Thread 718957705

>one price cut away from taking the PS2 crown
CAM ON NINTENDO
BREAK THE SNOYS

>>718957705 (OP)
>price cut
Oh you sweet summer child

>>718958301
>Thinking that it won't get a 3DS-styled price cut of some sort
Delusional.

>>718957705 (OP)
doesn't matter anymore, it's legacy is tainted
switch 2 kinda fucked it up

>>718957705 (OP)
>from taking the PS2 crown
that would be what, the 5th time now?
wonder which country snoy will get 5 gorillion out of next

the tariffs are temporary the magic is forever

>>718958628
>thinking it's anywhere close to needing a 3DS-style price cut, especially eight years later
I'm sorry, who's delusional here?

Sony is so cartoonishly irrelevant to this board's tastes, are there actual snoys on this board? I thought they were all normalfags?

>>718960183
I kind of hate the kikestation and the xboner for not giving better competition, if they did the switch would have already gotten a price cut even with the memeriffs.

>>718957705 (OP)
>price cut

>>718960183
Clearly you, faggot. You apparently live in retardland while hugging weapons-grade copium if you don't think it's going to happen, fagaloon.

>>718958628
>>718960183
They already announced price increases. What are you retards smoking? Anyways snoys already got btfo. Not only did the bing tablet 1 sell a hundred gorillian, every game on it has outside literally every ps2 game ever conceived so please fuck off with the several years too late console faggotry

>>718960441
>Thinking those will fucking stick for any amount of time, even with the fucking backlash
>MFW

>>718957705 (OP)
at this point nintendo will probably raise the price of both

>>718957705 (OP)
>OMG A SALES RECORD!
Neat. compare to PCs now dipshit.

>>718960890
good luck with that

>>718957705 (OP)
it doesn't even need the price cut

>>718957705 (OP)
Ok but this board would be legitimately unusable when it eventually happens, and I fully support it, just to dunk on snoys.
>>718960890
>pc
Define PC. If you count every non-cellular PC on the planet of course the sales count going to mog Switch 1.
>>718961117
As a deckfag the 'eck is in its own corner.

>>718957705 (OP)
>Nintendo
>Price cut

>>718959357
tainted by what?

>>718959357
>switch 2 fucked it up
by being the fastest selling console of all time? by its sales only being limited by the physical limitations of how many they can build? By being exactly what everyone wanted out of a switch 2, a switch but with more power?

they obviously already beat them, and Sony just made up more sales.

>>718959357
Huge cope

What's up reddit? Just bought my switch 2, can't wait to try it out with my wife's bf once they come back from a date!

>The retarded and shocking amount of Jewtendo toxic positivity shills out in full fucking force currently
I'd tell you faggots to eat shit, but you already do that in your parents' basements 24/7.

>>718965184
can you really call it forced positivity when all people are doing are calling out blatant misinfo like "the switch 2 won't come with a dock" or "literally all games from nintendo will be both $90 and goycards from now on"?

>>718965184
sorry your aislop youtube video didn't get as many views as you were hoping

>>718965396
Sorry you were born with extreme and profound mental retardation.

>>718965392
>Goycards
>Thinking that that isn't a problem still
3DS 2.0 incoming lmao.

>>718960553
delusional

>>718965698
>He calls me delusional
>Not realizing the absolute fucking irony of doing as such
Like I said: Profound and incurable mental retardation.

Its funny how the cope has shifted from "i-i-i-i-i-i-its wiiu 2.0!!!" to "i-i-i-i-i-i-its 3DS 2.0!!!" immediately after it destroyed every sales record and has been still selling out as fast they can stock the things on shelves
I can't wait for the cope to shift again and they start saying its the wii 2.0

>>718957705 (OP)
why the fuck do you care about that? I swear to god, only idorts should be allowed to post on /v/

i still can't get over the switch and switch 2 not having analog triggers wtf is their problem

>>718965818
They literally have ZERO fucking games for the fucking holidays, let alone for the few remaining months of 2025 and into 2026 that isn't fucking vague horseshit. What the fuck are you smoking, dude? Also:

>Salesshilling
LOL whatever man, you're even more incurably retarded.

>>718965937
>salesshills to try doom post
>seethes and cries when it keeps selling
also
>They literally have ZERO fucking games for the fucking holidays, let alone for the few remaining months of 2025 and into 2026 that isn't fucking vague horseshit.
but enough about sony and the piss5, this thread is about the switch

>>718965932
what would you even use it for when literally every genre benefits more from hair triggers instead?
even racing games benefit more from just using the right stick to accelerate like mario kart

>>718957705 (OP)
i got ps2 as kid and it had great games, but it was an awful console. it had no longevity, the reading laser always dies after some time.

as an adult i realized emulating the console on pc is better
>can save progress without memory cards
>don't have to worry about scratching game disks when all your games are saved on a hard disk
>don't have to worry about the laser dying

emulating on pc is ideal

>what about the switch

it's also worse than pc

>>718966079
>but enough about sony and the piss5, this thread is about the switch

which switch?

the one that launched with a whopping 2 games?

>>718960441
>They already announced price increases
Yes, I know. That was my point in these posts >>718958301 >>718960183 And even if they didn't increase the price, they sold enough product at the price they had it at before to clue them in to keep it that way for as long as they could

>>718966197
submersible sims like when you use that one device in subnautica would probably benefit because you could do depth/elevation with the triggers, while still having left analog controls for strafing, and right analog for camera movement. basically any game where you want that kind of full hover movement.

besides that, throwing stuff with precise control over distance like a grenade. planes, it goes on.

>>718965932
use a fucking gamecube controller if you want analog controllers

>>718972974
no fuck off. just put analog triggers in your shit it's not the 90s

>>718957705 (OP)
Switch will beat PS2's real number before the end of the year. Fake number will take longer.

>>718973250
No, fuck you. Every other console has it and every other console's controllers are worse for it. Fuck you. I do not want shitty fucking analog triggers on my fucking controller just for fucking racing games. Kill yourself, faggot.

>>718957705 (OP)
ps2 will always be a better console than this dogshit thoughever

>>718973739
at playing movies and that's about it

>>718973791
and the better games, better controller, free online, backwards compatibility....

>>718957705 (OP)
Who cares? Seriously.
>OUR SHOVELWARE CONSOLE SOLD MORE UNITS THAN YOURS
Congrats, you duped elderly people and parents.

>>718973838
You know they're desperate when they list backwards compatibility for a 20 year old console.

>>718973913
? that's objectively a good thing. half the switch library is full priced ports of wii u games

>>718973838
shame no other playstation has backwards compatibility

>>718957705 (OP)
what is up with the weekend nintendo propaganda? is this some sort of indian firm at work or are the manchildren desperate?

>>718974254
You know how it is, we post about Nintendo on all days of the week ending in y.

>>718974254
>w-why is /v/ talking about the only consoles that have video games?!

>>718957705 (OP)
Implying

>>718957705 (OP)
Isn't it already close to the PS2's sales figures? Like only 8 million units or less. Don't think it needs a price cut.

>>718974620
you know the most pathetic part?
sony STILL displays all the PS2 numbers as "160M+" somehow every other playstation product they have exact numbers for but the PS2 12 years after they stopped selling or even counting sales is still a mystery as to just how many of them they sold

>>718973736
shut the fuck up nigger. countless games benefit from analog input and you'd realize that if you could use more than 5 brain cells. you're a dumb retard who conflates analog input with one genre because you only play bingbing faggot shit. you're a smooth brain fuckwit and should eat as many bullets as physically possible.

>>718962721
Nintendo is not your friend and you do not work for the company. (You) win nothing

PS2 was surpassed long ago. 160 mil is hilarious cope that only redditors believe

>>718966840
This is true for any console in the world. wtf is this post?

>>718973913
>babies first console doesn’t have backwards compatibility
lol at your life.

>>718976314
>only redditors believe
Yea the real chads believe whatever their mind made up, am I right fellow anon?

>>718976301
thats not explaining how switch 2 "fucked up"

>>718976576
See
>>718974620
Even 155 was a knee jerk revision when the DS outsold it

Can anyone on v recommend the switch 2? I am thinking about getting it for my birthday next month when i turn 23. Have any xenoblades been announced or other rpgs?

>>718973739
Pretty sure anything worth playing in the PS2 got ported or remade by now no?
Even the PS1 has more exclusives IIRC.

>>718964998
it looks so dumb in the dock compared to the switch 1

>>718966840
you can just play games off the harddrive on a real ps2 now in 2025 and they are dirt cheap

>>718978881
it still has more exclusives than ps1 and switch

have snoys really devolved into coping with the ps2?

>>718975032
Yeah. In a PS2 anniversary podcast, the former PlayStation CEO came on to talk about PlayStation and he showed a picture of the 160 millionth PS2 that was manufactured and since then, Sony has been reporting 160M+ PS2's sold. When you look for a source for any hard sales data, there isn't any and the 160M souce goes back to the podcast appearance, which was misinterpreted

>>718957705 (OP)
Sony will continue to find "missing sales numbers" for the PS2 to inflate it forever.

>>718974620
Anything over 152M is already sketchy as fuck considering they were reporting less than 500k a year well into the PS3's life and crawling to 148M, and then all of a sudden it was jumping by millions a year, conveniently as the DS was charging for its throat?