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Anonymous No.719005885 >>719005951 >>719006076 >>719006192 >>719006248 >>719006389 >>719006461 >>719007996 >>719008058 >>719008885 >>719009301 >>719009409 >>719009965 >>719010232 >>719010749 >>719010754 >>719012327
>"Hey Anon, you enjoy playing support, right? Want to join our team?"
Anonymous No.719005951 >>719006131 >>719006331 >>719006335 >>719006394 >>719006859 >>719007086 >>719009064 >>719009169 >>719011860 >>719011941 >>719012327 >>719014207 >>719016040
>>719005885 (OP)
What do a girl's lips feel like pressed against one's own
Anonymous No.719006076 >>719006187 >>719006192
>>719005885 (OP)
friendly reminder that ywnbaw
Anonymous No.719006131
>>719005951
like a bag of sand
Anonymous No.719006187 >>719015708
>>719006076
Yeah?
Why would I want to be a woman during gay sex?
Anonymous No.719006192
>>719006076
This
>>719005885 (OP)
Kill yourself.
Anonymous No.719006219
I'll dedicate every single skill I have to KS.
Anonymous No.719006248 >>719006316
>>719005885 (OP)
What do you mean by team? What vidya have teams of actual people?
Anonymous No.719006316 >>719006695
>>719006248
League
Anonymous No.719006331 >>719008503
>>719005951
Kiss me and find out silly anon Β°3Β°
Anonymous No.719006335
>>719005951
Taste like pennies as I recall
Anonymous No.719006389
>>719005885 (OP)
"Yeah sure, I could play a couple rounds. Do you normally put on lipstick before a game?"
Anonymous No.719006394
>>719005951
The bulls cum.
Anonymous No.719006461
>>719005885 (OP)
Me getting ready for video games with the boys
Anonymous No.719006695 >>719009276
>>719006316
Never played it. What's the gameplay like?
Anonymous No.719006859
>>719005951
Just like a boys
Anonymous No.719007086
>>719005951
smells like dick and sperm
Anonymous No.719007996 >>719008058 >>719008885 >>719009137 >>719012327 >>719012845
>>719005885 (OP)
*SIGH*, fine, you’re lucky I don't mind being bossed around
Anonymous No.719008058
>>719005885 (OP)
>>719007996
why does this makes me horny
Anonymous No.719008503
>>719006331
You sure? o-okay....
Anonymous No.719008885 >>719012327
>>719005885 (OP)
>>719007996
Anonymous No.719009028 >>719009096
>Play healer
>Don't heal my dps unless they tell me what a good boy they are.
Anonymous No.719009064
>>719005951
Same as when you press your lips against your boyfriend’s asshole. The skin around both orifices is literally the same texture biologically.
Anonymous No.719009096
>>719009028
based healdom
Anonymous No.719009137 >>719009407 >>719009701
>>719007996
Disgusting. Looks like a prolapsed asshole.
Anonymous No.719009169
>>719005951
Non-meme answer: intoxicating and thrilling
its fucking awesome
Anonymous No.719009276
>>719006695
an rpg where you have to grind as fast as possible
Anonymous No.719009301
>>719005885 (OP)
>Thinks that women are capable of performing the most important role
DPSissys are really something else
Anonymous No.719009407
>>719009137
>disgusting, looks like this other sexy thing
?
Anonymous No.719009409 >>719009502 >>719009836
>>719005885 (OP)
>play relatively obscure 5v5 pvp as support
>everyone thinks support is always a cuck role, either ig or on 4chan
>turns out to be so important to the meta that it's the most important part of the team
>become very good at one of the supports, like top 10 in the world
>when i got to the top levels, it was so much of a bitch role that either i could choose to make my own team or people would beg me to join theirs

kek, i know i ain't the bitch
Anonymous No.719009502
>>719009409
Whatever you say. Now go heal your teammates
Anonymous No.719009701 >>719009912
>>719009137
You'd know about that wouldn't you
Anonymous No.719009836
>>719009409
>t-tee hee I love the attention
Hot bitches are highly requested too. Now go heal me, slut
Anonymous No.719009912
>>719009701
Thanks to shock imagery on this website, yes.
Anonymous No.719009965 >>719011208
>>719005885 (OP)
>yeah I'm such a sissy support uwu :3
>GET STUNNED BITCH
Anonymous No.719010206 >>719012058
I like playing support because our win ratio goes way up.
It's one of the only things that sucked about Halo 3. The only real "support" I could do was being an insanely good driver.
It's wild how few people are good drivers in games. It really shows they never played racing sims growing up.
In BF6 beta I was always cringing at tank drivers that couldn't drive backwards.
One of the perks of playing hundreds of hours of Gran Turismo 3.
Anonymous No.719010232
>>719005885 (OP)
>Support is Gay

Funny coming from the dumb bastards that refuse to help build Hat Upgrades, maintain the Doors, or anything that would help us save our Princess, and keep theirs in our Dungeon.
Anonymous No.719010392
>sissies
Support (Healing)
>gigachads
Support (Buffs and Debuffs)
Anonymous No.719010749
>>719005885 (OP)
>"β€˜Enjoy playing support,’ huh? Yeah right… it only seems that way because you never let me play anything else… Ughhh… Whatever, I’ll join as support since no one else wants to, just give me a sec to get ready.”
Anonymous No.719010754 >>719010910 >>719011002
>>719005885 (OP)
The only time i was in a guild that raided semi-casually, the GM was a pretty chill dude who played healer and was decently good at telling all the fools who didn't know the mechanics what to do.

It's okay to have a fetish, but you shouldn't let it change your perception of reality.
Anonymous No.719010910
>>719010754
Sorry anon but we live in a meme world. Memes elect presidents and memes make billion dollar profits for companies.
Anonymous No.719011002
>>719010754
>It's okay to have a fetish, but you shouldn't let it change your perception of reality.
This nigga gets it. Don't let toaster-fucker peer pressure invade your head space, lads.
Anonymous No.719011073
But Doctors are highly sought after and successful.
This screams sour grapes cope.
Anonymous No.719011208 >>719016472
>>719009965
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One of the few characters I miss playing, such a shame he's stuck in a dogshit game
Anonymous No.719011371
>I-I just want to win the match!

Is this the "I dont want to stare a man ass" of healsissies?
Anonymous No.719011606 >>719011789
healing in very hard content is unironically the most chad thing you can do. healers just get a bad rep because 99% of games its the piss easy cuck role
Anonymous No.719011789
>>719011606
Pretty much

The reason i prefer DPS is because in easy content, you can still play well and get rewarded by finishing it a little bit faster.
As a healer in easy content, you're just trying not to fall asleep.
Anonymous No.719011860
>>719005951
heaven
Anonymous No.719011880
>of course I'm going to play support
Anonymous No.719011941
>>719005951
like gummy worms
Anonymous No.719012058
>>719010206
Anon its not that your win rate goes up when you support, its that it goes down when you're in an actual difficult important role.
Anonymous No.719012327 >>719012430 >>719012441 >>719012490 >>719012689 >>719012721 >>719012907 >>719013049 >>719013876 >>719014129 >>719014412 >>719014518 >>719016706
>>719005885 (OP)
>>719005951
>>719007996
>>719008885
>wake up
>see this
What would you do in this situation?
Anonymous No.719012430
>>719012327
im thinkin of my pov shrunk down and placed on her boobs
Anonymous No.719012441 >>719012529 >>719014271
>>719012327
I would take the virginity of every anon!
Anonymous No.719012490
>>719012327
go find some lesbians I guess
Anonymous No.719012529
>>719012441
You're too good for this world.
Anonymous No.719012689 >>719013781
>>719012327
I'm so glad I'm not agp
Anonymous No.719012721 >>719013781
>>719012327
>Tattoos
YIKES
Anonymous No.719012845
>>719007996
If you do well enough I'll let you leave some of that lipstick on tank daddy's cock.
Anonymous No.719012907 >>719013781
>>719012327
What do I search and where to find stuff like this?
Anonymous No.719013049 >>719013781
>>719012327
uhhhh... I think I can see it.
Anonymous No.719013781 >>719014093 >>719014518 >>719014972
>>719012689
>>719012721
>>719012907
>>719013049
problem?
Anonymous No.719013876 >>719014182 >>719014271
>>719012327
Begin by orienting yourself to location, place, time, and reality.
>if current location is unknown, look for a phone. check date and physical location on a maps app if they exist
>look through memories. see if you have new ones.
Plan to act accordingly based on them, but call in sick to work and any partners you now have: you have work to do.
>spend an hour or two to write down as many present memories exist that something weird is happening, and of former life, in broad strokes. store these securely online
>check for a wallet. Find your current personal ID and read it, as well as all cards and items contained therein

Verify invariants based on the above: what has NOT changed? We care about the following dimensions
>the year
>your physical location
>your name and broader identity
>your age
>what's new in your head (memories, past, etc.)
>whether male you at some point existed
>Your personal history and broad previous life choices (eg if you were an accountant, are you still one?)

Use all possible tools you've got to narrow down invariants and get things in order. A few good moves:
>check financial accounts you have access to
>perform web searches to determine whether male-you ever existed in current reality
>Attempt to authenticate to your web presence, and check your current web presence
>Post to the city craigslist, reddit, and discord that a very strange thing has happened at [your personal address] and provide contact information, in case someone has your male body, is presently freaky-friday'd and wants to talk. Check if others are having similar experiences as well
>Additionally, send emails and text messages from new devices to your old phone numbers email addresses if still active.
>Reach out to former family members and let them know that you're in a freaky friday scenario.
>Start applying for new copies of govt documents if needed: license, birth certificate, social security.

Once you've done the above, NOW you can jerk off or fuck a dude.
Anonymous No.719014093
>>719013781
imagine being shrunk down and being in her boobs like that
Anonymous No.719014129
>>719012327
realize how weak and fragile i am then kms, sorry i'm not agp so i'd hate to be the gender who can't enjoy solo walks at night and bleeds once a month
Anonymous No.719014182 >>719014485
>>719013876
this anon has AGP
Anonymous No.719014207
>>719005951
What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked.
Anonymous No.719014245 >>719015827
Best healer in any vidya. All medi guns are fun to use. Stock medi gun is meta and can wins games, Quick Fix turns you into the ultimate heal slut, Kritz always seems to catch people off guard and when used on explosive classes leads to insta kill streaks. Vaccinator tells the other team "fuck you my fun is more important than yours" and leads to some fun psychological warfare, perfect sociopathic players who just wanna win and willing to commit war crimes to obtain victory. Medic is my most played class, with 115 hours. Only two classes I've gotten over 100 hours and I dont regret having medic is one of them
Anonymous No.719014271 >>719014362 >>719014975
>>719012441
>>719013876
>just go fuck anons / bunch of dudes
How tho? Where would you find them? Would you just pick any man or the first man you see or select particular ones, if so which? You haven't thought this through
Anonymous No.719014362 >>719014568
>>719014271
/soc/ meetup threads
I bet a lot of anons are really shy, so it might take a while, but I'd keep at it. I want to be a slut for anon's cocks!
Anonymous No.719014412
>>719012327
immediately neck myself
Anonymous No.719014485
>>719014182
>he hasn't ever seriously thought about what he'd do in a girl-class Gregor Samsa scenario
Pathetic.
Anonymous No.719014518 >>719014870
>>719012327
Feel intense excitement and joy. Then masturbate passionately and explore my lustful body. I'd probably be a slut if I were looking this good, not gonna lie.
>>719013781
Post more please, it's making me feel so flustered and strange. I have that weird but intense feeling in my chest
Anonymous No.719014568 >>719014671
>>719014362
/soc/ is normies using 4chan, not 4channers hanging out.
Anonymous No.719014671
>>719014568
But I'd get banned trying to advertise on /v/.
Anonymous No.719014870 >>719014921 >>719015684
>>719014518
>I'd probably be a slut
Why do you think that, anon?

>it's making me feel so flustered and strange. I have that weird but intense feeling in my chest
How's that?
Anonymous No.719014921
>>719014870
my pov while im throatbusting anon
Anonymous No.719014972
>>719013781
No penis
Not interested
Can tell this girl is the type that spends all day playing candy crush on her phone
Anonymous No.719014975 >>719015301
>>719014271
wdym tard? dating apps exist and for women, they both work quite easily and provide a decently legible audit trail of
>you and the person with this phone were together at time or place
which is pretty decently iron-clad anti-rape if you meet in a public place for a date first so you can verify they're who they say they are.

You don't have to do it if you're still into girls, but if you wanna see what's what with dudes, you can easily make that happen within 0.5-4 days if you cared to do it.
Anonymous No.719015083 >>719015307
>only play support because nobody else wants to and someone has to do it
>somehow this makes me effeminate
fuck off
Anonymous No.719015301 >>719015408
>>719014975
Speaking from experience, bro?
Anonymous No.719015307 >>719015384
>>719015083
You end up doing it because you have a submissive streak. Otherwise you'd flat out refuse to do it, like everyone else.
Everyone senses that when you push comes to shove you'll cave and do what they want. I bet if they cornered you alone, they could bully you into wearing cute clothes and sucking their cocks.
Anonymous No.719015384
>>719015307
>Otherwise you'd flat out refuse to do it, like everyone else.
yeah and then our team loses because we don't have a support
fuck off with your stupid fucking fetish to >>/lgbt/
Anonymous No.719015408
>>719015301
yes
both from man slutting and having close (non-fucking) relationships with several female cousins, we've talked at length about online dating from their perspective.
Anonymous No.719015465
disgusting thread
Anonymous No.719015684 >>719015976 >>719016123
>>719014870
>Why do you think that, anon?
It is something I could never do now regarding what I am today but being a woman would allow me to give in to the idea of pleasing men and getting treated nicely (with some spiciness sometimes) for being a good girl.
I'd genuinely would try to comfort Anons who think they are losers and push them to look for a gf.
I'd be their first experience and a sort of healer. I can fix them. With my body and positive presence, I really can.
I want to be sexually accessible woman.
>How's that?
I always put those emotions away because it can be nothing but a dream however those webms and pics makes it hard for me to ignore the deep desire
Anonymous No.719015708
>>719006187
To stop your asshole from prolapsing
Anonymous No.719015827 >>719016846
>>719014245
To this day I have no fucking clue why the crusader's crossbow wasn't Medic's default weapon instead of the dogshit stock syringe gun
Anonymous No.719015976 >>719016223
>>719015684
>I'd genuinely would try to comfort Anons who think they are losers and push them to look for a gf.
>I'd be their first experience and a sort of healer. I can fix them. With my body and positive presence, I really can.
You're a saint.
Anonymous No.719016040
>>719005951
You're in the wrong thread if you want to talk about girls
Anonymous No.719016123
>>719015684
Thanks bro
Anonymous No.719016223
>>719015976
He's a guy. Fasting during a famine doesn't make you a saint.
If he was an actual woman with a valuable body he'd sing differently.
Anonymous No.719016317 >>719016439
Your ancestors never asked women what they wanted. Your ancestors would laugh at the idea of asking women what they wanted. This is because if you set your standards for living in accordance with what women wanted, you would develop extreme self-esteem issues due to the reality that what women want (which often has no bearing on reality anyway) is not something anyone may obtain but is simply born with.
>I want a man with a face like (insert 1 in a million male model here)
>I want a man who is 6'2, disqualifying probably 90% of the population immediately
>I want a man with shoulders so wide and a waist so trim it causes back problems
>I want a man with an adonis belt who is shredded but also goes out partying with me
>I want a man with a 9 inch cock
Ironically all of this is the exact same desire fundamentally.
>I want a man who is genetically the top 1% and there is no way for those ordinary men to FRAUD me into reproducing with them if they don't have these natural God-given qualities
Your ancestors laughed at the idea of giving women what they want because if that was the actual tactic for reproduction in our species, maybe 1% of dudes would ever get laid while the rest stood around doing all the work (it's not like women will build anything, work on infrastructure, go hunt for food, etc.) We're already seeing the effects of this. It is common in western societies for all political elections to boil down to which party is more willing to give women the right to kill their children. If you believe such a creature should be the ones deciding who gets to have sex or raise children then you have not been paying attention. At that point even rapists would be the better option.
Anonymous No.719016439
>>719016317
too long, didn't read, this is an AGP thread
Anonymous No.719016472 >>719016550
>>719011208
At least it hasn't beed BETRAYED and SCRAPPED from lore like pic related
Anonymous No.719016550
>>719016472
What did they do to Blitzcrank?
Anonymous No.719016706
>>719012327
I dont like the idea of growing old to begin with, watching myself go from a pretty woman to an old hag would be suicide inducing.
Anonymous No.719016846
>>719015827
The story I always here is "its to teach new players to heal and not fight" but personally I think its just leftover code from scouts nail gun that valve never bothered buffing it. Overdose is kind cool but stock is really bad. Though funny when you do get kills. Got a strange one with 500 kills actually.