Thread 718967514

Wake up honey, it's time to get mad about dumb shit again.

>>718967514 (OP)
She’s having a lawt of fun.

are those hannibal stickers? she has good taste in kino at least.

women never progress past 14yo mentally, so having sex with them is rape. a 35yo woman is actually less capable of consenting than a 14yo, because then she has less going for her so she's more desperate. do not fuck women because it's rape 100% of the time (which they enjoy, by the way, sick as they are.)

>>718967713
I hate male boomers for pushing hard for woman rights because they wanted to double their earnings.

Fuck 'em.

>>718967713
A while ago I fucked a girl who actually did ass to mouth. She let me fuck her ass and then sucked my dick until I came right after. It was hot in the moment, but once I came and the clarity set in she disgusted me.

But here's the real kicker, I later realized that we men do some really degenerate shit when we're horny and coombrained, but women do this shit just like that in their normal baseline mindset.

>>718967514 (OP)
My father aways scolded if i put my dirty fings on the monitor screen, now i have to do the same with him because he is used to his touchscreen chromebook and he tries doing the same with my monitor. It's kinda funny how the world works

>>718967713
of course sex is always rape, it's a submission of power, the dichotomy of which is the only way women are able to comprehend the world, being dogs that they are

half of laptops don't even let you use the touchpad and keyboard at the same time. if she didn't have a mouse with her this was literally her only option.

>>718968215
like, how fucked in the head you gotta be to bend over for someone willingly??

>>718967514 (OP)
honestly anything is better than using a fucking track pad

I have outrage-fatigue. She's a kid, she's having fun. Who cares how she's playing?

>>718967713
>she has less going for her so she's more desperate
just kys

>>718968404
powerbottoms exist, sweety.
you'll be the one begging in that situation

>>718969372
That's clearly a grown woman. Wait I guess there's no difference mentally.

>>718971829
>clearly
it could be anywhere between 14 and 35

>>718967514 (OP)
it's sarcastic nitpicking, same thing with light theme on IDEs and chat apps.
What give me the ick personally is the fact she's not playing fully folded (keyboard half hidden, whole thing turns into a tablet)

>>718974493
not all laptops do that, retard

>>718967979
girls who love a good ass fucking are rare. most of them will just tolerate it because the guy likes it, few enjoy it for their own sake. sad world!

>>718967514 (OP)
My work laptop has a touch screen and I don't think I have ever used it

>>718967514 (OP)
>playing a mouse-heavy game on a shit-ass touchpad
I don't know if the touch controls are any better but anything's better than using a touchpad.

honestly the touch controls are probably better than using a fucking trackpad

>>718967979
>but women do this shit just like that in their normal baseline mindset.
You're close to enlightenment brother.
Women DO NOT have a "neutral baseline mindset" like we do.
They are ALWAYS guided by their hormones.

sheesh, unc is wilding again

>>718967979
>I gave into my temptation it was disgusting
>I only did it because i was coombrained

This is the exact same mindset of a woman crying rape post sex because they were coerced.

>>718967657
she's just a fujo

>>718975905
sure she's probably just a true crime watching fujo but I uhh I would still have Sex with her if you know what i'm saying

>friend has to change the controls in every FPS game and gets really pissed and calls a game unplayable if they can't rebind keys
I'm glad I'm not retarded.
Some of us grew up in a time where you had to deal with difficulties, and we'd overcome those challenges.
>THIS GAME ISN'T THE WAY I WANT IT
is a massive problem and those weak people need to be held down and beaten.

>>718977980
i agree. people that bitch about keybinds need to get deleted from reality.

>>718967514 (OP)
>4 year old starts making noises
>Here you go hunny you're own ipad phone to keep you busy and out of my hair
>Beep boops for hours. Learns absolutely nothing. No skills just mindless beep boops
>Years pass and the child starts babbling about modern nonsense as though these concepts were established decades ago and concrete with in the culture
>Why is my child so brain rotted?

>>718967514 (OP)
>I can't press the real buttons
>I need to press the pretend buttons on the screen
lol

>>718977980
>>718978089
>downloads AHK and does it anyway
BTFO

>>718967514 (OP)
GOD I HATE WOMAN WHAT A FUCKING WHORE!!!

>>718968215

>dichotomy


lol. U said dick

>>718969947
what is it about his retarded comment that struck such a nerve for you?

>>718967514 (OP)
You have autism

>>718967979
>I'll take things that absolutely never happened outside of this schizophrenic man's mind for $2000, Ken

>>718969947
found the woman in the thread.

>>718974493
>light theme on IDEs and chat apps
you mean the default theme?

>>718967514 (OP)
What laptop is that?

>>718977980
If your FPS game doesn't have invert mouselook it's shit

Accessibility options ruined gaming. I had to learn multiple different control schemes, inverted, non inverted, mouse, no mouse, n64 controllers, dual analog sticks, etc. It should be gatekept.

>>718967514 (OP)
I just got my first laptop and it has touch but apparently you can't play old RTS games and stuff with it which is a massive bummer, I wanted to be comfy.

>>718980675
that story isn't very uncommon

>play Minecraft
>get diamond pickaxe
>never touch it until I roll that looting enchantment 3 on it
>by then lose all interest in playing.

>>718978205
for years i thought of my sister to be dumb as fuck, which she is, honestly, she's got like maybe 95IQ tops.
but she's got 2 kids now and her daughter is like 8 and has ZERO access to phones, tablets etc. i'm honestly pretty impressed.

>>718967514 (OP)
You see how staged is this shit, a very expensive laptop with touch screen for play Pocket Edition, a 10 years old game.
>Painted nails
Another woman brainwashed by the patriarchy.

>>718967514 (OP)
>>718967713
>>718967979
holy incel aura

>>718986624
are you retarded? I have a piece of shit ~$350 laptop with a touchscreen. it's a very common feature now

>>718986317
that's the bell curve meme when the retard is instinctually accidentally a genius like the high IQers

>tech bad derp
>tech is good, actually. here's why *it's wrong*
>tech is bad

>>718974493
2-in-1 of Asus,Lenovo,Dell.
You have a tablet with full power of x86/Windows (No the limitations of Android-iOS).
But that laptops always have crap TN screens

>>718967514 (OP)
>black finger nails
body count: 250 and does anal

>>718986860
That's what I just bought but it has an IPS I think

>>718967514 (OP)
Every apk of Pocket Edition in Archive.org are infected by malware. No wonder why this dude use a Android Emulator in Windows

>>718977980
modern games not having keybinds is kind of retarded like yeah it was shittier back then but its not 1995 anymore bro we have evolved there is no reason I shouldn't be able to change around my keybinds a bit

>>718967514 (OP)
"Deeply sick"?
How dramatic.

>>718988467
have you tried it?

>>718967514 (OP)
playing bedrock over java if you're using a laptop is a worse offense desu

>>718967514 (OP)
>this thread
>virgins talking about women like cryptids
and you wonder why you can't breed.

>>718967713
>>718986731
>>718967979
Women objectively mature faster than men. You lack all self-awareness if you can't reflect on your posts and think "Holy shit, I'm a man-child!"

>>718990352
Explain what a woman is then.

>>718967514 (OP)
cute

clanker thread

>>718992369
Cringe forced twitch zoomers buzzword

>>718967514 (OP)
imagine being this dumb

>buy laptop for writing shit on the go
>has touchscreen I ocassionally use
>use someone else's laptop without touchscreen, catch myself fingering the screen like a retard
I deserve to get taken out back and put down

>>718986982
Only a dumb faggot would look for and download mobile Minecraft so it checks out. If anyone is spreading malware it's children and Indians