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Anonymous No.718539941 >>718540110 >>718540317 >>718546510 >>718547658 >>718548107 >>718549578 >>718550306 >>718553580 >>718556571 >>718558597 >>718569684 >>718571653 >>718571795 >>718573268 >>718576242
Dall-E 3
Favorite Uma?
Bing.com/create
Anonymous No.718540110
>>718539941 (OP)
My cute uma musumes when i pull out my fat, erect and smelly cock and they can't wait to have a taste after a hard day of running and sweating
Anonymous No.718540308
my favorite uma? Nishino flower, because she looks exactly like me
Anonymous No.718540317 >>718541042 >>718544319 >>718566331
>>718539941 (OP)
that's not a horse, that's a little girl
Anonymous No.718541042
>>718540317
Source?
Anonymous No.718541192
Whigger
Anonymous No.718541892 >>718543407
Aiieeee You can't just generate horses, you have to generate Mario and Pokemon
Anonymous No.718543407 >>718544172
>>718541892
who said that
Anonymous No.718544172
>>718543407
Me
Anonymous No.718544319 >>718544954
>>718540317
Actually those are just chibi.
Anonymous No.718544814
UMAGROK IS THIS REAL
Anonymous No.718544954
>>718544319
A chibi of what??
Anonymous No.718546510 >>718570550
>>718539941 (OP)
Suzuka!
Anonymous No.718547265
>Breed horses who meet the min stamina requirements for their respective races (500 for sprints, 800 for mile, 900 for medium, and 1100 for long)
>Keep losing in team trials versus stamlet teams with 400 stam and 1200 speed
Don't fall for the stamina meme bros.
Anonymous No.718547658
>>718539941 (OP)
I think I got the wrong Kitasan.
Anonymous No.718548107
>>718539941 (OP)

MOMMY AIR GROOVE
Anonymous No.718548138 >>718548273 >>718548879
why are their tongues so long?
Anonymous No.718548210
Shitter here, should I go Open or Graded? I got to class 6 once then promptly kicked back down
Anonymous No.718548273
>>718548138

Cuz they're on freaky mode
Anonymous No.718548879
>>718548138
Wdym
Anonymous No.718549578 >>718573425
>>718539941 (OP)
Anonymous No.718550306 >>718552270
>>718539941 (OP)
lol this is funny.
Anonymous No.718552270
>>718550306
Lol
Anonymous No.718552527 >>718552883 >>718553517 >>718567007 >>718570519 >>718570598 >>718570720 >>718573406 >>718573425
Anonymous No.718552883
>>718552527
kino
Anonymous No.718553517
>>718552527
based
Anonymous No.718553580 >>718556921 >>718571328
>>718539941 (OP)
1

missed ss+ by 1 point
Anonymous No.718556376
Anonymous No.718556571
>>718539941 (OP)
never look a gift horse in the mouf
Anonymous No.718556654
Your threads aren't wanted here. Go to >>>/trash/
Anonymous No.718556921
>>718553580
I did exactly this yesterday
Anonymous No.718558157
Wow
Anonymous No.718558597 >>718566439
>>718539941 (OP)
Anonymous No.718559782 >>718562132
dog status?
Anonymous No.718562132
>>718559782
dead
Anonymous No.718562628 >>718562889
>Forget correct event choice
>Run stolen
Anonymous No.718562889 >>718563924 >>718565861 >>718570381 >>718571651
>>718562628
>do everything right
>still lose
Anonymous No.718563924
>>718562889
Kek
Anonymous No.718565861
>>718562889
Grok, is this true?
Anonymous No.718566231 >>718566348 >>718567610
Did he just do that?
Did jannies really just delete that thread?
Anonymous No.718566331
>>718540317
That's not a horse, that's a mambo
Anonymous No.718566348 >>718566398
>>718566231
wif i was monitoring
Anonymous No.718566398
>>718566348
I meant what I said about Mejiro Ryan's tits.
Anonymous No.718566439
>>718558597
>TaMicro Cross
Anonymous No.718566448 >>718566620 >>718567313
>deleting a thread about a game on fucking STEAM of all things
If someone starts hunting the moderation team down I am not even going to pretend to feel sad for them.
Anonymous No.718566620 >>718566885
>>718566448
I'm sure people don't want to move to /vg/ for a reason
Compared to some frequently reoccurring threads, you guys are fine
Anonymous No.718566885 >>718567120 >>718567136
>>718566620
What I want to know is what exactly is the problem with frequently occurring threads if people are actually talking about video games, as opposed to 90% of the catalogue which is NOT talking about video games. You think those would get priority to be deleted first, no? Instead of enforcing a rule which seems to benefit nobody involved and wastes everyones time. This is a popular game. Lots of people are talking about it. /vg/ has multiple clubs, /v/ has multiple clubs. There's not a ton of games that came out this year that people are buzzing about. Deltarune is one of the only ones I can think of, people seemed to like DK but that's a one and done thing. I just find it weird that video game discussion is limited on the super crazy random video game board that more resembles /b/ than a /v/ideo game board. You would think as long as its video games, anything goes? It's not like this is some zombie community where only 5 people are interested. There's legit hundreds who want to talk about it which is why threads are hitting bump limit so quickly.

I don't get this behavior when people get upset about a thread reoccuring. Literally just filter the thread or don't go in it if you don't like the thing.
Anonymous No.718567007
>>718552527
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.718567032
Let's see if jannies will touch a thread with nintendo character
>>718566971
Anonymous No.718567120 >>718567232
>>718566885
it takes up space from the paid threads
Anonymous No.718567136 >>718567442
>>718566885
Something something sacrifices must be made, a side effect of having to follow and enforce the rules, and a moderation/janny team that can play favorites/delete shit they don't like, see Project Moon threads before THAT april fools event
Another issue is that specific threads completely mindbroke jannies and they fear things might get out of control see Touhou threads
Anonymous No.718567232
>>718567120
and which threads are those, the reddit screencap threads, the pepe "i gooned to bbc threads", the e-celeb threads, or the thinly veiled ERP goonsesh threads?
Anonymous No.718567313 >>718567554
>>718566448
Rules for thee but not for me.
Just like WoW threads are perfectly fine for jannies on /v/ unlike XIV threads even though both have /vg/ generals.
Always been a problem. Offtopic threads also get to stay up as long as the current guy on the watch considers it "board culture" so people have to deal with BBC/Wojak slop while your favorite games got banned for having dead threads on other dead boards.
Anonymous No.718567342
They seem to always allow one to be up though no? I'd dare and think latest delete was because of this one and janny went full "take that horse fuckers" ?
Surely.
Anonymous No.718567442 >>718567568 >>718567752
>>718567136
It's just somethign I've thinking about more and more. What even is the fucking point of splitting up the boards like this? I find it so weird that this lawless, freeformed site known for its creativity and unstructured discussion would try to funnel video games conversation away from the video games board because of a vague rule that doesn't explain itself beyond just existing. WHY can't reoccuring video game threads happen, and why does it only apply to some threads? Does it literally only exist to give jannies the freedom to delete whatever they fucking don't like? Because they've been going after all sorts of games and I don't think it's a matter of them liking or disliking them. It just feels like one of those things where people enforce a rule that they don't even know why it exists but the rule is sacred and nobody can understand its purpose or dares to question it and just insists "these are the rules we have to follow them!" Why you fucking randall ass niggers WHY??


>welcome to the Airplanes discussion board, where you can discuss anything and everything Airplanes
>Hey what about that Boeing right gu--
>THIS THREAD HAS BEEN MOVED TO /AIRG/
>welcome to /boeing/ can I take your order
>uhhh yeah...I just wanted to say this was a cool plane
>DUDE ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU THINK THIS IS A COOL PLANE HAHAHA GET A LOAD OF THIS GUYS
>anyways so as I was saying becky had a conversation with joshawn and it was so nuts anyone see the latest bachelor episode, that was wild
>...Planes?
Anonymous No.718567554
>>718567313
Thanks for reminding me
At some point, the moment jannoids stopped deleting DMC threads, they allowed copypasta retards run rampant, making discussion other than DMCuck vs my SUPERIOR vidya gaem or new game bad old good nearly impossible
Anonymous No.718567568
>>718567442
I got banned from /air/ for posting a Mayano thread
Anonymous No.718567610 >>718567696
>>718566231
What did the janny do this time? I was asleep
Anonymous No.718567634
Why isnt there art of bourbon in 2b dress
Anonymous No.718567696 >>718567874
>>718567610
Asides from pulling the two foot long MLP buttplug out his ass? he deleted another thread after gargling a litre of semen he had his rainbow dash festering in
Anonymous No.718567752 >>718567839 >>718567921
>>718567442
To filter traffic, some threads either can't survive /v/ catalog, or too fast and annoying to moderate
I also hate how personalized /vg/ is, an anonymous imageboard and you can pretty much tell who is who because they don't even try to stay anonymous
That doesn't mean the same shit doesn't apply to certain /v/ threads, but majority of /vg/ is a massive circlejerk and have their own culture
Anonymous No.718567839
>>718567752
>some threads either can't survive /v/
If a thread can’t survive umaposting it is a shit thread
Anonymous No.718567874
>>718567696
Sad, last night we had a couple of threads reach bump limit before I hit the sack
Anonymous No.718567921 >>718568151 >>718568256
>>718567752
>or too fast and annoying to moderate
there's nothing to fucking moderate
nobody's been causing trouble except the faggots crying over "this isnt a GAME!!" despite not knowing shit about the actual fucking game lol. Only other people upset are the backseat jannies trying to force all video game discussion to /vg/ because reasons. It's asisinine. "Filtering traffic" does not warrant it. You move the traffic from here over there and they still have filter the same amount of traffic.

once again you would think they would delete the threads that were actually causing trouble. They're just enforcing a rule without thinking about it, and jannies have taken a mall cop mentality to flex whatever little power they have with "I didn't write the rules, I just enforce them", going after low hanging fruit aka FAST MOVING and popular threads rather dealing with permanently evading ban schizos. Essentially, it's micro management. It's a waste of the user's time to stifle video game discussion for no apparent reason, and it's a waste of the jannies time to try and manage ON TOPIC VIDEO GAME DISCUSSION.

GO DELETE THE THREADS THAT ARE OFF TOPIC YOU DUMB FUCK JANNIES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE YOUR BRAIN!
Anonymous No.718568151
>>718567921
>once again you would think they would delete the threads that were actually causing trouble
That's the catch, they start deleting threads they don't like and watch you try and fight them back, then some schizo wannabe janny will dedicate his whole life to ruin your thread and during that time jannies will calm down and leave you alone to suffer until threads go to shit
Anonymous No.718568256 >>718569165
>>718567921
Sorry, but /pol/shit thread where 6 out of 670 responses are about the game in the title(average stalker thread btw) is too hard to manage and is a gray area in the rules. Video game thread about video game tho? GET FUCKING BANNED SCUM
Anonymous No.718569165
>>718568256
I need whatever scenario or interface allows me to do this to my umas
Anonymous No.718569684
>>718539941 (OP)
I actually dreamed that a mod banned me for making an uma thread. Might be a premonition, so Tachyon OP you have the liberty to make threads from now on.
Anonymous No.718570381
>>718562889
Ok
Anonymous No.718570519
>>718552527
Someone should draw shadowmere as an uma musume
Anonymous No.718570550
>>718546510
why are you green
Anonymous No.718570598
>>718552527
>ENOUGH HORSING AROUND!γ€ŒTRAINER BEAM」
Anonymous No.718570619 >>718570780 >>718570780
there's just multiple threads up mang its not a conspiracy theory like you guys aren't even talking about the game right now and just seething
Anonymous No.718570623
>finish run for open grade
>B+ by 6 points
JUST
Anonymous No.718570720
>>718552527
>there's AI to skyrim shout images
the future is stange
Anonymous No.718570730 >>718570753 >>718570851
what to do besides racing
Anonymous No.718570753
>>718570730
Glue factory.
Anonymous No.718570780
>>718570619
>there's just multiple threads up mang
there was only one thread up until janny deleted it, thus forming multiple threads
>>718570619
>you guys aren't even talking about the game right now and just seething
it's hard to talk about the game when janny keeps deleting them, and yes that makes people mad and want to lash out at the jannies. put 2 and 2 together. The threads that reach bump limit are talking more about gameplay than most threads on the catalogue. Very little in the way of coomspamming or even trolling. A lot of it is just raw gameplay advice or character discussion. The threads stay EXTREMELY on topic and limited to one thread at a time, but that's not why jannies are deleting them. It's because they're """reoccuring""" and that goes against a rule that exists for reasons nobody can or will explain.
Anonymous No.718570851 >>718570989
>>718570730
I'll be her fan :) unless it's Mejiro Ryan or King Halo
Anonymous No.718570989 >>718571508
>>718570851
Mejiro Ryan has fat fucking tits thoughbeit
Anonymous No.718571328
>>718553580
Guts training gives speed
Anonymous No.718571508
>>718570989
no amount of t&a can save that yee-yee ass haircut
Anonymous No.718571536 >>718572047 >>718572105
...
....!
...no, nevermind. Must've been the wind.
Anonymous No.718571651
>>718562889
is she talking about me eating her pussy here? The text seems very sexualized
Anonymous No.718571653
>>718539941 (OP)
Doto, Creek cuz I like big honkers
Anonymous No.718571795 >>718571881 >>718572965 >>718573140
>>718539941 (OP)
hishi akebono
i love this big goofy hors
Anonymous No.718571881 >>718571952 >>718572014
>>718571795
Anonymous No.718571952 >>718572391
>>718571881
the nefarious muncher
Anonymous No.718572014 >>718573796
>>718571881
Anonymous No.718572047 >>718572105 >>718572512
>>718571536
Anonymous No.718572105
>>718571536
>>718572047
>Did you hear?
>I have
Anonymous No.718572391
>>718571952
eating akebono's "donut"
Anonymous No.718572512
>>718572047
It's a rabbit infiltrator.
Anonymous No.718572937
Or so I’ve heard
Anonymous No.718572965
>>718571795
Anonymous No.718573140 >>718573230 >>718573296 >>718573323
>>718571795
how big is she though?
Anonymous No.718573230 >>718573328
>>718573140
Umayuru is so fun and cute, unironically enjoying le "japanese humor"
Anonymous No.718573268
>>718539941 (OP)
why the long tongue?
Anonymous No.718573296
>>718573140
However big the current situation needs her to be
Anonymous No.718573323 >>718574404
>>718573140

180cm in the game. Which is a giantess by Japan standards.
Anonymous No.718573328
>>718573230
I like it, I just wish it was less repetitive. Gimlet kicking a fence stopped being funny eventually.
Anonymous No.718573406
>>718552527
>BRAAAAAP
Anonymous No.718573425
>>718549578
>>718552527
Anonymous No.718573796
>>718572014
Trying to find all feeder umas
Anonymous No.718573976 >>718574347 >>718574702
>pulled Biwa with my free single roll today
Holy shit this horse is really cute this is the first time I've felt like I've gotten lucky
Anonymous No.718574143
other DALL-E thread couldn't handle the competition, and not even at bump limit either
Anonymous No.718574347
>>718573976
Anonymous No.718574404 >>718574636
>>718573323
Akebono is probably gonna permanently be on my sprint team just because I have a size fetish , she probably gets power crept super fast too
Anonymous No.718574531
Test
Anonymous No.718574636 >>718575069
>>718574404
>This fat fuck caters to both fatfags and sizefags
They can't keep getting away with it
Anonymous No.718574702
>>718573976
Too bad most of her story is big poopy
Anonymous No.718574801
anyone have THAT umamusume lore video?
Anonymous No.718574854 >>718574912 >>718574918 >>718574972
>the other thread died
Kek
Anonymous No.718574912
>>718574854
trannies defeated
jannies next up
Anonymous No.718574918
>>718574854
The Nintendo Uma image is a great idea though, will definitely use that
Anonymous No.718574972 >>718575026
>>718574854
All it took to finally get the Ai sloppers to fuck off with their 24/7 general was a bunch of horses
Anonymous No.718575026
>>718574972
nah they're just a bunch of third worlders who got sleep deprived to bump the thread, once the burgers wake up they'll take over
Anonymous No.718575069 >>718575173 >>718575621
>>718574636
She has fat tits, but that's about it. She's a sizefag bait through and through
Anonymous No.718575173
>>718575069
She's constantly around food and most likely a feeder, fatfag bait too.
Anonymous No.718575239 >>718575356 >>718575495 >>718577929
other horses are allowed Required to be big too
Anonymous No.718575356 >>718578054
>>718575239
No…that’s too big…
Anonymous No.718575495
>>718575239
This remind me of that one guy that just kept commissioning falco fanarts.
Anonymous No.718575621 >>718575756 >>718575937 >>718575985
>>718575069

Yeah, Doto also has 99cm tits while being much smaller in other aspects.
Anonymous No.718575756 >>718576059
>>718575621
Why did they gave her humongous milkers?
Anything to do with her irl counterpart 's erotic nature?
Anonymous No.718575810
uma
Anonymous No.718575937
>>718575621
El Condor Pasa is pretty big but not noticeable.
Anonymous No.718575961 >>718576001
is this the first time in years there hasn't been a dall e general on /v/? did gacha horses actually get rid of those sloppers?
Anonymous No.718575985 >>718576086
>>718575621
I always forget how stacked Ticket and Ryan are, titcow tomboys
Anonymous No.718576001
>>718575961
they just made another thread and pretend this doesn't exist
Anonymous No.718576005
who wins
>20 umas
vs
>1 trainer with prep time and glue gun (penis)
Anonymous No.718576059
>>718575756

I'm not sure if it's in any way related to the real horse. Probably just wanted to contrast with her fated rival T M Opera O who's on the smaller side in game..
aceman !!oXu3OLVH0EG No.718576086 >>718576864
>>718575985
Anonymous No.718576159
>Kitasan got milked dry
Damn, now I'm imagining uma Kitasan soaked in semen after being bred to exhaustion
Anonymous No.718576242 >>718576412 >>718576456 >>718576752
>>718539941 (OP)
Fuck off tranny, no actual anime fan likes this trash look at X it's all trannies
Anonymous No.718576412 >>718576727
>>718576242
>malding
Anonymous No.718576456 >>718576583 >>718576727
>>718576242
Trannies existed in 2016?
Anonymous No.718576505
Anonymous No.718576583
>>718576456
Yes
Anonymous No.718576727 >>718576752
>>718576412
>balding

>>718576456
Of course they did
Even back in the 2000s you could tell who all the future trannies were, fully gooned out freaks wearing girl accessories at anime cons. Always the most attention whoring irritating people too, not a single one stayed as a dude
Anonymous No.718576752 >>718577207
>>718576242
>>718576727
Seethe
Anonymous No.718576864 >>718577003 >>718577190 >>718577435 >>718577580
>>718576086
I don't understand the hate she gets, she's hot and I like short-haired girls
aceman !!oXu3OLVH0EG No.718577003 >>718577249 >>718577318
>>718576864
It's probably the hair
Anonymous No.718577190 >>718577249
>>718576864
Her haircut sucks ass
Anonymous No.718577207
>>718576752
I don't think you understand the danger you're in, if the zoomers win you groomers are gone

Feel free to keep shitting all over everyone's online spaces though, that will definitely save you from the wrath of those same people who're turning very fascist, very fast
Anonymous No.718577249 >>718577391
>>718577003
>>718577190
Well I think short hair is cute
Anonymous No.718577318 >>718577391
>>718577003
Its face desu. Hate her, love vodka
aceman !!oXu3OLVH0EG No.718577391 >>718577498
>>718577249
I have no strong feelings about it one way or the other personally

>>718577318
Vodka is cute.
Anonymous No.718577435 >>718577498
>>718576864
It's her JUST haircut and also her casualwear reminds me of that obatarian from Yakuza games
Anonymous No.718577498 >>718577607
>>718577391
>>718577435
She has short hair and huge tits, as well as tomboy personality, literally made for (me)
Anonymous No.718577512 >>718577613 >>718577735 >>718577810
>AIfags are so assblasted they got btfo by horse they're spamming threads now
lol
Anonymous No.718577560
Anonymous No.718577580
>>718576864
her haircut is stupid and ugly
it's fucked up because she knows it too according to that load screen comic but those evil designers choose to do nothing about it
Anonymous No.718577582 >>718577637
wodkka a shit
aceman !!oXu3OLVH0EG No.718577607
>>718577498
I agree with that.
Anonymous No.718577613
>>718577512
they don't handle rejection very well
Anonymous No.718577637
>>718577582
t. daiwa
Anonymous No.718577735 >>718577778
>>718577512
>btfo by horse
No, just the usual spamming trannies with nothing better to do

It's why you're literally going to die within the decade. Zoomers see your behaviour online and they will track you down. Nobody will want you in the next iteration of civilisation because you're horrible to be around even between screens
Anonymous No.718577778 >>718577941
>>718577735
I don't read replies by schizos
Anonymous No.718577802
I wanna break rice showers hymen!
Anonymous No.718577810
>>718577512
Horsefuckers will restore order to /v/ lmao
Anonymous No.718577929
>>718575239
Yes
Anonymous No.718577941
>>718577778
But you read your own reply just now
Anonymous No.718578054
>>718575356
You haven't seen anything yet