Thread 718476191

ONLY 6 STAGES

S I X S T A G E S

LMAOOOOOOOOOO THAT'LL BE 80 DOLLARS PLUS TIP

>>718476191 (OP)
But does it have item bounce? That's like 6 million more stages

>>718476191 (OP)
>Banaza is 3 hours long
>3 hours
>3 hours

6 STAGES

I DONT KNOW WHY

I BOUGHT KIRBY AIRIDERS WITH ONLY 6 STAGES TO TRY

>>718476191 (OP)
[VERY FUNNY NEWS]

Yes I will buy it. Yes I will support Nintendo. Yes I will suck Sakurais cock.

You lost and got raped :)

>>718476191 (OP)
lol everyone can instantly tell you know nothing about air ride because the only thing anyone gives a shit about is city trial

>>718476191 (OP)
that's okay
nintardjeet manchildren deserve slop

>>718476998
Oh yeah? How many maps does city trial have this time?

why is it always this stupid fucking sad mario face

>>718476191 (OP)
And people will buy it just because it's Nintendo.

>>718476191 (OP)
UHHHHH TENDIE SHITCH POO XISTERS???? EXPLAIN YOURSELVES??????

>>718476191 (OP)
Why cant Nintendo make good games anymore???

>>718477136
city trial doesn't have maps

someone post the screencap of sakurai saying how "races aren't the main focus"
also how we feeling about skyah as the city trial map

>>718477819
air ride 1 only had 9 maps in the main racing mode and the 9th one was so barebones it barely counted as a map
I don't remember anyone opening top ride on purpose
desu city trial completely carried air ride 1 and I wouldn't be surprised at all if that happens again here

>>718477627
Customers have low standards.

>>718476331
I can't believe they made 20 million stages!

>>718476191 (OP)
Source is my arse gravy faucet btw, forgot to mention

>>718476932
Leave tendies alone.

>>718477758
>no maps
HOLY KEK TENDIES ARE PATHETIC FOR SUPPORT THIS SHITE

no reason to buy this if you don't care about the minigames

>>718476191 (OP)
Nintendo packed Switch 1 games with content, so theyre taking a huge step backwards this gen. That’ll be $80 btw, enjoy cut down MK8DX.

>no online city trial with randoms
How the fuck did the fall guys ripoff get this right but this $80 shitheap didn’t?

>>718476191 (OP)
how much more abuse can these retarded bingtendos take? at this rate theyre going to charge $100 for a mario odyssey "sequel" (recycled remixed port like mkw and kirby)

>>718476191 (OP)
70 dollars actually

I have Sad Mario fatigue

Fixed OP's image to be more topic-appropriate. The sad Mario mandate needs to end.

>>718484672
https://x.com/nintendoamerica/status/1957810258849464408?s=46

>>718476191 (OP)
How many cities?

>>718476191 (OP)
>let present you a selection of available stage
>BUT THERE IS ONLY 6 STAGE
>it's a selection
>I SAW 6 STAGE THIS MORNING
you are just nigering yourself at this point

Nice feet.

>thought for sure they would give us multiple city trial maps
>we only get one and its a glorified remaster of the original map
>even the stadium games are all the same

bump

>>718476191 (OP)
It's okay, they'll sell more as dlc

>>718476191 (OP)
Nintendo bootlickers will defend this with their lives and atleast one person may even dox someone over it

Does switch 2 have the absolute worst lineup of new games for any console / handheld ever?

>>718476191 (OP)
[SAD NEWS] indeed

>>718484672
wasn't there an air ride/chao garden clone? Does that one have city trial with randos online?

>>718485961
I think the city trial was simultaneously the most anticipated part of the direct and the most disappointing. It’s definitely a remastered version of the old map without the big destructible building and although it’s definitely bigger I need to play it to figure out how disappointed I am. That said, they specifically said there’s a large pool of stadium games, and that a lot has not been unveiled, they probably just wanted to assure fans of the original it is being respected.

>>718485961
He said there's still more to show

Pacify thine breasts

>>718484204
retard

>>718476191 (OP)
>>718476331
>>718476405
>>718476518
eric, its a few days early for your weekly melty, ps5 sales that bad?