Thread 719009410

cats are so fucking stupid i swear to god. dogs are the only correct choice for the white man

>aryanimals

Stay

>>719009559
filthy matted paws typed this post

>>719009559
>loves you no matter who you are
dogs are indiscriminate unlike cats who are selective and only love the truly civilized

>more toxo delusions
so tired of this shit

>>719009559
>dogs are the only correct choice for the white man
That explains a lot.

>>719009410 (OP)
stupid trannimal

>>719009785
toxoooo

>>719009883
nigger behavior, not surprising
>>719009889
lol

>>719009559
Brown hands typed this post

>>719009887
kekaroo

>>719009887
>>719009889
>>719010081
this is why i love /v/

>>719011332
dempsey roll

Cats are lizard brains. Simple, but focused. Practical and efficient. Dogs usually have a higher capacity (as long as they havent been bred with the human equivalent of down syndrome) for a much higher intelligence. Their patience, empathy, and caution can be mistaken for stupidity in some cases though.

Cats = niggers
Cat lovers = women and other liberal retards who are obsessed with niggers

>>719009724
canine bros... can we ever bounce back?

>>719009735
If you think about it, dogs are a testament to humanity's selfishness. We selectively bred an animal designed to love us more than itself.

>>719009785
>>719009887
>>719009889
>>719010081
>>719010153
samefag

>>719014240
Fuck you. I hate libfags, and I love cats and dogs.

>>719009559
Catfags get the rope
If I could delete anyone with a tattoo/ cat / pitbull / or a pickup truck larger than a 1991 ford ranger the world would be a much better place

>>719014840
Deleting just you would make it even better

>>719014840
correct post

>>719009559
Based. Catfags are almost always redditors with left wing political views.

>>719014938
Sorry about your cats and tattoos
And your small cock

>>719009559
I don't get why people like dogs so much. They're everything people hate in other humans
>Clingy
>Obsessive
>Co-dependent
>Ugly
>Smelly
>Guilt-tripping
>Retarded
>Don't give a shit about your personal space
>Literally just shit on the fucking floor and expect you to deal with it

>>719014840
you caused instant toxo seethe with your objectively correct post, well done

>>719009559
FPBP

Pigs > Cats/Dogs

>>719009559
>>719014840
Clean it up """friend"""

>>719009559
You mean white woman

>>719009410 (OP)
how it feels to grill with wood

>>719018852
>dogbrowniggers will see this and piss themselves in rage

reminder that dogs are antisemetic

>>719018852
*gently but aggressively taps you*

>>719019356
Did he died?

>>719019356
>rolls away
based

>>719019356
Fucking soulsfags

>>719019678
Why did he do it?

>>719019756
>orange
who knows

>>719019678
My cat does this sometimes but he's not orange, just a tard

>>719019756
Cat back legs are a whole separate entity.

>>719009410 (OP)
Worth it

>>719019756
having a seizure it's not funny

I should get a dog. I’ve got a large backyard so space isn’t an issue. My nieces and nephew are young but come over to “pick the garden” so they’d interact with the dog. What breed would you guys recommend?

>>719020320
Felis catus

>>719017068
where'd you find this video of me

>>719019756
>Why did he do it?
He got fed up of being groomed and started attacking the thing that bothers him, typical cat behavior, the problem is that he's attacking himself since cats are stupid as fuck.

>>719020374
There’s already a feral cat colony in the neighbor’s backyard that I’ve been keen to cull. Maybe I could get a cat with FIV and give them all AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIDDDDSSS

>>719009410 (OP)
>>719009724
Toxotransmosis moment.

>>719016626
stop fucking dogs

>>719022812
no

>>719009410 (OP)
>Singed whiskers
Doesn't this hurt the feline?

>>719023441
No, the whiskers themselves don't have pain receptors, but where they are attached to the cat is very sensitive so if you pull on them it can be irritating.

Dog owners are zoophiles. Cat owners are not.

>>719023626
i house and feed it so i get to pull its whiskers if and when i want to

>>719023306
Perfectly illustrates why competitive multiplayer is absolute shit and not fun.

>>719009410 (OP)
what a fucking idiot
if you're close enough to singe your fucking whiskers, it's almost certainly hot enough to be bad for your lungs too, and his nose looks full of soot even
wtf was he thinking

>>719024005
>wtf was he thinking
Have you ever had a cat? They spend 99% of their waking moments NOT thinking

>>719024005
>wtf was he thinking
mmm warm

>>719009559
Whatever you say, Achmed

CATS = NIGGERS

FUCK THE RETARD FAGGOT TRANNY REDDIT MOD

>>719018852
>discombobulate

Why are cats such assholes? They will literally eat your corpse while it's still warm.

>>719024059
muslims revere cats lmao. dogs are considered unclean and dirty in islam

>Cat owners are not.
lol

>>719024059
>Achmed
Are you dumb?
Sandniggers believe that dogs scare away angels so they're not even allowed inside their homes, they are not friends to the dogs just because they don't go out of their way to kill street dogs.

>>719024470
Catfags, everyone.

>>719018606
Must be an Australian cat, that's some serious lag.

>>719011332
I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

>>719024470
based testmaxxing shitpilled catgod. dogfags will never know how real the advantages of a parasite in your brain are
>>718992159
>>718992690

>>719023306
just needs a wider rim

Cats have always been the niggers of pet choices. Only redditor lefties like cats over dogs.

>>719018447
Carpet floors are the most retarded shit ever. The comfort is never worth the cleaning

>>719026065
there's a reason 'cat mom' is a thing
a reason that will go over the heads of cat ''people''

>>719009410 (OP)
JUST

I swear the best threads on /v/ are the ones not about vidya, reminds me of /b/ before the normie invasion.

>>719024470
You know, disgust is something evolution came up to prevent diseases and infections
If the entire population that doesn't have this disgust reflex gets put in concentration camps and murdered, the entire world will instantly become a better place

>>719009410 (OP)
>>719009559

>>719023846
>YOU'RE SO UGLY YOU COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTERPIECE

>>719026308
It's always been this way. No board is actually good at talking about its intended topic. I miss the night time /x/ and undersea threads we'd get.

>>719024318
>slaps söylennial beta m*le
based alpha cat

>>719014440
Mocking rodent mf

I personally prefer cats because they're independent creatures WITH social needs. they bond for the sake of companionship, not an instinctual pack psychology

>>719024470
ermm catsisters…what the heck is this???

>>719018179
>>719027363
DON'T LOOK UP WHICH GENUS PIGS BELONG TO

>>719026448
>evolution
No such thing.

>>719027363
cute pije :)
>>719027561
reeeeee

>>719027561
You...

>>719027638
seething christkike

>>719027106
Cats would be insane at FPS

>>719024005
warm :)

>>719027106
Damn, those are some insane reflexes, if only there was a term for that :^).

>>719017068
wtf? there are chud kots?

>>719014440
mogged by marmot

>>719018852
rude

>>719026460
FIRE WAS DISCOVERED

>>719029549
Two adorable retards.

>>719023947
mad cuz bad

>>719009410 (OP)
My nans cat used to do this, except side ways
One side of its body hair was always partially singed

>>719009559
The only animal more stupid than the modern dog is the modern dog owner

WTF are none of these cats even real? Not one of them has stood up and danced yet.

>>719032098
Here's a real cat for you.

>>719032052
i bet for like an instant you'd feel so perfectly warm and snug before you started melting

>>719024470
Fuck you, I almost puked

>>719009559
you're like that first post anti lolifaggot tourist

>>719009559
>t.

>>719024318
his cat just called him a bitch

>>719018447
>standing there filming instead of doing anything about it
The internet really has made people retarded

>>719032751
I twisted my ankle that bad once and I couldn't walk right for like 2 weeks.

>>719017605
>Clingy
>Obsessive
>Co-dependent
So like children?
>Ugly
Only severely inbred dogs are ugly, most of them are gorgeous.
>Smelly
Then fucking bathe it.
>Guilt-tripping
Don't be a weak willed faggot with no discipline
>Retarded
Scientifically proved to be far smarter than cats, there are dogs who can do jobs more complex than anything you're capable of doing.
>Don't give a shit about your personal space
Depends on the dog, a lot of dogs don't even like cuddling and prefer to sit on their own.
>Literally just shit on the fucking floor and expect you to deal with it
Completely the fault of the owner, train your dog properly

>>719009940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEa6jZv-Khc
>dog randomly attacks an unguarded child for no reason
>cat saves him
mmmhmmm, sure.

>>719014840
>the city slicker hates trucks
Stay in the right lane, slow cuck.

>>719018179
>be so worthless you are only good as livestock
Even fowl can be classified as a work animal. Pigs are the lowest of the low even amongst livestock. Don't even try comparing them to dogs

>>719024470
>Gotta refill my toxoplasmosis reserves real quick

>>719024470
Makes me want to order some more horse dewormer. Just in case.

>>719014628
wolves still have pack mentality if you think its stupid to love someone who feeds you and takes care of you daily then youre projecting your own feelings onto a reasonable animal.

>>719029029
How did the cat send the disc flying off the table at that angle?

>>719038071
telekinesis