Thread 718192675

Its Friday and that means its time to wait for the rtv to skip this shitass map in TF2!
Address: 131.153.242.158:27015 or tf2.madhammer.club

>Why the fuck is there so much custom content
Just download all of the content directly through our server instead of through tf2
https://cdn.madhammer.club/misc/van-content.7z
and then place the content into their respective tf2 folders


>For Sunday Night, and that means its time to get powderkeg'd in PVK2

want to get pinged about this server until the heat-death of the universe? click on this link!
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/party_van

I know pvk just got update but whens sven

not getting on until sniper is class locked

whens shoddybaddle sunday

>>718192675 (OP)
>Am I going to mute people who play annoying, low quality, terrible micspam?
Yes.
>Am I going to switch between micspammers like I switch between radio stations in my car?
Yes.
>Does this mean I will mute and unmute players whenever I decide?
Yes.
>Will I disable voicechat altogether when too many people join and I can no longer mute?
Yes.
Will I vote F2 on any vote against a player for muting?
Yes.
>Will I vote F1 on all other votes?
Yes.
>Have I been doing this for years?
Yes.
>Will I continue to do so?
Yes.
>Did I make this post to obtain (You)s and start shit in the thread?
Yes.
>Did I make this post to see if it has any effect on how the /v/an will play out tonight?
Maybe.

>>718192675 (OP)
every sunday till it happens. Cod2.

>>718192782
>Am I going to switch between micspammers like I switch between radio stations in my car?
ok so I'm not the only one that imagines doing this

>>718192751
THIS you fucking NIGGER FAGGOT /v/ is NOT FOR VIDEO GAMES
>>718192782
>>>/mu/
>>718192765
>>>/vp/
>>718192736
>>>/vr/
>>718192728
>>>/k/

>>718192728
when that japanese guy makes a new map to play

who am i raping today

>>718192675 (OP)
nice sunday but when's css

>>718192909
uncle badass

1 day i will make a tf2 map

>css
gene from god hand: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING

>>718193050
FINISH IT

>>718192782
based muteGOD if they din't wanna get muted maybe they shouldn't play dogshit

>>718192751
this is a nu-/v/ full cancer post covid server, not a /vm/ server. If you still want that there's a /bant/fag server you can still play on called [now /vm/-post discord] kogas

>>718193050
>single giant open skybox
SUBOPTIMAL

I never mute because I love the strange cacophony the /v/an has to offer at any given moment while not restricting their speech to communicate, who am I?

>>718193469
a FAGGOT LOL!!!

>>718193469
cousin kickass

>>718193469
some big eared freerf

>>718193118
noh i have gayboy false depression and subsequent inability to finish anything (screenshot from this century(today before 3 naps actually))

>>718193569
>noh i have gayboy false depression and subsequent inability to finish anything
Ima make you my wife, lil nigga

>>718193469
gobbo

I only use saysounds to be an obnoxious faggot when I win, who am I?

>>718193706
the girl reading this ;)

24 ounces of cp_steel

>>718192782
muteCHAD doing whatever he wants regardless of what the inner circlejerk thinks of him

>>718193569
It's just fucking shapes.

>>718193469
minimelt

RIP :(

!ai Goku is that all you got faggot

>>718194852
he was one of the voice_enable 0 fags

>party /v/an - join the Discord http://discod.gg/WxCSBaRmTh
What did fagmins mean by this

If you don't listen to saysounds then FUCK YOU

>>718195215
ermmmmmm the discord is actually here doe
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/party_van

miku's birthday is on the 31st, better get that project diva sunday ready or else

>>718195215
>>718195305
who in the fuck would wanna be in a group chat with most of you cretins

>>718195478
so you can get pinged to play l4d2 vs

>>718195519
modern day versus players are the most mentally fucked niggas around so now its all making sense
>>718195221
i only listen to the ones i like and replace the annoying ones with blank files

oh my god its Christmas

>>718195478
109 cretins

My inventory is full.

>>718195728
109?

>>718194901
engineer gaming

THANKS FOR THE FREE SCRAP, FAGGOT

>>718196147
>not shooting everything that moves

46 garbage little cunts on pl_pinnacle

>>718195728
nice, now how many of them are actual participants?

>>718196210
don't care, non team colored models are for fags

>>718196250
>playing seriously on the /v/an

>>718196231
One (me)

>>718196337
I'm too fucking high to be dealing with non team colored models retard

>>718196337
>not taking his rape crusade seriously
spread his cheeks

>>718196337
yeah dude this is just a funny random server dude BUT DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE MUTE A SINGLE MICSPAMMER EVENDOUGHEVERBEIT IT LITERALLY DOESN'T AFFECT ANYONE PERSONALLY

Can we pick a map that doesn't run at sub-20fps on a 4090?

>>718196669
Upgrade your CPU retard

total amp domination
don't forget engis run this server

>>718192751
more like /trash/ for those late night man to man goonsesh's

>>718197781
nerf pomson (not the weapon, the player)

>>718196361
DUDE

>>718195728
why can't i figure out how to join this...

40 genuine dick suckers on cp_edifice

im having an off day so instead of taking the L like a man and giving up gracefully im gonna complain incessantly (jk im gonna eat an entire bag of off-brand doritos and pass out in a pool of my own vomit)

>>718197781
What's amp?

>>718198348
imagine if engineer were good and not a waste of a player slot

>>718196565
still mad because of what happened last week I see

>>718198348
Dispenser but instead of giving health/ammo/metal, it gives you FUCKING NOTHING except PURE SOUL OF DEATH WITH WHICH TO DISTROY YOU'RE ENEMYS (instead of resources it just gives allcrit in about the same range as a normal dispenser)

just going to afk whenever there's a sentry in the ground

ITS OVER

boys named sue...

brothers the troon ddos is upon us

Is the fucking /v/ server being Ddos?

i dont like this, im going to jack off and erp with trannies instead
sven sunday when?

>>718198974
HOW DO YOU DO?

>>718196669
tf2 is a cpu heavy game not a gpu heavy game
ALSO TANKED THAT SERVER DDOS RAPE YIKADEE

>>718196749
>>718199196
Upgrade to what? I've got a 9800X3D right now

Is it over yet?

>>718196669
>spends 4 figures on a GPU just to play a nearly 20 year old game whose engine is CPU dependent

>>718199289
Yes and?

>>718199278
that wasnt even a DDOS, jx just sat down too hard

>>718199289
/v/ and /g/ posters are retarded what did you expect

when did the ddos'ing start I just got here

>>718199260
Should've gone Intel. My 12400 handles TF2 at a buttery smooth 165fps like a champ.

>>718199478
im trans btw

>>718199421
it ended like a quick shart, everything is back to the same old shit

So uh, we doin' mvm tonight or what?

say itemtest;

>>718199587
Kazzy?

>Should've gone Intel
*updates and bricks your cpu in your path*

>>718199478
Jewish hands typed this post.

>>718193869
>got invited to inner circle
>they are even faggier there than they are on the server
>leave immediately

>>718192782
Ok attention whore lmao

OwO when did Homosexual Cocaineaddictus get so H0T

AIEEE CROWDSRIKE IS STOPPING ME FROM PLAYING TF2

56 heros riding with that CASHNADO high on plr_vegas_b01

if you try to force people to not mute I can still just mute the game with my OS and play my own music over yours

>>718200685
NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE..... BECAUSE YOU CAN'T OK??????

>>718200685
>implying half the /v/an doesn't do this while they press F1 to votekick the people that mute

>>718192782
I’m gonna be honest, I’ve had jimcarey muted for years at this point. warrior’s spam is usually quality and recently slash does okay.

>>718196147
>not expecting friendly fire to be always on.

WELL, IT'S ONE FOR THE CUNNY, TWO FOR THE SERVER
THREE TO !NOMINATE AYJACCK, NOW GO, NIGGER, GO
BUT DON'T YOU STEP ON MY BLUE SNOW SHOES
WELL, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING, BUT STAY OFF OF MY BLUE SNOW SHOES

FIFTY-NINE PICKLE RICKERS ON KOTH_NUCLEUS

whos the NIGGER that replaced my spray

>>718201352
I wish it was so I could actually kill them

>>718202182
it was me barry

time to farm stranges

>>718192675 (OP)
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU NIGGERS DESERVE RAPE

lmk when buttmunch is off the server so i can enjoy playing again

>teamkill is on
>the one time I'm not on the team full of a bunch of niggers I hate
this server fucking sucks

WHO CHOSE THIS GAYNIGGER MAP
YOU DESERVE RAPE!

too much people joined so its time for the shitmins to kill the server

>>718202553
sorry, I forgot to add in that I was RAPED by my superiors. I will return after my gaped asshole returns to it’s former shape

>>718202653
reminder that its ok for the same person to nominate this map every day, but I get map nominate banned for putting in dustbowl

>>718202553
he's going to be autistically fixated on mutefags for at least the next five hours

>>718202810
1. Why is he like this?
2. Who's cock did he suck to be a fagmin?

>>718202810
whenever im bored and waiting for a respawn i mutecheck and then post it and then call a vote
if youre on that list its not my problem *picks boogers and eats a big one*

>>718202891
I was simply stating a fact

RAPE AND HANG ADMIN NIGGERS

>>718202982
refer to the last part of my post then idk

is overmunch a jew

Getting MUNCH’d is quite literally a skill issue. Muting is one thing, but muting and being a fag about it is what makes your ass get a huge chunk bitten out of it before being summarily booted

have fun for once please
remember, the phrase is "fun comes naturally"

>>718203150
Overmunch keeps crying in bed because he doesn't have a girlfriend. He also ghosts me and says we're not Pokebros anymore.

Final Combat > TF2. This is literally truth.

ruh roh Bakugo the hero basedcademia loving nigger tranny is here

>>718203150
>and being a fag about it
lol ok

>>718203308
idk who that is but I'm also a nigger tranny who desperately wants to join in on the /v/an but Overmunch won't let me. Also, Sonic is gay as fuck.

someone nominate smash cannons

everytime i see someone using the fempyro model in the server i have the urge to jackoff

why is kazzy so fucking zesty

I wish I was a woman so I could be Overmunch's gf. >:^3...

>>718203789
my id on steam is bakugo btw

>>718203218
I preferred the levy trannychaser namefagging over whatever this is

>>718203808
you and the other two fags are just as gay

some people deserve to be raped by niggers for voting this map

TOTAL
AMP
DOMINATION
my team is scared of this so they'll remove the spawn doors

>>718198605
So you just stand near it and shoot rockets?

this is unplayable

>>718205149
it's the same every weekend

this is playable

>>718205149
voice_enable 0
thank me later
it wouldn't be necessary if you faggots actually spammed something fun or good music but it's just earrape from four different sources constantly.

>>718194841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbCMda1wJPU

also !sounds to turn off the saysounds spam

>>718196730
source
sllsfhm

im going to pull the trigger fuck this dumbass nigger

>>718192675 (OP)
>PVK2
I'm gonna come.

this map SUCKS

>>718207580
Welcome to the /v/an, would you like a complementary furry inflation rp guidebook?

52 NERDS stuck in the silo on cp_blackmesa

bliggers fuckin SUCK

>>718207667
ill take the afk at spawn jacking off to other men special

ATTENTION EVERYONE
TIME TO COVER SNOWSHOE IN YOUR GAMER JUICE

That feeling when you finish brushing your hair with a Pentium 4 processor.

>>718205616
what he said but on opposite day

Bakugo's Boycunny,
Is the boycunny,
For you and me!
Bakugo's Boycunny,
Is the boycunny,
For you and me!
Free deliver-y,
Bakugo's Boycunny,
Is the boycunny,
Very ta-asty. (Whoo!)
Bakugo's Boycunny,
Is the boycunny, ab-so-lu-tiv-al-y!

BA-BA-BA-BAKUGO'S
Do-do-chun-chun-chi-chi boycunny
[falsetto, while hitting the high note] Me-hee-hee-hee-yee!

say his name and he appears

39 anime fans having a rough prom night on koth_animedance

>>718210909
xD

remove engi from the game

>>718211102
remove engi cock from your ass

>>718211102
remove my fist from your throat first

Joe Hendry if you can hear us, please save me

I'm going to prank Overmunch into a real girl so I can make him my wife!

desert bus map when

Joe Hendry please save us.

Joe Hendry please show these niggas how to really DDOS

>>718211248
just ask him bro he's right there

>>718211102
remove this dih

why was tonight so fun

my server status update from my personal army?

>>718212052
sharty got dodged

retard bus map when

69/69 players on cp_canterlot_wg_b2

joe hendry joe hendry joe hendry

call me levy the way i fuck these tryhard trannies

when we playing minecraft again

>>718212429
our top guy is working on it, just figuring out how much bloatware can fit in a modpack before corruption

>>718212429
hopefully never

pokebro and munch <3

100/100 joe hendrys heading to cp_cunny_a2

see you doods tomorrow

yni