Thread 718422750

EXPEDITION 33 SUCKS
ELDEN RING SUCKS

UMINEKO IS THE BEST

Yea pretty much

e-celeb board when?

>>718422750 (OP)
this but the opposite

>>718423000
I know those are boys but I still would, especially that Evatrice

>>718423042
Sorry for your bad taste

>>718423039
No way this wasn't a bit

>>718423003
Jannies like twitter posts too much here to do that.

>>718422750 (OP)
SG mogs Umineko hard.
It's also better than Expedition 33 but that's another story.

>>718422750 (OP)
>balding Canadian manlet that failed as a fantasy novelist and solely exists online to critique the work of others
uh... who cares?

Nahaha

>>718422750 (OP)

Where can I hate listen/watch his Expedition 33 review/analysis?

>>718423402
Based visual novel chad

>>718422750 (OP)
>"Chat, I won't up the enemies health or remove my painted power picto"
>"If the game lets me sequence break the climactic boss then that's the game's fault and as a critic it is my duty to not give it any favors"
>Proceeds to skip all the mid-fight dialogue and the cinematography of the Renoir fight
>Skips the mid-fight dialogue between Verso and Maelle
>"Chat, I dont get how people can say this game is GOTY"
I swear this fuck plays like the most annoying QA tester in the world.

>>718423402
>plothole: the anime
zoomer trash

>>718422750 (OP)
Am I supposed to know who this cocksucking faggot is?

>>718423402
>reddits;gate
no thanks chud

>>718424082
lurk more, faggot
you pajeets have gotten WAY too confident admitting you are clueless

>>718423961
There literally aren't any plotholes but okay.

>>718424135
I've been here since 2009, nigger.
We used to say moar, not more, election tourist.

Metaphorbros we're so back

>>718424082
It's the dragon from The Wizard and the Dragon.

>>718422750 (OP)
>ELDEN RING SUCKS

I mean it definitely has some problems, and the DLC just made those more obvious, but broseph was pretty fucking retarded while he was even playing the game. Must be a souls player mentality to bash ones head against a wall repeatedly until the wall collapses.

>>718424082
Midwit Armand White of video game reviews that thinks games that require thoughtful solutions to problems/mechanics that reward the player for being creative are flaws.

>>718424219
you fucking poop eating, insect fucker, cow worshiping, juggernaut-crushed, balding, scamming, dirty, stinky pajeet

>asmongold: crickets
>dunkey: crickets
>chud cr1tikal: crickets
yet yesterday a whole thread filled up about this Anderson guy. does this mean his opinion actually holds some weight?

>>718424404
Nigger.

This is the only thing hamsterson has been right on

>>718424354
So he'd be upset with something like DUSK allowing you to rocket jump over walls to avoid having to search for keys or smash windows to get into buildings or stacking boxes/cans/chairs to sequence break the game? That's dumb, isn't that the kind of interactivity we should all be expecting more games to have?

whatever happened to the big melty between joe and chat during episode 5(or 6?) of umineko?
i'm still at ep 4, but I swear the umibros were fighting on the fronts of ww2 at one point

>Joecuck: 2 hours to demonstrate why the shrines in botw are bad
>Mattchad: the visuals of the shrines lead to repetition and many are too simplistic but there is enjoyment in breaking the puzzles

>>718422750 (OP)
I dont know who this knucklehead is, but I need to tell you boys that critics are the worst people on the planet, right next to politicians and video game critic in particular is a hideous role reserved only for the most despicable ham hocks. Anybody can edit any game to make it look bad. Play your own games and form your own opinions. I will add; expedition 33 looks like a bunch of gay bullshit made by theatre kid rejects that only pretend to like the medium so that they can meet voice actors.

>>718424135
been here longer than you, zoomgroid
I just don't give a shit about your e-celebs
I am going to leave this thread so I never find out

>>718424135
>not knowing about cocksucking youtuber makes you a dumb jeet
you are even worse than a shit smearing jeet

>>718424437
no he has opinions on a scale from boring to horrible

>>718424889
Joe's tediously long demonstrations and justifications for his opinions reflects his personality and tastes.
Whenever a story doesn't stop up and explain every minute detail to death, it's "bad"
He liked Umineko because Ryukishi is the same phenotype of autist that feels the need to cover every angle of scrutiny.
Matthewmathosis is the exact opposite. Short, concise and succinct

>>718424572
Ep5 & 6 are peak, how did he dislike them

>>718425062
He disliked them at first when trying to take it seriously because the rules of the game board were being stretched to their absolute limits (also Battler's logic error gambit seems incredibly dumb without the knowledge that he's doing it entirely to get Beatrice back) but sees them in a better light now that the story is over and he understands what they were trying to convey.

>>718423949
There's a certain demographic that tries to deconstruct the fun out of everything.

Thoughts on Joe's writing ability?

>>718425998
its slop
he knows its slop
we know its slop
it was like 10+ years ago
joe's still such a pompous dumbass though

>>718426070
Erm ackshully he defended them and to this day acts like an authority on writing.

>>718424218
NTA but using a black hole to compress 3.24tb of data into 36b might just be the most retarded thing ever written.
I like S;G but fuck me this is stupid.

>>718426163
That's not a plothole.

Nice e celeb thread you fags.
>>718371827

>>718422750 (OP)
He's correct on all counts.

>>718426163
>Is that hecking fiction in my science fiction
how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning

sex with Ange

Joe LOVES Lambdadelta

>>718426846
A mite peckish, senpai.
SciFi should meet some bare minimum threshold of plausibility; mixing up physical compression with data compression falls short of that threshold.
>>718426485
Pedantic nigger and also wrong

>>718422750 (OP)
>Already said he's not reading Higurashi and that if he did he'd skip most of it
Welp, guess Umineko was the first and last time I'm watching any streams of his. I'm assuming it's because it's too "icky" or "problematic". Sucks for him because I think a few parts of it are better than Umineko

>>718422750 (OP)
100% correct. Umineko chads won BIGLY

>>718422750 (OP)
>gets filtered by Danganronpa
https://youtu.be/tmnPTk8QBbo?si=FNiOn5FYvOE7Yjdx

>>718422750 (OP)
But he said Expedition 33 was good...
Just that he didn't like the everything is a painting twist

>>718423039
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>718428001
It is good. The gameplay that is. The story is weak and the character writing is abysmal.
You can tell they hired the writer on reddit.

>>718427643
Explain how it is a plothole then.

>>718428109
filtered
the story is kino, and the dialogue is great.
go back to the midwit discord

>>718422750 (OP)
>Picked Verso
Another common W for Versochads.

>>718428191
Shit-eater

>>718423949
>king of midwits is actually a midwit himself
shocking

>>718428289
>no rebuttal
concession accepted.