Thread 718152550

Cows look very funny.
Post video game cows.

I would love to op, but as far as I know your mom was never in a video game

>>718152660
i can't BELIEVE what he made take place

>cow boss
>"MOOOve over!"

>>718152550 (OP)
this is the female fantasy

>>718152660
>mom joke

you have to be at least 25 years old to post here

>>718152550 (OP)
harvest moon had the cutest cows

>>718158335
Derpy ass cow. I'd rather buy milk from a merchant.

>>718152550 (OP)
I don't know many cow games. Knight Shift 2's RTS portion had cow milk based economy tho.

>>718152550 (OP)
For the longest time my job was sticking my hand shoulder deep into cow pussy and I cannot get the smell out of my head every time I think about cow.

List 3 games where the main villain(s) are cows

>>718152550 (OP)
How does evolution explain cows? How do you make it this far by just eating, shitting and being the biggest source of protein on the planet? That doesnt seem very survival of the fittest and I feel like animal husbandry can only help so much. I think that aliens made them.

>15 replies
>Only actual milkers posted
OP fumbled the bag on his gooner thread.

cow in underwater base

>>718159341
I still think it's hilarious that this game, despite being not MLP at all, is still banned under GR15 solely because "the executive director of season 1/2 designed the characters"

>>718159715
>make yourself invaluable to the superior species
It's foolproof.

>>718159715
Human symbiosis.
>humans follow herds for food and pick off predators along the way
>get so good at killing competitors that cows being preyed on by people have more successful lives than those left with the wolves
>wolves are similarly tamed since it's safer to scavenge human leftovers than hunt
>dogs and humans insulate cattle from nature
>only barrier for reproduction is the ability to find grass
>humans take over even that as gradually more retarded cows become easier to lead
>>718160076
I was going to post some but I realised I had no vidya related ones

>>718159715
>How do you make it this far by just eating, shitting and being the biggest source of protein on the planet?
By being good food for the apex predators on the planet

>>718152550 (OP)
Half of my diet consists of liquid cow (milk) and solid cow (meat)

>pet cow
>get banned

have a cow

>>718160643
>Mods are exceptionally stupid
What else is new

>>718160643
That's fucking retarded holy shit

>>718152550 (OP)
I'm not thirsty.

>>718159715
>tank build of 4 legged hooved herbivore mammal class
>make use of extremely common specialised food resource
>herds offer massive advantage over solo players
>growing horns gives major offensive capability
>specced out to take full advantage of the human meta during late game

>>718163170
Something's wrong with this cow. Does it have autism?

>>718159935
Moo.

>>718163170
>meooo

also Jagged Alliance 2, but I can't find a good screenshot

>>718159715
Cows have been selectively bred from Aurochs by humans to have smaller horns and gentler nature. They were essentially huge taurus bulls before that. Imagine trying to hunt a herd of these fuckers: Even lions would barely penetrate the skin and each attack would risk being oneshotted by a charge from any in auroch in the pack.
The humans who domesticated aurochs were alpha as fuck. Imagine managing to force these animals into submission, then deciding to and succeeding to KEEP THEM AS FUCKING LIVESTOCK

>>718165051
perpetual moo-tion machine

>>718165529
One of the roman writers who encountered tribal germanics talked about how they hunted a bull auroch as a rite of passage.

>>718159715
Before humans domesticated cows they were essentially turbo aggressive animals that could take advantage of the biggest food source on land, and to top it all off they work in herds giving them a huge defense bonus.

The real "but why" question should be how horses started eating grass exclusively when they can't properly ruminate.

>>718155051
Why did they make her (him?) so ugly?

Moo.

>>718161750
Stream that movie if you’re so great

>>718166896
The fact people find her attractive genuinely baffles me.

>>718160643
Thought it had to do with the game starting off as an mlp fighting game before they had to make it legally distinct. Besides who cares, never see anyone talk about the game anyway outside of it getting screwed at evo over and over or whatever

>>718167658
It was cancelled in 2023 and the devs were fired

>>718167658
>I wonder why I never saw anyone talking about this game you get banned for posting, hmmmmmmmmm

>>718152550 (OP)
If you like Cows so much you should marry one, give it a wedding nose ring

>>718154767
Mom jokes are board culture
since most of us were under 25 back in 2004.

I wish more games had cow girls as waifus.

>>718160643
You mean GR15, the rule for a show from 2011 that is still enforced for no fucking reason?

What's it like to be friends with cows?

>>718166894
>The real "but why" question should be how horses started eating grass exclusively when they can't properly ruminate.
Ok, how did horses come to only eat grass? If they can't digest it properly, how come they can be so fast and powerful?

>>718169046
It's not that they can't digest it properly, it's that cows essentially have to internally ferment grass to get the nutrition needed from it. Grass isn't very nutritious on it's own.

That's why horses have to eat absolute shit tons of it to get anything.

>>718152550 (OP)
hows the porn modding scene for the sims?
are artists still releasing new animations and shit?

>>718169192
Any idea why the horse pussy evolved to be so universally beautiful?

>>718169473
Probably because of how closely it resembles a human vagina.

>Talk to cow in video game
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Shitting cow from Conker

>>718156127
*Moo noises*

>>718165529
While modern cows are bros because of how chill they are, this is also fucking rad

>>718168121
What happened? Is it a Skullgirls situation where the SJWs decided it was too racy for adults and not politically correct enough?

>>718169192
> cows essentially have to internally ferment grass to get the nutrition needed from it.
How does that work? Is it something humans can do (before eating, not in their stomach) to make grass more nutritious? I know of at least one traditional European dish that just grass made more edible and tasty for when there's nothing left to eat. It can't be the only one.

Don't horses stereotypically eat oats and other grains too?

>>718169473
What about Dolphin Pussy?

>>718152550 (OP)
>ITT we touch cows.

>>718169809
>localization
What does the original actually say?

>>718170964
>How does that work? Is it something humans can do (before eating, not in their stomach) to make grass more nutritious?
Cows have four chambered stomachs and they continuously vomit, rechew and then redigest their food to make it nutritious.

Humans aren't really made to eat grass and we struggle a lot to digest it, alongside it's low nutritional value. I don't think you could do anything to make it all that nutritious, either.

>Don't horses stereotypically eat oats and other grains too?
Yes, and so do cows. Animal diets aren't generally as strict as many think. Both horses and cows will engage in carnivory on occasion, for instance.

>>718168981
>No fucking reason
No it's still a pretty good reason. Just like how /vg/ still exists because of Katawa Shoujo. Those motherfuckers are on like general 30000 or some shit.

They turned this cow into a ball

>>718171409
>Imagine a spherical cow

>>718152550 (OP)
Here you go anon. Capture the enemy cow!

Captcha: WRADX

>>718170367
Nah, the publisher went full retard, fired the entire devteam, then pushed out a half-finished patch that still had a bunch of insanely glaring balance/crash bugs.

>>718152550 (OP)
Good thread saar

Cows live in the forest. You can just go get one.

>>718152550 (OP)
post THAT cow gif

>>718160370
where the cow at

>>718173016
Can I just raise a cow in my backyard?

>>718173218
the jew fears this...

>>718173142
I've noticed those brown haired cows have been getting more popular over the years. Anything unique about them?

>>718173218
If your yard is big enough, yeah. Most suburban back and front yards are.

>>718165529
So wild cows were apparently monsters, and wild pigs are fucking monsters. What's the lore here? Are humans just going
>wow, this animal is a fucking asshole! I'm going to domesticate it so I can it its children.

>>718173375
They live in the mountains. https://files.catbox.moe/f5pwew.mp4

>>718160603
Never trust a cow in an under water military base

>>718165051
>>718173602
Is this the reason farmers give cows those nose piercings, or was that something else

>>718172113
Indians don't actually like cows. They show them off and respect them temporarily because their culture says so, as soon as that's done they fuck off.
Westoid cow eaters treat them better and I mean that completely uniornically

>>718159715
The wild Aurochs were absolute beasts. It was our love of unnatural selection that turned them into our goofy buddies.

>>718173801
He has clearance to be there. He has a job.

>>718173883
I know they do that to wean calves and keep bulls at stick length. My guess is these girls were never forcefully weaned

Something's wrong with my cow

>>718174101
That doujin has a kino ending.

>>718165529
>FUCK OFF, MOOOOOAAAAUGH >:(
>here, have some sweet corn, buddy
>MO- oh, mooooo :)
it's that easy

>>718173396
It was more like
>look at this fucking monstrosity, wouldn't it be cool if we could control it?
We're all Resident Evil scientists at heart.

>>718167658
Yeah. It *started* as an MLP fighting game, but then they completely redesigned it with new OCs and it's completely unrelated to MLP. But it's still banned under GR15 because this site is mindbroken by cartoon horses.

>>718173016
>>718173142
>>718173942
haha, little moosito, dude

>>718168981
it's funny because the MLP fandom is like 1% of what it used to be and /mlp/ is one of the slowest boards on the site, yet it still remains banned somehow
if GR15 got removed, there would be "spam" for maybe a few hours before the autists got bored and went back to their hugbox generals on /mlp/

>>718174101
Yeah, it's a human with accessories, not a cow. That's what's wrong with it.

>>718152550 (OP)
google fistula

>>718174760
>"spam" for maybe a few hours
Eh, I'd give it at least a few weeks of people spamming for the lulz and then it would fizzle down to becoming just another source of reaction images with the occasional bait post just like any other show.

Cows are cute. It's a shame they're made out of tasty food.
However, I think it's cool how they taste better the happier and healthier they are, so they can live good lives until we shut off their lights.

>>718176141
I've never seen fluffy cows before this thread, I don't think. Maybe I have, but don't remember.
Very cute.

>>718176809
Touch the cow.
Do it now.

>>718176835
Are they as soft as they look? I imagine their fur would still be a bit coarse.

Coincidentally I went to a farm today.

MOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC_aGQyFETU

>>718177557
Neat, what for?

>>718177603
pardon me

>>718177023
They're pretty soft.

>>718177651
I went to visit my aunt but her house smelled like cow so got curious. Funnily enough the smell was much nicer inside the farm.

>>718171409
HEY MORDI, CHECK IT OUT! I DID SOME SCIENCE TO ME COW, AND NOW IT’S ALSO A BALL!
I GOT A COWBALL, MORDI

mmmmmmmmm

>>718172072
Why would they screw over a successful game like that?

>>718173386
How much milk can you expect to get from a yard cow? How often do they need to be milked?

MOO-

>>718163707
It has toxoplasmosis.

>>718183846
Because it wasn't successful ENOUGH for the publisher, and firing the devteam+pushing out unfinished DLC briefly makes the line go up.

Is it true that cows are incredibly friendly animals?

Cows in Runescape can't be poisoned, because poison runs on a timer and for cows that timer was repurposed so they can periodically say "moo".

>>718173218
Yes
Jews will be scared of you, though

>>718184961
Really? Kek that's great

>>718165551
Underrated

>>718174828
What about a cow with human accessories?

You didn't beat the game

>>718171173
*touches the cow*

>>718184961
I didn't know that...

>>718152550 (OP)
mooh

Fighter's Destiny 2

Cow-pilled gamers in the house tonight.

Steel battalion, you can grab them with your robo arm, maybe even stop a shot with it but not sure about that.

>>718184752
>the project is flopping! quick, DUMP EVERYTHING and keep line going up just long enough to cash out!
classic

>>718162163
Cute, arousing, actually good.

>>718160642
Stupid, implausible, crass

>>718152550 (OP)
Do it NOW.

>>718152550 (OP)
I always liked this creature
It would also pick up and pet other cows it found in the world which I thought was cute

>>718190112
What game?

Cows are cute too bad they're delicious

That's it. I'm gonna put a cow in my game.
Gonna go try to model it now.

She's actually supposed to be a birch tree but look at those tits. Her boobs are pretty cool too.

>>718190380
VenusBlood Gaia
Shes a very minor character with one actual scene.

>>718185560
wow I completely forgot this is where that reaction image if from

>>718160076
normal cows are hotter anyways

>>718191093
Unfathomably gay.

>>718190534
Make it a waifu.

>>718190869
Why isnt the cow biting a chunk off him

How about the Hard Drivin' cow?

>>718187582
I fell in love with this cow.

>>718192891
Same, triple crowned her and got her signature weapon

>>718192045
Cows are herbivores. It just wants to cuddle

>>718193217
i might get in trouble for this.
i am not posting any of the porn parts.
cows have nothing to do with video games.
this is, however, absolutely relevant to this thread.

Moo

https://youtu.be/j5b0NWK2gPE?si=aGRZr5Ym-g8t91zL

>>718193313
>>718193217
>>718193152
Source me.

>>718193152
Yandex failed me. Give me the sauce and I'll pray for your good fortune.

>>718194114
>>718194049
Don't bother. The baby is black so the owner gets mad and butchers her in the end.

>>718193327
oh yes baby, cows

The time has come

>>718194343
Wait what? No fucking way.

>>718194343
You're such a lying faggot Anon.

>>718194719
Yeah it's just misery porn. After he sends her off to the butcher there's even an epilogue about the guy discovering her cow genes made it so the babies can have different skin colors, cause cows can have different coats, and how he "tries not to think about it"

>>718194049
adopting a cow on e-hentai

>>718194343
lol no

>>718194832
>posts the cope ending

>>718174101
>>718185560
Holy shit, it's been ages since I've seen this one. Makes me kinda sad to think that all the sitrs I used to browse back then are probably gone.

>>718166896
they made her head really large, same with most of the other characters

>>718152550 (OP)
this the stealth porn thread?

>>718199383
Nope. Just cows.

>>718184838
Why don't you break into your local bullpen and find out?

>>718171383
>No it's still a pretty good reason
No it's a pretty shit reason and a worse precedent you complete and utter fuckstain.

>>718201453
cope horsefucker, your shit show ill never be allowed and you belong in /trash/ and your shit board.

>>718202843
>YOU DISAGREE ME ON THING?!
>YOU THING!!!

>>718202879
seethe

>>718165529

Strange how it seems to be happening to people these days...

>>718184319
>How much milk can you expect to get from a yard cow?
If she's a dairy, 1 to 6 gallons a day.
>How often do they need to be milked?
2 to 3 times a day.
You didn't ask, but you have to breed them annually if you want to keep getting milk from them.

>>718165051
Were cows ever wild? How did they naturally wean?

>>718203928
see
>>718165529

>>718169215
why do you want poop mods for the sims?
get the fuck out of here you freak

>>718203928
>How did they naturally wean?
An auroch wouldn't have produced milk in great quantities or for as long as a dairy cow. Breastfeeding isn't enjoyable for any species once the hormones wear off and at a certain point they'd just push their calves away when they tried to eat.

>>718193217
Source is Milk Party

>>718173216
came to this thread for this exact image. thank you.

Cows are meant to be hugged and kissed, not eaten. Deep in your heart you know this to be true.

cow sexo

>>718204509
but why

>>718205271
I know it's true, but by golly do they taste good

>>718175487
Cows actually kill a fair amount of people every year.
They're incredibly heavy and dumb animals, they can trample you very easily.

>>718205098
This is FMA levels of fucked up.

I dont like cows, they stink

>awww cows are cute
>funds factory farming
Anon stop buying goy slop and save these things

>>718205545
Why? Because you don't understand why they do it?

>Come in expecting cowes
>1/3s of the thread is asinine animetranny garbage
>>718205739
Say that to my snout not online see what happens.

>>718205739
But they're tasty.

>

>>718205836
He's a big guy...

>>718205747
no! I love cute gore!

>>718159715
You are literally retarded

>>718205747
Wasn't "goy slop" supposed to be meatless with either plant-based substitutes or "the bugs"?

>>718154767
It's a moom joke

>>718207056
Goyslop also includes tainted or mechanically separated meat, aka factory farming.

>>718165529
I don't think I'd try to fend off from a dog without a weapon, these dudes were taking down these fucking monsters with probably some shitty wooden spear, absolutely insane
Or maybe they used bows and arrows, I guess

Did every prehistoric human look like the fucking chad meme?

It's cow.

I live near a lot of cows :)

how now

>>718173883
It's to drag them by. Cows can swim short distances too so you can tie them to a boat by their noses and gently pull them across. They love it.