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Anonymous No.718358429 >>718359668 >>718360959 >>718365158 >>718366308 >>718366931 >>718368350 >>718370120 >>718371624 >>718382095 >>718386182 >>718388852 >>718401489 >>718401620 >>718408724 >>718409970 >>718411707 >>718412882
Kind Miquella
Anonymous No.718358508 >>718360498
Im not gay but id hug him.
Anonymous No.718358569 >>718360498 >>718368862
Im not gay but id let her impregnate me
Anonymous No.718358647 >>718360498
Im not gay but id suck his penis every morning
Anonymous No.718358649 >>718360498
Im not gay but id impregnate him
Anonymous No.718358798 >>718360498
im not gay but id frot with him
Anonymous No.718358865
I'm not gay. That's it, I wouldn't do any gay shit.
Anonymous No.718358996 >>718359021 >>718364736 >>718370190 >>718370930
I'm gay
Anonymous No.718359021 >>718364235 >>718365138
>>718358996
That better be a man
Anonymous No.718359668
>>718358429 (OP)
Rapunzel with a penis.
Anonymous No.718360498 >>718360636
>>718358508
>>718358569
>>718358647
>>718358649
>>718358798
Its not gay if you arent looking at them directly, touch balls or hold hands in public
Anonymous No.718360636 >>718360886 >>718382135
>>718360498
I want to do those things tho
Anonymous No.718360886
>>718360636
Fake Rabi warned me about balljobs being gay
Anonymous No.718360959
>>718358429 (OP)
I'm a huge bisexual fag and would suck his cock, his tight booty, and plough him endlessly.
Anonymous No.718361020 >>718361954 >>718367507 >>718377681 >>718397148
WHY IS /v/ SUDDENLY RAPING EVIL BOYS?
Anonymous No.718361954
>>718361020
>out of 10
Anonymous No.718362053
Miquella is cute, he is very rapeable
Anonymous No.718362271
I'm so fucking glad the world is promoting cute boys more and more
Its such a good aesthetic, I hope it becomes normalized for men to be able to wear cute clothes
Anonymous No.718364235 >>718370190 >>718370930
>>718359021
>does he know?
Anonymous No.718364736 >>718365443 >>718365540
>>718358996
>the only dudes who pull off looking like chicks have to be boney thin skeletons because the minute they pack on any fat or muscle it'll go to their man skeleton frame and kill their entire look
Lmao, call me when they can get the thick thighs and voluptuous waist of a woman and I'll be gay yesterday
Anonymous No.718365035
I don't regret not having played Elden Ring anymore now that it's retroactively a faggot game.
Anonymous No.718365138 >>718391938 >>718399134 >>718405482
>>718359021
That's Liev Schreiber's sondaughterwife if I'm not mistaken
Anonymous No.718365158
>>718358429 (OP)
He's reserved for that one female knight who literally have onirism to him
Anonymous No.718365394 >>718365474
death to miquella and the fraudulent harlots progeny
Anonymous No.718365443
>>718364736
visit /gif/ threads someday
https://spankbang.party/9lbrt/playlist/tgirl+evelynforever/
Anonymous No.718365474 >>718365614
>>718365394
>promised consort
>you're the only one for me i just need to go to the stars to explore my options
>wait for me
Anonymous No.718365540
>>718364736
bailey jay is doin p good she's gotten chunky
Anonymous No.718365610 >>718365717 >>718366036 >>718367602
Miquella abandoned his love despite claiming to want an age of love, and thus Miquella abandoned his very goals for a worthless amount of power. A god that tries to charm people into having something he personally discarded as a liability is never going to bring about a better world, or even a good one.
Anonymous No.718365614 >>718410814
>>718365474
>only way to seethe about ranni is to make shit up
feels good being elden lord
Anonymous No.718365717 >>718366131 >>718367602
>>718365610
Very big character defining moment for Miquella that he literally did not have to do that for godhood, but he did anyways. Was a bad apple from the start
Anonymous No.718366036
>>718365610
trvke, id rather destroy the entire world than let that faggot win
Anonymous No.718366131 >>718367602
>>718365717
Literally everyone that got pushed out of his mom's pussy was fucked from the beginning.
Anonymous No.718366308 >>718366427 >>718366484 >>718366623 >>718366651 >>718366931 >>718404273
>>718358429 (OP)
>see cute femboy
>dick gets hard
>find out it's actually just a girl
>dick becomes a noodle

this has become increasingly common as of late.
is it too late for me?
Anonymous No.718366427
>>718366308
Why do you say he's a girl?
Anonymous No.718366484
>>718366308
Miquella is a trap, anon.
He's got a dick.
Anonymous No.718366623 >>718366931
>>718366308
>watch straight porn
>no reaction
>jerking off with an anon
>fattest boner with the fattest load
It be like that
Anonymous No.718366651 >>718366718 >>718366814 >>718366931 >>718367179 >>718367242
>>718366308
Women fear what they cannot have, so they are forced to create poor imitations of what we are naturally blessed with.
https://files.catbox.moe/6o3vgy.jpg
Anonymous No.718366718 >>718366780
>>718366651
Who is this semen demon
Anonymous No.718366780 >>718366813 >>718367179 >>718367242 >>718373370
>>718366718
That's me, anon. I'm glad you like.
https://files.catbox.moe/efqc11.PNG
Anonymous No.718366813 >>718366917
>>718366780
I wanna punch you in the tummy
Anonymous No.718366814 >>718366917
>>718366651
>this fag again
welp
Anonymous No.718366905
>1 minute apart
Anonymous No.718366917 >>718367074 >>718367098 >>718367179
>>718366814
We were here before you, and we'll be here long after your departure.
I'm merely upholding these threads' tradition.

>>718366813
That would be VERY painful...
Anonymous No.718366931 >>718367138
>>718358429 (OP)
>>718366308
>>718366623
>>718366651

20 years from now the Log Cabin Republicans will be replaced by TradFemboys Society.
I ain't even kidding.
Anonymous No.718367074
>>718366917
Kill yourself.
Anonymous No.718367098
>>718366917
no it wouldn't be, I'm pretty weak...
Anonymous No.718367138
>>718366931
>2040: "The left are the real MAPphobes!"
Anonymous No.718367176
faggot erp in my elden ring thread? its more likely than you think
Anonymous No.718367179 >>718367216
>>718366651
>>718366780
>>718366917
You will NEVER be a pretty trap like Miquella, stop shitting up best boy's threads.
Anonymous No.718367216 >>718388071
>>718367179
I'm no trap, I'm just another boy. Granted, I'm not fictional, but I make decent porn all the same.
Anonymous No.718367242 >>718367280 >>718367356 >>718367409
>>718366651
>>718366780
Is this bighat?
Anonymous No.718367280 >>718367309
>>718367242
It is, I've been doing a little revamping and upgrading, things have never been better before now.
Anonymous No.718367309 >>718367360 >>718367395 >>718367409
>>718367280
post more pics already
Anonymous No.718367356 >>718367392 >>718367395
>>718367242
Yeah, he shits up every thread and scare off actual pretty guys out of jealously
Anonymous No.718367360
>>718367309
Don't encourage his faggotry.
Anonymous No.718367392
>>718367356
Is he the scatfag too
Anonymous No.718367395 >>718367490 >>718367504 >>718368625 >>718369660 >>718373370
>>718367309
Sure, dork.
https://files.catbox.moe/1g0ln2.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/yo8che.PNG
https://files.catbox.moe/mpgjdx.jpg
>>718367356
Nice headcanon.
Anonymous No.718367409
>>718367242
Local nigger, attention whore, and /soc/ reject.
>>718367309
Kill yourself.
Anonymous No.718367485
Post chin
Anonymous No.718367490 >>718367714
>>718367395
thanks your tummy looks very punchable in the last pic
Anonymous No.718367504 >>718367714
>>718367395
>I-I don't r-remember that, HEADCANON! HEADCANON!
Classic narcissist
Anonymous No.718367507
>>718361020
Miquella is perfect, not evil
Anonymous No.718367602 >>718368062
>>718365610
>>718365717
>>718366131
You're all fucking stupid. He threw away what would have cause him to be a biased God. Not even Trina says that he was unfit for godhood, but that she wanted you to save him from serving mankind.
Anonymous No.718367714 >>718367878 >>718368184 >>718369282
>>718367504
I'm just here to make stuff and participate in boy threads, I don't care about any drama you want to try forcing.

>>718367490
I am breddy proud of it.
https://files.catbox.moe/argwmo.jpg
Anonymous No.718367870
I love boys
Not men, boys
Anonymous No.718367878 >>718367961
>>718367714
>I'm just here to make stuff about me, I don't care about any person's feelings, specially when I hurt them for daring to take attention off me innocently.
We know
Anonymous No.718367961 >>718368162 >>718368178
>>718367878
Well whatever it is you're raving about, its apparent you're the only one who cares.
Anonymous No.718368062 >>718368596 >>718383468
>>718367602
The DLC makes the case a great many times he can't fulfill his own promises and taglines if he's an emotionless robot of a deity, and throwing away his love makes basically everything he's staked his claim to godhood on into a lie
>Trina
Trina says godhood would be a prison for him and she's supposed to be emblematic of his capacity for compassion, a Cerulean Coast cross before the Stone Fissure one also says he had to throw away his doubts and indecisiveness before he could actually commit to throwing away St. Trina

The only character read for Miquella that doesn't stretch proof is that he might have had ideas of being a benevolent god up until the moment he threw away St. Trina, at which point it was ALL power instead of mostly power, and he had to pick away more and more of who he is as a person (literally throwing it away- Empyrean-blood Burgeon items for St. Trina and Miquella both are present at crosses and St. Trina's resting site, Miquella was very literally removing his flesh and aspects of his personality from himself) to even be capable of making that kind of a decision

Godhood is not presented as a good thing to seek, and a ghost at the Stone Fissure cross asks why in the absolute fuck he threw away St. Trina, the embodiment of the love he says he would rule by

The obvious answer is that Miquella's own conclusion for a new age of love was to remove conflict through charming everyone (the Hornsent himself says this outright that the only thing keeping him from attacking everyone was Miquella's charm, in Ansbach's case Miquella also had to dull his wits considerably to keep him in line and it STILL didn't keep him from looking for crosses to figure out what he was doing), and failing a charm, Radahn will just kill them if they cause conflict
Anonymous No.718368162
>>718367961
>I don't remember, nobody cares anyway
Can't make this up
Anonymous No.718368178
>>718367961
You're a faggot and this isn't a /soc/ thread. Piss off.
Anonymous No.718368184
>>718367714
Kill yourself.
Anonymous No.718368350
>>718358429 (OP)
Miquella was an absolute retard who wanted to strip everyone of free will
Anonymous No.718368595 >>718381106
Anonymous No.718368596 >>718368690 >>718368846 >>718372012 >>718388676
>>718368062
>The DLC makes the case a great many times he can't fulfill his own promises
Not one person in the entire DLC suggests he'd be a bad god. Three people oppose his apotheosis:
1. You, because Miquella picked a different lord
2. Trina, who thinks Miquella's path of self sacrifice is too costly and sees killing him as mercy towards him
3. Ansbach, an evil murderer who is upset that Miquella didn't let his evil murderer demigod become a divine lord
>if he's an emotionless robot of a deity,
He's not. He's an entity of universal benevolence. It was "love", that is, personal, passionate love, that led Marika to genocide whole civilizations, and later to shatter the elden ring. Miquella discarded his ability to prefer certain people on an individual level to avoid such misteps.
>Trina says godhood would be a prison for him
Yes, she refused to accept his decision to sacrifice parts of his own personality, so he removed her. In fact, he removed her on the surface of the coast (you can tell because there's purple flowers there),, it was HER doubts and vacillation. He then carried her down into the fissure and dropped her.
>The only character read for Miquella that doesn't stretch proof is that he might have had ideas of being a benevolent god up until the moment he threw away St. Trina,
Wrong. Trina IS Miquella. It was yet another act of self sacrifice. He took the selfish part of himself and burried it in a hole and sealed it away.
>Godhood is not presented as a good thing to seek,
Not intrinsically, no. That's not what Miquella was doing. He didn't need to sacrifice anything to be a god, just as Marika didn't. The point of his path was to become WORTHY of divinity.
>The obvious answer is that Miquella's own conclusion for a new age of love was to remove conflict through charming everyone
True. Probably by manipulating the elden ring with his circlet of light.
Anonymous No.718368625
>>718367395
wait you have a foreskin?
Anonymous No.718368690 >>718368998
>>718368596
>Not one person in the entire DLC suggests he'd be a bad god.
nigga that stone fissure cross ghost actually specifically directly asks how he's supposed to follow his own word after removing his capacity for love
Anonymous No.718368747 >>718368820 >>718368872 >>718368884 >>718369147 >>718369772 >>718371005 >>718371415 >>718372056 >>718383641 >>718385704 >>718386662 >>718395514 >>718410628 >>718420148
how do i get out of the prison gay phase?
ive fapped to traps/femboys/futa for over a decade, but i tell people im straight.
Anonymous No.718368820
>>718368747
You dont
Anonymous No.718368846 >>718371993
>>718368596
>3. Ansbach, an evil murderer
Ah we're a bussy apologist.
Anonymous No.718368862 >>718404993
>>718358569
This is actually a meta post because if the poster is a girl, it makes perfect sense. Miquella looks like a girl, so being a girl and fucking Miquella would be gay. At the same time, the femanon would let Miquella impregnate her, implying that the femanon might be gay and yet not gay at the same time.
Anonymous No.718368872 >>718368885
>>718368747
you realize you're gynophlic, gynomorphophilic, gynandromorphophilic even, and get on living your heterosexual life
Anonymous No.718368884
>>718368747
give it a shot IRL and if that does it for you, you're gay, if not, you're straight.
Its not rocket surgery.
For most prison gay anons, the IRL experience is so far from the idealized porno fantasy that it shocks them out of it completely
Anonymous No.718368885 >>718369894
>>718368872
Wtf do those words even mean bro
Anonymous No.718368932 >>718377610
Marika fucked up everything
Anonymous No.718368998 >>718370997
>>718368690
And the answer is obvious, you don't need to love someone to do right by them. Good people do what is right in regards to total strangers. It is benevolence, not passion, which makes the world a better place. Trina's love is diametrically opposed to the order of universal light that Miquella would create. The only Trina follower in the game tries to murder you out of bitter jealousy, born of love. The hornsent invades you out of such love. Marika burned the world down out of such love. It's not something man can't or shouldn't have, but unfit for a god.
Anonymous No.718369147 >>718369236
>>718368747
real people are gross
and if you have sex with a real guy you would think its gross
Anonymous No.718369236 >>718369595
>>718369147
Depends on if the guy knows what he's doing and suitably preps himself.
Sex with cute guys with fat arses is awesome.
Anonymous No.718369282
>>718367714
Which videogame are you in?
Anonymous No.718369595 >>718369664
>>718369236
have you had sex with any man?
Anonymous No.718369660 >>718369701
>>718367395
you need a cage
Anonymous No.718369664 >>718369759 >>718369929
>>718369595
Many. A few twinks but mostly femboys.
Anonymous No.718369680
Upvoted
Anonymous No.718369701 >>718369759
>>718369660
Never! Awful aesthetic, I hate cages.
Anonymous No.718369759 >>718369892 >>718369967
>>718369664
I am surprised their are sexually active people here
most "gays" here can not even find partners in cities in blue states
>>718369701
do you have a foreskin?
Anonymous No.718369772
>>718368747
Claim to be straight so that people doubt you on that instead
Anonymous No.718369892
>>718369759
I'm not in yankeeland.
I live in Brighton and it's faggot central here, finding boys to fuck is easy as all hell.
Anonymous No.718369894
>>718368885
that's your homework, I can only point you the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPJQbB2o8Es
Anonymous No.718369929 >>718369967 >>718369968
>>718369664
what's the difference (in real life, not 2d)
Anonymous No.718369967 >>718369996 >>718370024
>>718369759
>>718369929
He’s larping
Anonymous No.718369968
>>718369929
Twinks are just slim dudes.
Femboys put effort into being girly, try to get fat arses, and often come along dressed in cute clothes.
Anonymous No.718369996
>>718369967
You wish, wannabe gay boy.
Grindr exists, look it up. Fucking cute boys in the gayest city in England is the easiest thing in the world.
Anonymous No.718370024
>>718369967
that's not what that word means
Anonymous No.718370082 >>718370135 >>718370141 >>718370223 >>718370232
why can't all whitebois look like this
Anonymous No.718370120 >>718370240
>>718358429 (OP)
Sorapoi please stop drawing gay shit
Anonymous No.718370135
>>718370082
people are not drawings
Anonymous No.718370141
>>718370082
Because traps cannot into 3D.
Anonymous No.718370190
>>718358996
>>718364235
god I would pay millions to see her getting blacked
Anonymous No.718370223
>>718370082
They look aite
Anonymous No.718370232 >>718370268 >>718370361
>>718370082
Many lack the guts
Anonymous No.718370240 >>718370454
>>718370120
WDYM?
This was the last thing he drew.
Anonymous No.718370268
>>718370232
>chin
Yikes
Anonymous No.718370297 >>718370415 >>718370418
50% of players are in denial about Miquella being the obvious best ending for the shit world that is the lands between
The other 50% of players rather let the world die than getting the gay
Anonymous No.718370361 >>718371124
>>718370232
>star of David
It all makes sense.
Anonymous No.718370415 >>718370523 >>718370592
>>718370297
>50% of players are in denial about Miquella being the obvious best ending for the shit world that is the lands between
Miquella's ending is total control over every living being. If that's your ideal world, then move to israel already.
Anonymous No.718370418
>>718370297
>The other 50% of players rather let the world die than getting the gay
It's worse than that, they are personally offended at the idea of not being able to murder people even if it applies to everyone
Anonymous No.718370454
>>718370240
zamn
Anonymous No.718370523 >>718370642
>>718370415
>Trap goddess (male) has supreme authority over everyone and gets to make more traps
>This is a bad thing
Anonymous No.718370592
>>718370415
It's not total control, you just can't chimp out anymore. Good people would barely be affected.
Anonymous No.718370642 >>718370685
>>718370523
Having long hair does not make you a trap
Anonymous No.718370685 >>718371080
>>718370642
No, but having the perfect body shape and facial features of a girl whilst having a dick and balls certainly does.
Anonymous No.718370930 >>718371124
>>718358996
>>718364235
good, now post xer 2025 look
Anonymous No.718370997 >>718371223
>>718368998
Goodness and benevolence is reliant on empathy which is reliant on a capacity for love.
Rote repetition of acts that are called 'good' in some laboratory setting isn't goodness or kindness. It is blind and unable to change or adapt to shifting scenarios or desires or needs. At best Godquella would be an autistic retard that was unable to understand what goodness meant but would try copying what he saw of it because that was what his programming said.
At worst, and more realistically, he became his mother, but worse. At least Marika could love people, even if she more often was brutally violent.
Anonymous No.718371005
>>718368747
by losing virgin
Anonymous No.718371021 >>718371261
Alright stop talking about this faggot
Talk about my beautiful wife Ranni
Anonymous No.718371080
>>718370685
>No, but having the perfect body shape and facial features of a girl
He has the same proportions as Messmer. Except in the final cutscene which was a flashback to when he had the body of a child.
Anonymous No.718371124 >>718373829
>>718370361
based noticer
have a kike on a stick one

>>718370930
those are from last month tho, or do you mean the clubbing and beach ones from last week?
make them yourself lazy ass: https://urlebird.com/user/angelfacegangster/
Anonymous No.718371223 >>718371674 >>718372112
>>718370997
>empathy which is reliant on a capacity for love.
No, it isn't, not for an actually good person. You can and should be kind to others even irrespective of whether you do or would like them personally.
>It is blind and unable to change or adapt to shifting scenarios or desires or needs.
Morality is not subjective.
>At worst, and more realistically, he became his mother, but worse.
He was exactly the opposite of Marika. She ruined the world because she dragged her passions and biases and regret with her into apotheosis. Miquella tore away every imperfection to become a spiritual entity of pure goodness.
Anonymous No.718371261
>>718371021
It's funny how her soul sticks out of her puppet because it's shaped like her aunt instead of her real body
Anonymous No.718371415
>>718368747
You are just a horny man, and you like the female image, retard.
Anonymous No.718371624
>>718358429 (OP)
we need more extremely long haired characters. it heals the world
Anonymous No.718371674 >>718372112 >>718372281
>>718371223
Love doesn't have to be personal.
A guy like the Buddha or Jesus didn't love every individual personally. But instead had universal love for humanity that drove them.
But love is necessary for empathy. You have to potentially love someone to actually be able to feel actionable empathy for them. Something that you could never love, you could never feel empathy for.

Morality could be called objective.
But the needs of a people under a God are not objective. They are subjective and ever changing and shifting. A loving God must be able to change and adapt as people's needs change and adapt. To know when to be firm and intervene or when to back off and let people stand on their own. How to handle heresy or schismatics without becoming tyrannical. How to deal with fulfilling needs without creating indolence. Etc.
But Godquella couldn't do that any more. Because his ability to understand others was crippled because he could no longer love someone else. And therefore couldn't achieve the state of mind necessary for empathy.

Marika tainted her Godhood by entering it in a cloud of rage and betrayal and hatred, from her outwards and from outwards into her. This left a rotten core in her system that she'd never be able to pare out. Her desire to destroy all that opposed her drove her to be the worst version of herself possible.
Miquella on the hand tainted his Godhood by getting rid of every likeable aspect of himself and leaving himself with just ambition and a drive to gain power. His desire to destroy all that opposed him, for that is the only aspect of his self that was left, would only make him the worst possible version of himself in the end.
Anonymous No.718371993 >>718372321
>>718368846
he's just horny for miquella and wanted an ending for him. he's in every thread. imagine going down into the depths of the cerulean coast and not reading the insanely bleak portrait being painted because you have a fascination with man ass.
Anonymous No.718372012 >>718372602
>>718368596
>Probably by manipulating the elden ring with his circlet of light.
Part of the vow was letting Radahn engage in his Godfrey larp by fighting and killing everyone who won’t comply. Miquella’s first act as a god is for him to do just that to (You), which he is content with, seeing as β€œheart stolen” is a different fail state of the fight and he has no qualms with Radahn murdering Ansbach and Thiollier in the same moment. Between this and Freyja’s dialogue, it’s clear Miquella would have just been as violent as Marika at upholding his ideal state, especially seeing as his charm did nothing to hold back Radahn’s and Mohg’s inherent bloodlust.

The Ymir questline should have spelled out that Miquella was just going to become Marika 2.0 but even more retarded. Ymir undermines his own confidence in Miquella’s ability to rise above Marika through how he engages with succeeding Metyr. He lambasts Metyr’s competence as a finger mother, but suffers a psychological breakdown the exact moment he becomes the finger mother he believed could surpass her. Within two minutes in-universe he became just as pathetic as it took his predecessor to become over literal billions of years. Miquella traced Marika’s steps, found his own Godfrey, and somehow believed he could manage what she couldn’t simply because he got rid of his ability to doubt his own decisions.
Anonymous No.718372056 >>718420148
>>718368747
It's just a fetish you have.
Anonymous No.718372112 >>718372321 >>718372652
>>718371223
>>718371674
>arguing over the retcon-laced abortion that is Turdtree's """lore"""
Anonymous No.718372118
Okay, I never played the Shadow of the Erdtree DLC but I just saw Miquella's ending and the Radahn boss fight. You're telling me Mohglester445 wasn't actually a gay pedo and was just controlled by Miquella?
Anonymous No.718372281 >>718391423
>>718371674
>Love doesn't have to be personal.
Trina's love does. It's very specifically a passionate, personal love. Indeed, he threw away Trina specifically because she loved him so much that she refused to accept his decision to sacrifice himself.
>A guy like the Buddha or Jesus didn't love every individual personally. But instead had universal love for humanity that drove them.
This love, as the greeks called it "agape", is exactly what Miquella is and represents. Because he is one of the most on the nose allegories for Jesus in any video game.
>You have to potentially love someone to actually be able to feel actionable empathy for them.
No, you don't. In fact to be truly benevolent you need to be able to have empathy for people you actively dislike.
>But the needs of a people under a God are not objective. They are subjective and ever changing and shifting. A loving God must be able to change and adapt as people's needs change and adapt.
Nobody "needs" what Miquella rejects. War, murder, vengeance, hatred. The only people who find the implication of his rule to be distasteful are those who cling to the notion that they have the fundamental right to bring aggression to others. Such people deserve to be stripped of such notions. In fact that's the kindest option for them.
>Miquella on the hand tainted his Godhood by getting rid of every likeable aspect of himself
No, Trina was not "every likable aspect of himself". He gave up his mortal moral weaknesses and his capacity to deviate from a path of pure benevolence. The "cage", as Trina puts it, is one of unbreakable principle. She loathes the idea of it because she is selfish, as her love is selfish.
Anonymous No.718372321 >>718372598
>>718372112
Kill yourself, tranny
>>718371993
It's bleak and sad, and you drew literally the opposite conclusion than was intended, mostly because people forget that Trina IS Miquella, or at least is OF him.
Anonymous No.718372369
MIQUELLA BAD
RANNI GOOD
Anonymous No.718372598 >>718372645
>>718372321
>than was intended
oh so you have some developer commentary confirming that miquella wasn't deceptive and manipulative and was an objective force for good? no faggot, you just have your interpretation.
>Because he is one of the most on the nose allegories for Jesus in any video game.
if you have a reddit tier understanding of scripture and only read the game through the context of your subjective and dubious interpretation, sure
Anonymous No.718372602
>>718372012
>Part of the vow was letting Radahn engage in his Godfrey larp by fighting and killing everyone who won’t comply
Headcanon.
>Miquella’s first act as a god is for him to do just that to (You),
He asks you to not interfere and then tries to subdue you non-lethally, in fact he's the only person in any From game to do so.
>and he has no qualms with Radahn murdering Ansbach and Thiollier in the same moment.
He can and will charm Ansbach and Thiollier to take them out of the fight. They also don't die, but simply stop fighting, it's only you that dies. Whether that's just a gameplay mechanic or whether Marika is pulling the plug to reset you is up to speculation.
>especially seeing as his charm did nothing to hold back Radahn’s and Mohg’s inherent bloodlust.
You literally see Miquella instantly calm Radahn down in the phase transition cutscene
>Ymir undermines his own confidence in Miquella’s ability to rise above Marika through how he engages with succeeding Metyr. He lambasts Metyr’s competence as a finger mother, but suffers a psychological breakdown the exact moment he becomes the finger mother he believed could surpass her.
Ymir tried to become finger mother out of hate and regret and jealousy and did not go about it in a way that would protect him from Metyr's fate. Miquella's entire journey of self sacrifice was specifically because he knew that he needed to fundamentally alter himself in order to become trustworthy for apotheosis.
>and somehow believed he could manage what she couldn’t simply because he got rid of his ability to doubt his own decisions.
He got rid of his ability to do anything but be universally good to everyone. He eliminated his ability to care about certain people more than others and of himself above others. He eliminated his ability to fear or regret being locked into his role or to change his mind about it. It was a self sacrifice made out of pure selflessness.
Anonymous No.718372645 >>718372936
>>718372598
>oh so you have some developer commentary confirming that miquella wasn't deceptive and manipulative and was an objective force for good?
Yes, the fact that this is how he is described by every character in the entire fucking game, even by Ansbach after the charm brbeaks.
>if you have a reddit tier understanding of scripture
It's the redditors like you who say Miquella is evil or "manipulative" or "FOLLOWING LE STEPS OF MARIKA"
Anonymous No.718372652
>>718372112
The only real retcon I can think of is what Malenia even fought Radahn for (stated to be the Shattering and part of the larger demigod war of succession in light of the Elden Ring's destruction) and even then it's more supplying an additional reason on top of the existing one. Basegame already implied Miquella was charming the living hell out of everyone around him.
Anonymous No.718372936 >>718373059 >>718373347
>>718372645
>Yes, the fact that this is how he is described by every character in the entire fucking game, even by Ansbach after the charm brbeaks.
who? the band of hawks all have extremely dubious personal reasons for following him which plays out in the arena fight. they dont extoll miquellas virtues and hope for a new world free of violence, on the contrary, freyja wants more of it. moore is delusional and wants a love that miquella de facto cannot give. they dont orate about the particulars of how miquella will actually save anyone. how much more obvious could his ascension taking place on top of a mound of fossilized viscera and bones be? you are insanely tone deaf. his ascension was a compromise, not a sacrificial victory
Anonymous No.718373059 >>718373123
>>718372936
>band of hawks
Are you guys still talking about Elden Ring? Actually your entire post just sounds like fucking Berserk.
Anonymous No.718373123
>>718373059
miquella has a little gang of mind controlled knights and i refer to them by the Berserk reference intentionally to be glib.
Anonymous No.718373347 >>718373646
>>718372936
>the band of hawks
The most reddit take of all "MIQUELLA IS LE GRIFFITH"
>all have extremely dubious personal reasons for following him
No, they all have extremely good reasons for following him.
>on the contrary, freyja wants more of it.
Freya wants combat. This Miquella need not deny, especially in a setting where riskless fights to the death via summoning are canon
>moore is delusional and wants a love that miquella de facto cannot give.
He can be loved by his community which Miquella would make of the whole world. He only succumbs to despair if you kill his kindred.
>how much more obvious could his ascension taking place on top of a mound of fossilized viscera and bones be?
The same place where Marika ascended when it was covered in blood and gore. Miquella stands as a perfect glowing god overcoming an ancient crime, and will bring peace to a world ravaged by wars born of selfishness and hate. From is not subtle with their art design and tone, if they meant for there to be anything ominous or evil about Miquella, it would be evident. Instead they made him and his lord look perfect, gave him a beautiful theme full of beauty and hope, and had him be the only enemy in ANY game they've EVER made that will attempt to win non-lethally. Do you think that means nothing?
>his ascension was a compromise, not a sacrificial victory
He destroyed much of his own personality to accomplish it. Miquella the person is no more, what's left is a god without imperfections that make a human, human.
Anonymous No.718373370 >>718373631
>>718366780
>>718367395
Alberta?
Anonymous No.718373576
Don't mind if I do!
Anonymous No.718373631
>>718373370
Used to be in Alaska.
Not anymore, now.
Anonymous No.718373646 >>718374072
>>718373347
youre gonna call someone else reddit when you unironically write sentences like
>this miquella need not deny
lmao i get it you read bleak house once
>The same place where Marika ascended when it was covered in blood and gore.
a literary guy like you might recognize this as a parallel instead of trying twist all the imagery to suit your homolust fueled interpretations. miquella rises in a kind of satanic false glory after trudging his half brother up from the dead and mindcontrolling him before getting snubbed out by the player character who has spent the entire playtime uprooting a completely broken system comprised of people with hubristic ideals. but this time it's different because miquella is pretty
Anonymous No.718373829
>>718371124
Yikes
Anonymous No.718374072 >>718374640
>>718373646
Charles Dickens was a fag
>a literary guy like you might recognize this as a parallel
It's an anti-parallel.
>to suit your homolust fueled interpretations
Miquella has no butthole, can't feel romance, and has the proportions of a hungry skeleton
>miquella rises in a kind of satanic false glory
No, it's just regular glory. Everyone praises him including those who oppose him. His goals are audible and his methodology is almost cartoonishly perfect. Literally the only thing stopping him is your selfish ambition, which the game openly admits.
>but this time it's different because miquella is pretty
He's not even.
>the player character who has spent the entire playtime uprooting a completely broken system
You are the defender of the old order. Unless you're a chaos fag.
Anonymous No.718374640 >>718374873
>>718374072
>Literally the only thing stopping him is your selfish ambition, which the game openly admits.
youre willfully ignoring the intended RP aspects of this game. one of the big reasons from a d&d plotbuilding perspective to meet st. trina is to have plausible deniability and flexibility for your characters actions. you could be putting down miquella out of a genuine mercy, or also out of a belief that he wouldn't be a good ruler. thats the other big reason i cant side with your interpretation, it makes the tarnished unambiguously evil which i dont think is the case.
>You are the defender of the old order.
stars ending also obliterates the old order, just through abandonment instead of destruction. you saw the trailer and assumed it would be a clear cut "miquella is a good guy" kinda thing and now you post in every miquella thread about your take because you started with that premise and let it cloud your experience and cant tolerate that other people see it differently. i think it dovetails perfectly with the themes of the game that the current order cannot fix itself. miquella came from the golden order era and was unable to extract himself from his own context. he tried, similar to several other antagonists in the game, to mend things with an eye to the past, including trying in his own way to bring back the glory days of a young radahn. this flies in the face of miyazakis autistic hammering on the theme of "let the past go". miquella is another iteration of marikas world, and his tragedy is that he traded away the valuable to try to stop the inevitable, which was the end of a dying system, himself included. he tried to cure himself and the world through power, and it didnt work. i think that's a much more compelling story than "ummm he waa actually perfect and the player character is objectively evil and this is a game that culminates in the rejection of salvation teehee". it's hacky writing because YOU came up with it, not the devs.
Anonymous No.718374873 >>718375360
>>718374640
>youre willfully ignoring the intended RP aspects of this game.
No, From did when they wrote the DLC, unfortunately. The game very explicitly states, through multiple pieces of dialogue and even item descriptions, that your contention is over his threat to your throne.
>thats the other big reason i cant side with your interpretation, it makes the tarnished unambiguously evil which i dont think is the case.
I agree it's lazy and not how I would have done it, but it is what we got
>stars ending also obliterates the old order, just through abandonment instead of destruction.
Abandoning something is not destroying it.
>you saw the trailer and assumed it would be a clear cut "miquella is a good guy" kinda thing and now you post in every miquella thread about your take because you started with that premise
You went in assuming he'd be a secret bad guy and now you pretend you were validated even though everyone in the whole DLC sucks his dick. There was a secret twist villain, and it's (you). This is hinted at when you start to see grace lines again and confirmed when you confront Leda in Enir Ilim.
>miquella came from the golden order era and was unable to extract himself from his own context.
Much of his path was literally about extracting himself from the his lineage.
>this flies in the face of miyazakis autistic hammering on the theme of "let the past go".
Miquella's order is a more radical departure from the status quo than anything the tarnished can do short of outright destroying the world.
>and this is a game that culminates in the rejection of salvation teehee
This is the plot and people like you prove you would do it even in real life. Calling Miquella a faggot and acting like not being able to murder people is total mind control and the end of free will. It sickens me.
Anonymous No.718375086
death to miquella and miquella apologists
Anonymous No.718375096 >>718376095
>no one caught his baits so he had to post his shitpipe without anyone requesting it
Slow day with your simps?
Anonymous No.718375360 >>718375804
>>718374873
>This is the plot and people like you prove you would do it even in real life. Calling Miquella a faggot and acting like not being able to murder people is total mind control and the end of free will. It sickens me.
dont be retarded, i wouldnt murder someone in real life. this alone betrays the headspace that you have. you honestly think that my views on a videogame villain show i would kill someone in real life. it's just obvious to anyone with a pulse that you have an autistic obsession with miquella being a good guy. you dont like the dlc because you didnt get an age of love ending and call people who disagree with your interpretation would be murders. you outed yourself as not being an autistic videogame and story lover, but someone genuinely mentally ill. you couldnt be more obvious that you symbolize miquella with real world justice, complete with a conspiracy theory about how from intentionally (or do you claim it was incompetence?) made the tarnished unambiguously evil.

no one wants to get away with murder, they just intuit that miquellas mind control would be used to consolidate power. it wouldn't stop at preventing violence. he would continue allowing violence that suits his own ends, and the restrictions on everyone else would grow along with his ambitions. the presence of radahn alone symbolizes this. he needs muscle, despite his apparent intentions to rid the world of violence. hilariously, you yourself showcase this same hubris by calling me, again, a would-be murderer for disagreeing with you about a videogame.
Anonymous No.718375804 >>718376203
>>718375360
>you dont like the dlc
Who said that? If I couldn't tolerate a shit ending I can't play any of these games. It's an overall great DLC for a great game, and despite my misgivings over the narrative conclusion, at least it follows a coherent line of logic.
>complete with a conspiracy theory about how from intentionally (or do you claim it was incompetence?) made the tarnished unambiguously evil.
It's not a conspiracy theory, it's just writing. And it's nothing new. Most of these games are written to allow at least the opporunity to be a real sick bastard in ways most games wouldn't. Like Elden Ring's poopy rapey ending, or murdering Anri or the Firekeeper in DS3, or the Shura route in Sekiro.
>it wouldn't stop at preventing violence. he would continue allowing violence that suits his own ends, and the restrictions on everyone else would grow along with his ambitions.
The whole point of the "cage" is to prevent such a possibility.
>the presence of radahn alone symbolizes this. he needs muscle, despite his apparent intentions to rid the world of violence.
He needs Radahn to beat Radagon
Anonymous No.718376095
>>718375096
Its never a slow day, I just always like making time for a fun /v/ boys thread.
Anonymous No.718376203 >>718376425
>>718375804
>The whole point of the "cage" is to prevent such a possibility.
conjecture. i could just as easily argue that the cage is his new lack of love. that godhood in elden ring is simply a warpath of power seeking, and that miquellas ascension isn't to our idea of divinity, but to the fromsoft idea, which is basically just "i need to be in control, one more era and i can finally fix it".
>He needs Radahn to beat Radagon
sure, and marika needed godhood to escape/defeat a genuinely psychopathicly violent culture. you just think that miquella is beat for beat retracing her steps and delving backwards deep into marikas shadowy path because he genuinely has the key to righting everyones wrongs and that the tarnished can't possibly be a more moral contender for the throne. ill let anyone reading decide whose interpretation is more plausible given froms catalog.

anyhow ill leave you here because while youre cogent, you have an actual serious psychological hangup which causes you to post in every single one of these threads without fail and pathologize people you dont agree with as criminals. if i were you id step away from screens for a long time and fix your living situation.
Anonymous No.718376425 >>718388870
>>718376203
>conjecture. i could just as easily argue that the cage is his new lack of love.
Not mutually exclusive. Love is a powerful motivator for great and terrible things.
>you just think that miquella is beat for beat retracing her steps
Marika didn't do any of this shit
>and that the tarnished can't possibly be a more moral contender for the throne
The game directly tells us why the tarnished opposes him; rivalry, nothing more or less. Though worth noting this is presented morally neutrally, with only Leda condemning the tarnished for his choice.
>anyhow ill leave you here because while youre cogent, you have an actual serious psychological hangup which causes you to post in every single one of these threads without fail
I'll stop correcting you when you stop being retarded. Goodnight.
Anonymous No.718377610
>>718368932
Where is the sauce, anon...
Anonymous No.718377681
>>718361020
I want to get mind-contolled and raped by him tho
Anonymous No.718378703 >>718382042 >>718383368 >>718392404 >>718392637
>Don't you DARE approach Miquella the Kind
Our response?
Anonymous No.718381106
>>718368595
Yes
Anonymous No.718382042
>>718378703
I summon Ansbach and Thiollier.
Anonymous No.718382095
>>718358429 (OP)
Why the fuck did I fap to him
Anonymous No.718382135
>>718360636
Just remember to say "no homo" and you're good.
Anonymous No.718383368
>>718378703
The ultimate Fag-Hag lol.
Anonymous No.718383468 >>718396641 >>718403328
>>718368062
Why'd he throw away all that shit anyway, Marika ascended just fine. Psychotic and genocidal, but fine.
Anonymous No.718383641
>>718368747
Nothing gay about liking some fat dick anon
Anonymous No.718385704 >>718400403
>>718368747
I unironically went through a similar phasr and got rock hard for traps to the point i tried hooking up with one on grindr, it was hot af when they were sucking me off but when they took of their skirt and thong i instantly lost my boner after the realisation it was just a feminine dude in womens clothing
Anonymous No.718386182
>>718358429 (OP)
Where the fuck is his cage?
How the hell am I gonna plap his balls till he squirts in his cage if HE AIN'T GOT NO CAGE?
Anonymous No.718386354 >>718386517 >>718386597 >>718386753 >>718388386 >>718391989 >>718395220
Marika board
Anonymous No.718386517 >>718386597
>>718386354
She won.
Anonymous No.718386597 >>718391784
>>718386354
>>718386517
>fixes everything that a woman fucked up
>refuses to speak
>dies

You're welcome.
Anonymous No.718386662 >>718420148
>>718368747
2d does not equal 3d, I like traps too but 99.9% of real dudes make me vomit and the .001% that don't look like the ARE girls. if thats gay then you all are.
Anonymous No.718386753
>>718386354
fact
Anonymous No.718388071
>>718367216 Got any links to more of it anon?
Anonymous No.718388157
Shadow of the Erdtree was a bad DLC
Anonymous No.718388386 >>718388504
>>718386354
The game really seems to try to make you feel bad for the Hornsent, Misbegotten, Omens and other freaks born out of the crucible, despite those fucking subhumans being utterly monstrous.
Anonymous No.718388504
>>718388386
I guess the general idea is that when a new paradigm emerges, overthrows the old, and becomes the norm - anyone and anything that came from the old paradigm will be the monstrous outsider. When the erdtree is replaced by something the same way it replaced the crucible, erdtree-born and their iconography and bizarre biological traits will also be hideous freaks, subhuman compared to those who emerge from the new order.
Anonymous No.718388676 >>718393271
>>718368596
Literally every NPC in some way or other shows miquella is evil, most named characters really. Marika is the big one. Miquella is just the stand in for Marika and a parallel
Anonymous No.718388852
>>718358429 (OP)
I want Miquella to tie me up in a chair and cum on my face
Anonymous No.718388870 >>718393271
>>718376425
Miquella is pure evil

So are you. You are a homosexual brown man falsely trying to equate miquella’s perverse and satanic desire for power as a jesus allegory when it’s the exact opposite. You are not just sacrilegious but a coward for trying to justify your raging homosexuality behind a paper thin justification
Anonymous No.718391423 >>718391696
>>718372281
Trina's love isn't always personal.
She was a traveling healer and provider of care and support to the masses.
She never individually loved or knew every patient or person that came for help, instead she had love for everyone in a generalized sense.

You can love people you dislike as individuals. Love and liking someone are different concepts.
Miquella is very far from Jesus or any other holy figure. As his entire story is a descent from a powerful high, losing everything that made him good or worthy of being a God on the way.
Miquella rejects love, he rejects rational self-doubt or moderation, he rejects his flesh and body. What you're left with at the end is a shell of a God who is just full of the drive to become the ruler of the world at any cost.

The cage he enters is the same that Marika found herself in.
As a God you're surrounded by barriers on all sides. Especially so because Miquella is probably still operating within the Two Fingers' system. The Fingers on his tower weren't murdered.
Anonymous No.718391696 >>718392693
>>718391423
You're thinking of the similarly named Perfumer Tricia.
Anonymous No.718391784
>>718386597
>fixes
Lol
Lmao
Rofl even
Anonymous No.718391938
>>718365138
Anonymous No.718391989
>>718386354
Anonymous No.718392404
>>718378703
Jump her ass with my boys Ansbanch and Thiollier and Tiche.
Anonymous No.718392637
>>718378703
The only cool NPC from this failed DLC.
Anonymous No.718392693
>>718391696
Trina did travel around providing people the peace of slumber, herself.
That is what is symbolized by the Trina's Lilies. Like how Miquella's Lilies show where he traveled around, Trina's Lilies do the same. And they're centralized around places of strife or where there was suffering she was healing.
The Lilies reflect her power to "dull the senses and reduce agitation". To calm those in pain or stress and act as an effective opioid.
Anonymous No.718393271
>>718388676
They are opposites
>>718388870
There is nothing sexual about Miquella. You are a projecting homosexual and most likely latinx.
Anonymous No.718395220 >>718399525 >>718403843
>>718386354
Mother Goddess
Anonymous No.718395514 >>718419019 >>718420148
>>718368747
>how do i get out of the prison gay phase?
Oh it's a simple question of mentality actually.

You are straight, and anything that turns you on is automatically a woman to you. Otherwise, why arouse you? Because deep down you know it is a slut begging for cock!
Anonymous No.718396641
>>718383468
Presumably to avoid the radagon situation where a fragment of you starts to directly interfere with your goals
Anonymous No.718397148
>>718361020
>suddenly
>raping
>why
Anonymous No.718397248 >>718408285
Miquella is for impregnating all the ER girls
Ankoman doujin when?
Anonymous No.718399019 >>718402871
Anonymous No.718399134 >>718399680
>>718365138
The >daughter hit the wall hard and Schreiber's an evil satanic pedophile Jew.
Anonymous No.718399525 >>718403843 >>718407146
>>718395220
In Marika we trust
Anonymous No.718399680
>>718399134
>she doesn't look like a little child anymore so she's walled
>call others pedo
Based cognitive dissonance CHAD
Anonymous No.718399834
Why did god design super pale blonde haired blue eyes boys to be perfect for bending over and fucking?
Anonymous No.718399952
gay test
Anonymous No.718399959 >>718415464
stop thinking of sex with divine boys
Anonymous No.718400403
>>718385704
and how did the sex end?
Anonymous No.718401378 >>718401619 >>718402684
Can a lorefag explain to me who Malenia is, and what's with her eye?
Anonymous No.718401489
>>718358429 (OP)
I recognize that bulge
it belongs in my mouth :3
Anonymous No.718401619 >>718402684
>>718401378
fuck, meant Melina
Anonymous No.718401620
>>718358429 (OP)
UOOOH TUMMY ToT
Anonymous No.718402684 >>718407239
>>718401378
>>718401619
Who or what ever Melina is, she is a daughter of Marika and her eye relates to ghostflame and graveworts, it's violet which is the true color of ghost flowers and ghostflame before Marika sealing away death stripped those things of their color

The best guess and most prominent community theory is that Melina is a rebirthing of the Gloam-Eyed Queen, who was the following
>an Empyrean like Marika, a candidacy for godhood as chosen by the Two Fingers
>wielder of Black Flame, a power source very closely aligned with, if not synonymous with, Destined Death (the effects between HP-drain attacks associated with Maliketh and with Godskin Apostles are visually different but functionally identical)
>a god and demigod hunter along with the Godskin Apostles
Melina herself is incorporeal and can't even travel without attaching herself to the Tarnished, is somewhat singlemindedly fixated on burning herself at the Erdtree, already knows the Frenzied Flame is a really bad thing even if it would also spare her being used as spiritual kindling, has an ill-defined possible relationship with Miquella and Ranni through Torrent, and doesn't seem to recall who or what she really is until after you take the Frenzied Flame ending
Anonymous No.718402871 >>718403437
>>718399019
The trailer and promotion art is better than the whole DLC.
Anonymous No.718403328
>>718383468
Because they had to give you a reason to oppose the bussy god of frotting in favor of the insane cunt that doomed the world on a lark.
Anonymous No.718403437
>>718402871
I canceled my preorder because of the leaks desu. From what I've seen the DLC leans harder into what I hated about the base game so I'm satisfied just fapping to Miquella porn.
Anonymous No.718403653
Anonymous No.718403843 >>718404116 >>718406960 >>718413029
>>718395220
>>718399525
Where did the idea for this outfit come from? The dress on her statue looks totally different.
Anonymous No.718404116 >>718406960
>>718403843
I believe that it started with a chap named Ryan Reos over on twitter https://x.com/RyanReos/status/1790882996389908759 (not his original post but i can't be bothered to go looking to hard) who made a model of Marika specifically for porn, people where then, as per usual, shocked about porn being made using that model, the clothes that Ryan used ended up sticking around in other people's porn due to the model's fame.
Anonymous No.718404273
>>718366308
Deception is the biggest turn-off of them all
Anonymous No.718404615 >>718404739
Being bi really isn't so bad, anons. You can disassociate with the alphabet people while still being honest with yourself, you know.
Anonymous No.718404739
>>718404615
The alphabet mafia doesn't even like bi people, to them you are either just someone straight who is lying or someone gay that is delusional.
Anonymous No.718404993
>>718368862
posts like these really cement how retarded framing everything as gay or not is
Anonymous No.718405482
>>718365138
Do they still do the willy dance?
Anonymous No.718406960
>>718403843
this guy gets it >>718404116
it's just a more sexy version of her actual dress.
Anonymous No.718407146
>>718399525
For your blessing we pray, our Golden Mother Eternal.
Anonymous No.718407239
>>718402684
Melina is not a rebirth of the GEQ, she just is the GEQ. She is Marika's daughter and challenged her rule and was slain by Maliketh, who tore out her eye. Marika tuned Melina's spirit to allow her to continue to exist. Melina still bears the scars of her defeat, and this in some respect seals some of her power and personality unless Maliketh is killed before she is burned. We can infer from Melina's commitment to the continuation of life, and her assumptions about why you might pursue the frenzied flame, that she regrets her actions earlier in life, and had likely intended to utterly destroy the world herself before being defeated. This is parallel to Marika, who also grew to regret her order, and thus collaborated with Melina to find a tarnished who could end it and restore normal birth and death.
Anonymous No.718408285
>>718397248
I'm surprised he didn't do anything with Miquella.
ER sold well in Japan.
Anonymous No.718408626 >>718408705 >>718409821 >>718410538
>Ewww, he's a perverted faggot... So nasty
How do you respond without sounding mad?
Anonymous No.718408705
>>718408626
>Giant-Crusher R2
Anonymous No.718408724
>>718358429 (OP)
Anonymous No.718409821 >>718410447
>>718408626
Ts nigga got sum big ass balls
Anonymous No.718409960
I'm not gay but i goon to cute smol feminine trannies with erect leaking dicks getting their butts railed by big strong men as they scream "breed me daddy" and moan relentlessly at least twice/week.
Anonymous No.718409970
>>718358429 (OP)
All he wanted to do was be an immortal femboy god king of earth that hypnotized everyone into peace ( These are all good things), It's so fucking unfair he didn't win
Anonymous No.718410294
How does one acquire a Miquella wife (male)?
Anonymous No.718410447
>>718409821
To better breed your boipussy with!
Anonymous No.718410538
>>718408626
Prod his prostate one (1) time and watch him paint a wall, then dating.
Anonymous No.718410628 >>718420148
>>718368747
i'm a straight married man, but i occassionally coom to femboys anyway
it's all fine as long as you don't actually fuck a dude in real life
Anonymous No.718410753
How big do you think Radanh's penis is?
Anonymous No.718410814 >>718411269
>>718365614
He didn't make anything up.
She literally abandons you and everyting in the lands between still wants to kill you on sight.

You lost. You're a simp and a loser.
Anonymous No.718410897 >>718413196
>When Radagon is away from the house:
Anonymous No.718411269
>>718410814
>he didn't make anything up, she does something that doesn't happen in her endings
Looks like he made shit up chief, she takes you to the stars with her.
Anonymous No.718411460 >>718411608
Anonymous No.718411608 >>718419309
>>718411460
Why did Miyazaki fuck us out of the Primeval Current ending with Sellen....
Anonymous No.718411707 >>718411951 >>718412236 >>718412924 >>718415459 >>718420064
>>718358429 (OP)
Redpill me on sorceries in these games. I never used them and when I tried them out in Elden Ring they were abyssmaly fucking boring and bad. Carian Slicer (a sword spell) is better than pebbles or phalanxes or any other early game spell. I thought that I'm maybe doing something wrong, checked some early game suggestions on the internet and got meteorite staff and rock sling and the other spells were still dog water compared to the jedi sword (gameplay wise rock sling is also just another flavour of a projectile throw, but purple and with a stagger chance this time), when you try to force not using it then it's just silly since most the enemies are input reading. the only spell that was useful besides the sword sorceries was loretta's greatbow against O'Neil. At first I wanted to do some int/fth pure sorcery build but it's so fucking boring and tedious that I probably will stop this playthrough. Why do you guys enjoy it and how can I make this fun?
Anonymous No.718411951
>>718411707
For sorceries you options in every game (with the minor exception of a tiny bit of fire in Demons Souls and the 3 rock spells in Elden Ring) consists of flinging blue (sometimes black) shit at a range until the thing you are looking at is dead, it is not interesting, it is not exiting, it is merely effective.
Anonymous No.718412236
>>718411707
High poise damage is huge for a spell, Rock Toss is amazing in Dark Souls 3 for pyromancers for that exact reason, you can topple Cathedral Knights with it even if you're not spell-swording with a Crystal infusion the way the game really wants you to because pure mage builds suck in DS3.
>when you try to force not using it then it's just silly since most the enemies are input reading.
Night Comet spell in Caelid is specifically designed to ignore enemy input-reading
>At first I wanted to do some int/fth pure sorcery build but it's so fucking boring and tedious that I probably will stop this playthrough.
INT/FTH is a bizarre choice for "pure sorcery" and I assume you mean pure magic
Glintstone Pebble is far and away your most reliable spell, sucks but it's true, you'll only want to upgrade to Comet and Shard Spiral much much later when you can actually get to them, Shard Spiral in particular fucks huge bosses like Bayle HARD
You've already cottoned onto Loretta's Greatbow for sniping
Glintblade sorceries (you start with one if you chose Prisoner, the "Carian" class) also ignore enemy input reading because enemies do a boot scootin' boogie away from the actual action of your casting, not away from its delayed projectile
Sorceries are always pure damage casts in every Souls game, Miracles (Incantations here in Elden Ring) are always mainly support spells, Pyromancy got folded into Incantations this game so all your damage spells are going to be either Fire, Holy, or Lightning (available later) element with no variation
Sorceries are pure damage and have little utility in comparison, can dabble into other elements beyond Magic with a very small number of spells, and also have excellent "flat" buff spells with the shield and sword spells
If you're wanting spells that work like weapons just stick to Carian spells and that one Battlemage hammer spell
And for God's sake find the Carian INT weapons or infuse a normal weapon with Magic or Cold
Anonymous No.718412630 >>718412683 >>718412913
Tarnished edish in 2 days
Anonymous No.718412683 >>718413310
>>718412630
Oh right I forgot all about that
I'm still curious what the hell the additional content is going to be
Anonymous No.718412882
>>718358429 (OP)
That's a girl

Captcha: 2YHRT
Anonymous No.718412913 >>718413156 >>718413162 >>718414643
>>718412630
>Tarnished edish in 2 days
Real?
Anonymous No.718412924 >>718413152
>>718411707
Rock spells break kneecaps
Comet spam instead of using a melee weapon is powerful and the FP cost is surprisingly managable. Double staff of loss night conet is an even stronger version of this playstyle but requires NG+.
Lava spells can have damage increased to absolutely fucking absurd levels due to having so many ways to buff it, and they also look cool.

The real standout spell though, is spiral shard. Anything bigger than an omen and less mobile than maliketh just gets absolutely raped by it, comletely irrespective of resistances. It's an even easier and more powerful version of pest thread spam. I'm genuinely surprised it was never patched.
Anonymous No.718413029
>>718403843
Pelvic curtain hot
Anonymous No.718413152
>>718412924
Spiral Shard might not've gotten nerfed at any point just because of the investment you need to do to get it, it's a capstone reward for Sellen's questline
Anonymous No.718413156 >>718417779 >>718417982
>>718412913
I love mpreg on traps because it's just so fucking bizarre.
Like, how does it work? Magical womb just made out of starlight?
Is it like that one edited medical diagram with Astolfo?
Anonymous No.718413162 >>718414412
>>718412913
Reminder that this is canon to empyreans, or at least would have been if the brainless cunt kept Trina.
Anonymous No.718413196
>>718410897
Radagon is right there in the pic though
Anonymous No.718413310
>>718412683
4 new armor sets, weapons and weapon arts
3 torrent skins
that's all I know
Anonymous No.718414412 >>718414643
>>718413162
One and the same
Anonymous No.718414643 >>718414880
>>718412913
>>718414412
Sauce? Yandex is fucked.
Anonymous No.718414880 >>718414940
>>718414643
https://x.com/AraWaffle_/media
Anonymous No.718414940 >>718415210
>>718414880
Ah. Thanks, but I didn't expect the guy was a preg-fetish artist. That's a shame, I was hoping for a wall of trap art.
Anonymous No.718415210 >>718415297
>>718414940
>image of a pregnant twink showing off how pregnant he is
>didn't expect preg fetishism
Anonymous No.718415297
>>718415210
>twink
Sir, that is a trap.
But yah I figured it was a one off.
Anonymous No.718415459
>>718411707
I open big fights with a frost proc; there's a handful of options including DMGS. I like zamor ice storm and dark moon.
Glintblade sorceries like phalanx are really good for keeping up stance pressure on bosses. They let you use a smaller/faster weapon and still stance break, ideally the carian sorcery sword, which is very fun to use with a medium shield or even the main-gauche. If the boss is wasting time with a big AOE or floating in the air, you can set up a whole mess of projectiles that it won't dodge.
Large enemies like dragons and furnace golems get chewed up by the spiral spell at the end of Sellen's quest, and you can delete entire groups with cannon of haima, very satisfying.
Anonymous No.718415464 >>718415898
>>718399959
Anonymous No.718415898
>>718415464
Awh shit that mpreg comic.
I want more like that from that artist.
Anonymous No.718417779
>>718413156
>Like, how does it work?
part of the fetish is the child coming out of their urethra completely exploding the dick & balls in the process
Anonymous No.718417982
>>718413156
>Is it like that one edited medical diagram with Astolfo?
elaborate pls
Anonymous No.718419019
>>718395514
>No anal pubes
Anonymous No.718419309
>>718411608
Same reason he cucked us out of an ending with Millicent: people wouldn’t take the doll waifu if they had objectively better options.
Anonymous No.718419358 >>718420091
Erection under gowns or skirts are hot and so is precum under clothing
Anonymous No.718420064
>>718411707
If you dislike the basic concept of a caster build being "keep your distance and spam lightshows at the enemy" I can't help you.
Otherwise just try out every spell you get, do not fall for soulless NPC behavior like sticking with Glintstone pebble because of muh FP efficiency. Always use the highest stat requirement, highest tier magic possible, and stock up on blue flasks
Anonymous No.718420091
>>718419358
>Erection under gowns or skirts are hot
I'm straight and feel this way
Anonymous No.718420148
>>718368747
>>718372056
>>718386662
>>718395514
>>718410628
This is how you know homosexuality is unnatural and wrong. These ones here are literally turning reality on it's head and throwing out hundreds of mental-gymnastics for why their 100% gay-actions are, in-fact, not homosexual at all. They can't even admit to their nature without feeling a deep sense of shame and remorse.