Thread 718606959

this shit has never been good

this FPS game looks really cool

where's chikorita

what's even the point of VR shooters when none of them can surpass HLA?

>>718606946
You don't understand, it's important that I sound breathy and emotional at all times, that's what anime IS

I’m watching it but I wish I’m not watching it

How much exposition and hand holding does this game need? I already can't stand that thing

>>718607142
but it isn't like that in japanese

>Jawdropping
My jaw is truely dropped I did not except a climbing platforming VR game where you play as a woman with such unique tools as a bow and grappling hook

>>718607071
NO, MY FUARKING HERO HANGED HIMSELF

>>718607079
Yiffed to death

little nightmares 3 looks so good

DAVIIIIIIIIIIID WAAAAAAAAAAAH

>hosts left
finally
>little nightmares
based

The hosts have one joke each, and it's already rather tiresome.

I can't understand shit

The voiceover lady has a heavy accent. Can barely understand what she's saying lol

NEXT

Cant wait to play these games like 4 years after they come out when theyre on sale for 7 bucks on steam

who the fuck writes this shit?

oh man I love games where you move from the left side of the screen to the right wow

My god that french woman can't speak English and the audio mix is terrible

you might even casha gleems

Welcome to the 4th little nightmare clone coming out soon

Cute frenchie accent

>>718607291
They aren't even worth pirating

>>718607281
Not like it matters when the gameplay is just hold right.

>>718607292
John Slop

i fucking hate the french so much it's unreal

>>718607317
oh it actually is little nightmares. was going to say.

>Take 3 minutes of your trailer to show 2 characters dragging a crate
truly revolutionary what a crazy puzzle, they dragged the only interactable object to the right side of the screen nobody has ever done this

>>718607183
Look man I once watched 5 minutes of an anime from 1998 so I know what anime sounds like and it requires raising your voice and pitch for every role in every scene.

>>718606959 (OP)

>Tune back in...

AI clone voice of an Asian woman.

>>718607071
gokuBITCHsissybros........

She just can't pronounce the name of the game, I'm ashamed of my people...

>>718607402
>asian
surely ur pretending

>>718607281
sounds AI too

im actually impressed when devs manage to bore me with vidya presentations

Sounds like it'd be best to play this with the CPU coop bot. It's harder to get immersed in a horror setting with a friend.

>>718607071
KWAB

>LN3 on pastgen
8th gen is eternal kek

one joke

LOOOL REMEMBER THE BOX FROM METAL GEAR

Criiiiiiiinge

Pls stop

>>718607317
The only one actually worth keeping an eye on Re-animal
LN3 is LN in name only

jrpg (west)

this JRPG looks so cool

I love millennial girlbosses. They have great senses of humor

I like her. She's funny and cute

>DUDE I'M SNAKE LMAO
>DUDE I'M DIMITRESCU LMAO
Kill them.

woke xenoblade?

Interesting mix of hand drawn and 2d

imagine how much betterer this would be if the presenter was a hot blonde with big tits in a bikini

Imagine being 50% done with the development of your jrpg when E33 came out

cunts like the host is the reason why I prefer mares over >nohooves

>>718607470
>>asian
>surely ur pretending

No, it sounds like the voice was cloned from a Chinese or Korean woman.

>gravity rush artist
why the designs look like shit then

KEEP THE TEMPORARY COHOST ITS SO MUCH BETTER
REPLACE HER TOO WITH A TALKING FISH OR SOMETHING

Serial world looks so good

>>718607670
anyone make jarpig right now should jus cancel they game lmao

HON HON HON I WILL LE DESTROY WESTERN CIVILISATION WITH 50 MILLION NIGGEURS AND MUSLEEMS I POO POO IN LE TOILET *bidet squirts up bumhole* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHOOOOO HOW DELIGHTFUL *brap*

calling nintendos laywers brb

wonder how much nintendo will sue these guys

>>718607667
Anything but a cringy jew

Lawsuit-like

Hey, remember Yokai Watch? Yeah, that game that was like Pokemon but nobody played it. Anyway we're making a dollar-store version of that.

Nintendo...

AIEEEE NINTENDO DO SOMETHING

>>718607670
Don't worry they already made two other pretend Japanese games that sucked total shit before this one anyways.

What did I miss? When did this start?

I almost appreciate them trying to force the classic E3 cringe.

>>718607736
as a resident brown person I find your post extremely offensive

It's called cringekino and it's art

NINTENDO
SUE THIS MAN

>pokemon ripoff
oka-
>cardslop
WHY

Half of these games seem to have women as main characters.
And I just know they're going to be mediocre games that will disappear to the depth of Steam because nobody wants to play as a woman.

inb4 you say something, none of the pokemon like games succeeded

>>718607790
>What did I miss?
Hell Let Loose 2
>When did this start?
18:00 UTC

one joke david

How are these 3 animated creatues 100 times more interesting than the "human" speakers?

>>718607832
PalGODS won thougheverbeit

>>718607790
Little Nightmares 3

It's amazing how much better fgs is now than geoffs bullshit.

Oh hey, the new genre, chineseslop

>>718607831
Don't worry, soon it will be daring and original to have male characters.

>Kung fu based game
Please be good
>It's soulslop
No...

>>718607851
>Hell Let Loose 2
Eh...
>Vietnam
Okay you got me

>>718607832
I quit most of them the moment they asked for my pronouns right at the fucking start. Fan games cannot help doing this shit

chinkino

>chinese
>souls
pick one

baldurs gate? what lol

>>718607879
lmao

i kneel to our chinese overlords

>>718607851
Fffuuck

buy our game gweilo

>>718607873
Palworld is ARK with creatures that you can actually interact with to a certain degree.
It's not the "walking with a database of JRPG creatures simulator" like pokemon or it's clones.

im not sure how it's like The Witcher outside of the white haired MC not sure what the director is huffing

...

China won
Japan lost

>Dark Sours is shit
based chinks

>Our game is not about exploration, it's about fighting and story
Wait, based?
Chinks won?

>Chinese doesn't know why people play FromSoft's Souls games
Jesus what the fuck is this? Chinks do actually lack souls

>>718607992
still have to distribute on an american platform

Any horror or jrpg game?

I have soulslop fatigue

a new game I've never seen before

>>718607927
where are the Sifu-likes?

>>718607992
You've been kneeling your entire life, Chang.

>>718607906
It's funny how it follows the same model as regular industrial work.
>west subcontract stuff to china
>china starts with shit quality
>learns
>take over the industry

>>718608098
several so far

I literally, LITERALLY could not tell any of these Chinese games apart. All the anime gachas look exactly the fucking same except for Star Rail being in space too.

>>718608087
Tencent is planning on buying Valve

>>718608098
A couple horror games, no jrpg at all

>a new game I've not seen before
>i saw 12 games that were identical to this announced today and yesterday

>30 weapons
Damn.

this anime game looks cool

>>718608120
Exactly. I want to play as Jackie Chan or something

yall got any of that gameplay?

>>718608130
Surefire way you know it's a chink game is when it has random programming numbers in the corner of the screen they forgot to clean up LOL

Viewers in the chat are expressing excitement and anticipation for a game, possibly called "Jump Space", and are discussing its genre, comparing it to other games like Baldur's Gate, Witcher, and Soulsborne. Some viewers are also debating its similarity to soulslike games.

Do I have a mini stroke or that cinematics have crazy fps drops?

I'm so fucking sick of chinkslop, bros. That last game bored me to tears.

Meanwhile, what the hell is this one?

>>718608130
THIS SO MUCH THIS!
>goes and play my third camera "mature" walking/movie simulator where you play a middle aged man

>>718608198
It's painfully framey.

>>718608136
and where did you hear this from, anon

looks woke but i like the chinky muisc desu

>>718608098
>>718608157
Lost Hellden was jrpg

>>718608168
Mandela effect don't forget to turn on V-Sync.

>>718608098
Lost Hellden was a JRPG I think

>coomed 3 times to Lady D videos
Show is still shit with 0 games.

WORLD PREMIERE
>closeup of my bumhole farting
What then?

>>718608136
>Tencent is planning on buying Valve
scary thought but think they could do it very easily if gaben is willing to sell. tencent is worth like over 600 billion while valve is 8 billion

I like cute witches but no gameplay?

>>718608168
shut it embedfrog

Viewers in the chat are expressing excitement and anticipation for a game called "Jump Space," repeatedly asking for its reveal. Others are commenting on various game announcements, comparing them to existing titles like Genshin Impact and Minecraft, and requesting gameplay footage.

OK but there was zero seconds of gameplay in that one, I love magic and wizards but could you show me 2 seconds of gameplay for my wizards?

Okay, the owl thing getting tentacled was hot

>>718608268
It came to me in a dream :)

>>718608259
Even the Sony movie games that have the same camera and the same lighting as each other don't all take place in literally the same setting with exactly the same characters.

Man, the audio mix sounds like total garbage in Witchfire. High volume on the music track, low volume on the voice over. Even I can get simple shit like this right.

>>718608318
>scary thought
Not unless you're a brainwashed mutt

feeeet feet feet feet
feet feet

>KINO
KINO

>>718608361
OMG SO MUCH THIS!!!

>>718608248
shut up you western dev

KINO

>Indistinguishable Chink/Gookslop that is identical to all the others (Webm related)
>A trailer that doesn't even hint at what the game plays like
>Extraction shooter with Russian song
wew lad. Great run here.

>>718608136
bait used to be believable
>>718608318
>tencent is worth like over 600 billion while valve is 8 billion
Anon, Valve is more important than ActiBlizz and their slop franchises

>>718608268
literally every entertainment mega corp wants to buy valve, there's no surprise there

They said it was a world premiere. But I SWEAR I've seen Witchspire before.
It can't have been a world premiere.

Why did coomers latch onto the ugliest milf of all time? She looks like a granny and I'm a MILF connoisseur. The safe horny shit was real, holy fuck at least pick a hot one I dunno.

I can feel the bugs already
Captcha: XSGAY

Every time they show shit like this you know it's going to be multiplayer slop and I can't help but think how cool it would have been as a well built single player game

>>718607686
how fortunate that you've never heard a french person in your life

>>718608136
Tencent might be better than any western company buying them since they let all their subsidiaries run independently for better or worse

>ukrainians are black mold bat zombies
Kek top banter ivan

>>718608318
I can't see Gaben ever selling.
He has enough money that it doesn't even matter if he had more.
Now whoever takes over after he dies is another story entirely.

>>718608052
>China won
...the jeetslop award

кинo isn't kino
play Letov you fucking niggers

... how do tanks fit into this?

UOOOOOOOOOOH

IT'S TIME

COMMON RUZZIA W

DON'T SAY IT

she won

DIANA ToT

Wait, active matter is launching at the end of the event?? HUH

shooters always have the most simple trailers, just gameplay while some music plays, other trailers should take note.

C U N N Y
U
N
N
Y

IMPREGNATA

THERE SHE IS

It’s time
for more delay

>Pregnanta

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Viewers in the chat are discussing a game, possibly an extraction shooter set in Russia, and comparing it to other games like Stalker and Tarkov. Some viewers are excited about it, while others express fatigue with the genre and are asking about other games like Jump Space.

What's with all the daughter simulator games recently?

oh shid

anyone else watching the CS2 tourney simultaneously

>>718608318
Says who? They are not a listed company.

/tv/fags are coming...

Why does a moon space station have 2019 Toyota Camrys

>>718608307
Share the videos

>>718608050
It keeps happening

SPACE
ROLL
COSY
ANIME
>SPACE
>ROLL
>COSY
>ANIME
SPACE
ROLL
COSY
ANIME
>SPACE
>ROLL
>COSY
>ANIME
SPACE
ROLL
COSY
ANIME
>SPACE
>ROLL
>COSY
>ANIME
SPACE
ROLL
COSY
ANIME
>SPACE
>ROLL
>COSY
>ANIME

>>718608583
CS2 is shit without de_lake

>>718608439
nothing shows up on google except a pathfinder area so i assume its new.

>tranny pedo game
4cucks proving once again that they're trannies GEG

>>718608528
JANNY TASKETEEEEEE

>>718608575
gamers are getting into the baby fever age bracket

CUte and fuNNY
>CUte and fuNNY
CUte and fuNNY
>CUte and fuNNY

vtuber tier voice acting

Usually I play shows like this with a 15 minute buffer so I can skip past boring shit.
This show has been so bad that I don't have any buffer left.

>Sees your penis
>BYPASSING BLOOD FLOW VALVES
>DEACTIVATING SEMEN CONTROL

SUPA FIGHTING ROBOT!

>>718608605
rule34hentai

>>718608651
stfu sharty

pregnanta

>>718608381
>unironacly wanting to fuck marylin manson
Lal

Bitch sounds like a vtuber. Yuck

looks cool

Never mind this game actuslly looks like generic space SLOP

ITS REAL

it's real XD

ISRAEL XD

that game looked bad

Pragmata looks like the most 6/10 game of all time, you faggots niggers can print this post right now and when it releases don't expect any score higher than an 8 on average

>sit still in order to "hack" while the enemy goes apeshit attacking you
>alternatively, the enemies just never actually attack so it's easier for you to just stand still and "hack" them
what a dogshit fucking gimmick mechanic.

>>718608504
those yachts are pretty expensive y'know

>>718608575
nothing appeals to men more.

>>718608729
She sounds cute and perhaps even funny, perchance.

>ear rape
thanks game

>>718608098
there was that dead space like

IT'S JASON!

HALLOWEEN MOTHERFUCKER

a guy in a mask oh my god how scary aaaaaa

>final gameplay footage not shown
what’s wrong with people

>>718608608
Lol, since when EA was in console competition?

>>718608696
>owns THE PC game store
>two major esport titles that generate BILLIONS each year
>change the entire industry just for lulz (HLA, Deck)
Anon, I...

>>718608721
Her voice makes me fucking hard as rock, I don't care about her looks. I WANNA IMPREGNATE HER

>>718608696
Wow, thanks AI, a whole value range (based on exactly two random sources).

they shouldve kept her first/reveal trailer voice

WOMAN SLOP

>woman
It's going to be shit.

>>718608785
The time clearly slows down during the hacking sequence, retardbro.

Holy shit that gameplay looked boring.

Future game show = Horrible voice overs everywhere. My ears.

Do you play as Michael?

ENTER

Did I miss Streumon announcement?

>>718608861
>owns THE PC game store
The store that has less users than Riots store, with like 3 games?

>718608651
Enjoy your ban, shartyfag

that gameplay looked amazing

>blonde babe with bellbottom jeans
i will buy your game

>single and multiplayer experience
dead on arrival

where are the good games tho?

>illfonic
lol
lmao

>>718607790
>miss
little nightmares 3, nu-starfox, cowboy mechas, asian ninja game, that cyborg little girl companion game /v/ talks about a lot, some lesbian knight-errant game like kingdom come based in italy 1400s,

Do you remember what happened to Jason? kek

that piano hits right every time

>>718608935
i look like this

>single player and multiplayer

oh no

i just realized.....
theres no more exciting announcements to meme about....
>GTA 6 got announced
>Silksong got announced
>Skate got announced
theres nothing left....
HL3 will never release

>>718608981
chuckle

God ASS games coming out lately. I might as well sell my fucking computer

Based I can't wait to play as Michael Myers and kill women

>No gameplay
>Nothing actually
>Play the tittle DOOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO piano song
>Gaymers cum
Why is it like this?

I'm scared to ask for a rating for the show.

I got goose freckles watching that spooky trailer...

Why is he called the bugman?

>>718607932
>>718608010
>>718608946
>replying to tripfags
I shiggy diggy.

>>718608996
Remember that Texas Chainsaw Massacre game?

>>718609030
YEAH BABY YEAH

I THINK GAMESCOM SUCKS

>>718609017
Bloodborne for pc should be here soon.

>>718608946
Anon, LoL and Valorant are free
people buy shit on steam

>>718608941
they didn't put it in the show lmao
maybe they were embarrassed because this is what they decided to follow up EYE with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8InwtpNSOiA

>>718609017
We can still meme about elder scrolls 6

>>718609034
wanna point out anyone actually cumming?

>>718608935
Didn't the one about Jason Voorhees die like 2~3 years after release? This will end up just the same.

is gaming dead yet

>>718609063
remember the killer tomatoes game

Ok, ok. You're named David. But why do you keep repeating that you're a hater? I got it the first time.

>>718608935
AURA

>>718609085
but thats nothing new
and you can emulate it now

Did they showed anything kino yet?

Cuck & Bald

>>718609080
The gamescom, just like the playstation is as good as the game industry is.

All these le classic horror franchise asymmetrical games die in a couple of years. This will be no different

>>718609118
Gaming died in 2014 anon..

>>718609140
yes

>>718609090
>Anon, LoL and Valorant are free
you mean like 90% of the top games on Steam?

>>718609118
yes

>>718609126
Remember the Evil Dead game?

I'm missing testosterone on my screen, can we have the woman back?

So are we ever gonna get a game based on a horror movie thats not another fucking DBD clone

>>718608946
>MAU on a f2p game

>>718609116
The Texas Chainsaw One died in like 2 months and it arguably had the most content to work off off.
How you can make a game out of the Halloween franchise is beyond me

Wait that shit keeps going?

WAIT THIS MIGHT BE KINO

>>718609104
but we already know its gonna be shit and theres like FO3 and Skyrim UE5 engine remakes before that

>>718608856
Never, but the gif was originally made for E3 conferences

Will this have new announcements too?

this soulslite game seems cool

>>718609118
only if you're miserable faggot

I rate it RE9/10.

"and one last game, since it is almost spooky season!"

>proceeds to show game based on Halloween franchise, but cel-shaded and the artstyle looks like Sea of Thieves so it will never be scary
>no gameplay
>coming 2026

So not even this October? lmaooo

ASIAN SETTING SOULSLOP

>>718609236
cause its japanese not chinacopypaste

>>718608946
Chinks always love to lie.

>>718609116
no it got sued and taken down.

>jap soulslop clone
>immediately looks cooler than gook/chinkshit
they just do it better.

>>718609189
They could very easily make a slasher game that plays like Hitman but for some reason none of them do. I guess the live service cash is too great.

>>718608935
literally me (running away off camera)

>>718609116
Yeah but it died due to licensing bullshit. John Carpenter actually plays video games so maybe this will be better

>>718609284
>Saar they be lying!
>we should never lie about our numbers saar! Ignore that all our f2p have 90% bots saar!

>>718609180
you mean CS and Apex? Because I don't remember any other free games that are constantly in top "sellers" of steam

sort of bad taste to make a game about vietnam with napalm bombing

>>718609326
>John Carpenter actually plays video games
wtf how??? he's like 77 years old..

why did they put all the good games into the afterparty?

>>718609326
It's by the same developers as the Texas Chainsaw game. I genuinely expect it to be a reskin of the game.

>>718609094
Oh, well...

>joining a discord for a game company
Do people really?

she won

>>718609387
But Rising Storm 2 had napalm strikes and flamethrowers and it was fucking KINO

>>718609351
HOLLY KEK LOOK AT ALL THOSE JEETS IN VALVE LMOA

Too much shooter slop

Scots shouldn’t be allowed to commentate anything

>>718609429
How else can I @ all of the devs and call them faggots?

>>718609094
Holy shit, this is just darktide ue5 clone but somehow worse

>>718609429
>joining any official discord ever
Do people really?

space buns

THIS FLAG GAME IS FOR FAGS

>>718609429
I closed the stream already so I don't know what you're referring to but most developers do just bunch up all of their games in one server under their name instead of having one for each game.

>>718609429
yes? forums are dead and gone anon, discord is the main way to aggregate people for any given topic

>>718609351
What does that have to do with what the other anon said?

>>718609398
Where's the afterparty?

BAZZ MY LOVE IS THAT YOU????

>>718609447
Too bad tripwire will close soon since kf3 was a fucking trainwreck

what happened to all the brown and bloom FPS games of the long 00s

was that the concord tranny????

>>718609180
10% of 120m is more than 0% of 180m.

>>718609583
looked like her

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY STORY DRIVEN RPGS. WHAT THE FUCK IS GAMING IN 2025

I thought the two snoys would be less insufferable but they're quickly firing up the cringe generators

>>718608861
>change the entire industry
>Deck
Nigga, please

more like LAST FAG

also this

>we maek laem joek xDD we are ironic

schtick is pissing me off to no end, mein Gott what have we become. Is it that bad to love video games sincerely? Pathetic fucking faggot niggers GHAAAAAAAAA

>>718609351
Valvesaars...

That JAW

WOMAN SLOP
WOMAN SLOP
WOMAN SLOP

>>718609626
there was one? maybe I dont remember

Make lunar strike protag attractive and I might play it.

neverending nightmare

BAZZ IS BACK

another man faced cunt

>>718609589
and yet it still managed to be completely dogshit
this industry needs to crash and burn again

HOLY UE ASSET FLIP SLOP

>>718609392
He's been retired for a while now so all he does is make music (which he performs live still), watch basketball, and play vidya. He tweets about it pretty often. His taste is questionable

>>718609351
Wow, it's an actual chink here to shill for his masters again.

Is this the Indian game?

>>718609721
Seriously is so fucking easy

this is a game set in 1800s england

I'm going to sell my 6000 dollar gaming PC. The FUTURE IS BLEAK WTF. Can anyone tell me there is some good PC games next year????

>>718609434
Did they make her hair darker? I remember it being more platinum blonde in the cinematic trailer

>>718609764
it was shit, but at least there were whites and asians in the games again, and not just vidya:pajeet

>>718609793
No, we would have had thousands of indian webms by now

They both need testosterone replacement NOW

I always complained about Nintendo direct showing nothing exciting. Now I know what’s worse

BROWN PEOPLE: THE GAME: PRESENTED BY THE GUBMINT OF GEMRNAY

germcucks explain yourselves, you did this

Lmao this zombie game is DOA. That trailer was just pathetic

>A simulator for people with no childhood
lmao

that apartment game looks nice

>federally sponsored german game
>brown person front and center
aahahahhahahahahaaha

I hate vikings

Have they announced the dragons dogma 2 dlc yet?

>>718609949
>STARTS WITH WHITE AND THEN TURNS BROWN
You can't make this shit up

that german game artstyle kinda looks like Unteralterbach...

>>718609973
It looked like eurojank of old to me, honestly way better than most of this corporate slop

>>718610002
I noticed that, they bait you with the white daughter the suddenly black dad and brown daughter. They knew what they were doing

>>718608935
What? the clown was too busy so they had to get the mime? hahahaha!
I will show you how it's done!

>>718609997
Panzer Dragoons Dogma was announced yes

>>718609997
Itsunobros...

these 2 faggots will make me anti every game in this show

This one is for the monster fuckers I guess

>>718610068
I hate how fucking cucks yids and whites are I swear

>>718609773
>POP: Lost Crown
Man, Ubisoft shafted the game's devs so fucking hard with its initial asking price, and making the protag black with that one fucking haircut every game dev used that year. Thank fuck one of the costumes changes the hair out, as it's a solid game.

SEX ON SCREEN

nice

How did the pixel art game manage to put sex and vore in their game trailer?
Are you just allowed to do that now?

>>718609847
I think it just changes with the lighting

>>718610107
squidbillies: the game

>>718610073
why vegeta so wide?

>>718610107
This reminds me how every other anime intro is some pixel 2d game.

>>718610073
ggbrgllrg

>FAGS: live from gamescom
checks out them guys aint no straight boys

cairn was meh

>>718610112
we'll see if they can capture the modern audience with their game, tho the german government probably already paid for it.

>>718610128
The hilarious part is that the prince was already PERSIAN but a lot of Persians look white so that wasn't enough. Then they tried to make him pink, then they have him white skin again but made sure he has that awful beard

BROWN WOMAN SUICIDE SIMULATOR

Oh wow...

>>718610153
Ah yeah that could definitely explain it

>>718610227
Hearing that WAAGGHHHH repeatedly is going to get annoying.

I knew a man who did it without rope.

just got here did I miss any good games?

>>718610297
No

>>718610239
It's still cuck. Think about it riches are so cucked they PAY to make everything brown

all announcers so far make 6 figures minimum btw
and the people who put them there make 7

Where's the new Fumito Ueda game

>>718609557
Indians lie more than chinks

>metal eden
the demo was pretty and all, but the gameplay loop was lackluster
hopefully more weapons will fix it

>path of exile 2 0.3 patch steam reveal in just 2 minutes.

LOGIN

So much SiFi stuff, where is my high epic fantasy story driven RPG. I'm going to crash out over the lack of good stories in games

>>718610297
They forgot to show the best game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8InwtpNSOiA

>Metal Eden
Oh, I expected it to be called Metal Droid
Or Metroid for short.

>>718610297
the little girl and robot game was shown, cowboy mechas seemed good, there was a jap roguelike coming out with a girl with red hair, sidescroller, halloween game coming out, they showed bannerlord sails x-pack, even the chinese ninja game seemed cool but anons expect chink-slop. Cant remember all the others, there was a lot.

asians and being in a classroom, name a more iconic duo

REALISTIC CHINESE PEOPLE

>>718610434
Nice asset flip ue5 slop

>>718610419
there's your story game bro

>Yo MANBABIES, play this GAME as a CHILD because you do not want to be an ADULT!
I don't think I will

>>718610550
No that was ASS. I want SEXY women, swords and MAGIC

>parent's gulag'd by the CCP
Has potential

>>718610419
>So much SiFi stuff
And yet in the end it’s all trash
>high epic fantasy story driven RPG
Don’t worry, you’ll get your totally epic fantasy slop soon enough. You always do.

>>718610434
i'm going to wear your moron face as a party mask

>>718610297
the very best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqJ7m4f8SKA

>did we learn something from hyenas?
>nope

>>718606959 (OP)
Cologne is so fucking ugly, never travel there

>>718610627
Yeah im saying that the sifi is fucking slop garbage

>>718610503
post the jap roguelike I can't find it

Who is this for, honestly?

Is it TGS yet

This show SUCKS

>>718610680
it was iirc in the pre-game show, I don't have it on hand

>the last caretaker
wasn't this first presented as a bright and funny automation type game? how odd

>>718610660
this looked cool

>>718610680
Towa and the Guardians of something or another

World of slopquest

>>718610685
WoWFats

going to play Pregnanta as soon as she is available on rutracker.org

>>718610685
world of warcraft
it looks JUST like it

>>718610660
Yo, Concord prequel looks fire!

>>718610685
Millennials with nostalgia over playing mmo

>>718610685
I bet you can buy assets for literally all of this, slap it together, and crank out a game in a month.
It has to be just reused assets, right? Nobody's making all of this terrain that looks exactly the same. They basically just buy it and slap it together.

>we want to eliminate all of the stuff that made an MMO good
Sounds about right.

>>718610376
How does this relate to Riot?

>>718610749
>>718610780
But everyone knows WoWfags are addicted and will never leave their dealer

fellowSKIP

>>718610297
Oh there was also a diablo like that looked kinda cool. You travel to dying worlds working for a god and collecting stuff. Early access tho.

>>718610660
>and yet, another developer manages to botch the basic premise of getting money from the suspiciously wealthy furry by not including the animal that is on the title

>>718610802
MMOs already started that over a decade ago they are just finishing it

>>718610736
why'd they rip off hades

>Brithis "male" announcer
>OI m8 I would wet meself from fear I would
keep in mind this is how the elites see all males and it's why they think men can turn into women

Ok this one looks kino

Vidya is ded.

COMMON RUZZIA W

>>718610907
he's irish m9

>>718610686
September 25

ayyy the capcom booth looks good
https://x.com/capcomusa_/status/1958131920673366221?s=46

Oh it’s the giant game with the weird Soviet guy and not a hot anime girl, DOA

>the giant white in the sky man told me to steal the TV
Nigger simulator

>>718610952
same shithole.

>>718610808
You claimed Steam was bigger because riot "lies" about numbers and it doesn't count.
This shows Valve is just as dishonest.

>>718610965
Gamescom looks so much cooler than all the conventions we get in the US

>>718610926
>rape all the people you want while the big guy in the sky isn't watching
I agree, sounds kino

>>718610973
Soviet oppression simulator. If you hate commies you'd probably like the game

Call me crazy but I think the devs of this game might like Halo

Yandere simulator got crazy

Another space peasant simulator

>Yandere AI girlfriend
Interesting premise
>open world survival crafting
No...

tumblr game

this anime fighting robots game looks cool

>>718610736
>>718610680
its not towa i was talking about. Was called hotel barcelona

>>718609658
M$ are literally falling for the meme
GNU/Linux is now considered stable for gayming and people actually bitch about lack of support

please just one good video game

Modders do u r job

Gamescom more like Gameslop

Do you think we can get Trump to make black people and trannies banned from being or making games?

>>718611235
Actual CP in thread, mods are asleep

>>718611246
The games would be the same.

>>718611246
We just have to show him the absolute state of the games industry

>>718611246
You will never be white, mutt.

>trying to spin your unoptimized game into a benchmark test

Bold move, let’s see how it plays out

>>718611246
Maybe, but he'll tax you a few extra % for bibi

>>718611246
He's too busy raising taxes to send to Isreal

>>718611332
That's not even a pedo, just some retard cuck trying to get attention

>>718611332
where

>>718610297
Dark Switch and Monsters Are Coming seemed cool and had demos
Some others seemed neat but I'll have to scrub back for them

>>718611246
How many kids are you offering him?

>>718611432
>he lacks the critical information
it's not even actual CP

I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF CARDSLOP

YO, was that a few seconds of relatively unique gameplay?

>>718611382
You're wrong nigger

I love card games

Will I get timeout in /v/ if I just send zzzzzzz?

>pedoposting
>trumpposting
What a coincidence.

I could get the old jewess or boomer being cringe, but these two fags have family members and friends who will be watching their massive cringe fagshow. How do none of them just tell them they look massively homosexual and retarded? Like, their parents watch this? Or do they stay in the closet about what their jobs are?

wow, a game were I can't see shit and have to walk blind
revolutionary

>>718611590
They are making like 100k easily anon

>>718611526
clean your nails

>>718611176
>>>>>>>anime
More like "grew up on anime but hates the culture and wants to 'fix' the problematic parts of it" tumblr trash.

>>718611590
>How do none of them just tell them they look massively homosexual and retarded?
That's just normal in the UK

>>718611590
This might be one of the least socially adjusted posts I have ever seen on this website. Have you ever worked a job that wasn't fast food or retail btw?

ok but when is GOOD games ???

SAAAAAAAAAR

SAAAAAAAAR

here we go

SAAAR

kek wtf

>>718611637
Cope, turd worlder

>>718611526
Nice olive tone and dark hair, ese.

please do the needfull

>>718611246
The most liberal and woke people connected to games I see are mostly white. White people are mostly to blame for censorships and moral panics. Especially canadians, british and australians. You must stop pretending all the problems come from blacks and trannies in order to enact real change.

SAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR

HAHAHAHAHHA

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>>718611676
roofing, painting, farm work.
what does this have to do with two british homosexuals emarassing themselves on TV?

VEER MAHAN IS COMING TO VIDEO GAMES

Indian soulslop has entered the stage lmao

>>718611560
You know that it's bipartisan on the both sides.
It's the "epstein didn't killed himself" - "as my old friend epstein used to say.." political line.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DO THE NEEEEEEDDFULLLLL

I wish there was a good firefighter sim

the wukong of bollywood

>>718611765
Post hand, shitskin
Oh wait, you won't, lmao!

>>718611798
(sadly) they're making more money by being goofballs for an hour

town of zoz looks like a good anime game

>OMG do the saving put out the fires we love our first responders!
They literally stand there for 90% of the job. You have to know someone to even become a firefighter anymore because it's such a do-nothing dream job.

>>718611526
>muhands.jpg
More like mudhands.jpg.

beaner game

>low fps animation
die

>>718611798
Oh god, you're one of those people. What is up with day laborers and all being massive fucking retards?
>what does this have to do with two british homosexuals emarassing themselves on TV?
A program host being cringe. Such an unheard of scenario. You can't possibly think every presenter in the world has the charisma of Alex Trebek, do you? Oh wait, you're a day laborer, you don't think at all.
I'm sure their parents are very proud of them!

>>718611742
>>718611746
>>718611754
>>718611781
Notice how there were no toilets in that trailer?

>>718610660
so we went from neon purple diversity slop to QUICK HIDE THEIR FACES diversity slop?

>>718611957
I would think a program presenter should at least have a level of charisma higher than a roofer.

why is it so hard to show gameplay

>>718612038
I would say they are on par with literally every other side show in the industry. Actually, significantly better than shit like the nintendo treehouse, if they even still do that garbage.

>>718611942
More like muhammad, kek

>>718611942
HOW MUCH WHITER DO I HAVE TO BE YOU FUCKING PAJEET. POST YOUR HANDS OR STFU

Why do you guys love Indians so much?

i mute the stream whenever it switches back to those 2 faggots

>>718612178
lose weight. eat raw meat. stop eating fake food.

>>718611246
Best you can do with race is "only japanese people can develop games" and that will not work as well as it would in the 90's
If you were to make a wish to kyubey to fix game, it would need to be a "remove internet culture from the games and movies".
Gone woke, gone cringe memes, gone bad writing in general, gone absolutely fucking cringe right wing shit that might be included soon...

>>718611013
Except first, Riots numbers are their own while Steam charts aren't technically Steam' numbers
Secondly, Steam never claimed that the active players in places like Steam charts are active players just those with the game open.
And thirdly, TF2 is one small game compared to the other games on Steam and more important, and as the other anon said, Riot has free MAU for 3 games while Steam has active users paying hundreds of games.

>>718612223
kek that’s what I’ve been doing too with lady d and that other guy

>>718612178
CLEAN YOUR FUCKING KEYBOARD, YOU MONKEY SLOB

Bro nobody for even 0.1s even thought your game looked like a an actual old game.

>>718612178
Be careful not to leave any arm hairs in my kebab, chef!

>in-game cutscene footage
kek

>meta jrpg
not sure how I feel

that really looked like an old game

This mic quality

<>Omh my game is soooo meta it's got pixel art and has meta interactions just like deadpool you can break the game, WOWO, the screen flipped 180 degrees that is so crazy the rotate wow the game truly is so broken and meta

girl, invest into a fucking mic before you record promotional material with it

New thread

OMG IS THAT A LE HECKING CAPYBARA? A HECKING WHOLESOME CAPY BLAPPY??

Cozychads…Are we home?

>The capybara game with a potato mic looks the most fun so far
...
thank you, canada.

she sounds fat and bpd

>>718612513
She sounded really nice anon

NEW BAKE, QUICK!

>>718612473
>NOOOOOOOO I WANT A SEXUALIZED FURRY MASCOT WITH TATTOO AND PIERCING AND HE MAKES DIRTY JOKES ALL THE TIME

NEW BREAD
>>718612572
>>718612572
>>718612572

>>718612431
>>718612451
Sounds like a girlfriend so fucking lazy she just sent the audio (dev is the boyfriend of course)

>>718612247
And 90% of the players on Steam play the f2p games, your point being?

rate FAGS @ Gamescom showcase