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Anonymous No.718394954 [Report] >>718395183 >>718395235 >>718397284 >>718398037 >>718400804 >>718400919 >>718400929 >>718401771 >>718404439 >>718404949 >>718405161 >>718406775 >>718411183 >>718411603 >>718412330 >>718414504
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>Big hearted gaming billionaire Gabe Newell is spending $300 million on a NFL field sized research ship that will take 70 scientists on months-long missions to the deepest parts of the ocean, deploy submersibles, map the abyss and share the discoveries for free with the world
Anonymous No.718395009 [Report] >>718400519
Good. Will contribute to humanity more than funding bing bing wahoo.
Anonymous No.718395159 [Report] >>718400519
Give me one reason this is a problem without mentioning things that can be solved with procedure or quality assurance, like safety risks or craft composition.
Anonymous No.718395183 [Report] >>718395319 >>718395358 >>718396534
>>718394954 (OP)
>NFL field sized research ship
Why are Americans physically incapable of using human measurements?
Anonymous No.718395235 [Report]
>>718394954 (OP)
Great! How will this save TF2?
Anonymous No.718395270 [Report]
I wanna join
Anonymous No.718395319 [Report]
>>718395183
measuring with feet is too hard for big sizes so they just measure in other common objects when applicable
Anonymous No.718395327 [Report] >>718395389
Sometimes I dream that someone would put a bullet in Gabe Newell's skull. Fat faggot
Anonymous No.718395358 [Report]
>>718395183
We do it specifically to make you mad.
Anonymous No.718395389 [Report]
>>718395327
Skinnier than you, fat fuck.
Anonymous No.718396534 [Report]
>>718395183
They like remembering the good old days when they were still under British rule.
Anonymous No.718397284 [Report] >>718401001
>>718394954 (OP)
>300 million
Seems like pennies for this kind of thing and 70 scientists to pay, how will this keep running, a year?
Anonymous No.718398037 [Report] >>718401001
>>718394954 (OP)
Can't he spend that money on creating an alternative to VISA and Mastercard? Stop being dumb Gabe
Anonymous No.718400519 [Report] >>718400689 >>718402069
>>718395009
>>718395159
>take 1/3 money from PC gaming industry that you are paying for
>funnel it into his scuba diving hobby with his billion$ yachts
Anonymous No.718400689 [Report]
>>718400519
and?
Anonymous No.718400804 [Report]
>>718394954 (OP)
>Gaben decides to fund Barotrauma IRL
Anonymous No.718400919 [Report] >>718400980
>>718394954 (OP)
will I be invited to gaben's pedo love boat or do I have to be a billionaire first
Anonymous No.718400929 [Report]
>>718394954 (OP)
I hope you all realize that if anything happens to gabe. If he slips on a wet deck and breaks his neck, gaming is officially fucked.
Anonymous No.718400980 [Report]
>>718400919
Randomly? Probably not. Shoot him an email and ask.
Anonymous No.718401001 [Report] >>718408408
>>718398037
You need a very specific set of surnames and family lineage to have that kind of power anon.

>>718397284
my guess is 300 million for the ship only, he will then lease it out to get passive bucks off research institutes. The grind never stops.
Anonymous No.718401247 [Report] >>718401651 >>718408452
Gaben you fat FUCK that's my money why aren't you using it to fix
>CS2 still plagued by hackers, with missing features from CSGO
>TF2 which hasn't gotten a real REAL update since Jungle Inferno (sucked ass)
>the steam client which is a bloated, unresponsive mess
?
Or at least release Half Life 3, no one cares about your gay waters filled with gay fishes.
Anonymous No.718401651 [Report]
>>718401247
Sorry no refunds. The cs2 stock market makes millions a day from gaben tax
Anonymous No.718401771 [Report]
>>718394954 (OP)
Isn't that already ongoing since years? I remember reading about how he invested into a company that deploys unmanned submersible drones to map the ocean
Anonymous No.718402069 [Report] >>718402331
>>718400519
would you rather have it distributed to boomer shareholders
Anonymous No.718402331 [Report]
>>718402069
Same thing in the end. It could just get piled up and burnt in a huge fire for same effect too
Anonymous No.718404439 [Report]
>>718394954 (OP)
>This hekin billionaire is hekin wholesome 100 okay?!!!!”
Don’t care still pirating everything.
Anonymous No.718404949 [Report]
>>718394954 (OP)
Million dollar artifact tournament when? It was promised.
Anonymous No.718405040 [Report] >>718405349 >>718408157 >>718410862
why are rich faggots obsessed with the ocean?
Anonymous No.718405161 [Report]
>>718394954 (OP)
Thats cool.
Leave it up to Gabe for making sinking to new depths be a good thing in this industry
Anonymous No.718405349 [Report]
>>718405040
the ocean is where life comes from, it’s like going back to your mother’s house
Anonymous No.718406775 [Report]
>>718394954 (OP)
>That tumor on his neck
Good God he's not gonna make it much longer. No wonder he's doing crazy shit like this with his money now.
Anonymous No.718408157 [Report]
>>718405040
Its the last truly unexplored place on the planet. 200 years ago they were taking random islands in the tropics.
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Anonymous No.718408408 [Report]
>>718401001
you technically dont. its not like money is real anyways.
Anonymous No.718408452 [Report] >>718410150
>>718401247
>bringing up TF2 of all things instead of DOTA
Anonymous No.718410150 [Report]
>>718408452
Dota is a garbage game since its inception
Anonymous No.718410862 [Report]
>>718405040
> international waters are basically lawless
yeah I wonder
Anonymous No.718411183 [Report]
>>718394954 (OP)
I thought it would be a mobile aquatic HQ for Valve kind of like Venom Snake's base of operations.
Anonymous No.718411603 [Report] >>718412116
>>718394954 (OP)
whats with all of the anti-Gabe posting as of late? Which of Steams major corporate detractors is funding this bot/pajeet contrarian posting do you think?
Like he's genuinely trying to recycle his mega-profits from Steam into pushing a bunch of STEM shit forward and making the results as publicly available as possible, and people take issue with this because.... TF3 hasn't released yet?
Anonymous No.718412116 [Report]
>>718411603
It's just shitposting for easy (you)’s
It's not that complicated
Anonymous No.718412330 [Report]
>>718394954 (OP)
>studying the bottom of the ocean
You could've spent that money icing immigrants
Anonymous No.718412447 [Report]
can you just make hl3. It wouldnt be that hard
Anonymous No.718414239 [Report]
MF is making Half-Life 3 IRL, starting with Borealis.
Anonymous No.718414504 [Report]
>>718394954 (OP)
imagine believing this and thinking they aren't just developing a subaquatic breakaway civilization