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Anonymous No.718209043 [Report] >>718209242 >>718209409 >>718209541 >>718209615 >>718209773 >>718209810 >>718210225 >>718210359 >>718210442 >>718211021 >>718211332 >>718211380 >>718211396 >>718212159 >>718212230 >>718212880 >>718213179 >>718213504 >>718214998 >>718215736 >>718216696 >>718216941 >>718217089 >>718218105 >>718218662 >>718219826 >>718220736 >>718221072 >>718221304 >>718221791 >>718224039 >>718228719 >>718232731 >>718236680 >>718238847 >>718239675 >>718240725 >>718241239 >>718242625 >>718242695 >>718249115 >>718249285 >>718251064 >>718251291 >>718251782 >>718251897 >>718251976 >>718257498 >>718263242 >>718263242 >>718263242 >>718263242 >>718271560 >>718290460
What the fuck is this shit supposed to be?
Anonymous No.718209183 [Report] >>718209349 >>718287997
Bro ur tellin me
The fuck is it with ALL fighting types looking vaguely humanoid but also not
Anonymous No.718209220 [Report] >>718209319 >>718210767 >>718214229 >>718219550 >>718239804 >>718265401
Everybody always says the ice cream cone or the keys are awful designs, but this whole evolution chain is bottom of the barrel for me, same with the Kung fu Muppets sawk and throh.
Anonymous No.718209242 [Report] >>718210981
>>718209043 (OP)
I still say Flame Orb is better than Assault Vest.
Fight me.
Anonymous No.718209319 [Report] >>718209485 >>718211826 >>718212674 >>718215032 >>718218881 >>718225717 >>718227063 >>718232169 >>718232836 >>718232878 >>718250021 >>718273314 >>718282681
>>718209220
Gen 5 is the home of some of the shittiest looking Pokemon imaginable
Anonymous No.718209349 [Report] >>718210350 >>718212229 >>718229167
>>718209183
It's like martial arts are something only humans or humanoid creatures could do or something
Anonymous No.718209409 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
A Middle Eastern jew that just knocked down two towers made of concrete
Anonymous No.718209485 [Report] >>718210664 >>718213950 >>718220535 >>718242671
>>718209319
>Damn near everything in gen 5 is a 1:1 parallel to an evolutionary line from gen 1
>Suddenly, it's bad
Anonymous No.718209541 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
circus performer
strongman + clown
Anonymous No.718209615 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
it's a parody of the machop line; mixes something different with the strongman performer theme, in this case construction work and clowns. Former to further parody how a lot of gen 1 mons carried items with them and the clown because they tried to at least touch concepts from every gen 1 mon, so in this case probably mr mime.
Anonymous No.718209773 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
concrete brown roid clown
Anonymous No.718209810 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
the average american man circa 2011
Anonymous No.718210225 [Report] >>718210393
>>718209043 (OP)
fighting type was a mistake
humanlike pokemon are an abomination
Anonymous No.718210253 [Report] >>718210607 >>718242895 >>718244408 >>718244972 >>718282681
It's an ogre/construction worker. It also invented concrete and taught humans how to make it. Like a blue collar Prometheus.

So a super smart troll thing that makes its own concrete support pillars because it's muscles are too huge for it to effectively move without them.

Everyone in this thread is a faggot with shit taste except me. Conkeldurr rules.

Garbodor is cool too, eat shit. I won't defend the ice cream but I don't hate it.
Anonymous No.718210350 [Report] >>718211279
>>718209349
Go watch Kung Fu Panda and get back to me
Anonymous No.718210359 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
Strictly better Machamp
Anonymous No.718210393 [Report] >>718212237 >>718265094
>>718210225
Is the game called Pocket Pet? Or Pocket Animal?

No. It's Pocket fucking Monster.
Anonymous No.718210442 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
That's Conkeldurr
Anonymous No.718210607 [Report] >>718211674 >>718212042 >>718212305 >>718243045
>>718210253
for me it's vanilluxe and klinklang. Gen 5 had so many experimental but thoughtful designs. They got so lazy later on - either making things far too "safe" and being overly pokemon-y without any experimentation or fully willing to experiment but without ensuring they fit into the world. The ultra beasts were as far as I was willing to go; paradox pokemon are unforgivable.
Anonymous No.718210664 [Report] >>718211038 >>718211892 >>718212171 >>718212440
>>718209485
>>Damn near everything in gen 5 is a 1:1 parallel to an evolutionary line from gen 1
In your dreams, unovamutt. Every shitnova counterpart besides Gigalith looks like total dogshit.
Anonymous No.718210767 [Report] >>718231220
>>718209220
It's shit, but it's not as bad as the pink variant for latest gen, Tinkatink.
Anonymous No.718210770 [Report] >>718211194 >>718211708 >>718213039 >>718225956 >>718236880 >>718255139 >>718287063 >>718287429 >>718287598
This dude is cool as fuck and I will die on that hill
Anonymous No.718210873 [Report] >>718210969 >>718211140 >>718213291
>makes a starter set so god damn fucking ugly, they still haven't made a decent trio 13 years later
Anonymous No.718210969 [Report]
>>718210873
Emboar looks cool as fuck, you cocksmoker.
Anonymous No.718210981 [Report]
>>718209242
>Immunity to everything but confusion as long as you didn't switch into toxic
>Unstrippable atk boost
>Bulk Up for even more silliness
>Drain Punch AND Mach Punch

It was funny to watch people switch out & let me bulk up cuz they always assumed I was wearing a vest. And then it was too late. Far too late.
Anonymous No.718211021 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
Look at the clown
Anonymous No.718211038 [Report]
>>718210664
lol u mad
Anonymous No.718211045 [Report] >>718211197 >>718211209 >>718211415
Been ages since I played a Pokemon game. Downloaded Ultra Moon on my phone, and while the 3d graphics are sorta neat, I'll be damned if this game isn't fucking annoying with how it seems to NOT want me to play it.
It stops me in my tracks every several minutes for some sort of nonsense cutscene that adds absolutely nothing to the game.
Anonymous No.718211136 [Report] >>718211415 >>718288113
Also why the FUCK does that blonde cunt not just zip her damn bag all the way closed if she doesn't want that little nigger escaping?
Anonymous No.718211140 [Report] >>718213789 >>718218881
>>718210873
I still think serperior and samurott look good but I just don't get why they insist on making starters so busy. It just seems bizarre to compare typhlosion to something like even just infernape.
Anonymous No.718211171 [Report] >>718212164 >>718253286 >>718253736
>One of the best starter trios in the series, on par with 1st, 3rd, and 4th gen
>Even has a built in Dark/Psychic/Fighting triangle
>Promote the fuck out of Greninja while letting the other two rot, even giving him an exclusive battle bond ability and a Smash roster slot

Why? Chespin is the best one by the way.
Anonymous No.718211194 [Report]
>>718210770
Not even a hill what you died on has no value at all.
Anonymous No.718211197 [Report]
>>718211045
That's easily the worst thing about Gen 7. The pacing is so bad, the games are basically unreplayable if you can even stomach an initial playthrough. Idk hen's the last time you played Pokemon, but I'd just stick to romhacks or try any of the DS games if you missed them.
Anonymous No.718211209 [Report]
>>718211045
I made it to the second island and quit when I
>get off the boat cutscene and chat
>walk to the first route
>get another cutscene
I assumed, naively, that the cutscenes would shore up after I got out of the "tutorial island"
every island is a tutorial island, it seems.
Anonymous No.718211279 [Report] >>718211337
>>718210350
I watched it and now I will fuck your ass
*fucks your ass with no lube*
Anonymous No.718211332 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
Always felt like a downgrade from a form holding a fucking steel girder
Anonymous No.718211337 [Report]
>>718211279
joke's on you, I eat fast food, my ass is always lubed
Anonymous No.718211380 [Report] >>718211541
>>718209043 (OP)
this is what happens when a country like the US has no culture to base pokemon designs on
Anonymous No.718211396 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
A Mexican, I would know because I'm Mexican and I look like that and lift as much as him.
Anonymous No.718211415 [Report]
>>718211136
>>718211045
It has some bloat but it does get rolling into one of the better plots of the series. Also it's one of the hardest commercially released Pokemon games. Not as hard as Colosseum.
Anonymous No.718211541 [Report] >>718212437 >>718236856
>>718211380
No. This is what happens when talentless retards create and design Pokemon past gen 1.
Anonymous No.718211674 [Report] >>718211745 >>718211810 >>718211812 >>718213161 >>718222324 >>718241289
>>718210607
Every Gen has some gems. This thing reminds me of like a Gen 2 design, it's the giant jaw and relative simplicity.
Anonymous No.718211708 [Report]
>>718210770
Gen 5 has some of the best looking designs in the series.
Anonymous No.718211745 [Report]
>>718211674
I very much disagree with you on that specific mind but I fully accept there are some good designs in at least almost any gen. Not familiar enough with 8 and 9 to absolutely agree but I doubt I'd find every single design unforgivable.
Anonymous No.718211810 [Report] >>718212057
>>718211674
You lost me at embedding a gravestone into its noggin, a graggin if you will.
Anonymous No.718211812 [Report] >>718211958 >>718212178 >>718212225
>>718211674
every design in this gen is so polarizing, I love houndstone and annihilape but there are some absolute fucking stinkers like all of the paradox mons
too bad they're all stuck in dogshit games anyway
Anonymous No.718211826 [Report] >>718212216 >>718212669 >>718213359 >>718213648 >>718214112 >>718218684 >>718219284 >>718225628 >>718225828 >>718227960 >>718232574 >>718244149 >>718248675 >>718250147 >>718274597 >>718279142 >>718286534
>>718209319
Besides OP's, the monkey evolutions, genies, gear, martial artists, and butthole rock, they are all pretty cool. And shut the fuck up about the ice cream and trash. Those are good too.

Some of them are mid but most of them are like in my top 30 easily in terms of design. All the dragon types, chandelure, cofagrigus, zoroark, reuniclus, just to name a few.

BW does frontload you with the few shitty ones in the very beginning which sucks. But why people go "MUH ICECREAM" of all things to shit on I don't get. Previous gens all had their shitmons but Gen 5 is the one to get meme'd on for no reason.
Anonymous No.718211892 [Report] >>718212106
>>718210664
>Gigalith
one of the most boring and uninspired mons in the gen is somehow your favorite lmao, dogshit opposite day-tier taste
Anonymous No.718211958 [Report]
>>718211812
Nah, the paradox mons are a good 50:50 great and shit.
Anonymous No.718212042 [Report] >>718212304 >>718214145 >>718216597 >>718226992 >>718243045 >>718284908
>>718210607
Never understood why people have such beef with Klingklang when it's blatantly obvious it's supposed to parodying Magneton, but even does that in a more creative way with the whole "perpetually moving gears" idea which is way more than what Magneton ever had going on
Anonymous No.718212057 [Report]
>>718211810
It's for camo. Buries itself so you only see the brave stone. Shiny version looks better because it's dirt covered.
Anonymous No.718212106 [Report] >>718212749 >>718236856 >>718264943
>>718211892
Any of the starters, floating fetus, legends, trash, ice cream, gears, mushroom with nigger lips, my mom's goose, druddigon, nigger Gardevoir, monkeys, retarded zubat, pringles man, beartic, and snow flake are uglier
Anonymous No.718212159 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
A circus strongman.
Anonymous No.718212163 [Report]
I don't care for samson or the option he's giving us, sounds evil to me.
Anonymous No.718212164 [Report] >>718212256 >>718212351 >>718222930 >>718227008 >>718228110 >>718287920
>>718211171
because it's not one of the best starter trios. Delphox and Chesnaught were have been seen as ugly jobbers to Greninja ever since gen 6 released. They aren't popular
Anonymous No.718212171 [Report] >>718212346
>>718210664
the tardigrade mon is awesome too
axle's line and the helmet bug mon line as well
Anonymous No.718212178 [Report]
>>718211812
I like some of the past ones. The future ones are mostly dude robots lmao except for Iron Treads who is actually an ant instead of an elephant
Anonymous No.718212216 [Report] >>718212404
>>718211826
I hate every single one of these except Haxoris and Liepard+pre-evo, and Victini
>And shut the fuck up about the ice cream and trash
inexcusably shit designs
Anonymous No.718212225 [Report] >>718212509
>>718211812
The paradox mons are great at what they're trying to do. The only reason to dislike them is just being a hard ass about not wanting them to redesign any existing mon
Anonymous No.718212229 [Report] >>718214081
>>718209349
Blow it out your ass, foo.
Anonymous No.718212230 [Report] >>718287405
>>718209043 (OP)
Anonymous No.718212237 [Report] >>718212372 >>718212724 >>718213956 >>718235768 >>718236856 >>718245406 >>718283243
>>718210393
I don't give a fuck what it's called, humanmons and objectmons are the most retarded tranny faggotry to disgrace this franchise, at least Gen 1 had the decency to keep most of its Pokemon designs grounded in reality and resemble what it's based off of.
Anonymous No.718212256 [Report]
>>718212164
They aren't popular because they weren't marketed.
Anonymous No.718212304 [Report]
>>718212042
I like the concepts but the final evos are lazy. I expected like a grandfather clock or something a bit cooler than just more gears. Same with the ice cream. It could have evolved into a sundae instead of looking the same but bigger. Some people like it when evos are just bigger. I don't.
Anonymous No.718212305 [Report] >>718213015
>>718210607
>The ultra beasts were as far as I was willing to go; paradox pokemon are unforgivable
Why tolerate one but not the other? What's wrong with Pokemon having fantastical creatures like what we create in the real world?
Anonymous No.718212346 [Report] >>718212671
>>718212171
Who is the tardigrade mon?
Anonymous No.718212351 [Report]
>>718212164
>Delphox
>seen as ugly
>also intentionally ignoring Braxien
Anonymous No.718212372 [Report] >>718212573
>>718212237
Go take up birdwatching if you want to look at real animals, nigger tranny faggot spic bitch. Cunt.
Anonymous No.718212404 [Report]
>>718212216
>I hate all of them except like 3
There is no way that's true.
Anonymous No.718212437 [Report] >>718236856
>>718211541
Exactly, the guy who made Gen 1 Pokemon also made Pokemon for he other gens, he's as much of a piece of shit hack as that British AIDS-ridden faggot who created the ice cream, garbage bag, and keychain.
Anonymous No.718212440 [Report]
>>718210664
Amoongus is a top tier design
Anonymous No.718212509 [Report] >>718212638 >>718241452
>>718212225
They're not fucking Pokemon, like everything else made after Gen 2.
Anonymous No.718212573 [Report] >>718212707 >>718216427 >>718231783
>>718212372
The entire appeal of Pokemon was slightly-altered real animals. Now it's Digimon and sentai and coomershit and LOL SO RANDUM XD.
Anonymous No.718212638 [Report]
>>718212509
gen2 sucks balls and its pokemon are either shitmon or avilable too late. f
Anonymous No.718212669 [Report] >>718212776 >>718213043
>>718211826
>everything in this post
Jesus, anon, you have such incredibly shit taste I'm honestly intrigued about how it manifests in other areas of your life

Post pic of living room at least
Anonymous No.718212671 [Report] >>718271980
>>718212346
this guy. I went full retard though, he's more of a fetus/zygote thing rather than a tardigrade
Anonymous No.718212674 [Report]
>>718209319
>Hire an Australian to make designs
>Be surprised when you get shit
Anonymous No.718212707 [Report]
>>718212573
No it wasn't, weird objects and humanlike creatures were always there.

Koffing/Wheezing have been my favorite since Blue.
Anonymous No.718212724 [Report] >>718220951
>>718212237
gen 1 has a ton of objectmons and humanmons lol
Anonymous No.718212749 [Report] >>718212947 >>718225802 >>718271980 >>718272349
>>718212106
>nigger gardevoir
jesus imagine being this braindamaged you see a mon with GOTH in it's name and start thinking the black is supposed to make it a nigger
Anonymous No.718212776 [Report] >>718212935
>>718212669
stop being a contrarian shit, gen 5 has a terrible design philosophy. It looks awful from the tiles, to the dex, to the color pallets.

Stop being dumbass.
Anonymous No.718212880 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
Buff construction worker. Honestly if it wasn't for the gross veins, it would be a pretty good design.
Anonymous No.718212887 [Report] >>718213086 >>718213237
How the fuck did Gen 5 utterly destroy the minds of so many people that they're still chimping out in feral rage to this day? It's the exact same game as all the others except it's in New York and New Jersey.
Anonymous No.718212935 [Report]
>>718212776
no its good you're just a nigger
Anonymous No.718212947 [Report] >>718236856
>>718212749
Please dont post ugly fakemon made by fat black women on twitter again
Anonymous No.718213015 [Report] >>718213163 >>718213348
>>718212305
ultra beasts were a small series of intentionally outlandish designs with several layers of justification for it that were still controversial at the time. Paradox mons are just:
>That, but again
>way, WAY more of them
>with only a couple exceptions based on existing pokemon designs but not being related to them, despite often either replacing them or being useless
>very monotonous design wise; roughly half of them are just robots, the other half are "lol but what if dinosaur???" or similar. Past pokemon do look better on average fwiw
>all have one of two abilities for some reason
idk I could probably think of a few more examples but it feels like a combination of lazy and annoying.
Anonymous No.718213039 [Report]
>>718210770
Dragon Quest mob looking ass
Anonymous No.718213043 [Report] >>718213475 >>718260158
>>718212669
>erm, this is bad because... um...
>I'm just gonna ignore the fact that this is consistently rated high in people's favs and gets a spotlight in spinoffs like pokken and unite
>le-laughing-homer.jpg
piss off
Anonymous No.718213086 [Report] >>718223001
>>718212887
they couldn't catch pikachu, zubat, and geodude and were forced to use new mons so they're furious
Anonymous No.718213161 [Report] >>718213208 >>718218243 >>718238469 >>718238841
>>718211674
>hanna&barbera dog with tombstone on head
>gem
Hahahahaha
Anonymous No.718213163 [Report] >>718213219 >>718213348
>>718213015
As lazy and annoying as everything else people shit themselves in fury over with this franchise. "Waah waah objects, waah waah yokai, waah waah coombait, waah waah my mom's dog, waah waah overdesigned, waah waah Digimon". The Paradox Pokemon are the ancestors/descendants of present-day Pokemon.
Anonymous No.718213179 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
It's a beaver (or a woodchuck).
>They already did beavers just the previous gen!
Yes but the retards that they are proceeded to actually set the game in North America and fucked themselves over by putting one of the more iconic NA animals in another region.
Their gimmick is instead of making beaver dams they build houses with construction material, please laugh.
Anonymous No.718213208 [Report]
>>718213161
Same energy as the cat statue with a coin on its forehead.
Anonymous No.718213219 [Report] >>718213348
>>718213163
>The Paradox Pokemon are the ancestors/descendants of present-day Pokemon.
they literally are not. How do I know this as a detractor and you don't know this as a defender?
Anonymous No.718213232 [Report]
I think people are genuinely pissed at anything that isn't literally charizard.
Anonymous No.718213237 [Report]
>>718212887
Maybe it came out when they were in the teenage phase of "pokemon is gay and for babies and I definitely don't still like and play it" and they have weird associations with it
Anonymous No.718213258 [Report] >>718213817 >>718214045 >>718214932 >>718216368 >>718217094 >>718232325 >>718234107 >>718247494 >>718249639 >>718250250 >>718250608 >>718251978 >>718264843 >>718280701
https://tiermaker.com/create/pokemon-gen-five
money where your mouth is niggers
Anonymous No.718213291 [Report]
>>718210873
Snivy and Tepig were decent
Anonymous No.718213348 [Report] >>718213421 >>718214019
>>718213015
>>718213163
>>718213219
maybe the paradox pokemon are paradoxical in nature and are not meant to have a clear origin?
Anonymous No.718213359 [Report]
>>718211826
>Haxorus, Braviary, Volcarona
kino
Anonymous No.718213421 [Report]
>>718213348
Which makes them absolute faggot garbage, all the other Pokemon have clear origins.
Anonymous No.718213434 [Report]
Ultra Beasts are at least new designs. Paradox mons aren't.
Anonymous No.718213475 [Report] >>718213612
>>718213043
Litwick is an okay design, the rest of that line is retarded
>how could a bunch of tards with shit taste pick this as their favorite if it sucked? check and mate!
Reply to me no more, tranny
Anonymous No.718213504 [Report] >>718214073 >>718214583 >>718214738 >>718214886 >>718215594 >>718224654 >>718272285
>>718209043 (OP)
Why were there so many black-coded pokemon in Gen 5?
Anonymous No.718213612 [Report]
>>718213475
This, a candle is fine, a lamp and chandelier are the most retarded shit imaginable.
Anonymous No.718213648 [Report] >>718213737 >>718221264 >>718231679 >>718251004 >>718274597
>>718211826
i've circled only the good designs for you.
Anonymous No.718213737 [Report] >>718251210
>>718213648
>he likes the most tranny pokemon
Anonymous No.718213789 [Report] >>718214059 >>718288276
>>718211140
Samurott not being an otter like Oshawott and Dewott are is a big problem for me, it'd be like if they made Blaziken a emu instead of keeping it a chicken because "chickens aren't cool enough for a final evolution", that's basically the logic they took with Samurott and otters, they made it a sealion for that gay of a reason.
Serperior is fine and Emboar is absurdly overhated.
Anonymous No.718213817 [Report]
>>718213258
idk why the list includes mega audino (I think that's what it is anyway)
Anonymous No.718213950 [Report] >>718214074
>>718209485
Admitting to this is also admitting that the eveelutions are just as shitty as the monkeys, and fags will NEVER admit to this.
Anonymous No.718213956 [Report]
>>718212237
lol. haven't checked 8 and 9 but 1 and 5 have the greatest concentration of humanmons and objectmons
Anonymous No.718214019 [Report] >>718214109 >>718231890
>>718213348
I don't mind that, I just don't like that there's so many that are so lazy
>Tyranitar but robot
>entei but triceratops
>volcarona but robot
>jigglypuff but it has a stupid head tail
it's just derivative, lazy, uninteresting. At least with regional forms you could say "oh it makes sense that they're different here, neat" with these it's
>so some psycho got high and wrote about the future/past versions of pokemon and whatever happened and now they're real?
>and there's HOW MANY?
like 22 btw. And I was complaining about legendary bloat... I would have rather had 22 actual new mon designs, even when they're stinkers like eiscue or whatever
Anonymous No.718214045 [Report]
>>718213258
This is how I felt in my gut. I tried to do it fast without thinking too hard.
Anonymous No.718214059 [Report]
>>718213789
It had nothing to do with them hating otters, you paranoid conspiracy theorist. And Oshawatt is far from the first Pokemon whose line becomes different creatures, way back in Gen 2 there was Remoraid, and Gen 3 had Spheal.
Anonymous No.718214073 [Report]
>>718213504
the woke mob got to gamefreak, they even made a pokemon BLACK version, AND a pokemon BLACK 2 version!
Anonymous No.718214074 [Report] >>718214498
>>718213950
because eevees aren't ass ugly and don't look tike they were copy and pasted 6 times
Anonymous No.718214081 [Report]
>>718212229
If I am ever to reincarnate into the Pokemon world, I will have Ditto on my team. And I will train it to be Psianop. It will become Normal/Fighting type through sheer willpower.
Anonymous No.718214109 [Report] >>718214187
>>718214019
>regional forms being lazy is fine, but paradoxical pokemon from the past and future isn't
Anonymous No.718214112 [Report] >>718214238
>>718211826
Cofagrigus should've been ghost/rock
Anonymous No.718214145 [Report]
>>718212042
i like the design overall but i don't like it honestly because it didn't change enough from klang.
Anonymous No.718214187 [Report]
>>718214109
they aren't from the past and future moron
Anonymous No.718214229 [Report] >>718214503
>>718209220
Anonymous No.718214238 [Report]
>>718214112
>runerigus is ground for no reason
why
Anonymous No.718214293 [Report]
Anyone got these for the other types i love lists
Anonymous No.718214314 [Report] >>718214550
Archeops is toppest of top tier fossilmons
Anonymous No.718214382 [Report]
Anonymous No.718214498 [Report]
>>718214074
>don't look tike they were copy and pasted 6 times
yes they do
Anonymous No.718214503 [Report] >>718225893
>>718214229
This guy's awesome, fuck the people triggered by him. Very strong, pretty fast, good move pool, tow great Abilities, when I'm not using Emboar he's my Fighting-type choice.
Anonymous No.718214510 [Report] >>718214545
gen 5 bugs are top tier, the only gen that has a better lineup of bugs is gen 7
Anonymous No.718214528 [Report] >>718238993
Anonymous No.718214545 [Report]
>>718214510
Ribombee for life, love that powerful and adorable little cutie.
Anonymous No.718214550 [Report]
>>718214314
ebindoey carracosta is betterer
Anonymous No.718214583 [Report]
>>718213504
woah now, are you suggesting that black people are incapable of wearing pants properly?
Anonymous No.718214738 [Report] >>718220516
>>718213504
how did they get away with this, really? it truly feels like even just a decade ago was an entirely different world...
Anonymous No.718214886 [Report]
>>718213504
Scrafty is my nigga
I hope the ZA leaks are real because that Mega Scrafty sounds fucking sick
Anonymous No.718214932 [Report] >>718215101
>>718213258
Anonymous No.718214998 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
I dunno but I thought he looked cool as hell in Black & White.
Anonymous No.718215032 [Report] >>718215149 >>718215408
>>718209319
Anonymous No.718215101 [Report]
>>718214932
The transformed versions of the pedophile gennies are better than the original.
Anonymous No.718215149 [Report] >>718215364 >>718215475 >>718218212
>>718215032
explain gen 8
Anonymous No.718215364 [Report]
>>718215149
epic chungus
Anonymous No.718215368 [Report] >>718215503 >>718215630 >>718224042
Straight out of the Desert Resort
4/6ths of my BW team
Anonymous No.718215408 [Report]
>>718215032
absolute slander, gen 5 should have been a duck with with the same dumb added on details gen 4 added to the chicken just slapped onto the duck
Anonymous No.718215475 [Report] >>718217957
>>718215149
Some called the fat greedy squirrel pokemon Peter Griffin
Anonymous No.718215503 [Report] >>718215630
>>718215368
Fuck yeah, Krookodile and Sigilyph. When I'm using a full dual-type team, those two are always on it, along with Emboar, Carracosta, Ferrothorn, and Galvantula.
Anonymous No.718215594 [Report] >>718215931 >>718219284
>>718213504
I have never in my life seen a black guy with a Mohawk
Anonymous No.718215630 [Report] >>718215718 >>718216069
>>718215368
>>718215503
it's insane to me that people will look at a dex as varied and thought-out as gen 5 and claim they're all bad. I get it, the trash thing is ugly and is kind of a dumb analog to muk. Fine. And I get it if you don't like the ice cream cone, no I get it, yes it's also an icicle that makes its own weather system, but I also get that that's not obvious in the design and it just looks like ice cream. I totally get it. But there are 151 other pokemon in the gen, as much as gen 1. You don't like ANY of them???
Anonymous No.718215718 [Report]
>>718215630
You're talking about /v/irgins, they think they're required to be constantly angry and screaming about everything or else they'll lose their big boy status or their many many enemies will destroy them.
Anonymous No.718215720 [Report] >>718215806 >>718224863
I am convinced that the only reason Golurk can learn Fly is because Archeops cannot learn Fly.
Anonymous No.718215736 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
He snapped your mom's dildo in half
Anonymous No.718215806 [Report]
>>718215720
I'm 99% it's just a reference to super robots always being able to fly
Anonymous No.718215931 [Report] >>718218705
>>718215594
What about Mr. T?
Anonymous No.718216069 [Report] >>718216368
>>718215630
I guess I like Zekrom and Lilligant, but not that much.
Anonymous No.718216368 [Report] >>718216929
>>718216069
please do this >>718213258
Anonymous No.718216427 [Report]
>>718212573
>slightly-altered real animals
Anonymous No.718216597 [Report]
>>718212042
I think it's fine, I just hate the goofy faces.
Icecreammon is garbage, but hexacrygonal is based.
Anonymous No.718216696 [Report] >>718217128
>>718209043 (OP)
That's conk crete, babyyy!
Anonymous No.718216929 [Report]
>>718216368
Remember, you asked for this. I liked more than I recalled to be fair, but I don't like the gen very much overall.
Anonymous No.718216941 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
I wonder if he would have been received better if instead of "Conkeldurr" he had been named "Conkerdurr"
Anonymous No.718217089 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
A clown on steroids.
Pretty fucking based actually
Anonymous No.718217094 [Report] >>718217227 >>718228703 >>718229247
>>718213258
I only played Volt White 3 years ago after not playing since gen 3.
I genuinely agree with that one picture about the artstyle, just some muted colors or sharper features or slightly different proportions would improve a lot of these designs drastically without needing to change the actual design.
Lots of trash in this though.

I also noticed I like bugs a lot I guess.
Anonymous No.718217128 [Report]
>>718216696
Anonymous No.718217227 [Report] >>718217725
>>718217094
I'm curious what changes you'd make to purrloin, whimsicott, krookodile, cofagrigus, reuniclus, amoongus, eelektross, and ESPECIALLY drillbur. I really don't get how someone can dislike drillbur, it could fit into any gen easily. Excadrill sure it has the excess of the metal on its head and claws and the red stripe, but drillbur is ver yrestrained.
Anonymous No.718217725 [Report] >>718217765
>>718217227
I'm no designer and went mostly by feel, but Amoongus and Eelektross gain arms that I think are unfitting. I understand just mon but bigger is boring sometimes, but that's a divergence I kinda dislike. Just removing them makes them look unfinished.
I can't point to what bothers me, but not how to meaningfully fix it.

Drillbur should be solid now that I look at the big artwork. Just kinda tossed him in because of Excadrill.

Krookodile I dislike because it gets too fat. I think it should've gone taller, and I don't like the color change either.

Purrloin's purple light yellow color scheme bothers me, and I dislike the pink eyeshadow? I know it's supposed to be a 'seductive' look, but it goes too far up into the ears and looks eh to me.

Cofragigus doesn't look like a pokemon to me. I think I should've tossed it into Crap tier, I can't point to a specific thing that bothers me other than that it looks like shit overall.

Reuniclus feels too topheavy. Rather than wide out arms top, I'd go for those on the bottom akin to a butterfly's wingtails. I don't think it's nearly as bad as some other's in that tier though.

Whimsicott looks like a cottonnigger. Make it less humanoid I guess? So it looks more like cotton on a twig or branch rather than a cottonball afro on a negro.

Sorry it took so long, had to look up the names since it's past gen 3 and all.
Anonymous No.718217765 [Report]
>>718217725
*can point to what bothers me
Anonymous No.718217957 [Report] >>718218338
>>718215475
God I hate this piece of shit.
>ugliest motherfucker in the universe with a literally retarded face
>shows up most often when you're trying to get berries (I've even had the motherfucker drop on the second shake)
>tanky as all hell so you can't just murder him and move on with your life
>and then he uses counter and kills whatever you tried to use to kill him
>or rests to waste more of your time
seriously fuck poke-bongland
Anonymous No.718218105 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
Gen 5 designs are so fucking bad.
It's so bad that /vp/ had to make a rule not allowing to shit on gens because it seems like the faggiest LGBTQ people seem to like gen 5 and they cried about being "bullied"
Anonymous No.718218212 [Report] >>718218286
>>718215149
Anonymous No.718218243 [Report]
>>718213161
Unironically yes, dumb-dumb.
Anonymous No.718218286 [Report]
>>718218212
You can just walk right up and eat this.
Anonymous No.718218338 [Report]
>>718217957
Did someone give this pokemon a free switch?
Anonymous No.718218517 [Report] >>718218602 >>718218778 >>718243795
This is the best gen 9 Pokemon because it's just a big fucking fish. Pure water type, no stupid bullshit, it's Pokedex says it's dumb as fuck. Just a big stupid fish.

I love him. Named him Congo.
Anonymous No.718218564 [Report] >>718218930
>decent design
>fucked up gimmick to evolve it
>lore implies it's a human soul mangled by some cursed rune rock
for me, it's this thing
Anonymous No.718218602 [Report]
>>718218517
I don't like its hat fins that references sushi chefs or whatever
Anonymous No.718218662 [Report] >>718218773
>>718209043 (OP)
I hope the Black/White 1+2 remakes will be good, if they ever do them. Diamond and Pearl DEmakes were so underwhelming and shit even compared to Platinum...
Anonymous No.718218684 [Report]
>>718211826
Lmao, what pile of burning shit. Can't stop laugh how bad all of them are.
>wood, fire & water monkey
>2x4 same design with a palettchange
>pokeball Pokémon?
>spacedragons and androids
>bug mech
It's so bad, it's almost getting good again.
>
Anonymous No.718218705 [Report] >>718231772
>>718215931
MR. T has 20% of an Afro, not a real Mahawk
Anonymous No.718218773 [Report]
>>718218662
imagine playing HeartGold from the same gen and wondering what the Sinnoh remake would be like in 15 years just to get this abomination
Anonymous No.718218778 [Report]
>>718218517
Gen 9 is full of designs that only look good in 3D, desu. The asymmetrical hat fins bugged me in the 2D concept art, but they look fine in 3D.
Anonymous No.718218881 [Report] >>718219171
>>718209319
Yes gen 5 pokemon design was shit and still is, but the games where good BW2 are the best games
>>718211140
bad taste they are ugly. No anime/manga/videogame brand has portrayed a snake as badly as Game Freak, and the samurai otter is one of the most embarrassing things ever drawn. But we shouldn't forget that Ken Sugimori gave the green light to all of this, so he shares some of the blame.
Anonymous No.718218930 [Report]
>>718218564
I thought the idea is that a demon depicted on the mosaic eats a human soul when it gets weakened and revives itself.
Hance why you need a damaged Yamask in a specific spot for it to change
Anonymous No.718219171 [Report]
>>718218881
Ugly isn't a bad thing, I want my monsters to be ugly.
Anonymous No.718219245 [Report] >>718219358
These are better than Gardevoir and Gallade. Gallade looks like shit with it's weird chunky hips. Gardevoir is a melon with a bad haircut on top of a broom-propped bedsheet.
Anonymous No.718219284 [Report]
>>718215594
The black guy from King's X had a mohawk when he had hair.

>>718211826
The only good designs there are the main legendaries (Reshiram, Zekrom and all the forms of Kyrem), the Bisharp line, the Hydreigon line,the Bisharp, Gothelle, Candelure and Golurk lines.

Everything else just looks incredibly generic or just absolutely shit. I will say the story to the Gen 5 games was good and of course the girls, but everything else about it (from the gameplay to the aesthetics and poor use of 3D to the general atmosphere) was a massive step down from the previous generations. It was somehow even slower than Gen 4 and it didn't even have as many explorable side areas or things worth doing outised the main story.

I don't get why people fucking liked this Gen at all. It's the beginning of what made modern Pokemon so shite.
Anonymous No.718219358 [Report]
>>718219245
those look so dumb. bishi swordsman and the number 1 pokewaifu mog the fuck out of your gay megaman knock offs.
Anonymous No.718219535 [Report]
What if I told you that we could've had it all? That we were robbed of something precious.
Anonymous No.718219550 [Report] >>718219641 >>718219890
>>718209220
I sincerely believe that Klefki is one of the best designs in the entire series. People who hate it because it happens to collect inanimate objects are insane retards. It's a trickster fae/youkai, and a tongue in cheek reference to people misplacing their keys. Why the fuck do people hate this? It's a great design and an effective Pokemon. My top 10 is all gen 1 aside from Heracross, because I'm 35 and subject to nostalgia, but Klefki is definitely in my top 20. Klefki complainers might actually have brain damage, or are children just trying to fit in.

Anyway, I don't think Conkeldurr is bad but I agree that Sawk and Throh are very egregious. Someone tried to reboot Hitmonlee/Hitmonchan. Lee had all the kick moves and Chan had all the punch moves, so as their successors Throh has all the throwing moves and Sawk has all the...? Not sure what they were going for, but both of them look like shit anyway.
Anonymous No.718219641 [Report]
>>718219550
Hard agree, Klefki is fun. People who hate Klefki hate creativity and whimsy. They just want more elemental animals.
Anonymous No.718219757 [Report]
Excess killed Pokemon. Too much. Early game gen 8/9 feels like post game. Picking up a rare candy means nothing. There are no rare Pokemon, just rare abilities that you get through raids. You just fucking find evolution stones nonstop. There is no scarcity.
Anonymous No.718219826 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
/V/ doesn't know about the Portuguese
Anonymous No.718219890 [Report] >>718223265
>>718219550
Throh is based on judo while Sawk is karate. They are colored that way to referance red and blue onis, strange why Gamefreak decide to remove horns from their original design.
Anonymous No.718220482 [Report] >>718220558
>Double battles introduced as gimmick in gen 3
>Well-liked to the point it becomes the standard for compfags
>Outlives triples and rotation battles which no one ever cared about
>Numerous Pokemon with moves and abilities that only function in doubles
>Almost every game is 99% singles

MAKE ANOTHER DOUBLES ONLY SPINOFF

IT WOULD SAVE THE FRANCHISE
Anonymous No.718220516 [Report]
>>718214738
If anyone cared that much it would have gotten censored by now, kind of like how Jynx was permanently altered after gen one.
Anonymous No.718220535 [Report] >>718221938
>>718209485
Yeah but KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is sacred while Unova was new and icky, and so the discussion around gen 5 went from "How dare they not do the old thing" to "Gen 5 is the one I have to shit on in order to fit in".
Anonymous No.718220558 [Report] >>718220629 >>718220742
>>718220482
That's S/V, anon. There's plenty of doubles in that.
Anonymous No.718220629 [Report] >>718220735
>>718220558
No there isnt.
Anonymous No.718220735 [Report] >>718220891
>>718220629
The entirety of the second DLC centers around double battles.
Anonymous No.718220736 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
concrete elder
Anonymous No.718220742 [Report] >>718221294
>>718220558
Only in one of the two DLCs, which is about 5 hours of content, if that
The other 95 hours of base game and DLC are all singles except for Ryme's gym which has like 3 double battles in it.
Anonymous No.718220891 [Report]
>>718220735
Never got the DLC, didn't know that. Might actually check it out.
Anonymous No.718220951 [Report] >>718221827 >>718223067
>>718212724
>Voltorb line
>Magnemite line
>Geodude line
>Onix
>Porygon
>Bellsprout line
>Tangela
>Exeggcutor line
>Oddish line
>Machop line
>Jynx
>Mr. Mime
>Hypno
Am I missing any others?
Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4 No.718221072 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
Master Xehanort.
Anonymous No.718221264 [Report]
>>718213648
Opinion disregarded. Mienshao not circled.
Anonymous No.718221294 [Report]
>>718220742
>5 hours of content,
>95 hours of base game
Why are you lying, anon? It's at least 15 for the 2nd dlc on average and the base game is like 40-50, just for general completion I mean.
Anonymous No.718221304 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
Mexican.
Anonymous No.718221642 [Report] >>718221938 >>718245530
Do you hate him?
Anonymous No.718221791 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
Nam man that's just my nigga Rudy he looks funky but he cool just don't touch his tato chips man haha he goes nuts man not gonna lie
Anonymous No.718221827 [Report]
>>718220951
>Onix

It's a snake.
Anonymous No.718221938 [Report] >>718222275 >>718222512 >>718230514 >>718260585
>>718220535
Or maybe Gen 5 is kinda shit becasue it's poorly executed on many fronts outside of the story. Seems more likely than people just baselessly hating it when it introduced a bunch of gimmicks that fell through immediately after that Gen, the game is extremely linear even for a Pokemon game and most of the designs are ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL tier. Not to mention the lack of rematches, worthwhile post-game material and just genuine lack of anything memorable about the music or the aesthetics.

>>718221642
>Quagsire but shit
At least he's just as adorable. I'll give him that.
Anonymous No.718222275 [Report]
>>718221938
That would be cool if they were shitting on it for those reasons. But they don't, you didn't until you were specifically called out as a faggot soifacing over kanto and raging at gen 5 because it dared stray from its holy light. None of you faggots ever do because designs being different from what you were used to is the one and only actual complaint you have with the game.
Anonymous No.718222324 [Report] >>718222757 >>718240840 >>718249523
>>718211674
>god tier design stuck in shit games (anything past gen 4)
Anonymous No.718222512 [Report] >>718233538
>>718221938
>Too linear

You do badges 1 through 8 then the elite 4, all Pokemon games are linear.
Anonymous No.718222667 [Report]
Gen 5 is weird because it had a large roster, meaning lots of ugly monsters but then occasionally something beautiful.
Anonymous No.718222757 [Report]
>>718222324
God this thing is so fucking badass.
Anonymous No.718222892 [Report] >>718223690 >>718234678 >>718240969
Canonically the sexiest Pokemon
Anonymous No.718222930 [Report]
>>718212164
>jobber
The "I live on /v/ and parrot buzzwords 24/7" starter pack
Anonymous No.718222934 [Report] >>718223039
I fucking hate legendaries and I have never, and will never, use one on any team.
Anonymous No.718223001 [Report] >>718223071
>>718213086
BW2 was made for this reason, and I personally believe it doesn't hold a candle to 1 in terms of story and originality. It feels like it was the last time they really tried.
Anonymous No.718223039 [Report] >>718224154
>>718222934
Not even the cute ones?
Anonymous No.718223067 [Report] >>718247431
>>718220951
Not sure what the hell an Electabuzz is supposed to be, even checking the dex, it only says Electabuzz is the "electric Pokémon".
The only way to tell that Magmar is supposed to be a booby bird is it's Japanese name and it's forehead titties, even then that's a huge stretch in the same way that Venusaur being a tree frog is.
Anonymous No.718223071 [Report] >>718223185
>>718223001
The last time they tried was with Gen 7, for better of for worse. The perceived threat of Yokai-Watch was big.
Anonymous No.718223185 [Report]
>>718223071
Really the main reason I don't like BW2 as much is because they butchered the gym leader theme for no reason
Anonymous No.718223265 [Report]
>>718219890
>strange why Gamefreak decide to remove horns from their original design.
they told us, because the forces of nature(tornadus, etc) already had numbered oni horns
Anonymous No.718223690 [Report] >>718229237
>>718222892
Doesn't matter how "canonically" sexy any one Pokémon is, they'll all breath fuckgas and join her harem anyway.
Anonymous No.718224039 [Report] >>718224628
>>718209043 (OP)
Hear me out...
Anonymous No.718224042 [Report]
>>718215368
Sigilyph being unown coded means that it's hiding some deep secrets
Anonymous No.718224154 [Report] >>718224675 >>718227021
>>718223039
>Space dracolich
How did they fuck up a game with this cool ass nigga
Anonymous No.718224628 [Report]
>>718224039
Oi vey
Anonymous No.718224654 [Report]
>>718213504
tfw whimsicott is my bro, but he's also a literal cottonpicking nigger
Anonymous No.718224675 [Report]
>>718224154
>box legendary comes in to help fight the cosmic skeletal horror and the battle theme switches to him cheering you on
>space time itself is warping under the strain of Eternatus' appearance and showing your journey up to this point inside rips in space
They only fucked up the rest of the game, the Eternatus fight was kino as the kids say. I wish all the legendaries got at least this level of effort instead of just having them in caves or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmqnUQ855oo
Anonymous No.718224863 [Report]
>>718215720
>Archeops cannot learn Fly.
it can THOUGH
Anonymous No.718225628 [Report]
>>718211826
gen V would be pretty good if they didn't go full retard with dumb frozen facial expressions
Anonymous No.718225717 [Report] >>718282609
>>718209319
Which is ironic considering the sprite work is top tier. Best artwork for the worst designed gen of pokemon.
Anonymous No.718225751 [Report]
>Crummy, early game Mon with bad stats
>But it's got a super good ability that actually makes it surprisingly tough and good for a playthrough
>BUT it's a hidden ability

They need to cut this shit out. It's not like he's busted for having huge power in a playthrough, fucking Marill has it.

No, you have to work to get a good ability on this early game shitmon. Just give it to him, let kids catch one and actually not box it after the third gym.
Anonymous No.718225802 [Report]
>>718212749
>we want the cute and funny audience
Anonymous No.718225828 [Report] >>718225875 >>718232609
>>718211826
God, those monkey ones had potential to be somewhat cool and they still shat the bed. How hard was it to make a badass fire gorilla?
Anonymous No.718225875 [Report]
>>718225828
>Badass
Quarter in the jar, anon.
Anonymous No.718225893 [Report] >>718226065
>>718214503
The complaints aren't about usability you sperg. The problem is that he's a fucking sesame street character not a pokemon.
Anonymous No.718225956 [Report] >>718230687 >>718264605
>>718210770
I know this guy is a reference to the Darkstalkers robot but I just can't prove it without sounding schizophrenic
Anonymous No.718226065 [Report] >>718229119 >>718264839
>>718225893
Dragonite comes straight outta Eureeka's Castle or The Reluctant Dragon. Fun, goofy things are fun and goofy you joyless bitch
Anonymous No.718226992 [Report] >>718230947
>>718212042
I don't mind the final design, but it is dragged down by being a three stage evolution. Just some gears isn't an innovative idea to carry 3 mons. Especially when it's suppose to be a Magneton parody, who was 2 stages in gen 1 and Magnemite was more creative than Klink. And don't say Magnezone, that was years later, actually changed the just magnet idea to add the ufo idea, plus other gen 5 parodies break the matching amount of stages with mons like Emolga and Swoobat. It's the same issue that the ice cream cone has, it would have been hated way less if it was a 2 stage or even just a single mon. But that is just gen 5 pokedex in a nutshell, they had some good ideas but not enough to fill the dex so you get a lot of filler and stretching the ideas.
Anonymous No.718227008 [Report]
>>718212164
>because it's not one of the best starter trios. Delphox and Chesnaught were have been seen as ugly jobbers to Greninja ever since gen 6 released. They aren't popular
Anonymous No.718227021 [Report]
>>718224154
>Space dracolich
He's also personification of nuclear energy, between Rose wanting to use him as a power source and his aura turning regular "animals" into mutated kaijus.
You could even streach and say Japs from GF writing about the past tragedy involving him were refrencing Hiroshima
Anonymous No.718227063 [Report]
>>718209319
It felt like a rehash of Gen 1 too much
Anonymous No.718227372 [Report] >>718227716
Vaporeon is the coolest Eevee. It secretes acid from its pores and turns into liquid, it's like the creature from the black lagoon in dogcat form.

I wish every gooner was dead.
Anonymous No.718227716 [Report]
>>718227372
Real men like glaceon (untamed).
Anonymous No.718227858 [Report] >>718228000 >>718242387
>the rare early game bug that isn't completely useless after midgame
Love this nigga
Anonymous No.718227960 [Report]
>>718211826
I like the gear :(
Anonymous No.718228000 [Report] >>718236650
>>718227858
Leavanny wasn't bad either, decent for an early catch.

5th Gen was the bug gen. Gave us two good early game bugs, Galvantula, AND Volcarona.
Anonymous No.718228110 [Report] >>718232291 >>718240648
>>718212164
>"This fucking sucks actually"
>(literal coolest thingever)
Anonymous No.718228154 [Report] >>718231030
Why does Clefable have those lines around its eyes? It looks tired. It looks like it just pulled a double shift and is struggling to stay awake.

I never bothered with this thing as a kid but now I kinda love it.
Anonymous No.718228254 [Report] >>718231030 >>718244484
This things been absent for two generations straight and I don't think anyone cares.
Anonymous No.718228703 [Report]
>>718217094
not beating the genwunner allegations
Anonymous No.718228719 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
It is the ghost of Sampson ripping down the pillars.
Anonymous No.718229119 [Report] >>718229398
>>718226065
Pete's dragon
Anonymous No.718229167 [Report]
>>718209349
I'm still mad Staraptor was not Flying/Fighting
Anonymous No.718229237 [Report]
>>718223690
>When it flies to this land from across the sea, the bitter winter comes to an end. According to legend, this Pokémon’s love gives rise to the budding of fresh life across Hisui.
This thing makes nation wide orgies happen by existing, it's like Salazzle if it got dumped, discovered creatine, and got jacked.
Anonymous No.718229247 [Report]
>>718217094
Garbage tierlist. Crustle is cool.
Anonymous No.718229398 [Report]
>>718229119
Or Pete's Dragon, that too.

Or Puff the Magic Dragon who lived by the sea. Just that general flavor of child-friendly fairy tale dragon. Dragonite is that..
It can just also cause earthquakes and fly at supersonic speed. Only cunts ever hated Dragonite.
Anonymous No.718230514 [Report]
>>718221938
>Not to mention the lack of rematches, worthwhile post-game material and just genuine lack of anything memorable about the music or the aesthetics.
bw2 have the best postgame in the series and people fawn over its music and aesthetics doe
Anonymous No.718230687 [Report]
>>718225956
geg
Anonymous No.718230947 [Report] >>718231903
>>718226992
personally I would prefer if they just kept adding more anyway even if it seems slightly less inspired every time. I much prefer 3-stage mons and I think the occasional linear growth instead of subversive alteration to concept is fine, especially when it's occasional; nobody minds it if it's one out of a hundred lines that feel straightforward. I do agree that on an individual basis vanilluxe and klinklang would have been better with more inventive design alterations though. I like the grandfather clock suggestion another anon had for klinklang, and I kind of wish vanillite/vanillish/vanilluxe had some sort of secondary design consideration that made it more obvious with their relation to weather or whatever, maybe having the snow that makes up the ice cream scoop come apart and swoosh around or something to simulate clouds. Heck make it Ice/Ghost or Ice/Flying or something, that would have been fun, too.
Anonymous No.718231030 [Report] >>718231443 >>718231531
>>718228154
I'm really glad that it becoming a fairy made its popularity rise, I honestly think looking back Clefairy deserved to be the real mascot.

>>718228254
Delcatty is best served as a punchline imo. Any attempts at making Skitty and Delcatty relevant would detract from its reputation as being the silly useless mon.
Anonymous No.718231220 [Report]
>>718210767
tinkatink is great i will fight u
Anonymous No.718231329 [Report]
I still think they should have revealed ways to evolve Luvdisc into Alomomola and Unown into Sigilyph after gen 5, or during bw2. Imagine. Maybe even Maractus as an alt evo of Cacnea. That would have been a fun way of incorporating the new mons more fully into the series.
Anonymous No.718231443 [Report]
>>718231030
Clefable just keeps getting lots of little victories that add up. Not the best stats.

But the movepool of a 1st Gen Normal type. Then Magic Guard. Then swapping to Fairy type.

Mega Clefable when.
Anonymous No.718231531 [Report]
>>718231030
Luvdisc feels more useless to me. It was created as a vessel for heart scales and nothing more.

Skitty/Delcatty is just Meowth/Persian but worse. But it at least got an anime spotlight.
Anonymous No.718231679 [Report]
>>718213648
>Didn't circle Stoutland
>Didn't circle Excadrill
Eat spit and cry
Anonymous No.718231772 [Report]
>>718218705
>all curly hair is an afro
dum dum
Anonymous No.718231783 [Report] >>718232079 >>718232337
>>718212573
>coomershit
The coomer stuff only exists in your pornfried brain. All the designs are innocent, there's nothing sexual about them looking feminine. Unless they released a mon with big fucking breasts or a gaping vagina that I don't know about.
Anonymous No.718231865 [Report] >>718231908
Best object pokemon ever.
>b-but it's just ball with eyes and magnets!
WRONG!
Anonymous No.718231890 [Report] >>718232683
>>718214019
>stinkers like eiscue
Almost believed you were being serious until this line. Damn, you took it just a tiny bit too far.
Anonymous No.718231903 [Report]
>>718230947
I kinda see your point, I still like the pidgey line despite it just being small bird into big bird into cool bird. But I still largely disagree with that regarding gen 5, because I feel like gen 5 spams the 3-stage mon a bit too much counted it and gen 1 has 16 3-stage lines while gen 5 had 19. And add them having lazy colour swaps with the genies and monkeys as well, which makes the lack of innovation stand out even more. People shit on dragonite, but at least it was something different. And even the nido lines go bipedal plus the evo method is not just level them up. When gen 1 does more with the concept than something released decades later, I feel like that is a problem.
Anonymous No.718231908 [Report] >>718232003
>>718231865
Porygon is cuter.
Anonymous No.718232003 [Report] >>718232123 >>718232137
>>718231908
Oh. You mean the specific pokemon that caused hundreds of japanese children to become blind 3 decades ago?? :^)
Anonymous No.718232079 [Report] >>718232179
>>718231783
>Unless they released a mon with big fucking breasts or a gaping vagina that I don't know about.
Anonymous No.718232123 [Report] >>718232734
>>718232003
That was Pikachu's fault if you actually watched the episode, Mr. DidYouKnowMario2isActuallyDokiDokiNiggeritureClub.
Anonymous No.718232137 [Report] >>718232734
>>718232003
The flashing lights were caused by Pikachu actually. Porygon was the scapegoat.
Anonymous No.718232169 [Report]
>>718209319
It also has some of the best.
Anonymous No.718232179 [Report]
>>718232079
awooga
Anonymous No.718232291 [Report] >>718232496 >>718234046 >>718240648 >>718242702
>>718228110
Unova starters are also the coolest thing ever
Anonymous No.718232325 [Report] >>718232549 >>718249065
>>718213258
Mine is objective truth.
Anonymous No.718232337 [Report]
>>718231783
Lopunny is a fucking whore. It's the whore pokemon. Fucking look at it.
Anonymous No.718232496 [Report] >>718232619
>>718232291
>A fucking third fire fighting starter
>A retarded quadrupedal final form that completely kills the concept
Grass starter going from having limbs to full snake was a cool idea though, but the other two are average at best.
Anonymous No.718232549 [Report] >>718235089
>>718232325
Anonymous No.718232574 [Report]
>>718211826
because since it's based on america people took offense on the food joke
Anonymous No.718232609 [Report]
>>718225828
the beta design for simisear had more personality
Anonymous No.718232619 [Report] >>718238087 >>718239810
>>718232496
>Wahh, a third fire/fighting
They did it three gens running forever ago and people still bitch about it. You're not on your third straight game of fire/fighting anymore. Each one of them is unique and offers something special.

Kills what concept? It has fucking swords.
Anonymous No.718232683 [Report] >>718232747 >>718249639
>>718231890
does anyone actually like eiscue??? it's literally just a penguin with a block of ice on its head. it's like an attempt at making a meme. So lame.
Anonymous No.718232731 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
a monster
Anonymous No.718232734 [Report] >>718232932
>>718232123
>>718232137
Has Porygon appeared again in the TV show or movies since that incident?
Anonymous No.718232747 [Report] >>718233026
>>718232683
You sound like you hate fun and probably play with your butthole in the shower.
Anonymous No.718232836 [Report]
>>718209319
gen 8 and 9 exist
Anonymous No.718232878 [Report]
>>718209319
Lucario was gen 4.
Anonymous No.718232909 [Report]
Gen 5 has a lot of great mons, I haven't played Scarlet and Violet but scrolling the new dex is downright sad, I only liked:

Toedscruel (because it's so silly that it circles around being likable)
Cetitan (feels like a gen 2 or gen 3 mon)
Annihilape is funny conceptually, and I think Farigiraf is a decent evo.
The standouts are 100% the ancient paradox variants, with the future paradox being just bad.

So basically I only like the mons related to older gens, any brand new attempt was really bad.
Anonymous No.718232932 [Report] >>718233007 >>718238174
>>718232734
Cameo.
Anonymous No.718233007 [Report]
>>718232932
Sad
Anonymous No.718233026 [Report]
>>718232747
I don't like things that resemble bait, it feels disingenuous. Same reason I dislike pikaclones or lucario or zoroark or whatever. I also dislike clodsire and stuff like that, it just feels like it's artificial. It feels fake.
Anonymous No.718233180 [Report] >>718233295 >>718233397 >>718233505 >>718233730
I wouldn't mind a game with Ultra Beasts only. Their designs are awesome.
Anonymous No.718233295 [Report]
>>718233180
>Pokémon Legends: Necrozma
>Necrozma is the villain
Anonymous No.718233397 [Report]
>>718233180
ultra beasts only worked by virtue of being a tiny amount of pokemon proportionally, a hundred more (or, well, let's be honest, 50 more at best) would just be too far from normal pokemon. Kinda like the paradox mons being egregious.
I only liked about half of the UBs anyway
Anonymous No.718233505 [Report] >>718242197
>>718233180
I have an ultra million dollar idea that would work well.
>no man's sky lite+xenoblade x+pokemon legends game where you can travel to generated extra dimensional worlds to cath and discover new 151 Ultra Beasts, made by monolift soft and game freak of course!

Nintendo, hire this man(me)!
Anonymous No.718233538 [Report] >>718233815
>>718222512
You could get three of the badges in any order you wanted in Gen 1, something that's never been done after.
Anonymous No.718233730 [Report] >>718238278
>>718233180
the best part of them where their respective worlds
Anonymous No.718233815 [Report] >>718236170
>>718233538
You can do Chuck, Jasmine, and Pryce in any order in gen 2.
It wasn't until the HGSS remake that they required beating Chuck to get the medicine for Ampharos.

Granted, no reasonable person would surf back to Olivine to do Jasmine before Chuck, but you could. Just like most reasonable people don't skip Surge after SS Anne, but you could.
Anonymous No.718234046 [Report] >>718234447
>>718232291
Samurott and Seperior not being double type was fucking lame
Anonymous No.718234107 [Report] >>718234525
>>718213258
Anonymous No.718234447 [Report]
>>718234046
what could you have really typed them as? not everything needs to be a dual type imo but what could you have done? What would have even made sense? Even if you change the designs I don't know what I would have done. Samurott is a samurai so, idk, make him Steel? But you could also do fighting if you didn't care about having two fighting starters, but I really can't imagine any other type working well. For Serperior, the only typing I think could have worked well would have been Psychic to suggest his regality, or whatever. I mean, I guess you could go with something like Steel for a crown or maybe idk dark I guess? But again it just seems randomly added on.
If anything, tepig line should have been mono-fire to make it fit in with the other two, not the other way around. I know some people wouldn't like a repeat of the johto situation but it would have been refreshing.
Anonymous No.718234525 [Report] >>718235271
>>718234107
why is krokorok so low compared to his junior and senior forms lol
Anonymous No.718234678 [Report] >>718234829 >>718235065
>>718222892
>what if Landorus…but transgender
Anonymous No.718234829 [Report]
>>718234678
it really does look like a dragfag
Anonymous No.718235065 [Report] >>718235629
>>718234678
>Tornado, Thunderstorm, Earthquake
>And love
Someone in GF was in love.
Anonymous No.718235089 [Report]
>>718232549
You REALLY don't like the genies, except for Landorus? I think Landorus has a neat design, but it isn't as inspired as the stormcloud hair with the spikes, or the fluffy cloud hair with the wisps.

Meloetta has great thematic elements, like the note hair and moody color choice. I don't know what I would even change about it. Everything on it exists for a good reason.

Conk is a bit silly-looking, but it is charming. The design's weakest point is probably the torso -- which looks like a blob.

Darmanitan looks kind of plain. I like it, but it isn't perfect. I considered "A", but I decided that it doesn't have enough detail.

Sigilyph and Yamask are already in "B" Tier.

Haxorus has a neat shape and color scheme, but it doesn't look very interesting, otherwise. Axes and dragons are a good mix or design elements, and I think it could have looked better.

Golurk is really cool. I wish it had a reverse color scheme, though. It would look so much better with the ghostly teal as an accent color.

Serperior was not graded in a vacuum. I love the design, but it seemed too distant from the original Snivy, and not in a good way. I think it would belong very high if I graded it in a vacuum.

Archen and Archeops have great colors and stuff, but I wish there was something more interesting going on. Why are they rock-types? Is it just because they are fossils?

Braviary looks cool, but I think it is an overdone concept. Big bird with Normal-Flying typing. I wish they had leaned more into the red color and made it a fighting type.

Carracosta is just a big turtle. What do you see in this design that I'm missing?

Eelektross is incoherent. Why does it have Levitate? Why did it grow arms? It looks okay, but I am rating its design -- not its appearance. It is a missed opportunity to make a cool electric eel.

Fraxure is... I don't know. The colors are great and the design looks both cute and intimidating. Maybe it belongs higher.
Anonymous No.718235271 [Report]
>>718234525
Look at how he's standing he knows he belongs down there.
Anonymous No.718235629 [Report]
>>718235065
It makes perfect sense; they are designed around natural disasters.
Anonymous No.718235768 [Report]
>>718212237
>tourist who has never touched the pokemon franchise but puts his two retarded cents in.txt
Welp, better stop playing anything Pokémon related then fagolino.
Anonymous No.718236170 [Report]
>>718233815
>Granted, no reasonable person would surf back to Olivine to do Jasmine before Chuck

I did
I needed to backtrack to catch a Magnemite in order to defeat Chuck's fearsome Poliwrath
Anonymous No.718236650 [Report] >>718238121
>>718228000
volcarona is only "early" in bw2
Anonymous No.718236680 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
Muscle. Thats all he is supposed to be
Anonymous No.718236856 [Report]
>>718211541
>>718212106
>>718212237
>>718212437
>>718212947
Damn, imagine living your entire life being this mad, how's that aneurysm going?
Anonymous No.718236880 [Report]
>>718210770
He dont look like he fits on pokemon. Looka like a pokemon from a pikemon rip off game.
Color scheme is too modern and indie like
Anonymous No.718238087 [Report]
>>718232619
The concept of being a BIPEDAL OTTER, you fucking faggot.
Anonymous No.718238121 [Report] >>718238291 >>718238410 >>718240046
>>718236650
You can get a Larvesta egg in BW once you get surd, but have fun leveling to 50
>Evolves just in time for the elite 4
Kino
Anonymous No.718238174 [Report]
>>718232932
>Even as a cameo appears behind bars
FUCK YOU FREE MY DUCK
Anonymous No.718238278 [Report] >>718238498
>>718233730
God now I remember all the theory crafting that the ultra beasts could disguise as human.
That fucker was supposed to be Guzma, Lusamine was the roach and the girl was the jellyfish
The last one is pretty funny considering the story actually
Anonymous No.718238291 [Report]
>>718238121
>base form's stats are physical
>become a special attacker when it evolves
>no point trying to use special attacks while leveling because its SA stat is utter trash
>only physical fire move it gets is flame charge

Someone really hated this thing.
Anonymous No.718238410 [Report]
>>718238121
that's hardly the early game man what the fuck
Anonymous No.718238469 [Report] >>718238841
>>718213161
i was wondering why the sound effects from scooby doo played in my head when i looked at this thing
Anonymous No.718238498 [Report]
>>718238278
S/M sucked as games because of the constant interruptions, but the designs were fantastic.
Anonymous No.718238714 [Report] >>718242995
designs went downhill when they went from "cool looking monsters" to "hey wouldn't it be funny if this coal pile pokemon evolved into a steam train xDDDD". this cancer started in gen 2 with stuff like remoraid/octillery and only got worse from there. at this point i cannot tell new pokemon apart from digimon or pokemon clones
Anonymous No.718238841 [Report]
>>718238469
>>718213161
>catch a Houndstone
>nickname it Scooby-Dead
Anonymous No.718238847 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
He's draws inspiration from a carnival strongmen and japanese construction workers
Anonymous No.718238993 [Report]
>>718214528
Considering Guzma has a shot at becoming champion someday like Iris, it would make sense for him to use three non-bug types like Drapion, Flygon, and Gliscor.
Anonymous No.718239675 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
Anonymous No.718239804 [Report] >>718241243 >>718242090 >>718242527 >>718260691
>>718209220
There's so much awful shit to pick from. Like what the fuck is this?
Anonymous No.718239810 [Report] >>718239930
>>718232619
>It has fucking swords.
Which it can't fucking use without looking massively retarded. That is the fucking problem, the entire line builds up on being a swordman. But turns out you need free hands to use a fucking sword, which a quadrupedal body build messes with
Anonymous No.718239930 [Report] >>718242527
>>718239810
>first 2 forms are bipedal
>final form is quadruped (and uses swords)
why...
Anonymous No.718240046 [Report]
>>718238121
First, Larvesta evolves at 59, not 50. Second, most of your pokemon won't even be level 50 by N's castle unless you grind.
Anonymous No.718240648 [Report]
>>718232291
>>718228110
>the only women of the group are sad virgins
lmao
Anonymous No.718240725 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
Idfk.
Gen 3 is the cut-off point for me.
Anything past that is more trash than treasure.
Anonymous No.718240840 [Report]
>>718222324
fuck those assholes for giving this thing the ability it has
Anonymous No.718240969 [Report] >>718241114 >>718241758
>>718222892
While I'm at this let me talk about how fucking much I hate fairy types.
>mons that got converted are just "hey guys look at this old pokemon it's cute or pink! that means it's a fairy!"
>new fairy mons are just gay or feel forced
Even Gremlord here who ended up looking decent still feels like a "hey guys what if fairy tail... but kinda evil? like a dark type? hehehe"
Not to mention the ridiculously overpowered type resistances and strengths, chosen entirely by the competitive meta. Not even dark type was this bad when it got added and it was literally "fuck psychic types and fuck anyone who likes psychic types" back then.
Anonymous No.718241114 [Report] >>718241540 >>718243076
>>718240969
What other type would you give to goblins/gremlins/ogres when "fairy tale" is an option avalible?
Anonymous No.718241239 [Report] >>718244339
>>718209043 (OP)
I believe that objectmon and humanoids belong in the Pokémon series.
Anonymous No.718241243 [Report]
>>718239804
A Megaman boss.
And I love him for it.
Anonymous No.718241289 [Report]
>>718211674
too complex for a gen 2 design
Anonymous No.718241452 [Report]
>>718212509
>gen 2
>implying fully evolved fat baby plush dolls are pokemon
kekk
Anonymous No.718241540 [Report]
>>718241114
I mean it makes sense and it fits his evolutionary line, but take a look at all fairy types my point should make some sense, or no I don't know fairies just make me mad.
Anonymous No.718241758 [Report]
>>718240969
Fairies are known for evil and I think the games have done a good job of representing the fae spectrum.

Shiinotic is a great creepy fairy type. Hatterene kills children. Klefki is more just mischievous, not evil.

I think you're misremembering old gens. Steel and Dark were added specifically as nerfs to op normal and psychic. Fairy didn't just weaken Dragon and Dark, it buffed Steel and Poison.
Anonymous No.718242090 [Report]
>>718239804
That is the pokemon equivalent of a bunch of little dudes in a big armored trenchcoat. I love Barbaracle, I wish it had a move where it grabbed you with its face.
Anonymous No.718242197 [Report]
>>718233505

Scarlet let's you do gyms in any order
Anonymous No.718242387 [Report] >>718242593 >>718242628 >>718274132 >>718281593
>>718227858
Personally, I feel that every pokemon should have evolutions up to around lvl 90.
Not necessarily an equal number of evolutions.
Or equally spaced evolutions.
But every pokemon should have 5-8 evolutions, that scales them to be generally viable in the late game.
This would also the process of training up Pokemon a little more exciting since all substantive progression doesn't come to a dead stop at lvl 50.

Besides that, I think adding more branches to pokemon evolutions lines would be good.
Specifically, branches that are dependent on the way in which the player trains and treats their pokemon - not lame/arbitrary shit like weather, time, or whether you fed it a funny rock.
Also, provide more learnt moves.
At minimum, enough to properly fill out the full span of lvl 1 to 100.
At maximum, enough so that most moves learned by each Pokemon are unique to that pokemon.

These are pretty brute force, patch improvements that I'm surprised Gamefreak hasn't implemented over its long existence.
Honestly, the Pokemon's mechanics are pretty archaic and it might be more worthwhile to redesign the battling, capturing, and raising systems from scratch.
Anonymous No.718242527 [Report]
>>718239930
because its the horse and the samurai
>>718239804
barnacles, its an amazing design imo
Anonymous No.718242548 [Report]
>Always like Hitmonchan
>Always pick him at that gym in Saffron even in gen 1 when he fucking sucks
>Only fighting move he used be able to learn was Counter
>Back when it only worked against Normal and Fighting moves
>Now he gets iron fist and drain punch and mach punch and all kinds of shit

Sucks dick competitively, whatever, I can use him in a playthrough without tearing my eyelashes out
Anonymous No.718242593 [Report] >>718242643 >>718242857
>>718242387
>But every pokemon should have 5-8 evolutions,
digimon isnt popular
Anonymous No.718242625 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
Circus strongman. That's why it has a clown nose.
Anonymous No.718242628 [Report]
>>718242387
You should get to work on that.
Anonymous No.718242643 [Report]
>>718242593
That's why it's lame.
Anonymous No.718242671 [Report]
>>718209485
Unova just copied gen 1 pokemon and made them worse.
Anonymous No.718242695 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
It's the reason I stopped caring after Gen 3.
Anonymous No.718242702 [Report]
>>718232291
I like them but I think shino has them beat
Anonymous No.718242857 [Report] >>718243296
>>718242593
>Rentfree

But also, explain how would giving each line more evolutions worsen anything.
I'm assuming that's the implication you're striking at.
Anonymous No.718242895 [Report] >>718244972
>>718210253
I think "old school American ice cream mascot" is a solid foundation for a Pokémon, it just doesn't take the idea far enough. Maybe make it a ghost possessing an ice cream mascot statue or something, I dunno. The brit's designs tend to be kind of shallow, it's his biggest weakness as a mon designer.
Anonymous No.718242959 [Report] >>718243352 >>718243414 >>718256925
Next gen they should add a new type. They have almost every kind of monster.

How about Alien type? Make Beheeyem and Deoxys retroactively Alien/Psychic. Maybe Clefairy too.
Anonymous No.718242995 [Report]
>>718238714
>hey wouldn't it be funny if this whack a mole evolved into three whack a moles or this magnet evolved into three magnets or these six eggs evolved into a fat palm tree xD
Anonymous No.718243045 [Report]
>>718210607
Klinklang showcases Gen 5's animated sprites, it's a fun idea.

>>718212042
Don't be a faggot, the two lines explore different concepts. Electricity/Magnetism vs Mechanical Energy.
Anonymous No.718243076 [Report]
>>718241114
Anything that's not for tranny faggot troons.
Anonymous No.718243130 [Report]
Grunkfuss the clown after lifting, obviously. I've always loved this nigga
Anonymous No.718243296 [Report]
>>718242857
>explain how would giving each line more evolutions worsen anything.
you create this issue where the 3rd or 4th form might be more appealing than the last one which does already exist in some instances but this could potentially double or triple that, also pokemon evolutions are pretty simple anyway it would feel pointless to have so many like if you slapped one in-between charmeleon and charizard, would it just be a slightly bigger charmeleon? it feels redundant in this case
Anonymous No.718243352 [Report] >>718243552 >>718272836
>>718242959
If anything they'll add the sound type they've been prairie-dogging for years.
Anonymous No.718243414 [Report]
>>718242959
A new type that walls fairies hard to balance then, another new type to round the amount of types to 20, and an overall small type rebalancing would be great.
Anonymous No.718243552 [Report] >>718244316
>>718243352
Isn't Normal the closest to sound type?
It would be weird to suddenly make all those sound based moves no longer normal type
Anonymous No.718243628 [Report] >>718245136 >>718257118
Anonymous No.718243795 [Report] >>718244398
>>718218517
>no stupid bullshit
its a sushi chef and has a gimmick with Tatsugiri
Anonymous No.718244149 [Report]
>>718211826
this gen gets way too much hate the only bad designs imo are sawk and throh.
Anonymous No.718244316 [Report]
>>718243552
Where would it matter outside pixelate on megavoir(and since there's no national dex anymore even that is entirely contingent on the game you're playing having both gardevoirs and their mega stone)? It'd go just like the fairy type, most of the mons that were themed on those moves that were normal type would be switched to sound. In fact, without the national dex it becomes even easier for them to make the swap since they don't have to account for everything right away. They'd have years to work around anything potentially awkward.
Anonymous No.718244339 [Report]
>>718241239
I kind of agree but I think they should still look monstrous or like something you could find in nature. Iike hitmonlee vs hitmonchan. does hitmonchan need to literally be wearing clothes boxing gloves included?
Anonymous No.718244398 [Report]
>>718243795
Tatsugiri is the gimmick. It's the one with the ability.

Dondozo is just a giant fish. It's the classic bulky water-type. It's got superficial head fins, so what. It's still just a big, dumb catfish.
Anonymous No.718244408 [Report]
>>718210253
>blue collar Prometheus
Anonymous No.718244484 [Report]
>>718228254
It's the jihadi mon!
Anonymous No.718244972 [Report]
>>718210253
>>718242895
It should have just been one form but could hold different items to change its type and a unique attack as well to represent different flavors.
Anonymous No.718245136 [Report]
>>718243628
Oh my gosh! Is that a shiny Ho-Oh?
Anonymous No.718245406 [Report] >>718245989 >>718248328
>>718212237
Fucking ass retard, die.
Anonymous No.718245530 [Report]
>>718221642
I love that thing
Anonymous No.718245987 [Report]
gen 5 was pretty cool
Anonymous No.718245989 [Report]
>>718245406
I love this magnet UFO
Anonymous No.718247431 [Report]
>>718223067
Electabuzz is an Oni.
Anonymous No.718247494 [Report] >>718247675
>>718213258
I like Gen 5
Anonymous No.718247675 [Report]
>>718247494
On second thought, Crustle and Gigalith should be B tier
Anonymous No.718247969 [Report] >>718248776 >>718249065
I can tell the quality of any Gen 5 mon tier list by Cryogonal's placement.
Bottom tiers mean they are probably parroting common opinions. High tiers means they're probably autistic. Only Mid Tier Cryogonal lists are trustworthy.
I say this as a Cryogonal High Tier placer (In my case the autism is having zero taste and thinking 90% of everything is good or better)
Anonymous No.718248328 [Report]
>>718245406
>lol it's an oofoh, so quirky
Anonymous No.718248675 [Report] >>718267696
>>718211826
It is very divisive. I personally like the overall pokedex. Some really heavy hitters and some not so great ones. Even some of the bland looking ones kind of fit the theme of the ones in Gen. 1. It also has some of my favorite Pokemon: Scrafty, Scraggy, Cryogonal, Sigilyph, Bouffalant, and many others I also really like.
Anonymous No.718248776 [Report]
>>718247969
its one of the most forgettable pokemon (pre gen 7) to me, every time I run into it im like oh yeah thats a pokemon. and for that I gotta say its one of the worst. as much as I hate sawk and throh I can at least say I remember them. id say garbordor is the real quality determiner
Anonymous No.718249065 [Report] >>718249203 >>718249464
>>718232325
>my list
>>718247969
Cryogonal is a good design. I think it is wonderful, but I dislike how one-note it is. If it had something more than being a floating snowflake, then I'd say it is perfect. Perhaps it could have leaned into the scary face theme and had a signature move or ability... The visuals are great, though. It contrasts very nicely with other pokemon in the region.
Anonymous No.718249115 [Report] >>718288027
>>718209043 (OP)
thats just diggernaut
Anonymous No.718249203 [Report] >>718249464 >>718249763 >>718250608
>>718249065
>Cryogonal is a good design.
is it? its just a snowflake, its a neutral design at best
Anonymous No.718249285 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
Sexy ojiisan
Anonymous No.718249464 [Report]
>>718249065
>>718249203
it's a snowflake with high special stats
special snowflake
Anonymous No.718249523 [Report]
>>718222324
>Teeny tiny legs to stand on
It's shit.
Anonymous No.718249639 [Report]
>>718213258
There's a mix of "I think this design is nice" and "I love this pokemon". I also like gen 5 mons for the most part if you couldn't tell.
>>718232683
I like eiscue, it's cute and derpy without the ice.
Anonymous No.718249763 [Report] >>718249934
>>718249203
It is a scary snowflake with creepy eyes. It is reflective, like a snowflake, but it is very big. It looks like it is made of an icy metal. The black and blue make for great colors with high contrast. It is visually striking in a way that something like Tynamo is not. Meanwhile, you have actually stupid designs like Tirtouga -- which is literally just a damn turtle.
Anonymous No.718249934 [Report] >>718250650 >>718250814
>>718249763
>It is visually striking
No it fucking isnt, its just a snow flake.
> stupid designs like Tirtouga -- which is literally just a damn turtle.
???????????? that's highly preferred to a giant floating snowflake, glalie is a much cooler floating ice thing
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>>718209319
Take it back.
Anonymous No.718250147 [Report]
>>718211826
I forgot the horsecock bug was gen 5
Anonymous No.718250250 [Report] >>718250569 >>718261564 >>718263053
>>718213258
So many forgettable mons
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>>718250250
shit list
goodness
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>>718249203
Not that anon, but I think its pretty cool looking. It reminds me of Forretress, which I also think is cool looking. If someone asked to make a 'snowflake' Pokemon, that is exactly the best outcome I think you could get. It nailed the aesthetic, theme, and overall design imo.
>>718213258
I didn't realize I liked Gen. 5 as much as I do.
Anonymous No.718250650 [Report] >>718251479
>>718249934
Newer gens that use models don't do it justice. Cryogonal looks interesting. The borders around it make it stand out.

Cryogonal is not perfect, but its design is very unique for a Pokemon. Glalie bothers me for two reasons:
Its evolution makes no sense.
Its design doesn't coalesce into something coherent. It doesn't really look like an oni or a spirit, or a glacier or an iceberg.

I wish there was something more when it comes to Glalie. Mega-Glalie definitely provides that, though.
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>>718249934
>glalie is a much cooler floating ice thing
Glalie is so fucking ass they had to redeem Snorunt by making Froslass.
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>>718213648
Bro you forgot Excadrill
Anonymous No.718251064 [Report] >>718251219
>>718209043 (OP)
Stereotypical Japanese construction worker

>Sugimori: “Timburr was conceived of as a Pokémon that works on a construction site, which is why he holds a piece of timber. We had our doubts as whether or not it was a good idea — from a design perspective — to make Pokémon carry things, but then we remembered that in Gen 1, there were Pokémon that held a leek or a spoon. Ultimately, what was important was that when animated, it looked really interesting. By the way, the legs were designed to represent the knickers that are worn by construction workers — it’s not that his legs are short (laughs).”

>Sugimori: “Gurdurr is your best choice when you need pure physical strength, while Conkeldurr is meant to represent a veteran that fights not only with his strength, but also with his intellect. He usually puts the stone pillars on the ground and only uses his strength in the most critical situations. He has the aura of an honorable master. Looking at Conkeldurr from this perspective, Timburr is an apprentice, and Gurdurr is a full-fledged adult (laughs).”
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>>718213737
>keldeo not circled
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>>718251064
Are there design rationales for every mon? Is there a link or something I can look up? This is kinda cool.
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>>718209043 (OP)
One a' dem constructions workers
Anonymous No.718251479 [Report] >>718251568
>>718250650
>Newer gens that use models don't do it justice.
it didnt look cool as a sprite either
Anonymous No.718251568 [Report] >>718251903
>>718251479
Not him but it looked cool to me. Too bad it's pretty garbage combat wise.
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>>718209043 (OP)
A durr that conks
Anonymous No.718251897 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
It's a Japanese carpenter stereotype
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>>718251568
Not really. Light Screen makes it nearly impossible to kill from the special side, it has some good strong moves, and Recover can heal off the damage it takes. I love using this thing against Ghetsis, especially his Hydreigon, even with Fire Blast it can't do shit to the flake and gets OHKO'd in return.
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>>718209043 (OP)
Anonymous No.718251978 [Report] >>718252143
>>718213258
>community rankings
>excadrill in S
baaased
Anonymous No.718252143 [Report] >>718252712 >>718283553
>>718251978
Probably because it trivialises the entire game which automatically makes it every shitters best friend
Anonymous No.718252176 [Report]
>icicles with snow piled on them that inspired humans to create ice cream
>everyone loses their chimpanzee minds in fury over it
Anonymous No.718252712 [Report] >>718253907
>>718252143
No it's because he looks cool
Anonymous No.718253154 [Report] >>718257390
/v/ has the worst takes when it comes to Pokemon, I swear.
Anonymous No.718253286 [Report]
>>718211171
The Greninja shilling was insane. I'm glad that faggot lost even with his 1 in a million super bond faggotry. Get benched like the rest after the season finale, idiot
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>>718211171
He was the Gen. 6 chosen one to market.
>Lucario for Gen. 4
>Zoroark for Gen. 5
>Greninja for Gen. 6
I don't know who Gen. 7 was. Maybe Decidueye?
I think Gen. 8 were the sword and shield mascots themselves.
Anonymous No.718253907 [Report] >>718254027
>>718252712
it looks pretty lame
Anonymous No.718254027 [Report] >>718254453
>>718253907
>*points at hotdog skateboarding, while wearing sunglasses*
Anonymous No.718254453 [Report] >>718255038
>>718254027

conceptually its cool but it looks like it has a brain tumor
Anonymous No.718255038 [Report] >>718255570 >>718257165
>>718254453
>hates the sharper eyes and antennae
?
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>>718210770
The golem mech is cool.
Anonymous No.718255570 [Report] >>718257165
>>718255038
>antennae
???
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>>718242959
Pisces added a Relic type that was pretty kino.
Strong against Dragon/Fairy (relics were made to fight strong monsters)
Weak to Grass (roots clog up internals) and Psychic (can mess with internals)
Strong against Fire and Electric (sources of energy power machines up) and Ghost (lmao it's dead)
Also deals no damage against Ghost (made to fight living monsters)
Alongside making ice resist water and having Steel no longer resist ice it rounds out the types pretty fucking well.
Wouldn't mind that type in mainline games.
Or some other balance changes and strategies around tailwind, gravity or fields or blooming and all that shnizzle, though overall they've veered a tad too hard into slow slapfests.
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>>718243628
Crobat, Haunter and May should not be that big.
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>>718255038
>>718255570
?????

I win! :3
Anonymous No.718257390 [Report]
>>718253154
I've had the most reasonable take and still got insulted. Pokemon is just super divisive with lots of people with the wrong opinion. It's not fucking exclusive to /v/, /vp/ has SHITE taste like holy goddamn.
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>>718209043 (OP)
Samson the Clown
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>>718213043
love this nigga get him every run
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>>718221938
So you're just gonna make shit up at this point, huh.
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>>718239804
hey fuck you barbaracle is great
Anonymous No.718261564 [Report] >>718281923
>>718250250
>venipede above whirlipede
literally how
Anonymous No.718263053 [Report]
>>718250250
Based and Victinipilled
Anonymous No.718263242 [Report] >>718263813
>>718209043 (OP)
>>718209043 (OP)
>>718209043 (OP)
>>718209043 (OP)
What are the chances the ZA starters get mega forms?
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>>718263242
don't we already have all the megas leaked?
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>>718225956
I believe you assumed schizo kun
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>>718226065
dragonite is cute sawk is not
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>>718213258
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>>718212106
I’ve always seen the Gothielle line as being a reimagining of the Jynx line and keeping up with the theme of Gen 5 mirroring Gen 1
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>>718210393
It hasn’t been called Pocket Monster in a while except in Japan and solely for marketing purposes. Hell if you play the games Pokemon are not considered Monster in-universe.

It’s pretty clear GameFreak wants people to think of Pokemon as being like animals, they even said this in some merch guide, which makes designs like Mr. Mime ackward when he’s eating dog food off the floor, getting zoomies and barking at people.
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>>718209220
hawk and tuah lol
Anonymous No.718267696 [Report] >>718268828 >>718288134
>>718248675
I never realized just how small joltik is, he's so cute
Anonymous No.718268828 [Report] >>718269803
>>718267696
>he
Anonymous No.718269140 [Report] >>718269182 >>718286785
I wish this was real so badly.
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>>718269140
native american evee
Anonymous No.718269803 [Report]
>>718268828
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>>718209043 (OP)
a minority pokemon
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>>718212671
>>718212749
I hate that these two are both mono-psychic. gothitelle looks like she could be part dark-type.
Anonymous No.718272061 [Report]
ITT: filtered genwunner cucks
Anonymous No.718272285 [Report]
>>718213504
Unova is literally based off New York City. Scrafty is even a dark-type to make the black coding extra obvious.
Anonymous No.718272349 [Report] >>718274767
>>718212749
This thing's body goes all the way down to the last segment of the dress? What the fuck.
Anonymous No.718272836 [Report] >>718273243
>>718243352
Sound type will never be a thing Sylveon is in every game and revolves around Pixelate+hyper voice
Anonymous No.718273243 [Report]
>>718272836
Pixilate + Gen 1 Hyper Beam brought back.
Anonymous No.718273314 [Report]
>>718209319
not even close
just look at the last 2 gens
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>>718242387
Someone made a game about your autism. I get it though most starters evolve every 15-20 levels and then there's about 65 levels where they don't. Very few pokemon evolve past 50 and t0 tends to be around when most pokemon gamss(pre forced exp share) ended so AND all competitive events are held at level 50 so it's strange they didnt just make that the max
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>>718211826
luv this little nigga>>718213648
Anonymous No.718274767 [Report] >>718275016
>>718272349
>she didn’t know
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>>718274767
oh no
Anonymous No.718275223 [Report]
The dog pokemon will forever be the worst pokemon designs in every gen past 2. Just lazy and ugly, all of them.
Anonymous No.718277128 [Report]
>>718274597
the only way he could be any cuter is if he were a jumping spider
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Anonymous No.718279142 [Report] >>718281336
>>718211826
I can't hate Gen V because it gave us extremely good bug horse, zebra and deer porn. Like, EXTREMELY good.
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>>718213258
As someone who never played Gen 5 part 1 but enjoyed Gen 5 part 2, I tried to be impartial but goddamn Unova mons be ugly
Anonymous No.718281336 [Report]
>>718279142
Fellow Zebstrika fan, I salute you. It sucks that Wild Charge is the strongest physical Electric attack it gets, but I usually breed Double Kick and Double-Edge onto it and give it Flame Charge as well, which helps make it a fearsome horse.
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>>718242387
I agree that they haven't done nearly enough with evolutions for how much potential they have, instead of just making up a new dumb gimmick every gen. Then again that's pokemon in a nutshell, unfulfilled potential.
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>>718261564
Venipede a cute
Whirlipede a shit
Anonymous No.718281935 [Report] >>718282836
>>718277973
Latiosmon.
Anonymous No.718281937 [Report] >>718283583
I will accept no arguments.
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>>718225717
>worse “animations” than Crystal
>everything blurry, even the buildings and health bars in battle
>stole base poses from the previous gen
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>>718209319
Gen 5 has some of the highest highs and lowest lows.
>>718210253
based
Anonymous No.718282747 [Report]
Gen 5 sucked design-wise. That entire gen along with 6 needs to be culled and buried.
Anonymous No.718282836 [Report]
>>718281935
>People screeched about muh palman is copycat
>Sparrowmon is literally lati and nobody gave a shit
Anonymous No.718283118 [Report]
Gen 5 gave us the holey moley himself.

Anyway here's the best card art they've printed in years. Skilled laborers on a deserved break.
Anonymous No.718283243 [Report]
>>718212237
Poser ass faggot
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>>718252143
>Still bitching about gen 5 sand rush teams

I used to run a sand rush Excadrill on a non-sandrush team. I had no weather setter. But it had an air balloon so I used it specifically to eat other excadrills alive, that's how common sand was.

Mold Breaker with rapid spin/stealth rock is the way to fucking go though.
Anonymous No.718283583 [Report] >>718287239
>>718281937
I see that you really appreciate some designs in Unova. Yet, you classify everything that you dislike as "not a Pokemon". In that case, it can be said that you like all Pokemon from Unova.
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>>718212042
Yeah it's one of those Mons that should've been just a two-stage, but as is it's rather egregious.
Here's a quick redesign of it I made a few months ago
Anonymous No.718286069 [Report]
>No Stoutland defenders
Gold standard for early game normal types
Never disappoints in a run
And how does he get treated? They get rid of return in gen 8 and he doesn't get a good replacement. He's got retaliate or takedown or last resort. Bullshit.
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>>718211826
Sometimes all it takes is a bit of mental association to make a Pokémon likeable. Swanna, by itself, is pretty basic and mediocre, but I love it because I remember when it was first released and it got posted with "YO FRYMAN".
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>>718269140
>What happens when you forget to water your Leafeon regularly
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>>718210770
ONLY good design that white guy has made
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>>718283583
Unova was the greatest region all along.
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>>718212230
Still wonder why they changed from his sword to this
Anonymous No.718287429 [Report]
>>718210770
Anonymous No.718287598 [Report] >>718287772
>>718210770
This is a resignation letter in image form,
it's too bad nobody at gamefreak understood english.
Anonymous No.718287772 [Report]
>>718287598
Yeah, it reads
"Here's the best Pokemon ever made.
The series ends here. Nothing will surpass it."
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>>718212164
Chesnaught should've been Grass/Steel
Anonymous No.718287997 [Report] >>718289480 >>718290387
>>718209183
Fun fact Machokes are naturally non violent pokemon
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>>718249115
>mfw how many times I died before looking up a video
God, i felt dumb for not realizing I needed to use the Spider Ball when he's trying to suck you in
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>>718211136
bruh it's unzipping the bag it has powers
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>>718267696
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>>718213789
They already made the Buizel line from the previous generation you autist
Anonymous No.718289349 [Report]
Decent thread
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>>718287997
>Bodybuilders don't like fighting
Um, no shit?
Anonymous No.718290387 [Report] >>718290862
>>718287997
So you're telling me it's purely socioeconomic influences?
Anonymous No.718290460 [Report]
>>718209043 (OP)
it'a a reference to Hercules
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>>718290387
>A sturdy creature boasting a robust physique and boundless stamina. Loves training above all else and voluntarily assists with tasks such as construction and clearing land.
If you walk up to them in PLA they just flex on you instead of attacking