Thread 718879806

What's the best short race in video games and why is it the humble yordle?

Elin thighs.

>>718879806 (OP)
Perfect size weight and cuteness.

>>718879806 (OP)
Human children

Goblin sex.

>>718880494
Yords are better then goblins in every way

TEXAS NOOO

>>718880684
Emotionless sex with Vex.

>>718880684
They lack the "desperately need to be raped into domestication" energy goblins have

The best retcon to ever happen in vidya history is when riot turned yordles into furries

>>718880473
That isn't ime even the right Sarah

>>718881346
Weren't they originally furries?

>>718881479
Nope

>>718879806 (OP)
It's me because I'm 5'7 and objectively the best person in the planet

>>718880684
Literally the worst yordle

Lulu is the best but god does she need a VU, they finally gave her a new model a few years back but only in the shitty mobile game

>>718880473
Based

What does sex with Yordle feel like?

>>718879806 (OP)
me love vex

Eat my ass janny

>>718880473
Based

>>718885061
Like sex with a bag of sand but fatter

>>718882116
This but with me instead

draphs

>>718879806 (OP)
>Humble

It's true. Admittedly, Goblins are also great, but Yordles just really have somethin'. Maybe it's the fanart, maybe it's how they're made (basically living stereotypes of a region, if they manifest 'naturally' in the human world), somethin'. But they've just got it.

>>718888350
>PANTS ARE BULLSHIT
>wearing pants
Something's not adding up here

>>718889193
It's a redraw of a Tinder profile, I think, just changed to fit Poppy.

Still works for me. Just makes me want to help her get rid of them.

>>718879806 (OP)
Yordles are pretty great but for me it's got to be harvin.

>>718880716
>meanwhile, in Texas

>>718882212
Very cute Japanese Goburin.

>>718888350
>Yordles are manifestations of regions and stereotypes
>American Yordles
>Russian Yordles
>Chinese Yordles
>Indian Yordles
>Jewish Yordles
>Muslim Yordles
>The list goes on
Do you know how bad this sounds, right?

>>718881479
Yordles were always furry but Tristana wasn't a Yordle she was a megling. It was a goblins and gnomes situation where yordles were inventing gadgets and meglings used explosives.

They then retconned meglings out of existance and said female yordles are just blue girls and males are furry before the Tristana update gave her furry ears.

>>718890281
And yet I don't have to give a fuck, because none of those are Runeterran regions.

>>718888350
they're furry goblins so rather than looking like clammy little creatures they look fuzzy and inviting

>>718890372
The response was for
>if they manifest 'naturally' in the human world

>>718890165
Ah yes, the traditional Texan name of "Hiro".

where's my new femyordle?

>>718890281
Theyd all be fuckable shortstacks of different flavors.
I see no issue.

>>718890642
He's staying with a family in America, learn the lore.

>>718890463
Huh. You might have the right of it.

>>718890583
Only place in League with people in it that aren't either transformed into divinity (Targon's Peak), eaten or warped beyond recognition (Void), or swiftly dead from lack of oxygen (space) is Runeterra. Hence the 'human' world.

That said, American Flag Bikini Yordle would in fact be really good, actually. Fuck the rest of them.

>>718890736
They'll be racial caricatures to the extreme

>>718890856
>American Flag Bikini Yordle
You'll get a Gross Redneck Yordle instead

>>718890856
Poppy so cute.
Cutest yordle

>>718891737
She's definitely the best wife out of the playable Yordle girls.

>>718891845
>playable
*plappable

>>718890794
I was fine just imagining they were going to pull out some rice balls and call them hamburgers. While sitting around the traditional American Kotatsu.

>>718891936
That too.

>>718890856
Gosh shes so cute.

>>718880684
Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do to my dick

>>718891961
Kek. But no, this is just what Southern Hospitality is like these days, it's very generous.

>>718890107
i need to fuck a [this] kid

How would society be affected if tiny blue women were real?

>>718892804
She's pretty cute.

>>718892997
Imagine her stinky ass hair covered shits.

Damn, was gonna take requests but RIP thread.
Trash inbound

>>718892809
Racist would be screaming about them as well as Indians and Mexicans

>>718892326
She really is.

>>718892809
Same as any other, except for the explosive breeding that'd result from an entire race full of shortstacks being dropped on an unwitting public.

I was kind of hoping for a real /v/ thread about this, are there actually any GOOD games with shortstack characters like this? A.K.A not a MOBA or MMO?

what's stopping me from putting a shortstack in a suitcase?

>>718893369
No, sadly.
>inb4 the retard goblin shit game shill shows up

>>718893535
That's honestly too bad. Shortstacks are one of those things that I actually feel western artists do better then jap one as nips usually make them look like either lolis or potatoes, but as a consequence that means that the only western games that will have girls like this are gonna be really trashy WEGs that I just can't really stand. No AA games want to do ecchi for some reason.

>>718880010
BWC sluts

>>718893525
A lot of practical factors- the cargo hold is genuinely not where you wanna keep your shortstack.

Carry-on is an almost viable option though.

>>718893369
>Not a MOBA or MMO
None that are out, and ergo able to be deemed good or bad, bare minimum.

>>718880494
>no pubic hair peek
I sleep

>>718893369
>>718893738
fuck yooouuuuuuu
you're one of the fuckers ruining goblins
take your ugly nigger shit elsewhere before I spit all over your gay stupid face, Tyrone

Lulu should always be drawn like this.

>>718894072
based

>>718894046
Fuck you niggerfaggot. Mary Muffin is a treasure. One of the best shorties since Sparkshine.

>>718894072
Agreed.

>>718894151
Doubly agreed. Cobat does great work, and Mary's fucking preem.

>>718894072
Perfection

>>718894046
Buddy this is a lalafell. Granted completely unrecognizable as one but that's honestly for the better. Potatoes are icky.

>>718893813
>Open overhead storage
>Surprise shortstack leaps out
>Trying to sleep on a long flight
>Shortstack emerges from beneath the seat in front and attacks your lap

>>718894046
TRVKE THEY HATED HIM FOR THE TOLD THE TRVKE TRVKEY NVKEY

>>718893738
stripping out all the recognizable characteristics of a short race to normify them into "adult woman but smaller" is lame and gay. you are lame and gay.

>>718890107
Harvin girls are the best

>>718894709
Yeah sorry I'm not sexually attracted to dumpy FAS gnomes thank you come again

>>718895020
there's a color version

>>718893369
Not really. It's a shame the riot MMO basically got cancelled. They said it reset devtime, but that means it's basically dead.
Basically every single "shortstack race" I can think of is part of either an MMO or Moba sadly.
Some have spinoff games, but that doesn't really count.

>>718879806 (OP)
it's the cute grabbable ears.

>>718880010
fpbp
TERA turned me into a lolicon
TERA introduced me to the concept of "short, slim, flat, cutesy, but a gigantic ass and thighs"
and TERA was a good friend

>>718895563
This is some artist's OC no?
I usually see OCs like this getting banned out of twitter.

>>718895780
What are their favorite types of human cock?

>>718893738
Fuck the haters, I love this big butt Lala.

you literally can't spell Vex without Sex

>>718880010
Fpbp
Rip in peace tera.
Maybe some day there will be a replacement mmo for loli-chads.

>>718895915
I really like small girls swinging weapons twice their size, everything else is just a bonus. Do love me some thighs though.

>>718895990
>Vex
Viego's only
>Poppy
The HERO only, whoever that will happen to be. (tha'ts me, her husband)
>Trist
Gotta be at least a Rocket in your pocket.
>Lulu
Monster cock. As in from actual monsters.

>>718895721
Yordles are such bhc sluts.

>>718895721
True, I just had the colorless version to hand. Thanks, anon.

Very random moderation this thread

>>718892809
Human women would go extinct within a generation.

>>718895930
Mary Muffin is her name. Don't browse twitter but she seems to not be a problem for anyone. She's pretty obviously an adult so people don't freak.

>>718896190
Lulu does strike me as a size queen, with her ult and all. I wonder if she'll ult your cock to make you stretch her out even more.

>>718890281
> American Yordles
Kled
>Russian Yordles
Vex
>Chinese Yordles
Teemo
>Indian Yordles
Rumble
>Jewish Yordles
Heimerdinger
>Muslim Yordles
Ziggs

>>718896861
GYYO2 had that premise, it was pretty hot

>>718896905
>Vex with a Russian accent

>>718880010
I saved all the tera assests. Want elin pornos? Gibb me 5 bucks on paypal.

>>718897621
https://youtu.be/FnGDu6KoXYw

>>718898806
Cute!

>>718890107
she's the only hot harvin imo. I like sarah, andira and lyria as 2nd, 3rd and 4th best girls respectively

>>718896905
thought corki was the american yordle.. Guess he's the israeli one?

>>718900783
I'm fond of all of them. Even Fif.

>>718879806 (OP)
The neco arc race

ENTER

>>718903196
>"Time to get fucked, stud"
>beat the shit out of her
>take her dildo
>fuck my ass with it
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

>>718904470
holy based

>>718903196
Hey what's this funny armor she dropped? I think I'll try it on real quick.

>>718880010
fpbp
Elins yet to be surpassed
Shame the game got axed

>>718904926
why do they look at human men like that?

>>718904926
>forastero
I miss their pubes

>>718905005
because
>you just know

I own all the Poppy skins, and I only log into the game to "buy" any new ones with all my free dust.

I wish they'd done more Yordle cinematics so we got Vex sexo.

>>718879806 (OP)
>absolute sex goddesses
>stuck in a shitty game
>their developers doesn't do shit with them despite their popularity

>>718896190
>Vex
>Viego's only
Vex quite literally only had a crush on him because he was evil and handsome, if someone tried to rape her she would probably go with it because "that's evil and fucked up" and if the guy is also handsome looking she would probably also fall in love with him

love the pic of the goblin queen tricked by her servant into wearing nothing but fullbody fishnets then she makes her servant do that in revenge

Draphs

>>718879806 (OP)
does digimon count?

>>718893369
Wasn't there that one furry game? Aryn or whatever?

>>718907934
ATLYSS?

>>718907997
ye

>>718907934
Kinda.

>>718907860
Both are great. Gnomes are underrated, though.

>>718906590
I wish Riot wasn't such a garbage company who can't even ship a fucking MMO just so I could make my perfect yordle wife

>>718910307
It's a conspiracy against yordles

>>718910590
why must i suffer so?

>>718908928
>>718879806 (OP)
>stuck in a shit game
>shit company so the chance of them making a good game that also has the yordle girls in good designs would be a miracle
>no chance of getting the guys that made that cinematic to make more either

Imagine a Yordle, but over 10 feet tall. Wouldn't that be funny, haha

>>718880010
i hope Tera 2
is full on coomer and not woke

For me it's draphs