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Anonymous No.718289918 >>718289959 >>718290026 >>718290093 >>718290139 >>718290230 >>718290520 >>718290816 >>718290878 >>718290951 >>718290990 >>718291053 >>718291764 >>718292204 >>718292303 >>718292521 >>718292791 >>718294598 >>718296106 >>718296732 >>718297397 >>718298370 >>718298537 >>718298728 >>718299225 >>718299320 >>718299325 >>718299468 >>718300197 >>718300362 >>718300607 >>718301314 >>718301708 >>718303074
>new zealand player adds NZ to the end of their name so everyone knows they are from there
why the FUCK do they do this? i see 500 of these fuckers in every oce lobby. no other country does this.
Anonymous No.718289959
>>718289918 (OP)
They're seeking friends to help them mentally survive their hellhole
Anonymous No.718290009
I only see racist maori names online, they give me a chuckle.
Anonymous No.718290026 >>718290497
>>718289918 (OP)
So few players from NZ, they're probably looking for friends. Its just assumed you're from Australia in an OCE lobby
Anonymous No.718290093 >>718290291 >>718290625 >>718290731 >>718297536 >>718297871 >>718298026 >>718301804 >>718302000
>>718289918 (OP)
some aussie guy I used to work with said they rape sheep there, is that true?
Anonymous No.718290139
>>718289918 (OP)
>no other country does this.
I see ExampleNameRU and ExampleNameBR all the fucking time. Are you serious? I've also seen DE, AU and USA but not nearly as much.
Anonymous No.718290185
I used to play diablo 2 with a new zealander and his character name was ihateblacks
Anonymous No.718290230
>>718289918 (OP)
I would much rather have this than juanespositoMX.
Anonymous No.718290291
>>718290093
Yes, it's true.

>[This post has been fact-checked by real Australian Patriots]
Anonymous No.718290497 >>718290951 >>718291301 >>718291340 >>718292557 >>718297849 >>718297924 >>718297943 >>718300802 >>718302229
>>718290026
is the ping that bad from nz if you're on an aus server?
Anonymous No.718290520
>>718289918 (OP)
It’s a nation of pure cringe. They are even worse than a canadian. Be grateful you don’t have to interact with them regularly
Anonymous No.718290625 >>718298458 >>718300654 >>718302260 >>718302840
>>718290093
Yeah we do and our biggest export to Australia is our lamb because they like the taste of our cum
Anonymous No.718290632
i dont live in a big city so i dont see them often but every single nz person ive ever seen has been overweight and doing something antisocial like yelling or playing loud music in public
Anonymous No.718290731 >>718290913
>>718290093
It is true and our biggest export to them is our lamb cos they like the taste of our cum
Anonymous No.718290816
>>718289918 (OP)
>no other country does this.
Yes they do, kek
I remember when Marvel Rivals released, there would be a faggot in every lobby with a name like
>niggerbabbleOCE
Anonymous No.718290878
>>718289918 (OP)
you can't spell insecure without kiwi
Anonymous No.718290913 >>718291028
>>718290731
Hahahaha holy fuck that's a good one
You know I never thought you guys would come up with a comeback for the whole "where the men are men and the sheep are nervous" joke, but that one's pretty fucking good
You're alright for a kiwi
Anonymous No.718290938
i love aussie shitpost hours
Anonymous No.718290941 >>718297993
Anonymous No.718290951 >>718291301 >>718297241
>>718289918 (OP)
This happens with many countries to some extent. Brazil is far more guilty of affixing their country to their name.

>>718290497
~100 ping from most places in NZ to Sydney, give or take.
Anonymous No.718290990
>>718289918 (OP)
For gay after gayming sex
Anonymous No.718291028
>>718290913
Cheers cunt
Anonymous No.718291053 >>718291117
>>718289918 (OP)
You don't know the half of it, it's like national news whenever New Zealand gets mentioned outside of the country.
Anonymous No.718291117
>>718291053
>see if world map in vidya has NZ on it
>it does
Anonymous No.718291301 >>718291591 >>718291829 >>718296446 >>718300802
>>718290497
>>718290951
do games even have Aus servers? feel like not too long ago I remember aussie anons complaining that they have to play in SEA servers for the majority of online games
Anonymous No.718291340
>>718290497
its usually only 30-40ms
Anonymous No.718291591
>>718291301
Nowadays yes, almost everything has an Australian server. But there's so few people in this part of the world compared to US and Europe, only the most popular stuff is populated.

You pretty much have the decision made for you about what you can play by the decisions of everyone else. You don't get the luxury of playing old games and finding populated servers like in NA and EU. You can still join NA and EU servers but the ping is usually 200-300ms, so competitive games are out. I'm connected to the EU turtle wow server at the moment and the ping is 259ms
Anonymous No.718291764 >>718292197
>>718289918 (OP)
Have you never heard of Sweden?
Anonymous No.718291829 >>718291902 >>718294543
>>718291301
This depends entirely on the game. Mainstream stuff definitely does, anything older but lets you host servers depends on regional interest. Maybe people do organized sessions during the weekends for anything more anemic, anything that still get a modest amount of players in the US or EU is going to be more starved here like KF1. I imagine with fightan we're at least closer to Asia than the US if need be, but I took to playing some co-op games anyway since stuff like Monster Hunter and EDF are far less dependent on ping.

For MMOs, I believe FFXIV got Aussie servers some years ago? Something like Black Desert officially lumps all of Oceania into the NAEU version of the game than the SEA one but apparently the latter didn't play any much better, if one anon's account was anything to go off.
Anonymous No.718291902 >>718291931 >>718292236
>>718291829
>>ff14
nah, we just took one of the jp servers(tonberry) iirc
though it's been quite awhile since I played
Anonymous No.718291931
>>718291902
They launched legit Australian servers a while back
Anonymous No.718292197
>>718291764
No, what's that?
Anonymous No.718292204 >>718292275 >>718300896 >>718302556
>>718289918 (OP)
>has better internet than australia
Anonymous No.718292236 >>718292262
>>718291902
OCE servers are a thing now but they're dad lmao
Anonymous No.718292262
>>718292236
>dad

dead*
Anonymous No.718292275
>>718292204
We'd have equally as good internet as NZ if conservatives hadn't sabotaged the internet in Australia
Anonymous No.718292301 >>718292927 >>718298290
YEHAAW
Anonymous No.718292303
>>718289918 (OP)
Australians do it too.
You'll see a whole lot of names with Aussie in it despite the servers they play in being 90% Australian players anyway.
Anonymous No.718292521
>>718289918 (OP)
These niggas ain't got nothing on QC
Anonymous No.718292536
hello AFP and ASIS and ASIO agents
where is MY GF?
Anonymous No.718292557 >>718292623
>>718290497
15-45ms
sometimes had connections as low as 9ms
Anonymous No.718292623
>>718292557
That's funny when the typical ping from Melbourne to Sydney is 20ms. NZ chads getting better connection to Australia than Australians do
Anonymous No.718292791 >>718302835
>>718289918 (OP)
NZ is so shit they had to copy Australia's flag
Anonymous No.718292927 >>718297148
>>718292301
you lot gave the Maori their own government
Anonymous No.718293120
plenty of idiots do this all across the globe. the worst offenders are Brazilians.
Anonymous No.718293249
The most irritating one by far is ______GamingTTV or YT. Fuck off, nobody is watching your terrible channel. They're usually bottom of the scoreboard too
Anonymous No.718293430 >>718293845 >>718298470 >>718298543 >>718300896
Best thing NZ ever gave the world was DayZ
Anonymous No.718293845 >>718297779
>>718293430
That's not lolly cake, cheese rolls, or pavlova
Anonymous No.718293953
TKD
Anonymous No.718294543 >>718295185
>>718291829
Yeah, that's the weird limbo we get stuck in down here. Some older stuff still limps along if there's community hosting or diehard local server runners, but mainstream titles just dump us into SEA or NA and call it a day. Then you’ve got fightan games that may technically get better routes to JP, but unless it’s a big tourney title like Street Fighter or Tekken, good luck finding a match outside of peak hours. MMOs are kinda hit or miss too-FFXIV’s OCE servers finally being a thing was nice, but the scene’s still tiny compared to Tonberry. Most people still hop back there anyway. BDO is hilariously bad on either option, though at least SEA doesn't feel actively hostile when the planets align.
Anonymous No.718294598 >>718294634 >>718295738
>>718289918 (OP)
Australians do the same. They also make it their entire personality
Anonymous No.718294634
>>718294598
I don't even like saying mate because I don't use it in normal day to day vocabulary.
I say cheers though.
Anonymous No.718295185
>>718294543
To be fair I hear BDO was never particularly elegant connectivity-wise since it was more or less made around South Korea anyway, hear far more complaints about desyncs in the west. Still, at least a few classes might have certain combos outright fail or give errors from what I've played. More PvE action-centric games like PSOBB or PSO2 before NGS aren't bad at least.

Never checked how big RTS was down here, even if AoE had a little buzz from discs in Nutra-Grain cereal boxes ages ago.
Anonymous No.718295236
>NZ player
>some form of "kefe"" in their name
Anonymous No.718295738 >>718296090 >>718297567
>>718294598
Fellow Australians who play up the "CUNT CUNT CUNT MATE MATE MATE" on the internet just make me cringe because they're being so fake.
Anonymous No.718296090
>>718295738
Aussies abroad play up to the chill dude or larrikin stereotype, but in Australia everyone just loves blindly following rules and acting like net curtain twitching old people
Anonymous No.718296106
>>718289918 (OP)
It used to happen with Australian players as well back when oceanic servers weren't common place.
Anonymous No.718296446
>>718291301
Marvel Rivals does but I play on Asian servers cause everytime I play on Aussie server my team is dogshit.
Anonymous No.718296732
>>718289918 (OP)
games for some reason dont show ping in scoreboards anymore for some reasons so its their way of letting you know they're going to have 300ms
Anonymous No.718297148 >>718297662
>>718292927
Britain didn’t want to deal with NZ, it’s a tiny island at the ass end of the world with no obvious natural resources they couldn’t already get from Australia, but a bunch of other British cunts were pulling a real-estate scam and starting some sort of militia. The Māori wanted protection from the French and Dutch, so a treaty was put together to say, basically, “you do your thing, we’ll do ours, our laws apply to our people and land, your laws apply to your people and land”. This was to make sure British people obeyed British law, and didn’t go starting their own nations without authorisation.

Then ~80 years later when the old guy died the new one decided that shit was lame, the treaty didn’t matter, and proceeded to steal all the shit they hadn’t already been scammed out of.

Now a bunch of fuckwits keep throwing around the idea of cogovernance, but it’s too late to do that, and given our track record it’d get fucked up anyway. Māori nowadays are mostly represented by a party that ascribes to “fuck you, got mine white man” doctrine focusing on business that I can respect even if a lot of their policies are retarded
Anonymous No.718297241
>>718290951
>the ping is fact-checked
Anonymous No.718297395
also have i ever told you guys that they were in a war on cones (traffic cones)
Anonymous No.718297397
>>718289918 (OP)
Kiwifags are generally obsessed with approval and the government has a nasty habit of exasperating this condition further. You'll see it play out in real time when actors like Karl Urban or Cliff Curtis start making the rounds and the dead media plays them up like modern day saints. It doesn't help that most games have a six month life so naturally they have to go overseas at 300 ping just to play the games they bought. The country tag is like a bat signal to any other fellow countryman out in the wild to make a beeline towards them like flies to shit. So you will never have to game alone again.
Anonymous No.718297536 >>718297719
>>718290093
Yeah, every one calls kiwis sheep shaggers. Hell, i used to play some online games with a guy from nz with sheepshagger as his username, though he later got forced to change it lmao.
Anonymous No.718297567
>>718295738
classic aussie stereotype
Anonymous No.718297662 >>718297806
>>718297148
>Māori nowadays are mostly represented by a party that ascribes to “fuck you, got mine white man” doctrine focusing on business that I can respect even if a lot of their policies are retarded
No different from the dying tribes desu. They position themselves like discount corpos with the penguin suits while their lowest ranking members are too busy living out of a car. And then you have outliers with Tuhoe trying to play rebel solider in a country that has more eyes than mouths.
Anonymous No.718297719
>>718297536
To be fair sheep shagger in the context of NZ is treated more casually than in Wales, I've only seen one Karen who wasn't even born here get all upset about it
Anonymous No.718297779 >>718297919
>>718293845
theres also the pop culture in film production such as the minecraft movie (most recently) and the avatar, etc.
Anonymous No.718297806 >>718298114
>>718297662
Eh, depends on the iwi, the bigger ones have considerable investments in businesses and companies that provide employment in their area. Might be biased since the S. Island is like all Ngai Tahu and have capitalised hard on tourism stuff. Dunno what the smaller tribes up North are like, my understanding is the demographic issues up there are a lot worse due to urbanisation
Anonymous No.718297849
>>718290497
No but the cheating chinks are usually enough to drive you off the servers for good.
Anonymous No.718297871 >>718297930 >>718298149
>>718290093
Yes, but its because NZ sheep have the tightest pussies in the world, they're practically begging to be raped.
Anonymous No.718297919 >>718297998
>>718297779
>minecraft movie

I had to check this, the fuck? It's not all CGI slop?
Anonymous No.718297924
>>718290497
not really, i can still chat, but the ping kinda depends on the weather i think?
Anonymous No.718297930
>>718297871
based
Anonymous No.718297943
>>718290497
I get ~30ms
Anonymous No.718297993 >>718298058
>>718290941
hi
Anonymous No.718297998
>>718297919
yeah, apparently most things you see are handmade? not sure
Anonymous No.718298026
>>718290093
It was considered a right of passage at one point to lose your virginity to the family sheep. That was over 40 years ago when you could still feasibly save up for that quarter acre slice of heaven. Now you'd be lucky to lose it when your Uncle Bully is playing grab ass around the back.
Anonymous No.718298058
>>718297993
hello :D
Anonymous No.718298114 >>718298164 >>718298232
>>718297806
>my understanding is the demographic issues up there are a lot worse due to urbanisation
That's an understatement. Tribal membership goes down while gang recruitment goes up. The only ones that you will see championing the cause now are the plastic maoris looking to make up for lost time.
Anonymous No.718298149 >>718298318 >>718298502 >>718300958
>>718297871
>life in prison
>for sheep puss
New Zealand is a part of Australian dystopia, isn't it?
Anonymous No.718298164
>>718298114
you cant forget inflation ;)
Anonymous No.718298232
>>718298114
I guess my view that Auckland is the worst part of New Zealand isn’t just my prejudice against the North Island lol
Anonymous No.718298290 >>718298576
>>718292301
Laser Kiwi was and always will be the superior design. Fuck those gay ferns.
Anonymous No.718298318
>>718298149
>Australian dystopia
>aussie with an maori twist?
not really, but theres bunnings warehouse here and its somewhat similar to the aussies but with a māori twist (i think)
Anonymous No.718298370 >>718298445
>>718289918 (OP)
We do it cos we only ever have aussie servers to play on, and that way we can use names other cunts already have.
Anonymous No.718298445
>>718298370
thats actually true
Anonymous No.718298458
>>718290625
kek
Anonymous No.718298470
>>718293430
DayZ and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. So many fucking self titled killers trying to supplant this ancient shit and the game still manages to persist throughout. All while their competition continues to shoot themselves in the face or just outright run away with the money ala The Day Before.
Anonymous No.718298502 >>718300903
>>718298149
>Dude is arrested for animal rape 117 times
>Convicted 37 times, with no prison time
>Judge finally decides the sick fuck isn’t going to stop, jails him
>Muh dystopia
Anonymous No.718298537
>>718289918 (OP)
wait, where do you normally see them?
Anonymous No.718298543
>>718293430
The guy who made DayZ is a fuckwit, he sperged out recently on Facebook or Twitter about Unity suspending one of their licenses, blamed it on his employees. He made DayZ and has coasted since
Anonymous No.718298576 >>718298668 >>718300727 >>718302621
>>718298290
I fucking hate that we have a shittier version of the Australian flag. Even worse it’s got the Union Jack on it.
Anonymous No.718298668
>>718298576
ngl, the old one looks cool
Anonymous No.718298728 >>718298845
>>718289918 (OP)
Selection bias. If they didn't have NZ in their name you wouldn't know they were from NZ. I don't do this
Anonymous No.718298845
>>718298728
>i reply with agreement
the thread couldve ended like that, but we just discussed abt new zealand xD
Anonymous No.718298991 >>718299150
Kiwi here, I hate this so much. It's definitely a normalfag thing.
I see a lot of AU ones on shooters too.
Anonymous No.718299107 >>718299462 >>718300723
Why don't white kiwis move to Australia? It's always the brownoids
Anonymous No.718299150 >>718299205
>>718298991
desu i havent seen one ever
Anonymous No.718299205 >>718299236
>>718299150
They're super common on console
Anonymous No.718299225
>>718289918 (OP)
Desperation for people from other countries to remember their tiny island
Anonymous No.718299236
>>718299205
i see...
Anonymous No.718299284
PATRIOTS
Anonymous No.718299320
>>718289918 (OP)
They sensed canadians being replaced by jeets and took up the mantle of insufferable fart-snifferdom for them.
Anonymous No.718299325
>>718289918 (OP)
Happens all the time especially when a name is taken.
Anonymous No.718299462 >>718303828
>>718299107
They do though? The country gets a ton of brain drain going to Australia in looking for work. Regardless, a day does not go by on 4chan without someone doomposting about why X anglosphere country is actually shit and wanting to move elsewhere.
Anonymous No.718299468 >>718299889
>>718289918 (OP)
>no other country does this.
French Canadians add QC to their names.
Anonymous No.718299614
nuke auckland please
Anonymous No.718299615
>indians in my city keep getting assaulted by brownoid gangs
It's not always doom n gloom
Anonymous No.718299782
Any melbGODS here?
Anonymous No.718299841 >>718300083 >>718300229
do kiwis have to deal with that abo shit?
Anonymous No.718299889
>>718299468
thats just xQc
Anonymous No.718300083 >>718303075
>>718299841
Instead of abbos, there are Māori. They never got treated as badly by comparison, but give them education and they'll turn into activists.
Anonymous No.718300197
>>718289918 (OP)
>NZ
>150+ ping at all times

Gaming down under is horrible. You cant play with US because too far away, Aussie servers are nonexistant because low pop so only left to play with chinks
Anonymous No.718300203
>AU
cunt
>NZ
faggot
>Anywhere else
afk smoking

such is life in OCE servers
Anonymous No.718300229
>>718299841
Nah just maoris and islanders.
Anonymous No.718300362 >>718300478 >>718300680
>>718289918 (OP)
Poo peelanders are subhuman. Rightful Aussie clay btw we need to Taiwan them
Anonymous No.718300478
>>718300362
That would ironically just help them more.
Anonymous No.718300607 >>718301270
>>718289918 (OP)
>why the FUCK do they do this?
its so if we see the one other kiwi on the internet we know who to say hi to.
being from a small country is great cuz when you bump into other people from your country on the net you're basically instantly friends.
I made shitloads of kiwi friends playing lobbyslop like Phasmophobia and Lethal Company

Problem is you have to deal with everything else. lagging like fuck to anywhere and servers being mostly empty or full of chinese.
But at least our net is fast so cant complain too much.
Anonymous No.718300654 >>718300786
>>718290625
jej
Anonymous No.718300680
>>718300362
>btw we need to Taiwan them
Inb4 Aussie becomes an honorary succulent Chinese province
Anonymous No.718300723 >>718302886
>>718299107
My parents did back in '95 when I was babby.
I still have my passport, but honestly fuck NZ, I never want to go back there no matter how many scorching Aussie summers I have to deal with.
The entire country is an extremely pretty Chinese tourist attraction with quite possibly the worst-sounding accent in the whole Anglosphere.
Meme accent. Meme nation. Meme populace. Stunning mountains tho
Anonymous No.718300727 >>718302794
>>718298576
>Even worse it’s got the Union Jack on it.
hang yourself unironically
Anonymous No.718300786
>>718300654
Codies > Tui > Speights > Waikato
Anonymous No.718300802
>>718290497
Like 30-80 depending on the server.
Its not too bad to US West either which I cant complain about.

>>718291301
Yes but you have a choice of

Aussie/Kiwi server
>5/40 players
>9-12min queue times for matchmaking
>but they're either really fucking pro, or they're just using the game as a chat room instead of playing

SEA server
>100/100 players
>instantly lobby when matchmaking
>everyone is mostly really bad at games so its easy to dunk 3rdies and rack up lots of kills
>lot of cheaters though
>cultist speak in gibberish languages in chats
Anonymous No.718300896 >>718301132
>>718292204
cuz 4/5ths of the country live in Auckland

>>718293430
This.
No-one talks about it on 4chan cuz 4chan hates any sort of permadeath lose your gear games, but DayZ is a fucking great game. Its engoodening has helped it a lot. Pity there are a lot of oldfags out there that still think of janky "clip through doors and insta-die from nothing" 2012 DayZ
Anonymous No.718300903
>>718298502
Why the fuck would he stop on the 118th time if you've shown him that it's fine 117 times already? How is that fair?
Anonymous No.718300958 >>718302359
>>718298149
If you live in the city sure.
If you live in the country its based like how Australia used to be.
Most cunts still have guns and go hunting drunk/stoned off their tits in the mountains, shit's great.
Anonymous No.718301114 >>718301135 >>718301227 >>718301562 >>718301572 >>718301664 >>718301716 >>718303280
>abbo
>maori
What's the difference? Surely pre-colonization they were the exact same population?
Anonymous No.718301132 >>718301868
>>718300896
>playing a direct competitor that spent just as much time in EA hell
>hits 1.0 and doesn't even have a fraction of the mechanics that were initially advertised while refusing to add mod support despite a handful of Viets doing it regardless
I swear this whole genre is cursed to be stuck with this game because everyone else is borderline incompetent. Nothing else has gotten close to replicating it even after Bohemia abandons and subsequently comes back because the game has never been surpassed.
Anonymous No.718301135
>>718301114
who cares? mud hut savages. indistinguishable when it comes to merit
Anonymous No.718301227
>>718301114
Maoris have more in common with pinoys, taiwanese formosans and the hawaiians. Abbos are pretty much their own branch that predates everyone else by about 60k years.
Anonymous No.718301270
>>718300607
Holy fuck I'm jelly.
Anonymous No.718301314
>>718289918 (OP)
BR?
Anonymous No.718301562
>>718301114
To give you an idea:

>until the 1950's it was legal for Australians to shoot aboriginals trespassing on their farms and shit
>during WWII, a barfight blew out into Wellington's streets after Americans from states practicing segregation were surprised Maori more or less have the same rights here
Anonymous No.718301572
>>718301114
Like the other guy says, abbos landed in Australia about 60,000 BC. Using the ice age, so they never figured out seafaring before or after.
Maori landed in New Zealand 1300 AD. Somewhat more recent.

If you actually meet the two of them you'll definitely notice the extra 60k years of evolution. Don't go equating them.
Anonymous No.718301613 >>718301664 >>718302615
Aboriginals are actual literal cavemen that sat on their ass for 50'000 years and did nothing. Alcohol wipes them out since they have zero experience with in pre-colonisation and have far less genetic tolerance to it as a result. they are quite possibly the least technologically developed people in the world.
at least Africans knew how to farm, make metal and brew beer. None of which the Aboriginals ever figured out how to do

Maoris are related to Hawaiians, Easter Islanders, Tongans, Fijians and various other pacific islander peoples who are all originally Indigenous to Taiwan before it was colonised by mainland Han Chinese. They were master explorers but never advanced too much technologically-speaking. Also some of them were cannibals.
They only discovered New Zealand in about the year 600AD.
Compared to Aboriginals they are space-faring Atlantean Ubermench

They adapted to western society much much easier and live in cities amongst white people while aboriginals are mostly content to live in tiny communities in the middle of the desert that have barely any contact with the outside world.
Anonymous No.718301664
>>718301114
forgot to link
>>718301613
Anonymous No.718301708
>>718289918 (OP)
inferiority complex
Anonymous No.718301716
>>718301114
They're completely different people. Just take on look at them and there's a clear difference.
Anonymous No.718301804
>>718290093
It's actually the other way around, the sheep rape them instead.
Anonymous No.718301868 >>718303717
>>718301132
>I swear this whole genre is cursed to be stuck with this game because everyone else is borderline incompetent.
In DayZ's defense, its modding community has been going nuts lately. We usually get a new map every few months now. The big hype recently-ish was a California map and an Ohio map.
We're getting Takistan 2 later this year or early next year.

It does suck that we're stuck with it but with how far its come, at least we have it compared to ugly casualized slop like Tarkov and Pubg.
There's still no game that hits the "I barely survived a blizzard, wolves and almost bleeding to death and now I'm cozy cooking steaks innawoods by a campfire" vibe that DayZ delivers.
Anonymous No.718301893
According to Mandela effect, NZ is supposed to be on the northeast of Australia.
Any of you people remember that?
Or it's just everybody outside of Australia & New Zealand misremembering it?
Anonymous No.718302000
>>718290093
yes
Anonymous No.718302229
>>718290497
AU servers are amazing. Back in the dark ages we had to play on US West servers at 400 ms ping.
Anonymous No.718302260
>>718290625
australia produces our own lamb and its better than your lamb
and still no one eats lamb here
99% of it gets exported to china
so few Australians eat lamb that the lamb industry spends hundreds of millions of dollars a year on advertising campaigns to try and get Australians to eat more lamb and yet it never happens
so we sure as fuck are not eating lamb from new zealand you daft cunt.
Anonymous No.718302359
>>718300958
cope cunt
you have less rights than we do
Anonymous No.718302385 >>718302465 >>718302650 >>718302848 >>718303037 >>718304041
How bad is housing in NZ?
Anonymous No.718302465
>>718302385
Auckland? Pretty miserable. About a decade ago some people were gobsmacked with how cheap housing was in Invercargill comparatively
Anonymous No.718302556
>>718292204
way smaller(268,021 km2 vs aus 7.688 million km2)
way lower population(5mil vs aus almost 30mil)
its like bragging that Singapore has great internet
id be surprised if it didnt
also yeh they have slightly less retarded and slightly less corrupt politicians
Anonymous No.718302615
>>718301613
One of the biggest issues is how the Maorishave never really confirmed where their origin point of Hawaiki is. The speculation was 12 tribes came down and landed around 1200AD after a spot of island hopping. Then they ran into the Moriori who were already here. Them along with the people of the Chatham and Christmas Islands were subsequently enslaved and eaten in the ensuring conflicts. With the last living Moriori dying around 1912. Another was an event in early history where a section of marker stones were planted around the east coast by a bunch of red headed randos that showed up and fucked off again. The designs themselves hold no relation to Maori symbolism and even they won't lay claim to them. Then you have anomalies like the Kaimanawa Wall that is considered cursed ground so you can't dig it up to figure out what the hell it is. There is a lot of half baked stuff floating around that no one really bothers with because it's liable to cause someone else to have a little cry over you digging up the past.
Anonymous No.718302621 >>718302794 >>718303387
>>718298576
>Even worse it’s got the Union Jack on it.
Anonymous No.718302650
>>718302385
still the worst in the world assuming canada hasnt taken first place yet
Anonymous No.718302794 >>718302832
>>718302621
>>718300727
Union jack is fucking gay
Fuck britbongs
Anonymous No.718302832 >>718302921
>>718302794
if you don't like british people then get the fuck out of our country
Anonymous No.718302835
>>718292791
nz is welcome to join australia and become a new australian state anytime they wish
(they would be lower than Queensland in terms of gdp lol)
Anonymous No.718302840
>>718290625
this is great
Anonymous No.718302848 >>718302967
>>718302385
Down 25% from it's peak actually. Now an affordable $900k on average.
Anonymous No.718302886 >>718302981
>>718300723
>Meme accent. Meme nation. Meme populace. Stunning mountains tho
I mean I feel like this can describe Australia as well, just with a lot less mountains.
Anonymous No.718302921
>>718302832
Not your country anymore cunt. If you don't like it go live the UK and get get gaped by pakis.
Anonymous No.718302967
>>718302848
That sounds like heaven compared to Syd & Melb. People have been 'escaping' to Qld the land of heatwave, fire, cyclones, earthquakes, drought & flooding. Always makes me chuckle
Anonymous No.718302981
>>718302886
>imagine nz environment but in australia
KINOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.718303037
>>718302385
If you don't mind the walk there is a bunch of free real estate up in the far north because it's considered an economic deadzone. Just methheads and maoris clinging on to the old ways while their tinny sheds fall apart around them. You can thank Auckland for siphoning off most of the potential to keep their decaying self afloat.
Anonymous No.718303074
>>718289918 (OP)
they are easy taken for australians hence they put the mark to distinguish themselves
Anonymous No.718303075
>>718300083
maori are infinitely more intelligent(or at least have the potential to be) than abos
by the time the british got to nz the maori were about 10,000 years more advanced than the abos at the time
Anonymous No.718303280
>>718301114
>What's the difference?
completely different race
like 0% the same
abo are from Indonesia/new guinea i think and maori are Polynesian
Anonymous No.718303387 >>718303625
>>718302621
Unironically I think just the australia flag without the union jack looks pretty good. A lot better than a lot of the other "alternate" flags I've seen suggested.
Anonymous No.718303625 >>718303705 >>718303745 >>718303863
>>718303387
i dont hate this one
mostly because its one of the only(that i can think of) fictional/scifi australian flags
probably of a republic of australia/post monarchy world
Anonymous No.718303705 >>718303863
>>718303625
I despise the idea of aboriginals thinking they own the land and we're just renting it from them
Anonymous No.718303717 >>718304000
>>718301868
I dabbled around a bit in some PVE servers with orienteering and innawoods larping. Most SP games that I've tried modding can barely reach that standard without some caveats. The crafting and metabolic system where you drop dead on an empty stomach is retarded but the other aspects are quite neat. And the shortfalls can be made up elsewhere via said mods. The fact that no one has managed to get close to what is essentially a paid mod in itself is downright pathetic. And the ones who cuck themselves out before the finish line don't even deserve the money that they ripped off to get there.

It's not an understatement that modders have clearly carried this game to where it is today. Because you can't expect a company that sells training simulators to the Balkans to do the same without asking for a handout. There are some things that require a certain level of autism and charity tier efforts to attain. A lesson that Bethesda knew well before they started going full retard with their own golden goose.
Anonymous No.718303745 >>718303863
>>718303625
Go and listen to what aboriginals actually think of you and you'll understand why that flag is a bad idea

They would kill you if they could
Anonymous No.718303828 >>718304136
>>718299462
I've noticed this in the aus threads
Not a single person doing anything but bitching as though it's actually better anywhere else
Anonymous No.718303863 >>718303975
>>718303625
also some kind of eureka flag would be cool but i would like if it incorporated the southern cross in some meaningful way but that might be too many starts or clashing shapes
>>718303705
>I despise the idea of aboriginals thinking they own the land and we're just renting it from them
yeh, abos are super entitled right now
growing up i thought abo culture was super complex or something because of how much abo shit was plastered all over schools and government shit and all that
then i grow up and realise that actually abos and abo culture are objectively worthless and completely meaningless
just saying "abo culture" is basically an oxymoron
>>718303745
dont worry anon i understand
my post wasnt an endorsement of the abo flag on the nations flag
Anonymous No.718303975
>>718303863
bonus meme
id vote for this to be the new nations flag
Anonymous No.718304000 >>718304142
>>718303717
>in some PVE servers
May as well play Minecraft on Peaceful mate.
Anonymous No.718304041
>>718302385
Varies wildly from affordable but there's no work around, to you cant afford it but you have a job
Anonymous No.718304136 >>718304472
>>718303828
What the fuck are they supposed to do?
Pretend everything is fine?
Our country has been in freefall for decades
It's the retards who pretend everything is fine that are the problem
Anonymous No.718304142
>>718304000
If the game had singleplayer I wouldn't need to go through a private server at all.
Anonymous No.718304472
>>718304136
>What the fuck are they supposed to do?
I don't know, I just take umbrage specifically with the 'pretending it's better anywhere else' part
Burgers, yurops, japs, everyone everywhere is complaining about how bad it is, and people still think it's so fucking good over in Ameristan and everything will be fixed if they can just run away over there