Thread 718846650

It's 9AM. I'm think about cracking open the first natty and complaining about my life to random children on VRchat. Is this a good plan? I'm usually too much of a bitch to talk to anyone on vrchat.

>>718846650 (OP)
>talking to children online as an adult
Not a good look

>>718846728
I'll talk to adults, it's just that everyone on that game is a squeaker + sybau

>>718846728
a person who isnt a nonce can talk to a child without wanting to rape them
thinking that merely talking to or being friends with a kid as an adult is a sexual thing is he behavior of pedos who themselves cannot control their urges and so assume nobody else can either

>>718846650 (OP)
I'll talk about life with you anon and play some vidya

>>718846902
I'm down, what's your steam ID

S2 when?

>>718846945
Do you have any content info you can drop?

>>718847000
lol

>>718846728
>expecting any human decency from tranime fags

>>718847003
What?

>>718846650 (OP)
>>718846820
Why the fuck do you think random children WANT to listen to an annoying troon bitch about xer meaningless "problems"?

based groomer

>>718847329
I didn't say they do I'm just correcting ano-
>troon
>xer
Oh ok you're a tourist

Feel free to leave, we're full

>>718846650 (OP)
Nothing wrong with day drinking on a Saturday. Maybe try a actual game instead of VR chat

>>718846650 (OP)
sulfur wouldnt do that

>>718846650 (OP)
>drinking cheap awful tasting beer at 9AM on a saturday then hanging out with little kids
1cc mushihimesama

MahoAko could be turned into a pretty good rape combat game. But it'd just be gacha shit if it happened.

>>718847000
Never, the author died from the common cold.

>>718847808
It should be Bayonetta but with even more exagerated climax finishers.

>>718848130
There is already enough source material for another season.

>>718847624
>twitter tranny got mad
Kek.
Again, leave children alone. They don't want to listen to your bullshit.

>>718846650 (OP)
It's been more than a year since a new chapter...

>>718847000
>Release anime where the next main bad gal is a kiojiri loli
>When even an image of her can send you to jail

There should be a MahoAko dating sim where a guy isekais into their world and can romance any of the girls

>>718850741
...and the guy turns into a cute girl too

>>718850849
>i can only get horny if there's a weird twist
why are zoomers like this? This just make it more boring.

>>718847674
Okay I'm listening what are my options big guy

>>718850927
That's not really a weird twist. I mean if we're going for the fantasy isekai angle, why would you want to continue being an ugly incel loser? Being a cute girl in the cute girl world is quite literally the dream. And before I get called a tranny for the millionth time, I am not, and I have zero plans to transition unless offered a magical onimai pill that actually works.

>>718851141
t. self-loathing degenerate.
Women are for fucking, men are for being, simple as.
But the fact that you use retarded insults like "incel" and "loser" tell me all i need to know, you fucking nigger faggot.

>>718851302
I might be a self-loathing degenerate,

>>718846728
I talked to adults when I was a kid in CSS

>>718847805
Not op since I opt for steel reserve but malt liquor just tastes like sourdough bread, so it feels like the most genuine beersperience to me

>>718849332
It's already been announced. You think they canceled it?

>>718846820
this

>>718847805
>not drinksmaxxing and making whiteclaws with cheap vodka and club soda

>>718846650 (OP)
I think op is too fucking retarded to doing such things, imagine drink natty, actually watching mahoako and therapy your life problems to random kids lol, you're just turbo, super, giga retarded

>>718852943
>white claw
I’d rather have the natty

>>718850849
oh God YES

>>718853387
You seem like the kind of person that brags about drinking black coffee. I am OP and I like whiteclaws and natties because they're both alcoholic beverages that go down easy and are well-suited for sipping all day long. A true deadbeat doesn't think, but just drinks.

White claws cost like 100 bucks for a six pack and natties cost as much as water, therefore I go for the natties. Honestly I'd buy seltzers more if they were cheaper

>>718846650 (OP)
Switch to White Monsters at least.

>>718853819
I forget, how much alcohol is in a white monster again

>>718853819
>monster
gross, that j*w-liquid should be illegal

There should be a scene where Magia Baiser gets drunk and loses absolutely all inhibitions, and the good girls nearly end up in the hospital.

>>718854716
Hard disagree. There should be a scene where Haruka gets drunk and Fallen Medic rapes the ever loving shit out of Enormita with her syringe of justice

are there any recent games where cute girls get horny for other cute girls?

>>718846805
> sybau

talk to the kids you're only like three years older than them anyway

>>718853664
No, I’m the kind of guy who doesn’t like white claw. If I was going to have a hard seltzer I’d have a Truly extra hard. It’s the better drink in terms of flavor and abv, while white claw is trash

>>718853664
I don't like beer, too many carbs and slow.
>100 bucks
Only dumb white women and college kids who turned 21 buy them lol.