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Anonymous No.718558909 >>718559486 >>718561498 >>718562654 >>718564571 >>718564705 >>718566987 >>718570005 >>718571465 >>718576772
Mario Kart World
God I love the baby racers.
Anonymous No.718559486 >>718559790 >>718561583
>>718558909 (OP)
because of their handling right?
Anonymous No.718559790 >>718561498 >>718562654 >>718566987 >>718570005 >>718571465 >>718571612
>>718559486
It's my favorite way to play.
Anonymous No.718561498 >>718562654 >>718566987 >>718570005
>>718558909 (OP)
>>718559790
My wife is so cute
Anonymous No.718561583
>>718559486
Waitaminute that earring...
Anonymous No.718562654 >>718563405
>>718558909 (OP)
>>718559790
>>718561498
How old are the babies supposed to be?
5-8 months?
Anonymous No.718563358 >>718566987
Thank you mods.
Now post more sfw babies.
Anonymous No.718563405 >>718563483
>>718562654
They can speak so like 2-3 years old.
Anonymous No.718563483 >>718564692 >>718568234
>>718563405
Nah way too small to be that old.
16 months tops.
Anonymous No.718564571
>>718558909 (OP)
God I wanna fuck the baby racers.
Anonymous No.718564692 >>718565636
>>718563483
16 month olds can't talk though. They're cartoony so they're stylized a little more chibi-like.
Anonymous No.718564705 >>718565847
>>718558909 (OP)
Every /v/eekend thread is anons trying to talk to the baby players, wanting them to be their gfs. I don’t get it
Anonymous No.718565146 >>718565580 >>718568245
why is she the best one
Anonymous No.718565580 >>718568245 >>718571751
>>718565146
*2nd best
Anonymous No.718565636
>>718564692
I thought they were the same age as baby Mario from Yoshi's Island. And he was like a stork delivered newborn.
Anonymous No.718565847
>>718564705
I completely get it.
Anonymous No.718566987 >>718568603 >>718572520
>>718558909 (OP)
>>718559790
>>718561498
>>718563358
Are they actually good in MKW? Isn't it bad to be ultralight?
Anonymous No.718568234 >>718568289
>>718563483
That’s the thing-Mario Kart's always been kinda loose with proportions. Baby Luigi can somehow drive a kart bigger than him and still drift around corners like a pro. Stylized models don't always match real age logic. If anything, they just hit that ambiguous toddler zone where they can babble, kinda talk, but still fit the β€œbaby” brand. Probably closer to 18 months, max.
Anonymous No.718568245
>>718565146
>>718565580
Baby Daisy never gets any love
Anonymous No.718568283 >>718568490 >>718571237
...
Anonymous No.718568289
>>718568234
>18 months
A little old but still good.
Anonymous No.718568490
>>718568283
ITS AWWWWWWWRIGHT
Anonymous No.718568603
>>718566987
Supposedly it's part of the meta in Gran Prix because you're getting hit by so many items that high acceleration is really good, however there are also longer stretches and times where you break from the pack where higher top speed is good. Personally I feel like I do better with more balanced characters and karts.
Anonymous No.718570005
>>718558909 (OP)
>>718559790
>>718561498
Is it worth it to buy MKW just for the camera mode? Asking for a toddlercon friend.
Anonymous No.718571237
>>718568283
A blender?
Anonymous No.718571465 >>718571780
>>718558909 (OP)
>>718559790
Why did they give a baby bedroom eyes? And why do I like it so much?
Anonymous No.718571538 >>718572214
sure is middle east in here
Anonymous No.718571612
>>718559790
The physics of players collision with each other is kinda dum. Everyone running lightweights because it's a meta. I'm middle weight so I expect to push people out of the way when rumming into them yet I get pushed off the map by a combo that lighter than my.
Anonymous No.718571751 >>718571930
>>718565580
Peach > Rosalina
Baby Rosalina >>> Baby Peach > Peach
Anonymous No.718571780
>>718571465
I blame Japan for getting me into diaper wearing less than 1 year olds.
Anonymous No.718571930
>>718571751
As long as we agree the babies are better than the hags.
Anonymous No.718572214
>>718571538
Japanese game, Japanese website. Besides, 5 months is plenty old enough for marriage.
Anonymous No.718572319 >>718574191
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>>718566987
Lightweights + Reel Racer gives a balanced distribution of stats within Top Speed, Acceleration, and Handling with the only sacrifice being in Weight of which lower weight gives a more favourable Coin curve. Baby Rosalina is gameplay-wise worse than the other babies though because she specializes in Water racing.
Anonymous No.718572594 >>718572621
Anonymous No.718572621
>>718572594
Pedophiles always trying to ruin these threads, smdh
Anonymous No.718572626 >>718574191
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Anonymous No.718572686 >>718572734
does somebody have the Mario kart racing personality chart image that just straight up says whoever chooses baby Rosalina is a pedo
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Anonymous No.718572734
>>718572686
Baby Rosalina was made for low class women and men of culture.
Anonymous No.718573369 >>718573393 >>718574438
What the fuck why do lolifags receive so much more rabid hate than literal infant fuckers?
Anonymous No.718573393
>>718573369
Pic related
Anonymous No.718574191 >>718574263
>>718572319
>>718572626
>>718572730
Uh mods?
Anonymous No.718574263 >>718574342
>>718574191
MOOOODDDS!
phaggot
Anonymous No.718574342 >>718574491 >>718574552
>>718574263
Any diaper stuff?
Anonymous No.718574438
>>718573369
Lolifags make it an identity.
Baby fuckers just like sexy babies.
Anonymous No.718574491
>>718574342
Anonymous No.718574552 >>718574719
>>718574342
whats inside!?
Anonymous No.718574719
>>718574552
Not bad. Personally I prefer the ones with them laying on an open diaper.
Anonymous No.718576772
>>718558909 (OP)
The baby racers suck.