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>>718579416 (OP)
Is this a proper announcement stream thing? I assumed it was but now it's just some women droning on about what happened yesterday, doesn't feel like an actual presentation.

>>718579416 (OP)
Thank you for the thread.

>>718579416 (OP)
>at 9am
for what fucking porpoise

Is this an actual presentation or one of those gay things where it's 10 hours of rehashing shit from the actual presentations?

buy an ad.
by jeet

>>718579636
They know they have literally nothing to show seeing as Bethesda has their own conference on Friday, and even that is more than likely just going to be ESO and Indiana Jones DLC.

>>718579416 (OP)
any chance of a fable release date?

where are the games?

>>718579416 (OP)
MCC on ps5 and switch please.

>fag ally
imagine calling a handheld like that

>>718579416 (OP)
Tuned in for a minute and heard what they were actually doing with the ROG Ally which is fucking nothing.

was gonna watch this but I'm already bored so instead I will smoke drugs and gamble

Man We already know all of this. Just show the optimized windows that you promised already.

SHOW IT YOU FUCKING BASTARD.

The Youtube comments are mentally annihilating me

>WTF THIS TINY HANDHELD ONLY DOES 720P?
>UH I CAN JUST CLOUD GAME (fucking horrible experience) ON MY PHONE xDDDD

>collaboration with Asus, Xbox, and Windows?
So it's just a normal ROG Ally that already has Windows? Then what's the Xbox os UI? Is that just a replacement for steam big picture mode? What the hell about this device makes it uniquely Xbox exactly?
Reminder that this could've been avoided if they didn't try imposing DRM on used physical games with the xbone

>Xbox
>Games

QRD why did microsoft drive themselves into the ground due to making every character not only a brown, but a paraplegic woman, while pandering rainbow flags to kids?

>>718579636
fyi, saying porpoise instead of purpose is my quirky thing, i dont really appreciate you just taking it, you dont do it with the same charm anyway, it feels forced, and it kind of strips away what made it funny in the first place.

Im not trying to gatekeep every word in the dictionary, but everyone’s got their own signature habits, and that one’s mine. If you want your own quirks, by all means, come up with them. But I would appreciate it if you leav this one alone instead of recycling it, because it just comes across as you taking something that doesn’t fit you in the first place.

>>718580263
It's running a version of Windows specifically modified and optimized by the Xbox developers far beyond stock Windows. So unlike other PC handhelds running W11, it'll actually run games.

>>718580391
a pajeet is head of microsoft and they have a black chick as head of xbox so the out come as inevitable.

>>718580263
The new shell. It's basically exactly the same as a regular Ally with slightly better specs.

None of its bad. The system is great and the price is pretty solid as well

>>718580445
suck me off dude shrimple and porpoise are my thing
if you can't deadlift 4pl8 then I win the right by default (rule of nature)

>Silksong doomed to sizzle reel hell forever
Deserved kek

>>718579416 (OP)
did they ever actually give a price for the handheld?

yikes no one is streaming this on my side (xbox is so dead lmao). Quick, can anyone point me to some cute girl that is streaming it?

>only reforge is streaming it
LMAO

>>718580640
I stoppwd deadliftinh for a while due to mental helath issues, although my psychiatrist is encouraging me to pick it up again and says it would my mental and physical health help me long term. I dont particularly care much about shrimple, but porpoise is something i came up with, im pretty sure and i like to keep to myself given the circumstances.

I guess this means Xbox will spend a lot of time optimizing their first party games for PC since they need them to run on this weak (compared to full desktop PC) device.

If they put MCC on og switch I'd buy a switch today.

>>718580263
It has the z2e ai chip instead of z1e. It is a rog ally with Xbox button and the allegedly optimized windows for handhelds. Other handhelds are supposed to get the optimization eventually as well.

>>718580675
599 Euro/700 USD and 899 Eur/1050 USD according to leaks

>>718579416 (OP)
>xbox


What? Xbox still gets exclusives?

>>718580865
>700 USD
i hope those numbers are fake. i wouldn't mind getting one if they were around 500.

>>718581119
The us numbers dont take into account regional pricing. Eu was leaked and people then converted.

>>718581119
I'd assume that's after sales tax since that is already included in European prices

15 minutes spent on a side scroller. Not looking good. I guess Xbox has no games this year.

37minutes in and no fucking games.

>no sticky
Also that prince of persia game looked like shit, even worse than the last prince of persia game, wtf?

>>718581119
>>718581241
>>718581270

Anything good announced? I've just finished set 2 of 3 of my Bulg split squats.

>>718581676
they only showed the handheld and a really shitty prince of persia game

>>718581525
This or claw 8ai?

>final fantasy games
>on xbox
damn traitors

>>718581778
gross

....games?

>>718581676
Triangle Strategy got ported I guess. Nobody gives a damn.

>>718581964
I've already played that

did I miss anything?

Shadow dropped Prince of Persia side scroller, that's it for anything new

Indiana Johnes was really fun so I am looking forward to that dlc. Grounded 2 is cool but not my fav Obsidian game of this year.

>>718582149
And even that was already out in early access, so no you missed nothing

>>718581964
on gamepass? don't tell me they got the woke prince of percia but none of the jap based games

>european games convention
>have to listen to br*t*sh

>>718579416 (OP)
It's mostly chats if you want to know some commentary by devs and such.

Nothing will be shown until the future games show

>>718582482
No games will be shown there either

mega man battle network on xbox never ever??? Like this is the most profitable collection and they can't port it to xbox?

>>718581778
>showed the handheld
What? Xbox handheld?

>>718582427
Fucking what

Do they want people to leave

>>718581525
They'll run old original Xbox games?

>>718582427
Thanks anon, I can finally sleep.

>>718582427
no commentary japanese games however....

>>718582973
Its a pc. Wait until the alleged xbox emulator next year (which probably doesnt exist) or use the xenia one.

>>718583079
Windows 11?

>>718582807
Gamescom has always been like this. Most of e3 as well.

>>718583172
Yeah. They claim they are optimizing it.

>our girl is not streaming
xbox have never been more dead

>>718579416 (OP)
Xbox? Really? I didn't know they were still around.

>>718583451
Its over
https://youtu.be/YlGqN3AKOsA?si=o3cCVLSYmK1xtMKV

Looking comfy, whatever this is.

Flight Sim city update trailer

who gives a fuck about any of this shit

TRANNY ALERT

Not surprised they disabled chat on youtube, this shit is dreadful

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

when do you think they will announce halo on playstation?

>>718584681
It's not disabled though, the mod was timeout-ing everyone that was pointing that the guy was pretending to be a girl

>>718581525
Is this real? The regular ROG ally is $550?

>>718584804
yup

>>718583451
>>>/vt/
go back

>>718584857
Damn. That's actually a surprising good price. What are the specs?

>>718584769
No major Halo news until October

>>718585012
this doesn't say you'll get news.
it says they want you to give their event viewership

>>718584958
It's a really good price. It's similar to the first one but with a Z2.

It's funny that everyone's sort of clowning on this handheld because lol Xbox - but it's amazing what this shit can do for the price

>>718584958
Z2a is the aerith plus aka a slightly better deck chip

>>718585072
720p? seriously in 2025? even the shittiest of laptop go for 1080p

>>718585373
Laptop doesn't have a 7inch screen.

>>718585373
What's the point in an 8K display if you're not playing the game at 8K? A shitty laptop that has a 1080 display isn't running 90% of the games this gameboy will

>>718585012
makes sense, i completely forgot the new gears is coming out this month and on playstation to

NGL. Phil kinda shat all over everything. I feel like Sarah Bond really did a good job turning Xbox around.

>>718585443
I can watch a movie at least

>>718585097
Digital Foundry isn't under IGN anymore so maybe they can be honest about how good it is.

>>718582216
>And even that was already out in early access
Was the early access any good?
It's by the Dead Cells devs right? Does the game distinguish itself from it?
Seems like it's more movement focused. But are there any huge flaws or anything? Should I just stick to Dead Cells?

>>718585081
343/Halo studios is trying to rebuild the trust in the Halo community so that is why they're trying to be somewhat transparent with what they are doing. The only thing you will se that's Halo related until then are crossovers like the ones for Helldivers, Fortnite and other merchandise like tabletop figures. They're not going to announce anything at a stream like this with almost no viewers

>>718585601
fr??
>pov: he's not capping

>>718585601
lol since she joined the xbox there haven't been anything but cancellation news

>>718580391
USAid and the Chinese government handing out billions in taxpayer money to companies that pushed radleft agendas for the purpose of crashing the western media market and/or turning it into a quasi-state propaganda arm with none of the government checks and balances

they actually have fucking nothing it's impressive.

>>718585543
No itch?

>>718585691
Yeah, retards have been mass fired.

god I hate the fake hype around fighting games. nothing about this sounds genuine

>1 hour ago
>barely 100 replies
lmao

Ninja Gaiden 4 next.

>>718585761
It looked interesting but I'm sure it plays like shit and will never catch on.

>>718581525
Are they going to do that thing again where they force devs to lobotomize their games so they can also run on the base system?

>raven twink
lame

>>718585705
Yeah, it's mind blowing. I guarantee they will also have nothing during the showcase next June. Everyone will just be bitching about no State of Decay 3, no Fable, no TES VI, etc.

>I was gonna waste money on a Pico 4 Ultra (I've already got a Quest 2)
>Valve won't get their fingers out their ass to release Blade Runner VR
>Pushed my proposal to my gf back to November for a Winter trip to make it more cinematic.
Yeah, this is good timing. Thanks #XboxNation.
Might get depending on EU prices.

its weird to think this company was the industry leader in gaming at a certain point in time

>>718585883
who's the qt on the left

>raft but with a van

Comfy

>>718585939
Grace Kelly iirc
>Microsoft Explains Why ROG Xbox Ally Price & Pre-Orders Haven't Been Announced Yet
>"We need more time to figure the macro-economic impact"
Shit, I thought the prices were real

I unironically find it kind of pathetic how the Invincible game is so extremely gory, and yet it's afraid of nudity.
Like even if they were to shy away from explicit nipple or vag, why doesn't Eve's ult disintegrate her costume? It's dumb and weak.

>>718585939
grace kelly

woman troon alert

>>718585821
Retarded snoy

Lego game looks like a fun one to play with my wife

This Lego game might be fun.

Is Xbox still relevant?

>>718586257
isn't this that chick with a dick that does a lot of selfsuck videos?

>>718585748
>xbox games studios after all the retards got fired:

Push it down to 21.54 again, I wanna see what happens

>>718586309
Really? That's disgusting! Where are those video posted exactly, so I can make sure to avoid them?

>>718585691
>just ignore all the games releasing and reality hurts me less!

>>718579636
>>at 9am
It's Gamescom. Germany. It's not 9am.
The world is bigger than America.

>>718585097
I checked the website for more specs:
https://rog.asus.com/gaming-handhelds/rog-ally/rog-xbox-ally-2025/spec/
It has Hall Effect analog triggers and uses gyro too. It's really not a bad deal.

>>718585373
Xbox must have thought the same thing since now both versions are running 1080 displays at 120Hz refresh rates. The Ally X has more power, more storage and impulse triggers, and few more ports, but if I'm getting one, I'm getting the regular one. I'm not as "hardcore" as I used to be anyway, so the regular Ally would be good enough for me.

My ONLY concern is the Windows 11 part for longevity. Windows has always had an issue with bloat, but I do remember reading they are trying to fix that for the handhelds.

>>718580391
One of the Switch 2 launch titles is wheelchair basketball LMAO actually eat shit tendie

Skimmed through it and there doesn't seem to be any announcements, them just showing off a bunch of bullshit for games that have already been announced.

>>718586420
Right here!

These smaller games look pretty cool.
But what I don't get. Why the fuck did they kill Tango and Hi-Fi Rush if they're investing in this kind of stuff that's bound to be less successful?

>>718585373
720p 60fps is perfect for handhelds. I would rather save more battery life than playing at higher resolution on such a small screen.

>>718585601
It's really nice knowing that every Game Pass release is dictated by how many brown women are in it

>>718586719
The Prince of Persia roguelite was released now. Pretty sure that wasn't known ahead of time.

>>718586784
Literally the new Platinum. Studio massively overhyped but the games sell like 500k copies at best while eating budgets and times like they are modern AAA devs.

>>718586778
>tfw faceblind

Is this Zelda x Pikmin?
Or perhaps Black & White?

>>718586624
>Xbox must have thought the same thing since now both versions are running 1080 displays at 120Hz refresh rates
Just to back up what I said.

https://www.xbox.com/en-US/handhelds/rog-xbox-ally#compare

>>718586931
But Hi-Fi Rush was successful.

>>718586784
The dude left, hifi had a meh release, and they pitched a hifi 2.

Shameless much?

>>718585601
>>718586862
Yeah there is way too much woke slop in gamepass now

>all this time wasted and no gamepass release
Duh, it had japanese stench and sarah don't like those

Are they doing an AoE2 tournament? That is the highlight of xbox gamescom

>>718581525
The lenovo legion go 2 seems to be better in every single way though

>>718585072
I am not pc savy, is this stronger than steam deck?

>>718587482
Anon, the Switch 2 is stronger than a steamdeck.It's old, crusty hardware now.

had no idea this was happening today
what have I missed

>>718587482
There isn't much in it other more heat gen/ai scaling but the X version has a few boosts which will be nullified because windows.

>>718585821
May I introduce to you: every single Nintendo Switch game

>>718587482
For ally, chip is slightly better than deck but screen size is smaller and 1080p. Also, not oled.

For ally x, it's comparable to current ally x but with a slightly better chip.

Took the worst part of Terraria and made it the whole game.

IT'S TIM FUCKING SCHÄFER

>>718589135
Bobby was right about Tim

Phil will cancel the last few games and then be executed live on stage and all xboxs will brick forever.

Thank you for playing, please install co pilot :(

>What is a game we could never signed with a publisher?
Schäfer on their new lighthouse game.

I'll resub to gamepass for this, indy dlc and outer worlds 2.

The chunk of hair that girl has shaved off the side of her head is really bothering me.

You're on TV, babe. You surely didn't wake up this morning, look in the mirror directly at that lobotomy scar and think it looked good, surely

Tim is a pretty funny guy.

>>718589892
Would

EECKZU BOXU
FINAR FANTA SI

>>718590337
>Doesn't have any footage of the game running on Xbox
>No it's out right now
Why did you even bother turning up

wow on xbox console... huh....

>>718591171
No, it's a third time wow shows up on xbox showcase and it's pc only title. Acquiring activision and blizzard was such a mistake for xbox brand

>>718587482
Yes

Powerwash 2?

>>718590337
I still don’t know if that thing is supposed to be male or female.

>>718591460
>hey we bought the most successful live service title that makes billions of dollars every month and will pay itself off before the end of the decade and also there's some other shit in their catalog that makes money too I guess

Yeah I'm sure they're beating themselves up on the way to the bank

>>718591779
port it to xbox or fuck off from xbox conferences. You can show wow on your youtube channel

Indiana Johnes dlc seems really substancial and apparently will bridge into the next game.

Showing Bloopers new game off now with commentary.

>>718592047
New Indiana Jones game, then DLC, then a sequel to the Indiana Jones game all in between Starfield updates. Also 3 or 4 games from Obsidian and at least 2 Black Myth games. Bethesda fans on suicide watch.

Are they gonna show off BO7's Roguelike or nah

Well it's cod now. You can turn off the stream. Man that was painful

>>718586556
bigger yes, but not as relevant