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Anonymous No.719027005 >>719028372 >>719028617 >>719028696 >>719028772 >>719028908 >>719029987 >>719030254 >>719030268 >>719030360 >>719030450 >>719030509 >>719030587 >>719030667 >>719031271 >>719031690 >>719031703 >>719031745 >>719031804 >>719032051 >>719032483 >>719034145 >>719034145 >>719034145 >>719034259 >>719036027 >>719037467 >>719039160
Why are people who suck at videogames play online team games?
I don't get it. Do they do it just to make others lose?Look at that garbage butcher.
Are these losers so lonely they boot games they are shit at just to make 4 random strangers lose?
Anonymous No.719028372 >>719030386
>>719027005 (OP)
yea but what ult did you pick, qm playing trashie?
Anonymous No.719028617 >>719029256 >>719029391 >>719030423 >>719031015 >>719031964
>>719027005 (OP)
No idea what game this but typically in a competitive title you're matched with people roughly as good as you are, so the real question is why do you suck as video games?
Anonymous No.719028696 >>719030030
>>719027005 (OP)
you can lag out losing games easily, i lag out forced 50 games, generally have 70-80%wr across my 5000+ accounts
Anonymous No.719028772
>>719027005 (OP)
I like to team kill and throw on purpose to make angry teenagers like you sheethe and rage.
Anonymous No.719028908
>>719027005 (OP)
>Not playing draft
You are doing it to yourself.
Anonymous No.719029256 >>719030049 >>719030264
>>719028617
Bait
Anonymous No.719029391 >>719030049 >>719030264
>>719028617
>newfag
>believes in fair accurate matchmaking
sasuga of the young
Anonymous No.719029987
>>719027005 (OP)
>samuro silenced
>hes the only one doing his job besides Abathur
>stuck with a feeder Butcher teammate

Like looking in a mirror. I dont miss mobas are all.
Anonymous No.719030030 >>719031058
>>719028696
nah you don't
Anonymous No.719030049 >>719030176 >>719030803
>>719029256
>>719029391
Mad shitters
Anonymous No.719030176 >>719030264
>>719030049
>he doesnt know how forced 50 truly works when you arent the one the algorithm is trying to feed wins to
Anonymous No.719030185 >>719030863 >>719031651 >>719033104 >>719033621
competitive games were a mistake
during golden age of vidya, gamers knew games were for fun and multiplayer gaming was for primarily fun interactions between players. silly fun, immersion, interaction with players and world were the key words.
in comparison competitive gaming is so soulless the best way to git gud at them is grinding in the most unfun ways possible, often going as far as to studying game mechanics like a nerd and grinding aim singleplayer, min maxing builds/strats etc. hundreds/thousands of hours wasted gitting gud at beating people in children's video games and the inevitable closet cheating pandemic

look i know /v/ is full of shitters, secondaries, apes and they are often coping but they are completely correct when it comes to competitive games
they are nothing but slop
Anonymous No.719030254 >>719030369
>>719027005 (OP)
>plays dead game
>expect decent matchmaking
lmao
Anonymous No.719030264 >>719030803 >>719030871 >>719031913
>>719029391
>>719029256
>>719030176
Conspiracy tards. You just suck.
Anonymous No.719030268
>>719027005 (OP)
Hey I'm in that game!
Anonymous No.719030360
>>719027005 (OP)
Yeah, why won't they just magically become masters of the game before they even play it? It's high time that people start taking my deliberately impossible and unreasonable demands seriously!
Anonymous No.719030369
>>719030254

Same shit happens in other team games though? LoL, Smite, Dota, Marvel Rivals, Overwatch, etc.
Anonymous No.719030386
>>719028372
I dunno, revive's pretty funny at level 20 because you go super speed and it's up pretty quickly. I do understand that Angelic Shield is the actual correct choice though. Maybe flight if you desperately need to join a fight after respawning or some niche case.
Anonymous No.719030423
>>719028617
my honest reaction to all tryhard fag i found in my HOTS game, no way they ended up in my game unless they are shit
Anonymous No.719030450
>>719027005 (OP)
That comp is kinda garbage for butcher.
Really nothing much he can do there.
Anonymous No.719030509 >>719030581
>>719027005 (OP)
>Why are people who suck at videogames play online team games?
Why do ESLs pretend they speak english and create shitty threads?
Anonymous No.719030581
>>719030509
Why do americans get so upset at ESL when american blacks and zoomers speak in an incomprehensible language?
Anonymous No.719030587
>>719027005 (OP)
What are you crying about. You're winning
Anonymous No.719030667 >>719030761
>>719027005 (OP)
>plays team based game with randoms
>wonders why his teammates vary in skill level
Pick up a real genre or get friends, dumbnuts
Anonymous No.719030761 >>719030831
>>719030667
the only popular rts are kind of lame compared to action packed shooter games
Anonymous No.719030803 >>719031024
>>719030049
>>719030264
>samefag spamming buzzwords
surprising
Anonymous No.719030831
>>719030761
There are 1v1 shooters, sempai. You don't have to play RTS or fighting games
Anonymous No.719030863
>>719030185
Trvke. Everyone is so sweaty and angry now. Its literally a game. You are supposed to be having fun.
Anonymous No.719030871 >>719031080 >>719031603
>>719030264
When someone is under 50 in a forced 50 MM system, they are given teammates that are above 50% win rate with the algorithm expecting those above 50 players to carry the below 50 to a win.

That's how you get situations like OP pic. A samuro that clearly is doing work paired up with the dumbest butcher the algorithm could find. Algorithm wants Samuro to carry the Feeder to a W. It literally cursed that Samuro player with a dead weight teammate with the expectation that he'd just put him on his back and carry him kicking and screaming to a W.
Anonymous No.719030934
>newfags replying in earnest to a ren thread
Anonymous No.719031015
>>719028617
Whatthefu-BOOOM
AHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAaa
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAaaaa
Anonymous No.719031024 >>719031056
>>719030803
None of those are buzzwords you retards, they're insults.
Anonymous No.719031056 >>719031156
>>719031024
>u mad u mad u mad
>CONSPIRACCCCY
You will always be a 14-25 year old newfag nigger.
Anonymous No.719031058 >>719031237
>>719030030
yes i do, have been doing it for years. i have an account generator and lag script.
https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/1csdhb7/trolls_spamming_in_game_chat_causing_major_lag/
youre a faggot, enjoy this dead game somehow, like i do
Anonymous No.719031080 >>719031180
>>719030871
And yet GM players can make a new account and get to GM in very little time over and over. You deserve your rank.
Anonymous No.719031089
Why do people who suck at English post on 4chan?
Anonymous No.719031156 >>719031297
>>719031056
I'm in my mid 30s, I experienced custom servers and while they were better you just suck. Conspiracy is not a buzzword you moron. Learn what words mean before you use them.
Anonymous No.719031176
Do you expect someone's first ranked game to be flawless or something
Anonymous No.719031180 >>719031336
>>719031080
>AHHHHH GMS EXIST SURELY THEY CAN DO IT
Got some examples of this actually happening or did you just pull it out of your ass expecting it to not be challenged?
Anonymous No.719031237 >>719031313
>>719031058
nah, you don't lol. you never used it, never did it. you don't care nearly enough to bother doing it. sorry lol
Anonymous No.719031271 >>719031453 >>719033083
>>719027005 (OP)
Wait HotS is still alive?
Anonymous No.719031297 >>719031432 >>719031817
>>719031156
Your age does not exempt you from being a newfag which is reinforced through your pitifully small newfag lexicon.
>accuse me of using words he used first
Work on that psychosis before you hurt somebody in real life, newfag nigger.
Anonymous No.719031313 >>719031401 >>719031467
>>719031237
if i ever encounter you in the game you will see. whats your name, ill look out for you
Anonymous No.719031336 >>719031670
>>719031180
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=Bronze+to+grandmaster+series
Anonymous No.719031401
>>719031313
starting to think you don't even play
Anonymous No.719031432 >>719031510
>>719031297
I'm accusing you of calling the word conspiracy a buzzword. I've been on here since the late 2000s, you don't have to spam every board term possible to fit in you know. You're probably like 25 or some shit and came here in 2016.
Anonymous No.719031453
>>719031271
Its on maintenance mode. Essentially dead. No new content updates. Entire team that built it from the ground up fired or reassigned. Its a shame because they were clearly passionate about the game. It didnt really start to go to shit until corporate said WE NEED TO RELEASE BROKEN HEROES TO DRIVE MTX. I dont even need to say which heroes. You know which ones.
Anonymous No.719031467 >>719031547
>>719031313
tinydickninja6656
Anonymous No.719031510 >>719031597
>>719031432
>types a word
>accuses me of typing the term first
Work on that psychosis before you hallucinate a "conspiracy" in real life, newfag nigger.
Anonymous No.719031547
>>719031467
too many chars, how old are u bro
Anonymous No.719031597 >>719031657
>>719031510
Are you ok? Tell in proper English what you're accusing me of doing. I called you a conspiracy tard and then you had a huge meltdown. That has been this entire interaction from my perspective.
Anonymous No.719031603
>>719030871
They dont do this because its completely unnecessary (and would be traackable if the match history of all players was publically available, I dont know this is the case.

If you lose games, your mmr goes down until they find people as retarded as you, then you win 50%ish of your terrible games. They dont need to find someone to carry you if everyone is awful. This does break down a bit at the extreme highs and lows, or if smurfs are in a high percentage of matches.
Anonymous No.719031651
>>719030185
>get the urge to fire up some counter-strike
>had a blast playing on chill 24+ player servers with custom maps and unreal tournament sound effects as a teen
>remember that modern cs is nothing but 5v5 no fun allowed meta comp garbage where a 0.992 K/D ratio has your whole team sending you carrier pigeons irl telling you to kill yourself immediately for ruining their pro prospects
Anonymous No.719031657
>>719031597
You will always be a 14-25 year old newfag nigger.
Anonymous No.719031670 >>719031743
>>719031336
>most recent video is just playing ARAM with a party
Soooo no examples. Gotcha. Thanks for playing. Stop advertising your 37 subscriber channel dedicated to a dead game.
Anonymous No.719031690 >>719031734
>>719027005 (OP)
You are 3/4
Anonymous No.719031703
>>719027005 (OP)
>scoreboard
>literally nothing labeled
Without playing this game that screenshot is impossible to read.
Anonymous No.719031734
>>719031690

You think the healer should have more kills and that assistances and heal doesn't matter on healers?
Anonymous No.719031743 >>719031920
>>719031670
You know google gives everyone different results right? I have no idea what you're talking about. There are hundreds of examples on youtube.
Anonymous No.719031745
>>719027005 (OP)
How would they improve without playing?
Anonymous No.719031804
>>719027005 (OP)
This but for offline solo game.
Anonymous No.719031817 >>719031881
>>719031297
Are you fucking retarded? Don't answer that, I already know that all "forced 50" niggers are brain damaged.
Stick to single player games, crybaby faggot.
Anonymous No.719031881
>>719031817
>rhetorical "haha gotcha"
Epic dude, I hope this gets you a lot of upvotes when you crosspost this to Reddit.
Anonymous No.719031913
>>719030264
How is it a conspiracy theory when there's a patent for it?
Anonymous No.719031920 >>719031979 >>719032090
>>719031743
Sure pal, sure. I mean you tried but you were too retarded to think 4 seconds ahead about what would happen if someone actually looked at what you gargled up.
Anonymous No.719031964 >>719033145
>>719028617
>(((Microsoft-Activision-Blizzard)))
>fair matchmaking
lol, lmao even
https://patents.google.com/patent/US20160005270A1/en
>A system and method is provided that drives microtransactions in multiplayer video games. The system may include a microtransaction arrange matches to influence game-related purchases. For instance, the system may match a more expert/marquee player with a junior player to encourage the junior player to make game-related purchases of items possessed/used by the marquee player. A junior player may wish to emulate the marquee player by obtaining weapons or other items used by the marquee player.
Anonymous No.719031979 >>719032034
>>719031920
this sounded better in your head >_<
Anonymous No.719032034 >>719032080
>>719031979
Whatever you gotta tell yourself retard.
Anonymous No.719032051 >>719032109 >>719039614
>>719027005 (OP)
What confuses me more is who do some people care more about winning than having fun?
Anonymous No.719032076
What game are you playing now that you've finally left Dead by Daylight, ren?
Anonymous No.719032080
>>719032034
embarrassing post, sister >_<
Anonymous No.719032090 >>719032629
>>719031920
I tried to teach a man to fish but the man has down syndrome. My fault for trying I guess.
Anonymous No.719032109 >>719032309
>>719032051

How do you have fun losing and dying repeatedly in a videogame?
You really find it fun to see a black screen showing YOU'RE DEAD with 60 seconds cooldown until you can join back into the game?
Anonymous No.719032309 >>719032405 >>719032509 >>719039614
>>719032109
Why does it matter
Maybe that retard is just bad and has to play more to get better, that's what makes it fun for him
In any case, I kinda see your point, but such is modern gaming with all the matchmaking garbage and forced match lengths, that shit sucks the fun out of everything
Anonymous No.719032405 >>719032884
>>719032309

You think people have fun dying 20 times every match until they "learn" to play 1 character out of a 100 character rooster in a dead game?
And you think the other 4 teammates should have fun seeing their teammates run it down,feeding the enemy team and sabotaging them?
Anonymous No.719032483 >>719032706
>>719027005 (OP)
Because aba + samuro is a cheese strat that requires advanced coordination from enemy team. Why do you play QM if you want to tryhard?
>auriel with 4 deaths vs a team with no dive
kettle calling out a pot
Anonymous No.719032509 >>719032884
>>719032309
>forced match lengths
That was the one sole positive trait about HotS. Clearly the most casualized entry in the genre but 10-20 minute matches vs. 45+ sure was nice.
Anonymous No.719032629 >>719032854
>>719032090
You tried to teach a man to fish he but screamed at you that fish arent real and called you a glownigger.
Anonymous No.719032706 >>719032924
>>719032483
>>auriel with 4 deaths vs a team with no dive

Are you stupid? Valeera stuns you, Lucio rushes behind you so he pushes you into the enemy team, Hanzo finishes you off.

Do you even play HotS?
Anonymous No.719032717
/v/ lobby?
Anonymous No.719032854
>>719032629
There's literally a patent that exist on forced 50 matchmaking. Owned by Activision Blizzard. Grubby even did a video about it a year ago.
Anonymous No.719032864 >>719032952 >>719033119 >>719033375 >>719033671
How do all these retards who parrot "le forced 50!" explain players who can consistently rank up?
Anonymous No.719032884
>>719032405
Why not? Maybe he died 30 times the match before that. It can be an improvement for him. Of course, for you, it just looks like he's feeding, but that's that that.
And yeah, retards who are bad at games still somehow enjoy them. I knew a dude who had a Dota MMR of 0, back when it was all just numerical. It would probably be even lower but you can't go negative. He still had thousands of hours in the game. I never bothered to ask him how he could still enjoy it but he clearly did.
>>719032509
Definitely, something around 20 minutes per game is much more tolerable than the shitshows Dota can devolve to. I just don't feel like being stuck in a game I can't even leave for an hour anymore.
Anonymous No.719032924 >>719033117
>>719032706
So you ran in front of your entire team, and that's butcher's fault? You're not only bad, but also retarded if you don't reflect upon how bad you are.
Anonymous No.719032952
>>719032864
They're in cahoots with blizzard obviously. Ensuring winner-queue.
Anonymous No.719033083
>>719031271
Alive as in you can boot it and you will find people to play it, yes.
It's not getting new content though, the last actually new thing I saw was some... weird, cel-shaded style skin for Thrall?
Anonymous No.719033104
>>719030185
Really comes down to player numbers
Tf2 games have big teams so each individual player doesnt feel pressured to play well, meanwhile MOBA shit with 5v5 teams means that one bad player can ruin the whole game if the enemy team doesnt have anyone dragging them down
Anonymous No.719033117 >>719033224
>>719032924

I'm a healer, why i go in trying to save my teammates? What range do you think healers have?
Anonymous No.719033119 >>719033219
>>719032864
>how do people who got mugged by niggers explain the fact that I didnt?
Anonymous No.719033145 >>719033808
>>719031964
>no response to proof that the system is rigged and made for everyone to suffer
kek
Anonymous No.719033219 >>719033431
>>719033119
Retard.
Anonymous No.719033224
>>719033117
If your teammate needs saving, that means enemy skills are on cooldown. Doesn't add up with your tale about you getting caught solo by at least 3 enemy players.
Anonymous No.719033375 >>719033575
>>719032864
Climb to the highest rank strictly playing support.
Anonymous No.719033431 >>719033575
>>719033219
Yeah its pretty retarded to deny the existence of forced 50 when there's a literal patent for it.
Anonymous No.719033575 >>719033759 >>719033912
>>719033431
Answer the question faggot, how are there people who can climb up consistently?
You do know you need to win more than one game to rank up, right? Your analogy is as retarded as you are. Unless you are saying "le system" chooses specific people and favor them throughout ALL their games, in which case you are even fucking dumber than I thought.

>>719033375
Verifiably untrue.
Anonymous No.719033621
>>719030185
I agree, personally. But gamers have always wanted "gaming skill" to be taken "seriously". And MLG and shit was founded for this purpose.

Casuals (and that is who we are, players of games for enjoyment) we're always derided.
Anonymous No.719033671 >>719033776
>>719032864

1. They play in teams
2. They cheat
3. They are unemployed terminally online losers who can play 999 matches a day every day for months non stop while i can at most play 3 matches a day
4. They have pro teams
5. In LoL cases for engagement Riot themselves gives free wins to pro players smurfing.
Anonymous No.719033759 >>719034179
>>719033575
Examples?

I can imagine a good mid player climbing easily because your mid crushing enemy mid and snowballing out of control increases your chances of winning.

There's no way a support 5 can have as large an impact on the game as that and if you're as good at video games as you say you are, you know that's true.
Anonymous No.719033776 >>719034056
>>719033671
Sounds like mad shitter talk
I am also stuck in the metal ranks but I don't make up these faggot scenarios in my mind, I just own up to the fact that I suck and continue playing the game.
Anonymous No.719033808 >>719034471
>>719033145
No one is responding because that patent is about exposing players to mtx, not about winrates.
Additionally, just because the irrelevant patent exists does not mean its in use.
Anonymous No.719033912 >>719034179
>>719033575
>HOW COME THESE PEOPLE THAT GOT MUGGED BY NIGGERS WONT ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT THAT I DIDNT.

You are a shit eating retard. Literally too stupid to even realize youre stupid. Trying to explain to you why youre retarded would be useless as youre too retarded to understand the explanation so youd handwave it off.
Anonymous No.719034056
>>719033776

But it's the truth anon.
When I could rarely play LoL matches i was always gold. When i was on vacations and played non stop for a month i ended up in Master.
Anonymous No.719034145 >>719034682
>>719027005 (OP)
>>719027005 (OP)
>>719027005 (OP)
The real way to play multiplayer games is to pick one cheese strat, name yourself after the cheese strat and then run that same strat for 1000s of games without deviation via pure autistic dedication.

See youtube.com/watch?v=6PsPepErXFs

tldr; over 1000 games of just running the Persian douche in AOE2 and there's zero chance it's this guys alt account with how much he plays it.
Anonymous No.719034179 >>719034228 >>719034505
>>719033912
>more seethe instead of actually answering the question
I accept your concession.
Last (You) though, go beg for attention elsewhere.

>>719033759
FanHOTS has repeatedly done streams in which he ranks up all the way, starting from Bronze.
He queues solo and he plays all kinds of characters, not just support.
Anonymous No.719034228 >>719034278
>>719034179
yeah exactly

not all roles
Anonymous No.719034259 >>719034295
>>719027005 (OP)
is this ranked? if not, how do you expect them to improve?
Anonymous No.719034278
>>719034228
Re-read my post and try again.
Anonymous No.719034295
>>719034259
>how do you expect them to improve?

There's no such thing as improving. You either have talent or you don't.
Anonymous No.719034471
>>719033808
It already shows that they are willing to rig the system. Nice try corpo apologist.
Anonymous No.719034505
>>719034179
>HAHA YOURR SEETHING

Stupid niggerbrained retard. Ignorance is bliss i guess. Enjoy being a permasilver and never questioning it i guess.
Anonymous No.719034682
>>719034145
the autism. What can grant someone so much tism.
Anonymous No.719035330
>why people aren't born experts at what they like to do?
dunno OP
why are you retarded?
>doesn't know about the forced 50%
double retard
Anonymous No.719035568 >>719035634
Anonymous No.719035634
>>719035568
kek
Cute!
Anonymous No.719036027 >>719036509 >>719039076
>>719027005 (OP)
5 stacks ruined QM
Anonymous No.719036509 >>719039076
>>719036027
They really did, they often come up with the most abhorrent, cancer combinations possible too.
Anonymous No.719037258 >>719037585
Competitive games are impossible to play solo because you will inevitably get a retard or two in your team who's gonna ruin everything
They only work for esports teams or 5-stacks of friends
No wonder something like v*lorant has become an e-dating service instead of a video game
Anonymous No.719037467
>>719027005 (OP)
that br/huehue GustavoEH is cancer and he does pick the same shit on ranked. I’m glad i got out of hots, just look at that comp, pure rage-bait. The br server is full of tradewinning like that
Anonymous No.719037585 >>719037754
>>719037258
I don't mind people who play like shit, I sometimes have off days too. People who intentionally fuck up the match do make me irrationally angry though.
Anonymous No.719037754 >>719037984 >>719038082
>>719037585
>I don't mind people who play like shit
I do, I don't want to lose 30-60 mins of my time and my imaginary internet points because of some idiot.
Just play unranked if you're a shitter.
Anonymous No.719037984 >>719038289
>>719037754
why are you giving a fuck about imaginary internet points and not about having fun
inb4 you are a retard unable to have fun without wnning
Anonymous No.719038082
>>719037754
Fair enough I guess.
Anonymous No.719038289
>>719037984
Not him, but losing because matchmaker added lobotomized monkeys to your team is not fun.
Anonymous No.719039076
>>719036027
>>719036509
To counter this I run my own 5 stacks but only during weekends and most games are a snore fest curb stomp after curb stomp with the enemy team standing no chance. At the end the game died by the hands of players. What a shame.
Anonymous No.719039160
>>719027005 (OP)
Some people just want to have fun you turbo autist.
Anonymous No.719039614
>>719032051
>>719032309

you can't have fun in a team based game where the high lights of it are the team fights and your side immediately loses every engagement cos of some tard if you are one of those tards that finds fun in doing pve shit 90% of the time then play vs ai