Thread 719018208

THAT ENGINEER IS A BLOODY- WOHOHOHAHAHA

>>719018208 (OP)
THAT FRIGGIN DEMOMAN'S A - DOC C'MON MAN!

>THAT WAS AMAZING KILLING SPREE
>THANKS SOLDIER

POOTIS-HAAAAHHAAAHAHAH

>>719018208 (OP)
THAT DEMOMAN IS A NEGA-

MERASMUS HAS CUM

OH IT IS SAD - GOOD TIMES

RUN HOME TO - MEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC

DID YOU THINK I WOULD THINK?

*Miss a shot*
NOICE SHOT MOITE

>THAT DEMOMAN IS A-
>NEGA-
>*WHEEZE*

>Run into enemy scout and both of us miss all 6 scattergun shots
>YEAH YEAH THANKS
>Laugh taunt
>Explode bind

>>719019171
I miss moments like these. I should play TF2 sometime, it's been years.

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>>719019502
>4 viewers

just stop, like why would you even go on at this point?

>>719019635
Those 4 viewers? That's why they keep going.

I AM O- MEEEDDIIIIIIICC

>>719018997
You, yes you. All of you are -MEDIC!

>Throw jarate for no reason
>All you hear in the distance is UUUUGH
>Then shortly after AAAAAHHHH

There is no game that makes me laugh like this its so stupid too

Every one of you deserves a MEDIC!

https://youtu.be/SxyncMAQCxk

MORTIS LONG DIIIICK

>>719018871
GOD DAMMIT MERASMUS
STOP TAKING DRUGS

>>719019502
chud gaming

I keep playing Medic. I usually play as him since Medics are rare in pubs and even one makes a difference, but I've been doing it so long that I'm semi decent at Medic, but shit at everyone else.

>>719019502
>ahud, mat_phong 0 and a pink crosshair

>>719019171
>play shortstop scout
>run into another shortstop scout
>we just end up pushing each other until someone killbinds
>other one stands still for a second and then also killbinds
there will never be another game like tf2

>>719019502
imagine paying the price of a decal tool to stream-snipe somebody with 4 viewers and you're not even funny in the attempt

>>719020729
>he didn't play the game for 2500 hours for one to drop

>>719020729
>not having like 3 decal tools from random drops
>not having spare cash from selling random drops
NGMI

>>719020814
>>719020843
imagine doing it for free

>>719020883
It's a free to play game though?

>>719020609
>Nobody wants to play medic
>Your team wont defend you so you have to run blutsauger and quick fix
>People complain while youre top scoring still

>>719020883
>he doesn't demoralize trannies with tranny flag pfp by rallying his team to "beat the homosexuals"

>>719020609
>Gibus Heavy
>3 Snipers
>2 Spies
>Engineer that doesn't know what a teleporter is
>Demoknight
....guess it's time to go Medic and drag this team kicking and screaming to victory.
Again...

>>719021036
>he doesn't just go sticky jumper/rocket jumper and let them lose

>>719020950
What happens if your team also has a tranny

>guy getting votekicked off for being a retard
>starts shouting NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER at the top of his lungs over voice
>pepe the frog avatar and [1488] fake clan tag

>>719020729
it was pretty funny though

>>719021127
even better

>Spy has the best reskins in the game
>Nobody uses them cause theyre all brain rotted by the kunai and diamondback

rip

>>719020729
>implying it was only used once
That thing gets plenty of mileage with the amount of ttv and she/her usernames you see in any random pub server

>>719021365
I get people desperately asking me where I got this whenever I use it.
Wish I was better at Spy to actually do it regularly.

>>719021365
nobody uses the black rose because you can't get it anymore

>>719019171
>see two scouts having the worst melee fight ever
>stop doing what I'm doing
>throw the winner a "good shot" as heavy
>they respond with "yeah yeah, thanks"
It's the little things that count

>>719021365
luv my Sharp Dresser but after the buffs Big Earner is my main

australium knife on a budget and also it actually kinda looks better

>>719021365
I blame the fact that there is no way to have it in strange, same situation as the Iron Curtain. Same could be said about some other non-reskin weapons like the Dragon's Fury. They really need to fill out the rest of the arsenal
Sharp Dresser my beloved.

DO YOU REMEMBER SANDVICH?

ALERT
ANOTHER SENTRY BUSTER HAS ENTERED THE SPIES ARE COMING

>>719021656
vodka

>>719021708
ANOTHER ENGINEERBOT HAS TELEPORTED IN

>>719021653
It was never gonna happen for an untradable achievement weapon from another game.

The necrosmasher has a strangifier but valve made that weapon and now you cant even get the strangifier cause its 400 dollars.

PANGPANGPANGPANG
NEEDADISPENSERHERE
PANGPANGPANGPANG
NEEDADISPENSERHERE
PANGPANGPANGPANG
NEEDADISPENSERHERE

your thoughts on the newest serverblight ludokino?

>>719018352
What video was this from again i cant rememebr the title

>>719020729
Seething, malding, dilating

>>719021809
I'm just going to stay eternally pissed that there are non-promo items that cannot exist in strange form
Over the years I managed to get myself one of each (not counting reskins) and only one I truly don't have is PDA.
There are holes in the collection that will never be filled.

>>719018208 (OP)
THAT DEMOMAN'S A FUCKING NIGGER!

>Play spy
>disguise as teammate heavy
>Pretend to be friendly heavy
>Get friendly people around me
>stab the air to reveal i was never a heavy
>killbind

>Pick Spy on a CTF map
>Lurk around the enemy Engi nest using the Cloak and Dagger
>Never actually make a move, just spam voicelines while cloaked to fuck with the enemy team
TF2 really is the most fun you can have online

>>719021382
funnily enough i somehow never manage to see a even a single one. At least if we talk about "LOOK AT ME I AM ULTRAGEY AND HAVE TO SCREAM I AM ULTRAGHEY" ones.
I guess i am blessed with natural tranny repellance.

>TF2 never got actual half life promo items not even for Alyx
>CSGO did

I do like the medic set but what the fuck

>>719022189
diabolical

>>719022219
as far as the sign goes i never see it because it's kind of a bullseye or kick-me sign if you walk around with it too long
kind of the kiwi farmer's or sharty goer's equivalent of a furry porn sign

>>719021946
The ARG part is neat but the episode itself really wasn't that creepy compared to the rest. I knew the twist instantly from the start but maybe that's what they wanted.

>>719022189
>Engie calls in the furfag Pyro
>Furfag easily finds and kills you
>Both go back to playing the game
>Life is good

>>719021946
I find it interesting that with each player it assimilates, the Serverblight entity seems to change in character. Early on, it was like an instinctual monster, only saying lines without understanding it but only vaguely knowing it attracts players. We see grow into proper understanding and developing some level of twisted kinship with Aaron. Now, we're seeing it develop a sense of religiousity and, bizarrely, an apparent conscience. It might be like how, in Prototype, the main character, who's an inhuman monster, gradually develops a better sense of morality than even his human template, because of all the people it eaten. Serverblight even seemed to gave an "easy" way in for Aaron and didn't try much to prevent him from escaping.

>>719022189
Sounds dumb.

>>719022167
>Play as cloak and dagger spy on ctf of cp map
>Go behind enemy lines to far back engineer position
>Disguise as said engineer
>Spam "that engineer is a spah" as said engineer
>Watch the engie lose his mind and begin looking around for a spy
>Sap his nest when he walks away
>Go back into hiding as best is destroyed
>Keep spamming "That engineer is a spah"
>Repeat ad infinitum for however many times the engineer is still around until he rage quits and goes rage pyro to look for you

>>719022047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqDaMSk00wA

>>719022189
>>Never actually make a move
Nah cunt, you want to sap his shit and shoot him with the revolver from out of his sentry range to really get under his skin

MOO OHHOHOHAAAHAAA

>>719022297
the thumbnail was a mistake

>>719021365
>Is sexy in your path

>>719022219
I've had the displeasure of playing with obnoxious furries and /pol/posters that are trying too hard to fit the stereotype.
I still do see the obvious tranny profile in pubs but I'm pretty sure most of them toggle chat off and never interact ingame which is whatever, stay out of my lane
I shoot enemy gamers thats whats actually important.

>>719021365
No nobody uses the fucking Black Rose because the game with the achievement to get it isn't available anymore and the glitched tradable ones cost you a fucking kidney and your firstborn because of how jewish traders are.

>>719021365
>40 bucks plus tip
This is such a load of shit, I bet there are like 2 spies that use this thing because they are real Sam and Max fans.

>>719021536
>two scouts having the worst melee fight ever
story of my life
>miss all shotgun shots
>miss all 3 pistol magazines
>pull out melee
>i've got the war fan
>enemy scout has the wrap assassin with no ball

>>719021365
>diamondback
Nobody ever uses the Diamondback.

>>719022752
i actually did see the diamondback fall off in use, which is very strange for something that rewards you with obscene power just for existing as a spy

>>719022582
looks like a toaster

>>719022751
>war fan equipped
this happens to me way too fucking much after playing mvm since i always forget to switch my loadout off soda popper, milk, and fan

>>719022742
I bought season 3 when it was new so i am one of those two people. Same for poker night 1 and 2.

>>719022876
Break out the butter, I'm gonna make toast.

>>719022916
i've actually started using it more often in regular gameplay lately for no real reason other than if i'm already behind someone it gives me a dopamine hit to see mini crits pop up as they die. honestly basically everything the scout has access to is fun, i don't know why i spent so many years as a scattergun die hard. FaN into pits will make me laugh every time
>>719022970
why the fuck has no one made a dingodile set for pyro

>>719023034
I mean people shit on the Fan o' War, it's a really solid weapon on maps where getting behind people is easy. I just find myself more often than not using my Objectors, but it can be fun to run a mini-crit bleed build as Scout with the Backscatter, Cleaver, and Fan.

>>719022742
Every promo is getting more expensive every time i open backpacktf and see the minor increases.

>>719022831
Spies will either focus on stabs and never use their guns or focus on their gun and only stumble into stabs. The former will just use the L'Etranger (probably, you wouldn't know either way since they never ever fucking pull out their gun) and the latter either uses the Ambassador for those "super sick" headshots or Stock. The only time I ever see the Diamondback being used, it's because I'M using it, and I rarely do so. Nobody ever uses the gun that literally rewards you for doing your job.

>>719023190
The Cleaver just doesn't mesh with me since I whiff with it so often. The Pocket Pistol fucking rapes sideways and no one realizes it for some reason, you shoot someone once or twice with your primary and pull that out and it just BRRRTs them dead and sometimes you get a nice little chunk of health to beat afterburn without needing Mad Milk. Feels like the Glock 18 back in BF4.

>>719023610
Funny you say that since I'm the exact opposite, I can hit Cleavers from a million miles away but I'll miss my entire pistol clip at point blank range.
Kinda reminds me of how I can constantly hit pipes as Demo no problem but if I'm playing Soldier and not doing the shitter move of shooting floors and walls, I can't hit anything.

>>719023034
>why the fuck has no one made a dingodile set for pyro
I had plans to do that like 15 years ago, I think I still have my draft lying around. But that was back before misc items were a thing so it was just a hat idea.
I think I'll get in contact with one of my old 3d artist friends from back in the day and see if I can make that happen.
He was always my favorite boss character from that series

>>719023735
>I'm playing Soldier and not doing the shitter move of shooting floors and walls,
Dude, that's not being a shitter, that's what you're supposed to do.

>>719021365
would totally use shark dresser but I like stranges.

>>719024053
>that's what you're supposed to do.
And people wonder why I have zero respect for Soldier players when their class is actively designed against aiming at the enemies in favor of just shooting the floors and walls vaguely near them.

>MvM update is possibly this week if the blog post is to be believed
>Literally no expectations

They should have waited until spring to make a huge proper MvM update

>>719024174
>New missions
If they rewards don't include the unused Uranium Botkillers or new Australiums then I don't give a flying fuck, I'm staying with Two Cities.

>>719024174
There is no way in hell they are ready to ship an update since they never actually set up the workshop infrastructure for it nor did they have nearly enough time to personally play them to see what content is good.
Either they preselected things or it'll get massively delayed. Dont hold your breath

>>719024336
Yeah i dont see how they can realistically ship an update even though the blog says part 1 is soon and part 2 is before halloween on top of also shipping halloween itself THEN smissmas right after.

>>719021708
YOU HAVE DESTROYED ALL THE SPICE!

>>719024173
It's why your weapon is slow-ish to fire, has slow projectiles, and can be easily avoided in any open environment, the splash damage makes up for it (including enabling rocket jumps)

>>719019159
I bound "good shot" to LMB.
I love this stupid game.

>>719024583
Y'know people always tell me to just
>jump over the rockets, bro"
as if the splash is a flat circle on the ground, and I can't think of anything else in the entire world that angers me more than people who say that.

>>719024685
>>719024173
soldier class was designed to be the best class at killing. stay mad.

>>719024685
I'm forced to assume they THEY are assuming the Soldier is firing rockets straight at you, which is almost never the case with stock or any launcher that isn't the Direct Hit. There's riding splash damage from rockets for turbo Pyro axtinguisher plays, but that's not something that's reliable.

>Gee the older case items sure are getting expensive
>Look up price of Invasion cases on steam market
>15 dollars each

>>719021365
You retard, nobody fucking uses it because almost nobody has it.

>>719024336
>personally play them to see what content is good
they haven't done that for a long time

>>719022831
Gun spy = stock revolver
Actual spy = L'tranger
Fucking around = Enforcer/amby

>>719022479
the rageclass cycle goes
Engi>Pyro>Sniper

>>719025176
for me it's L'Etranger + Your Eternal Reward + Cloak and Dagger. i mostly try to trick people and then stab them in the back when they fully trust me. it's fun

>>719023208
The prices in general are going crazy, it's insane.
I bought a couple of "overpriced" collector's items a few years ago because haha red text funi. They all went up 3x-10x unironically. I sold a strange prof ks original for a strange prof ks rocket launcher once, now the original is worth fucking 50x what it used to be. I got some items with spells in like 2020 I think? When spells had been unobtainable already for many years - but it was still just a niche small collector's bonus; by now those same items go for 3x-5x more, including even just bot quickbuy listings (which are always underpriced as fuck).

I don't get it. The game is not getting extra players, it's becoming more and more clear Valve has stopped development, and the world economy is going to shit and everyone is getting poorer, so why are people spending more and more money on virtual pixels in a 20 year old game?

>>719025176
The enforcer comes out when some chucklefuck DR+Kunai spy is giving my team trouble.
Disguise as a teammate and you can 1 shot them since it pierces the damage resist.

>randomly get pass time when queuing
>soldier with a bazillion hours on the mode just instantly caps 5 times in a row and everyone leaves
t-thanks...

THAT MEDICS A BLOODY MEDIC- WOHOHOHAHAHA

>>719025358
>Every seasonal event i buy a few unusuals cause my brain is thematic loadout ADHD tier
>Just a couple months pass and an unusual taunt i paid 30 keys for is now 90 keys

I bought a switch 2 by selling a 1 of 1 unusual this year

>LEEEEEEEEEEETS'SSS DOOOIT! *wind noise*
>THAT SNIPER IS A BLOODY- SENTRY AHE *Caber explosion* WOUHAHAHAHAHAHOHAHAAAHHOHO!!

>>719021526
Sucks to suck you fucking alfer

>>719024936
i've still got one of those and a gargoyle case and everytime i think about selling i HODL and it just keeps going up

>"TF2 funny moments!" video
>three players meet and stare at each other
>player A killbinds
>player B killbinds
>player C killbinds
>repeat 50 times for the ten minute clip dump
Every TF2 clip dump channel either puts in a variety of actual clips, or it's literally just looool haha le reddit killbind xDDD. I don't get it

>>719020609
>nobody wants to play medic
>yet so much of the game's design hinges on having one
>tf2retards keep defending this as good game design

>>719026324
Who are you trying to bait?

>>719026324
me as the nobody

>>719026353
Well I guess >>719021036 could do with being reminded that its his fault for playing a shooter that doesn't let him shoot things.

Wutville is my favorite bad TF2 map and i love smissmas every year

>>719026250
i have like 10 years of clips of people saying funny things on voice chat interspersed with sick airshot clips but no one would ever see it

>>719026515
Nobody-kun is that you?

>>719026250
sorry bwo but killbinds are funny *pats your head* *kisses you with tongue*

>>719026250
High fiving someone and then exploding has not stopped being funny and never will stop being funny.

>>719026324
I play medic because I just got an australium blutsauger and I wanted an excuse to show off my newly adquired $15 wealth
Also playing as battle medic is oddly fun somehow

>>719026957
>say nobody wants to play medic with obvious hyperbole
>without fail always get the inevitable medic main who doesn't understand he isn't normal

>>719026957
>Scouts and Demoknights running at you while you have blutsauger

OKTOBERFEEEST

>>719022189
>Do nothing but sap the Engi's tele until he goes insane and switches class (usually Pyro)
It's so funny how angry they get

>>719027132
>Try doing this to the sniper main faggot
>He suddenly gains the best gamesense in the world and will crawl back into the spawn when you approach.

>>719027132
what now HUH
this thing is already the best wrench, no reason not to use it 90% of the time

>play normal tf2 match
>snipers (usually) aren't too annoying and spam is at a tolerable level
>100 player matches
>sniper and demo hell
and somehow i keep returning to those community servers

>>719027416
>Hear engi using it in spawn
>take tele as soon as he teleports
>telefrag him
I'll admit I have been baited a few times with it, especially since an Engi can still teleport even if his tele is being sapped

>>719021373
>weapon gets gutted because something else was annoying
sadly common

>>719027416
>switch to red-tape
>annoy him enough that I can hear him teleporting to spawn every time
>take the tele and sap the exit instead and sap everything while he's at spawn looking for me
>he can't teleport to exit because its not technically built

>>719027416
Do we hate the jag now?

>>719021373
i still use this because i enjoy nuking sentries and the faster velocity letting me snipe further

>>719027578
The Eviction Notice is currently the worst weapon in the game, even worse than the Gas Passer.

>>719026534
Post it, I'd watch it at 2am
>>719026741
When you explode on a high five it's moderately humorous. When someone explodes (on a high five or not) and the other guy looks at your dead body and killbinds/explodes as well, or when someone else runs up and killbinds on top of your ragdolls, it's really just not.

>>719027678
jag is great by all means and it's still way better than stock
but it's better to just place everything, run out to place tele exit, switch to jag, build your shit at spawn with it, switch to eureka and teleport everything through

>>719027729
what no there's literal toddlers on mic in EU public lobbies

>>719021373
Its unironically stronger now than it was before. And they removed the extra self damage from it to boot
20 extra damage isn't hitting enough damage breakpoints for you and having a third pipe lets you do so much more
Yeah its a double barrel that you shove 3 nades into the bottom and they fire out the top, nonsensical visuals aside its a more usable weapon

>>719021373
Its better than stock if you actually want to engage long distances and they have sentries but you feel like playing hybrid knight.

>>719027923
>20 extra damage
>he doesn't know

>>719026515
Fun fact: Wutville's creator is the founder of the Polycount, he's in his 50s and has been trying to fix Wutville for 5 years now

>>719019502
>look mommy I posted it again!
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/O1ONS6_rMvCLpWpREILqBg/

>>719027729
I'm a zoomer and I got to grow up playing fun casual games like TF2
It fucking sucks knowing that the online games I loved as a kid are all dead or dying by now, and there will never be anything else like them. I hate how games are so obsessed with esports bullshit now

>>719028278
Demoman was one of the classes that hated random damage spread the most since it meant he was losing kills on soldiers/heavies with pipes, all light classes with melee, and all medium classes with pipe+melee.
Having clean round numbers makes pipes way more consistent and dangerous, which is in his best interest.

sex with pyro

I think the worst thing Valve ever did to TF2 was introduce Unusuals. Never liked them, never had any interest in getting one. Gaudy, random particle effects that make no sense. It was easier to tolerate in the early years as they were so rare but nowadays there's at least one person in any given server looking like an idiot with one.

If they were designing the TF2 monetization these days I'd like to think they'd go a different route for the high ticket item, but people who actually buy into this shit really fall for conspicuous consumption.

>>719020729
>1 dollar is a lot of money to transfolks who are living on their friends couch because they were kicked out of their home because their parents are transphobic

>>719026515
Wutville is an acquired taste.

>Snipers who quickscope you even if you flank them and are dead silent
>Actual direct hit cheaters in 2025
>Anti backstab cheaters too

Wow how convenient every time im behind someone it doesnt play the knife raising animation for a backstab hmmmm

>>719028390
>all different filenames
retard

>>719028849
>I think the worst thing Valve ever did to TF2 was introduce Unusuals.

They ruined the games almost perfect artstyle

>>719028849
I like the originals a lot, especially bubbling and haunted ghost, because they were mostly just already existing particle effects in the game but they have gotten so fucking gaudy it's unreal.
Like, look at this shit, the effect is bigger than his head.

>>719028849
and they're ALWAYS worn by the most insufferable faggots that are a walking no fun allowed zone

>>719028849
smoking/steaming on pyro is nice. everything else can go to hell

MMPH MPHM- * Evil Laugh *

YOU!.... BABY!.. come to DOCTOR!!

>>719028849
I'm surprised there still isn't an unusual which is just two spinning birds like when a character gets dizzy in cartoons

>>719029268
>SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD

>>719028849
>>719029268
I like them when i can build a loadout around it

>>719029370
SEX WITH MUMBLES

>>719018208 (OP)
How the fuck is TF2 so Timeless so classic and still so fun.

>>719025045
I have it, I just stopped playing tf2

I bought a Strange Original years ago and I hate using it because people assume I'm going to be some compfag soldier god when in reality I got it because I really like Quake and got a bonus from work.

>>719022453
wasn't rubberfruit into vore

>>719030565
Thats how it feels whenever i play engie cause i have a strange PDA and strange giger counter.

>>719020162
>Fire grenade or rocket at player in the distance
>Get a kill on an invisible spy walking past, had no idea he was there
it's still funny after all of these years

>>719027729
i havent seen a competitive shooter since quake 3

no the aimbot console shooters don't count

>>719018748
>holiday punch
>POOTIS-POW! HAHA

>>719027487
>those
is there more than the shounic for the 100 player server?

>Fire three really good rockets, one's a guaranteed kill shot
>They all get blocked because teammates bunch up like retards.

>>719028390
seethe more tranny

>>719031350
>perfect crit rocket that's going to kill like 4 people
>scout bodyblocks it

>>719031350
>Prime backstab chain lined up, no one suspects a thing
>Dumbass gibus scout runs past me, misses 3 shots, and the entire team turns around and blows us both into dust

>>719031643
The amount of mangler charge shots that have been wasted because of a teammates back is probably more than the charge shot kills I've gotten.

>>719030565
I got one early on for I dunno, something like two buds? When I see the prices it goes for on the Steam market it really makes me amazed at how Valve made NFTs that people actually buy into.

Might just sell the few stranges I have. I don't care about an orange item name and kill counter.

>>719031350
>enemy sends a fat crit rocket my way
>get ready to reflect it for that juicy multi kill and instant argument on the other enemy team
>teammate clips past me and takes the rocket to his face, killing us both

>>719029137
>anti backstab cheaters
That's when you butterknife them to death, it's free salt.

>>719031848
>Scout
>Teammate bumps into me making me miss my first shot
>Same teammate blocks the next shot
>Pyro teammate blinds me with flame particles and I miss the third shot
>Random spread makes the fourth shot do 7 damage
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytoAANO-iKM

>>719032403
Its almost always going to be a heavy cheater with antibackstab, butterknife isn't doing shit against 450 health.
I guess they think people are too stupid to notice an aimbotting heavy

>>719019171
>invis around edge if upward
>bump into spy
>"good luck"
>"thank you"

How do you cancel dialogus?

>>719032628
>Spy among us
>Spy, gentlemen
>Uncloaks into high five taunt
>Thank you
>Much appreciated
>We both get killed 30 seconds later

>>719031350
>phlog pyro about to get headshot from my rifle once taunt ends
>teammate blast him at us and hes uses the momentum to crit us

>>719033016
>plant multiple stickies at his feet to nuke his sorry ass when his invuln wears off
>suddenly vaccinator medic saves him
>he gets fuckin zipped into the stratosphere and craters on impact
This fuckin game man

>>719020729
Hurting trannies is priceless

>>719033016
>Airblasted the phlog pyro out of the taunt on accident
>Again

>>719028626
I agree and yet nevertheless the loch'n'load used to be able to one-shot scouts a good amount of the time and now it can't

>>719033250
not as bad accidentally airblasting an ubered heavy towards your team haha what kinda fucking moron does that lol

>>719031350
>2fort, playing spy
>exit out of sewers and approach sentry
>engineer sees me and shoots, play it cool, don’t react at all
>stops shooting when I’m at like 5hp, I’ve managed to convince him I’m a real teammate
>prepare for the double-cross of the century, rubbing my hands together like an evil fuckin’ villain
>bumblefuck gibus spy wanders out of the sewers and makes the most obvious beeline for the sentry
>walks in front of me
>engie fires, I catch a stray bullet and die
>retard spy gets scared, falls back on primal instincts and fires his revolver
>gets instantly shedded by the sentry
I just stood there in spawn for a good thirty seconds.

>>719034280
Play Spy on 2fort is an exercise in masochism.

>>719034557
Nonsense! It's fun.
Well, it was at least.

>>719034280
*plucks guitar strings*
lol

>>719028849
>I think the worst thing Valve ever did to TF2 was
matchmaking

>>719031350
What was the reason for teammates blocking rockets again? Was it just a spy-checking thing? I honestly wouldn't give a damn if I had to shoot the floor to spy check.

>>719019159
>guy keeps missing me
>say GOOD SHOT
>he replies HEY THANKS

I do love this game sometimes.

>>719032420
>Random spread makes the fourth shot do 7 damage
aim better

>>719022189
>2007, PCGamer calls TF2 the most fun you can have online
>18 years later
>still true
>how did they do it, /v/ros?

>>719025045
wah

If you could add any weapon you wanted to tf2 what would it be? yes i know we're never getting another major update shutup

>>719035673
I'd remove Jarate

>>719035673
a utility sentry that does more aoe at the cost of damage and ramp up

a spy watch that buffs spy's defense but lowers his movement speed so he can stay around teams

>>719019502
I can at least respect that he gave his vtuber avatar the proportions of a shemale, with the broader shoulders/smaller head rather than going full "uwu i'm just a little girl" delusion.

>>719024569
administrator if she british

>>719035673
Ok how about this; chain link fence shield for heavy
can replace either minigun or secondary but only one at a time
hold alt fire to "spin up" or raise your shield, reducing your speed but generating an aoe damage resist for yourself and your team, the exactly like the battalion's backup
for every 150 damage you take while your shield is raised, you store one crit which you can use with any of your other weapons.
you can use it as a primary and become a more aggressive fat scout, you can use it as a secondary with your minigun for tighter pushes

>>719021373
I used this so much when it was only 2 shots that I can't aim with anything else anymore

>>719035673
swordvan.

>>719036549
Loch n Load is legitimately easier to aim with since its a faster projectile. That's why the original version of it was a dumb idea. You have a nade launcher which was both easier to hit with and did more damage.

>>719035673
A popgun for Spy that mimics his disguise's shooting.

>>719032561
Just played against one today on a CTF match i literally could not get a stab on him and he just magically knows a spy is around him even though im across the map.

>>719035673
Grenade slot.
More weapons for engi.

>>719035108
it''s to put a limit on spam, you can't just camp a dispencer and shoot into the fray to get kills while your heavy/medic soaks up all the shots

>>719019502
>sudden Russian language at the end
vatnik alert

>>719036931
>what is global multiplayer
Who doesn't play TF2 on Earth?

>>719036315
I’d like to see shotguns for a new class of primary weapons for heavy.
Imagine a big double-barrelled shotgun that can do like 150-200 per shot at close range, with a longer reload time than normal shotguns. Less sustained DPS than the mini gun in exchange for burst damage and much higher mobility. Can still use regular shotguns in secondary slot. You could also have an auto-shotgun with, say, 10 shells in it that does less damage.

>>719037095
>global multiplayer

>>719037218
You get what I've meant, you can run into anyone.
I've even saw Japs on occasions.

>>719035673
either give Heavy a Shortstop styled quad barrel-shotgun for fatscouting or give sniper a SMG primary so skinny heavy can be a thing. also give engi scouts other pistols and let heavy have a fourth slot for lunchboxes

>>719037095
the twitch stream is in Russian not the game itself
filthy Russkie sharty poster

>>719037305
You don't play the game faggot.

>>719035108
Yeah spam, you shouldn't be able to bunch up like five soldiers in a single choke and have all of them shoot straight through.
What's REALLY bullshit is teammates blocking melee swings. There is zero reason for that, if you're in melee range you deserve to get hit no matter how many teammates the enemy has around him.

>>719037419
>watching twitch streams
Spitting against the winds, bruv

>>719018208 (OP)
how's TF2 these days? Haven't played it for over half a year

>>719035673
I'm surprised Sniper never got a Boomerang weapon. Hell, not even as a reskin or cosmetic

>>719037496
Since 2012 I don't play anything, yeah. Don't be a bitch.

>>719036931
And you can just bet underage ivan over there thinks it's the height of comedy, posting a soijak sign at some streamer.
>>719037564
It's in the video, bot.

Go back sharteen

>>719022742
>The Big Dick
>Every Spy has one.

>>719018208 (OP)
>mogs you

>>719037574
…The same as it’s been for the last 7 years?

>>719037853
Not the same, bots are mostly gone.

>>719022453
boomer niggas be making fun of zoomers for laughing at skibidi toilet while they used to watch this

>>719037907
i do enjoy how swiftly and powerfully a bot hoster will get fucked in the mouth now if they try and start up again

Ricochet was better.

>>719035673
I'm torn between
>port TF2 Classic's Hunting Revolver
>add the scrapped Assault Cannon, with its stats allowing you to jump while revved with minimal speed loss

>>719020609
based and teammate pilled

PAINIS- hhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHEHEHHHHHHHH

Someone save me from myself

>>719037907
Shit, that’s true, I apologise.

>>719038242
Can't stop?

>>719038407
Addicted to the shindig?

>>719037574
As the others said, bots are no longer an issue, but I have find servers to be emptier, though maybe it has more to due with the wide array of maps more than anything.

>>719038242
>14 year old Mercenary badge
>Lumped in with julio.ortega.gonzalez2013 that installed the game yesterday

>>719038047
would take the hunting revolver in a heartbeat, i adore that thing's playstyle as a mid-range/close-range huntsman alternative

>>719026515
This map would always be jam packed with aimbot faggots before they fixed it

>>719037564
are you an actual mental incompetent

>>719037852
I'd rather just play HL2DM than this

In one point i was trying to be so annoying scout, that calls "need a dispenser here" all the time, that later even in a dense battle, while shooting, or even in the middle of a jump i was manage to press x+5 to call for a dispenser

>>719021365
>diamondback
Wasn't that the one revolver no Spy would ever touch? What's changed about it?

>>719039893
same lol

My buddy and I used to play Turbine on the official Valve servers for Quickplay, and setup sentry nests on their balcony.

>>719038407
CANT STOP
WONT STOP
CANT STOP THE BEAT
https://youtu.be/SPlQpGeTbIE

>>719038904
buy an old steam account maybe? idk, mines legit/original/im oooold and it aint fun to admit

>>719038441
its the only thing I can play until I update Windows/my 9 year old hardware since everyone hates Win8/etc etc
yes Im lazy and getting older and work has SUCKED this year

WTF HAPPENED TO MARKETPLACE SITES WHERE YOU CAN TRADE ITEMS FOR ITEMS? Literally all the usual ones only show prices in USD and you can only buy shit FOR MONEY.
Wtf?

>>719040468
scrap.tf still exists but its selection can be strange, people mostly want to use it for liquidation or for super-rare items, of which they don't get very many anymore

>>719040468
bc backpack.tf is partnered with marketplace.tf and the latter is paypal/credit card

you can still offer people the items but most are wanting to cash out OR are sharks that get full backpacks for 1/5th or 1/4th the actual value and these youngin's are flipping the stuff for money -- for easy spendin money

thats all there is. 20-25 year old scammin rare items from people using paid-search tools and then flipping the ill gotten goods for cash to boomers like myself who will easy to play

>>719040638
>will easy to play
easy to pay* bc we got the money but not the time

>>719018871
How did they get away with showing a topless old woman in the comics and why is it allowed to be posted on this board?

>>719040607
>>719040638
but how come no other site replaced those shit ones? It's retarded

>>719040984
scarcity causes increased prices

lack of websites due to like everything else, everyone uses the common 1-3 while theyre still working (facebook, google, etc etc)

>>719038904
>mfw I played on the xbox 360 version of orange box for years and only moved to PC a year after it went free to play and I am also lumped in with misha.semenovich2015
I have more hours in the "real" TF2 than most people because OB was stuck in the launch version

>>719035673
Give Pyro a lightning gun and buff the gas passer. I want to do advanced pyrosharking

Hey Valve when is the next tf2 cinematic?

>>719018208 (OP)
dummkopfs!

>>719039893
I am so used to spamming X+5 that sometimes i press X+5 by pure muscle memory when playing Counter Strike and others fps. I also sometimes press x+2 in CS when i get a kill.

>>719039893
I do that as Engineer just because it's funny
>heavy firefight, rockets, bullets and nades going everywhere
>"We need a dispenser riiiight here"
There's no limit to how much metal I'm willing to waste to place dispensers in retarded positions as well, provided I don't already have a useful one out.

>>719039893
>>719043419
I still do. I do it every time I play. I will not stop.

I also bound it to a single key.
I'm also that guy that has an account from 2007. CANT STOP WONT STOP. NEED A DISPENSA HERE NEED A DISPENSA HERE NEED A DISPENSA HERE NEED A DISPENSA HERE.

>>719035673
Not a new weapon but an idea for a rework of the Liberty Launcher that might as well be a new weapon.
>Keep the 40% Projectile speed bonus
>Remove Clip size bonus
>Remove Blast damage reduction for rocket jumps
>Remove -25% Damage penalty
>Add -25% Splash radius penalty
>Rockets impacting surfaces lose 77% splash radius, similar to Direct Hit this doesn't apply to rocket jumping.
>Rockets can be detonated mid-air with Attack 2
As someone who likes using Direct Hit but hates that the muscle memory it requires fucks over your aim with any other Rocket Launcher this would be another aim directly at the enemy Rocket Launcher. And because you would be able to detonate them any time similar to a detonator, you could do mid rocket jumps without a wall like the Beggars Bazooka can.

>>719030565
you're not good enough to hold the mantle of one then

>>719044061
or just learn to play Huntsman, which is a condensed version of the Rocket Launcher, but it just arcs

I have over 20K huntsman kills so I know how to use it. Huntsman excels when its a <32 man server, it gets impossible to use on 64/100 man servers since teammates soak up the arrows and there's no passthrough

>>719044353
Maybe if they added a version of the Huntsman that lets you rocket jump I'd consider that.

>>719037521
That's still enabled to an extent since the teammate projectile block doesn't apply if the teammate is really close to you.

>>719019164
DAAUUUAAAGHAGHGHGHH
THAT'S
RAY
SEEEST

>>719028390
ywnbaw :)

>>719035673
King's Blade
>This Weapon deals directional knockback similar to an explosion
>Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or rocket packs
>No Random Critical Hits
Added Achievement
>You're that Doctor!
>Separate an Ubered pair using King's Blade
I may have some biases

>>719039923
The ego cannon amby got nerfed for some reason and spies who can't hit heads realised there's an easier to use alternative.

>>719028309
i remember the map being fucking awful on release because of the fps dip, cant believe it has been 5 years already

>>719027729
pretty sure that more than half of Fortnite players are hyper casuals and dont even give a shit if they win or lose.

Tf2 wont ever be as fun as playing on the 4chan server in 2009. i wont ever go back.

>>719041471
i've wanted a lightning gun for so long

>>719041368
>Realizing the PC version had more weapons
>Realizing the PC version had great balance changes
>Realizing the PC version had more maps
Was a surreal experience.

>>719035673
a bigger banner that takes the primary slot but passively increases soldier's movement speed, secondary reload speed, and increases secondary ammo by 50%. just so i can run around with a shotgun and a banner

>>719041368
>>719046894
>Farming achies on the test map
>Messing around on community servers for item drops
>Only having 48 slots for F2P and then upgrading to premium for more.
>Old Sandman
>Old Soda Popper
>Old PBP
>Installing TR_Walkway
>Mario_Kart_V3/4
Christ. Time flies.

>>719019164
PAINIS PAINIS PAINIS PAINIS PAINIS PAINIS PAINIS PAINIS PAINIS PAINIS PAINIS PAINIS PAINIS PAINIS PAINIS PAINIS PAINIS PAINIS

It doesn't really do anything special but boy do I feel better when I use it.

>>719018642
>That was an amazing killing spree...by the- MEDIC

>>719035673
Give the Syringe Guns the Needler's supercombine. They could even have the own effects
>Stock does a normal explosion
>Blutsauger does less damage with its explosion but restores a portion of the Medic's health at once.
>Overdoes deals more or less damage based on your current amount of Ubercharge

>>719035673
>>719046250
fuck it more cave story autism. The Polar Bracer
>Firing builds up a overheat meter instead of consuming ammo
>shots energy projectiles that can't be deflected
>can jump while spun up
>firing while airborne deals self knockback
>damage, self knockback, and projectile size all increase with overheat meter
>maxing overheat deals self afterburn and disables weapon till weapon reaches zero
let me fly as the fat russian

>>719018642
>>719047945
>"The last word out of your sorry mouth will be- MEDIC!"
>other guy calls for medic
>kill them

>Cloak and Dagger behind a Sniper
>He misses a shot
>"Admirable shot"
>Unscopes and looks back and forth
>"Thanks mate"

>>719047491
>go on a Mario Kart server in 2025
>don't hear this blaring through your speaker the moment you enter
>https://youtu.be/h03exHfEKKM?list=PL314951F2171A4805
>server is completely silent
Sometimes I really do miss 2008/2009 TF2

>>719035673
>Heavy gets a primary shotgun
>Secondary that's a jump pad
>Secondary that's a banana peel that makes enemies/allies/yourself slide forward
Really anything that makes him a more appealing class to play. He's super easy and I like him as a character but also completely sauceless.

>>719047727
One in the list of "weapons people try to use like stock so they never benefit from the upside and think it sucks" when they should be jump revving into groups of people.
There's the obvious benefit of passively fucking up scouts, spies, ubersaw medics and anyone else who might want to get close to or around the heavy, but you also see people staying at an easy to shoot distance and limiting their movement in general because they don't want to touch the fire ring.

>>719035673
deals no damage
launches on impact

>>719049242
You will feel the loss of damage way more on the natascha probably but heavy's stupid damage ramp up change makes both miniguns feel like they take ages to kill.

>>719049136
Community servers being nothing ghost towns is just...
It's like visiting a destitute city or its ruins.

>Accidentally taunt in the middle of a firefight, Demoman starts drinking and everyone stops fighting and rotates away.
Shiieet...

>>719049792
>the only person to speak up is engineer, shaking his head, in a disappointed tone
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/8e/Engineer_dominationdemoman02.wav

>>719019502
PYROBROS… WE WON!

>>719035673
Lunchbox item for Heavy that makes him jump higher. I don't think it would cause problems, would separate him from his Medic and giving up healing or a shotgun for getting access to some shortcuts or standing in some funny spots would be situational enough.
I can't think of much new and unique that wouldn't fuck with class roles and be annoying to play against.

rate my backpack
https://backpack tf/profiles/76561197993262430
also am i missing anything particularly useful or common? haven't played in a while

>>719037576
sniper isn't allowed to have fun secondaries just shit that pisses everyone else off

>>719050239
hard counters aren't ok, unless you're sniper, then you get pyro's old axtinguisher as a melee

>>719036931
the russian makes it better. Especially with sound.
In another one of these streamsnipe clips there's several of them talking to each other and you can hear them go "fuck niggers" in a thick russian accent imbetween their giggling and ruski cursing

>give heavy a forth slot for lunchboxes
>give the caber a cooldown that can be speed up with ammo packs
>allow engie to use the winger and pocket pistol
>revert the eviction notice but also with a holster and deploy speed buff
>give sniper tracers and reverse falloff at close range
>make the razorback a active shield so its less braindead
>make the enforcers damage bonus flat and replace the slower firerate with reduced cloak on hit
>revert the amby
>put the kunai's lifesteal on a cooldown put buff the base health to 100
>increase the jarate cooldown to 35 seconds
>allow the cleaver to mini-crit bleeding enemies
>give the Natascha and sandman a speed boost on hit
>buff the pomson and bisons projectile speed and increase the bisons damage
>allow all the grordbort weapons to ignore damage resistances (minus the phlog and cow mangler)
>let the manmelter clear all debuffs but only get crits from burning players
>reduce the max health from the bazaar bargain by 20
>put a one second cooldown on vaccinator shields and make it so you can't cap while ubered
>remove the steaks damage venuriblity and also give it a pounce ability that's charged with damage
>allow the long heater to shoot a firework after dealing enough damage
>reduce the scorch shots afterburn duration and only explode on hitting players

>>719050481
OH NO THEY'RE SQUEAKERS.

OOOOH IM GONNA STRANGLE MEEEEDIIIIICCCCCC

>>719037351
a buffed SMG would would just be a CoD assault rifle which honestly depending how its balanced sounds funny as hell so i'm down for it

>>719020067
ALL OF YOU ARE- BAD!

>>719050521
>I'm stupid and have fucking retarded opinions

>>719049136
i have the most bizarre memory of seeing some ancient youtube video of the guy who made mario_kart out go karting or something and i don't remember if this was the music or not. i think it was called like "xenon fucking dies" or his other handles or something and i swear to god i didn't hallucinate this

>>719027729
*gen alpha
zoomers absolutely grew up playing TF2, the oldest ones are currently pushing 30 meaning they'd have been around 10 when TF2 came out like me

>>719035673
a scottish flag banner in the primary slot for demo that increases movement and attack speed while active
you have to give up booties but it's basically a demoknight banner and wouldn't be that great on sticky demo since neither stat is super relevant to him

>>719051759
>You! Yes you! You are- MEDIIC

>>719038047
>>719039254
https://youtu.be/W2zeKP9vhwQ?si=P-7kz5qGEADY6Pk7
I like the idea of giving sniper both the hunting revolver and a double rifle to allow different aggressive playstyles, each with their own pros and cons.

>>719035673
>Scout
Nailgun
>Pyro
Heavy flamethrower; increased range and damage but lower move speed while deployed.
>Demo
Molotov cocktail launcher
Gunboats
>Heavy
Boots primary to fully fat scout
Razorback
Rework the banana into an instant +150 hp with the Sandvich's 30 second recharge (Basically pre-nerf sandvich)
Rework the Dalokos Bar into giving you +150 overheal that doesn't decay instead of just the piddling +50 max health
>Engineer
Mini Dispenser
Launch pads
Tesla Coil Sentry a la Red Alert
Lever rifle primary
Revolver secondary
>Medic
Overhealer
Rework the overdose into being a permanent speed boost even while not deployed
Rework the Vita-Saw into always keeping ~40-60% of your current charge meter after death.
>Sniper
Revolver Primary
Re-tool the Danger Shield into blocking headshots like it used to.
>Spy
Tranquilizer Gun that can be shot without breaking disguise.
Phase Cloaking Watch that lets you pass through enemy players

>>719053775
Shame that demo is the only one with a subclass.

>>719018208 (OP)
>high-five somebody and kill bind at the perfect moment
nothing feels better

>>719035673
If I could add any weapon in tf2 it would be a sniper shit jar that forces an enemy to be frozen in place stuck from snipers sticky shit

Thank you for reading

>>719027873
doesnt switching to and from eureka effect destroy your teleporters?

>>719027729
>open up /v/
>thread about zoomers never experiencing garry's mod (they have)
>open up tf2 thread
>post about zoomers never experiencing tf2 (they have)
do you do this all day

>>719026324
>not a single soul plays medic for the entire match
>switch to medic
>within moments, there's a second medic, and they're retards who constantly heal the same target you are
makes me want to scream

>>719043419
>play engi
>spam nothing but c5
>it has only one voiceline
i've only ever had one person call me out on it though

>>719054386
switching wrench hasn't broken all of your buildings in years.
the only building that gets destroyed nowadays is your sentry if and only if you are switching to or from gunslinger.
the lowered upgrade threshold from the Eureka Effect don't go away.

>>719018208 (OP)
Doh doh doh doohhh doh doh doh doh come sing with MEDIC!

>>719056252
well don't that beat all

>>719021365
>used SAM to get whatever achievements I could find for TF2 items
>one of the games that showed up in there gave me this weapon
Is it impossible to SAM anymore? If so, good on me for being a whore for free hats all those years ago.

>>719060024
IIRC they've since decoupled the game's achievement from the item since the way SAM does shit could get you banned from Steam since it doesn't just push the achievement completion bytes like tf2 achievement plugins do.

>>719018813
>>719019164
how do i do this? i'm not fast enough with my fingers, do i have to bind everything and spam?
>>719023208
>>719025358
>>719025937
that's not items getting more expensive it's dollar getting weaker, in europe it's getting cheaper

>>719021141
>makes a thread on /v/ about it

>>719038002
Boomers didn't make a media franchise out of it or had themed birthday parties.

>>719024632
but how do you fire then

>>719035673
tau cannon primary for heavy weapons guy
same deal as the minigun, except
>Fires one ricocheting shot
>Spin-up charges your next shot
>Charged shots have scaling knockback on yourself and enemies and increased damage obviously
>Can jump at half height while spunup so you can launch yourself

>>719037673
His steam nickname in the webm is тaня (tanya), a feminine given name
Troon vs troon kino

whats the video where something happened to the medic and demoman says something along the lines of "you were ugly. now you are LOUD....and ugly.
I think about this soundbite far too often.
There is also some plot point about heavy and a box

>>719065201
stu_pidface's_flatulent_extravaganza.egg

>>719065483
yup thats the one lol
now thats a diet I call SEX

>>719050521
>>revert the amby
Why'd they nerf it anyway? I don't recall it ever being really troublesome.

>>719022219
Not every troon in this game is obnoxious and is annoying to have in your lobby but every time someone is like that, it usually is a troon. I once had some obnoxious troon on my team who stayed in spawn begging the enemy team to kick their demo man with nazi/racist shit on his loadout. When one of our teammates told xir to STFU and heal he tried to votekick him and left immediately after everyone voted no lmao. Aside from him I will just see garden variety looneytroons with pronouns every 10 games or so and they're usually dogshit at the game but otherwise they're fine if they just shut up

What's the name of that map with the airship race and checkpoints?
That was great!

>>719065780
Youtubers/compfags were mad people were playing that hero wrong. (Yes, I intentionally used the wrong terminology to make a point).
Basically EVERY nerf from gun mettle all the way through Jungle Inferno was made to appeal to retarded TF2 Youtubers and Compfags up until Valve realized it was fucking retarded and they'd start asking for retarded shit like removing sniper from the game, but also being too unwilling to admit they fucked up and rolling out a
>Unfuck everything that got ruined in that two year long lapse of judgement where we got tricked by youtubers

>>719065943
So that's why, huh.
Wew.
fuck compfags
they strip all the meat and make everything boring

>Demoman: RWWWWAAAAAASRRRRRRGGHHH

>scout: deathscream

I love this game :)

>>719065943
The youtubers and compies grifting off of this game and almost killing it pisses me off to no end. They really wanted to take one of the last casual meme games on the market that people just played because it was simple fun and turn it into some tourneyfag nonsense when nobody gave a shit about comp except the idiots who got suckered into thinking a scuffed 6v6 mode in a 12v12 game was the ideal way to play the game and the retarded youtubers and their even more retarded viewers they were able to gaslight into promoting them. What a clusterfuck.

>>719066251
Honestly the funniest thing about the whole situation is that they unironically still are owed shit by Valve for actively making the game and it's surrounding ecosystem worse.

>>719066304
they unironically think they are owed shit by Valve.
Thanks to this negrotown website sending words from my post down the underground railroad.

Rubberfruit videos are the only reason I downloaded TF2.
This game was magical when it was full of community servers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1-6ZO7O1Qk

>>719066457
He was some of the grease that got me to make my Steam Account and not be an xbox fag (where I played tf2 back in 2007)

>Two players high five
>Both killbind when their hands meet
>Third player randomly runs up and schadenfreude taunts
>Killbinds immediately after

God bless

>>719066637
It's so natural and beautiful to see.

>>719019635
Sometimes you can just stream for fun and see if someone likes whatever it is you're doing. Keep in mind even the biggest streamers started small at some point.

>>719021365
I really tried to get one back in the day but the game you got it from for some reason didn't want to launch

>>719033250
Toxotransmosis moment.

>>719033250
>Shortstop Shove phlog pyro
>off a cliff

>>719027729
Actually, I grew up with Garden Warfare 2, I only turned to TF2 when I lost my PS4.

>>719050521
Good news! You're brain-damaged enough to be a TF2C developer

A really dumb question, but can one make tf2 based mods just like with hl2dm?

>>719069016
Yeah, they added TF2 to the SM2k13 SDK a while ago.
Really the only major sticking point is all the sdk tools are windows only.

>>719065943
>>719065780
sniper already sucks, nobody wants to fight sniper but he can go invisible too, fuck you.

>Thread Intermission

THIRTY SECOND LETS PLAY LETS GO

UUUGGHH WE’RE GONNA PLAY MATT DAMON’S CONSPIRACY

>>719069970
They completely gimped it and you're still upset about it, so it was totally pointless.

This thread is making me want to play TF2 again. I haven't played it since 2018.

>>719069970
>not just making new tools for other classes to counter
also
>nobody wants to fight sniper
>implying

>>719069976
THIS GAME IS BASICALLY ABOUT RUNNING AWAY FROM PEOPLE WITH GUNS
OOH, RIGHT IN THE SKOOJILIS

>>719070050
the only change is that you have to be within expected distance for spy to kill you instead of some guy with 2000 hours (or an aimbot) deleting you from accross the map when you're a little damaged, if you use the amby in the ways it was actually designed literally nothing has changed since it was released

>>719070050
They always find something to complain about.
Meanwhile the whole point of other weapons is to be unusual.
There's only so much you can do with mere math tweaks and 1 or 2 effects, based not on real weapon design rationale abstractified into game mechanics, but on game balance rationale in relation to vanilla kit (which should be solid in all situations in either case).
But to reduce even that to a tiny percentage chance and impotent damage is to make weapons plain useless, literally reducing loadouts to skins plus.

>>719022742
Hello. Iam one of those fans. my spy is a cop

>>719070387
>expensive revolver reskin
>license to maim isn't tradeable
hard time to be a poor fag. Even worse that the enforcer, the next coolest looking revolver, is kinda shit

>>719028849
>not non red/blue dyes

>>719018208 (OP)
OOOOH IVE REALLY HIT RICK BOTTOM

>>719060886
>in europe it's getting cheaper
I'm talking about the price in keys for most things

People who bitch about the Ambassador nerf weren't around for when people compared it to the "20% more damage, 0.5 sec longer cloak time" Enforcer and still argued about which one of the busted unlocks was better.
Just git gud and you too can hit headshots like a committed Spy player in 2011

>>719071351
The more op an unlock is, the cooler it is.
Just gid gud and make more cool guns.

>>719022742
They should've reran the big kill for the Devils Playhouse rerelease

>>719071658
I get why they wouldn't, but they could have always just gave out Genuine ones and left the originals alone.

thoughts on these syringe gun reworks

>>719071778
Or just used the Vintage quality for the entire reason it exists.
Same thing with rerunning strange Kritz and Gunslinger, make the original stranges vintages so tradefags don't throw a fit but allow more people to actually use a strange kritz without paying a fortune for something that'll just get more expensive and exlusive.

>>719071882
Nah.

>>719071882
I think the damage done by a tf2 youtuber declaring the crossbow "the best medic primary" has given people a completely unrealistic idea of how "powerful" the syringe guns need to be to "compete" and amusingly enough are completely unaware that the syringe guns are usually better to have than the crossbow.

>>719071882
Medic REALLY doesn't need buffs, he's already incredibly powerful and turns gamrs into sweatfests. Let his primaries suck. If anything, nerf the crossbow.

>>719072034
The primaries don't even suck, that's the dumbest thing about this.

>>719072016
They aren't, syringes really suck. Maybe they were decent in 2007 but in modern TF2 they are basically useless, even moreso compared to the Crossbow.

I miss taunt sliding. I loved seeing people spam the guitar and the effects would follow them as they shoot you in the face making all the retarded noises and poses.

>>719072136
There's a server variable for enabling that if you want.

>>719018208 (OP)
>ENTIRE TEAM IS STUPID BABIES
>I LOVE THIS BABY

Really enjoying the new No Bullets bodygroup for Heavy

>>719072187
Yeah but nobody would join it. I wanna be on the receiving end of that

>>719072459
Have you considered asking your friends?

>>719071882
Giving the Syringe Gun Uber on hit I see suggested a lot, as the "problem" with the Syringe Guns (since they added the Crusaders Crossbow) is that they don't help him do his job of healing and building uber, it's the obvious lazy solution to give the other primaries healing or Uber. But it just doesn't seem like a fun addition. Medic's supposed to be easy to hunt down on his own, but now he gets Uber for using his fallback primary. And I guess you buffed the other two just to compete with the Uber on hit.
For an easy solution I would just nerf the damage dealing potential of the Crossbow. Cut the ammo down to like 10 so you have to think about when to use it and give it normal damage fall-off. It can even keep the passive reload.

I also like the idea of the TF2C Rejuvenator that lets you put down a static Uber that allows you to swap to your Syringe Gun while it's out because you don't need to heal and can't build Uber while it's out anyway (despite the countless other issues that weapon has).

Emesis Blue

>>719071882
Giving uber on hit would be a pretty bad idea. It'd just encourage medics to spam chokepoints instead of healing and assisting with pushes. Just let them reload outside of use like the crossbow.

>>719071061
yeah and keys are getting cheaper

>>719071882
honestly i'm a pretty good scout and sometimes i get bodies by medics with this, mogs crossbow hard but crossbow is good for healing

>>719072016
the blut is FINE and the Overdose is decent as a escape tool even if the crossbow is still the meta. stock meanwhile has no redeeming qualities

>>719029137
I used to play nullcore until it got patched
Fun times.

>>719070050
>we amputated your arm so the infected couldn't spread, but you're still upset you've lost your arm, so it was totally pointless

>>719071882
>ubercharge on hit syringe gun
How do people not fucking understand this is a stupid idea?

>>719072782
Not by that much

>>719060886
You can get a bind that plays the voiceline and the taunt in quick succession. You can trigger taunts by name in the console.

>>719074770
I'm not really sure what to be more flabberghasted at.
The insinuation that the ambassador a weapon that was basically a non issue in the game for 8 years was comparable to an infected arm
Or the weird potentially strange implication that you're saying that you'd want to keep an infected arm.

>>719074983
You have to understand, they think the Crusader's Crossbow is a good medic primary despite entirely being countered by more than one enemy gamer shooting at your heal target with something other than a pistol from the other side of twofort.

>>719071882
Horrendous, particularly the base Syringe Gun. Rewarding Medic with Uber should happen as he does his job and heals people, not hurting them. Medic IS NOT a damage class, he's supposed to suck balls at defending himself

What we need is the Crossbow being seriously nerfed, not the Syringe Guns being buffed.

>>719075610
The crossbow isn't even that good
You fucks are retarded.

ok but ubersaw should lose random crits

>>719075691
The Crossbow destroys the fucking point of Medic. Allowing Medic to heal from far away gives him far more control over large swathes of people and can easily let a good Medic main keep a whole team healthy which is seriously unbalanced you utter moron

The point of base Medic is that you have a choice. You can only heal one person at a time, sure you can switch around but that wastes time. You need to be aware of who needs it the most, keep tabs on everyone and manage their health while also prioritizing pushes and Ubercharges. But the Crossbow nullifies that since you can usually heal a ton of people from far away with a single shot or two and that's it

>>719075828
You're describing the amputator and NOBODY is describing that shit as overpowered.

>>719075691
lol

>>719075881
>NOBODY is describing that shit as overpowered
Because the Amputator makes you stand for ten fucking seconds in the same place doing a loud taunt, meaning you are a free kill essentially? I still don't like it and think Medic shouldn't have fast ways of healing but it isn't the fucking Crossbow, where there isn't a punishment to Medic choosing it. You just have a way better primary that allows for healing llarge chunks of health from the other side of the map with no cooldown or vulnerability

>>719075576
Nonsense post

>>719076082
Yes, the amputator does make you stand still while taunting, it also heals your entire team and gets critical heals.
What it doesn't do is teleport you in front of enemy spies and snipers for the purposes of getting away from something stupid you said online.

>>719075506
>was comparable to an infected arm
Analogies are allowed to go for extremes to make a point as long as there is an equivalence in the logic
>implication that you're saying that you'd want to keep an infected arm.
The point is someone can still be unhappy with a situation after it was improved. Doesn't mean there was no point to improving it. If anything the person implying the infected arm should be kept is the one who suggests that the improvement was pointless.

>>719065780
>>719066074
Nobody really complained but Valve decided that spy shouldn't be a second sniper. It was mostly used in pubstomps, and maybe some people got annoyed that epic spies with 10000 hours of amby practice could camp and headshot you from across the map, though back then even the sniper hate hadn't gotten astroturfed yet so I don't remember many people complaining about spy either.

Then after it got nerfed people like >>719065943 decided that it was all compfag's fault and have spent the next decade stirring tribal hatred, despite spy being almost irrelevant in all comp formats and epic comp spy mains loving the amby as almost the only thing keeping them from being useless cloak and dagger observers.

>>719076285
>What it doesn't do is teleport you in front of enemy spies and snipers
Not sure how this is an argument lol. Since chances are Medic is doing this shit in the frontlines since the team isn't going to retreat to get heals, this puts him at a very high likelihood that Snipers will have a clear shot. And it isn't about Spies necessarily, it's about Scouts and Soldiers and Demos finding the Medic and instantly shooting him dead

Overall the Amputator cannot be compared to the Crossbow. You haven't even tackled the obvious difference in that people have to come to the Medic with the Amputator whereas with the Crossbow the Medic heals MORE the further away the healed ally is, meaning a Medic with decent aim can heal tons of people from across the fucking map with no real counter. If it sucked balls like you say then we'd see the Amputator be used more than in MvM and Medieval Mode and we wouldn't see every single fucking Medic that isn't a Gibus weirdo or LARPing as a Battle Medic use the Crossbow

Would

>>719076453
It's 2025 and we're on 4chan.
There's no reason to run damage control for compfags and youtubers who are unambiguously responsible for three years of the worst fucking updates to the game ever made, and are, presently STILL DEMANDING MORE OF THE SAME SHIT.
It's Ovah.

>>719072016
The crossbow can heal, the other syringe guns cannot heal. They're only ever "better to have" if you're playing aggressive/battle medic which is a suboptimal playstyle. I mean by all means IF you're going battle medic in a pub then be my guest and definitely use the blutsauger for it (and the crossbow will be useless), but weapon balance isn't decided by meme/subclass playstyles but rather the most effective way to use them. And for medic, long-range burst healing is an invaluable tool and no amount of DPS the syringe guns have will be worth giving it up.

>>719075576
Crusader's Crossbow is a weird weapon because on one hand it does go against the entire design philosophy of medic. It's astounding that you get anons who don't understand why the medigun doesn't require aiming.

On the other hand though, Medic is such a boring class that you end up justifying such a conflicting design just because it makes the class more interesting to play for some people.

>>719075691
It's one of the biggest upgrades in the game. It's one thing that it vastly increases your range of influence but it also immensely improves your healing output.

>>719076618
I mean I fucking hate compfags but GunSpy sucked ass and deserved to get nerfed. You either backstab as Spy or you aren't playing the class right (because you suck at playing Spy).

Compfags were worse with how they nerfed other weapons which were completely balanced, then banned them anyways in their faggy "tournaments" which really boil down to being forced to play the exact way compfags want you to play (AKA the same six classes over and over with the same rollouts and the same loadouts and the same tactics and the same priorities)

>>719076521
>Not sure how this is an ar
Your statement is that the amputator immediately makes you critically vulnerable to enemy gamers. The weapon doesn't actually do this and you can easily use it without putting yourself at risk.
>The crossbow
Heals less than the amputator does provided a minimum of three gamers are within your radius before crit heals.

>>719020729
oh the horror of spending $O.1O

>>719021036
in that situation i will switch FROM medic to soldier or demo. That kind of team is not worth healing since they're too retarded and will die anyways, plus they'll never protect you and you'll die with them

>>719076812
>and you can easily use it without putting yourself at risk.
Unless you're talking about the amputator's health regen then no, forcing yourself into a taunt state to use something is obviously risky. That other anon is right.

>>719063936
console binds dont overwrite keyboard setting binds

>>719076812
>you can easily use it without putting yourself at risk
People aren't going to go to safety to get heals from an Amputator Medic. The Medic will instead be forced to go to the frontlines
>Heals less than the amputator does provided a minimum of three gamers are within your radius before crit heals
How many times are you going to keep being a retard
Get it through your thick fucking skull, the issue with the Crossbow is that it heals a fuck ton FROM A DISTANCE while allowing the Medic to then instantly switch and keep doing his standard duties with the Medigun. It means Medic can manage whole other areas of the map without even being fucking present. How can you be so fucking idiotic to not realize that this destroys the balance of a class designed to be close-range support? And that it was balanced as a Medieval Mode weapon and not a proper TF2 one?

why do people even bother playing 5cp in casual when most matches end in 3 seconds

>>719076618
>say something objectively wrong
>get told you're wrong
>"d-damage control!"
The only thing compfags are "responsible for" is valve getting the idea to implement an official competitive gamemode. That being said comfags wanted that for years and Valve literally only bothered when Overwatch came out and they decided they wanted to try being a cool esport too, so you can't even blame compfags entirely for this one. And the worst part of MYM is definitely the shitfest that is casual mode which is entirely just copying modern esport (aka Overwatch) lobbies and is unrelated to compfags.
The weapon rebalances around that time was also inspired by valve's desire to make TF2 into a competitive esport, yes, that doesn't mean that the fucking braindead retards put in any thought into actual competitive weapon balancing. Yes I know b4nny went to visit valve or whatever, but nobody, not b4nny nor any other compfag, ever complained about shit like the ambassador or the sandman. It was purely valve going "yes, we hear you, we're gonna make the game more competitive!" and then ignoring literally all feedback and just doing whatever they wanted.

>and are, presently STILL DEMANDING MORE OF THE SAME SHIT.
Let me guess, you're talking about the uncle dane tier "sniper bad" and "random crits bad" reddit opinions? "Compfags" don't care, get your boogeyman out of your ass. Comp servers always have random crits off so why the fuck would they care about what pub servers do. And sniper is an offclass in 6s. He's relevant in highlander I guess but who cares about highlander, and also I haven't really heard of highlander players saying the game is ruined because sniper exists or whatever (most highlander players seem to enjoy highlander, in fact).

Compfags "want" to nerf shit like jarate because it gives your team an instant win condition in a teamfight, or the quickfix because it sucks for offense and is OP for defense. But you don't hear about that on reddit youtuber channels.

>>719067986
if you have the game you can probably still get it, if you can't be assed to play the game try using SAM

>>719022167
>disguise as a friendly teammate heavy
>"that heavy's a spy"
>"yes"
>go invisible and run away

>>719077131
>Nerf Jarate
Based but for the wrong reasons, Sniper should have no good close range defense. Also nerf quickscoping through that'll piss them off lol
>Nerf Quick-Fix
Genuinely retarded and shows that they can't think about offense and defense choices. Happens when the only thing you play is 5CP all day

>>719076812
>>719077063
Hell adding to that teammates can be so spastic in movement (which you can't blame them for, it's a shooter after all, this is one of the reasons why the medigun locks on) that even ignoring the taunts the amputator can be pretty unreliable. Realistically teammates aren't going to stick around to receive your heals. Hell even in the ideal situation of all your teammates sticking around you're all just handing free kills to every enemy soldier and demoman.

>>719077078
>The Medic will instead be forced to go to the frontlines.
So, yes, you are insinuating the amputator taunt teleports you in front of the entire enemy team
>It heals a fuck ton from a distance, and then the medic can do his standard duties with the medigun
So people WOULD go back to get healed by the medic.
You are a biscuithead.

>>719077281
>Genuinely retarded and shows that they can't think about offense and defense choices.
I really want you to explain your reasoning here, because the issues with the quick fix seem pretty obvious to me

Keep in mind that I put "want" in scare quotes because I don't know of any compfags who genuinely want valve to officially nerf these weapons. Casual 12v12 is very different to competitive gamemodes and I'm pretty sure nobody in their right mind considers the quickfix OP in casual, while comp servers just blacklist it and get on with their day.

>>719024632
my entire keyboard has bind to voice commands
>q is thanks
>f is nice shot
>j is nice job
>v is help
>b is yes
>n is no
>left and right arrows are for go left and right
>p is for charge me doctor
etc

>this retard is genuinely arguing that staying still for 10 seconds to slowly heal a few people who are also forced to stand still glued next to you is more powerful than an instant burst of 150HP you can give to someone half a map away actively fighting in a teamfight

Yeah ok retard

>>719077131
>Wall of text
Compfags and youtubers were personally consulted on this
This led up to the most popular competitive format being added to the game
Years straight following youtubers would run bots to try and hold official servers ransom to demand more nerfs and affirmative action to provide players for their servers
These are objective facts.

>>719028458
>I hate how games are so obsessed with esports bullshit now
Thank games like League of Legends

>>719077414
No he's insinuating that the class literally designed to follow teammates to the frontline would be doing precisely that.

>>719077414
I'm 90% sure this is bait at this point, nobody can be this fucking retarded

>>719077462
Oh, well you very much said it. Comptards just aren't playing TF2 right. Casual 12v12 IS TF2, that's the thing. I dgaf what a bunch of retards who limit their experience because of some delusion that doing Soldier rollouts is "skill" think. Quick-Fix and Kritzkrieg are extremely well balanced Medigun alternatives, the one that needs a real nerf (or more correctly, to be deleted outright) is the Vaccinator.

>>719077543
>Up to 11x medigun heal rates on standard servers are now slow, even though you were JUST saying gamers would come to the medic for 1x medigun heal rates

>>719036827
Reminds me of that time I was hiding in a corner with Cloak & Dagger as a Spy and then random Sniper comes up and headshots me immediately

>>719077628
>nooo you can't play an alternate gamemode or ruleset based on the game!!
I bet you've played mario_kart or a 32-player community server before. That's also not playing TF2 right

>>719077794
You shouldn't be allowed to influence Valve's perspective on things if you aren't even playing the proper game.
And honestly comp is so fucking dull and retarded. But then again that's all "E-Sports" in a nutshell. Man I miss the days when gaming wasn't some corporate money laundering scheme full of arrogant dickwads trying to change the casual nature of gaming

>>719077716
I wasn't actually saying that, there are multiple anons in the thread you know. Since you mention it though, I hope you realise that the medigun beam is VASTLY longer than the amputator range, and allows your target to move around a lot and keep fighting rather than having to sit directly next to you.

>>719072016
>>719072034
>>719075610
the crossbow is in a really weird place of technically being overpowered but it also just makes the class a lot more fun and actually encourages people to play medic so most people just accept it. its like how people lost their shit over the ambassador being nerf despite actually being overpowered just because it made gun spying more fun. so your two choices are nerf the crossbow and have medic mains bitch about it for the end of time or buff the syringe guns and make battle medic somewhat viable.

>>719077930
I think you are vastly unaware of what the range of the medicating melody is.

>>719077601
>Years straight following youtubers would run bots to try and hold official servers ransom to demand more nerfs and affirmative action to provide players for their servers
>These are objective facts.
Proof?

>>719027810
when like 10 people kill bind in succession it's funny

>>719078008
Nig nag nagger boom bam a ladder neither the crossbow nor the ambassador are over powered.

>>719078008
Good point, but also making battle medic viable is worse for everyone since it will encourage retards running around with their syringe guns out instead of healing so it basically should never be done.
So as a result we're kinda stuck with the medic having one actually good primary and then a bunch of other placeholder primaries that are pretty much just memes

>>719027487
i fucking hate sniper because 1 (one) sniper makes me afraid to go in certain parts of the map because i know i'll get insta gibbed. Bonus points for faggot snipers on the first part of pl maps where you get insta gibbed the second you leave spawn or while engaging the whole enemy team while he'ss 50 miles away. I can 1v1 the best players with their best class and if i lose every single time i won't get angry, but i can never win a 1v1 vs a good sniper unless i sneak up on him which is hard to do when he's behind the entire team+ sentry(ies)

Nobody has ever managed to give a good argument for why syringes shouldn't get the heal-on-hit mechanic from the crossbow.
>have higher sustained heal-per-second than medigun but at the cost of having to hit all your syringes (or the target standing still and being vulnerable)
>primary choice tradeoff becomes long-range burst heal for support in fights vs. close range instaheal for much faster recovering/regrouping
Find a drawback, you can't.

>>719030960
cs

>>719076945
10 rubles have been deposited to your backpack

>>719078326
O_o

>>719018642
>LAST MAN ALIVE LOCK
>THAT SOLDIER
*Wheeze*

>>719078008
I don't get why the Crossbow is so good at dealing damage. The point is to make playing Medic more interactive, aka healing your teammates with the bolts, but why step on the toes of the Syringe Gun by also making it just as good if not better at killing people. Seems like an easy tradeoff, you're better at doing your job, but you rely more on those teammates you're healing to protect you.

>>719078289
Because you're trading off the reliability of syringe guns as a weapon for the ability to heal friendly gamers from a distance.

>>719078508
Well clearly this isn't currently a good enough tradeoff given that 99% of medic use the crossbow unless they're explicitly memeing as battle medic

>>719078008
>the crossbow is in a really weird place of technically being overpowered but it also just makes the class a lot more fun and actually encourages people to play medic so most people just accept it
AKA I can't play Medic for shit so I rely on a weapon that destroys his balanced flaws. This isn't a good thing BTW
>its like how people lost their shit over the ambassador being nerf despite actually being overpowered just because it made gun spying more fun
GunSpy was actually fucking retarded, GunSpies didn't know how to play Spy and didn't want to learn so they just chose that. It's embarrassing
>so your two choices are nerf the crossbow and have medic mains bitch about it
The Syringe Gun SHOULDN'T be buffed you fucking tard, that just gives Medic a better way of defending himself which is one of his main counters much like with Sniper. His TEAM should defend him. Battle Medic is another case of retards not wanting to play the class, one almost as fucking retarded as Trolldier. I'm fine with these troons refusing to play Medic if the Crossbow goes, it shows what people are WILLING to learn to play Medic and what people rely on shitty crutches because they suck balls

>>719078289
crossbow's huge benefit is being able to burst heal from a distance, you'd get neither and it'd just be a worse, far less reliable medigun because needle physics are dogshit and dont work right in this game

I've been playing this game for fucking years and I still can't aim for shit and get killed within 10 seconds of spawning.
Buuut I got a headshot kill with the crossbow once

Best game ever made

>>719078289
Medic shouldn't be able to heal from a distance you utter mong. That's one of his natural balancing traits. The Syringe Gun is purposefully a shit weapon because Medic shouldn't have a good weapon, he's the close-range healing class who gets defended by his team. Play Medic with the standard loadout for a day instead of using his shitty crutches and you'll see what Medic was INTENDED to be before he got destroyed by the later updates

>>719078008
they can easily nerf it, increase ramp up but lower base healing so you can't use it for a free burst heal on nearby allies
also reduce the damage because it doesn't need to hit 75 from across the map randomly

>>719020729
considering how many times that webm has been shared online, that 10 cent was definitely worth it

>>719078615
the crossbow does NOT headshot, goy
meds immediately

>>719078749
Listen it hit the guy's head and he died, that's good enough for me

Someone please post the edited version of that faggot Heavy “guide”. The one that sentences the Medic to 10 days of Overwatch for dropping Uber

>>719078548
People deluding themselves into the unusability of syringe guns is not a design flaw on the syringe guns part themselves.
People do this in MvM too despite the syringe gun being cartoonishly the better choice.

>>719078969
MvM is not normal TF2.
And yes, the Syringe Guns are mostly unusable. THAT'S THE POINT. Medic has a shitty self-defense weapon because his team is meant to defend him. If he dies constantly then his team is going to have a way worse time caputing points or pushing the payload. Giving him a good utility/defense tool misses the point that Medic's only real weapon should be the Medigun. The SG and the Bonesaw are very much emergency weapons which preferably shouldn't be used at all if the team keeps the Medic safe.

>>719079131
>And yes, the Syringe Guns are mostly unusable. THAT'S THE POINT.
Nope. Yeah it's not going to do minigun damage, but you know what else isn't?
Every other primary in the game.

>>719078969
do you think the pomson is a good weapon as well?

>>719078969
The medic primary is irrelevant in MvM anyway, medic's only job is kritz, shield, reviving and canteen sharing, and even then he's entirely irrelevant on most missions because heal-on-kill + scout mad milk can do his job and an extra DPS class is better

>>719071882
the overdose seems pretty decent since it encourages you to heal teammates to actually do the funny syringe jumping. the blut might be overturned but the mad milk would still became battle medics still somewhat useful. stock just encourages new medics to run into enemies like complete retards instead of healing people

>>719079227
Are you seriously suggesting the Syringe Gun is on par with the Scattergun, the Shotgun, the Rocket Launcher...?
The point is that the Syringe Gun and the SMG are worse versions of the Pistol. Why? Because they are MEANT to be shit, Medic and Sniper should not have a good way to defend themselves at close range nor any kind of proper support tool. If the team fails at defending Medic or Sniper then they should die, that's the punishment. Sure maybe they'll get a kill or two with either the SG or SMG but ultimately they will die and that's that. And this is why neither the Crossbow nor Jarate are balanced

>>719071882
>1% uber on hit
have you ever played this game? that's like 6x faster than the current uber build rate

>>719079313
>Are you gonna say the weapon that had penetration (removed) a damage penalty (mildly decreased) a clip size penalty a firing rate penalty and it's primary purpose (draining uber and cloak) nerfed is good.
You might as well be asking me if the sandman serves any purpose.
Although admittedly the pomson does have the very niche perk of being able to do reliable long range critical damage.

>>719079627
>The Syringe gun doesn't do rocket launcher damage it's bad
Compelling and definitely not spiraling.

>>719077067
kek so every time you shoot you say "good shot, mate"?
I need to try that

>>719035673
>>719046250
>>719048583
based cave story bros

>>719079746
>the syringe gun isn't as good as the minigun but it's still good!
>ok it's also still not as good as the rocket launcher but it's still good!
We can keep going down the list anon. It's also not as good as the shotguns. It's also not as good as even the pistols. It's also not as good as the revolver. It's not as good as the fucking bows unless you aim-mog the sniper. It's also not as good as the flamethrowers (sans airblast) unless you're just out of flame range AND have godlike aim AND the pyro is a monkey who cannot dodge the slow ass syringes. It's technically better than the SMG except again it's vastly easier to dodge and juke at almost all ranges, so you have to be an aim god to get comparable DPS.

So now we're down to what, it's better than melee? Maybe yeah sure. It's better than the crossbow, at short and medium ranges. It's probably better than the flying guillotine or some shit (again except at long ranges). I'm sure it has higher DPS than the winger, lmao.

>>719082773
Man you really didn't understand the point I was making at all.

>>719083163
The point you were trying to make is that syringe guns are somehow a good offensive weapon
The point that is reality is that syringe guns are a terrible offensive weapon, worse than every other primary and worse than even many secondaries and meme sidegrades

>>719083396
Yes Valve put these weapons into the game as a complete joke and YOU gotta help em.
You are a very reasonable and not biscuithead individual.

>>719083610
Now I have no idea what you're talking about at all

>>719083610
Valve put them as weak weapons because Medic and Sniper shouldn't have good offensive options as I said before

>SFM Meet the Team models and sounds leak
>Only find out when people start uploading the models to the Gmod workshop
https://gofile.io/d/NzQty7

>>719021365
>>719022582
>>719022742
>>719023208
For me, it's the Quäckenbirdt

>>719036051
Fuck are you talking about? Human shoulders ,for both genders, are as wide as 2 heads on their side. His are below that. Below the norm.
He's also 4 heads to pelivs.... the norm.
His head looks BIGGER than it should be, not smaller, specifically because he made the shoulders smaller than they should be
Are you blind?

are there any other shooters like TF2? in the sense that, 90% of the players are jjst playing to fuck around and have fun instead of everyone being a tryhard sweatlord that malds constantly if things aren't going their way