Thread 718577645

The rumor first kicked off when players discovered a LinkedIn profile for a Deck Nine Games employee. The profile listed an “unannounced project to be released in 2025.” However, a second former Deck Nine Games employee then commented on it, saying it was a new Life Is Strange game. “It is Double Exposure 2, with a more likely release of 2026.”
Interestingly, the ex-employee claims that the new Life Is Strange project has to be made because it was a part of a contract the studio made with Square Enix. “Double Exposure 2 was part of Square’s contract with Deck Nine for DE. It was never not going to be made.”

Are u waiting for MAX adventures? Maybe this game will better

>already upset all the pricefield fags
>time to upset them again
Hmm

>>718578165
there is a chance that this blue haired cunt will show up because of text message that max gets from this bitch at the end of the game

god, max was made for guro.

i added an anon whose waifu is max and i cucked him so badly that he came until he went crosseyed

>>718578361
all these dumb bitches at decknine had to do is make up some story that she is on the other side of the country for some reason and max and chloe can text from time to time

They could do one thing to salvage this series, but they won't for some reason.

>>718577645 (OP)
So the studio closed down / mass layoffs, now they say AkTuAlLy.

Will they re-hire the terrible fired writers lol. Odd are this next project is taxpayer funded in Canada or some shit, will be on gamepass to use the "players" excuse and do victory laps how great it "sold" (like Assassins Creed Shadows and Avowed).

>>718578710
You can't cuck someone with a fictional character, retard

>>718577645 (OP)
Mating press sex with Max.

who cares
life is strange peaked at the second chapter of the first game, and it's been all downhill since then

>>718577645 (OP)
Deck Nine's games are not canon

>>718577645 (OP)
Didn't this one flop? Why the hell are they making another one?

>>718579757
Nah before the Storm and 2 was decent. I like thicc ass asians but True Colors is where the game completely fell off. I genuinely don't know why they keep making this slop.

>>718577645 (OP)
didn't this torpedo the setting and piss off all the fans?

>>718579921
>I genuinely don't know why they keep making this slop.
The IP is all Deck Nine have. Dontnod are making other games

>>718579032
>for some reason
Well there are several reasons apparently

>>718580219
>mixed
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Post the porn already...

>hag Max
Who the fuck CARES?

>>718580319
it's over for Life is Strange unless dontnod will get the series back

>>718580329
the last two episodes were trash
https://youtu.be/vhQz_Zu8If8
i miss real life is strange

>>718577645 (OP)
Make Loretta a main character or I am NOT interested!

>>718580573
>ultra graphics settings were called "Hella"
SOVL

>>718578960
>They're still together but it's an open relationship so you can romance new characters
It would've been so easy

Why does this shit series even get threads here?
Is it a joke or what?
You guys don't actually like this piece of shit right?
Even the porn is awful

>>718577645 (OP)
Lost Records won
Michel won

>>718580791
The porn's actually pretty good. Never played the game, though.

>>718580329
most disgusting neckbeard phenotype ever
ugly as fuck
nasty and smelly
overweight and stinky

>>718581629
I was talking about the reviews.

>>718580791
are you cereal

>>718580791
Well 90% of the people here only like it because lesbian porn. The other 10% genuinely like tumblr-core shit. It's the same reason why most of these fags stopped playing after Before the Storm because all the lesbian shit was thrown out. 2 is about 2 Mexican brothers. And True Colors was about some thicc caked up asian bitch. Personally, I don't mind if the story is at least semi-decent but it's been slop since True Colors.

>>718580379
what porn?

>>718580319
>This shit show was caused by capitalism!
Honestly that was the only line I really needed to read.

>>718579921
>2 was decent
Come on anon

Why does Max look different like she grew up when she was already in college in the first game? It would only make sense if she was like 14 in the first LiS.

come to /lisg/ sometime for laff

>>718583351
It's called the wall

>>718583264
It was. And we also got to see titties. But if you're one of those fags that only play for muh underage lesbians, of course you wouldn't like 2.

>>718577645 (OP)
Played the first game recently and the ending legitimately pissed me off. Should've just been a high school drama all the way through.

>>718584510
wasn't it just propaganda for the democratic party in the US? Maybe you agree with those views and that's why you liked it?

>>718580329
Why is this nigga dressed like Chris Chan?

>>718580319
If the former lead writer fucking hated this game why would I ever give it a shot?

>>718577645 (OP)
did this sell at all? couldve sworn I read somewhere this was it for the series

>>718577645 (OP)
shes too old now. not even women want to play her game

gameplay teaser
https://files.catbox.moe/efs7y7.mp4

>>718585271
>According to Yasuda, the financial reports confirm that Life is Strange: Double Exposure's sales were a "large loss" for Square Enix, something that was only made up for by the Dragon Quest 3 remaster. Specific numbers for Life is Strange weren't revealed, but it is clear that it didn't sell all too well. This doesn't come as much of a surprise considering the negative reception to the game from long-term Life is Strange fans, but there was clearly some confidence that the game would do decently. During the credits, a message popped up claiming that "Max Caufield will return", something that now seems a lot less likely.

>>718584592
his pixar-esque face is like a white liberal tried to self-insert himself, but black.

>>718584589
I don't think so and I never said I liked it, I said it was decent. See how you try to argue against a point I never even made or do I also have to define "decent" for you?

>>718583976
>Chloe character assassination
Sometimes it feels like these people didn't even play the same game as me. Did they seriously think the girl who literally says she is unwilling to accept her flaws or admit she is wrong would be a good partner lmao

>>718585356
That they are just generic black men models rather than anything that actually fits the LiS style is hilarious to me for some reason.

>>718584510
>daniel is an annoying shit
>power is generic telekinesis instead of time travel which worked for a game focused on dialogue choices
>you don't have the powers, daniel does
>correct answer in most situations is for daniel to not use his power
>road trip story means you never have enough time to get acquainted with the characters for that episode
>hidden morality chart
>time skips between each episode effectively resets daniel and sean's relationship regardless of daniel's alignment
This is all without getting into any of the politics the game tries to tackle. But supposedly it's fine because you get to see some bum's tits.

>>718586710
It sounds like you didn't play the game past episode 2 desu

>>718579329
>you can't cuck someone with a fictional character
Oh my sweet summer child.
Someone post the AA2 image. You know the one.

>>718583976
>come to /lisg/ sometime for laff
their own target audience roasting them for such shit writing and game is the cherry on top.

Quite bold of them to double down on making a sequel, they won't be able to make a comeback and turn it around because they'll hire the same retard DEI writers.

DIE, trannies.
>Rent-f-ACK

>>718587443
Has /lisg/ liked anything that was made after Before the Storm?

>>718586969
Those are all fine, sounds like you have a problem with player agency and sticking to your own decisions.

>>718587642
People are fond of Alex's butt

>>718587642
The majority (the sane ones that are likely gone now) liked, or at least appreciated, everything the came out after that but is divided by the latest one. Keep in mind it's infested by redditors that will gaslight you and derail anything not pertaining to their ship and headcanons since there's no downvote system lol.

>>718578165
Always found it intriguing that the ship name is their surnames

>>718577645 (OP)
I still haven't gotten around to Lost Records Pt 2

>>718588256
Been like that since the 90's though the conventions differ. There's no rules

>>718584510
There's other readon to enjoy LIS?

>>718588412
Get to it dummy it's rushed unfortunately

>>718587019
>y-you didn't play the game
Cope. Chloe is vapid self serving twat that uses her friend for personal gain and does not change in any meaningful way throughout the story.

>>718577645 (OP)
>Max doesn't owe Chloe or Warren sex
Shaka Brah!

>>718579783
Square Enix doesn't care about money

>>718582285
Alpha Stacy

>>718577645 (OP)
Don’t care about the game. Who is the best porn modeler of these girls? I wanna see them all servicing a cock in a harem. Anybody done that?

>>718590015
She does change but only at the end when she lets Max know she's willing to die for the town but that only makes sense if you play the game in a way that stops you from enabling her bad behaviour since NONE of your choices affect the endings in any way. Even then it didn't sound sincere idk.

i want to fuck MAX NOW

>>718577645 (OP)
What does sex with Max mouth feel like?

>>718577645 (OP)
I wonder if this how Bungie feels with Marathon, yeah you have a publisher that's legally going to get you across the finish line but it's very likely it's going to end in your death and all you can do is get those resumes ready and ride out those paychecks or jump ship early.

>LIS:DE gets early access period
>people stream the early access stuff
>let everyone know you unceremoniously broke up Max and Chloe
>everybody that gives a shit about the game openly and vocally cancels their preorder
>game bombs so badly Square-Enix sends out marketing surveys asking people why they didn't buy the game as if they didn't already know the answer
>have to make another game after you've already torched your fanbase and all your good will

This isn't even like Dontnod where they have a lot of different projects going on even if everything besides Bloom & Rage bombed, Deck Nine has fucking nothing besides being the Life is Strange studio. Shit at least Dontnod understood the assignment.

>play LiS 1
>Have Max and Warren be an item
>completely ignored in the sequel
M'kay, fuck you I guess.

>>718591694
My nigga Warren saved the whole timeline by simping and died in a diner explosion for it in the bae ending

>>718592115
nigga went ape on the storm the only way he knew how

>>718590585
>>718591694
I sacrificed Chloe and headcanon Max settled with her good Christian girlfriend

https://files.catbox.moe/4bf0g4.mp4
Still peak

>>718592396
Kate is for me thoughbeit

>>718579627
>dumb as a rock
Ask ChatGPT to estimate ther intelligence
It says shes 115 to 125

>>718579032
What, an Alex porno?

>>718591694
warrenbros he'll go ape in DE2 there's still hope

>>718592396
based

>>718595072
kek

>>718592459
The peak LiS porn is the guro content, obviously

>>718577645 (OP)
Meh. No Chloe no buy.

Seriously, how is this still popular?
The first game was ok, but dogshit when it came to decisions, the 2 sequels and the prequel sucked ass even the tumblurinas who were the target audience for this games said it sucked.
Who unironically thinks this series is still ok, and why?
I don't understand anymore.

>>718598946
2 is good then the play the rest. You'll understand why.

>>718580573
man i love before the storm ost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyOGQyXpJnc

Daily reminder live is tumblr fans threw a huge melty when the devs basically told them that sacrifacing a entire town full of innocent people for a single bitchy danger hair dyke is NOT something that ends well

>>718599418
No amount of shilling for 2 will change that it's complete ass

>>718599464
yea it was amazing
https://youtu.be/Cm706fepu7Y

>>718599593
kek

>>718580573
>>718577645 (OP)
Deck Nine is only good at choosing their osts

https://youtu.be/D2LIg6bjJqY?si=y7fF1nHVi4T-Q22v
Main Menu Theme was the single only good thing 'bout bts
every other else was rancid shit so as deck 9, they can't write shit

>>718582285
>game is literally tumblr fanfic tier biggest fuck you letter ever made in history
>nobody gives shit and flops
LOL life is strange indeed

>>718602675
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT LESBIANS

>>718605169
They should have done this in 2021
Just Imagine how lisfags would chimp over that, shit's too late

>>718598946
first one is a cult classic at this point. Fr a good reason too.

>>718598946
You should have been here, life is cringe was a good frog lolcow and at the same time best sfm porn generator
God, I miss 2015, Yeah fuck you oldfags

>>718580319
>The narrative team repeatedly said that they actively disliked Chloe as a character.
So they have brains? That's surprising. Chloe is fucking awful.

>>718580319
>The other director repeatedly threatened to kill himself when people brought complaints to him. Said things like "if I hear about this again I will leap from this window and you will be scraping my brains off the sidewalk."

This explains so much about the current state of the games industry.

>>718606240
2015 was good year only for meme reasons and true kino year was 2017
Have no idea why I'm still here, goona hang myself tomorrow, wish me luck

>>718606935
DONT HANG YOURSELF WE LOVE U

>>718579921
Summer going to end in 10 days but newfag fatigue never ends

>>718577645 (OP)
These games are rated M for Mature, it really is time for some full-frontal nudity if they want to keep them relevant.

>>718580319
Kek women writers, explains a lot. Dumb cunts can't write the budding enjoyable lesbian romance softcore porn people want out of the series.

>>718579764
>Deck Nine's games are not canon