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Anonymous No.718905113 [Report] >>718905176 >>718905180 >>718905191 >>718905404 >>718905485 >>718905813 >>718905818 >>718906362 >>718906445 >>718906528 >>718906591 >>718906678 >>718906930 >>718906985 >>718907065 >>718907174 >>718907734 >>718908694 >>718908735 >>718908915 >>718909220 >>718910465 >>718913840 >>718918582 >>718920907 >>718921065
>bitch I saved you 100 times and we are just friends?
Anonymous No.718905167 [Report] >>718905625 >>718906453
Anonymous No.718905176 [Report]
>>718905113 (OP)
Nintendo should go multiplatform already like Sony. You all don't make actual games anymore with this shit.
Anonymous No.718905180 [Report] >>718906768
>>718905113 (OP)
mario knows women don't owe men sex, why don't you?
Anonymous No.718905191 [Report]
>>718905113 (OP)
she's not into wops....
Anonymous No.718905404 [Report]
>>718905113 (OP)
This is not ye olden times anymore. Women expect service for free.
Anonymous No.718905485 [Report]
>>718905113 (OP)
Mario was trying so hard to get the girl, jumping hurdles and growing up to be a BIG BOY. And "THEY" put a stop to it
Anonymous No.718905625 [Report]
>>718905167
This is cope
Mario saves her from being abducted off the planet and she still doesn't put out
Anonymous No.718905813 [Report] >>718909204 >>718909406
>>718905113 (OP)
>character profile is just a harmless "good friends that help each other" because this is a kid-friendly franchise
>"journalists" throw in the word "Just" and make bizarre reaches with it
>/v/ uses it as yet another excuse to spam cuckshit all over the board

This is one of the stupidest things I've had to bear witness to and I still remember the Grinch leak retardation
Anonymous No.718905818 [Report] >>718905991 >>718906064 >>718906189
>>718905113 (OP)
All I want to ask is this....

If the next Mario main console game is about rescuing Princess Peach anyone else NOT going to buy it? I hate that Mario has truly officially become a beta simp for the main games (it used to be reserved for that shitty anime OVA). And because Mario has been written this way if he's going to save Peach it makes him look like a LOSER rescuing the bitch who already rejected you.

I already have a low opinion of Link from Zelda but Mario has managed to sink lower than Link (Link allows a bitch who is not even royalty anymore to steal HIS house and claim its hers now instead of telling her to obey him or get the fuck out of his home).

Nintendo seem to be going through their Disney Arc. That means they are becoming Anti Male. Seriously who is Nintendo's most masculine male character who is truly badass? Captain Falcon from the failed F Zero series? Nintendo makes too many lame beta male protagonists.
Anonymous No.718905991 [Report] >>718906041
>>718905818
>Nintendo seem to be going through their Disney Arc. That means they are becoming Anti Male.
Lol
Lmao
They should give up and go multiplatform instead while they still can.
Anonymous No.718906041 [Report] >>718906104 >>718907168
>>718905991
Meant to post this pic
Anonymous No.718906064 [Report] >>718906104
>>718905818
>liking women is a problem!
>not liking women is a problem!
Can you people make up your fucking mind?
Anonymous No.718906104 [Report]
>>718906064
The fag hasn't read the memo yet >>718906041
Anonymous No.718906189 [Report] >>718908593 >>718909718
>>718905818
I have an idea for the next mainline 3D Mario.
Anonymous No.718906204 [Report] >>718906359
why wouldn't you want to save your friend from trouble?
Anonymous No.718906359 [Report]
>>718906204
It's a video game character
Anonymous No.718906362 [Report] >>718906447 >>718906513 >>718906625
>>718905113 (OP)
Qrd?
Anonymous No.718906445 [Report]
>>718905113 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHnsLG7JbSQ
this joke is so old it's practically its own genre of joke
Anonymous No.718906447 [Report]
>>718906362
Mario and Peach are just friends.
But it's okay because Mario's probably going to go back with Pauline.
Anonymous No.718906453 [Report] >>718906553 >>718906630 >>718909480 >>718909797 >>718915702 >>718915808 >>718918753
>>718905167
When did princess preach ever help mario?
Anonymous No.718906513 [Report]
>>718906362
Pic related.
Anonymous No.718906528 [Report]
>>718905113 (OP)
Anyone got her looking ugly and saying "Thanks, I guess you save my personality" and its a zoom her into her lips?
Anonymous No.718906553 [Report]
>>718906453
She saved him in Super Princess Peach
Anonymous No.718906591 [Report]
>>718905113 (OP)
They fucked at the end of SM64, baby peach was born soon after.
Anonymous No.718906625 [Report]
>>718906362
We're in the manDEIte era, Mario and Peach aren't allowed to have romantic feelings between eachother anymore because it's problematic
Anonymous No.718906630 [Report]
>>718906453
Off-screen, it's referring to sexual favours.
Anonymous No.718906678 [Report] >>718906846
>>718905113 (OP)
They should make a game called Waluigi Time, as a time management socializing sim, using the unique part of Persona and Metaphor, but instead of monthly cases to solve with dungeon grinding, you're training for big marathons to get a big prize, and impress a girl in a cozy japanese-style urban town that Waluigi lives in, after abruptly quitting his black company job, Waluigi must train for the different training races, while managing part time jobs that take up time but provide money to survive the month's bills. You can manage your time well and socialize with people to improve your performance in minigames and the minigame marathons the 'sporting events' are, different button pressing combos in a long form cutscene that you take while moving to different minigames you have to complete, like rowing, or running tied together with some first month antagonist that later becomes an ally. Think Warioware with the cast, wholly of the cozy bunch of comedic losers of a New Donkesqe Japan land that Waluigi comes from, and the colorful characters within.

And then he's in Smash.
Anonymous No.718906768 [Report]
>>718905180
He knows it is their one true purpose, why don't you? Oh, right... the testosterone deficiency.
Anonymous No.718906846 [Report] >>718907020
>>718906678
I didn't read a single word of this autistic schizobabble besides "Donkesqe".
Anonymous No.718906930 [Report]
>>718905113 (OP)
wholesome
Anonymous No.718906985 [Report] >>718907093 >>718915884
>>718905113 (OP)
>I did you a favor therefore you OWE ME your PUSSY
Anonymous No.718907020 [Report]
>>718906846
Well I fucked your mom
Anonymous No.718907065 [Report] >>718907886
>>718905113 (OP)
Anonymous No.718907093 [Report] >>718907259
>>718906985
this but unironically
Anonymous No.718907108 [Report] >>718907206
mario is a cuck lol
Anonymous No.718907168 [Report] >>718907236 >>718909489 >>718921132
>>718906041
>Gen Z
>men
The most estrogen imbued, Biden-Kamala worshipping, sensitive generation would not be considered men.
Anonymous No.718907174 [Report]
>>718905113 (OP)
peach doesn't need saving anymore.
Anonymous No.718907180 [Report] >>718918675 >>718921196
Nobody gets kidnapped that many times on accident. Peach knows what she wants.
Anonymous No.718907206 [Report] >>718912768
>>718907108
No he isn't.
Anonymous No.718907236 [Report] >>718908201
>>718907168
Except they're literally the opposite. They're more against the left than previous generation of dudes
Anonymous No.718907259 [Report]
>>718907093
you say that but I can tell you're still being ironic
Anonymous No.718907595 [Report]
Mariobros.....
Anonymous No.718907706 [Report] >>718907772 >>718907905
Peach might be the Queen in bed but she's a joyless boring trophie the rest of the time, it's not like Pauline that actually knows how to have fun and throw real parties where she actually participates.
Anonymous No.718907734 [Report] >>718909808
>>718905113 (OP)
>WHAT IF MARIO GOT MAD ABOUT NOT FUCKING PEACH LOLOLOLOLOL
>WHAT IF PEACH FUCKED BOWSER INSTEAD LOLOLOLOL
What year is it?
Anonymous No.718907763 [Report] >>718910430 >>718912768 >>718913391
Anonymous No.718907772 [Report]
>>718907706
Pauline also has fatter tits
Anonymous No.718907886 [Report]
>>718907065
kek
Anonymous No.718907905 [Report] >>718910430 >>718912768
>>718907706
Pauline also wants to be Mario's girlfriend again.
Anonymous No.718908154 [Report] >>718908238 >>718908423 >>718909570
>literally cannot have a Mario thread without this faggot schizo anymore
Anonymous No.718908201 [Report]
>>718907236
>t. Gen Z
Anonymous No.718908238 [Report]
>>718908154
Same, i just wanted to enjoy some cuckposting in peace
Anonymous No.718908423 [Report]
>>718908154
>literally cannot have a [game you like] without this faggot schizo anymore
Anonymous No.718908593 [Report] >>718908945
>>718906189
The fuck is this garbage? Why's Bowser a tranny? Why is there young and old Pauline? Why does Mario have evil eyes in the background? And Solar Flare's a horrible name, not catchy at all. If you're going to make a blatant rip-off of Sunshine, you might as well just call it Sunshine 2.
Anonymous No.718908694 [Report] >>718908805
>>718905113 (OP)
you'll never find love if you see relationships as a transaction, mario
saving peach 100 times makes him a good soldier, not a good boyfriend
Anonymous No.718908735 [Report]
>>718905113 (OP)
Same as fucking Zelda
Anonymous No.718908805 [Report]
>>718908694
>you'll never find love
Could've stopped here.
Anonymous No.718908915 [Report]
>>718905113 (OP)
Princess Peach is a cocktease.
Anonymous No.718908945 [Report] >>718909172 >>718909246 >>718909619 >>718909718
>>718908593
Basically after the moon scene, Mario goes back to New Donk City and marries Mayor Pauline, and they have a daughter named Pauline.
Then, after Donkey Kong Bananza, Mario and his family and friends go on a vacation.
Bowser Jr.'s real mama frames Mario using an android, and then she uses the android to kidnap Peach, Mayor Pauline, and Grandma Lady.
Anonymous No.718909172 [Report]
>>718908945
Go twiddle your dick on a fan wikia somewhere,, sperg.
Anonymous No.718909204 [Report]
>>718905813
>defending family friendly shit
Anonymous No.718909220 [Report]
>>718905113 (OP)
If I saved your life would you suck my brown dick?
Anonymous No.718909246 [Report] >>718909509
>>718908945
>Bowser Jr.'s real mama frames Mario using an android, and then she uses the android to kidnap Peach, Mayor Pauline, and Grandma Lady.
why?
Anonymous No.718909406 [Report]
>>718905813
>kid-friendly franchise
People who defend genuine hugbox shit are bad as people who defend leftist shit
Anonymous No.718909418 [Report]
>If I saved your life would you suck my brown dick?
Anonymous No.718909436 [Report] >>718909470 >>718909937
If a firefighter saves you from a burning building, would you get down on his knees and suck his dick?
Anonymous No.718909470 [Report] >>718913874
>>718909436
What’s he look like?
Anonymous No.718909480 [Report]
>>718906453
She keeps him accountable and driven
Anonymous No.718909489 [Report]
>>718907168
>implying boomers or gayest generation aren't trigger happy faggot
Anonymous No.718909509 [Report] >>718909623 >>718909718
>>718909246
Because she and Bowser went through a divorce, but then, when Bowser went after Peach, Mama Koopa got jealous.
Anonymous No.718909570 [Report]
>>718908154
What did you expect? Nintendo threads in general have multiple dedicated schizos.
Anonymous No.718909619 [Report]
>>718908945
>Mario goes back to New Donk City and marries Mayor Pauline, and they have a daughter named Pauline.
The ego on this bitch to name her daughter after herself.
Anonymous No.718909623 [Report] >>718909701
>>718909509
You have to be 18 to post here.
Anonymous No.718909701 [Report]
>>718909623
What are you talking about?
I'm 20.
Anonymous No.718909718 [Report] >>718909791
>>718909509
>>718908945
>>718906189
this is the most autistic shit ive ever seen
Anonymous No.718909759 [Report] >>718909963 >>718910142 >>718913509
NTRfags wonder why people immediately start complaining when they show up and this is the garbage they spam.

They deserve to be hung from an overpass as a warning to others.
Anonymous No.718909791 [Report] >>718909969
>>718909718
How?
In what way?
Anonymous No.718909797 [Report]
>>718906453
Keeps her security lax so he doesn't get bored.
Anonymous No.718909808 [Report]
>>718907734
Completely forgot about this. Family Guy was ahead of its time
https://youtu.be/qJ32fVB4vE0?si=1az35QPuJKH7I3Tk
Anonymous No.718909856 [Report]
Bowser x Koopa material is the peak of this IPs porn.
Anonymous No.718909937 [Report]
>>718909436
A handy at least.
Anonymous No.718909963 [Report]
>>718909759
NTR is top notch comedy though, who can beat their dick off when there's a woman getting fucked by a shota with a cock half the size of his body who did sexual image training?
Anonymous No.718909969 [Report]
>>718909791
i dont like how simple nutendo games have gotten but this is way too convoluted
Anonymous No.718910142 [Report]
>>718909759
I generally hate NTR and NTRfags, but I actually can't take this specific case seriously. It's just so stupid it's funny.
Anonymous No.718910170 [Report]
Where does Super Mario go after Odyssey's ending?
Anonymous No.718910430 [Report] >>718910549
>>718907905
>>718907763
I think this is a very silly theory with having a near zero chance of happening, but it would be very funny if it turned out to be true.
Anonymous No.718910465 [Report] >>718911401 >>718911483
>>718905113 (OP)
Wait, does this mean every video game character only does what they do for the reward of sex?
Does Megaman defeat Dr Wily so Dr Light will suck his robot dick?
Was Banjo just saving Tooty so he could have that sweet incestual bear pussy?
Is your trainer getting a threesome on with Professor Oak and your mom after defeating the evil team and becoming champion?
Am I only winning the GPs in Super Mario Kart to get some sweet succ from that giant Cheep Cheep?
Anonymous No.718910549 [Report]
>>718910430
I really hope it is true.
Anonymous No.718911401 [Report]
>>718910465
Nah I don't think that's what is implied. Consider this. Who are you willing to risk your life for time and time again? Friends? I don't have any close friends like that for sure. My wife and kids though. I would take a lot of risk to save them. It just makes more sense for Mario and peach to be a couple with marriage down the line, even though the game never gets there. So Nintendo going out of their way and nedlessly saying they are just friends is just a skap in the face.
Anonymous No.718911483 [Report]
>>718910465
Reminder that Peach has a drinking problem.
Anonymous No.718912768 [Report] >>718912892
>>718907206
>>718907763
>>718907905
Where does Stanley fit in with the schizo Pauline Mario Jr. theories?
Anonymous No.718912804 [Report] >>718913391
The fate of all manlets
Anonymous No.718912892 [Report]
>>718912768
Stanley was never in a relationship with Pauline, so he doesn't fit into the theory.
Anonymous No.718913391 [Report] >>718913791
>>718912804
To end up with a hottie like Pauline >>718907763
? Damn, very lucky fate
Anonymous No.718913509 [Report]
>>718909759
This, they manage to be as bad as furries with their zoophilia spam, just pure mental illness of someone so fuck up in the head that he can only get hard with the most fuck up shit imaginable
Anonymous No.718913791 [Report]
>>718913391
You can get away with it by being italian
Anonymous No.718913840 [Report]
>>718905113 (OP)
Anonymous No.718913874 [Report]
>>718909470
Doesn't matter. He saved your life, you owe him sex.
Anonymous No.718915702 [Report]
>>718906453
Super Mario World, Paper Mario 64, Super Princess Peach, Super Paper Mario, Super Mario RPG, 3D World, Super Mario Bros Wonder and I'm probably still missing a couple.
Anonymous No.718915808 [Report]
>>718906453
She's the table
Anonymous No.718915884 [Report]
>>718906985
>I saved your life and kingdom 1000 time but we are still just friends
I always liked daisy better anyway good on Luigi
Anonymous No.718916902 [Report] >>718917492
She don't owe him shit, she never said she loved him. Just because he does something good doesn't mean the girl is his, she's independant and can choose who to love. And yes, if Mario stopped to save her just because she'd marry someone else, he'd be an incel.
Anonymous No.718917492 [Report]
>>718916902
>if Mario stopped to save her
And yes, if you type like this, you'd be an ESL.
Anonymous No.718918582 [Report]
>>718905113 (OP)
Put on the hat Bowser
Anonymous No.718918675 [Report]
>>718907180
>on accident.
by accident
Anonymous No.718918753 [Report]
>>718906453
Second stage in Melee's Adventure mode.
Anonymous No.718920907 [Report]
>>718905113 (OP)
Mario, you have to understand that royals are destined for political marriage.
Anonymous No.718921065 [Report]
>>718905113 (OP)
"friends"
Anonymous No.718921132 [Report]
>>718907168
But enough about millennials
Anonymous No.718921196 [Report]
>>718907180
>on accident.
it's always the shitskins isn't it