Thread 719037772

Which video game main character's canonically had sex?

>talking to girl
>conversation veers off into 'sex'
>look her in the eye and tell her I'm a virgin
>tilt my head to the side and put on a sly smile
>she laughs and calls me a terrible liar

This has happened at least 5 times now.
I am actually a virgin kek

>>719037921
Decent looking or no?

>>719037772 (OP)
If you read the DMC1 Novel, you'd know that Dante's had sex.

>>719037975
I'd rate myself like a 6/10
I'm tall and have broad shoulders so that helps a lot too

>>719037772 (OP)
https://youtu.be/DIHy6J23FVk?t=221
cringe source i know

>>719037921
I once had a similar thing happen to me when I was much younger. If a girl has an opinion formed about you as being "not a complete loser" she just cant envision you in that way. It came up in conversation that I had never had sex, and she said there was "no way, based on the way you talk, you cant possibly be a virgin". I guess I learned from that because the girl I would have my first time with did not know she was my first time. And she never will.

>>719038104
I'd be fine with that to be canon, but I dont think it is.

>>719037921
This happened to me a few times too. I am a very autistic virgin but people say I'm really good looking and can pass as a non-autist in conversation.
I also turned one of the same girls down when she invited me to stay over at her's (probably for sex) because Terraria 1.4 came out and I wanted to play it with my friends. I don't regret it, we had a blast.

>>719039894
you sound like a cool autist, anon.

>>719039894
Your autism is doing you favors that you may not realize. Divorce and child custody is a BITCH. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Follow your autism, my friend. I wish I had trusted mine.

>>719037921
this would have been cool if you actually got laid

>>719039894
Guy you replied to here
I'm the same, I ditched a date in High School because I wanted to get home and play Source Mods all day

>>719037772 (OP)
Rex.

>>719041023
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Bitches and hoes are like new clothes. Once you got em, you wish you never bought em. Im still kicking myself for all the pussy I didnt get when I was younger. All the pussy I know I could have had, but shot myself in the foot. At the same time, im shooting myself in the foot for all the pussy I did get and all the drama it brought into my life. You really cannot win when it comes to femoids.

>>719039894
>>719040404
based retards, bros and vidya before hoes, may you have good lives

>>719037921
>be 28 and kv
>was always short (5'6), wore glasses, poorfag, not /fit/, no social status, etc
>plain looking white guy
>my hobbies were always shut-in stuff like vidya, anime, and movies
>90% sure I'm autistic
>in retrospect a lot of girls liked me
>from kindergarten to high school, girls always tried to get my attention
>in 8th grade there were five who were into me
>in my freshman year of high school there was a sophomore girl who liked me
>continued into college and retail jobs
>one girl who liked me even ended up being a supermodel
>younger sister has told me twice throughout our lives that her friends think I'm "really hot"
>still have no idea what any of them saw in me

>>719041254
Who did Scooby do?

>>719037772 (OP)
FUCK the whole 'uuuuuh dante wants to fuck his mom' shit, he totally banged the shit outta lady after DMC3

>>719040059
Thanks anon. I used to worry that I was wasting my "prime years" or something, but honestly? Playing Terraria with my day-one bros and watching the sun rise after a solid grind session felt way more real than any awkward hookup ever could. Life's too short to not do what makes you happy, even if that means being a cool autistic wizard of the Steam Summer Sale.

I don't get why people want to force Dante to be a non virgin. Obviously someone like Dante can get easily sex so why try to force some ordinary shit trait on him?

>>719041763
He didn't. Lady wouldn't even give him a kiss.

>>719038131
>I'm tall and have broad shoulders
Add more points to yourself, anon. You deserve it.

>>719041539
You're probably not giving yourself credit, my guy. It's pretty likely you do look good.

>>719037921
>>719039894
thats cute anons.
I'm 34 neet assburgers loser. I've never talked to women or had them interested in me in any way. No dates, no talking, nothing.
I'm a virgin.

>>719041341
Kierkegaard gets proven more right every day.

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>>719039767
The novel was made canon (or at least a good chunk of it with some retcons) in DMC5 and DMC5 before the nightmare. Instead of Gilver actually being Vergil, he was a Vergil clone made by Mundus meant to gather data on Dante and Vergil's fighting abilities.

>>719038104
I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure that doesn't happen

>>719039767
it's canon, with a minor retcon that doesn't affect much of the content

>>719037772 (OP)
Not this one.