Thread 718210867

people are saying they "ain't got time fo dat bullshiet". what do you think?

>never heard of it
>watch trailer
>masterfully crafted dungeons
>it's an empty fucking room with 2 enemies in it
sasuga frenchies

You can keep trying to shill this game by saying this, but one look at the gameplay reveals it to be open world ubislop.

>>718210867 (OP)
>soulsike game warning players that their game plays exactly like literally every soulslike game

woah

>>718210867 (OP)
>people are saying they "ain't got time fo dat bullshiet".
no they arent, this thread is a paid ad more than likely

>>718210867 (OP)
Is the game calling me a faggot? It's calling me a faggot, isn't it? How dare they!

>>718210867 (OP)
Immediately undercut by a terrible cutscene with shit dislogue, bad voice acting, and an expo dump. I deleted it right after.

>hell is us is causing some controversy with this message
Let me guess, you're the developers and the only controversy is one faggot on reddit or xitter?

>>718210867 (OP)
I have no clue what this game is, but just from this pic I can tell it's yet another 6/10 rollslop. Also, do niggers not know that this was always the norm in old RPGs, especially those with open worlds?

there is a demo and it was pretty subpar according to my opinion. go install and try it out.

>>718210867 (OP)
>what do you think?
I think that if it doesn't appeal to you, then the game wasn't made for you
Go play something else more to your tastes

>>718211283
It's actually really linear, it just looks open.

>>718210867 (OP)
>but you don't understand, I have to split my attention in 2 since I'm playing video games to fit in while I watch netflixslop on my second monitor

>>718210867 (OP)
A desperate attempt to cash in on the yellow paint controversy that was happening at the same time to make their game stand out. It's not the first time games didn't have maps or made them restrictive and more realistic by pairing them with a compass and no player icon, hasn't been the last either. They're just desperate for people to talk about their mediocre game cause it's got nothing else going for it.

>>718211553
I have rollslop fatigue

>>718210867 (OP)
I respect them for it, but I'm probably not going to play it since I'm not that into Souls stuff anymore.
I'd respect them more if they didn't say anything, however, and let the game speak for itself, which ironically they're not doing.

>>718210867 (OP)
>third person
>soulslike
>dark fantasy
yawn

>>718211553
Actually isnt rollslop, it's more like Sekiro lite

media telling you it's deep and mature without actually being deep and mature #9454325832

>>718211553
i played the demo a few months ago , sekiro clone but with muh mankidn bad +modern tech

>>718210867 (OP)
>NOTICE US WE HAVE NO MARKERS
And yet people say the game is still linear and handholdy as shit. Maybe actually make the game you're trying so hard to market first

>>718215515
Rollslop will always be better than parryslop. Parries are just non-directional rolls. Rolls require positioning, parries just require timing

>>718213007
>cause it's got nothing else going for it.
yeah, the enemy going spastic, while interesting from a technical/animation perspective, it's jarring for combat purposes.
headache inducing bad

the puzzles are
>pictures of a cow, pig and sheep
>buttons that go oink, baa, and moo
>wow i wonder what order i gotta press these
tier

the worldbuilding and VA look pretty competent, but i personally don't give a hoot unless there's good gameplay supporting these

>>718213000
Mother fuckers will genuinely do this, and watch youtube videos on 2x speed, and wonder why they can't enjoy games, or anything, for that matter. Actual advanced brainrot

>>718210867 (OP)
>never heard of it
>look it up
>it's soulsshit
booooorrring

>>718210867 (OP)
I dunno.
I played the demo. It was super straightforward and the gameplay was boring and the dungeon was boring and the combat was bad.

>>718210867 (OP)
>no quest markers, no quest log, no maps
they'd better work extra hard to let the player know things because games like dragon quest 1 suck thanks to the game expecting you to
>1. have a paper map
>2. take note of town names yourself (there are signs at the entrance of each)
>3. take notes of what NPCs say (e.g. legend has it that...)
which, while serviceable, can get annoying

>>718210867 (OP)
>you will need to pay attention to your environment, listen, and be vigilant

Holy shit. Generation Zs and As are going to have a fucking conniption. The seething is going to be glorious.

Sounds like hell is playin the game unc

soulslop is currently a total fucking normie-core. My coworkers constantly discuss souls-like games and brag about how long it took for them to kill a single boss.
>"ohhh I spent 4 hours fighting that dude"
>"wow so cool, I was raging so haaardddd when he entered the second phase"

>>718218165
it's a linear game with literally no need for quest markers

The boring ass generic souls gameplay is a hundred times more offensive.

I don't like the protagonist at all.

>>718218387
>linear game
so? it doesn't change the fact that reasonable conveniences are either missing or covered by physical goodies (most notably a paper map)
if you want a more egregious example, just look at metroid. it's beatable without a map, but still absolute ass.

>>718210867 (OP)
They just don't play? And if it ever becomes something like souls game, where the difficulty gives them gamer cred, they'll come right back.

>>718215515
Roll/dodge/sidestep/perry doesn't matter what the animation is, it's all the same iframeqteslop and it's so tiring.

>>718211283
That would make Dark Souls games ubislop too.

>>718210867 (OP)
>Look! we're so special for copying Souls
Why not go all the way and print "Prepare to die" on the box?

>>718210867 (OP)
>causing some controversy
nice marketing trick. no one has ever heard of your game. fuck off.

>>718211553
Arena, daggerfall, fallout (with limitations) all had a map.
Maps are a good thing, I don't understand how it took Onirism so long to add one

>>718218269
lmao, no ones gonna play this shit

>>718215515
thats even worse

>>718218852
>From games
They are. But this is a discussion nuneo/v/ isn't yet ready to have.

>>718216228
I had a co-worker who watched a lot of movies. Like thousands of them. And then 2 years later I worked with them, and it turns out their idea of "watching movies" is putting their phone on a kickstand with earbuds in watching at 2x speed while half paying attention to their actual fucking job.

Insane.

>>718210867 (OP)
HOLY SCHMOLY THAT SO HECKIN BASED AND THE NPCS ARE SO BTFO BASED BASED BASED BASED! WE WON THE CULTURE WAR!

>>718216228
A couple of friends were watching cartoons like rick and morty, adventure time. They were binging season after season on their second screen while they were also playing Riotslop games like TFT and ARAM matches. I'm talking about 8 hours of this every day, till they ran out of cartoons to watch. One of them has been "diagnosed" with ADD, the other shows symptoms. I wonder what percentage of these cases is self inflicted by simply being retarded and forcing their own brain to be rewired to skip 50% of the information they flood it with.

>>718220364
>>718216228
People who do this don't really enjoy the things they partake in. They're just consuming for the sake of consumption.

>dev gaslights players to make them believe there is content when there is none
kek its dayz all over again

>>718210867 (OP)
Demo was pretty bad compared to Khazan's and Nioh 3. Linear with no boss fight. Also has 3 difficulty levels for normies/jorunos.
It's more soulslike then sekiro now as you can't parry every attack, only the red highlighted ones.
Just charge heavy attack to win and recover health.

>>718220364
>my ancestors

>>718216228
Thank god I went to simfagging where patience is necessafy

>>718210867 (OP)
The enemy designs in this game are so fucking lame

>>718213000
>Friends all just spend their free time playing shit like Warframe in one monitor and watching some streamer in the other monitor
>Will refuse to play or engage with anything new because it doesn't keep them constantly engaged and overstimulated
>Only exception is games like Expedition 33 but only AFTER they became extremely popular
I just completely stopped recommending or even discussing vidya with friends, because any game that requires any bit of proper exploration of its systems will just be abandoned right away. I don't care for Hell Is Us' genre enough to get it on launch, but I'll always respect Devs who take this kind of stance, and seeing Devs sticking to their guns on topics like this is what makes me keep certain games on my radar when they otherwise wouldn't be.

>>718210867 (OP)
that is pathetic. if they ship with that disclaimer the devs should be ashamed of themselves. it reads like they got some probably solid feedback from playtesters that the game doesn't sufficiently provide direction for the player. and instead of fixing it with, ya know, good game design, they just seethed and told themselves how unique and clever they are

>>718211217
cucknadians are not french