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Anonymous No.718776668 >>718777507 >>718777608 >>718777881 >>718777942 >>718778129 >>718780487 >>718783931
Dr Eggman Evil Cookies
EGGMAN EVIL COOKIES RECIPE
INGREDIENTS
¾ cup (115 g) macadamia nuts
2 ½ cups (372 g) all-purpose flour
3 cups (300 g) old-fashioned rolled oats
2 teaspoons (8 g) baking powder
1 teaspoon (4 g) kosher salt
1 cup (224 g) unsalted butter, room temperature
½ cup (90 g) light brown sugar
1 cup (230 g) sugar
⅓ cup (105 g) maple syrup
1 egg
2 tablespoons (30 ml) milk
1 teaspoon (5 ml) vanilla paste
1 cup (180 g) dark chocolate chips
1 cup (180 g) chocolate-covered raisins

STEPS
Preheat the oven to 325°F (162° C). Place macadamia nuts on a
baking sheet and bake for 15 minutes, or until golden brown. Set aside to
cool.
Combine flour, oats, baking powder, and salt in a large bowl.
In another large bowl, place the butter and mix until smooth. Add
sugars to butter and mix until smooth. Add the maple syrup, egg, milk, and
vanilla paste.
Slowly mix in the flour mixture. Add macadamia nuts and fold until mixed
well. Divide the dough into two equal portions.
Add the chocolate chips in one bowl and the chocolate covered raisins
in the other bowl, mixed until just combined.
Place the dough, about 2 tablespoons (55 g) at a time, on a baking
sheet and press down slightly into a cookie shape. Repeat until all the
dough has been prepared. Place in the refrigerator for 30 minutes.
Preheat oven to 350°F (177°C). Place in the oven to bake for 16 to 19
minutes.

Make this recipe viral
Anonymous No.718776827 >>718777592 >>718779181
>macadamia nuts

stopped reading there
Anonymous No.718777078 >>718777262
>no eggs
tf
Anonymous No.718777232 >>718777371 >>718777592 >>718778012 >>718781770 >>718784645
>raisins
Anonymous No.718777262 >>718777565
>>718777078
Are you blind?
Anonymous No.718777370
autism
Anonymous No.718777371 >>718781770
>>718777232
The bait and switch of baking ingredients. I like raisins, but they do not belong in cookies.
Anonymous No.718777428
wow, they really are evil cookies
Anonymous No.718777496 >>718777548
Anonymous No.718777507 >>718777592
>>718776668 (OP)
>dark chocolate chips
Just threw up in my mouth a little
Anonymous No.718777548 >>718777676 >>718777751 >>718778220 >>718778874
>>718777496
What were the evil influences.
Anonymous No.718777565
>>718777262
theres no eggs in the recipe, i checked like 4 times
Anonymous No.718777592 >>718777659 >>718777792
>>718776827
>>718777232
>>718777507
What kind of fucked up cookie has nuts raisins and dark chocolate in it?
Anonymous No.718777603
Is someone here going to make these?
share a screenshot if you do
Anonymous No.718777608
>>718776668 (OP)
I like how this recipe has something for everyone to hate.
Anonymous No.718777659
>>718777592
The same ones with macadamia nuts and maple syrup.
Anonymous No.718777676
>>718777548
In addition to dark chocolate and raisins, it also had cranberries and was served with skim milk.
Anonymous No.718777681
eggman evil cookie video
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gPW5S7ISDUU
Anonymous No.718777751
>>718777548
cum
Anonymous No.718777792
>>718777592
An evil one
Anonymous No.718777881
>>718776668 (OP)
Eggman has dogshit taste in cookies. No wonder he's evil.
And Amy is no better.
Anonymous No.718777942 >>718777989
>>718776668 (OP)
is that from the official sonic cook book?
Anonymous No.718777989 >>718778036
>>718777942
yes
Anonymous No.718778002 >>718778194 >>718778307 >>718778735
>1 cup (224 g)
>1 cup (230 g)
>1 cup (180 g)
>burgers will defend this and act like it makes sense
Anonymous No.718778012
>>718777232
>chocolate covered raisins as well
>you're supposed to mix them with the chips before putting it in the dough

That's pure fucking evil
Anonymous No.718778036
>>718777989
ok cool ty
Anonymous No.718778102 >>718778194
>cup
What the fuck kind of measurement is a cup.
Anonymous No.718778129
>>718776668 (OP)
Fuck you, Amy. Stop interfering with the literal geniuses creations you ignorant slut.
Anonymous No.718778194 >>718781701
>>718778002
>>718778102
image being european
Anonymous No.718778220
>>718777548
Hedgehog
Anonymous No.718778307 >>718778405
>>718778002
different materials weight different amounts
Anonymous No.718778405
>>718778307
>different materials weight different amounts
but yall aint ready for that conversation
Anonymous No.718778603 >>718778828 >>718778843 >>718779035 >>718779051 >>718779107
A cup? A big cup, a small cup? What does that even mean?
Anonymous No.718778735
>>718778002
units of volume are a truly terrifying concept
Anonymous No.718778828 >>718783372
>>718778603
>A cup?
Anonymous No.718778843
>>718778603
cup my balls
Anonymous No.718778874
>>718777548
You give them to someone with a nut allergy
Anonymous No.718779035
>>718778603
This is a measuring cup, pretty standard
Anonymous No.718779051
>>718778603
1 English cuppa = ~1.2 American cups
Anonymous No.718779107
>>718778603
About 0.4 stones.
Anonymous No.718779181 >>718779279
What's evil about those? They sound fucking delicious
>>718776827
Look at this nigger fag overdue @ killing himself
Anonymous No.718779279
>>718779181
this nigga eats nuts
Anonymous No.718779608 >>718779686
>nuts
Anonymous No.718779686
>>718779608
WE ARE SO FUCKING BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
Anonymous No.718780092 >>718781770
Anonymous No.718780487
>>718776668 (OP)
>kosher salt
I found the "evil"
Anonymous No.718781060
well, I like the oat and raisin kind. So there.
Anonymous No.718781701 >>718781980
>>718778194
Imagine being so slavewhipped you'll pretend you totally freed yourself of the pesky brits, but still insist on using their archaic system despite a superior system being available.
Anonymous No.718781770 >>718781828
>>718777232
>>718777371
>>718780092
manchildren
Anonymous No.718781828 >>718781908
>>718781770
>t, didn't go to army and eat raising every day in the forest
Anonymous No.718781908
>>718781828
gotta get that gorp in ya
good ol raisins n peanuts
Anonymous No.718781980
>>718781701
The US was originally going to be the 2nd country to use the metric system, but after hostilities arose with France they abandoned the plan and stuck with the Brit system.
Anonymous No.718783372
>>718778828
gdi hahah
Anonymous No.718783931
>>718776668 (OP)
>evil cookies
>they remove the evil
THEN WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT?
Anonymous No.718784359
I love raisins in oatmeal cookies. But if it's in "chocolate" chip cookie, it's bad.
Anonymous No.718784645
>>718777232
They're called EVIL cookies not TASTY cookies you fucking dolt.