Thread 718928520

>Call the Nintendo of America 1-800 hotline.
>Ask lady taking my call if they want to be friends.
>Get hanged up on.

Every. Time.

>>718928520 (OP)
>Call Nintendo of America because my DS wasn't working
>They ship me a new one free of charge
:D

>>718928520 (OP)
>call the Alfred Chicken phone hotline
>tells me I'm doing to die in seven months
I'm scared, /v/

https://youtu.be/H2kTWO3VXNM?feature=shared

one time I called the NoA line to help me break the age lock on a wii, we had a good laugh because they had to go digging for wii help manuals in the year 202X.

>>718928520 (OP)
>wish i could work for nintendo
>nintendo sues me for pirating and wins
>will work the rest of my life for nintendo