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Anonymous No.718740313 >>718740475 >>718743972 >>718744087 >>718744862 >>718748363 >>718751982 >>718752320 >>718752514 >>718753450 >>718758945
Battle Droids! I'm on them!
Anonymous No.718740421 >>718742582
>Audio trace detected
Anonymous No.718740475 >>718747175 >>718755498
>>718740313 (OP)
Anonymous No.718742582
>>718740421
WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!
Anonymous No.718743972 >>718760754
>>718740313 (OP)
>only ever play as standard b1 on neaboo in bf1
only issue with these games
Anonymous No.718744087 >>718745819
>>718740313 (OP)
Fucking clankers
Anonymous No.718744168 >>718744681 >>718744825
It’s a Polis Massacre!
Anonymous No.718744681
>>718744168
i recently discovered droids can survive on the meteor's surface
a cool little detail
Anonymous No.718744716
roger roger
Anonymous No.718744825
>>718744168
Anonymous No.718744862
>>718740313 (OP)
I wish I was "on them".
Anonymous No.718744975
MagnaGuards should have been a melee class that was a like a weaker version of a jedi hero.
Anonymous No.718745576 >>718749081 >>718761953
Currently playing Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds.
The Trade Federation campaign was pretty cool, it actually felt like a real invasion.
Disrupting critical infrastructure, smashing capitals, commando-style operation to kidnap Gungan leaders to find their capital and finally, smashing that one.
Also, the Naboo death screams, holy shit, those screams....
Anonymous No.718745819
>>718744087
Don't mind if I do
Anonymous No.718747175
>>718740475
Just like in the simulations.
Anonymous No.718747224 >>718747347 >>718747541 >>718748317
what would b1 droid pussy feel and taste like?
Anonymous No.718747347 >>718747547
>>718747224
cold and hard
Anonymous No.718747541
>>718747224
Nute Gunray specifically asked that they be as realistic as possible.
Anonymous No.718747547 >>718747620
>>718747347
would b2 super pussy be hot and soft?
Anonymous No.718747620
>>718747547
no
Anonymous No.718747643 >>718747714 >>718747874 >>718747954 >>718748357 >>718748546 >>718756217 >>718758715
He had the control of most powerful droid army, trade, bankers, tech, advertisement, separatists, basically everything. What the fuck was this retard waiting for? He could have been the hero of the galaxy but most importantly bring a new age of prosperity with droids. What a waste.
Fuck human armies.
Anonymous No.718747714
>>718747643
He's a vampire please understand
Anonymous No.718747874
>>718747643
He thought he could use the One Ring for himself
Anonymous No.718747954
>>718747643
He had George Lucas for a writer
Anonymous No.718748042 >>718748378 >>718748392 >>718759187 >>718760002
Anonymous No.718748214
B1 battle droids have detachable penis or vagina parts
Anonymous No.718748265
BLOODY CLANKERS!!
Anonymous No.718748317
>>718747224
Nickels and lead paint.
Anonymous No.718748357
>>718747643
He was waiting for Alice Cooper’s version of his theme.
Anonymous No.718748363 >>718748421 >>718748462 >>718748819 >>718748907
>>718740313 (OP)
These fuckers would be pretty scary if they wouldn't talk
Anonymous No.718748378 >>718748462
>>718748042
Cmon, any B2 in melee range would absolutely murder you
Anonymous No.718748392
>>718748042
I love B1s. I don't know how they managed to make the useless goons be so likeable.
Anonymous No.718748421
>>718748363
But anooooon, we need our comic relief!
Anonymous No.718748462 >>718748729
>>718748363
That's what the B2s were for. Then Lucas changed his mind.
>>718748378
He's got bullshit mandalorian armor. He survived getting repeatedly curb stomped by a dark trooper earlier in the series.
Anonymous No.718748529 >>718748725 >>718750348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TSqjRgh2ZY
Love how Lucas predicted 2024.
But it was originally about Bush
Anonymous No.718748546 >>718748624
>>718747643
>what was dooku's problem?
he was evil, the separatists were never allowed to win and existed to push the republic into becoming the empire

the empire was always the main goal
dooku didn't care about the separatists, he wanted the empire
grievous didn't care about the separatists, he just wanted to kill jedi
ventress surprisingly is sympathetic to the separatists, at least post-war
Anonymous No.718748575
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Anonymous No.718748624 >>718749219
>>718748546
>dooku didn't care about the separatists, he wanted the empire
Is that so? Was he not also duped by Pamperchu?
Anonymous No.718748725 >>718749425
>>718748529
>ukraine flag
opinion discarded
Anonymous No.718748729
>>718748462
The fuck is some armor going to do against blunt impact from a super battle droid that can bend steel and punch trough reinforced walls.
If the show wasn't shit the dumbass in the armor would not be getting up for a long time and if he didn't have silly amounts of plot armor he would be 100% dead.
The force doesn't just dissapear, it would be all transfered, into his head in this case. The armor would be fine and his brain would be scrambled eggs.

The show is shit.
Anonymous No.718748770
Anonymous No.718748819
>>718748363
They'd be scary if their computer brains actually let them have the combat proficiency of an aimbot
Anonymous No.718748907
>>718748363
Lucas comes up with the coolest fucking villains ever and then pussies out when he realizes there's no easy way for the heroes to fight them.
Anonymous No.718749081
>>718745576
There's a really good Star Wars total conversion mod for Total Annihilation thats worth playing too. No campaign but it comes with a bunch of maps i think.
Anonymous No.718749195 >>718749230 >>718749251 >>718749491 >>718751558 >>718752932 >>718758767 >>718759358
Say it
Anonymous No.718749219 >>718749287
>>718748624
He was a dupe, but he wasn’t a full on dupe. He knew that the ultimate plan was to use the separatists as a ruse to militarise the republic and kill off the Jedi, but he didn’t know that he was considered disposable when Palpatine found a better option.
Anonymous No.718749230
>>718749195
no
Anonymous No.718749251
>>718749195
His hairline being 2 inches from his eyebrows is a clear giveaway of his low intellect.
Aww look at his expression, what a funny loaf, you can almost hear the chipmunk running on his wheel in his head. So precious.
Anonymous No.718749287
>>718749219
he was also hoarding money extorted from not only his people but other separatist worlds
>the republic is corrupt and we should leave
>proceeds to become as corrupt as the republic proving that he was just lying and never gave a shit about what he said
Anonymous No.718749425
>>718748725
Get droned
Anonymous No.718749491
>>718749195
fuck you for selling the franchise
Anonymous No.718750348 >>718752475
>>718748529
Lucas really said "history doesn’t repeat, but it rhymes" and then dropped prophetic space politics wrapped in laser swords and space wizards. Dude straight up looked at the post-9/11 world and went "yeah, this won't get better" and made the prequels. People clowned on him at the time, now it’s like watching a documentary with better costumes.
Anonymous No.718751558
>>718749195
I give him 8 years
Anonymous No.718751982
>>718740313 (OP)
>tfw they were made weak on purpose
>tfw they were controlled opposition
>tfw it was all a war against peace
George was a genius.
Anonymous No.718752320
>>718740313 (OP)
Anonymous No.718752425
>People are trying to say Clanker is a bad word now.

Oh, boy. What a world we live in.
Anonymous No.718752475 >>718759902
>>718750348
>Dude straight up looked at the post-9/11 world and went "yeah, this won't get better" and made the prequels
Phantom Menace is from 99
Anonymous No.718752514 >>718752789
>>718740313 (OP)
would
Anonymous No.718752789 >>718752979
>>718752514
Anonymous No.718752891 >>718754287
Looks like the wall doesn't spare any species.

Fuck disney btw.
Anonymous No.718752932
>>718749195
I'm not apologising, because I don't have anything to apologise for.
Anonymous No.718752979
>>718752789
This is why Anakin committed all those war crimes during the Clone Wars.
Anonymous No.718753450
>>718740313 (OP)
Oil burner
Anonymous No.718754287 >>718754314
>>718752891
>disney
you mean filoni
he just couldnt let her go
Anonymous No.718754314
>>718754287
Nothing made after George is canon, you son of a bitch.
Anonymous No.718755498 >>718756367 >>718757975
>>718740475
Anonymous No.718756217 >>718757645
>>718747643
>Retard hasn't read the RotS novelization
Dooku knew about the Empire, the CIS were always a bunch of tools to help tranform the Republic, they were never meant to win. Furthermore, Dooku purposefully gave the CIS all the things he hated so that they'd be discriminated against during the Empire (Alien leaders, independent companies, droids. Dooku was a humanocentrist who believed in the government controlling every single facet of life and aliens being second-rate citizens)

Of course he's still betrayed by Palpatine because he's less strong than Anakin/Vader, who is the strongest Force user alongside his son to ever live, but he was still more of an ally and apprentice to Palpatine than Maul was at the end of the day.
Anonymous No.718756367
>>718755498
A machine learning carnal pleasure is my secret fetish
Anonymous No.718756579
>explodes into chunks of b1 battle droid upon death
Anonymous No.718757645 >>718757986 >>718759267
>>718756217
>Dooku was a humanocentrist who believed in the government controlling every single facet of life and aliens being second-rate citizens
It's weird how the dark force just scrubs personality most of the time because outside of very vague moments you really don't see a lot of their overarching personalities.
Someone like sheev just seem to be ruling for the sake of being evil with no real needs or desires. So much that they had to make up a bullshit "oh yeah there is a super duper evil force outside the known galaxy" excuse later on.
Anonymous No.718757975
>>718755498
Sauce me bro
Anonymous No.718757986 >>718758336
>>718757645
Palpatine had all the reasons in the galaxy to do what he did, even without the Vong existing.
Anonymous No.718758336
>>718757986
I get this is le funny meme but it is true that Mace was not behaving like a Jedi when he tried to kill Sheev. It's part of the whole idea that the Jedi had lost their way and become corrupt

I don't buy for a sec that Lucas intended them to be perfectly good in the PT. I think that's an opinion he made up after TCW where they're portrayed as one-sided heroes who are occasionally blinded by the dark, rather than the PT Jedi who are clearly arrogant and paranoid, and have larger faults that Luke fixes later on
Anonymous No.718758486
Alright, choose your (TIE) fighter!
Anonymous No.718758715 >>718758793 >>718758880
>>718747643
What was Dooku's idea for a government or ruling body under the CIS? He knew the Republic was corrupt as fuck and the Jedi were also being corrupted as well, so what was his idea to make something better?
Also Dooku is my favorite sith behind Vader
Anonymous No.718758767
>>718749195
Prequel trilogy was fun and I enjoyed all 3 parts. Thank you Mr. Lucas.
Also kill yourself for selling to Disney George you faggot.
Anonymous No.718758793
>>718758715
None. Read the responses before commenting, Dooku was never going to actually put the CIS as a faction (except in retarded Disney lore which hasn't come up with a government for the CIS because the writers are too stupid for that
Anonymous No.718758880 >>718760530
>>718758715
From the literal single scene we have from The Clone Wars, it was just a committee exactly like the republic where he was the chancellor, but every CIS system had equal voting power so he was kinda just a figurehead.
I wonder if Ventress and Grevious ever appeared at public events, like fundraisers or whatever.
Anonymous No.718758945 >>718759080
>>718740313 (OP)
LETS GET FUNKY
Anonymous No.718759080 >>718759151
>>718758945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKPxHqKbk5M
Anonymous No.718759151 >>718759273 >>718759302
>>718759080
>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg_FoEy8T_A
Anonymous No.718759187
>>718748042
Why would you use fucking B2 for that instead of personal militias or selling them as extremely expensive bodyguards for crime lords
Anonymous No.718759267
>>718757645
Dark Side doesn't really scrub personalities, Sith Lords just hide their personal stuff most of the time.

Sheev from birth was a total psycho pretty much as seen in the Plagueis novel. He was also an adrenaline junkie who loved collecting vehicles which is likely still true, I can see him maybe doing personal races with his custom Theta-Class shuttle and other collector ships secretly. He's also always liked the opera and high-class theater as seen in RotS

Dooku was always (at least in Legends) a bit of a psycho too who saw people as either allies or threats, no inbetween. He always had a superiority complex due to being the count of Serenno and didn't believe in ruining his reputation for friendships or whatever (this is a pretty big part of his backstory)
Anonymous No.718759273
>>718759151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLt1eeoHAvo
Anonymous No.718759302
>>718759151
>I'M PICKIN' UP MY BLASTER, PUTTIN' IT ON MY SIDE
>I'M JUMPIN' IN MY FALCON, WOOKIE AT MY SIDE
Anonymous No.718759358
>>718749195
I didn't deserve the treatment when I always liked your work.
Anonymous No.718759495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pCxRELVswc
Anonymous No.718759678 >>718759946
We used to have it so good
Anonymous No.718759902
>>718752475
And attack of the clones was probably mostly finished by time 9/11 happened. It came out 8 months latter 9/11, so I doubt much could’ve possibly changed.
Anonymous No.718759946 >>718760117 >>718760193
>>718759678
https://files.catbox.moe/rnk8dw.mp4
Anonymous No.718760002
>>718748042
Anonymous No.718760117 >>718760193
>>718759946
And the other one: https://files.catbox.moe/hfnplb.mp4
Anonymous No.718760193
>>718760117
>>718759946
kino
Anonymous No.718760530
>>718758880
given that ventress can walk around the galaxy basically unrecognized by most with the exception of military types/those directly involved in the war, I would suspect that the general public didn't know who she was

grievous was probably well known, he's supreme leader of the entire CIS military and 2nd in command to dooku
Anonymous No.718760754
>>718743972
I feel you. Always thought B2s should’ve been a more special unit.
One of the main reasons I mod BF2 is so I can play as phase 1 Clones on every map
Anonymous No.718760857 >>718760984
>Try to play through the campaign on Elite Mode AGAIN
>Get filtered by having to defend the bookcases AGAIN
Having enemies that appear out of thin air that two-shot the thing you're supposed to protect is such good game design.
Anonymous No.718760984 >>718761514
>>718760857
Just sit between two of them and defend them, or focus on one and just keep repairing them every time they take a hit. Pre-place detpacks for the jedi that spawn in and drop down.
Anonymous No.718761514 >>718761762
>>718760984
I don't like cheesing but I guess I'll have to, I've already resorted to parking the vehicle in the gateway to keep the enemies out during the oil refinery defense and force pushing Grevious off the ledge so this playthrough is already very dishonorable.
Anonymous No.718761762
>>718761514
Cheesing? That's just how you do it, man. Other than the grevious thing, you can just kill that doofus by charge attacking him at the right time as obi wan.
Anonymous No.718761953
>>718745576
that game needs a AOE2:DE style remaster.