Thread 718532318

>>718532318 (OP)
I always felt Zach tries to hard to be funny. That's why i like Cory's passionate autism and Dave's general goofiness. They just feel more genuine
DD&J were comfy too, it's a shame seeing them fall off so hard.

>>718532720
Corey is the most annoying autistic unfunny faggot of all time and if I could beat him to death with my bare hands I would. He's literally just a severely autistic man they bring on and who ruins every bit he gets involved in. Adam isn't autistic he's just unironically a 75iq retard

Oneyplays is just BTS but for ugly lonely white guys

>>718532720
Everyone has their ups and downs.
It certainly feel like they're friends trying to fill the niche of their friend group rather than doing this for a job.

>>718532318 (OP)
why is no one who has ever been in his orbit able to release 1 video game

>>718532908
*Cory

>>718533168
They have.

>>718533093
How so?

>>718533168
dingdong managed to release one (1) video game recently
https://dingdongvg.itch.io/dominoid

>>718532908
he used to make good porn, give him a pass, or else

>>718532318 (OP)
But I didn't turn into Mario.

>>718533093
What's BTS?

>>718532720
>DD&J were comfy too,
only when in a very controlled environment where they were kept on a leash by Chris
I assume part of the reason they resent oneyplays so much is because they couldn't be their "real" selves and bitch about the things they wanted to which would have turned off 90% of the audience

>>718532720
Nah thats Lyle for sure, Corey is a close second. Zach honestly seems like he's zooted every time they record.

>>718532318 (OP)
All of these people are so fucking obnoxious honestly, I hope they die.

>>718533538
You better not be pulling that claim out of your ass anon

>>718532318 (OP)
i like zach but oneyplays is shit now, might as well disappear

>>718533589
>they resent oneyplays
They don't. Why do you think that?

>>718533643
look up Spazkid on Newgrounds.

>>718533643
he's talking about Cory of course not Adam
adam has never created anything he's just a spoiled child of millionaire parents who oney lets live with him because he's bankrolling his game

>>718533576
That kpop thing or whatever

Zach > Ding Dong > Chris > Matt > Julian > Niall > Tomar = Lyle > Waffle > Mick > Jeff > Cory > Dave

>>718533775
>They don't. Why do you think that?
any time they mention oneyplays outside of oneyplays

>>718533781
>adam has never created anything
King Krazy.

>>718533884
chris created that

>>718533867
What is this?

>>718532318 (OP)
Messi won
Penaldo lost

>>718533576
bite these snuts LMAO

>>718532720
Zach is an actual comedian. The other people are just incidentally funny, although ding dong could be really funny on occasion and definitely had some comedy chops.

>>718533775
>They don't. Why do you think that?
its just your typical "we wanna move on with our lives but our fans wont let us"
like how people still bug pixel about cave story when he wants to do something else
>>718533964
julians tumblr

>>718533949
with Adam.

>>718533518
is this just puyo pop?

>>718533603
>Lyle's gotten so sick of being ignored that he repeated his bit like 3 or 4 times
its kinda nice they still hangout desu

>>718533884
do you think there are any superfans out there crazy enough to try and pull an adam and sidle onto the oneyplays couch while pretending they're a normalfag who knows nothing about them

>>718532318 (OP)
>>718533575
>"No, you did, you were sleeping right next to your dear wife and mother of your newborn daughter, Jaxxy, and she looks at you and yells 'AIIIIEEEEEE, MARIO WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED'?"

>>718534037
What year was this comment posted?

>>718533964
julian made a whole comic about how much he hated his time on oneyplays and how much he despises the oneyplays audience
he even blames let's players for his family being dysfunctional

>>718532720
I think Zach just throws everything at a wall and doesn't care if it ends up working or not. I respect it personally, that's what I do with my closest group of friends.

I think they're all alright, except Adam.

>>718534231
And then he recorded more Oneyplays episodes afterwards. So I doubt "they resent oneyplays".

i hope they're sitting on a deltarune playthrough (without adam)

>>718533746
I know chris is literally just having fun with his friends, but it does feel like he's trying hard to replace voids whenever he brings on new people. I'm sure niall is a fine fella, but I've never found him particularly funny even on sleepycast.

>>718532720
>thanks babe, now let's see who can get a better time on the astro bot challenges

>>718534231
Julian is a disgusting fat spic who seemed to think he became some sort of mega celebrity because he was the weakest part of a Let's Play channel

>>718534045
>with Adam.

>>718532720
Corey's autism gets tiring very quickly and Dave just regurgitates internet memes. They're like the perfect distillation of a modern "my main hobbies are the internet and playing videogames" loser.

>>718534389
post the one where he's evil and has a cock imprint

I can't stand Adam. I hope everybody knows by now that the way he talks and acts is not a bit. Dude is just a junkie trust fund baby. Legit low IQ.

>>718534336
>And then he recorded more Oneyplays
and he loved it by the looks of it

>>718534147
I doubt it. They'd have to find you and think you're funny on your own. I doubt they'd ever bring on anyone who went out of their way to befriend them. Chris pays everyone who comes on the show and they're not going to do that with some rando they know nothing about.

>>718533775
>>718533781
cory is spazkid?!?!

Give me more fucking Oddworld you shits

>>718534231
>he even blames let's players for his family being dysfunctional
Oh jesus christ, he said that he didn't like one of his younger brothers saying nigger because some let's player said nigger and you have to lie and spin things to make him seem unreasonable

Ny farther looved normal boots.
And he wanted to become a member...

>>718534231
wow that makes me respect him less and less. oneyplays were some of the only people to be in his corner after the incident and he's being a dick to them why?
giving me huge Egoraptor vibes.

>>718534493
What do you think this proves? Be specific.

>>718534523
Yes. He mentions it a lot.

>Dave has entire stories of him being a bully and an asshole to everybody around him for no reason when he was growing up

Yeah, we didn't need a backstory to know that you're an asshole.

>>718534362
>oney decides to finally end his letsplaying
>final deltrarune playthrough with all star cast doing silly voices
that would be kino

how do you respond without sounding mad

Julian and Ding Dong were unfunny fucks

>>718533643
feast your fucking eyes, faggot, I hope you have a flash emulator
https://v.sankakucomplex.com/data/c6/98/c69821d39e94f02dd181aa7ff78f86f2.swf?e=1755647512&m=1zNiRxyXabXyjJrtBg0EEw&expires=1755647512&token=u1OvVuqvxrARCgqn7TrLR0EKoHphEr539oEXEICdDQI

>>718534656
>Yes. He mentions it a lot.
This is the first I'm hearing of it. Must have just not watched the episodes he mentions it?

>>718534401
Is this really the comic everyone's bitching about? It seems like he's just annoyed people keep parroting OneyPlays memes at him.

>>718532720
This

>>718534523
yeah, and if you've been on 4chan long enough, cory also created the bump girl that used to get posted on /b/ all the time. he was also one of the judges on the chris chan sing star challenge.

>>718534336
>And then he recorded more Oneyplays episodes afterwards
It's almost like he likes taking advantage of Oney for money and plays victim or something!

>>718533781
adam is bankrolling chris?

>>718534721
He made a quite few of these comics

>>718534715
Ever watch Sleepycabin?

>>718534785
oh no, he wants to take a break. how awful, he should be forced to work 24/7 and entertain us for free!!!!!

>>718534812
nope. I'm not that big on podcasts usually.

>>718532720
Dave has never been funny.

>>718534389
mover over, bitch

>>718534721
there's a whole series of them. there was one where he said he didn't want to become a sanitized caricature of himself, and compared that to the way mario and mickey mouse used to be very different before they became mascots.

>>718534102
it's got a little different, i think it's less about connecting 3+ of a piece and more having rings or clusters of the same piece. one of the big things is that if you envelope an area around a ring of one object, it clears that whole object.

>>718534523
Yes, and Stamper made the Skeet Fighter animation. I'm surprised most people still don't know this.

>>718534785
I hope the boys aren't miserable, they already escaped LA so they should be happy, right?

>>718532318 (OP)
I only know them for their TGWTG jokes
>IT IS I, THE ILLUMINARY BEARER

>>718534147
wouldnt be surprised

I WILL SOOK YOU BING BONG ONE TWO

>>718532318 (OP)
I like e-celeb threads that are trashing them not sucking their cock, you’re gay OP.

>>718533781
>oney lets adam live with him
>also niall's there so oney can keep an eye on him so he dosent kill himself
>he also has a fucking house in literally fucking LA
god damn, how much money does this whole thing cost?

>

>>718534923
ding dong streams a bit and he still bitches all the time about the things he dealt with in LA

>>718532908
jesus christ, tomar, calm down...

>>718534927
Iron Liz was there, the great Iron Liz

>>718532720
Zach does stuff like force the one-word-story thing or ask them to rp characters. Which can be funny but it's still a different vibe from chris-dave-cory just sharing stories and talking about random shit.

>>718534678
he's been saying he's gonna end it for years now
i hope he keeps up until chapter 7 comes out

I swear every time I rewatch sleepycabin it just solidifies my hate for Mick even more.
That idiot never stops talking and every word reaks of desperation for pussy and acceptance
Fakest man alive

>>718532908
Same, his personality type is the most annoying type on planet earth. Aspie sperging retard - I have no idea how people can tolerate his presence.

>>718534927
>>718535009
And Nostalgia Critic yells "BUILD THAT WALL!"

Grab him by the schnooz

>>718534859
>nope. I'm not that big on podcasts usually.
You should give it a listen. Oney and the rest of the Newgrounds alumni don't hold themselves back unlike Oneyplays. Your brain would melt on the shit that Oney, Zach, and Cory say on there.

>>718534982
oneyplays isn't his only income I'd imagine. He probably gets royalties from smiling friends too because he made the theme song and credits, as well as voicing fan favorite Smormu

>>718534491
And yet somehow he got to live in Japan and I can't
I might kms

>>718535154
Yeah, I'm sure killing yourself will help you fufill your dream of Living in a Place.

I CHALLENGE HOMER SIMPSON

>>718535034
I don't think he's fake, but he always tried to come off as the dad of the group. he does talk himself up a lot, and if you listen to some of his earlier episodes, he was clearly super wasted the entire time. maybe it was just a power move.

>>718535154
>>718535209
we could make a big 4chan roadtrip where we spread your ashes in japan, you would still have to kill yourself though

>>718534523
Corey made Bumpgirl, dude.

>>718534982
You didn't know? Oney is rich. What, you thought he was some "funnyman" that came from humble means or something?

let me just unshealth this little beauty of a blade

>>718535247
>I don't think he's fake
Then he tricked you.

>>718535262
What would you have to say about me?

Wait who hates who
This is a dramaslop thread what is happening?

>>718535302
how do you unlock "Kiss Your Ass Goodbye" mode in Shadow the Hedgehog?

>>718535304
Maybe, but I don't particularly like him. I never listen back to episodes he's in if it's just him and two other people.

>>718535291
Him and Zach were broke niggas in Philly during the sleepycabin era

>>718535353
No drama here, we all love oneyplays

Is it weird that I don't find these guys that funny?

>>718535353
OP was just making a joke, but people dove in the drama.

>>718535331
uhhh...
rubba dub dub thanks for the grub
i gotta workshop it i think

>>718534247
lmao we've got a friend in our group that does it and everyone kinda hates him for it. It just makes him look dumb, anxious, and too boring to say anything funny or interesting. He's still a good guy, but we all know now to just tune him out when he starts doing those random cringey and spergy cards against humanity type jokes.

>>718535302
I hope genesis is doing alright these days. I wonder if him and his stationary wife got married.

>>718535353
It's simple to follow:
Tomar hates Jaxxy
Tomar hates all minorities
Tomar hates his fans
Tomar hates Christianity and SJWs

>>718535154
>And yet somehow he got to live in Japan and I can't
He's a trust fund baby from Sweden that lived in a Japanese boarding school when he was a kid because he's a spoiled brat turned junkie. Nothing he got was earned. Its not your fault.

>>718535490
Why would that be weird? Humor is subjective.

>>718535302
hoolius, don't do this...

>>718535490
Not really. I was a big fan of these guys from the newgrounds days so I've liked them before they did oneyplays, but I can understand why someone who wasn't familiar with their humor wouldn't like them.

>>718532720
nah zach is the most popular for a good reason. but i actually like dave and adamn but i just have a soft spot for loveable retards. the story of them together trying to pick up chicks is hilarious

Video games?

>>718535517
a virulent anti-semite

>>718533998
lmao gottem