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Anonymous No.718535152 >>718535248 >>718535697 >>718538138 >>718538569 >>718539398 >>718539581 >>718539692 >>718539931 >>718542226 >>718544597 >>718545048 >>718546098 >>718549541 >>718551809 >>718552247 >>718552694 >>718554186 >>718559325 >>718564346 >>718567376 >>718568717 >>718568863 >>718573818 >>718574504 >>718578451 >>718580054 >>718580156
I miss the bad takes
Anonymous No.718535248 >>718535338 >>718535428 >>718535886 >>718535923 >>718536828 >>718537112 >>718541019 >>718543808 >>718543828 >>718549446 >>718558861 >>718560501 >>718562529
>>718535152 (OP)
>Other M top of the list
How does this retarded subhuman manage to consistently have the absolute worst opinions on everything?
Anonymous No.718535338 >>718535923 >>718570834
>>718535248
Some people are just born to be lolcows.
Anonymous No.718535428
>>718535248
How can you browse /v/ and not understand just how much extreme contrarianism can make a person act like a retard?
Anonymous No.718535441 >>718560391
What is it with trannies and Metroid?
Anonymous No.718535697 >>718552119 >>718553604
>>718535152 (OP)
I am happy for him that he got his head out of his ass. I just wonder how long it will take until he reverts back to his old lolcow ways
Anonymous No.718535886
>>718535248
by having cutscenes he thinks the game is better as it gives him an official look a samus's personality rather than reading into her character. He's a retard and doesn't like prime because it reminds him of halo and the bullies would pick on him played halo in highschool.
Anonymous No.718535923 >>718536335 >>718540887 >>718568248
>>718535248
>>718535338
Prime = FPS so he hates it on principle and most likely never played it. Other M is a return to form.

This is his logic. He hates "dude bro" console shooters like Halo, and his mind is stuck in like 2001.
Anonymous No.718536335 >>718536741 >>718560187
>>718535923
But prime wasn't a dude bro shooter
Anonymous No.718536741 >>718536812 >>718543749 >>718557382
>>718536335
I know this. You know this. Does Dobson? he is a full on hater of "dudebros", and links them to jocks and bullies, his most hated cliques. Halo and console shooters are linked to dudebros. Prime is a fps thus a dudebro shooter thus the worst thing in the world.

There was some apprehension when it was announced that Prime was a first person game. Fears were relieved when it was played by normal people. It's highly doubtful that Dobson has ever actually played the game.

His IQ is 90 at most. he's really quite stupid.
Anonymous No.718536812 >>718536907
>>718536741
Its so fucking retarded because...prime wasnt even a massive hit of a series maybe a few million sold each
So why does he act like this is some fucking halo clone
Anonymous No.718536828 >>718538018 >>718538542 >>718539384
>>718535248
He doesn't do it maliciously though, they just made him this way.
Getting mad at Dobson is like getting mad at your dog.
Anonymous No.718536907 >>718537024 >>718567767
>>718536812
Dobson's IQ is at most 90, and he has brazen Narcissistic personality disorder. His childhood was perfect, therefore the versions of the NES games were perfect and any deviation of them is a personal afront to him. Spoony is a milder version of this mindset.
Anonymous No.718537024 >>718537095 >>718551771 >>718565180
>>718536907
Crazy how both are still active but acting like that
Dobson recently did a zelda animation of the nes 2 style and made link brown haired
Anonymous No.718537095 >>718537378 >>718538952
>>718537024
Yes, art style, obsession with NES Nintendo games, and artistic choices like brown haired Link seem to indicate it's Dobs. He will never change or merge or learn. he will never for instnace, check out a new NES game, other than the ones he's played before.
Anonymous No.718537112 >>718537627
>>718535248
Infinite monkeys on a typewriter. Except instead of Shakespeare, we get a retard
Anonymous No.718537378 >>718565180 >>718571468 >>718573743 >>718574050
>>718537095
5 years
He spent 5 years away to just do the same shit
Anonymous No.718537627
>>718537112
Somehow every time
Anonymous No.718538018
>>718536828
Ehhh fair
Anonymous No.718538138 >>718538356 >>718539465 >>718539567 >>718549192 >>718552136
>>718535152 (OP)
any series/entry that originated on gamecube is always bottom half of a list for the franchise
Anonymous No.718538356
>>718538138
F zero
Anonymous No.718538542 >>718538580
>>718536828
I hate my dog
Anonymous No.718538569 >>718538656 >>718538773
>>718535152 (OP)
>Prime hunters over normal prime
?
What
Anonymous No.718538580
>>718538542
Exactly
So beat that faggot
Anonymous No.718538656
>>718538569
I guess dobson thought because it was a ds game it was fine
Anonymous No.718538754 >>718538853
wow it's 2015 again?
Anonymous No.718538773
>>718538569
It's funny because Hunters fits the "dude bro" archetype he hates more than the main Prime games. What a retard.
Anonymous No.718538853
>>718538754
2025
Dudes back
Anonymous No.718538952 >>718539091
>>718537095
Oh my god its fucking dobson
You're not allowed to ask anonymous questions to his tumblr so he can block you
Anonymous No.718539091 >>718539215 >>718539324 >>718541676
>>718538952
>Oh my god its fucking dobson
It is. If you're still not sure, look at the art style in pic related
Anonymous No.718539124 >>718539406
I'll do you one better.
Super and Prime 1 are the only good games in the series. Everything else ranges from mediocre to shit.
Anonymous No.718539215
>>718539091
I've seen the blue bear do the exact same pose.
Anonymous No.718539257 >>718543483
Unironically, I think the only reason someone would like Other M the most is they don't really like Metroid, but they like the idea of it. They like the idea of seeing more of Samus as a character. They do not like the idea of playing Metroid, and how that mostly entails kind of wandering around, being lost, and bombing walls.
Which tracks with Dobson. He probably has more nostalgia for Mother Brain appearing in Captain N, than he does for any of the real video games.
Come to think of it, he just likes Other M because Mother Brain is a central character in it, doesn't he?
Anonymous No.718539324
>>718539091
Jesus its him
What a fucking baby
Anonymous No.718539384
>>718536828
My dog should know better
Anonymous No.718539398
>>718535152 (OP)
you came to the right place
Anonymous No.718539406 >>718539720
>>718539124
Prime 2?
Anonymous No.718539465
>>718538138
Sonic adventure 2
Anonymous No.718539567
>>718538138
Counterpoint, Resident Evil 4.
Anonymous No.718539581 >>718539741 >>718539770 >>718539840 >>718541223 >>718543259 >>718549560 >>718551239 >>718552983 >>718574181
>>718535152 (OP)
why did people bully him again?
was it just kiwipsychos being kiwipsychos?
Anonymous No.718539692
>>718535152 (OP)
Anonymous No.718539720 >>718539807
>>718539406
Too many cutscenes, too much dialog.
Anonymous No.718539741
>>718539581
He liked other m
Anonymous No.718539770 >>718539871 >>718539932
>>718539581
>why did people bully him again?
>was it just kiwipsychos being kiwipsychos?

In principle, no one minds nerdy man children. However, his entire web comic output was these rants about how great he is, how he's right about everything, and lashing out at everyone endlessly. He also has literally the wrost takes on everything. So you know "don't feed the trolls?" Every single comic was him taking a boat out to the waters and throwing meat into the sea to attract sharks.

Every tweet, every youtube video, every web comic, just chum for the sharks.

He is a genuine idiot and clearly has NPD.
Anonymous No.718539807
>>718539720
Wow really?
Damn never heard that
Anonymous No.718539840 >>718540443 >>718540627
>>718539581
He was a narcissist and had terrible takes, all while acting he was smarter than he actually was despite taking the bait every time.
Anonymous No.718539871
>>718539770
Yeah essentially just an easy bait
Anonymous No.718539931 >>718539998
>>718535152 (OP)
He's unironically correct in putting Prime at the bottom
Anonymous No.718539932
>>718539770
here’s something kiwipsychos don’t understand:telling someone to fuck off is different from obsessing over them and documenting them every chance you get
Anonymous No.718539998
>>718539931
Okay fucking how
Anonymous No.718540443
>>718539840
Lmao
Anonymous No.718540627 >>718540703
>>718539840
enough about /v/, though
Anonymous No.718540703
>>718540627
"And dobson"
Anonymous No.718540796 >>718540904
>2015
Half of modern /v/ didn't even have internet in their country when this was posted
Anonymous No.718540887
>>718535923
>and his mind is stuck in like 2001.
honestly pretty based tbqh
Anonymous No.718540904
>>718540796
>k
Anonymous No.718541004 >>718541123
This is the tenth fucking thread you've made sharteen
Anonymous No.718541019
>>718535248
Dobson is a contrarian, but an extremely boring one. He just chose niche shit to die on a hill on to look special.
Anonymous No.718541123 >>718542621
>>718541004
>implying its the same person
Look at this moron
Anonymous No.718541223 >>718541373
>>718539581
Basically he has opinions and habits that make literally everyone hate him.
There's also been some greentexts from someone who went to college with him and apparently he's just a very bitter person towards life. Can't seem to find the image at the moment.
Anonymous No.718541373
>>718541223
Gonna save this
Anonymous No.718541676 >>718562365
>>718539091
Wouldn't it be funny if it was someone tracing his art like he traced Big Ben.
Anonymous No.718542226 >>718542863 >>718557090
>>718535152 (OP)
I like how both dobson and moviebob, two self-professed feminist, favorite Metroid game is the one where Samus is treated as an emotional, crying child and can't do anything without a man telling her it's okay.
Anonymous No.718542621 >>718544052 >>718549113
>>718541123
There's only one demographic that's wishing misery upon dob after this discovery because he's a classic cow they missed out on sending death threats to while inferring some miles-long political ideology tree onto him
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/subject/takes/image/_QdXMASMDoTjBgfrqhfXhA/
Oh, but I'm sure you all are just spamming it ad nauseum out of pure goodwill right?
Anonymous No.718542863
>>718542226
They both only pretend to be feminists because they're desperate and retarded enough to believe feminist brownie points will earn them pussy
It's sad really
Anonymous No.718543259
>>718539581
Was it {generic boogyman}
Kek, faggot
Anonymous No.718543483
>>718539257
Even if you like the idea of seeing more of Samus and like the spectacle it still plays like shit because Sakamoto insisted on having a simplified control scheme only using the Wiimote. It's funny because the style of gameplay the game uses would have been a more logical evolution for a 3D Metroid game than an FPS and it could have been an interesting game had they not completely fucked it up.

Btw it's another game ruined by localizers, the story and Samus character is much better in Japanese, some of the dialogue says the opposite in the localized version, Samus has a very different personality in the original.
Anonymous No.718543749 >>718544041 >>718557858 >>718572919
>>718536741
Dobson is one of those guys who never mentally grew out of high school and is still to this day fuming about the jocks who picked on him and the girls who rejected him. It comes across relatively subtly in most of his work, but every now and again he pumps out something that just screams it from the rooftops. Like this masterpiece here.
Anonymous No.718543808
>>718535248
By being a subhuman
kris !xOcHxoyqGs No.718543828
>>718535248
Andrew Dobson was a real life walking, living, and breathing /qa/ basedjak with greentext shitpost.
Anonymous No.718543902 >>718543970 >>718544002 >>718544132 >>718544208
Anonymous No.718543970
>>718543902
heh
Anonymous No.718544002
>>718543902
damn it.
Anonymous No.718544041 >>718544242 >>718544665 >>718552302 >>718555931 >>718567789
>>718543749
He drew this like 20 years ago. Now he's making professional looking animations and not wasting his time seething at people he doesn't like participating in political shitflinging. Dobson has unironically matured and become a better person than 90% of /v/.
Anonymous No.718544052
>>718542621
Why would I care I just saw this other m bait and loved it
Anonymous No.718544132
>>718543902
sensible chuckle
Anonymous No.718544208 >>718544391
>>718543902
Dobsons best work was when he was under Brentalfloss's thumb
Anonymous No.718544242 >>718545301
>>718544041
>professional
Nigger please
Anonymous No.718544391
>>718544208
Almost like he works best with structure
Anonymous No.718544597 >>718544925
>>718535152 (OP)
>Dobson thread
at least he have a kid or a wife today,right?
Anonymous No.718544665
>>718544041
Hi Dobson
Anonymous No.718544925
>>718544597
What? No hes just an animator
Anonymous No.718545048 >>718545121
>>718535152 (OP)
Dogshit > Every Metroid ever made

Watching Metroid fans argue with each is like watching a bunch of shit eaters arguing which is the tastiest shit while they all have across their mouths
Anonymous No.718545121
>>718545048
Faggot
Anonymous No.718545301 >>718545569 >>718545582 >>718547118 >>718549021 >>718551392 >>718562680
>>718544242
Wow, a still. You really showed him and don't look like a called out crab at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzu4O-fWDzU
Anonymous No.718545569 >>718546656
>>718545301
Lol dobson you're so mad rn
Anonymous No.718545582 >>718545758 >>718545994 >>718546656
>>718545301
Not him, but Looks like ass
Anonymous No.718545758
>>718545582
its him,
Anonymous No.718545994
>>718545582
like its dead on
Anonymous No.718546098 >>718546331
>>718535152 (OP)
I miss him playing Skyrim at 8fps
Anonymous No.718546331
>>718546098
Lost media
Anonymous No.718546656 >>718547248 >>718551027
>>718545569
>>718545582
By all means put me in your next grift. I'd like the segment to be called "FIRES OF A REKINDLED WAR: CONFIRMED DOBSON RAGING ON 4CHAN GONE INSANE" if you don't mind. I wanna remember that I got a good rattle out of the bucket that day. Imagine being mentally outdone by fucking Dobson, holy shit.
Anonymous No.718547118 >>718547530
>>718545301
This looks good. The timing could be improved, but the actual drawings are well done.
People only say Dobson's a shitty artist because that was the way to hurt his feelings.
Really, they were mad about his holier-than-thou attitude and bizarre opinions.
If he can resist the temptation to be an asshole about Link's hair color and anime, he'll do well.
Anonymous No.718547248
>>718546656
Magicmush isn't here
Anonymous No.718547530 >>718547750
>>718547118
no no it;s bad
Anonymous No.718547750 >>718547928
>>718547530
> Minor typo
Looks like Dobson wins again
Anonymous No.718547928
>>718547750
oh man better kill myself
Anonymous No.718548162 >>718548317
I only like Super, Zero, OG, Pinball and Other M. The Prime games along with Fusion are irredeemable dogshit.
Anonymous No.718548317 >>718549063
>>718548162
okay fucking why>
Anonymous No.718549021 >>718549308
>>718545301
Is there proof that this is actually him?
Anonymous No.718549063
>>718548317
The main thing I liked about OM was Samus' movement. They finally nailed her 2D movement in a "3D" environment. Prime games are slow as fuck and feel like you're piloting a tank. Some people dig on that, I don't. I honestly didn't give a shit about the story of OM, it was background noise to the core gameplay, which is why I play games. I also don't care about sequence breaking, so that was never a concern of mine.
Anonymous No.718549113
>>718542621
Imagine being a Dobson simp.
Anonymous No.718549192
>>718538138
Uhhh pikmin?
Anonymous No.718549308
>>718549021
Kiwifarms basically found the email this account uses is hooked up to Dobsons old email and phone number, as well as Dobson using the logo of this channel for his paypal for a while
Anonymous No.718549446 >>718577078
>>718535248
It's a fun action game with somewhat bad controls. If you're not a fan of Metroid with its labyrinth like-designs I can see how a non-fan would like Other M the most.
Anonymous No.718549541 >>718549581 >>718551692
>>718535152 (OP)
Literally who?
Why won't mods permanently ban Twitter posts
Anonymous No.718549560 >>718550545 >>718565253 >>718565525
>>718539581
He is PirateSoftware if PirateSoftware made comics instead of games
Anonymous No.718549581
>>718549541
Hi dobson
Anonymous No.718550545 >>718566046
>>718549560
Pretty much
Anonymous No.718551027
>>718546656
Hush now McDonalds
Anonymous No.718551135 >>718551815 >>718551873 >>718551926
Honestly don't think it's him even if the link thing is a massive fucking red flag
there's no way he'd be able to reel in his smug condescending faggot persona if he had any sort of platform
Anonymous No.718551239
>>718539581
Imagine everything bad about /v/ posters who cannot stop spouting the dumbest fucking shit and putting a face to it that could not stop taking the bait himself. Doesn't excuse the nutcases that proceed to obsess themselves but Dobbers deserved the ridicule.
Anonymous No.718551362 >>718559129 >>718559331 >>718559718 >>718560706
Anonymous No.718551392
>>718545301
Why does this look off? It's too smooth?
Anonymous No.718551692
>>718549541
Anonymous No.718551771
>>718537024
Link had brown hair then, that's not a Dobson thing.
Anonymous No.718551809
>>718535152 (OP)
god i fucking hate him
Anonymous No.718551815
>>718551135
he might have had a chris-chan level breakthrough of self-reflection, and realized that all publicity is good publicity, and can be used to squeeze money from people
i, however, just hope his brother has forgiven him
Anonymous No.718551873
>>718551135
He used the logo for his paypal man
Its him
Hes just keeping it together
Also his tumblr is super smug what are you on about
Anonymous No.718551926 >>718552058
>>718551135
How long has Dobson been gone?
5+ years?
It's very possible that he had a realization when he was detoxing from the Internet after years and years of being online. It's also possible he got put into therapy and had a possible breakthrough and learned to accept criticism.
Anonymous No.718552058
>>718551926
He left in 2021
And came back to tumblr in 2023
So 2 years
Anonymous No.718552119 >>718555154 >>718560570
>>718535697
He tried to come back and that didn't go well so he fucked off again
Anonymous No.718552136 >>718552946
>>718538138
wind waker is good, fuck you
Anonymous No.718552247 >>718552275 >>718553035
>>718535152 (OP)
Other M feels like an actual Metroid game way more than the Prime games do
Anonymous No.718552275
>>718552247
Prime is actually playable
Anonymous No.718552302 >>718553160
>>718544041
>professional looking animations
>professional looking
>looking
i bet you are still a manchild attention seeking loser doing shitty drawings
Anonymous No.718552694
>>718535152 (OP)
This isn't the worst take if you flip Other M and Prime. I get not liking Prime's direction on principle and I get wanting to squint and see good in Other M, but the overall execution speaks to the contrary in both instances. Prime's an atmospheric powerhouse and aside from like 2 good ideas Other M is...Other M.
Anonymous No.718552946 >>718553107 >>718553373
>>718552136
That's one of the best examples to prove him right. Wind Waker wasn't half the game it deserved to be and it's entirely because they rushed it.
Anonymous No.718552983
>>718539581
Don't forget the time he told Robin Williams daughter to cool her tits after her father died.
Anonymous No.718553035
>>718552247
Anonymous No.718553107 >>718553146 >>718553442
>>718552946
Oh yeah, it's rushed but it's still fun as fuck. I'd gladly put shit like Echoes of Wisdom, Triforce heroes, Zelda 2: Link's Adventure, Skyward Sword, and, fuck, even totk and botw below it, so I wouldn't say it's bottom half of the list
Anonymous No.718553146 >>718553230 >>718553306
>>718553107
Zelda 2 is far better than Wind Waker though.
Anonymous No.718553160
>>718552302
He draws the same exact Garfield knock off art
Anonymous No.718553230 >>718553728
>>718553146
The fuck?
Anonymous No.718553306
>>718553146
don't make me come over there you rapscallion
Anonymous No.718553373 >>718553595
>>718552946
Youre full of shit
Anonymous No.718553442 >>718553546
>>718553107
>Echoes of Wisdom
Better than WW

>Triforce Heroes
Granted. Also, who?

>Zelda II
Hella better than WW

>Skyward Sword
Better than WW, but Lanayru hard carries

>TotK
Didn't play it because I didn't want more BotW. That said,

>BotW
Most mechanically interesting ideas in WW were done better here.
Anonymous No.718553541 >>718553620 >>718557236
Prime sucks though. I tried playing it last year and was bored shitless.
Anonymous No.718553546
>>718553442
How the fuck do you hate wind waker so much
Anonymous No.718553554
COMPUTERS
Anonymous No.718553568 >>718563934 >>718576459 >>718580065
Anonymous No.718553595 >>718553683
>>718553373
How so? The dungeons are weak, the sidequests are tedious, the islands are mostly one and dones, the pacing is fucked up in too many ways to list. What's good about it? Savage Labyrinth and treasure charts, I guess?
Anonymous No.718553604
>>718535697
>I am happy for him
Fuck off, Catty-N, go masturbate to inflation somewhere else. Absolutely no one is cheering for you.
Anonymous No.718553620 >>718553723
>>718553541
Why? Its not a traditional fps
Anonymous No.718553668 >>718553745 >>718569665
how does it feel to lose your job to AI?
Anonymous No.718553683 >>718553872
>>718553595
Art style mostly
Anonymous No.718553723 >>718553803 >>718554279 >>718554529
>>718553620
I was just bored. Aimlessly wandering around without any real challenge. Yeah the atmosphere is kinda cool, but there's really nothing to the game. I don't feel like I'm exploring, I feel like I'm just meandering about and randomly finding the right path forward, and not in a good way.
Anonymous No.718553728
>>718553230
I like games that are challenging, not games for the challenged.
Anonymous No.718553745 >>718553854 >>718553934 >>718553949
>>718553668
Dobsons new tumblr is strickly anti ai
https://www.tumblr.com/capsyst
Anonymous No.718553803
>>718553723
Honestly play with a guide
Anonymous No.718553854
>>718553745
Even an inflated clock is right twice a day.
Anonymous No.718553872
>>718553683
And that's very good. Music, too. Aesthetics don't account for actually playing the game. Watching a playthrough on Youtube, sure, but WW is very undercooked.
Anonymous No.718553934
>>718553745
>you need to log into something just to look at tumblr now
Anonymous No.718553949
>>718553745
Don't fucking link that shit anon, whats wrong with you?
Anonymous No.718554186 >>718580149
>>718535152 (OP)
I wish he'd open his Minecraft server again. The raid was fun.

https://imgur.com/a/s5cN8V5
Anonymous No.718554279
>>718553723
I replayed it for the first time in a very long time a couple months ago and still found it to be very fun. Granted, I grew up with and still enjoy this brand of guided exploration, so it felt like putting on an old suit I guess. The only part I didn't love was late game cleanup, it's pretty annoying to track powerups tied to late game items when you could just fuck off to the final boss instead.
Anonymous No.718554529 >>718554609 >>718554764
>>718553723
>Aimlessly wandering around without any real challenge
That part sucked. They made a deliberate choice that nothing should be threatening outside boss fights, but why? It just makes all the standard enemies a waste of time.
Anonymous No.718554609
>>718554529
Phazon Mines can be a motherfucker on Hard difficulty, but only in the sense that you have to play like you're awake.
Anonymous No.718554764 >>718554802
>>718554529
Unfortunately that’s just Metroid. Enemies are very non-threatening and can be easily armed for health if needed.
Anonymous No.718554802
>>718554764
>can be easily armed for health if needed
SCIENCE TEAM NO!
Anonymous No.718554830 >>718554913 >>718569938
was dobson.. based, all along?
Anonymous No.718554913 >>718555594 >>718560446 >>718579515
>>718554830
Was this a moment where he dropped the nice guy male feminist facade? He was an incel before anyone knew what that was
Anonymous No.718555154 >>718560570
>>718552119
When did this happen?
Anonymous No.718555594 >>718555743
>>718554913
i believe, that in some warped autistic way, he thought that using such humor to help someone who was upset would be effective, especially if that person's dad was a comedian
Anonymous No.718555743
>>718555594
No, Catty-N, no one believes that. And you neve said you were sorry.
Anonymous No.718555931
>>718544041
>he's
Speaking in third person now?
Anonymous No.718556419 >>718556853 >>718557010 >>718557405 >>718579128
Anonymous No.718556853
>>718556419
The edits of these were funny as shit back in the day.
Anonymous No.718556967 >>718580509
>>71855303
>jannies delete this post but not the off topic e-celeb thread
you fuckers deserved getting doxxed
Anonymous No.718557010 >>718572930
>>718556419
>Your +9 mage attacks the *hoard* and fails! You lose!
Christ, the more you stare at the sentence the worse it gets and shows how little Dobby understands... well, anything.
Anonymous No.718557090
>>718542226
Conversely, it's funny how the peeps who complain about stoic girl bosses get ass mad the one time it's averted
Anonymous No.718557236
>>718553541
Gameplay is a bit thin but man the enviromental design is incredible. All of the game's art holds up incredibly well. I know people give grief to "walking simulator" games but this to me is the most perfect realization of it. Prime feels like being on a rad hike or at a nice museum
Anonymous No.718557382
>>718536741
>There was some apprehension when it was announced that Prime was a first person game.
I remember it was a development concept art from was leaked to IGN. The first reaction was pretty negative for fans but Retro handled it really well.
Anonymous No.718557405 >>718569060
>>718556419
>Furries
>I'm NOT one!
Anonymous No.718557858 >>718558160 >>718560873 >>718569304
>>718543749
That's close but not it; i put all my autism to work and i think i figured what his issue is in its very core: masculinity
Think back to his very first internet fuckup: inflation porn and how he was larping as a woman when drawing it, since he doesn't really thinks he's a girl what must have transpired in his mind is that a man should be above liking hentai and indulging in fetishism but a dumb roastie doing and being into it is less shameful display

Then his representation of men paints a even clearer picture as there is no supporting male characters in his work
in the comics about him being a cartoonist they are antagonistic assholes always being critical of him, expecting too much or just not understanding him
in the comics about pirates the mc isn't being tutored, supported or lead by men and rather its girls being sensible and in control
even when dobson himself is handing out advise he's always talking down to (you) and being snappy to the audience, the "stop doing sexist crap" being a good example
when it comes to him recalling fond memories or things he likes none include male centric hobbies or things he did with his pals (macdonalds night)
and when it comes to family largely no one was even aware he had a brother until recently (relatively), unlikely he has strong bonds with any men in his family

Lastly his political leanings; being a feminist yet telling a grieving zelda williams to calm her tits up and refusing to apologize
you don't pull this if you are into genuinely respecting women, hes into that spectrum because he dislike men and has this warped view of them as existing only to act as his direct competition

tldr: Dobson was one 4chin visit away from being a drawfag alternating between here, /co/ and /trash/, and one discord invite away from being groomed into becoming a tranny
he stopped right by the middle, a straight man acting like a faggot
Anonymous No.718557904 >>718559496
>/v/ are calling zoomers dumb for being obsessed with e-celebs
>meanwhile /v/ has been talking about the same few e-celebs for decades now daily and gossiping like teenage girls about them.
Anonymous No.718558160
>>718557858
autism
Anonymous No.718558861 >>718558957 >>718564443
>>718535248
Was he right though?
Maybe Other M isn't as bad as people say.
Anonymous No.718558957 >>718559340 >>718559417 >>718564980
>>718558861
Name a good thing about it that the other games in the series didn't do better.
Anonymous No.718559129
>>718551362
Oh my God he was so defensive over this
Anonymous No.718559325
>>718535152 (OP)
you bullied him too hard
this is always the problem with these subhuman apes that think they're ebin trolls, instead of just poking a little and reaping infinite entertainment they bully aggressively and force the lolcow off the internet or they kill themselves
it's literally the golden goose fable
Anonymous No.718559331 >>718559972
>>718551362
with a rig this bad I honestly wonder how he draws
most drawing software takes a lot of resources and I have had crashes on my potato while drawing because I opened PS/clipstudio while having multiple chrome tabs (around 8-10) opened at the same time.
Anonymous No.718559340 >>718559443 >>718562520
>>718558957
I didn't play the game so I can't have an opinion on it. But MAYBE it's not as bad as its reputation. Some games are like that. I think even "bad" games can be someone's favorite too.
Anonymous No.718559417
>>718558957
It does highlight Samus's fat tits better than ever before
Anonymous No.718559443
>>718559340
>I didn't play the game so I can't have an opinion on it
shut up then you fucking faggot
why are you even trying to play middleman if you have no idea what both sides are talking about
Anonymous No.718559496
>>718557904
Calling Dobson an "e-celeb" is generous.
Anonymous No.718559718
>>718551362
this genuinely hurts to watch
Anonymous No.718559972 >>718561095 >>718561323 >>718578840
>>718559331
It's because he's playing on a mac.
When people called him out about how it was shit for gaming this is what he sent.
He loves macs and hates PCs.
Also obligatory
>IM SUCH A FAT FUCK I SEE COMPUTERS AS FOOD
He's literally just THE contrarian he will disagree with whatever and do every gymnastic but a physical one to cope that he's right.
Anonymous No.718560187 >>718560262
>>718536335
Reminder that Dobson sees NoA 80s fanfiction as what Nintendo characters used to stand for. Trying to understand his opinions is like playing chess with your dog.
Anonymous No.718560262
>>718560187
Well yeah, that's what localization is. It's funny that he's asshurt they decided to stop localizing.
Anonymous No.718560391 >>718564674
>>718535441
Samus is most likely a transwoman, though nintendo is sketchy about confirming stuff like that, until recently with Vivian
Anonymous No.718560446
>>718554913
No, this was him just lacking the ability to read social cues and then doubling down instead of admitting that he was wrong
Anonymous No.718560501
>>718535248
he's contrarianism incarnate
Anonymous No.718560570 >>718564340
>>718552119
>>718555154
It would have been earlier this year I think in May on Blue Sky, but it was obviously not him and the account never actually uploaded anything. As far as anybody is aware, Dobby hasn't been seen on the internet in like 6 years I think. I suspect he still posts anonymously on various sites, but if he's uploading art under a new name, nobody's seen any trace of it.

Also the thing about him costing his brother a job is completely made up and there are no sources to confirm it.
Anonymous No.718560620
I think it's a net positive that people still obssess over this random deviantart autist rather than find new people to harrass
Anonymous No.718560706
>>718551362
I've always just kind of been happy to play video games, regardless of the performance, but this has always been fucking ridiculous.
Christ I wish I could have seen him trying to escape Helgen.
Anonymous No.718560713 >>718560863 >>718560917 >>718562647
people still talking about dobson in 2025 give me the ick the same way oneyplays fans still talking about linkara or when normies found out about "loss" in 2019 did
Anonymous No.718560863
>>718560713
>give me the ick
>normies
Zoom Zoom
Anonymous No.718560873
>>718557858
>since he doesn't really thinks he's a girl what must have transpired in his mind is that a man should be above liking hentai and indulging in fetishism but a dumb roastie doing and being into it is less shameful display
I'm not sure this is necessarily the case, though he's never admitted he was CattyN I don't believe and I think it's more likely that he was pretending to be a girl posting these mostly to throw people off of the idea that it was actually him. This was back when troons weren't really a big thing on the internet, at least not like they are today. You could go on runescape with a female avatar and people would just give you stuff without you even asking. People probably just assumed it actually was a woman posting those drawings.

The rest of the masculinity stuff is probably true though, he's always painted himself as a thin skinned faggot. I have no doubt the person he drew in that "deny friend request comic" was supposed to be a real person who picked on him.
Anonymous No.718560917
>>718560713
>give me the ick
you are not a woman, so refrain from speaking like one.
Anonymous No.718561095
>>718559972
IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS
SO FAT YOU LOOK AND SEE FOOD
Anonymous No.718561323 >>718561770
>>718559972
this comic is so ridiculous. he made multiple references to how he loves mcdonalds, and then he compares a PC to mcdonalds because they give you problems?
Anonymous No.718561770
>>718561323
he was a retard, an actual, low-functioning retard.
Anonymous No.718562365 >>718562595 >>718562703
>>718541676
What's wrong with tracing a real building?
Anonymous No.718562404
Our lolcow has been out to pasture too long. He needs to come back. He belongs to us...
Anonymous No.718562520
>>718559340
this is such an absurdly stupid opinion
Anonymous No.718562529
>>718535248
he did exactly what /v/ does all the fucking time except he was using his own name

in reality he was ahead of the curve on how fucking retarded modern social media has become, everyone everywhere now makes their absolute dogshit opinions known to everyone
Anonymous No.718562595 >>718562683 >>718562703 >>718562783
>>718562365
Ultimately it depends. There's nothing inherently wrong with it but tracing an artistic picture someone took is also infringing you start leaning into what's wrong with tracing someone elses drawing of a building. The answer is you didn't draw it.
The main thing though is that it's incredibly lazy and he did go back and redraw it after being called out just to show he could do it.
It's part of why he sinks into mediocrity, he's lazy and takes shortcuts.
Anonymous No.718562647
>>718560713
>give me the ick
Are you a toddler?
Anonymous No.718562680
>>718545301
Glad he's improved, I hope he went to the shrink as well.
Anonymous No.718562683
>>718562595
cool
Anonymous No.718562703
>>718562595
>>718562365
the bigger problem is that he was intending to sell the prints. he got the image from like gettyimages or something. it might have been fine if he had taken the picture himself, but he was intending to sell something with a copyrighted photo that he didn't have the rights to use.
Anonymous No.718562783 >>718562978 >>718563119
>>718562595
Come on. Everyone giving him shit for tracing a filler background hasn't read anything on perspective past Norling.
Anonymous No.718562978 >>718563216 >>718563430
>>718562783
Okay CattyN. The point is it's lazy and you don't know how much other shit he's tracing from where in cases he hasn't been caught.
And if anything it could also just straight up be the image pasted but touched up with filters which is even more lazy.
Do you want to buy art from someone caught tracing?
Anonymous No.718563119
>>718562783
if you're going to sell something, don't trace a copyrighted image. it's not much more complicated than that. copyright laws are fucking funny.

This image is of a monkey who used a man's camera and managed to take a selfie of himself. The image started going around, and obviously the man was not compensated despite it being his camera. He tried to sue various publications that were using the image, and it was ruled in court that the image in question could not be copyrighted because it was taken by a monkey and not the man, and non-human animals can not legally hold copyrights.

If your goal is to make money, make everything yourself, or enjoy getting called out for it.
Anonymous No.718563216
>>718562978
>you don't know how much other shit he's tracing from where in cases he hasn't been caught
there's at least one other known instance of tracing. someone comissioned him to draw samus fighting ridley. it took him months to finish it, and the quality wasn't even that good. and then it turned out the ridley in the image was traced. and the person who comissioned him were a bunch of anons from 4chan just to see how long it would take.
Anonymous No.718563430 >>718563623 >>718563920 >>718564539
>>718562978
It's a generic background. The only shit you could give him is not using pictures he took or at least owned for that instead, but to latch onto that years after the fact just makes you people no better than the Deviantart retards who (rightfully) called him out literal decades ago.

Pic related, a commercial work using generic assets. Look at what you made me do, to defend fucking Dobson of all people.
Anonymous No.718563623 >>718564212
>>718563430
>People make fun of him constantly for being lazy
>Joke about something that he was incredibly lazy about
>What's wrong with being lazy?
>It's lazy and people don't like artists they view as lazy because they do shoddy work
>Hurrr here's an example of someone drawing a house that's miles off the artstyle and stands out because of it
WOW! You're so intelligent you know that?
Anonymous No.718563920
>>718563430
AI shit is going to make all of this irrelevant anyway unless it ever becomes against copyright law to sell stuff with AI assets, and I'm sure at a point you wouldn't even be able to prove that it was. I wish Dobby was still around because I know he'd use AI and I'm curious to see how he's be using it and denying it.
Anonymous No.718563934 >>718564235
>>718553568
I wonder what he'd think of me? Coz I'd just tell him I'm not into star wars. Would he see me as a compatriot coz I don't engage with online hate? or an uber chud coz I refuse to watch slop in the first place?
Anonymous No.718564212 >>718564371
>>718563623
>Hurrr here's an example of someone drawing a house that's miles off the artstyle and stands out because of it
You should not fucking see webtoons, bro. It'll give you a heart attack to realize those lazy artists aren't doing it for free.
Anonymous No.718564235
>>718563934
I think that would be a reverse red flag. Assuming that someone has seen a movie in order to judge them for it. That would be a red flag against Dobby. I've only seen the original trilogy, so you could ask me about the phantom menace, and if you thought it was weird that I haven't seen it, that makes you the cunt.
Anonymous No.718564340
>>718560570
That shit was fake.
Mentally ill weirdos are so desperate for Dobson to come back they're impersonating him.
Anonymous No.718564346
>>718535152 (OP)
IMAGINE BEING SO FAT
Anonymous No.718564371 >>718564457
>>718564212
Most people aren't reading webtoons for the amazing art dipshit.
Another great argument.
Anonymous No.718564443
>>718558861
No, he was terribly wrong, Other M was a narrative travesty on every level, trying to retcon every other game in the franchise, and scrapped together because they wanted to make an action game that didn't use a fucking joystick on the nunchuck.
Anonymous No.718564457 >>718564561 >>718564846
>>718564371
Well, nobody thinks Dobson is the reincarnation of Leonardo DaVinci either, dipshit.
Anonymous No.718564539 >>718564835
>>718563430
>a commercial work using generic assets
How many pages a week does the commercial work put out vs dobson? How much did the commercial work pay to utilize those images/assets?
Anonymous No.718564561
>>718564457
There's a pretty big difference in drawing something to sell as art and stealing/tracing vs using shitty art as a medium to tell a story because you have nothing better than your own 2 hands and pictures you took.
But that intricacy seems beyond you.
Anonymous No.718564674
>>718560391
>Samus is most likely a transwoman
Samus is a woman. Something you cannot become. Ywnbaw
Anonymous No.718564835 >>718564905
>>718564539
>How much did the commercial work pay to utilize those images/assets?
For all we know, almost nothing
https://assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/search?type=other_3dmodel&order=dl
Anonymous No.718564846
>>718564457
don't be too sure about that
yes i know its a different guy
Anonymous No.718564905
>>718564835
I've definitely seen some of these in weird korean comic porn
Anonymous No.718564980 >>718565086
>>718558957
i love young samus, even the autistic thumbs down shit, there i said it.
Anonymous No.718565086 >>718565346
>>718564980
Maybe if the game was about her time in the Federation instead of Fusion Deux it'd be actually worth playing
Anonymous No.718565180 >>718565364
>>718537024
>>718537378
WHAT?! Are you saying the real Dobbo is back? Post a link you cunts!
Anonymous No.718565253 >>718566046
>>718549560
PirateSoftware would've been left alone if he didn't fuck with SKG. This is an objective fact.
Anonymous No.718565258
>Ctrl F inflation
>3 results
Cmon /v/ step it up
Anonymous No.718565346
>>718565086
It might've fixed shit so that it didn't contradict literally every game up till that point if it was a prequel to the entire series, when she was getting her first stuff. Would've made the Ridley PTSD make sense.
Anonymous No.718565364 >>718565521 >>718573974
>>718565180
HOLY SHIT GUYS IT REALLY IS FUCKING DOBSON
https://www.youtube.com/@CapsystAnimations

THIS IS NOT A DRILL, ARCHIVE THIS SHIT BEFORE HE TAKES IT ALL DOWN
Anonymous No.718565419 >>718565875
Does anyone have the videos of him playing Skyrim at single digits framerate? I see someone posted the webm, but I’m after the raw video with him talking. I ask in every Dobson thread, and I’m convinced it’s lost media at this point
Anonymous No.718565521 >>718565680
>>718565364
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.718565525 >>718566046
>>718549560
Nah, PS is a chronic narcissist, but he doesn't have the worst take on literally everything like Dobson does.
Anonymous No.718565680
>>718565521
kek
Anonymous No.718565875
>>718565419
some breadtuber made a video on him a few weeks ago and I swear I saw what you're talking about in it.
Anonymous No.718566046 >>718571621
>>718550545
>>718565253
>>718565525
PS also worked at Blizzard for 20 years. Real fact, the fat troll in the south park episode "make love not warcraft" was based on PS's dad
Anonymous No.718566702 >>718567328
I liked Other M and though the prime games were shit. fps samus is horrid.
You may not get upset.
Anonymous No.718567328
>>718566702
Ok, explain.
Anonymous No.718567376 >>718567415
>>718535152 (OP)
what's all this dobsonposting lately?
Anonymous No.718567415
>>718567376
yes constable, wot wot
Anonymous No.718567767
>>718536907
But prime is pretty much just a 2d classic metroid game now in 3d. If anythingother m deviates far more from the original formula?
I don’t understand
Anonymous No.718567789 >>718568153 >>718568447 >>718568519
>>718544041
huh? dobson still alive?
Anonymous No.718568153
>>718567789
this anon is just jerking your cock. nobody knows for sure whether or not dobson is still alive because he hasn't posted publicly anywhere in almost a decade. no new art from him has been seen anywhere. personally I'm assuming he's still alive because I believe he's be too much of a pussy to actually do it. I hope he's still alive at the very least, because God promised me a day in which my missing lolcows would come back from pasture.
Anonymous No.718568248 >>718568515
>>718535923
Wish my mind is still stuck in 2001
2020s trying to worm its way inside me with it's forced gay ass changes
Anonymous No.718568447 >>718568682
>>718567789
Yeah he's making a come back. The Dobsters turned around now I'm working on a lot of new animations and getting a lot of work now as well as distanced from social media.
How long this will last is any ones guess but so far it looks good.
Anonymous No.718568515
>>718568248
This unc be like "I'm le above le brainrot" *skull*
Anonymous No.718568519 >>718568682 >>718568771
>>718567789
Yeah he's making a come back. The Dobsters turned around now he's working on a lot of new animations and getting a lot of work now as well as distanced from social media.
How long this will last is any ones guess but so far it looks good.
Anonymous No.718568682
>>718568447
>>718568519
Hi Dobson, glad to see you're doing better.
Anonymous No.718568717
>>718535152 (OP)
He's so fucking dumb, he really was born to be a /v/irgin.
Anonymous No.718568771 >>718569076 >>718569340
>>718568519
oi Dobbo, draw a giraffe
Anonymous No.718568835 >>718569101
Dobson's inflated ego. Patch it up or it will burst after ballooning.
Anonymous No.718568863 >>718569548
>>718535152 (OP)
What is it with male feminists and liking other m, a game which is bad and pretty chauvinist?
Anonymous No.718569060
>>718557405
of these girls finger themselves they would lobotomize their own brains
Anonymous No.718569076 >>718569224
>>718568771
I'm not Dobby but I figured I'd draw you a giraffe anyway
Anonymous No.718569101 >>718569137
>>718568835
I forgot about all the inflation
Anonymous No.718569137 >>718569184 >>718569594 >>718580476
>>718569101
Anonymous No.718569184
>>718569137
isn't this that comic with fat kyle?
>lol
>lmao
Anonymous No.718569224
>>718569076
neat
Anonymous No.718569304
>>718557858
While I think there's more complexity to it, I think the idea that people like Dobson have a serious issue with men and masculinity because they've likely never had any or enough good experiences with men or the bad ones they had were so serious that it sort of just broke their trust in men is valid. Some people don't learn to cope properly or it's too much for their cognitive abilities and their only way forward is by projecting their feelings on all members of a demographic.
Anonymous No.718569340 >>718569417 >>718569637
>>718568771
Anonymous No.718569417
>>718569340
Work on your prompting a little bit.
Anonymous No.718569548
>>718568863
what is it with male feminists and being absolute creeps
Anonymous No.718569594
>>718569137
You have no idea how many fetishists actually do stuff like this in public.
Anonymous No.718569637
>>718569340
You should try tracing it after prompting it Dobson.
Anonymous No.718569665
>>718553668
I want to smell her thighs
Anonymous No.718569938 >>718571995
>>718554830
Viewing this after hearing about Robin’s personal beliefs makes a lot more sense.
Anonymous No.718570834 >>718572434
>>718535338
You say that, but Dobbo is the only lolcow who actually managed to escape the cycle and go offline. That alone makes him superior to other cows.
Anonymous No.718571468
>>718537378
eh, at least this is a productive way to use his autism
Anonymous No.718571621
>>718566046
yes jason we know you worked at blizzard for 30 years. but your 40 years of being a QA tester for diablo 3 and maybe just a GM for wow isnt really experience. but who knows i dont have ms paint and 50 years of experience being an omniscient being
Anonymous No.718571995
>>718569938
Did he enjoy Metroid Prime more than Other M?
Anonymous No.718572098
Anonymous No.718572434 >>718572696
>>718570834
he's certainly not the only lolcow who has done that, but he is probably at the very least the most intelligent one, which is not a very high bar. I feel like a lot of them just died and we never even heard about it, like pamperchu or daniel larson.

Speaking of lolcows, did you know that Darksydephil was apparently the valedictorian at his school? Can anyone explain to me how that's even possible?
Anonymous No.718572646 >>718572814 >>718572915 >>718573096 >>718573178 >>718575534
Why is it that every single webcomic artist is insufferably smug? I used to think it was a leftist thing, but then I saw losers like stonetoss acting like they’re gods gift to mankind and i realised it’s a webcomic thing. They draw sub par artwork while giving some strawman arguments about current events. Why the ego?
Anonymous No.718572696
>>718572434
>Can anyone explain to me how that's even possible?
If a school is full of idiots there still has to be an idiot who is the least idiotic
Anonymous No.718572756
Anonymous No.718572806
Other M's QTE-esque design elements absolutely redifined the franchise
Anonymous No.718572814
>>718572646
Being surrounded by a legion of people who do nothing but praise every little thing you do and say is the cognitive equivalent of being kicked in the head by a horse every day.

And yes Dobson had that, just only on DeviantArt.
Anonymous No.718572915
>>718572646
webcomics are the perfect avenue for soapboxing
Anonymous No.718572919
>>718543749
>send request
always chuckle
Anonymous No.718572930
>>718557010
maybe he's attacking a group of mimics?
Anonymous No.718572993 >>718573604
>buy the prime remaster after endless and unanimous praise
>it’s very aged and overall mid

Guess it was nostalgia all along.
Anonymous No.718573096
>>718572646
A web comic is essentially a platform someone has created for themselves to communicate something. In benign cases, they just want to communicate humor. But people who create a platform for themselves often have a good deal of ego. And so they often use that platform to peddle their views in general. What makes it worse is that sycophants are attracted to people with platforms, so they feed that ego. This in turn attracts those who hate people with a platform and those who attach themselves to them. They all feed off each other in a parasitic, unsustainable way, and so a destructive cycle is created.

Social media works similarly, by the way. It just made it easier for virtually everyone to experience this cycle, and so we live in the retarded clown world we live in now.
Anonymous No.718573178 >>718573436
>>718572646
It's strictly BECAUSE a strawman is the easiest way to tell a joke without using too many words. The biggest way to avoid it coming off this way is to do something with your character's facial expression.

which one of these two examples do you think would have a better joke behind it?
Anonymous No.718573363
Andrew cobson
Anonymous No.718573436
>>718573178
The bottom seems to be a set up for a classic straight man in an absurd situation, and I love absurdist humour, so that.
Anonymous No.718573604
>>718572993
That's the entire series I'm afraid.
Anonymous No.718573743 >>718573836
>>718537378
This animation is good and without any controversy thoughbeit
Anonymous No.718573818
>>718535152 (OP)
His only problem was that he voted for Hillary, now if only he voted for Trump...
Anonymous No.718573836
>>718573743
Dobson was always a decent animator, he just chose to waste his talents on awful web comics
Anonymous No.718573974 >>718574023 >>718574056 >>718574164 >>718574238
>>718565364
.......... what actual proof is there of this. these are decently animated for the most part but I've never known dobson to be an animator.
Anonymous No.718574023 >>718574238
>>718573974
Dobsons Email adress and paypal are connected to ir
Anonymous No.718574050
>>718537378
I'm not going to lie, if you can imitate a style in animation, you're still a good animator. It's like that El Cid cartoon where Hank and Bobby have a pokemon battle. I'M OKAY DAYYYYUD. It looks almost exactly like King of the Hill.
Anonymous No.718574056 >>718574238
>>718573974
he was always an animator and wanted to work at Disney but he decided to throw those dreams in the trash when 3D animation became the norm
Anonymous No.718574164
>>718573974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ccrf52CSgw
Anonymous No.718574181
>>718539581
He embodies the narcissistic "cartoonist is always right" mentality in his works.
Anonymous No.718574185
Wait, Dobson came back? Fucking awesome, I loved that little shitstain

Edit: I have Dobson fatigue again
Anonymous No.718574238 >>718574332
>>718573974
>>718574023
>>718574056
That Garfield Sonic one got a good laugh out of me. I know he didn't write or voice it, but the animation was really good. If this really is Dobson, I'm glad he's figured things out. Just STAY OFF TWITTER.
Anonymous No.718574309 >>718574827
metroid prime game was a coffee pot of pure pork butthole hotdog water
Anonymous No.718574332
>>718574238
Imma try to bait him with the link hair tho in the meantime
I'll be subtle
Anonymous No.718574504 >>718574530 >>718574739 >>718576226
>>718535152 (OP)
The most hilarious thing about "lolcows" is that the bulk of you actually developed, in your own minds and in your own ways, friendships with these people.
Anonymous No.718574530
>>718574504
>implying so much
Nah this dudes a faggot
Anonymous No.718574739
>>718574504
I developed a romantic relationship with you in my mind and you cheated on me twice. What does that say about you?
Anonymous No.718574827 >>718574948 >>718578627
>>718574309
Viewing Prime as a shooter is the issue in the first place. The shooting might be among the game's least relevant mechanics. It's primarily an adventure game.
Anonymous No.718574948
>>718574827
Yeah you kinda realize that while playing it
It just looks like doom and halo but isn't
Anonymous No.718575534 >>718575991
>>718572646
They're not, the most kino webcomics are made by completely mentally unstable fucks that don't put any politics in them whatsoever. But you're 12 and think all webcomics are the gay shit that shows up on your twitter feed.
Anonymous No.718575962
this is still a dobson board after all this time
Anonymous No.718575991 >>718576050 >>718576228
>>718575534
NGL I've seen more and more people equating all webcomics to the kinds of stuff you only see on facebook and twitter, makes me feel bad for like, all the old webcomics that are nothing like that and apparently just totally forgotten.
Anonymous No.718576050 >>718576228
>>718575991
Nothing lasts forever. Why feel "bad" for things that had their time in the sun? It's over. People move on.
Anonymous No.718576226
>>718574504
>Yeah of course, I was one of the first & early contributors to the Dobson thread on the farms, how did you know?
Anonymous No.718576228
>>718575991
>>718576050
Desu I feel more bad for webcomics as a medium, it implies that people are starting to see them as just an avenue for political grandstanding instead of them being a way to make literally whatever you want.
Anonymous No.718576287 >>718576350 >>718576463 >>718576868 >>718577465
Anonymous No.718576350
>>718576287
>5'6"
Anonymous No.718576459 >>718576549
>>718553568
>he doesn't even understand what a rorschach test is
Anonymous No.718576463 >>718576616
>>718576287
>power chords
Anonymous No.718576549
>>718576459
I don't think he understands most things
Anonymous No.718576616
>>718576463
I was always more of an Angus Young fan for power chords myself, but as long as Dobson has a taste in music
Anonymous No.718576868 >>718576983 >>718577046
>>718576287
wait, is he the incarnation of a nintendy? i'm not trying to dob on nintendo fans, but this is THE cliche
Anonymous No.718576983
>>718576868
Of a Gen X tendie with poor self-awareness yeah.
Anonymous No.718577046 >>718577303
>>718576868
that's retarded, anon. I don't have a blue bear as my alter ego.
Anonymous No.718577078
>>718549446
It's not fun though. Combat encounters all play out exactly the same because your only attacks are shooting and dropping bombs. Missiles break the flow of combat to use, and the enemy variety is very mediocre. In any other action game as you unlock more moves, your playstyle naturally changes to accomodate your new tools. In Other M you will be charging shots and jumping on enemies the entire game.
Anonymous No.718577303 >>718577380 >>718577517
>>718577046
Anonymous No.718577380
>>718577303
is... is this going to happen to me?
Anonymous No.718577465 >>718577643
>>718576287
>dislikes: depression
Wow what a hot take
Anonymous No.718577517
>>718577303
Who the fuck is this guy and why do all his comics have extreme close ups of women screaming?
Anonymous No.718577576 >>718577719 >>718577881
posting it
Anonymous No.718577643
>>718577465
I gotta be honest, this is something I agree with him on.
Anonymous No.718577719
>>718577576
Every fucking time
Anonymous No.718577772
Anonymous No.718577881 >>718577960 >>718578047 >>718578136 >>718578312
>>718577576
People still post this despite it looking nothing like him
Anonymous No.718577960 >>718578136 >>718578189
>>718577881
it was back when he had hair
Anonymous No.718578047
>>718577881
People would rather believe a funny lie than an unfunny truth. I think Hitler said something like that.
Anonymous No.718578051 >>718578086 >>718578163
https://youtu.be/7rgXKUXOgvU
>those comments
Anonymous No.718578086
>>718578051
Anonymous No.718578136 >>718578460
>>718577960
>>718577881
when dobson went to these conventions, he had actual displays set up though. as much as we like to clown on him, he did have legitimate presence at these conventions. the guy in these other pictures just looks like a guy doing homework in a library.
Anonymous No.718578163
>>718578051
that's really just mean, but lmao the comments
Anonymous No.718578189
>>718577960
He's been balding most of his life, there is no reality where that's him sorry
Anonymous No.718578312 >>718578460
>>718577881
It's literally him.
Anonymous No.718578319 >>718579112
I still think the weirdest thing he actually did, in spite of all of the bizarre opinions he had, was when he claimed to not like anime or manga visually when the style he used for over a decade was blatantly inspired by Rumiko Takahashi. It's one thing to have bizarre opinions, it's another to just outright lie.
Anonymous No.718578451
>>718535152 (OP)
outside of super and fusion i have never given a shit about metroid
the FPS ones were a big meme to me, they're basically shitty half-life games
Anonymous No.718578460 >>718578581 >>718578606
>>718578312
The comic and the photo are from 2013, by that time he had looked like this >>718578136
for years
Anonymous No.718578581 >>718578714
>>718578460
You'll have to prove that claim anon. Go ahead.
Anonymous No.718578606 >>718578736
>>718578460
i assumed it was that hat he likes to wear
Anonymous No.718578627 >>718579926
>>718574827
yeah, combat sections and buster/missle upgrades werent relevant at all
Anonymous No.718578714 >>718578792 >>718578847
>>718578581
>I believe the Jews intend to use all of Mars as the third temple of Solomon. Go ahead and prove me wrong. Can't do it? Looks like I'm right,
Anonymous No.718578736 >>718579338
>>718578606
You assumed correctly.
Anonymous No.718578792 >>718579259 >>718579338
>>718578714
>He can't prove his own claims to be true
Then I'm forced to accept your concession. Thanks for confirming you couldn't do it.
Anonymous No.718578840 >>718579034 >>718579282 >>718579405 >>718579737
>>718559972
Why didn’t he turn the W into an M to better parody Microsoft? Low effort could be a tag for all of his works.
Anonymous No.718578847
>>718578714
that sounds much more plausible than dobson having full hair
Anonymous No.718579034
>>718578840
>Why didn’t he turn the W into an M
but...
it's an M...
Anonymous No.718579112
>>718578319
His Alex ze Pirate comic had a captain character that was basically identical in personality to Happosai from Ranma 1/2. He had a bunch of other characters and tropes that were taken from earlier animes as well. He has ALWAYS been inspired by 80s-90s anime, so his whole feud with anime was always nonsense. I get the whole Disney thing, but it has to run deeper than that.
Anonymous No.718579128 >>718579241
>>718556419
Why is he holding a periodic table up to a professional athlete as if he's a professional biochemist or something
Nigga you draw CattyN for a living
Anonymous No.718579241 >>718579740
>>718579128
Because the periodic table is relevant to science and sports players are all stupid neanderthals.
Anonymous No.718579259 >>718579382
>>718578792
Same to you, liar! I'm not the kind of person who believes that things are true just because I want them to be, but you seem to be. Reddit is really consistent about believing stuff without proof, so that's a good website for you to use.
Anonymous No.718579282 >>718579368
>>718578840
better?
Anonymous No.718579338 >>718579541
>>718578792
Not that other guy but the comic was uploaded back in 2013, well after he had lost his hair

https://www.tumblr.com/hypocrisyofandrewdobson/762150474060283904/ive-been-doing-some-digging-on-the-infamous-power

This post goes into it alot more, he was 100% at that convention but that picture obviously isn't him

>>718578736
It looks nothing like his stupid hat, are you just retarded?
Anonymous No.718579368 >>718579402 >>718579761
>>718579282
just post the other edit, IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS. or better yet, ALL OF THE DAY BRO.
Anonymous No.718579382
>>718579259
Thanks for confirming you couldn't prove your claim to be true!
Anonymous No.718579402
>>718579368
it's in this thread, YOU DUMBASS
Anonymous No.718579405 >>718579569
>>718578840
because then it would have been set to wumbo
Anonymous No.718579515
>>718554913
I'm 99% sure that, in his autism, he just imagined up a ton of fake context where this actually could be kind of alright, and he just expected everyone else to imagine up the exact same scenario where he doesn't look like a jerk.
Anonymous No.718579541
>>718579338
Neat, but it proves literally nothing.
Anonymous No.718579569
>>718579405
Wumbo?
Anonymous No.718579737
>>718578840
>anons are even more retarded than Dobson
impressive
Anonymous No.718579740
>>718579241
Thank you dobbers, I got that bit
Anonymous No.718579761
>>718579368
OTHER GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.718579926
>>718578627
Combat existed. Finding expansions was more interesting than actually using them, and really only served to pass the Omega Pirate/Metroid Prime resource checks. Otherwise, having 20 missiles didn't actually matter that much less than having 120. That all said, weighing resource use against impact super missiles are probably the most universally practical weapon in the game so getting to spam that more is good.
Anonymous No.718580054 >>718580116
>>718535152 (OP)
I’v been seeing a lot of Dobson posting recently. Did he die or has inflation skyrocketed recently?
Anonymous No.718580065
>>718553568
This is a genuine work of art.
The gay pride flag, trying to give dating advice to women based on star wars hot takes, not knowing what a rorschach test actually is, and being grotesquely unaware how he's genuinely just all 3 of the dudes combined into one fat tub of lard.

It's perfect. I love it so much.
Anonymous No.718580116
>>718580054
you little shit
Anonymous No.718580149 >>718580303
>>718554186
... Did he literally build a statue of himself?
Anonymous No.718580156
>>718535152 (OP)
just read any post on /v/
Anonymous No.718580303
>>718580149
I think that's actually Brental Floss who he worked with. Not sure about the guy next to him though.
Anonymous No.718580476
>>718569137
Fucking kek
Anonymous No.718580509
>>718556967
Hey. Dingus.
Your reference is a digit short.
The post you're trying to link to is literally decades old.
Anonymous No.718580748 >>718581891
>>71858050
STFU faggot
Anonymous No.718581891
>>718580748
could have at least put a slowpoke on it