>>719247045
>Fighting game but everyone is Injustice Deathstroke or NRS zoner

>Call the Nintendo of America 1-800 hotline.
>Ask lady taking my call if they want to be friends.
>Get hanged up on.

Every. Time.

>>717999484
i dont want to turn into a boomer

>>717992963
THERE WERE NO LESBIANS
IT WAS FUCKING FAGS
F A G S
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S
DISGUSTING
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING LESBIANS

>go second
>open 3+ handtraps
>use them on the optimal targets each time to try and remove future interrupts
>opponent keeps playing because the handtraps I opened weren't the ones that skipped their turn outright
>they still end up making more interruptions than I have other cards
>I lose
How the fuck do people not go fucking insane on the ladder I swear to god most of my games have been trying to desperately stop Maliss and Blue-Eyes players from playing, and being wholly unable unless I open like 4 handtraps and roll the dice on whether THEY opened like a single handtrap which stops my deck entirely.
>have to stop Ether Beryl because otherwise they get Drillbeam
>if I stop Beryl they just make Spirit with Eyes of Blue and search mausoleum
>if I stop Spirit, I have spent 2 handtraps to stop ONE card they had, the other 4 are likely extenders which mean I need more shit to stop them
Same shit for Maliss
>have to stop any Maliss name hitting the fucking field
>have to also hope they didnt just open their Traps because now they can dodge shit like Imperm/Veiler
>have to also hope they didn't just open a Bystial either because then they just keep going (also my Bystials don't do shit because they just get their shit back)
>if they even remotely get a whiff of a resolved Maliss effect they layer many non-targeting interruptions that can outright stun you just because you didn't just open Lancea
A banlist giving these fuckers the Tear treatment each cannot come soon enough

i think the new tene SUCKS

>>102187881
yeah.. haha

LESBIANS

>get a color crystal
>its a shade of orange or yellow

>>6261481
sweet, art and a mention

>>Mission failed... we'll get them next time
>Well... we should have known
>These dutiful servants, the branch and root scions of the great tree of the nation, watered by the blood of martyrs and heroes
>Have been utterly foiled, confounded and bamboozled
>Shit not just one, but nearly all of the matches brought their whole household trekking all the way here!
>Oh damn oh fuck how are we housing all these people, are there enough inns here for everyone?

One more huddle session of tactical and strategic planning of logistics later

>All the held back favors and liquid assets were pooled together with some loans for the completion of this counter attack
>Operation Field Day Jamboree
>first step, bullshit every male relative into camping outside as part of our "off duty training"
where we let the boys rough it around as this town lets it
>advance training for apprenticeship we will say
>second step we, as the upstanding most gentlemen in her Majesties service, reserve rooms for all the females
>third step is basically altering the previous plans from a more intimate setting into a three day sightseeing trip to the whole family
>some drew the long stick with their matches bringing along just their parents and some drew the short one stuck with more than they can handle
>I drew the long one
>so I am now paddling along on a rather long boat
>one set of oars are handled by Pina's brother
>the big one meant for paddling and steering is mine to bear
>with little ladies and an older couple barraging me with a myriad of questions

listened to the patreon stream again on the way home, BIG fucking mistake

>>712988374
I LOVE LESBIANS ALL GAMES NEED THEM

>>712922347
The reach was truly the gayest part of skycringe. Glad it will have its own dedicated game.

>>712790184
Fuck you. I tried to get into that game. Love the aesthetics and identity but it's a bit too hard to master and contains a brutal time limit in an RNG world.
I'M NOT GONNA FINISH IT OKAY I MOVED ON ALREADY