Kirby Air Riders
How we feeling kirbros? /v/erdict on the direct?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:57:29 PM
No.718476881
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:57:31 PM
No.718476886
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:57:45 PM
No.718476913
>>718476814 (OP)
I need to know if checklists are in the game.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:57:54 PM
No.718476926
>>718476970
>>718481189
>>718476814 (OP)
All I wanted was Ribbon and Adeline.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:58:16 PM
No.718476965
>>718477149
>>718477407
as a newfag that never played the original i was a bit overwhelmed. looks like fun though.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:58:21 PM
No.718476970
>>718477231
>>718477340
DARK MATTER IS EDGY NOW and I LLLLOVE IT
>>718476926
W*men in Kirby? Never again.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:58:22 PM
No.718476972
Might buy a switch 2 just for this
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:58:27 PM
No.718476982
It looks fucking great but I'm really not feeling dropping more than $50 on something like this
I don't see this getting the giga normies money in any possible way...
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:58:36 PM
No.718477002
>>718479256
>>718476814 (OP)
With this star rod, you shall do...my wonders
>>718476814 (OP)
English version of the image
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:58:53 PM
No.718477035
>>718478803
>>718476814 (OP)
Sex with Susie!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:58:59 PM
No.718477042
>>718477160
City Trial looks good so that's all that matters.
F for the dozen anons around the world who liked Top Ride though.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:59:09 PM
No.718477057
>>718477209
>>718477696
>>718476814 (OP)
I honestly wanna know what other anons actually played the original game as a child, I’m not alone right?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:59:10 PM
No.718477063
Looks fucking packed.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:59:36 PM
No.718477097
>>718476814 (OP)
I’m very disappointed that there’s only one city trial stage. I at least wanted the original city to come back too. Other than that it looks great.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:59:47 PM
No.718477116
Where is the halberd course?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:00:04 PM
No.718477149
>>718476965
play the original now
it's so fun
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:00:14 PM
No.718477160
>>718477042
Some anon said it could be what their twitter pfp is.
Also, they're not revealing everything. Like, Dragoon and maybe Hydra are definitely in.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:00:15 PM
No.718477162
>>718476814 (OP)
I'm so fucking ready
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:00:15 PM
No.718477163
>>718477284
>>718480149
>>718476814 (OP)
I feel bad for Mario Kart World, it barely had a chance to prove itself and during all that it kept receiving nonstop complaints, and now it has been completely outclassed
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:00:46 PM
No.718477207
>was worried that the formula was going to get a massive shake up
>nah, here's Kirby Air Ride 2 with more of everything you liked in the original
>fuck the lore, everyone can use items because that's fun
>also 16 player online city trial and rosterfaggotry
Literally all I want from a sequel.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:00:47 PM
No.718477209
>>718477057
I played the original back in the day. You aren't the only old man here.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:00:48 PM
No.718477213
>>718480336
>>718477009
Fucking meta knight's going the wrong way
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:00:48 PM
No.718477215
>>718477314
>>718477348
Looks fantastic, my only complaint is that City Trial should be at least 7min, 5min is too short.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:01:04 PM
No.718477231
>>718477496
>>718476970
Susie's already in the game, you damn hypocrite.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:01:11 PM
No.718477240
>>718477501
How come the graphics look so much better than Mario Kart World?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:01:12 PM
No.718477242
Is there an eshop listing for the game yet
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:01:17 PM
No.718477247
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:01:21 PM
No.718477254
>>718477473
>kirby kart is more intense and complex than mario kart
>kirby forgotten land is a simple and easy baby game
Why is modern Kirby so easymodo? Dreamland 2 and 3 provided some fairly legitimate challenge. Why did the challenge start declining consistently from there on?
WHO WILL YOU MAIN?
for me it's Meta Knight (Dark Meta Knight)
balanbros...its just too complex...
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:01:36 PM
No.718477284
>>718477395
>>718477554
>>718477163
air ride seems a lot different with the mini games, it almost seems like nintendo's answer to games like fall guys rather than being a kart racer. at least in city trial mode which i can see being the more popular one.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:01:44 PM
No.718477293
>>718477009
>Bandanna and Meta Knight in a duel to the death
>Kirby wanders into the frame oblivious
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:01:55 PM
No.718477310
If sakurai is involved it will be good, this is just a law of the universe
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:01:56 PM
No.718477314
>>718477215
That was my only let down too. I expected 10 mins. Aside from that, the game is everything I've wished for.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:02:11 PM
No.718477340
>>718477496
>>718476970
Susie: I AM A JOKE TO YOU?!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:02:12 PM
No.718477341
>>718477272
>Twice as hard as the original
I don't know if I can manage
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:02:17 PM
No.718477348
>>718477215
In the options select menu there was an option to select a time. 5 minutes is probably just the default.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:02:22 PM
No.718477353
>>718476814 (OP)
Back status: WERE
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:02:22 PM
No.718477357
I have never played air ride but this looks fun. I want to know if it's 60 or 120. It doesn't look all that visually complex but I'm still not sure if we will ever get 120fps.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:02:28 PM
No.718477361
KIRBGAWDS ALWAYS WIN BAYBEE
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:02:37 PM
No.718477372
The regular race mode is going to be so dead online.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:02:46 PM
No.718477384
>>718478540
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:02:47 PM
No.718477385
>>718476814 (OP)
>faith and optimism
maxed out
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:02:55 PM
No.718477395
>>718477284
That just makes it worse for MKW, Air Riders already look way more fun as a racing game, and then it has all the extra fun stuff on top of that
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:02:57 PM
No.718477402
>>718477258
Probably the mushroom because I love having a passive shield in games
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:02:59 PM
No.718477405
>>718477309
All the Japanese artists on my feed are going crazy. Nips love their Air Ride apparently.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:03:01 PM
No.718477407
>>718476814 (OP)
I already bought a Switch 2 for this. The fact that all the characters can use abilities, and Sakurai is adding modern Kirby content is already making a game I'm already hyped for that much better.
>>718476965
Unless you're one of those "emulation is illegal" faggots you have no reason not to. Dolphin is free and the best Gamecube emulator, and Kirby Air Ride can be found with a quick Google Search.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:03:13 PM
No.718477428
>>718477309
Air Ride tourneys...
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:03:16 PM
No.718477434
>>718477575
>>718477660
>be the only one who voted a certain stadium event
>instead of being forced into the event others voted for, you just don’t get to play with them as the game goes "pretend you won"
I’m getting Mario Kart World online flashbacks. Not a good sign.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:03:22 PM
No.718477446
It's over.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:03:23 PM
No.718477448
>>718477009
Where's his angry eyebrows?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:03:24 PM
No.718477451
Will this be 80$?
It seems fun, but i'm not sure if it's worth that much.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:03:36 PM
No.718477469
WE ARE SO BAAAAAAAAACK
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:03:41 PM
No.718477473
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:03:59 PM
No.718477496
>>718477231
>>718477340
Robots are ok because they can't get cooties
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:04:00 PM
No.718477498
>>718476814 (OP)
looks like a switch 1 game lmao. the graphics are terrible
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:04:02 PM
No.718477501
>>718477552
>>718477240
Are you fucking serious? It looks like a Switch 1 game. What the fuck are you smoking mate
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:04:02 PM
No.718477503
>>718476814 (OP)
I feel like I am not autistic enough for this game, too many options and choices to make, I am grug.
Eshop listing is out
Price is 70 USD
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:04:13 PM
No.718477515
>>718477272
>unfortunately
kek love this guy
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:04:22 PM
No.718477525
I hope the gourmet race mode results in more extremely obsess Kirby art
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:04:28 PM
No.718477532
i think the actual race tracks look excellent. The water circuit was extremely hype.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:04:42 PM
No.718477552
>>718477501
calm down snoy
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:04:42 PM
No.718477554
>>718477284
>Kirby Air Ride is Nintendo's answer to a game that came out nearly 2 decades afterwards
Zoomers
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:04:45 PM
No.718477560
>>718476814 (OP)
super hyped, looks like a fun racer / adventure party game. Plus, my kid and my nephew come over frequently and this game looks great for them
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:04:48 PM
No.718477564
>>718477638
Sarcasm aside, it really does look like it could have been a Switch 1 game. It also looks like it's dopamine overload with shit happening all the time, so it's great for the current audience. While it should be a $60 game, it'll probably be at $70.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:04:53 PM
No.718477568
>>718478138
>>718476814 (OP)
>sakurai literally said it out loud
and that's exactly why nintendo doesn't do racing games anymore, this kind of mentality
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:04:53 PM
No.718477570
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:05:00 PM
No.718477575
>>718477434
>Mario Kart World online
The nothingburger that was spammed by YouTube grifters who wanted to cash in on Nintendo hateclicks? Wow. I'm totally scared now.
It looks pretty good and I'm happy Nintendo remembered this game and have it the love it deserves
But I'm concerned about how much the mainstream modern audiences will know about it care about this game
Did they even know what air ride was?
You had Dark Matter Swordsman.
Now get ready for Dark Matter Rider
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:05:15 PM
No.718477594
>>718477509
already pre-ordered
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:05:22 PM
No.718477605
very nice water
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:05:42 PM
No.718477638
Surprised no one is talking about the framedrops.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:05:48 PM
No.718477650
>>718477258
gooey (forma purpura)
marx too if he's in
never ever rosterfag want: heavy lobster
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:05:48 PM
No.718477651
>>718476814 (OP)
>How we feeling kirbros? /v/erdict on the direct?
Unfortunately it was really bad. But i'm sure we will eventually have a good one to show those Sony and PC fans who are laughing at our backs!
Glory to Nintendo! Semper fidelis!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:05:59 PM
No.718477660
>>718477872
>>718477434
>everyone was too much of a pussy to face you
>you win
>get to take a meme victory lap before moving on
I don't mind it as long as it isn't a regular occurrence.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:06:13 PM
No.718477674
>>718478005
>>718478343
>70 and not 80
Finally the retards can shut the fuck up
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:06:13 PM
No.718477675
damn that last Kirby thread is one of the quickest Iv'e seen fill to the brim on any board
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:06:16 PM
No.718477679
>>718477827
>>718477309
at least half the viewers of the jap video are foreigner weebs though
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:06:28 PM
No.718477694
Give animal crossing to Sakurai, he would fix it.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:06:28 PM
No.718477696
>>718477057
not only did i play it as a kid, some japanese guy was working on a PC port and i played the beta of it with some anons here on /v/ many years ago.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:06:37 PM
No.718477705
>>718477918
>>718476814 (OP)
Everything looked great, except that the new City Trial map looks weak compared to the old one. That and the fact there's only 1 map. Shoulda at least remade the old one if there was only going to be 1 new map.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:06:44 PM
No.718477718
>>718477989
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:06:47 PM
No.718477721
>>718477643
Yeah, insane for a Switch 2 game. Quite a bit of pop in too and the Skyah map isnt even that big. Feels like a budget eshop only title.
might end up being one of the greatest sequels to ever touch a nintendo franchise but im worried the game will flop for one of 2 reasons
>people wont think its different enough from mario kart
>smash fans will intentionally skip the game out of spite
Am I the only one heavily surprised they actually understood what people loved about the first game and doubled down on that?
Can't remember the last time devs actually did that for a sequel game.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:07:24 PM
No.718477772
>>718477643
>framedrops
Your third worlder internet stuck at 480p is responsible for those.
LOVE:
>looks just like Kirby Air Ride
>New riders
>New machines
>City Trial just stuck with what worked and clearly has a hidden map above itself (Sakurai bumped into it while gliding)
HATE:
>Soulless Miyamoto-forced Hollywood theme songs in cringe English animu voice
>NO FUCKING TOP RIDE
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:07:42 PM
No.718477804
>>718477583
who the fuck cares about mainstream NPCs?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:07:45 PM
No.718477812
>>718477896
Citytrial autists are the new rosterfags
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:07:51 PM
No.718477824
>>718477739
It will sell well in Japan
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:07:52 PM
No.718477827
>>718478313
>>718477679
They don't know Nintendo UK is the best alternative. All relevant information texted in English with JP voiceover.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:08:06 PM
No.718477851
>>718477643
I didn't notice any? Sometimes the video was slowed down in post just to show stuff more clearly
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:08:09 PM
No.718477853
>>718478212
Never played it but I'll get it. Looks different enough from Mario Kart that it's worth it
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:08:10 PM
No.718477858
>>718477739
Racing games in general are niche even with the minigames added to it. You're lucky to get consumers to buy a single racing game in a gen let alone 2.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:08:12 PM
No.718477859
>>718478024
>>718477764
It's just sakurai
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:08:18 PM
No.718477865
>>718477739
>>smash fans will intentionally skip the game out of spite
I think that specific section of autists are too small to really matter
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:08:24 PM
No.718477870
>>718477764
not only that, they removed the least played part of the first game
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:08:25 PM
No.718477871
>>718477739
Inane worries since the former is retarded and the latter is a meme boycott that only exists in your head fortunately.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:08:27 PM
No.718477872
>>718477956
>>718478405
>>718477660
if this game somehow outsells mario kart world could we please use this as a meme image (unlikely but possible)
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:08:43 PM
No.718477889
>>718477775
trust in Sakurai brother. Top Ride will for sure show up in the next Direct. he said there will be more to show.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:08:46 PM
No.718477895
>>718478116
>>718477775
>Soulless Miyamoto-forced Hollywood theme songs in cringe English animu voice
schizo
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:08:47 PM
No.718477896
>>718477994
>>718477812
I've never met anyone that didn't play 95% City Trial
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:08:54 PM
No.718477908
>>718477770
LMAO KIRBY HAS THE SEX NUMBER
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:09:03 PM
No.718477918
>>718477705
they aren't that stupid to not put in the original City Trial map. It's probably going to be paid DLC. the new map looks like they ripped it from a discarded open world Pokemon game tho
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:09:09 PM
No.718477927
>>718477770
dusty ass nigga, clean your screen
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:09:12 PM
No.718477929
>>718476814 (OP)
Looks great. Of course the weird freaks on /v/ are seething for some reason.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:09:13 PM
No.718477930
>>718478307
Where the fuck is he?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:09:17 PM
No.718477936
I don't think I could be any happier with this. Would give my first born for this game.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:09:25 PM
No.718477952
>>718477775
>>Soulless Miyamoto-forced
obsessed
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:09:27 PM
No.718477956
>>718477872
>unlikely but possible
Impossible. Mario Kart has too much brand power anon. Air Riders is too different and will appeal to the same audience as something like Splatoon, aka the japanese, the weebs and the weird kids (aka with good taste)
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:09:30 PM
No.718477960
>>718477589
>Kirby! Do you remember me, Kirby!? After You kicked my ass, I decided to get really into dieselpunk, Kirby! Now, I'm back to kick your ass...IN RACING!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:09:30 PM
No.718477962
>>718477764
>anons in the direct thread were saying that the game looked like Kirby Air Ride+
YES YOU FAGGOTS
THAT'S WHAT A SEQUEL IS SUPPOSED TO BE
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:09:40 PM
No.718477982
>>718477775
tbf TOp Ride could just be unrevealed. The icon for the Xitter account is a suspiciously Top Ride-esque Kirby figure we didn't se in the direct so don't count it out yet
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:09:43 PM
No.718477989
>>718477589
>>718477718
It's DEFINITELY a Dedede / Dark Matter fusion. Just like King D-Mind.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:09:44 PM
No.718477990
>>718480137
ENTER A SAVIOR
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:09:47 PM
No.718477994
>>718478124
>>718478127
>>718477896
You’re obese and don’t shower
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:09:49 PM
No.718477998
>>718478093
Looks great, no jet star is making me cry however
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:09:52 PM
No.718478005
>>718477674
this is what they want you to think.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:10:01 PM
No.718478015
Water track looked great.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:10:05 PM
No.718478020
70 is too much for this game
Sorry Samurai
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:10:09 PM
No.718478024
>>718479898
>>718477764
>>718477859
Sakurai is the only nigga i trust at nintendo right now
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:10:09 PM
No.718478027
>>718476990
>>718476990
>>718476990
This. Normalfags are braindead and have no taste whatever so they won't know what this game is and what game it's a sequel of
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:10:16 PM
No.718478032
>>718477775
Sakurai basically confirmed there will be another Direct. Top Ride's inevitable.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:10:21 PM
No.718478042
>>718478151
>>718477764
aside from adding tripping to brawl samurai has a pretty good balance of knowing what fans want but without letting it compromise his autistic vison
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:10:25 PM
No.718478051
Looks kinda boring.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:10:49 PM
No.718478093
>>718478362
>>718477998
They didnt show 100% of the content
There will be more machines and riders
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:10:50 PM
No.718478094
>>718478663
>>718477583
Frankly its a miracle we ever got a sequel. it could sell 200 copies and I simply wouldnt care
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:10:51 PM
No.718478096
>>718480786
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:10:54 PM
No.718478098
>>718477764
That's because Sakurai is really careful about that kind of stuff.
When he is involved at least i know the game will be made with some passion.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:11:00 PM
No.718478109
>>718478317
>>718477775
why do you keep saying "Hollywood theme songs"? when the fuck has Hollywood used vocal songs as a theme song? that's an anime thing
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:11:03 PM
No.718478112
>>718479416
>>718477643
>Mechanics? Fun?
>Why are you talking about that instead of frames, the only thing you should consider in a video game?
>>718477895
Sorry, what has Miyamoto been doing for the last decade besides cozying up to Universal and trying to Disneyland his franchises? These games all have "movie" theme songs because they can be reused by Illumination and in park shows. That's also why everything bad that's happened to Mario since Odyssey happened (coincidentally also the first game with one of these theme songs).
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:11:15 PM
No.718478124
>>718478280
>>718477994
buttmad top dick rider
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:11:18 PM
No.718478127
>>718478280
>>718478741
>>718477994
Did your uncle molest you while playing City Trial or something? What's with the animosity?
Done with these overpriced one and done arcade-y fun for 5 mins no emotional depth or scope or ambition budget eshop games sold for 70 dollars.
Just show me Monolith Soft's massive Switch 2 RPG.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:11:22 PM
No.718478138
>>718477568
Nintendo was the one that proposed it to Sakurai, anon. Which is why he was surprised they’d make that request.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:11:28 PM
No.718478142
>>718478506
I'm ready to dunk on punk bitches in city trials
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:11:29 PM
No.718478146
The estimated file size for Air Riders is 25 GB, btw
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:11:36 PM
No.718478151
>>718478042
Tripping was required to remind compfags of their place.
Now they're all "women" playing melee instead of the new games which are widely enjoyed by normal people, so it worked.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:11:49 PM
No.718478173
>>718478402
>>718478116
>why yes I am mentally unhinged and psychotic how could you tell?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:11:49 PM
No.718478175
>>718478402
>>718478116
Anon, the Mario movie didn't even have a "movie theme song". Are you stupid?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:12:11 PM
No.718478212
>>718477853
it looks vastly different. It is a party racer but other than that its a lot more autistic and frenetic. i personally love how it looks. Also the graphics really shine in movement, theres a lot of shit happening on screen.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:12:12 PM
No.718478214
>>718478132
>no emotional depth
haha why are you looking for emotional depth out of a racing game
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:12:22 PM
No.718478229
So is this game going to force a bunch of new never evers into smash roster faggotry? we got most of the classic never evers in ultimate.
>3d game in 2025
>still has 2d sprites of food
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:12:36 PM
No.718478250
>>718477309
started tuesday 6am to 9am for yanks is that right
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:12:38 PM
No.718478253
game actually looks sick. Gonna check out the original.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:12:39 PM
No.718478256
>>718478346
>>718478363
>>718477770
Just buy from japan.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:12:47 PM
No.718478272
Faggot never stops crying
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:12:54 PM
No.718478275
>>718477583
we're never getting a third kirby air ride
so i don't care if its popular or not, this is for me
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:12:56 PM
No.718478280
>>718478449
>>718478124
>>718478127
seething stinky fats
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:12:58 PM
No.718478283
>>718478503
>>718478164
The question mark is just for random, there are no extra characters
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:13:04 PM
No.718478293
>>718477583
Fuck normalfags
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:13:13 PM
No.718478307
>>718477930
Not enough room for chubby hamster. Prease understand. Have hat goomba, mushroom, Dragon Quest slime, and porn robot instead.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:13:15 PM
No.718478308
>>718478376
>>718478235
>fails to understand the joke
The food is supposed to be like the upgrade items, but for your health. It's funny that way.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:13:15 PM
No.718478309
>>718478235
Imagine looking at sprites and seeing food
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:13:15 PM
No.718478312
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:13:18 PM
No.718478313
>>718478472
>>718477827
there was no EN voiceover this time on the american channels surprisingly, was a good watch
>>718478109
Literally every western kids movie ever. Anime didn't invent fucking theme songs dude. And they certainly don't sing anison in English .
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:13:24 PM
No.718478319
>>718478164
Marx and Galacta Knight are obvious unlocks
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:13:30 PM
No.718478326
>>718476814 (OP)
Is there a story mode
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:13:35 PM
No.718478337
>>718480926
>sky...oh?
>sky..ee?
>sky..ru?
>sky...ah?
>sky-ah
>SKYAH
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:13:38 PM
No.718478343
>>718478535
>>718478840
Honestly I found it very difficult to follow the direct, and need to rewatch it to gather all my thoughts, but as is i'm actually a bit nervous.
I hope this is just me being paranoid due to Air Ride sequel being a dream game for me, but these things all worry me:
>Multiple playable characters risks making both them and Ride Machines losing their unique identity by having both be only a part of your gameplay function: meta knight no longer flies without a machine, everybody having copy abilities etc
>Only one city trial map
>No checklist shown off
>It still mostly being a one button game rather then letting copy ability use the special button
>a few smaller things like plasma being on a timer with no flicking
>>718477674
70 might be too much for most consumers though, the original Air Ride bombed under similar circumstances competing with Double Dash.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:13:39 PM
No.718478346
>>718478513
>>718478517
>>718478256
Why are there two prices
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:13:39 PM
No.718478348
Do you guys think Kirby Air Ride Retardy will be possible?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:13:40 PM
No.718478350
Upload the music
No I'm not downloading an app
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:13:41 PM
No.718478352
>>718478440
>>718479014
>Sakurai is avoiding modern kirby characters
>Again
Sigh... I guess that's the downside of this game.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:13:43 PM
No.718478354
>>718478132
>Where is the EMOTIONAL DEPTH!?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:13:46 PM
No.718478357
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:13:51 PM
No.718478360
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:13:51 PM
No.718478362
>>718478914
>>718478093
Oh ok good. I just want my jet star back. it isnt a deal breaker if it doesnt come back but will cry
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:13:55 PM
No.718478363
>>718478256
time to order from playasia again
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:13:55 PM
No.718478364
>>718477775
if/when top ride returns, this better come back with it
https://youtu.be/S-EkrNbbNpU
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:13:57 PM
No.718478368
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:13:59 PM
No.718478373
>>718478164
At least eight more characters it looks like, though I wouldn't be surprised if the UI morphed as more and more are unlocked like in Smash Ultimate.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:14:00 PM
No.718478376
>>718478446
>>718478308
>3d game in 2025
>still has 2d sprites of upgrade items
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:14:20 PM
No.718478402
>>718478457
>>718478173
Calling someone mentally ill because you disagree is a sure sign you know they're right.
>>718478175
Never watched that shit, no Charles no buy, simple as.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:14:21 PM
No.718478405
>>718477872
Use it when it has the higher user score on review aggregate sites. That’s certain to happen unless Nintendo realizes no one likes Hallway Kart and does a massive overhaul update.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:14:26 PM
No.718478412
>>718478235
loved it, made me really nostalgic for Melee
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:14:26 PM
No.718478413
>>718476814 (OP)
Looks like trash. lmao toddlers are pathetic
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:14:27 PM
No.718478414
>>718477770
honestly way too much
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:14:36 PM
No.718478424
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:14:52 PM
No.718478440
>>718478876
>>718479014
>>718478352
Susie is right fucking there.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:14:56 PM
No.718478446
>>718478376
he kept the SOUL
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:14:56 PM
No.718478447
the remixes are so good bros
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:14:57 PM
No.718478449
>>718478565
>>718478280
I'm genuinely just curious why you hate City Trial. I can't be arsed to argue about fucking Kirby Air Ride lmao
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:14:58 PM
No.718478450
>>718478116
What creates people like you.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:14:59 PM
No.718478457
>>718478402
I’m calling you mentally I’ll because you are mentally I’ll and need help
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:15:11 PM
No.718478472
>>718478850
>>718478313
>this time
They stopped doing voice overs for Sakurai since Covid, even though every other Japanese dev gets English translators.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:15:14 PM
No.718478480
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:15:27 PM
No.718478503
>>718478283
>The question mark is just for random
obviously but it looks like you could easily fit at least 7 more characters there and he said he hasn't revealed everything yet
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:15:27 PM
No.718478506
>>718478668
>>718478924
>>718478142
>you can literally carjack niggas
City Trial online is going to be a wonderful shitshow.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:15:33 PM
No.718478512
>>718478164
Marx, forgotten land companion and more cute enemies
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:15:33 PM
No.718478513
>>718478346
Digital(top) and physical(bottom).
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:15:35 PM
No.718478517
>>718478930
>>718479074
>>718478346
1st price: digital
2nd price; physical
must be nice getting discounts like that instead of having both be the same price.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:15:38 PM
No.718478525
>>718478609
>Susie
She looks like her eggs belong to human sperm.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:15:48 PM
No.718478535
>>718478840
>>718479371
>>718478343
>Multiple playable characters risks making both them and Ride Machines losing their unique identity by having both be only a part of your gameplay function: meta knight no longer flies without a machine, everybody having copy abilities etc
No one played other characters except Kirby because copy abilities were extremely unbalanced and favored him heavily.
>Only one city trial map
Non-issue
>No checklist shown off
Come on now.jpg
>It still mostly being a one button game rather then letting copy ability use the special button
You need to rewatch the direct
>70 might be too much for most consumers though
We've had 10 years of Sony conditioning making people accept 70 dollar games, it'll be fine.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:15:53 PM
No.718478539
The top ride model is the Air Riders' twitter account avatar btw.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:15:54 PM
No.718478540
>>718477384
Oh, it's Kirby. I didn't recognize him without his signature angry eyebrows.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:15:58 PM
No.718478546
>>718478638
Nintendo Music now has 7 tracks from Air Riders up for preview
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:16:00 PM
No.718478548
>>718478830
>>718478929
>>718478317
>every western kids movie
Are you talking about Disney musicals? You're trying to point to musicals as an example of a movie having a vocal theme song? Are you going to point to a racing game and complain about there being racetracks?
Where are the vocal theme songs for movies that aren't musicals? Such as, I don't know, The Super Mario Bros Movie?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:16:16 PM
No.718478565
>>718478732
>>718479804
>>718478449
I don’t hate city trial, I’m just pointing out that citytrial autists are the smelee/rosterfags of these threads and you’re getting upset at my factual statements
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:16:19 PM
No.718478568
>>718478164
sans undertale
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:16:21 PM
No.718478572
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:16:42 PM
No.718478598
>>718478317
>Literally every western kids movie ever
Mario didn't
so your "Miyamoto wants theme songs because Hollywood!" claim immediately makes no sense
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:16:48 PM
No.718478609
>>718478653
>>718478783
>>718478525
Humans don't exist in korby games
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:16:53 PM
No.718478616
>>718478563
Both look great what do you mean
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:16:56 PM
No.718478619
>>718479217
>>718478317
You know the song has a Japanese version right? Just because there's an English version for the localization doesn't make it a "hollywood theme song"
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:17:03 PM
No.718478631
>>718477009
don't like the logo, hope its a place holder
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:17:09 PM
No.718478638
>>718478772
>>718478967
>>718478546
They were all generic Kirby/Nintendo tracks. Sounded underwhelming and nothing remarkable.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:17:17 PM
No.718478653
>>718478609
Right, they USED to exist.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:17:22 PM
No.718478663
>>718478094
yeah like I love the original Air Ride game and have dreamed about a second one but why the fuck would they make a sequel lmao. Sakurai must have being doing some demonic shit to make this happen. Either way its going to be a DMC5 situation where people will probably love it and the franchise will die
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:17:23 PM
No.718478665
>>718478164
No one. Kill and rape rosterfags.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:17:24 PM
No.718478668
>>718478506
>20 seconds left
>YONK MOTHER FUCKER!!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:17:27 PM
No.718478670
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:17:30 PM
No.718478675
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:17:39 PM
No.718478689
>>718478317
>And they certainly don't sing anison in English .
Which they don't in Japan, they have a Japanese vocal track instead. This was the case in Smash Ultimate and is the case in Air Riders.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:17:52 PM
No.718478704
this already seems like basically everything i wanted save for multiple city trial maps. i might actually have to get a switch 2 just for this game.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:17:56 PM
No.718478715
>>718478782
>>718478889
>>718478164
>the anime was HEAVILY tied to Air Ride
>was in Mass Attack as a cameo
There is literally no better time to bring him back than right now.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:18:00 PM
No.718478721
>>718478842
>forty-five fucking minutes for this asset flip slop
>meanwhile Metroid Prime 4, which has been in development for EIGHT YEARS, doesn't even have a release date
What the FUCK is Nintendo doing?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:18:03 PM
No.718478728
>>718476814 (OP)
Looks great. I don't like the lack of Top Ride but maybe it gets shown off later. Just needs more Air Ride courses than the last game as we're good. Its making me consider getting a Switch 2 since I loved the first game.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:18:06 PM
No.718478732
>>718478837
>>718478565
I mean, people talk about it a lot because it's like 60% of the game's content.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:18:08 PM
No.718478736
Am I missing something here? Who the hell even knew what Kirby air ride was?
How do they expect the zoomers of today to know what this is and buy it?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:18:10 PM
No.718478741
>>718478127
He's just trying to make people mad dude.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:18:17 PM
No.718478749
>>718478563
Those flat flower textures kek
>that'll be 70 please
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:18:25 PM
No.718478758
>>718478317
The song is in Japanese in Japan. You idiot.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:18:30 PM
No.718478762
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:18:38 PM
No.718478772
>>718478862
>>718478967
>>718478638
>They were all generic Kirby/Nintendo tracks
Lmao, mount amberfalls? Waveflow waters with the fucking guitar solo? Are you insane?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:18:40 PM
No.718478774
>>718478875
>>718478948
where's scootie
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:18:45 PM
No.718478782
>>718478715
you are alone in your love for the gay snail
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:18:45 PM
No.718478783
>>718479076
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:18:48 PM
No.718478789
>>718479376
We better get Item Bounce Remix
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:18:50 PM
No.718478794
>>718478868
>>718478164
Give me Adeline or Dark Matter Swordsman and I'll be happy.
Give me the Fairy Queen from 64 and I'll kneel and buy a Switch 2.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:18:53 PM
No.718478803
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:19:03 PM
No.718478816
>>718478164
Marx, Bonkers, Bugzzy, Adeleine, Daroach, and Elfilin
>exactly the kind of sequel people have been asking for ages
>direct only gets a lukewarm reception
how come?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:19:08 PM
No.718478826
>>718478901
>>718479029
>>718478548
All Disney
All DreamWorks
All Nickelodeon slop
That's all Miyamoto wants is to make theme park money since he lost his soul when he was forced to run the company for a few months.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:19:14 PM
No.718478837
>>718478732
ok stinky hit the treadmill
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:19:15 PM
No.718478840
>>718479371
>>718479475
>>718478343
>Multiple playable characters risks making both them and Ride Machines losing their unique identity by having both be only a part of your gameplay function: meta knight no longer flies without a machine, everybody having copy abilities etc
Isnt that why the special button exists? Also a lot of the more awkward stars maintain their identities. Ironically I think Kirby is the one that gets fucked over the most in this exchange which makes me sad
>Only one city trial map
the one makes me sad
>No checklist shown off
literally worried about nothing considering that shit was EVEN in smash
>>718478535
>No one played other characters except Kirby because copy abilities were extremely unbalanced and favored him heavily.
Nobody played Dedede and Meta Knight because they couldnt in city trial, and in free roam mode they couldnt come back to life they were just dead on the ground
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:19:15 PM
No.718478842
>>718478721
Stop using words you don't understand the meaning of.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:19:20 PM
No.718478850
>>718478472
Was probably huge cost saving and having someone able to dub/record it remotely and not sound like shit. Like his YouTube series he paid a shitton for the editing.
Shame it’s all gonna be wiped in the 2030 Great Reset. Fucking Jews.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:19:28 PM
No.718478862
>>718479038
>>718478772
Sounds typical generic Nintendo stuff, honestly
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:19:33 PM
No.718478868
>>718478794
>Dark Matter Swordsman
You might get your wish.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:19:35 PM
No.718478869
item bounce status ?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:19:41 PM
No.718478875
>>718478774
Yeah, I noticed a sad lack of the Wheelie Scooter...i'm praying that it's back and they didn't show it. Literally the most fun vehicle in the whole game.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:19:41 PM
No.718478876
>>718478440
i havent played that many kirby games but i get why sakurai hasnt put modern kirby characters in his games. most stick out like an eyesore. Gooey and rick and such were still goos but susie looks completely out of place.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:19:48 PM
No.718478884
>>718479120
>>718478164
Realistically? It's Sakurai.
3 Animal buddies. 3 more enemies. Funny charming weird pick like Starman. Maybe a returning boss like Mage Sisters or Marx. Most likely Marx because anything past RtDL is forbidden.
Actually it's just all going to be Piranha Plants. He's run out of actual picks.
What I want?
Just take from Star Allies and I'll be all set. Taranza, Mage Sisters, add in the Chinchilla, Leon might be a fun surprise. Sectonia too, I feel there's too many good guys in this roster. Sun and Moon might be cool?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:19:50 PM
No.718478889
>>718478715
well if he's in, she sure as hell better be too
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:19:54 PM
No.718478894
>>718479546
>>718478830
>That's all Miyamoto wants is
Saar
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:19:55 PM
No.718478901
>>718478947
>>718478961
>>718478826
is the american boxart gonna make him angry>
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:20:02 PM
No.718478905
>>718478830
>All Disney
False.
>All DreamWorks
False
>All Nickelodeon slop
False
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:20:07 PM
No.718478914
>>718478362
enough of the old machines made it in that i think i'd be surprised if they didn't all make it in. (save for the flight warpstar).
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:20:15 PM
No.718478924
>>718476814 (OP)
It looks good and it seems they'll be more to show later on so not much room to complain
I can only hope that the online play is at least serviceable, as in I can play the game and not stare at a lobby screen for minutes on end
Letting you listen to a preview of the soundtrack on the music app right now, while we have no idea when MKW will ever do an official soundtrack release, is based
>>718478506
Agree
If the swerve star is as powerful as last time people will be gunning for anyone who has it
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:20:18 PM
No.718478929
>>718478548
>Where are the vocal theme songs for movies that aren't musicals
James Bond movies
uhhh that's about it
I don't understand why people complain about theme songs, must be some kind of childhood trauma
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:20:18 PM
No.718478930
>>718479072
>>718478517
>discounts
nigga the physical is a markup compared to what switch games usually cost
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:20:28 PM
No.718478947
>>718478901
That pic is the american boxart so no.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:20:28 PM
No.718478948
>>718478774
Scooter was permabanned for the crime of being too OP in Air Ride 1.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:20:33 PM
No.718478954
>>718478830
Then why, you bumpkin, did the MARIO MOVIE not have a theme song? You know, the movie Miyamoto actually worked on?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:20:42 PM
No.718478961
>>718478901
Kids these days don't like their cartoon characters angry. He will look like this.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:20:50 PM
No.718478967
>>718479038
>>718478638
>>718478772
It was said that Bamco and Sora are the developers of Air Riders and not HAL, but does that mean that the HAL composers aren’t working on Air Riders? The music sounds Kirby-ish but at the same time it doesn’t sound like the newer (and midder) Kirby music from Star Allies and on
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:21:06 PM
No.718478992
>>718479134
Sakurai looked genuinely in a lot better shape, less tired and having a lot more fun here than in any smash direct
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:21:11 PM
No.718479003
>>718478825
I'm happy. Sakurai's development design of "do it again but just with way more content" appeases my lizard brain.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:21:19 PM
No.718479014
>>718481724
>>718478352
>>718478440
Nevermind, I just got to that point on the video
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:21:26 PM
No.718479029
>>718478826
>Bandana Dee getting ready to shove a javelin right through Meta Knights face
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:21:30 PM
No.718479038
>>718479192
>>718478862
>Sounds typical generic Nintendo stuff
Oh, thirdie doesn't have the app, alright.
>>718478967
>midder
You have no soul
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:21:38 PM
No.718479048
>>718476814 (OP)
I liked Overcooked, but undercooked? Not so sure.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:21:54 PM
No.718479072
>>718478930
yes switch 2 games are $10 more expensive than switch 1 games. except in the west you now pay that $10 increase on both digital and physical.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:21:55 PM
No.718479074
>>718484719
>>718478517
Here in Europe it's 70€ digital and 80€ physical.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:21:59 PM
No.718479076
>>718478783
Okay where is the sperm?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:22:00 PM
No.718479078
>>718479196
>eshop page
>no top ride
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:22:00 PM
No.718479079
>>718478825
Because normalfaga
The game looks like a WII remaster or a WIIU game at best.
Why exactly is it a Switch 2 exclusive when it looks like it could run on the switch other than Nintendo wanting to force people to buy a switch 2.
>King Dedede, Meta Knight, Gooey, Magolor and Susie can now use copy abilities
What does this mean for the lore
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:22:15 PM
No.718479109
wheres this nigga
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:22:27 PM
No.718479120
>>718479561
>>718478884
>Most likely Marx because anything past RtDL is forbidden.
Anon, Susie's right there.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:22:35 PM
No.718479128
>>718479186
>>718479274
>25 GB
is this the biggest nintendo game of all time
mario kart world is only 22
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:22:40 PM
No.718479134
>>718479223
>>718479402
>>718478992
he looked like he isn't trying to balance shit
so its all "is this fun? lets do it"
i bet he hates Smashfags for being whiny bitches
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:22:40 PM
No.718479135
>>718478729
stop being an anti-dreamlander poyo
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:22:45 PM
No.718479141
>Creator has a bias towards his creations
I never understood the seethe. Its just common sense. I bet a lot of the other people on the team dont care enough to speak up and say "how about thing from other game" since its japan
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:22:45 PM
No.718479142
>>718479235
>>718479313
>>718479087
>why don't we just put all games on PS4 and PS5????
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:23:07 PM
No.718479170
>>718478825
Lukewarm is equivalent to rapturous applause on /v/
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:23:19 PM
No.718479186
>>718479584
>>718479128
What the fuck is 25 GB in this? Do they have the theme song in 33 languages?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:23:25 PM
No.718479192
>>718479038
We both know that Star Allies, Forgotten Land and RTDL DX’s new tracks were lame compared to their work on Planet Robobot and before, have you heard how bad some of the new songs sound compared to their old work?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:23:25 PM
No.718479193
>>718479340
>>718479093
Kirby's use of Copy Abilities has never been tied to the lore, and Gooey could always use them, you filthy fucking secondary
tongue my anus
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:23:27 PM
No.718479196
>>718479078
why would they put it on the eshop page but not in the direct, they'll probably reveal it in a trailer for a september general direct
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:23:27 PM
No.718479197
>>718479340
>>718479093
Gooey could always use copy abilities, he was a lore bomb from the start.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:23:31 PM
No.718479205
>>718477009
who IS going to win between the two?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:23:38 PM
No.718479214
>>718478830
Disney has a number of animated films that aren't musical. Likewise, almost none of Pixar's films are musicals, and only a few Dreamworks animated films are. You're completely full of shit.
It's also pretty fuckin cheap to try to point to musicals as examples, no shit they contain songs. How about non-musicals that have a vocal theme song? Since you're claiming it's so standard.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:23:41 PM
No.718479217
>>718479285
>>718479360
>>718478619
THEY WOULDN'T MAKE AN ENGLISH VERSION IF THEY WEREN'T PLANNING ON USING IT SOME OTHER WAY
That's for all of these songs. Mario Odyssey gets a pass because there were story reasons for Pauline's song and she's a New Yorker anyway.
But if they were just putting le heckin' anime song in the game because they're Japanese (makes no sense btw, stop pretending you know the culture) NoA would have just used an instrumental version for their version.
It's all part of Miyamoto's Mandate:
>censor everything (Deathmatch became Dust-up Derby (not even Destruction Derby like KAR1))
>infiltrate Hollywood to make easily licensed product
>build theme parks
>profit
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:23:47 PM
No.718479223
>>718479353
>>718479134
Getting your own solo instance if you are the only person to vote for a city trial game has to be the funniest thing ive seen in a while
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:23:50 PM
No.718479226
>>718479340
>>718479093
[...] Gooey [...] can now use copy abilities
anon...
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:23:51 PM
No.718479230
I can't stop listening to the initial riff of the water stage bros, help me.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:23:55 PM
No.718479235
>>718479337
>>718479142
They should. Nintendo is a dumbass for leaving money on the table.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:23:58 PM
No.718479238
>"SAKURAAAAAAIIIIIII RU STRUPID STRUBBAHN COCKSUCKER! ACKNOWREDGE KUMAZAKI'S CHARACTAHS RAITO NAO OR YOU WIRR BE STRUCK MAKING SMASHU BROTHAHS FOREBAH! YOUR FRAGRANT DISRASPECTU OF KAHBY-KUN' SUPERIOR DIRECTAH US DISAHONORABU AND SHAMEFUR AND SHARR BE TORERATED NO RONGAH!!!"
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:24:10 PM
No.718479254
>verdict
its a sequel with minimal changes to the original…
…which even in 2003, was not considered a good game by the paid “journalists”
but this time sakurai is jerking it off, so automatic 9 score this time
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:24:11 PM
No.718479256
>>718480001
>>718477002
what the fuck was the parting of the red sea a metaphor for?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:24:16 PM
No.718479263
>>718479497
I feel like so few people played air ride that he ended up designing an hd remake instead of a sequel. The races were the weakest part of the original and it still looks like the main racing mechanics aren't going to be interesting for more than 5 minutes
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:24:18 PM
No.718479268
>>718478825
its still a risky bet because the original was a weird gamecube game from sakurai which is barely known to the masses.
For what its worth it looks extremely fun and polished. Id get it over MKW if i had a switch 2.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:24:19 PM
No.718479269
>>718481076
>>718479093
Copy abilities don't exist in-universe they're just a game mechanic.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:24:19 PM
No.718479274
>>718479128
If it stays at that size we will finally have a first party game that exceeds Wii U Xenoblade X in filesize…
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:24:27 PM
No.718479285
>>718479217
Explain why Super Kirby Clash had an English theme song, genius
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:24:44 PM
No.718479306
>>718479509
This is the moment I knew the game was in safe hands.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:24:50 PM
No.718479312
>>718479702
>>718478164
official unannounced roster, source; it came to be in a grand vison
dubious rodent from latest game
marx
all the animal buddies
taranza
bronto burt
broom hatter
scarfy
kabu
dynablade chick
Gim
Tac
Poppy bros
the meta-knights (all are one character)
Dark Matter (final boss)
Echoes:
Bonker (dedede)
Galacta knight
Wheelie (essentially just playing Kirby with a wheelie type star but with the rider model turned off)
daroach is shown dead in a ditch after a brutal collusion during the end credits
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:24:51 PM
No.718479313
>>718479417
>>718479142
Nigga i asked why the game is not on older hardware of its own publisher when it looks like it could easily run it not why its not coming to Sony and Xbox.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:24:59 PM
No.718479327
>>718478563
Both games are ugly as sin
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:25:03 PM
No.718479332
>>718479468
honestly love that sakurai's games look like HD high fidelity gamecube games. hes still got that 2000s taste
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:25:03 PM
No.718479334
>>718479547
>>718476814 (OP)
I need Sakurai's address Imma send him some hoes. Classy ones, the kind with a no-disease guarantee
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:25:06 PM
No.718479337
>>718479235
>leaving money on the table.
True! Like porting PlayStation games on PC. That totally didn't erode the brand and lose them the war! Oh wait... They're a third party now...
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:25:13 PM
No.718479340
>>718479951
>>718479193
>>718479197
>>718479226
Sorry I forgot, I never had anybody to play multiplayer with in Dream Land 3 (or any other Kirby game)…
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:25:18 PM
No.718479351
>>718479520
>>718476814 (OP)
This shit looks like a switch 1 game
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:25:20 PM
No.718479353
>>718479473
>>718479223
It should make you do the actual minigame by yourself.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:25:24 PM
No.718479360
>>718479217
>THEY WOULDN'T MAKE AN ENGLISH VERSION IF THEY WEREN'T PLANNING ON USING IT SOME OTHER WAY
really
what else did they use lifelight from smash ult for then, quick!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:25:33 PM
No.718479371
>>718478840
>Isnt that why the special button exists?
I mean, I guess in a sense, but that's not what I care about in the context of what I said. I don't think picking a character just based on what super you get is interesting.
>>718478535
>You need to rewatch the direct
As in, I wish the copy ability/item button was on the special/super button ( or having it's own third button), rather then sharing the same button as the boost/drift
>No one played other characters except Kirby because...
...they weren't in city trial and that's what people played. Honestly i'd rather they keep other characters to being an afterthought and having it mostly be kirby only again potentially if the tradeoff of adding a lot of other characters is them being more interchangable or the ride machines feeling less unique as a result
If nothing else though it does seem like Sakurai is still making the machines feel super distinct.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:25:35 PM
No.718479376
>>718479735
>>718478729
>>718478789
>>718478729
It sounds like they just carried forward a lot of the tracks from the anime, in their original quality. Considering that the Japanese market it totally unaware of the western market's associations with Dedede Bustle, known colloquially as Item Bounce, it's possible it could be in the game, if the Item Bounce even itself has returned. Which isn't a guarantee, considering there seem to be other events that affect the items, like the Giant Items event.
I wouldn't put it past NoA to tell them "Uh, hey, this is a bad idea, pick a different song. This one's a little dicey." and ruin it like the eternal faggots they are.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:25:44 PM
No.718479391
>>718477583
Why does it matter if it's popular or sells?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:25:58 PM
No.718479402
>>718479134
Pretty sure he always saw Smash as more of a fun game than a competitive one. He never really wanted to aim that. He just kinda got forced to
It’s why there’s so many items in regular play, even if it’s not the main bulks of players anymore
So why is this trash getting a sequel again?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:26:07 PM
No.718479414
I'm expecting this game will sell well with how fast this thread is moving. very happy people give a shit about one of my favorite games, still.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:26:09 PM
No.718479416
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:26:10 PM
No.718479417
>>718479313
.... Because it's a mistake to optimize and release a game on weaker hardware and do more work for less profit when you can push the new console and give it a hot new exclusive. I was trying to give you a metaphor dumbass.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:26:23 PM
No.718479443
>>718479667
>>718477770
this shouldve been $50
god damn it nintendo
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:26:37 PM
No.718479460
This looks ugly as hell wtf. Mario Kart World looks better in comparison
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:26:44 PM
No.718479468
>>718479332
the last sakurai game i played was melee and air riders still has a lot of the same styling as melee.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:26:48 PM
No.718479473
>>718479590
>>718479353
You do; they even enter a couple CPUs based on your City Trial opponents' loadout and upgrades so you can style on them.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:26:49 PM
No.718479475
>>718478840
anon he didn't even reveal the achievement boxes in the first smash trailer
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:26:53 PM
No.718479481
>>718479403
All time case of critics having shit taste.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:27:05 PM
No.718479497
>>718479263
Good. Pikmin 4 is what happens when you butcher series fundamentals for the sake of shiny new gimmicks.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:27:11 PM
No.718479505
>>718478132
Gayest shit I’ve ever read on this website.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:27:16 PM
No.718479509
>>718479738
>>718479306
it's crazy how well he knows his own game's appeal
why can't other creators understand this
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:27:18 PM
No.718479513
>>718476814 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxY
Bring it back, cowards. We are Galactic Nova's chosen people.
my beloved, where is it...
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:27:21 PM
No.718479520
>>718479351
i thought the same until they showed gameplay for the beach track. It's quite a spectacle.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:27:27 PM
No.718479528
>>718480408
When the last complaint the shills have is about graphics being le bad you know you won.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:27:38 PM
No.718479545
>>718479403
never played the first one but this shit looks way better than mario kart world
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:27:39 PM
No.718479546
>>718479716
>>718478894
Why are those who call others an ESL/pajeet the quickest ALWAYS ESL themselves, with limited grasp of the language?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:27:40 PM
No.718479547
>>718479334
anon he is married
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:27:50 PM
No.718479561
>>718479727
>>718479120
>Cherrypicking with Susie
Yeah what's next, you're gonna say Magolor too huh?
Understand that the rest of the entire game shown so far has been Pre-RtDL enemies, music, locations, and inspirations.
Skyah even has the same naming conventions as other planets in Milkyway Wishes.
The rock enemy obstacle in the caves level was from Amazing Mirror.
Every track in the trailer, minus one, was from pre-RtDL. And the only one was like, a miniboss theme from RtDL.
Dynablade returning is fine, but Kracko being a boss too is a bit too telling. Squeak Squad, Forgotten Land, and Robobot are BEGGING for any appearance in here.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:27:54 PM
No.718479565
>>718479682
Was there a remix of Checker Knights? I fucking love Checker Knights.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:27:55 PM
No.718479568
>>718479403
Game reviewers are fucking retards.
Also the sky is blue.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:28:11 PM
No.718479584
>>718479186
You say that, but I wouldn't actually be surprised if that was the case
https://youtu.be/y6CIRrMkqMw
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:28:12 PM
No.718479585
>>718479403
Because people back then actually played games rather than getting their opinions from redditcritic, so it gained a fanbase
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:28:12 PM
No.718479587
>>718477509
Of course it is, lmao
Shame, looks great, but I'll never spend more than 59.99 on a video game. Scene autists better hurry up and crack the console/make an emulator.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:28:13 PM
No.718479589
>>718479734
This game looks amazing. I'm getting my siblings together for split screen when this comes out.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:28:14 PM
No.718479590
>>718479473
I mean without the CPUs. I think it would be funny if you're just in an arena beating up enemies by yourself or something.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:28:17 PM
No.718479592
>>718479516
in the next direct
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:28:19 PM
No.718479597
>>718479683
MYSTERY NIGGAS
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:28:31 PM
No.718479610
>>718479087
this game was 100% on switch 1 initially
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:28:49 PM
No.718479635
Woke up late, are we already done making fun of the retards who swore up and down there wouldn't be more characters?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:28:48 PM
No.718479636
>>718481620
Split Screen?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:28:52 PM
No.718479638
>>718479739
>>718479764
The website does mention that 4 people can play in 1 system, so splitscreen is definitely back.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:29:04 PM
No.718479660
>>718479087
>a WII remaster
get a fucking grip
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:29:11 PM
No.718479667
>>718479812
>>718481728
>>718479443
It is $54 in japan. We are paying the orange man tariff tax.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:29:14 PM
No.718479672
>>718479403
>unironically listening to game reviewers after GG exposed the industry
The Nintendo penalty is real
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:29:20 PM
No.718479681
>>718479516
probably inside one of the boxes that Sakurai immediately started avoiding when they were on screen during the gameplay demonstration
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:29:22 PM
No.718479682
>>718479565
not yet. I'm sure it's in the game along with tons of other things we have yet to see. wait until Direct 2
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:29:23 PM
No.718479683
>>718479597
Another day, another time Dedede has been possessed by an evil eldritch force.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:29:35 PM
No.718479702
>>718479312
based getterbro
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:29:40 PM
No.718479714
>>718479403
Kirby Air Ride probably has the second or third longest marketing tail of any GameCube game ever released, behind Mario Sunshine and Luigi's Mansion, and ahead of Eternal Darkness. Critics didn't like it at the time because they thought it was a cheap, slapped together babby game. (Which it was. It just happened to be laced with Crack for Autistic Children)
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:29:45 PM
No.718479716
>>718480176
>>718479546
I'm not sure your limited grasp of English language allows you to understand that the proper grammar there was
>That all Miyamoto wants is
You put an extra verb when it wasn't needed :)
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:29:55 PM
No.718479727
>>718479561
Yeah, Magolor too. Both major RtDL and post-RtDL characters.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:29:58 PM
No.718479734
>>718480164
>>718479589
They're probably all too busy with their families to come around your parents house to play this with you.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:29:58 PM
No.718479735
>>718479820
>>718479376
I don’t think NoA is online enough to know Item Bounce’s status as an anti-Semitic meme. They would have struck down the song’s YouTube comment section if they did.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:30:00 PM
No.718479738
>>718480110
>>718479509
the last 20 fucking years of air ride discourse was
>city trials is amazing, you had to be there
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:30:02 PM
No.718479739
>>718479791
>>718479638
Website link?
>Clearly says "Deathmatch"
>Gets translated to "Dustup Derby"
fucking sissies for translators
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:30:20 PM
No.718479764
>>718479638
I'm so glad they kept the local wireless for a lot of their games
LAN parties live on
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:30:39 PM
No.718479791
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:30:39 PM
No.718479792
>>718479516
>16 players fighting for Dragoon parts
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:30:54 PM
No.718479804
>>718479959
>>718478565
Sakurai himself said the appeal of the game isn’t really racing, he knows it’s City Trial. You are a gay faggot.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:30:59 PM
No.718479812
>>718479667
i'm in brazil and it's $80.31
it's over. japs are the only ones getting a deal
>>718476814 (OP)
I want to play as Mr. Frosty.
Who else wants him to be in the roster?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:31:04 PM
No.718479820
>>718479735
They did do that, back in 2023, in fact. The one that's on Youtube now is a reupload.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:31:11 PM
No.718479826
>>718479752
The Unalive Competition
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:31:13 PM
No.718479830
>>718479859
This game looks every bit as lame as Air Rider was. Kirbyfags are in for a rude awakening when this game inevitably flops.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:31:24 PM
No.718479842
>>718480012
>>718476814 (OP)
Literally exactly what I wanted from a sequel
I'm surprised they didn't show off any legendary machines though, I'm guessing there are new ones
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:31:28 PM
No.718479851
>>718479968
>>718480063
>get legendary ride
>EVERYONE is on your ass trying to carjack you
will be kino
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:31:33 PM
No.718479859
>>718480310
>>718479830
>Air Rider
Saaaar
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:32:02 PM
No.718479886
>>718479950
>>718479817
frosty bros rise up
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:32:05 PM
No.718479889
>>718479817
Mr. *Flosty. Get it right.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:32:08 PM
No.718479894
>>718479817
only if I can see his big blue ass
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:32:13 PM
No.718479898
>>718478024
He's technically not Nintendo though, he's a freelancer working in his and his wife's own company, Sora limited, for clients. For this one and the last Smash Bros. he worked with Bandai Namco.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:32:21 PM
No.718479909
Air Ride looks much improvement and actually worth playing now, maybe.
City Trial barely changed and only one stage? Huge disappointment.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:32:33 PM
No.718479919
>>718480010
>>718480281
The Nintendo Music app has a song for a stage that wasn't shown in the direct: Steamgust Forge.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:32:46 PM
No.718479941
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:32:52 PM
No.718479950
>>718480057
>>718480174
>>718479886
why does he do that...
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:32:54 PM
No.718479951
>>718479340
You could summon Gooey in single player too
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:32:57 PM
No.718479959
>>718480665
>>718479804
CITYTRIALTRANNY MELTDOWN LMFAO
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:33:09 PM
No.718479968
>>718479851
would be just like Juggernaut mode in Halo. absolute fucking kino.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:33:15 PM
No.718479982
>>718480073
Mario Kart world looks better.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:33:27 PM
No.718480001
>>718479256
fucking ur mom
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:33:33 PM
No.718480010
>>718479919
holy shit, that looks so SOULFUL
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:33:33 PM
No.718480012
>>718479842
>I'm guessing there are new ones
There's probably a chariot
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:33:49 PM
No.718480030
>>718477272
Balan Wonderworld had three buttons.
Balanbros stay winning.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:33:57 PM
No.718480037
>>718480083
Only thing that could make this game better is proximity voice chat in City Trial.
Was it confirmed if this is the full roster or not? I don’t want to see rosterfagging over Kirby…
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:33:59 PM
No.718480040
pretty good.
the game looks nice.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:34:14 PM
No.718480057
>>718479950
he's a boss, so he's taunting (You)
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:34:16 PM
No.718480058
>>718480169
>tendies are gonna spend $70 on tech demos and indie tier games the entire gen
Hahahahahaa
Holy shit
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:34:19 PM
No.718480061
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:34:20 PM
No.718480063
>>718480263
>>718479851
Bro people are gonna be on your ass the moment you pick up one part.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:34:27 PM
No.718480073
>>718480227
>>718479982
>t. snoy samefag
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:34:30 PM
No.718480078
>>718476814 (OP)
Never played the original, it's amazing how the Mario Kart developers still have their Battle Mode so fucking barebones compared to City Trials.
Thinking deeper, City Trials is something the fucking Bomberman developers should have thought about it not Sakurai
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:34:35 PM
No.718480083
>>718480037
I want the 16 player kino
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:34:40 PM
No.718480091
>>718480038
The roster select is only half full, also do you really think Sakurai would reveal everything now when the release is in November?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:34:42 PM
No.718480092
>>718479087
Why should I give a fuck at all stupid ass retard? Who fucking cares?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:34:49 PM
No.718480110
>>718479738
you'd be surprised how dense game devs are
looking at you TODD
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:34:54 PM
No.718480117
>>718480038
No. And it seems we're getting some sort of Dark Matter character as a potential unlockable.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:34:57 PM
No.718480121
>>718480038
The character select screen is only halfway full, and Sakurai said at the end of the direct that there’s more to the game he didn’t show.
>>718479752
>they censoring Kirby games now
You can't make this shit up.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:35:11 PM
No.718480137
>>718477990
>Starman
Who?
That's my nigger Jumping Dan.
They may erase your name from the annals of history, but they wont erase it from my heart.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:35:18 PM
No.718480149
>>718477163
i'm sure the game with a 97% attach rate is in trouble
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:35:36 PM
No.718480164
>>718479734
I'm the family man among us, actually. And we regularly get together without this, thank you very much.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:35:38 PM
No.718480169
>>718480058
please show me the indie air ride-likes
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:35:39 PM
No.718480170
>>718480128
>now
>implying
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:35:42 PM
No.718480174
>>718479950
because he's ebin
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:35:43 PM
No.718480176
>>718480335
>>718479716
You really think the sentence
>That's all Miyamoto wants to make theme park money.
Makes any sense at all?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:35:46 PM
No.718480183
Waveflow Waters > Mount Amberfalls > Steamgust Forge > Floria Fields
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:35:51 PM
No.718480191
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:35:53 PM
No.718480196
I only had a chance to skim it, but I think I'm getting everything I wanted and more.
>16 player
>Only one map is a bit sad but size is good and it seems some interesting underground things
>Storing items is sick
>Carjacking
>Mini events like races on the map
I really hope they have an option for 7 mins instead of 5 like the first game too.
Only thing left I need to see is the item bounce music :^)
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:36:13 PM
No.718480227
>>718480983
>>718480073
>calls someone a snoy for saying another Nintendo game looks better
are you retarded or just pretending?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:36:36 PM
No.718480263
>>718480063
>players who have a dragoon/hydra part are marked on the map if you are near them
>players who are on the fully assembled legendary ride are always marked on the map for everyone
Niche boomers may be happy with this game but zoomers have never even heard of air ride
How will this sell?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:36:45 PM
No.718480281
>>718479919
Machine Passage 2?
Holy fuck the music in this game is so good and it's not even out yet
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:36:52 PM
No.718480292
>>718480358
>>718480128
Between the mass sudden ID verification push, the Roblox scandal, and now censoring toddler games, what the fuck is going on with Gen Alpha?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:37:09 PM
No.718480310
>>718480441
>>718479859
Sakurai is not your friend, silly Cubesnoy.
Kine spotted as an NPC
Kine deconfirmed lol
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:37:28 PM
No.718480335
>>718480616
>>718480176
If you use proper punctuation, which is a sign of proper English use, yes. Yes it does.
>That's all miyamoto wants, to make theme park money.
I'm not sure if your previous attempt was correct in Indian English though, feel free to let me know if it was.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:37:29 PM
No.718480336
>>718477213
they're playing city trial in that image, there is no right or wrong way
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:37:34 PM
No.718480343
>>718480624
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:37:38 PM
No.718480348
>>718480270
Forgotten Land became the best-selling Kirby game of all time, the game will sell good just for having Kirby alone.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:37:42 PM
No.718480357
>>718480270
>but zoomers have never even heard of air ride
Oh they have.
The Item Bounce shit was really popular on tik tok some time ago.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:37:43 PM
No.718480358
>>718481080
>>718480292
they're getting culturally raped
i feel bad for them
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:37:50 PM
No.718480367
>>718480313
rickbros, there's still hope
Can I still play as meta knight without a machine
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:38:11 PM
No.718480405
>>718480270
>zoomers have never even heard of air ride
that's just not true
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:38:13 PM
No.718480408
/v/ always shits on seuqels, specifically Nintendo ones, for being too different from the original games and yet here ITT we have people screeching that a game which actually seems to understand what a sequel should be (by /v/'s own definition!) isn't 100% exactly like the original (which /v/ calls rehashes)?
Kek, never change.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:38:19 PM
No.718480415
>>718480313
Cappy and Waddle are also NPCs THOUGH
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:38:23 PM
No.718480418
>>718480313
>riders can also appear and wander around on the track
Uh oh, you didn’t read the fine print
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:38:23 PM
No.718480419
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:38:24 PM
No.718480423
>>718480526
>>718476814 (OP)
I'm overall really happy with it, playable characters that can all use copy abilities is exactly what I wanted and I'm sure more characters are gonna be playable than what was shown, Magalor and Susie give me hope for more modern Kirby rep. New machines look very nice and I bet there's gonna be new legendary machines too
Only one city trial map is my only complaint, huge missed opportunity
That and no checklist reveal but I'm sure that's coming,same with top ride
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:38:39 PM
No.718480441
>>718480524
>>718480310
>Cubesnoy
Saaaaaar
A bunch of half baked content. City trial is half baked, not enough content in this day and age, the racing is half baked as well. Should have just skipped over everything except city trial and added more content for that game mode. Playing the same 4 final challenges and the same not that big map etc is going to get old quick.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:38:41 PM
No.718480445
>>718480270
You underestimate how much women fucking love Kirby.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:38:49 PM
No.718480457
>>718480564
>>718480313
Cataquack spotted as an NPC
Cataquack deconfirmed
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:38:51 PM
No.718480461
>>718480383
He ditches the machine for a bit when you use his special, that's the best you are getting
You could also just hop off your ride
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:39:13 PM
No.718480483
>>718476814 (OP)
No more than 5, maybe 6 people that have posted in this thread actually owned a GameCube and Kirby Air Riders. It’s literally all zoomies that didn’t even know who Sakurai was until Smash Ultimate released. This is all fake hype from fake fans that don’t even know what they’re talking about
>>718476814 (OP)
>1 City Trial Map
>70 dollarydoos
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:39:37 PM
No.718480524
>>718480661
>>718480441
Keep deepthroating that jap microdick, Cubesnoy. Also, change up your vocabulary just a smidge. You look like a retarded parrot.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:39:37 PM
No.718480526
>>718482584
>>718480423
being that it has a name (Skyah), I'm fully 100% expecting multiple City Trial maps. possibly the original as well
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:39:48 PM
No.718480545
>>718480313
If anything, that gives him more reason to be a racer.
All the other enemy scrimblos are likely just reused assets from the racetracks as well.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:39:49 PM
No.718480547
>>718480443
>I haven't played it but I decided it's "half baked"
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:39:59 PM
No.718480558
>>718480505
>>718480519
Discord sisters, too blatant. Fall back! We need to reorganize!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:40:05 PM
No.718480564
>>718483485
>>718480457
cataquack is a species. there's only one kine.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:40:10 PM
No.718480572
>>718480270
WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT ZOOMERS?
WHY ARE THEY EVEN IMPORTANT?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:40:17 PM
No.718480581
>>718480671
Is Aqua Star a safe place to visit in the Kirbyverse?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:40:33 PM
No.718480614
>>718480519
>hurr durr how come chess only has 1 map
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:40:36 PM
No.718480616
>>718480768
>>718480335
The true sign of an ESL is not understanding colloquialism. Actual English speakers say the sentence the way it was written, in real life.
>All Miyamoto wants is to....
Makes perfect sense and is how humans speak. The "is" is not unnecessary and the sentence makes no sense without it when spoken, in fact.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:40:40 PM
No.718480624
>>718480738
>>718480343
Read my post again, illiterate-kun.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:40:42 PM
No.718480628
>>718480270
It won't. Just like with the TTYD remake, Cubefags are about to get a wakeup call that the games they fellate aren't as important as they're hyped up to be.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:40:47 PM
No.718480636
>>718480505
I haven't played Kirby Air Riders because it isn't out yet.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:40:49 PM
No.718480640
Why do Japanese presentations look so dumb? Even for Nintendo, their games look 10/10 but the presentation sucks.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:40:51 PM
No.718480645
>>718480443
>same 4 final challenges
anon, you get a choice out of 4 random challenges, there's not just 4 challenges total
Agreed on only one city trial map though that's stupid
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:40:52 PM
No.718480647
>>718480313
Starman was wandering around as an NPC too. Sakurai made direct notice of that before revealing he's playable.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:40:53 PM
No.718480651
>>718480734
>>718481089
Definitely looks fun, but I don't know if I'll get it at launch. Going through some money issues right now. Maybe for the holidays.
Also no Marx no buy
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:41:00 PM
No.718480661
>>718480524
>cubesnoy
Sirs trying to make this a thing gives me life. You'll never divorce snoy from your beloved masters in California, best to accept it.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:41:04 PM
No.718480665
>>718481674
>>718479959
Masashiro Sakurai is melting down
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:41:09 PM
No.718480671
>>718480884
>>718480581
why did they think that name was a good idea
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:41:17 PM
No.718480681
looks like slop honestly. looks like it will score on the low 80s at best, even with the nintendo bonus.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:41:24 PM
No.718480693
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:41:38 PM
No.718480716
>>718476814 (OP)
I’m not suffering from arrested development enough to play Kirby games, much less watch promotional videos about them.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:41:38 PM
No.718480717
>>718476814 (OP)
The checklist better fucking return, it's the only thing that actually made the first game fun for me playing solo. Also really hoping they just bring back all the old tracks from the first game for this one, it's been 20 years and there's only 9 of them, there's really no reason not to.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:41:51 PM
No.718480734
>>718480651
>marxfags seething this much
you love to see it
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:41:54 PM
No.718480738
>>718480624
I did, I just thought it'd be a fun aside.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:41:56 PM
No.718480743
>>718480519
Considering I played the City Trial map to death in the original I don't see a huge problem with the new one, looks pretty nice with the layers.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:42:00 PM
No.718480749
>718480505
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:42:17 PM
No.718480768
>>718480907
>>718480616
>The "is" is not unnecessary and the sentence makes no sense without it when spoken, in fact.
Nice attempt at a strawman, brother, but your core mistake is "that's [...] is" not the second is. You only get one per verb. Feel free to cope.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:42:28 PM
No.718480786
>>718478096
you made me look
lmao
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:43:13 PM
No.718480847
I hope this half baked game flops so we get all the dlc for free
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:43:16 PM
No.718480848
>>718479752
I HATE UNALIVE NEWSPEAK I HATE UNALIVE NEWSPEAK I HATE UNALIVE NEWSPEAK I HATE UNALIVE NEWSPEAK I HATE UNALIVE NEWSPEAK I HATE UNALIVE NEWSPEAK I HATE UNALIVE NEWSPEAK
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:43:18 PM
No.718480852
>>718476814 (OP)
It loojs like... Kirby I guess?
It didn't wow me or anything. Need to see more of a story mode or something.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:43:20 PM
No.718480856
>>718480913
>>718480931
I didn't watch, give me a qrd
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:43:34 PM
No.718480884
>>718482869
>>718480671
It was just short for torpedo.
Innocent times.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:43:45 PM
No.718480898
>>718481012
>>718481184
Crazy they can’t even make convincing bait to hate on this game. It looks good.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:43:50 PM
No.718480907
>>718480938
>>718480768
No native English speakers cares this much about grammar.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:43:51 PM
No.718480913
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:43:56 PM
No.718480919
>>718481148
When was the last time Starman and Knuckle Joe were in a Kirby game? I don’t think Starman has appeared since RTDL and Knuckle Joe since Robobot?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:44:02 PM
No.718480926
>>718478337
Bravo Massive Hero Soccer Guy
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:44:06 PM
No.718480931
>>718480856
it's air ride 2
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:44:10 PM
No.718480938
>>718481083
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:44:29 PM
No.718480960
>>718480412
>/v/ is one person
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:44:46 PM
No.718480983
>>718480227
>noooooooo how could he see through my brilliant tactic of disingenuously praising another Nintendo game to shit on this one, that's impossible!
Kill yourself, snoytroon.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:44:50 PM
No.718480991
>>718481358
>>718479752
The events in Air Ride 1 were called Destruction Derby, I wonder if that was Deathmatch in the Jap?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:45:05 PM
No.718481012
>>718480898
Most of the anons trying to shitpost probably weren't even alive when Air Ride came out.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:45:16 PM
No.718481030
>>718482353
>Sakurai acknowledges city trial was the most popular mode and it's not just a racing game
>will probably only have just a few race tracks like the original, which only had 9
the game doesn't seem like it will have a huge amount of content, main new stuff is just new characters and vehicles, and more matches at the end of the city trial. Considering Smash DLC ended in late 2021, the Smash team spent a bit less than 4 years on this game. Seems like a lot for this game when you take into amount the huge amount of content in Ultimate in the same amount of time. I wonder if they're working on Smash concurrently but I doubt it.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:45:18 PM
No.718481034
My biggest issue with the original game was the lack of control you had and sticking to (mostly) one button is still a huge issue. Even Sakurai himself was having a hell of a time trying to maneuver around in City Trial for the demo because it's so clunky.
At least you can swap rides on the spot now.
It would be nice if they gave shit like the spin attack binds as an option but let you play using the original controls if you wanted. It would make the game so much more smooth to play.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:45:29 PM
No.718481054
>>718480412
Speak for yourself schizo, I'm getting this day one.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:45:37 PM
No.718481069
>>718481147
>>718480443
Should have just skipped this incredibly dumb request to make a Kirby Air Riders sequel in the same year Mario Kart World exists.
A second Kid Icarus game would have been better.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:45:45 PM
No.718481076
>>718479269
You need the star rod to beat nightmare in adventure which is a copy ability
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:45:49 PM
No.718481080
>>718480358
This wouldn’t happen if parents would watch their kids’ internet diet instead of forcing the rest of the internet to walk on egg shells because children MIGHT be there.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:45:51 PM
No.718481083
>>718481139
>>718480938
Phoneposter actually, Gboard is shit. Point still stands btw.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:45:53 PM
No.718481089
>>718480651
Magolor and Susie are in so there's a 100% chance Marx is in too
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:45:55 PM
No.718481093
>>718481358
>>718479752
Same as the first game in case anyone was wondering
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:45:56 PM
No.718481096
>>718479093
Aside from Gooey, who always could do it, they can't in lore. In this game it is just a game mechanic to make it more fun.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:46:21 PM
No.718481139
>>718481646
>>718481083
>Phoneposter
Subhuman detected
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:46:31 PM
No.718481147
>>718481069
>Kid Icarus chariot racing
imagine the kino
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:46:32 PM
No.718481148
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:46:37 PM
No.718481156
>>718481312
are we getting more sakurai's wife schizo UI
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:46:43 PM
No.718481161
>bump limit in less than 1 hour
we're fucking back bros
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:46:59 PM
No.718481184
>>718481741
>>718480898
I'll probably be alternating between World and Air Riders when it comes out.
Now all I need is Diddy Kong Racing on the Nintendo Online Nintendo 64 app.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:47:05 PM
No.718481189
>>718476926
Sorry, characters from good games only.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:47:09 PM
No.718481198
>>718476814 (OP)
Visually it looks fairly generic, kind of a shame since the original looks so nice and distinctive, and Forgotten Land proved that modern Kirby can still look good and unique
IDK what it is with Sakurai but it feels like his games tend to look worse visually when he has better tech to work with
New City Trial map in particular looks visually boring on the surface and I'm not a fan of it being a sky island
But the underground parts might save it, we'll see
Kind of cool to see more playable characters, though giving them all copy abilities feels like a cop-out and makes Kirby feel less unique
Mechanically it seems like it could be a complete clusterfuck in terms of balancing, but to be fair the original was horribly balanced so that might end up giving it more soul
Not a fan of the vocal theme song but the rest of the music might be okay
Also not a fan of the cringe announcer voice but whatever, it's not a huge deal
The game on the whole might just need time to grow on me as I play it
Guess I'll just have to see how I feel when I actually have it in my hands
Renders of the four main RTDL characters
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:47:45 PM
No.718481250
>>718481510
>>718480412
You might have a point if it was any other game, but this is an unchanged sequel to air ride, a dogshit babby party racer that your one autistic friend at a sleepover would beg everyone to play and nobody would have fun with because it's just his autistic ass going straight for all the powerful shit which he memorized the location of beforehand. Nobody wants to play this shit in 2025 except for the same autists who are now pushing 40.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:47:50 PM
No.718481257
>>718479752
To be fair it sounds dark for a Kirby game. I mean are Kirby and friends technically really fucking killing each other?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:47:58 PM
No.718481270
Wow the game looks polished and pretty fun. It’s just not $70 fun. End of the day it’s an arcade racing game. Would grab it on sale but Nintendo games don’t go on sale. Especially this close after Mario Fart
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:48:08 PM
No.718481281
>>718481346
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:48:35 PM
No.718481312
>>718481156
I dunno, looked like SSBU UI, even simpler.
Nintendo mandates readability first in all of their games these days.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:48:41 PM
No.718481330
>Didn't show item bounce event
Do they know?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:48:43 PM
No.718481334
>>718481220
...and bandana dee
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:48:45 PM
No.718481335
>>718481974
>>718481220
Yes... they look like... Kirby characters.
So... this is... the power of... Switch 2...?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:48:56 PM
No.718481346
>>718481281
They are jolly fellows
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:49:00 PM
No.718481351
>>718481220
>stitching on dedede's glove
Cool. I like when they add these details.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:49:04 PM
No.718481358
>>718481483
>>718480991
>>718481093
>even fucking "Destruction" is a no-no word that needs to be censored
I want every Treehouse employee, tranny or not, vivisected live on the next Direct.
>>718476814 (OP)
I don't understand why Nintendo would greenlight 2 racing games to be released so close to each other for a system that doesn't have many games at the moment
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:49:37 PM
No.718481392
>>718481220
Sakurai approves of hat goomba
Joyous day
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:49:37 PM
No.718481397
>>718481220
My boy Bandana Dee looks good.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:49:39 PM
No.718481401
>>718481512
>Can't even say death in Kirby
Grim
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:49:51 PM
No.718481418
>>718481609
>>718483438
I don't suppose he'll return, will he
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:50:02 PM
No.718481436
>>718483778
>>718481376
It's retarded
>sakurai: city trial is the main mode
>meanwhile air ride receiving massive upgrades and beautiful stages
>city trial barely changed from original
Lmao, what the fuck
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:50:41 PM
No.718481483
>>718481713
>>718482636
>>718481358
Western media or translations of foreign media that's 'kid friendly' of many eras don't like saying the word death
You can complain about it but are you acting like this is new in any capacity
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:50:46 PM
No.718481489
>>718481587
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:50:57 PM
No.718481510
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:50:58 PM
No.718481512
>>718481401
If you lose this derby your soul will be trapped in the shadow realm forever!
>>718478132
Kys zoomer. Games should be focused on gameplay, Nintendo is the only major dev left that seems to understand this. Go read a book if you story and exposition. Story in video games are always garbage made for midwit Redditors so why in the fuck would you play a game for one?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:51:37 PM
No.718481562
>>718481376
The focus is city trial, racing is an afterthought
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:51:42 PM
No.718481568
>>718481449
If it’s not broken, don’t fix it.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:51:47 PM
No.718481578
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:51:59 PM
No.718481586
>>718481376
sakurai mentioned they wanted him to make this a long time ago, but he was busy with ultimate at the time. normies will buy a switch 2 for mario kart but I doubt they'd buy one for kirby.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:51:59 PM
No.718481587
>>718481489
>XD
Kill yourself.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:52:03 PM
No.718481596
>>718481721
>>718481449
>New map
>New events
>New voting system
>Increased from 4 to 16 players
>Barely changed
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:52:13 PM
No.718481608
>>718481220
these are in the exact style of smash renders
perfect for custom rosters and such
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:52:14 PM
No.718481609
>>718481418
IS THAT HECKIN' BLACKFACE? IN MY GAMEARINO????
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:52:19 PM
No.718481620
>>718481874
what characters are announced i dont wanna spend 40 minutes watching the thingie
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:52:24 PM
No.718481626
>>718481449
Air ride 1 but better is literally the best outcome for any sequel and soccerguy knows this
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:52:31 PM
No.718481640
>>718481449
Wdym bro we can fight in the depths now
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:52:33 PM
No.718481646
>>718481139
>noooooo you have to get on the computer to post!!!!
no
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:52:56 PM
No.718481674
>>718482006
>>718480665
>n-no s-sakurai
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:53:01 PM
No.718481685
>>718481736
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:53:15 PM
No.718481713
>>718481803
>>718481483
Ok but I was talking about the word "destruction" which is clearly referring to destroying the other machines.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:53:20 PM
No.718481721
>>718481869
>>718482180
>>718481596
New voting system sucks ass though, you don't even have to compete with other people anymore for the crown.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:53:21 PM
No.718481724
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:53:22 PM
No.718481728
>>718481819
>>718479667
japs have price variables anon, their jrpgs for instance cost way more
>>718479752
it's been translated even in the original game, anon
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:53:30 PM
No.718481736
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:53:32 PM
No.718481740
>>718481624
There's a website retard
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:53:33 PM
No.718481741
>>718481862
>>718481184
DKRChads…. Hold the line
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:54:01 PM
No.718481779
>>718482184
>>718481523
Okay so what gameplay does this have that justifies it being $70 dollars. What magic expensive tech does this game have that wasn’t possible like 8 years ago when games were $60
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:54:14 PM
No.718481803
>>718481901
>>718482201
>>718481713
Sorry I'm dumb
Indeed silly of them, reminds me of ttyd switch not wanting to say 'crazy' or something
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:54:23 PM
No.718481819
>>718482004
>>718481728
Changing the words isn't translating you fucking troon
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:54:24 PM
No.718481821
>>718481902
>>718481907
Will Kirby Air Riders manage to break 1 million?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:54:46 PM
No.718481852
Gooey >>> you
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:54:51 PM
No.718481862
>>718481741
Just imagine, if we get DKR on the N64 Online app, we'll have all the best racing games on the Switch 2.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:54:58 PM
No.718481869
>>718482028
>>718481721
Getting a solo competition requires 5000D chess, you already won if you manage that.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:55:03 PM
No.718481874
>>718481620
>8 players local
Sounds like hell, holy shit
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:55:14 PM
No.718481884
>>718482391
>>718481523
Nah I'll stay excited for Monolithsoft's next RPG thanks who may I remind you is a Nintendo first-party developer ya fat fucking dickhead
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:55:24 PM
No.718481901
>>718482201
>>718481803
Kek did they really?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:55:25 PM
No.718481902
>>718481821
it'll pass that easily in japan alone
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:55:28 PM
No.718481907
>>718481821
It's one of three games so it's a safe bet
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:55:37 PM
No.718481920
>>718483752
>>718481220
I really like this Dedede. I hate how he's sometimes chibified.
>spend 5 minutes farming up your machine
>pick a stadium where nobody joined
>autowin now play another city trial or power off the console
am I missing something
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:56:18 PM
No.718481974
>>718482620
>>718481335
>THEY SHOULD LOOK LIKE CINEMATIC WALKING SIM HYPER REALISTIC TRANSWOMEN OF COLOR
do graffixfags really?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:56:35 PM
No.718482000
>>718481921
offline play recommended
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:56:38 PM
No.718482004
>>718482094
>>718481819
doesn't change the fact that it isn't "new"
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:56:40 PM
No.718482006
>>718482102
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:56:43 PM
No.718482010
>>718480505
You are in the wrong place mate.
Do we think Sakurai will move onto the next Smash after this?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:56:50 PM
No.718482017
>>718482286
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:56:56 PM
No.718482028
>>718481869
It's not about competing with another, it's that the original pool doesn't compete for the crown. Also instead of fixing the original issue in Air Ride that the prep phase for the stadium is the actual main game but everything is decided unsatisfying stadium competitions. Everyone who doesn't recognize that is not a legit fan of the original.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:57:13 PM
No.718482049
>>718481921
you get a CPU match against other players machines too, but it's just a win via strategy at that point
Why was Smash Ultimate mentioned in the copyrights at the end?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:57:19 PM
No.718482060
>>718481921
>get bored of this mode
>switch to this mode
>get bored of that mode
>switch to this mode
>get bored of this mode
>switch back to this mode
>get bored of all the modes
>switch to switch 2 off
The game.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:57:40 PM
No.718482089
>>718481921
>pick a stadium where nobody joined
this is almost never going to happen
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:57:44 PM
No.718482094
>>718482191
>>718482004
It is however further censored
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:57:49 PM
No.718482102
>>718482158
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:58:08 PM
No.718482134
>>718480313
It'd be cool if riders had unique ways of being unlocked
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:58:12 PM
No.718482140
>>718482053
Because they were using footage of Smash Ultimate in the direct.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:58:13 PM
No.718482142
>>718482237
>>718482013
God I hope, he needs to pump this shit out and stop working on junk no one will buy. Switch 2 needs a new smash not a 2nd cutesy racing game
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:58:24 PM
No.718482157
>>718482053
Are you thick? They showed footage of it in the presentation smashfag
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:58:25 PM
No.718482158
>>718482282
>>718482102
Like you’re doing right now
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:58:32 PM
No.718482167
>>718481921
>beat a round
>wtf now all i can do is play another round or not play another round??? where's the third choice???
nigga has never played a video game online in his life
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:58:45 PM
No.718482180
>>718481721
I think it could be a fun mind game, and the fact that there will still be times where it’s predetermined is good
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:58:48 PM
No.718482184
>>718482386
>>718482730
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:58:50 PM
No.718482191
>>718482094
it's already censored, you can't "further" censor something
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:58:50 PM
No.718482192
>>718482053
they showed smash ultimate footage while sakurai explained the timeline/reasons for the game's development
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:58:54 PM
No.718482201
>>718481803
>>718481901
if you think that's bad, look up the censorship in the switch version of pikmin 2. that shit is fucking abysmal
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:59:02 PM
No.718482206
>>718482259
Did anyone think of the idea of just letting every character in the game be able to use copy abilities to maintain the original Air Ride gameplay while still allowing a diverse roster? I don’t think anybody here proposed that, all the posts and ideas (including mine) were just “copy abilities or diverse characters, it’s one or the other”
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:59:21 PM
No.718482228
>>718482013
almost definitely
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:59:21 PM
No.718482230
>>718481921
>>spend 5 minutes farming up your machine
just stole your machine btw
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:59:23 PM
No.718482237
>>718482142
>Switch 2 needs a new smash
No it doesn't, lol. The Switch Ultimate runs just fine and no one needs a sequel that will literally play 99% the same anyway.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:59:38 PM
No.718482259
>>718482206
I think a lot of people had that idea, actually
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:59:57 PM
No.718482282
>>718482337
>>718482158
>n-no u
>again
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:00:03 PM
No.718482286
>>718482345
>>718482017
>all that empty space
who else is coming?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:00:41 PM
No.718482332
A 70 cuckoofloros battle royale for boomers with 1 map holy shit Nintendo is so fucking retarded specially when fartnite is free and free fire for 3rdies...
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:00:44 PM
No.718482337
>>718482482
>>718483830
>>718482282
Actually that’s what you have been doing this whole time and also you have sex with men and are retarded
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:00:53 PM
No.718482345
>>718482382
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:01:01 PM
No.718482353
>>718481030
sakurai spent like a year making his gamedev tutorials, so it was shorter
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:01:20 PM
No.718482382
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:01:23 PM
No.718482386
>>718482717
>>718482184
>You need to pay $70 because we added a mode that wouldn’t work on our previous completely weak dog ass console.
Okay, a Call of Duty match would make the switch kill itself, doesn’t mean CoD for $70 on switch 2 is justified
>>718481884
You excited for Le epic anime story where the cool shonen MC had his harem of hot babes and they beat the b bad using the power of friendship?
I honestly cannot fathom being so retarded that it’s possible to enjoy such storytelling kek.
With monolith games you can’t even fall back on the gameplay crutch because xenoade is absolute dogshit 2004 MMO tier gameplay.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:01:27 PM
No.718482392
>>718481921
you dont get to see which stadium the rest are picking. Cant just pick the one where nobody goes.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:01:31 PM
No.718482398
>>718479093
Nothing. It's possible so you're not locked out of a major mechanic of the game if you don't want to play as Kirby.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:02:01 PM
No.718482437
>>718482827
>>718480505
Some of us actually play video games here
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:02:18 PM
No.718482458
>>718482391
Some people like having fun
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:02:42 PM
No.718482482
>>718482526
>>718483830
>>718482337
>gay fantasies
every. single. time
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:03:06 PM
No.718482512
>>718482727
>>718481921
there's a reason sakurai said "but then the guy with flight perks might pick speed-based stadium to surprise you", it's all mindgames
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:03:19 PM
No.718482526
>>718482716
>>718482482
I’m referring to you and the events of your real life because you are gay (nothing wrong with that btw)
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:03:33 PM
No.718482549
>>718482391
Xenoblade X gameplay?
Dark Matter Gooey is back
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:03:54 PM
No.718482581
>>718482391
>You excited for Le epic anime story where the cool shonen MC had his harem of hot babes and they beat the b bad using the power of friendship?
Yeah.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:03:57 PM
No.718482584
>>718482847
>>718480505
I have played the original for literally hundreds of hours, get fucked
>>718480526
This is a good theory, but unless he was mistranslated, he said there was only one map. Maybe we'll get more postlaunch?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:04:17 PM
No.718482620
>>718481974
Gwafics fags have been the cancer killing video games since Crysis came out. I blame pcniggers and zoomers.
Imagine if instead of GWAFICS devs put development budget and effort into meaningful stuff like gameplay design or enemy AI. FEAR has better enemy AI than the majority of games coming out today and that game came out almost 20 years ago.
Don’t worry tho, Timmy will be able to jack off over his GWAFICS in the latest AAA slopshit release though which had 90% of its development budget spent on maximizing the fidelity of wallpaper polygons
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:04:35 PM
No.718482636
>>718481483
So in thirty years we’ve gone from THIS to “Don’t say the D-word!”
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:04:38 PM
No.718482643
>>718479403
Ignoring the typical mouth breathing retardation of game critics, more bad games should get sequels that improve things.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:04:56 PM
No.718482659
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:05:41 PM
No.718482716
>>718482753
>>718483830
>>718482526
>defending his delusional gay fantasies (everything wrong with that btw)
you’re gay lmao
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:05:42 PM
No.718482717
>>718482386
The value is not determined by the feelings of a snoy incel on 4chan though it’s decided by what the free market is willing to pay for it
which is $70
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:05:48 PM
No.718482727
>>718482512
Mindgames for what? I want to compete against everyone and not dodge them to get a hollow win. This game puts some artificial "you won" screen in favor of actual competition and having fun against each other. What about this is fun and video games? This is modern culture at its peak in video game form.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:05:51 PM
No.718482730
>>718482184
No game is worth 70 dollars.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:05:52 PM
No.718482731
>>718483170
>>718480505
Anon only got 4 replies that directly stated they played air ride. Even his meager estimations were too high
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:06:12 PM
No.718482753
>>718482863
>>718483830
>>718482716
No that’s you
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:06:41 PM
No.718482787
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:07:08 PM
No.718482827
>>718482437
Dust your room filthy nigger.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:07:21 PM
No.718482847
>>718482584
I'm expecting DLC so yeah. I don't think there will be many, but 3-4 seems like a reasonable selection for City Trial maps
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:07:36 PM
No.718482858
>>718481921
Anons already answered the question, but I should also add that there are going to be times where you don't even get to vote and everyone gets shoved into the same event.
Shit is just gonna be random, so if you win by default consider yourself lucky.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:07:42 PM
No.718482863
>>718483000
>>718483830
>>718482753
you’re the one posting gay shit faggot kek you lost and got raped
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:07:47 PM
No.718482869
>>718482963
>>718480884
Japs just do names they think is fun
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:08:11 PM
No.718482905
>>718482575
To be fair, he's been back since Star Allies.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:08:24 PM
No.718482921
>>718478164
rocky and Bronto burt
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:09:03 PM
No.718482963
>>718482869
He’s named after the wrestler tiger jet singh
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:09:29 PM
No.718482993
>>718483070
>>718476814 (OP)
>map events high
>laps 99
it's top ride time
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:09:37 PM
No.718483000
>>718483136
>>718483830
>>718482863
No that’s actually you
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:10:01 PM
No.718483035
September: Mario 40th anniversary collection stealth release
October: Pokemon
November: Kirby Air Riders
December: Metroid?
January: Hyrule Warriors?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:10:12 PM
No.718483049
>>718482013
>Do we think Sakurai will move onto the next Smash after this?
No, smashpedos lost. Sakurai is working on his own stuff from now on.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:10:15 PM
No.718483050
>tendies fighting tooth and nail to make sure Nintendo gets their $70 for indie-tier games
Grim
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:10:29 PM
No.718483070
>>718482993
>top ride
Anon...
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:10:52 PM
No.718483106
>>718483127
>>718483040
How long between announcement and release was 3D All-Stars? Was it announced the same month as release?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:11:08 PM
No.718483127
>>718483341
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:11:12 PM
No.718483134
Definitely not $70 good
>>718483000
No actually I won and never fantasized about gay shit like you just did multiple times and said being gay was ok because you’re gay
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:11:22 PM
No.718483154
>>718483551
>>718483721
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:11:37 PM
No.718483170
>>718482731
I didn’t reply to him because it’s shit bait. I bought it on release and played the fuck out of it with my best friend. We’re both 32 with families now living on opposite sides of the globe and when the first trailer for it dropped he messaged me immediately about it.
I don’t know why it’s so hard for zoomniggers to understand that things existed before them and that people actually played/watched those things.
Goddamn zoomers are so fucking stupid.
>>718483136
You actually just did that exactly one post back (because you’re gay) I’m straight and you’re gay
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:13:20 PM
No.718483314
>>718483429
>>718483830
>>718483136
I don’t really feel like continuing this until the end of the thread so to be clear you’re a gay faggot I’m cool Sakurai agrees with me and you have gay sex (it’s okay)
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:13:39 PM
No.718483341
>>718483127
That seems fair, it feels like nothing else can conceivably be the September release at this point because the marketing cycle would be too short, unless MP4 somehow ends up there
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:13:40 PM
No.718483346
>>718483226
>it was real in my mind
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:14:41 PM
No.718483429
>>718483542
>>718483314
>>718483226
two gay guys seething
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:15:19 PM
No.718483485
>>718484901
>>718480564
I guess you could say he's one of a Kine!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:16:00 PM
No.718483542
>>718483429
I ship it, they sound like a textbook enemy to lover mm pairing
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:16:07 PM
No.718483551
>>718483813
>>718483154
I FUCKING LOVE GOOEY.
Really nice to see how each character will be distinct.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:17:22 PM
No.718483646
>>718483438
Kirby, Dedede, and Meta Knight have their Smash alt designs. Notably, Galacta Knight and Dark Meta Knight are deconfirmed
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:17:26 PM
No.718483650
>>718483438
sad. at least the rest are back
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:18:17 PM
No.718483708
>racing is limited to 6 people
>city trail has 16
nani?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:18:20 PM
No.718483715
>>718483040
It’s nuts to me that Nintendo is (maybe) banking on MP4 as their Christmas holiday seller. Do they really not have a system seller for the holidays lined up? Because literally nothing that has been announced is going to move consoles until the holidays at this point.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:18:30 PM
No.718483721
>>718483154
>Gooey's face on the front with Dark Matter on the back
What if Gooey is using the derpy face with lazy eyes as a form of mimicry to make Dreamlanders less afraid of him?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:18:58 PM
No.718483752
>>718483910
>>718481920
It's mental how shit he can look sometimes, my favourite version of him was from the GBA version of Nightmare in Dreamland.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:19:02 PM
No.718483759
>>718483438
>Magolor has a color scheme based on his rags in Magolor Returns mode
Absolute kino!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:19:08 PM
No.718483778
>>718481376
>>718481436
yeah diddy kong racing was really cannibalized by mario kart 64 when it released
dumbass
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:19:16 PM
No.718483789
>>718483438
This alt color is a reference to Parallel Susie from Super Kirby Clash right
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:19:38 PM
No.718483813
>>718483942
>>718483551
Gooey's black alt is back...although they changed it to a saturated blue for...some reason
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:19:54 PM
No.718483830
>>718483975
>>718484118
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:20:59 PM
No.718483910
>>718483752
It's entirely just that the new Kirby director wants him to look retarded so he comes off more "harmless" as an ally, so every HAL game since Sakurai left has completely fucked up his design.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:21:36 PM
No.718483942
>>718483995
>>718483830
why do you have that webm downloaded?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:22:20 PM
No.718483995
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:22:59 PM
No.718484047
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:23:05 PM
No.718484054
>>718483975
I enjoy masturbating to it.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:23:19 PM
No.718484072
>>718483975
he can't answer that question
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:23:25 PM
No.718484081
>>718484151
>>718483040
>September: Mario 40th anniversary collection stealth release
new super mario bros. all stars
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:24:04 PM
No.718484118
>>718483830
Thanks for the fap material bro, I like it
Wish that was me…
>>718483975
I'm unironically gay and don't hide it. I chose to live authentically and not lying to myself and others.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:24:25 PM
No.718484151
>>718484081
that's pretty likely
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:26:24 PM
No.718484304
Looks like $70 is the standard now. Inevitable but I’m not too mad.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:27:10 PM
No.718484357
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:27:26 PM
No.718484379
>>718484149
you’re gay lmfao
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:28:01 PM
No.718484420
>>718484930
>>718484149
Where do you get these webs? I’m curious and want some more…
Kirby
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:29:05 PM
No.718484494
*webms*, damn autocorrect
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:31:09 PM
No.718484648
>700 posts for a Kirby Air Ride thread
nice
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:32:12 PM
No.718484719
>>718479074
That's basically with and without VAT right?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:34:32 PM
No.718484901
>>718483485
Nice one Carlos
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:34:53 PM
No.718484930
>>718485065
>>718484420
On the same website we're on
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:36:18 PM
No.718485032
>>718484149
Based but gay
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:36:45 PM
No.718485065
>>718484930
So /hm/ or /lgbt/ I guess, good enough
Man I wish I was any of those guys in thes webms…