Thread 718556691

lol true

>>718556691 (OP)
lol the jojke is SEX!!!

>>718557032
Joke?

>>718556691 (OP)
oh no no no... is that... a BIOLOGICAL FEMALE WITH SECONDARY SEX CHARACTERISTICS?! AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>718556691 (OP)
I don't like that it hurts her v_v

>>718557275
i do

>>718557275
You're very caring aren't you, anon?

>>718556691 (OP)
god girls being troubled by huge breasts is so fucking hot I am seriously about to "act up" as the youth would call it

>>718556691 (OP)
this is what I wish I looked like, which is why I design my character this way.

>every girl I've ever talked to complains about girls with boobs bigger than them
>dated one girl who actually had DD mega tits (kinda fucking weird because she was like 4"9)
>she was the only one who didn't bitch about "bodily image" and "unrealistic expectations" and just let me play with her boobs and smiled while I did instead of hitting me with that "ugh, you wish they were bigger I know" shit
Why do women hate eachother so much?

>Character Name: Annmarie
>Race: Human
>Sex: [ ] Male [x] Female
>Class: Mage
>Age: { l . . . . . . . . . }
>Height: { l . . . . . . . . . }
>Chest Size: { l . . . . . . . . . }
>Inverted Nipples: [x] Yes [ ] No
>Butt Size: { l . . . . . . . . . }
>Pubic Hair: [ ] Yes [x] No
>Labia Minora Type: [x] Innie [ ] outie
>Hymen Status: [x] Intact [ ] Broken
>Piercings: [ ] Yes [x] No
>Armour: Robes + Microbikini
>Hairstyle: Wolf Cut
>Hair Colour: Auburn

>>718557275
I love it

You incels don't understand what a burden having big boobs is for us women. My back is hurting ALL the time.

And do you care? No, you just like to look at us.

>>718556691 (OP)
in what game do you get to pick your armor in the character creator?

>>718559190
what person doesn't want to be young again?

>>718559190
Now make her boobs gigantic.

>>718559319
ok but you have to edit the sliders to have one with Bust at max

>>718558486
wow this all seems incredibly gay and homos-
>>Inverted Nipples: [x] Yes [ ] No
so fvcking based...

>>718556691 (OP)
this except it goes the opposite way, I love DFC

>increase boob bar
>character comments on it
>she likes it
>increase it again

>>718556691 (OP)
Funnily enough I did exactly that in Nioh 2 using cheat engine, but it looked too goofy so I just went with the max the game allows

>>718559184
monster hunter wilds gives you a few options for armor

>>718556691 (OP)
I wish there were more of these

>>718557696
ladies that are having back problems because of breast size need to do shoulders workouts at the gym, you don't have to do heavy lifting for that area but it absolutely will reduce your back pain, do the girls a favor and hit the gym.

I wish there were less of these...

>>718559146
hit the gym and do light lifting in your shoulders and upper back, it will reduce your back pain the problem is that you have no strength in that region so the weight of your breasts causes pain.

>>718557826
thats not women hating each other its women feeling inadequate and insecure and not knowing how to control those feelings

the behavior is a consequence of the anxiety they feel

>>718560195
this should also help with stopping the weight from stretching out ligaments as the muscle will provide additional support

girls ought to think of it like building a bra out of their upper body muscles, your breasts are going to sit perkier and feel like they weigh less

>>718556691 (OP)
>>718559319
I like these post more

>>718560596
would help a lot of women with chronic back pain, and they don't have to get jacked or a mans physique just light lifting a few times a week to build up the area and it would reduce their pain probably completely in a few months, breast reductions are horrifying don't chop off the girls, train them!

>>718557275
But that makes it better?

>>718560701
any requests? following the format of that greentext anon above

>>718559917
don't put the yoshitsune set on

>>718559319
I can see it

>>718561083
Shhh.

>>718561145
that pic got me banned by the way lol

>>718556691 (OP)
lole

>>718559319
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING NI—

>>718556691 (OP)
she literally looked better flat

>>718562209
looks white to me

>>718559319
Big boobs on a midget is so weird.

>>718556691 (OP)
bigger

>>718561021
Mage and rouge classes next

>>718556691 (OP)
All girls should be made to have big breasts, real and fictional

>>718561434
I'm thirsty

>>718556691 (OP)
I love girls rapidly developing big breasts!
especially when they have a expression of discomfort and a bit of pleasure and pain!

>>718560008
You don't pick armor, you pick undergarments

>>718561021
Are these AI generated? Is that why I can't find the source?
Can you do an adult elf mage that gets shrunk down to loli size?

>>718559190
>age slider just changes the amount of wrinkles on the character's face texture

>>718556691 (OP)
I'm surprised no RPG has tied maximum breast size to character level.

>>718559190
Name one game that isn't Dragon's Dogma

>>718563313
Omega labyrinth

>>718563320
no idea i don't play video games

>>718559319
Installing your game rn

>>718563313
I can already see the articles.

>>718559146
yeah, and being tall hurts our backs, but you still all want guys that are 6'4"
suck it up, toots.

>>718559671
pic related

>>718562467
>>718563084
neither of those followed the format. but I did have a mage and rouge on the backburner so I guess I'll do those.

>>718563390
>"Hot new RPG makes a billion dollars!"

>>718563094
Why would you want to play as an old fart?

>>718561021
taller

>>718556691 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skCoiq0zj_E

Top is better

>>718563084
Centurii-chan

Flat chests are nice but they are for little girls and lolis.
A woman is not a proper woman without a good pair of udders.

>>718559190
Now post the original

>>718560486
If anxious, why not do something about it? Even the bitchiest men have the minimum amount of strength in them.

>>718561021
Flat brown druid little girl pls.

>>718557826
Breast envy is a real thing?

>>718564678
how do we defeat the slosher menace?

>>718560128
Last weekend I saw a skinny nerdy looking woman with huge tits for her frame that her shoulders were all hunched because of their weight. It was so fucking hot.

>>718560596
>>718560195
>>718559146
and also - get properly fitting bras. Seriously. Just doing that was enough to alleviate back pain that I thought was just from lifting boxes all day. It's life changing.

>>718556691 (OP)
(male)

>>718563628
Based

>>718559146
>>718565993
YWNBAW

>>718556691 (OP)
milking someone to unconsciousnes technically counts as a knockout and a perfect time to loot their house

>>718564152
tan sliders would be pretty cool yea

>>718561021
>Race: Slime
>Class: Scavenger
>Armor: Makeshift
>Hair: Bobcut
also catbox uncensored for that one pls

>>718560128
>>718560195
Actually it is more important to train the core and cheat muscles.
The back and shoulders are already under load from their huge booba. That in turn leads to an imbalance with their frontal torso musculate which fucks up posture.
And the core muscles play a major role on their own in supporting the boobs, a bit like a wall supporting an overhang.

>>718565993
Its fucking hilarious how clueless many women are of their bra size. They are willing to spend hundreds on cheap shit instead of getting one or two properly fitted one. My gf insists that she's a D cup when I know its too small, like her nipples escape for cups if she does anything physical. Feels like D is some mythical mile stone that if you get past that they are "too big" and trigger a whole set of other insecurities.

>>718557275
It's fine anon, just gift her some baggy clothing and give her plenty of shoulder massages

>>718559146
Tits or GTFO whore

>>718560103
Magical tits

do girls scratch their boobs like i scratch my balls?

man, jp maint is long

>>718559146
hit the gym cow, also post tits

>>718566040
But ideal looks bigger than maximum

>>718563628
Give them back
Look at her, you made her cry

>>718565778
you didn't give me anything to go off but I like how this came out anyway, gonna go forward with this one. doing rogue right now though.

>>718566270
so wastelander bandit with a metal pipe and stop sign shield? I don't think I can do that but I'll play around with it. here's all the ones I've done
catbox.moe/c/48nt6v

If given the chance you would become a little girl.

>>718567382
I'd molest lonely /v/irgins

>>718567382
this website was founded on wanting to be the little girl

>>718567382
and you fags wonder why there's trannies everywhere

>>718567382
I'd be molested by lonely /v/irgins

>>718561034
Lmao I'm a flat hiddy switchglaive main

>>718566271
Most women are lazy skinnyfat bitches that would rather pay a man to permanently mutilate them than take care of their bodies. Women are fucking insane.

>>718567223
>so wastelander bandit with a metal pipe and stop sign shield? I don't think I can do that but I'll play around with it. here's all the ones I've done
was thinking more a slime girl wearing scavenged pieces of armor from other adventurers
worn out helmet, worn out rusty breastplate, ill fitting leather gloves with moss and holes on them
kinda like if she was wearing undigestable stuff left behind by her big gelatinous cube sisters

>>718557826
The only girl I knew with huge cans complained about how much of a burden they were, but they were a pair of spinebreakers. She still had plenty of fun with them though, would juggle them even. Wish she gave me a turn at the wheel.
>Told me titjobs are kind of an awkward let down
Wish I got to prove her wrong...

>>718567382
>If given the chance you would become a little girl again
fuck yes I would

>>718557275
That's the hottest part, watching them nervously lose control over their body

>>718562292
You're a dumb homo normalfag
It's called short stacks and it's a popular fetish

>>718567528
>not molesting the /v/virgins instead
Weak

>>718567697
>Women are fucking insane.
Well yeah, it has always been that way.
Also kinda funny because pregnancy can revert boob reductions.

>>718566289
That is so fucking hot

>>718568449
this + being a little boy

>>718568006
sauce me

>>718560486
>thats not women hating each other

>>718566289
Yeah they rarely actually measure the size of their own boobs. It gets even worse due to sister sizing so a 34B and a 32C "fit" the same girl.

>>718557032
I got a good joke for you that isn't about sex: Stab yourself repeatedly until you become a blood fountain.

>>718561021
>race: dwarf
>class: cleric
>armor: nun habit but slutty
>hair: long braid, blonde

>>718567223
what PROOMPTS do you use anon? These are some good outputs.

>>718557275
Just make her back muscles stronger.

>>718568675
https://files.catbox.moe/qdnxjd.zip

>>718568896
>Penetration until fluids are everywhere
he he

>>718565882
...yes? do you people seriously never interact with women at all?

>>718569267
I try to value my time.

>>718566289
>if you get past that they are "too big" and trigger a whole set of other insecurities.
The best kind of insecurities

>>718569412
Its not when they are considering a breast reduction.

>>718557275
This, I prefer to imagine it's a pleasurable experience for them
Though I will admit there's an element of panic over not wanting their swelling breasts to be exposed. Maybe she's giving a presentation or meeting or something and her breasts start swelling so she has to make it to the end of her presentation before her breasts burst out of her suit and really begin to bloat.
And then after the initial shock wears off she just stops caring and just mentally floats away in pleasure as she gets bigger, and huger, and swells to explosive levels

>>718557826
The only people who don't understand this are men who haven't heard what women talk about when they are alone together.
Your gf is shit-talking you every time she is with her friends. They basically have nothing else to talk about except shittalk other people.

>>718569503
Breast reduction makes sense if they weight 10kg

Do we like shortstack lalas

>>718569412
that's just a fat bitch, fat bitches think they have big tits but they're just fatasses

>>718557826
Why do men cry about their dick sizes?

>>718565982
menacing

>>718569517
Dobson pls go.

>>718569862
Tfw...

>>718569862
They cry about their sizes, they don't hate other men for being bigger than them. It might not seem like an important distinction to you, but it is.

>>718569836
My favorite.

>>718569836
Better than regular lalafell but still too babyfaced for my liking. Which just further proves that in order to make lalafell attractive you need to make them not look like lalafell.

>>718566040
we can go bigger, we have the technology

>>718564103
while i like the inclusion of height sliders, i do not like how it unfavourably reduces their apparent age as well.
short women exist. being under 5ft doesn't instantly make them look like a 10 year old.

>>718569881
But explosion is like the ultimate climax to growth.
Okay, what if instead, once they reach a certain size the boobs just uncontrollably EMPTY themselves, nipples like a pair of opened fire hydrants jetting out all the milk until the boobs return to default size.

>>718569924
Men don't discuss penis sizes with each other.

>>718569924
>they don't hate other men for being bigger than them
Neither do women. That's just some weird headcanon the guy came up with.
It's just garden variety insecurity, nothing more.

>>718570214
They absolutely do online

>>718570214
You must be new here.

>>718570252
Come on now, the "she got told to get breast reduction by friends" happens so often that it has become a meme at this point.

>>718570214
they even rate their own dicks on reddit and /b/

>>718570313
That usually comes after said women cries about how bad her back hurts. I've never heard of women saying that shit unprompted.

>>718570252
Yes they do. Women live to put each other down, or worse they subtly try to manipulate each other into looking worse.
And they fucking know it too.

>>718570509
>I've never heard of women saying that shit unprompted.
Every single up and coming tiktok attention whore ended up being pressured into getting reductions and subsequently fell off. It had become their number one way of dethroning women they hate, kek.

if you are active on twitter and have female mutuals you will be surprised how much seething from chestletts there is

>>718570509
>instead of saying "you should try some exercises and stuff, since it's really nice to have big breasts" they instead say "just get a breast reduction!"
How can you not see that's them sabotaging each other. Anon women aren't as deluded as you think they are, at least on average. They know damn fucking well guys like big tits. Otherwise they'd not bother with shit like padding or push up bras. Or when they compliment girls that are overweight by focusing on the fact their chest is also big and not the fact they're overweight.
A girl that's got big breasts but a good figure will 100% get told told to reduce her breast size if she complains instead of trying to find other solutions because that removes competition.
Case in point, when have you EVER heard of a guy telling another guy who complains about something to be manipulation and sabotage?
>Man, I like how my abs look, but it's such a hassle to maintain them
>You should totally just reduce your reps and gym time bro! It's fine, there's other less intensive schedules! And chicks don't dig abs that much anyway
When has this ever happened. In fact guys are more likely to reply with
>Suck it up fag! RIP AND TEAR!

>>718567382
>>718567417
>>718567993

>>718570189
Cope. Thats a child.

>>718570729
It falls apart instantly if you try and apply it to male sexual characteristics.
>just reduce your hairline bro, you don't need that much hair anyway, you look good as is!
>just reduce your muscle mass, bro, you don't need those pecs, abs and arms
>your cock? Why would you need 8 inches, girls are satisfied with 4, just cut that thing off!

>>718570729
This is 9/11tier conspiracy theory.

>>718556691 (OP)
I love big titties so much bros. I want to feel a pair someday.

>>718570090
nice chesticles

>>718569267
I actively avoid it actually, never been alone with a woman in a room and never will

>>718570765
i clicked it, its over for me

>>718569862
>Why do men cry about their dick sizes?
Because women don't like small dicks. Men like tits no matter what so they rarely complain about breast size.

>>718570854
Women hate women. This isn't a conspiracy theory. There was even a fucking Family Guy skit about this over a decade ago when people still watched the show, that's about as mainstream as it gets.

>>718570843
To be fair guys in general know when they look good and don't complain about looking good.
Guys are better judges of appearance for both men and women really. I'll never get why women think they should listen to other women about looks, I simply do not get it.
>>718570854
Do you have any refutation? Because unlike 90% of /v/ I get along with women and this is EXACTLY how they act, knowingly or unknowingly. The level of vitriol I have seen aimed at each other, especially if the other girl is hot, is insane. It's only when it's a mixed group of guys and girls that they admit another girl is hot, mostly because the guys will state it.

>>718569025
yeah, I'm surprised at the consistency

Give her a height slider and turn that to max

>>718567382
yeah

>>718556691 (OP)
How do I stop jerking off to mental thoughts of my friendly coworker with giant bazongas? I’m married and it feels like cheating

>>718570854
No he's telling the truth

>>718571292
>feels like cheating
thats one of the most pussy things ive ever read.
And thats in a thread with someone actually arguing that women dont routinely tear each other down as sabotage.

>>718570854
>This is 9/11tier conspiracy theory
So its obviously true to even the most basic observation?

>>718557696
>act up
Is that zoomer for masturbate?

>>718571320
The fat girl is 100% what I was describing but I'd say the girl they rank as most attractive that the guys put as mid is down to the fact that girl simply looks more butch/manly so women find her more attractive naturally. That's a different thing.
Again that's why women shouldn't listen to other women. Even when they're NOT trying to consciously or subconsciously fuck each other (which is downright impossible in the second case because it's not even necessarily their fault), they're still just going to value things that men don't care about or actively don't like.

>>718571292
I thought about killing certain people, nay, fantasized about it. Is that tantamount to murder? Why do you believe in thought crime? Your wife most certainly shlicked to her own fantasies more than once and most certainly doesn't feel bad about it. Why the fuck would you.

>>718569862
Because it actually matters to women

A girl with no tits is "whatever she's still hot"
A guy with a small dick/short stature might as well kill himself

There is no mythical girl who thinks "oh I'd prefer bigger but this is fine too" it's a hard cutoff, especially for men under the average. The average itself isn't desirable - women want the top 20% height/dick size, and if you're a bottom 40%-er you're never having a family.

You can always get more confidence, become funnier, get more skilled at something, become popular.
But you can never, ever, make your dick bigger or your body taller - certainly nothing like the ease, safety, nor cost of a titjob.

That's why guys cry about it. Because no matter what they do, through no fault of their own, they will never know female companionship, affection, or intimacy. Simply being "average" in physical attributes (let alone worse) is a death sentence to your sexual life as a man.

>>718569328
>plays videogames and posts on 4chan
>values his time
anon please

>>718569703
>Your gf is shit-talking you every time she is with her friends.
That is not normal behaviour. Well maybe it has become normal but it isn't the behaviour of healthy well adjusted people, even for women.

>Breast reduction makes sense if they weight 10kg
Human booba never reach that weight which might be what you were going for.
10kg is 5000cc per boob. To put that into perspective a 500cc increase can put an A cup into C cup territory, maybe D.

>>718571738
Bro there are loads of women for whom even 15cm is so big it hurts them, and that is the literal average in most western countries. You gotta get over yourself.

>>718571792
>That is not normal behaviour. Well maybe it has become normal but it isn't the behaviour of healthy well adjusted people, even for women.
Bro, complaining about your spouse to your friends is older than even boomers. Rodney Dangerfield made an entire career out of it.

>>718557275
>>718569517

>>718571890
>Bro there are loads of women for whom even 15cm is so big it hurts them
I need to find one then.

>>718571997
That doesn't mean it is healthy or natural behaviour, let alone good.

>>718571792
>That is not normal behaviour
The longer your relationship is the higher the chance it happens.

>>718571738
Men can't blame women for that. Them going for the top 20% has been good strategy for thousands of years simply because men were the one doing selection more often than not. So if you are woman and get the chance to upgrade to the top 20% it makes sense to do so.
Now they don't just get a chance, men create the opportunity while encouraging them and then cry about it.

>>718571738
Size really doesn't matter when you porn addicted faggots cum after a few minutes though.
Dildo is simply better than any size of dicks.

>>718572097
5/10 women will fuck a 9/10 guy and feel like they deserve that for the rest of their life and treat 6/10 guys like subhuman trash.

>>718572191
>Size really doesn't matter when you porn addicted faggots cum after a few minutes though.
Minutes? Brother I'm done in seconds.

>>718571792
If your girl shit-talks you with her friends, you should ditch her and find someone else.
The natural thing for a girl is to defend her boyfriend. You are a reflection of her choices, it's a massive red flag if she doesn't even respect her own choice in you.

>>718571890
5.5" is the average, not 5.9"

Female avg preference for length is ~6.3" (this is roughly upper 20-30% of men)
Length isn't as big a deal for women though, it's more of a 'show him off' thing. It's girth that matters for 'feels good' and the male average is 4.5", the female average preference is 5"

Also inb4 you don't understand what standard deviations or bell curves are. I'm fully expecting a "but this one person I know" anecdote.

>>718572097
>Them going for the top 20% has been good strategy for thousands of years
For millions of years. It's a good evolutionary strategy, at least it has largely been, because you want the next generation to be composed of the best, not the average or the worst. It's patently obvious to anyone who thinks about it for two seconds, which the idiots who say "nah there's someone for the little guy too" fail to comprehend.

>>718568006
>Cowbra
>Makes your boobs bigger
Weird enemy, hate this shit because it's very good people would love it, but what happens when it's facing a male character?

>>718568006
This gif is a perfect illustration of how shitty "Defend" command is in like ~95% of games.

>>718556691 (OP)
I'd simp for this cute rogue with any breast size, m'lady

>>718572325
Yeah, defend needs to come with some sort of bonus, like more damage on the return attack or a debuff on the enemy
The only reason you ever use it is if the "enemy is charging a powerful attack" appears, but even then most games the best idea is nuke them before they do that

>>718572220
It's corrective mechanism, men are the ones to blame.
If men can't control their society then it means they are incapable of it => women must apply high amount of selective pressure in order to fix it. It works on small scale, don't work on big scale when the top 1% is using it as weapon for replacement, control and depopulation.

>>718572415
Exactly. Bravely Default is probably the only game I can think of that makes defending worth it.

Liking big breasts IRL means C-cup.

>>718571738
>t. Virgin

>>718572589
I wouldn't even call those big, how starved is your country?

>>718572717
Russian average is D-cup and they're emaciated, aren't they?

>>718557275
It only hurts because her cloths are too tight. Help her out of them and she'll instantly feel much better

>>718572717
Any more than that and the girl starts to get fat. Also the breasts should always be smaller than the hips.

>>718572054
Being able to vent about your partner is absolutely fucking healthy you absolute buffoon, because it means you can get dumb shit off your chest and out of your mind and don't stew in your own anger until it boils over.
And it is absolutely natural too, since it's a practice as old as humanity. You think some sumerian tradesman didn't complain to his buddies about his nagging wife? Get fucking real you clown.

>>718572271
>The natural thing for a girl is to defend her boyfriend
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh that is fucking rich. How's your virginity treating you, good? Fucking hell, the shit you people spout with such misplaced confidence.

>>718572021
Unf
Fuck yes. Women getting turned on by their own growth is hot

>>718572924
You're not wrong, but It used to be natural, you know

>>718572924
there's a difference between complaining about a boyfriend doing something and relentlessly shitting on him

Everyone complains about their wife/gf/bf/husband but when it's the fundamental driver of conversation there is something very wrong.

>>718559497
what a chad

>>718572318
It works the same way for both, by making your milk generating apparatuses bigger.

>>718559497
This is the way

>>718572749
Interesting. Wonder how that works out

>>718556691 (OP)
First pic was better.

>>718556691 (OP)
big tits on a role that doesn't fit is always a good choice. It's like making a flat cunny/petite warrior, while I prefer meaty ones, sometimes it just werks.

>>718573480
4'9 megaflat with giant fuck off sword is my fetish

>>718573545
tanlines if summer and being bratty is a requirement.

>>718571738
Incel post

>>718573645
>being bratty is a requirement
You don't even have to mention it

>>718558486
puffy, inverted, sensitive loli nipples, UOOOOOHH

>>718571738
Women don't have x-ray vision, mongoloid.

>>718559146
>No, you just like to look at us.
Of course, if I could I would be holding your heavy breasts for you, but of course you don't want that either.

>>718571738
They'll call you an incel, but they never say you're wrong

>>718556691 (OP)
I played DD2 and just kept progressively making my pawns ass and breasts bigger and perkier until I finally had to admit “ok I like unreasonably huge tits”

>>718573757
explain to me the inverted nipple appeal?

>>718568160
short stacks are not midgets just short women

>>718573862
Several people called him out for being wrong.

>>718573862
The incel energy is complaining about it

>>718573842
That's where you're wrong. They do have x-ray vision. They can tell from the way you behave and speak that your dick is small.

>>718571738
Mega incel post, imagine actually believing in this and torpedoing yourself this much.

>>718574013
Which ones?

Three agreed implicitly with the argument (but it's not actually a big deal/It's just normal/dildos are better anyway)

One didn't catch that height was included and pretends that women can't make an inference (if you're short, your dick is probably small too), and the rest are just saying "incel/virgin", which aren't arguments.

>>718556691 (OP)
>Only ONE slinder
What are you, a casual? https://imgchest.com/p/6eyrl9rbkyp?grid=1

>>718574091
>they have x-ray vision
>they can tell without using x-ray vision
k

>>718574298
The ability to infer is the x-ray vision, you don't need literal x-ray vision to make likely predictions.

>>718574253
>breast size
>breast width (spacing apart)
>breast height (for making big ol' saggers)

Who has the best boob sliders and why is it Kenshi?

>>718557275
Its good
Improvement should be uncomfortable
Gives it meaning

>>718573892
looks cute and you can usually suck them out to look normal

>>718572271
>Female avg preference for length is ~6.3" (this is roughly upper 20-30% of men)
>It's girth that matters for 'feels good', the female average preference is 5"
I refuse to believe that. That's damn near exactly my size and it really doesn't seem all that big to me.

>>718571738
Yes and no. In general it is a lvcurtae but those are poor examples.
Height preference as we see it today is a pretty new and locally/culturally contained phenomena. There always was a preference for guys to be taller than girls but men are inherently taller than women, the whole 6' nonsense is new and somewhat performative with many not even knowing what is a 6 feet tall person looks like.

Dixk size does matter, to some extent. It doesn't matter in partner search but small size and the self-esteem issues going alongside it are a problem, further exacerbated by how it llgets weaponized against men
Aside from that most data suggests that average dick size is the average for a good reason and well liked among women.
Main benefits from larger sizes being on a mental level.

>>718572415
The Wizardry gatcha made made an similar approach to it, Defend leaves a mark to the target that attacked with a physical move and the next time you attack said enemy it gets deal X damage based on max hp. You can't spam it tho but it's something.

>>718574535
There's also modded Dragon's Dogma.
https://files.catbox.moe/ozuteu.zip

>>718574687
You have to keep in mind that the global average is being dragged down by third world shitholes who are overpopulated. Indians and Chinese make up a majority of the global population and they're fucking tiny in general.

>>718572749
>they're emaciated, aren't they?
Poor countries aren’t like that anymore
Your average natasha has ready access to enough fast food to make her tits huge

Welcome to the club. The girls I have fucked have said that I have a perfect penis. I still believe that it's bullshit just to make me feel good.

>>718574604
>you can usually suck them out to look normal
Now I see the appeal.

>>718574253
>no drop in easy replacement mods for khajit to just make them cute cat girls
>either humans with ears or hyper-lore-accurate sabertooths + house cats.

>>718574783
>dude just change their appearance in this config menu
ffffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK THAT
ain't no one got time for that shit!

>>718574853
The day I learned that women can fake it in bed was the day I learned to never trust a single thing a woman says about anything sexual.

>>718556691 (OP)
I'd be crying too if my leather shirt got ruined like that.

>>718574694
>phenomena
it's engineered and reaffirmed constantly through propaganda. It's not phenomena, it has explanation and is clear why it happens.
You call phenomenon something like ball lightning.

>>718567993
>spoiler
LONDON

>>718575074
Faking orgasms and pleasure is an age old joke but fucking stings when it's actually aimed at you.

>>718556691 (OP)
Where's the clit size slider?

>>718557275
If bitches worked out instead of just coasted on fat tits theyd avoid back pain

>>718559146
just lay down lmao

>>718556691 (OP)
She was perfect in the first panel
Bigger isn't always better, a true breast enjoyer appreciates many different breasts for the different aesthetics and feelings they can bring

>>718574687
You can check various papers/studies on female preference and average size of men. It's not something I pulled out of my ass. I was curious and checked what The Science had on it.
There's no over-arching meta-analysis as far as I know, and sample sizes tend to be small in every study (<100) but the general trend and data points line up to approximately what I put there.

>>718574694
>There always was a preference for guys to be taller than girls but men are inherently taller than women, the whole 6' nonsense is new and somewhat performative
That's true, and it's been borne out by various studies on it. The *actual* cutoff for a relationship is "be her height or taller", and of course there's outliers, but that's the "in general this is true" 'rule', still there's a distinct desire for taller men and the most preferred height difference is her height +3-4 inches. The average white woman is 5'6", the preferred height (again mind, it's a bellcurve) comes out to be the white male average of 5'10"

The larger size preference for dicks is performative in a similar way - female preference for length in particular is more about bragging/showing off. When it comes to feeling good, it's the girth that matters and you actually see a distinct difference in female estimation of dick size on this - length, they overestimate what the average is (probably selection bias e.g. girls showing off bigger dicks to their gf's, bigger guys more likely to post/share bigger than smaller). Girth, on the other hand they perfectly estimate what the average is (actual experience).

Now as for how much the dick size and height matters? It's hard to quantify exactly - does a preference actually mean "will not bother' even if everything else is perfect? There's too many variables in play on that. However - everyone you ask tells you it does matter, even if they'll call you an incel for agreeing with them about it.

>>718574687
>I refuse to believe that
Because you've been bamboozled by jews and porn industry. If you go and studies made by scientists actually checking penises in person, you'll see that an average white dick isn't even 14cm. Oh, the funny part? Average black penis is also below 14cm. The difference between whites and blacks can be measured in mms. The ones that should worry are indians, their average is, like, 11-12 cm or something.

I went the other way.

>>718574995
you will never own the words cat girls

>>718557826
Intersex competition. Women compete by dragging each other down so no one individual can appear superior. It’s crabs in a bucket mentality all the way down.

>>718571890
Can attests to this, I'm 6 inches and had girl cowgirl ride me and when I hit her cervix, she said it hurt like hell and she refused to do anything on top after that.

>>718571320
>Jubilee
Is there a worse 'I'm centrist so I'm better than you' bullshit group?

>>718559190
Wouldn't this order make more sense? Why does he first look at us and then decrease the character's age?

May I interest in our breast expansion savior, AI gens?

>>718575074
There's involuntary contractions during orgasm that are hard to replicate when not, if you're a sensitive young intelligent man, you should be able to pick up on it.
Also for women a huge part of what makes sex good isn't the actual sex itself, it's the circumstances and buildup, the ephemereal "this guy is a top specimen" feeling, the confidence of the man, etc.

that's all something you can't quantify in a "study" very well; a guy can have a top dick but if he feels like a cringe loser it's harder to appreciate it.

>>718574687
>female preference for length is 6+ inches
lmao no it isn't. Most women are so fucking small 6 inches seems fucking gigantic to them. You unironically need to lay off the porn.

>>718575846
I need a 5090 so bad bros

>>718559190
Wouldn't this order make more sense? Why does he first look at us and then decrease the character's age?

>>718572325
Then you have games on the opposite end of the spectrum where Defend is broken.

Recommendation for all anons itt: slay the spire with the buxom mod.
Don't have any images to attach since all my screenshots would kill the advertiser

>>718572021
>Class: Mage
>Sex: [ ]Male [x] Female
>Age: [I.........]
>Height: [I.........]
>Chest: [..........I]
>Butt: [I..........]
>Hat: [.........I]

>>718575892
Like what?

>>718575852
>There's involuntary contractions during orgasm that are hard to replicate when not, if you're a sensitive young intelligent man, you should be able to pick up on it.
I haven't had sex in so long that I can't even remember if I felt anything like that. Having your only time happen when you're inexperienced sucks.

>>718570843
>men and women are different
Whoa, no way!

>>718576225
Some girls actually have muscle contractions just from the cum, it's full of hormones (hormone-likes?) called prostaglandins that trigger those contractions automatically.

>>718576186
Legend of Dragoon. It's realistically impossible to lose most fights because if you're ever in a bad situation you can just spam Defend.

>>718569862
dgaf about my size, im more asshurt that I was mutilated against my will as an infant

>>718576483
Beyond my comprehension how american men still allow jews to exist after this.

yes we have a product for gamers like you

>>718567382
only if i grew up to be a megamilk titcow

>>718575846
I want this.

>>718576483
getting your dick cut also reduces the size you grow to as an adult

I don't understand how male genital mutilation is so accepted in the US, genuine african shithole type of cultural practice.

>>718572271
My dick is exactly 5 inches and 4.5 girth. I think about killing myself everyday because if it and cant look at myself naked in the mirror.

>>718576838
All because of some cereal guy hated masturbation.

>>718575846
Cool.
now make her explode into milk please

>>718576676
>No cute and sexy furry girls
Not for real gamers

>>718576453
Fair, but you don't really need it. I've replayed Legend of Dragoon recently and I think I've only used defend very early on.

>>718576892
You cut fags can't masturbate???

>>718567382
wrong, i would be a big girl, if you get what i mean

>>718559184
World of Warcraft

>>718576696
Wish granted. You are now a megamilk titcow little girl

>>718576676
i was geniunely addicted to this game, playing 16 hours a day until my ssd died.

>>718563094
>>718563954
Because I'm much, much cooler than you.

This game sucked.

>>718575846
>Breast expansion
>Height growth
Perfect, post more

>>718576941
Yeah that's the weird thing about it. The game is pretty easy overall but they give you a broken defend option which removes what little tension was there in the first place.

>>718576676
Ge?

>>718577308
son of dob pls

>>718577096
i'd accept that only if i look like this

>>718577395
Would you give standing paizuri to anons if you looked like that?

>>718577596
i would literally subsist by giving paizuri to anons

>>718577395
boobs are gods greatest gift to humanity

>>718573757
>>718573892
I love them in 2D but it seems the most likely cause for them in 3D is breast cancer or tumors.

>>718574535
>Who has the best boob sliders and why is it Kenshi?
>Recruit unique woman
>Always give her the biggest breasts
Too bad that Kenshi sucks, muh sandbox will never be a good excuse for having half a game.

>>718557275
my fuarking hero of justice

>>718577803
boobs are an imprint of the divine geometry of the universe

>>718567382
Only if I lived in a world of futas.

>>718578020
based and godpilled

>>718575846
The future belongs to the coomers

>>718574371
>they can tell
>they can infer and predict
k

>>718575846
Finally a good use for AI.

>>718578407
That's what "they can tell" means

I don't need to look up someone's early life to know if they're jewish or not. After awhile, you can just tell.

>>718574535
You're doing it all wrong, it's supposed to be
>Breast size (small to large)
>Breast spacing (close together to far apart)
>Breast topology (round to pointy)
>Breast elasticity (firm to sagging)
>Areola size (small to large)
>Nipple size (small to large)
>Nipple type (innie or outie)

>>718578408
Yes

>>718578683
>Forgot to increase nipples sensitivity
What is this, amateur hour?

>>718576892
and he got the idea from the tribe of desert shapeshifters that almost certainly come from hell

>>718578860
That's not part of the appearance menu, thoughever

>>718578785
Bigger

God I wish I had massive bazongas

>>718578785
Now give her a dick!
And put it in a chastity cage!
Also make her tits bigger!

>>718579085
okay but what if you also have to be a woman?

>>718579178
That would be fine too but honestly I just want the tiddies

>>718578683
>Nipple size (small to large)
What is the ideal nipple size?

>>718579265
so you want to be a futanari

>Smallest possible breasts
>Biggest possible bottom and hips
it's gaming time

Reminder that each time you're left in an intimate situation with a woman you are being judged.

>>718579334
Gumdrop

>>718567382
The "I want to be the little girl" jokes became far less funny with the proliferation of unironic troons on the platform.

>>718579361
I'd never want to be a woman, but I'd happily become a futa, since that way I could still fuck women

>>718557275
show b/pussy

>>718579392
are you sure?

>>718579628
Tits too big

>>718579361
Sure, but again, its mostly the tits, id be fine as I am now but just adding on fat udders, a hairy dwarf with chest nukes

I wish more games had characters like Pine. It's a pity such great characters are stuck in such an obscure game. At least it's not stuck in arcades anymore.

why are tits so hot bros

>>718556691 (OP)
>open thread
>get boner
stop. stop making me wish i was a cute girl with gigantic boobs and hair down to the ground

>>718576881
Bro got a square dick.

>>718579927
girth is measured circumferentially not by diameter

>>718579907
This. It's downright criminal that women can weaponize them against men. Men don't have anything like that to retaliate.

>>718572415
It honestly works best in DRPGs where you have dedicated defenders who can for the entire party and maybe have counter/debuff mechanics attached to their blocks along with extremely squishy/niche/resource-dependent classes that are just better off standing back and blocking to minimize healing item wastage depending on the encounter.

7th Dragon 2020 prob has my favorite example of an offensive tank character — blocks for the party, manipulates targeting priority, counters for massive damage, has debuffing attacks, and can set-up what's basically a combo in a turn-based game by triggering several extra turns in a row.

>>718570729
It's not about competition. There's this thing called "projection".
People project and assume that their preferred partner likes what they themselves like. Men think women want gentle basedboys that depend on them because that's what they want a woman to be.
Women think that men want broad tall figures that act confidently because that's what they themselves are attracted.

Look at how they rank themselves on height and how high their chin is: >>718571320

>>718580017
Get big pecs and titmog your gf

>>718580110
What's the best way to beef up your pecs? I wanna put the guys and girls at the beach to shame.

>>718579991
Bros got a chorizo dick...

>>718575958
BASED
A
S
E
D

if a game has extreme sliders it should reflect on the world like women giving you worse prices because they're jealous or men giving you items for free

>>718569836
How is this post still up

>tits:maxed
>muscle:maxed
>height:maxed
Yep, it's gaming time

>>718580341
>That one on the right.
Holy moly.

>>718580350
Lalafell are so ugly it doesnt register as lewd

>>718574091
They can tell you're insecure, which is a negative trait regardless of whether you have a tiny dick or are hung.

>>718580350
Jannies are striking due to their pay. They want double or they'll walk

>>718569836
Who is this?

>>718580341
This is a brutal mogging

Flat milfs are hotter and a super rare breed.

>>718572325
Defend command makes perfect sense if you have wizards in your party and you don't want to waste MP.

>>718580341
Mogged
>carpe diem tattoo
she loses points for being basic af but still, mogged

>>718580107
>Men think women want gentle basedboys that depend on them because that's what they want a woman to be.
>Women think that men want broad tall figures that act confidently because that's what they themselves are attracted.

I've never in my life have read something so retarded.
Also, they ranked themselves like this as fake nicety.

>>718580341
Are there more images in this set beyond this one and the one that became a meme?

>>718568841
Because cup size is not an absolute volume of boob measurement but difference in circumference between underbust and bust. A petite girl could technically be a G cup or something even though she doesn't have that much boob, it's just attacked to a small ribcage while barrel chested fatso will have a small one.
Also the trope of Ds being the cut-off where big begins is sort of silly, it's not actually that much compared to what people imagine as "big boobs" nowadays.

>>718575074
The funny thing is that chronic masturbators that get laid often have to be the ones faking because deathgrip dick stops them from being stimulated by a vagina at all.

>>718580350
janny too busy throwing a tantrum over anime horsegirls

>>718580964
How do you train yourself out of deathgripping?

>>718575890
He's not fishing for a reaction, he's looking around and making sure that nobody sees him.

>>718581012
joi videos

>>718576676
Sauce?

>>718580964
girls can tell when guys fake their orgasms you know

>>718576970
Not without Goylube®

god i wish that were me

>>718580110
Nah most women don't care for pecs much. Defined shoulders is the real shit.

>>718571567
It means they might actually flirt with a female. This sounds innocuous but zooms are terrified of flirting with girls so doing so is hella "out of pocket" as the kids say.

>>718580964
>>718581012
just dont masturbate for a couple of days and it will be alright again.

>>718581117
Is that supposed to be in any way a counter-argument?

>>718581117
No they can't.

>>718569836
Na, its pretty retarded looking

>>718557275
based. flat is justice

>>718581154
can't you just spit on it?

>>718581392
No, that's disgusting. Do you seriously do that?

>>718581392
What are you, a German?

>>718581495
Hawk Tuah spit on that thang

>>718580964
Sometimes I wish I had deathgrip dick. I really hate cumming in less than a minute.

>>718581154
Im cut and I never use lube when jacking off and it works just fine for me.

>>718581686
In that case, you learn how to edge it.

>>718580575
Diamond cutting flatty MILF nipples....

>>718581515
>>718581495
I was just wondering but what's wrong with it? Don't you wash your dicks after you masturbate? Now that's disgusting.

>>718581810
I always bathe after masturbation and wash my foreskin out. Phimosis dick cheese is the worst.

>>718581686
It's worse, be happy knowing this.

>>718562292
That the point
Say for example you have a tall beautiful mage, well respected by her fellow guild members, her imitating looks strike fear in her foes, however she has always been disappointed in her chest size, so she try to cast a spell to slightly increase them, well not only have the spell worked a little to well, ballooning them to obscene proportions, but have also reduced her height, meaning any sense of maturity the breasts would have given her is made redundant by her now scrawny little body, turning her into a perverted joke than somebody to take seriously.

>>718581686
Nah you don't cumming fast is a pain but you can learn to edge or get good at foreplay. People with deathgrip grip generally agree it just makes sense into a boring chore that neither side enjoys.

>>718578683
Large
Far apart
Pointy
Saggy
Large
Large
Innie

With a side order of different nationality, thick pubes and either an ice queen or motherly disposition

>>718581872
It is very satisfying to clean that gunk out, gotta admit

>>718580618
>>Men think women want gentle basedboys that depend on them because that's what they want a woman to be.
>>Women think that men want broad tall figures that act confidently because that's what they themselves are attracted.

>I've never in my life have read something so retarded.
Hey, retard, did you ever bother for a moment checking what lesbians are attracted to? And it just so happens that that's exactly what they think men will also be attracted only with a slightly longer hair. Yes, Soiiboys are like that because they project instead of seeking the ideal. Same goes for the typical woman.

>>718559319
I was in the the thread when this AI girl was made.
Good on the artist that did the second shot!

>>718580618
Show me the Lesbian groups where women are getting horny over giant tits and ass.

>>718571738
porn addict hands typed this post
most women really don't fucking care, dick size is a literal fucking meme. Gigantic roided out porn dicks are less desirable to any woman worth a damn

>>718556691 (OP)
>female
>short
>flat
>biggest weapon
it's gaming time

>>718581937
However she makes up by being a powerful caster to compensate for her insecurities so everyone does start to respect her changing her into a smug short powerhouse in the progress.

>>718578683
Toriyama was based.

>>718580618
Women don't actually think boobs are attractive. Women think that imposing figures are attractive and they assume men will also be attracted to imposing figures by mistake.

>>718571320

good to hear women don't care about dick size. now please tell me they don't care about height.

I like small boobs. That's all I have to say.

>>718582150
I don't care about what lesbians are attracted to but I know what non lesbian women will say for their fat friends after they just complimented them on how good they look.
You really think that fit woman will think that some fatty looks good? If they looked like that they will immediately start having thoughts about ending their own existence. If they thought that fat and rough looked good they won't give me death stares when I imply they start to look old or have gained weight.

BTW, I know few lesbians and they always pick gf's that look like men and act like men while those manly lesbians like cute girls.

>>718582183
Dis nigga knows whatsup.

>>718571890
the women in question: literal midgets or 7 year olds

>>718560128
>shoulders
retard. hit the gym.

>>718582596
Where are the lesbian subreddits that are just post after post of women with big tits. Any group like that is entirely ran by trannies pretending to be lesbians.

Women are attracted to:
>social status
>imposing figure
>dominant posture
>confidence
And through projection they often assume men will also be attracted to those.

>>718567382
I'm in my mid 30s, I'd even become indian to live as a kid again. Well, maybe not that far...

>>718568006
Fug I wish this went on even longer....

>>718582560
I love big tits, but the Riley Reid build just does something to me I can't explain.

>>718556691 (OP)
For amerimutts is about the ass slider instead kek

>>718581294
They absolutely can. I did that and she knew. Maybe I'm a bad actor, but it happened.

>>718582596
Who the fuck said anything about fat you absolute retard? You just projected your lard-ass insecurities all over the conversation, jesus fuck.

Yes, there is performative emotional support for fat women, but that anon didn't say anything about most women being genuinely attracted to fatties. What women find beautiful in women is what they also find desirable in men: visible confidence, height, good posture, defined shoulders, sharp features, piercing eyes, etc. It's why popular models and "female icons" generally have threatening or hawkish features that look almost masculine to most men — that's the female definition of "handsome".

>>718572021
I like that it looks like her IQ is dropping too.

>>718568006
damn that's kinda hot

>>718582825
It's a game >>718569176
go down the middle path and up the stairs

>>718582842
fact check:true
mutts are disgusting