Thread 718641017

They made a generic 3rd person pew pew game in a year of our lord 2025 lmao

>They made a generic 3rd person pew pew game
holy based

>>718641017 (OP)
me see Diana's tiny bare feet licky lick
me buy game

>>718641080
get him boys

>>718641017 (OP)
this shit is what the pedophiles of /v/ couldn't help with being hyped? man you nonces are absolutely pathetic, get a grip

>>718641017 (OP)
>They made a generic 3rd person pew pew game in a year of our lord 2025 lmao
but with cunny

it plays like 2010s slop

>>718641402
>it plays like [the golden era of videogames]
yeah, it's great

>>718641017 (OP)
yeah im just waiting for the model to be ripped, couldnt care less about the game

>>718641017 (OP)
That's basically bananza but with guns

>>718641080
for me it's her soft silky hair
I want to brush it while she sits on my lap

>>718641017 (OP)
>damage numbers

>>718641017 (OP)
Big boss fights are so fucking stupid and lazy.

>>718641017 (OP)
this will only sell because of the blonde kid

>>718643889
she is basically the entire game

>>718642579
I like that kind of thing.

>>718641017 (OP)
We could've had Lost Planet 7 by now

I always said the reason Pragmata was in dev hell was because all the "vision" for this game as simply blonde loli and they couldn't figure out how to make an actual fun game, looks like I was right

plot twist, after one hour, she is replaced by a kemo kid

>>718641017 (OP)
Looks like shit. Enough with the kid sidekick gimmick Donkey Kong at least makes since because its a game for children anywhere else is weird/gay.

>>718641017 (OP)
What's the kid do? Tech attacks for you, just take up screen and back space?

Is it going to be the exact same minigame for hacking for every single enemy?
How do you keep that interesting for 8 hours?

>>718649189
>weird
You’re giving me the ick

>How to we make our generic 3rd person shooter stand out?
>add a minigame mid fight

it even has the don't stand in fire mechanics. incredible. we're just completely creatively bankrupt as a species now, huh?

>>718641017 (OP)
>oh no, they made a fun video game, how could they
Go back to AAA slop, loser, this looks fun

>>718649556
are you describing nier automata?

>>718650174
This IS aaa slop you stupid motherfucker

>>718641017 (OP)
I don't think Capcom is capable of anything other than generic. They can go all out with cool designs, graphics and unique settings, but when it comes to the gameplay you can't name one single Capcom game that's made in the past 10 years that isn't generic

>>718650174
>capcom
>AAA
what is he smoking?

>>718651325
>>718650759

Game looks terrible. Sleek sci-fi is also such a shit aesthetic. It all looks exactly the same.

>>718650759
Well, this AAA slop has GAMEPLAY and looks FUN, something many of these other pieces of shit nowadays don't have.

>lost planet: loli edition
ayo this shit bussin fr

>>718641017 (OP)
As opposed to the dozens of FPS games with totally epic ADS gameplay that release on a daily basis?

>actual fun game comes out
>/v/iscord fumes and seethes impotently
kek

>>718641181
At least we like fertile girls, not old hags whose ovaries have shriveled up from sucking too many semen in their birth canal.

>>718641589
>2010s
>golden era
I honestly can't tell if you're trolling or just some retarded zoomer

>>718641017 (OP)
That looks like a Lost Planet 2 mecha. Why are you doing this to me Capcom?

>>718652274
How does it feel knowing that you are an an unironic incel (tranny in training wheels) who has to hide behind pedophilia so he doesn't have to accept the fact he's a loser? Feel free to answer, i'm out of here

>>718641017 (OP)
Just my thing.

>>718641589
Based

>>718642232
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>>718641017 (OP)
What's the big ass candy crush thing on the right?

>>718643235
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>>718643456
>>718643603

>>718651659
>looks FUN
describe the fun aspect. and no, backpack loli doesn't count.

>>718657607
>>718657694
they don't work man, stop rubbing it in :(

The steam reviews will be full of people talking about Diana's feet. It will sell.

>>718641017 (OP)
>TPS but you have to play a shitty mini game at the same time
So they cut the shit out of DD2 dev time/budget but greenlit this piece of shit and even gave it multiple delays. No wonder Itsuno left this fuck ass company.

needs chopping blocks and crafting stuff

So wait, You control the character like a TPS but while doing that you also solving puzzles?
How the fuck does that even work?

>>718657792
The gameplay

>>718657792
doing puzzles under duress is fun.

>>718658871
D-pad for puzzles- so obviously you're going to want some space between you and the foes before doing inputs.

WHERE THE FUCK IS LOST PLANET?

>>718657792
The mechanics remind me of how TWEWY made you split your attention.

Learned masking for this, but the other thread died in the meantime.

>>718657607
>>718657631
>>718657662
>>718657694
What the hell do you keep linking dead posts for

>Damage numbers
>minigames trash
>QTEs
>Slow as shit
>No real gameplay
>pedoshit
That's not a generic 3rd person shooter.

>>718660079
don't worry about it

>>718660158
retard

>>718660206
tranny

>>718650174
>this looks fun
are you a woman?

>>718660229
jeet

>>718659987
kek not bad

>>718641017 (OP)
Is capcom just incapable of making interesting looking games now? This looks like total western, generic slop, the only people who are excited are pedos. If you've run out of ideas and can't make compelling new IP then lost planet is right there.

>>718659987
incredible memey dear marketer!

>>718641402
kino

>>718659859
That was the dumbest, worst part of twewy

>>718641402
slop

>>718641017 (OP)
>Vanquish for geriatrics
Die crapcom die
>>718660392
This company has so many fun IPs with iconic characters in its vault yet sleeps on almost all of them.

>>718660829
>nucrapcom
>musclefags at the front
>boobies covered up or sidelined
OG CapGODS would have put up the booba babes and flattest lolis front and center.

>>718652274
Little girls that have not even ovulated are the opposite of fertile retard
Also this is a robot, she is not fertile either way

6/10 on metascore

>>718661564
probably.

>>718659824
It's L2 plus face buttons, so you can still move, aim, and shoot while doing it. If it gets intense enough it kinda reminds me of TWEWY.

3rd person game
>requires player character model
>requires player character animations
>requires camera system
>requires finer detail when it comes to player combat due to collisions
1st person game
>requires none of that, which is why most indie games are 1st person slopfest thrown together in UE
know the difference

I will patiently wait for Diana's game full release without any reservations or complaints.

>>718641017 (OP)
This looks cool enough to me.

>>718662215
Capcom wishes they had made Fight Knight instead of this generic shit

>>718660520
>the main mechanic of the game is the worst part
Based TWEWY filtering retards even decades later.

>>718641017 (OP)
I liked most of it but the last big boss fight.
Did robo girl just stun him like three times?

>>718662583
Same, I just want some comfy exploration puzzle game

I like the part where you have generic Marvel action quips being relayed to you at all times. I get lonely when an NPC isn’t constantly dispensing feedback at every little action you do or distracting you with exposition.

>>718648791
Cringe

>>718641017 (OP)
looks good

>>718645357
why you gotta hurt me like that?

>>718641402
I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that's just like a tutorial for how to use the meter on the bottom left otherwise this doesn't really make sense

>>718660829
they made a street fighter game like a fucking year ago.

>>718641017 (OP)
>*shows coolest thing ever*
>"this fucking sucks actually!" *smug face*
Every time...

>>718641017 (OP)
Does Diana have a "Grip Gun" too?

>>718641017 (OP)
This unironically looks terrible

>>718668852
>coolest thing ever
What's cool about literal Xbox dudebro style goyslop, this is the worst thing this could have possibly turned into

>>718669241
You are underage. Get off this site.

>>718669241
He posted Onimai shit
better to ignore the garbage poster

>>718669285
I'm 35 years old

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>>718641651
>>718641878

>>718642031
>>718642156
>>718642213

>>718669431
>>718669528
I have it and it never shows "hidden" files, your script sucks and doesn't work

I think my favorite thing about pragmata is how hugh man's suit has a professionally constructed rig for a little girl android to ride on which heavily implies such a set up was commonplace and just part of everday life. Like, imagine showing up to work, clocking in, grabbing your suit and loli doid out of your locker, and getting to work.

>>718670463
Or showing up to your office job and you have a little loli bot secretary waiting for you at your cubicle.

>>718669241
There are no other games like this. Also giant robots will never not be cool.

>take game
>remove little girl clinging to my back

there i have fixed your game it will now be good

I really like this game too. All this dooming going around recently seems forced and artificial to me. Like there's some kind of organized group emotionally invested in seeing the game fail. Very weird.

>>718671313
this happens to all capcom games
the tendie trooncord is real

diddy epstein spaceship ahh game

>>718671313
loli triggers the tourists and newfags like nothing else. remember, these zoomers grew up on reddit and twitter where callout culture is the norm, and landing a pedo accusation is like the ultimate dopamine rush.

>>718671616
I'm a lolicon and I fucking hate Onimai

>>718671546
>tfw you accidentally active diana's freakoff setting
AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE DIANA HIME PLS, IT'S BEEN 12 HRS I NEED TO REST

>>718671694
>I'm a lolicon
I just don't believe you

>>718641017 (OP)
how the f*ck are you supposed are you supposed to play this with mouse? wasd to move shooter guy, mouse for camera, how the f*ck do you do you control the dpad minigame?

>>718671949
Don't you have a controller?

>>718671949
you'd need to take your thumb off the move stick to use the dpad anyway.

>>718671949
foot pedal

>>718641402
>cant fail qte
this is gonna be yet another yellow paint accessibility slop like stellar blade and mh wilds, their zombie remaster, and dragons dogma 2

>>718671949
niece

>>718670753
Sauce?

>>718672002
i'm not gonna play aim intensive action games with a goofy ahh controller bucko

>>718672087
you know what this makes perfect sense because ... im tired to explain

>>718672014
>take your thumb off the move stick
Camera stick

>>718671949
>japanese game
>mouse

>>718671949
>asdf movement
>qwer hacking

>>718672181
left stick is always for movement.

>>718670762
>There are no other games like this.
There are no AAA games with basic and extremely easy to solve puzzle minigames? Everything about this feels wrong to me.
>numbers on damage
>the characters never shut up
>QTEs
>weapons have limited usage and break
>everything is extremely slow
>entire gameplay demo was just a gauntlet of tiny rooms entirely for the purpose of segregated combat encounters/puzzles

>>718671842
Can't you see them obnoxiously avatarfagging in this thread? they're outcast even among lolicons.

>>718672443
arent you the gay fma schizo

>>718641402
>"Overdrive Protocol - Initiate!"
Just like my goofy 1990's Gundams <3

>>718672120
>he doesn't know one of the most popular OCs in the baraag loli scene
stay gatekept, homo.

>>718672320
Yes. And that's not the hand you'll be using for the puzzle, see the gameplay

>>718672035
it's a tutorial for QTE's you utter fucking moron

>>718672652
ok and?

>>718672650
so you're saying the face buttons are going to be used like a dpad.

>>718672493
No.

I suggest we start referring to games like this as cunny slop. Just absolutely brainless, bland gameplay propped up by sloppy cunnies.

>>718660392
this game probably had an interesting concept that made its way through approval processes, landed on some product managers desk, and was promptly gutted by marketing according to the manager's performance-reviewed operating procedure.

>>718672716
meaning it's not "can't fail QTE's" or " yellow paint accessibility slop", how is it that you couldn't put two and two together and I had to explain it to you? Are you fucking stupid?

>>718672306
pain

>>718672995
you make people feel dumber when you calmly explain something that should be completely obvious. you validate them when you can't resist peppering insults.

>>718672716
tutorials are always easy

>>718672941
I imagine it went something like this
>producer-san, here is the game we want to make
>what is this? why this little girl?
>well, you see, we want player to form emotional connection with sidekick so-
>why is the little girl japanese?
>what?
>make her blonde little girl with blue eyes.
>I guess we could
>good. little blond girls are very kawaii, like april-chan. in fact, make the girl look like april.

>>718673242
is weakness, leaving the body

>>718673295
>you validate them when you can't resist peppering insults.
nta but retards should be mocked and bullied, not coddled.

>>718673526
not sure why you think insults work in an anonymous space. they just make (you) look mad

>>718673673
not sure why you think you should treat someone very obviously acting in bad faith as if they're not.

>>718673673
I don't think it matters if I "appear" mad, because they're still retarded.
They're so simple they disregard facts because the same person stating them insulted their lack of intelligence.

>>718641017 (OP)
But it has children so the pdfs here will gobble it up

>>718641017 (OP)
Better than soulslop.

>>718673885
because that's the only way to really shame them

>>718674057
you sound like you were born yesterday. naive ass nigga.

>>718641017 (OP)
>hitstop
>that shitfuck of a "minigame"
>third person perspective
Slop.

>>718674176
>t. mad

>>718674230
*Cunny Slop

>>718674026
>pdfs
This is not YT, R*ddit or Twitter lil bro, you can say the big bad word here no problem

>>718660196
i want to worry about it

>>718641017 (OP)
Lol they are copying DK:Bananza

>>718674514
yeah. I already have cunny slop fatigue

>>718674279
That is even worse. And what is even worse that "loli" doesnt even look right as a kid. Its repulsive.
>need loli droid to do hacking
And that is impractical to boot. They could've used AI and holograph projection, but no...
Anyway, shit game from gaemplay perspective, loli or no.
>japanese games
Shit.
>capcom
the worst shit of them all.

I really really really HATE Pragmata.

>>718652097
Cope tourist

Back in the day this shit will get banned instantly

>>718674514
>>718674604
>nintendo invented kdis

The year of tough guys carrying barefooted children

>>718641017 (OP)
it can be the worse game in history, will break every record of sells for the loli only. BG3? will look like pennies.

>>718657607
Is it just on my end that the mp4s aren't working? Or is that the same for anyone else

>>718659987
>cromartie reference
I fucking kneel holy shit

>>718671949
Like DOTA2

>>718641017 (OP)
what's with the match 3 looking shit

Diana

>>718674874
Ask the board 99% will agree

>>718641017 (OP)
I like those stats/def down effects

>>718641017 (OP)
Hugh Mongus

>>718641402
cuuuuuuuuuuuute

Literal slop lmao

This is just so odd, it's like they bolted a generic 50 million budget AAA game to bejeweled. After exoprimal and wilds and dd2 and sf6 it's starting to feel like kusoge era Capcom is back.

>>718677018
New onimusha also looks 'meh' at best

/v/ is the only place doomposting over this game. Even the e-celebs who hated DD2 have said Pragmata is fun.

>>718671949
WASD + Mouse + Directional Keys(or whatever)

>>718677018
Prag looks like a masterworks compared exoprimid, street milds 6, monster milds, and dogmilds 2.

>>718641017 (OP)
The entire gimmick of this game reminds me of the OG the world ends with you which is extremely fucking based. I will 100% play this!

>>718677568
The game is completely forgettable, it literally does nothing new but the clunky hacking part

>>718649658
> The ick
slayyy qwueeeen!

>>718677780
So you've played it? How'd you get a pre release copy?

>>718677780
>forgettable
Last game I remember that had a real time minigame for hacking enemies was Bioshock 2, which was a while ago. And it was just a simple reflex test in that game.

This game isn't even being made by a Japanese guy. The director is korean and the only thing he's done with Capcom is make REmake 3.

>>718677568
Wanna make a bet? You people cultishly defended dd2 as well. There are better games to be excited for.

>>718677865
No anon I never played it, all the gameplay footage we saw is pointing to be something beyond forgettable like Exoprimal

>hack shit
>shoot shit
repeat

>>718678039
I don'tt care. Japanese Capcom consulted real American niggers so they could make Kimberley as ugly as possible in SF6, meanwhile Gooks made Stellar Blade.

>>718678432
>Gooks made Stellar Blade.
But stellar blade is garbage. There's a reason it was immediately forgotten the second it released on PC, it's always like that with console exclusives. Retards just don't know any better because they live in a tiny bubble and hype up obvious trash.

>>718671949
arrow keys you dumb motherfucker, you are not actually shooting on the hacking minigame, quickly use your left hand on the arrow keys and be done with it

>>718678432
>consulted real American niggers
just like during SF2 days

>>718678784
We could've had this Blanka.

>>718678039
Explains why it isn't some woke tranny nigger slop walking simulator faggotry.

>>718677742
>OG the world ends with you
Did they fuck up the new one?

>>718641402
I thought the hacking mini-game was embarrassing. What's even the point of including something like this?

>>718641017 (OP)
Seems like an easy 95+ score game to me. Good job Capcom. You did it.

>>718648352
It's obvious when all you got to present is a model of the half protag. At this point Vtmb2 looks more promising (it doesn't overall).

>generic
there are other tps/puzzle games where you play as a cosmonaut with a backpack loli?

>>718679685
Nice try choo jung kwa

>>718680809
CUNNY!

>>718641402
Is this game literally just unironic pedobait?

>>718641017 (OP)
Nigga what the fuck is this clown shit?

How nice of the enemies to create glowing red circles so that I know where to move to avoid their attacks!

>>718681306
AI assisted HUD obviously. It actually makes sense in this game.

>>718681306
It's AR you stupid gorilla nigger.

>>718641017 (OP)
The setting looks comfy thoughie, especially if you're the only human. It reminds me of Portal 2.

where/whens the city setting?

>>718681556
moon/future

I do think it's gonna be funny when this is the biggest flop of the year and Crapcom has to come to terms with the fact a tiny minority of unironic pedophiles convinced them otherwise

>>718681871
Anon they're a japanese company, they don't need convincing.

>>718676882
*Literal cunny slop lmao

>>718678039
>The director is korean
Oh, so that's why it actually looks good.

>>718641017 (OP)
As opposed to...what? Generic first person pew pew?

>>718641017 (OP)
>guy is covered in armor
>loli on his back barely wears anything other than a jacket
How is she not dead?

>>718683165
She's a robot.

>>718683165
How else will she poop and pee?

>>718683165
she is impossible to hit

>take a disingenuous photo of the screen littered will VFX from a youtube compressed video
Oh hey, i can do that too
haha literal slop lmao

>>718684241
*littered with

>>718678595
>But stellar blade is garbage
Why do anons come on here and just act like niggers???

>>718677568
>e-celebs shilling new shit
>this time it will be good, for real
Nigger, it's always the same with you plebians. Look look, my influencer said it's gonna be good. It's the exact same shit we've got since gamer gate.

>>718686792
Another content creator that absolutely loved it. Add them to the list bros.

>>718686792
>it genuinely feels like a fresh new idea not tried before
>of all the games I played at the event this was the one that struck with me the most
>extremely satisfying experience
>feels very special, beautiful, gorgeous
>super optimized
>very good, smooth gameplay mechanics
>everything was top-tier across the board
>it's not getting as much attention as it deserves
>the production value is stunning
>in my list of most wanted games to play

>>718689283
>extremely satisfying experience
>feels very special, beautiful, gorgeous

>>718641017 (OP)
looks like garbage.
I really hoped it would be more in spirit of ICO

>>718641017 (OP)
The only good game Capcom has made in 5 years was a third person shooter, so I'm fine with that.

>>718641017 (OP)
When will they add Hugh Mungus to MvC?

>>718686792
i'm just worried how it will look on any older card with how much the RT reflections are a part of the game's identity. the demo was on a 5090 so of course it's going to run smooth on it but how is the RE Engine going to scale its RT to slower cards? if it scales as well as Doom The Dark Ages that would be ideal but I don't exactly trust them with that

>>718691430
yep, that's /v/'s contrarianfagging alright

>>718641017 (OP)
>Damage number
>Stagger bar
>>718641402
>easy as fuck QTE
Mein gott

>>718694428
more like mein goty

It looks awful honestly. Cunny on the back is cool idea but would work better in fantasy (cunny witch).