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Anonymous No.718394954 >>718395183 >>718395235 >>718397284 >>718398037 >>718400804 >>718400919 >>718400929 >>718401771 >>718404439 >>718404949 >>718405161 >>718406775 >>718411183 >>718411603 >>718412330 >>718414504
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>Big hearted gaming billionaire Gabe Newell is spending $300 million on a NFL field sized research ship that will take 70 scientists on months-long missions to the deepest parts of the ocean, deploy submersibles, map the abyss and share the discoveries for free with the world
Anonymous No.718395009 >>718400519
Good. Will contribute to humanity more than funding bing bing wahoo.
Anonymous No.718395159 >>718400519
Give me one reason this is a problem without mentioning things that can be solved with procedure or quality assurance, like safety risks or craft composition.
Anonymous No.718395183 >>718395319 >>718395358 >>718396534
>>718394954 (OP)
>NFL field sized research ship
Why are Americans physically incapable of using human measurements?
Anonymous No.718395235
>>718394954 (OP)
Great! How will this save TF2?
Anonymous No.718395270
I wanna join
Anonymous No.718395319
>>718395183
measuring with feet is too hard for big sizes so they just measure in other common objects when applicable
Anonymous No.718395327 >>718395389
Sometimes I dream that someone would put a bullet in Gabe Newell's skull. Fat faggot
Anonymous No.718395358
>>718395183
We do it specifically to make you mad.
Anonymous No.718395389
>>718395327
Skinnier than you, fat fuck.
Anonymous No.718396534
>>718395183
They like remembering the good old days when they were still under British rule.
Anonymous No.718397284 >>718401001
>>718394954 (OP)
>300 million
Seems like pennies for this kind of thing and 70 scientists to pay, how will this keep running, a year?
Anonymous No.718398037 >>718401001
>>718394954 (OP)
Can't he spend that money on creating an alternative to VISA and Mastercard? Stop being dumb Gabe
Anonymous No.718400519 >>718400689 >>718402069
>>718395009
>>718395159
>take 1/3 money from PC gaming industry that you are paying for
>funnel it into his scuba diving hobby with his billion$ yachts
Anonymous No.718400689
>>718400519
and?
Anonymous No.718400804
>>718394954 (OP)
>Gaben decides to fund Barotrauma IRL
Anonymous No.718400919 >>718400980
>>718394954 (OP)
will I be invited to gaben's pedo love boat or do I have to be a billionaire first
Anonymous No.718400929
>>718394954 (OP)
I hope you all realize that if anything happens to gabe. If he slips on a wet deck and breaks his neck, gaming is officially fucked.
Anonymous No.718400980
>>718400919
Randomly? Probably not. Shoot him an email and ask.
Anonymous No.718401001 >>718408408
>>718398037
You need a very specific set of surnames and family lineage to have that kind of power anon.

>>718397284
my guess is 300 million for the ship only, he will then lease it out to get passive bucks off research institutes. The grind never stops.
Anonymous No.718401247 >>718401651 >>718408452
Gaben you fat FUCK that's my money why aren't you using it to fix
>CS2 still plagued by hackers, with missing features from CSGO
>TF2 which hasn't gotten a real REAL update since Jungle Inferno (sucked ass)
>the steam client which is a bloated, unresponsive mess
?
Or at least release Half Life 3, no one cares about your gay waters filled with gay fishes.
Anonymous No.718401651
>>718401247
Sorry no refunds. The cs2 stock market makes millions a day from gaben tax
Anonymous No.718401771
>>718394954 (OP)
Isn't that already ongoing since years? I remember reading about how he invested into a company that deploys unmanned submersible drones to map the ocean
Anonymous No.718402069 >>718402331
>>718400519
would you rather have it distributed to boomer shareholders
Anonymous No.718402331
>>718402069
Same thing in the end. It could just get piled up and burnt in a huge fire for same effect too
Anonymous No.718404439
>>718394954 (OP)
>This hekin billionaire is hekin wholesome 100 okay?!!!!”
Don’t care still pirating everything.
Anonymous No.718404949
>>718394954 (OP)
Million dollar artifact tournament when? It was promised.
Anonymous No.718405040 >>718405349 >>718408157 >>718410862
why are rich faggots obsessed with the ocean?
Anonymous No.718405161
>>718394954 (OP)
Thats cool.
Leave it up to Gabe for making sinking to new depths be a good thing in this industry
Anonymous No.718405349
>>718405040
the ocean is where life comes from, it’s like going back to your mother’s house
Anonymous No.718406775
>>718394954 (OP)
>That tumor on his neck
Good God he's not gonna make it much longer. No wonder he's doing crazy shit like this with his money now.
Anonymous No.718408157
>>718405040
Its the last truly unexplored place on the planet. 200 years ago they were taking random islands in the tropics.
Anonymous No.718408267
Anonymous No.718408408
>>718401001
you technically dont. its not like money is real anyways.
Anonymous No.718408452 >>718410150
>>718401247
>bringing up TF2 of all things instead of DOTA
Anonymous No.718410150
>>718408452
Dota is a garbage game since its inception
Anonymous No.718410862
>>718405040
> international waters are basically lawless
yeah I wonder
Anonymous No.718411183
>>718394954 (OP)
I thought it would be a mobile aquatic HQ for Valve kind of like Venom Snake's base of operations.
Anonymous No.718411603 >>718412116
>>718394954 (OP)
whats with all of the anti-Gabe posting as of late? Which of Steams major corporate detractors is funding this bot/pajeet contrarian posting do you think?
Like he's genuinely trying to recycle his mega-profits from Steam into pushing a bunch of STEM shit forward and making the results as publicly available as possible, and people take issue with this because.... TF3 hasn't released yet?
Anonymous No.718412116
>>718411603
It's just shitposting for easy (you)’s
It's not that complicated
Anonymous No.718412330
>>718394954 (OP)
>studying the bottom of the ocean
You could've spent that money icing immigrants
Anonymous No.718412447
can you just make hl3. It wouldnt be that hard
Anonymous No.718414239
MF is making Half-Life 3 IRL, starting with Borealis.
Anonymous No.718414504
>>718394954 (OP)
imagine believing this and thinking they aren't just developing a subaquatic breakaway civilization