Thread 719038085

>we want the low IQ female audience
It worked I guess

>She actually won
I'm still surprised.

fugtrup coded character

>>719038085 (OP)
>low IQ female
That's all females though

After she lost on friday I gathered 3 friends and made them play around 60 matches with me then forced them to dump their votes for her on discord stream. They owed me some favors now we're even

>last thread died
Is this board really that dead?

Ugly

In unrelated news, I'm writing my concept for a subway janny hero. Silenced Uzi on one hand like the Cleaner's Carbine from TF2, and a mop with a bucket of ectoplasm on the other.
>LMB is SMG fire
>light melee is mop shove
>heavy melee is smashing with the bucket
>one spell would mop a thick line ahead and make the floor slippery, like the reverse of Grimstroke
Suggest spells.

>>719038270
Got killed by a janny

>>719038237
No

>>719038270
TF2janny had a melty

>>719038270
Was auto saged

>>719038085 (OP)
I don't care about your ASSFAGGOTS game post the original of this about a sissy boy who can't pick up a milk carton

>>719038270
>Janny autosages thread
>wow the thread died. Deadlock must be shit
IM NOOOTICING

>>719038085 (OP)
>>719038145
>>719038192
>>719038253
>>719038301
Well anon?

>>719038505
I choose the real sexy sex

>>719038505
I spent 30h of my life grinding votes on playong sweater ginger for the rest of my life.

>>719038505
Paige is such an atrocious character it's barely a question. Put Vindicta or Geist there.

>>719038505
do a 360 and walk away

Miku Ginnis owes me sex.

So what are the votes for? Which character comes out sooner?

>>719038814
yeah, anons making mountains out of schizo delusions as always.

>>719038360
Eh

>>719038814
>Which character comes out sooner?
Yup, next character releases Wednesday.

>>719038085 (OP)
>Lives in New York
>Uses magic to bring stories/books to life
>Is looking for a missing family member that mysteriously disappeared
>Is willing to even go up against otherworldly beings to find said family member
Good to see they finally brought Alan Wake 2 to Steam.

>>719038906
>game loses players over time
Crazy how that works. Just like literally every new release ever.

>>719039067
The point is this surge is dwarfed by the peak the game originally had.

>>719038192
A what character?

>>719039119
>flood of retards thinking it'll be TF3 vs actual fans that understand it's dota 3

>>719038085 (OP)
>Deadlock
Honestly forgot this even existed

>>719038192
yknow i already didn't like her but i fucking hate her a lot more now that you said that god damn that dude sucks

>Drifter vs Victor
Who will win the final showdown?

>>719038906
>>719039067
The game is still in Alpha and doesn't have any kind of player retention mechanisms yet. Funny how they do this community voting event and theres a massive surge of interest in the game. People want deadlock, they are just waiting for it to actually release.

>>719038085 (OP)
>low IQ
>female
May as well say "female woman"
don't even mention Them

>>719038906
Yes, more and more are coming back each day.

I didn't touch online games in over a decade but by the gods the gameplay design of some characters looks fun as fuck. Is the game a total sweatfest?

>>719039282
I'll go for Victor
like I'm curious to how Drifter works and what his gun attack is
but Fronkensteen
and I don't want bloodseeker in every game

>>719039638
Its an FPS MOBA

lmao to all the fags who said this game would be dead. TF2 lost.

>>719038505
Paige is boring, Mina is hot. Simple as.

>>719039638
Brother it's a MOBA you are going to be in a lane dicking around with creeps and pussy footing a protracted fight for 40 minutes every game

I'm glad she won because she's cute and more cute women is always a plus even if her toolset isn't that interesting to me. I also think there's more excitement in the last two heros being drifter and victor vs paige and victor because I think drifter will have interesting abilities though this is just guess work.

>red hair
>tartan dress
>reads books
>themed around the once and future king
Valve owes all UK and Canadian players a Paige gf as reparations for cultural appropriation.

im just interested in Slork

>>719040215
Hope he's in the same batch as Raven and Priest.

This has to be the most mid character I've seen so far. What happened to the unique and crazy icefrog heroes?

/v/ is starting to see the point wokefags have been making

>>719040529
Its pretty inline with most Deadlock heroes. Mina and Billy aren't crazy either.

>>719040529
Supports going to support

she feels a little bit out of place but she's not as bad as everyone says she is. i guess if the patrons will hire viscous and vyper type folk to complete the ritual, there's no reason she can't make it in

>>719040215
https://youtu.be/1luKYdwRs8Q?t=369

Nice to have variety but I'm not interested in Paige. Hopefully other people pick her so the other new heroes are easier to get. Though honestly I expect her to not be all that popular to play.

>>719040923
Vyper is a murderous cunt who survived magic prison. She's not a big shot but she's definitely the type to take part in the ritual
Viscous is a bit out of place though yeah

I want to cum on Paige and Mina's thighs

>>719041061
>I expect her to not be all that popular to play.
She's a support who's a cute girl. She'll definitely be popular. Women like to self insert and they will naturally be drawn to her
Also the value of a global ult really can't be ignored. She's less obviously potent than Billy and Doorman but she'll be more than good

>>719041124
and what about billy? his entire cum laude is having his head goated

>>719041124
>Viscous is a bit out of place though yeah
Not really, while he's very innocent/dumb his reason for partaking in the ritual makes sense and explains why someone like him would be wrapped up in all this.

>>719038505
>boring tranny bait support
>sexy vampire cutie
gee

>>719040923
terribly boring hero

>>719041061
>hough honestly I expect her to not be all that popular to play.

She's basically this game's version of Mei. People are going to love her.

>>719040923
She's basically the lux of game for the females
Was hoping she'd be a freaky girl like CM

My wife is so pretty!

>>719038505
Mina needs a buff. I want to play with her but she's kinda meh

Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

>>719038505
I forge my own path with deformed lumps of stone and mentally defcient snakes.

no hud!

>>719038710
ON DA RUF!

its a shame Valve have done away with the guy with the valve in his head and the guitar when you start one of the games

>>719041776
Artifact 2.0 will be inside of Deadlock as an extra gamemode.

>>719041837
she fucks goats :(

>>719041776
Should have hired some mercenaries to kill them too, only retards would support a shitty game like that.

>>719041953
I wonder why, it was iconic.

>>719041837
unf

>>719041776
They will have a deadlock expansion for artifact, trust the plan

>>719041974
>Only Billy's head got goatified so his penis is still Human
>Vyper imagines she's fucking Lash
She still belongs to Human men.

'vy on the /v/

>>719038145
preferring this over an actual fit and slim is a strong symptom of Low-T btw

>People getting salty for slurs over text chat
>"Enjoy timeout!"

lmao thinnest of skins

>>719042297
NIGGER

>>719042185
why is she a snake anyways
was she cursed into one or is she just a monster citizen

I personally don't think a game should make you so upset as to berate other human beings

>>719042351
Because all women are snakes

>>719038505
paige sucks
gib goth vamp gf

>>719042390
Some people are just prone to lashing out regardless
>t. played peak with a friend that got mad within minutes of the run starting

>>719042390
Whos upset? Its friendly banter

>>719039291
>player retention mechanisms
The only "player retention mechanism" a game should ever need is that it's fun.
>Funny how they do this community voting event and theres a massive surge of interest in the game.
But even with that it's falling far short of the peak the game had last year.

>>719042351
Hotpoo just wanted to add some sniddies into the game

>>719038505
mina, not even a contest

>>719041953
>>719042032
Im not supposed to tell you this but hes the last character coming out for full release. His name is Plumbum and lets just say when he ults youll finally see what that valve does.

>>719042509
> Its friendly banter
This has always been the biggest cope.

>>719038505
Ginger girl who gives great paizuri.

>>719041953
For me is when he turns back for a split second

tranny game

>>719042621
KINO....

>>719041837
Can't wait to see her model in someplace like Open3dlab, so I can render her raping the XCom 2 viper.

>>719041953
CSGO/CS2 never had him, but Alyx did for some reason

>>719042656
crazy how that image actually won the vote for her considering she actually looks like THIS

>>719042784
>trannies like fat, nerdy, support character
wow

>>719042982
hummina hummina

>>719041837
Her abilities are fun, but it's kinda annoying to press shift and hold ctrl on repeat for the entirety of 35 minutes.

>>719042982
SEXOOOOOO

>>719038505
Both!

>>719042784
>Mina didn't get an announcement
fuck valve

>>719042982
Wait huh? She's a cartoon character come to life?

>>719043135
This motherfucker better draw more Deadlock porn

>>719042950
>>719041953
Everyone associates the valve logo with half life it would be a crime not to have it. In the case of Deadlock I can see how valve would feel it clashes with the occult/fantasy vibe they have going.

>>719038085 (OP)
So what does she do?
Answer me in Dota abilities/items most similar to her's.

>community literally becoming infested with gooners and troons
yea i think its over for deadlock

>>719043198
just generic as fuck

>>719043284
shes really boring, she has a root and a KOTL ult that knocks people up and stuns, its global and cross map, basically it

>>719043135
>posting trans porn
lol, lmao even

Can you speed up Paige's ult? No way could you hit cross map shit with this. I guess you could buy every range increase for width

>>719043281
But Dota and TF2 had him

>>719043529
>I guess you could buy every range increase for width
doesn't work

Woke people were correct in the sense that basic-bitch fuckboys which infest gaming these days are just into generic shit, the death of woke just meant in ushering in of plastic thotties.

>>719043594
No one cares about these thick support characters, they are for fat women and trannies self insert into.

>>719043679
great! game gets a higher player count, and valve gets money when they whale on cosmetics.

>>719043284
1 = macropyre
2 = solar crest/pavise but it applies to you and your target and gives some damage
3 = light strike array but it roots instead of stuns
4 = agh's gush but it stuns on contact instead of armor shreds

>>719042243
typical low-t lies
you will never be a woman no matter how much estrogen you take

>>719038192
afrobull coded character

So how do i play this game?

>>719043876
>aghs gush
it's literally kotl's Q you vondruke

>>719044074
Drop your Steam friend ID.

i don't know why they didn't make more support charaters tho
>>719043897
but aren't most trannies fat? At least in the US

Nah, i don't think i'll jump through hoops to do work for valve.

>>719038505
qt dummy goth

>>719044250
H-he fast...

>>719044250
2 bodies
volvo pls fix

>>719043135
Page is such a slut

>>719044078
kotl q gives the impression the ability has a significant channel time, which it does not have.

She won

>>719044250
>doorman does random autistic door shit
>it works

>>719044335
Literally me, Viscousbro btw.

>>719038505
I choose Ivy

>>719038085 (OP)
The ideal IQ for a woman is 90.

>>719044512
So is she Cuban or Puerto Rican?

>>719038085 (OP)
Such a dogshit hero, literally Tumblr incarnate.
Can we skip to the other good heroes and forget this slump on the road please

>>719044596
Yes.

>>719044596
rock

>>719044512
She's the games mascot, isn't she?

>>719044596
Kissy

5 games in a row where i get shit stomped into the dirt. I hope fun starts soon :3

>>719044675
That would be Abrams and Haze thougheverbeit.

>>719044456
Good.
https://files.catbox.moe/76zyhy.png

>>719038085 (OP)
I can't even PLAY it

>>719044675
lol no

>>719044705
Who're you playing as? Did you do any bot matches to get a feel for the game? Are you playing with preset builds or just winging it?

>>719044705
The matchmaking is fucking garbage. You'll randomly end up with a useless team then suddenly you'll be stomping retards that play worse than bots.

>>719044885
Drop your Steam friend ID.

>>719044851
delicious

>>719042297
>Playing Deadlock at 6 in the morning the other day
>Couple of teammates are talking, whining over doing bad like usual, etc
>One guy says another guy who was kind of giving orders sounds like a fag
>the fag guy replies "Well, you're actually right about that, haha" with an extra "gay" sounding lilt to his tone
>For the next 20 minutes of the game one teammate who sounds like a redneck and another who sounds like a black guy repeatedly call him a faggot over and over
>When the gay sounding guy tries to bite back the black guy goes "What, you want me to call you a nigger too?"
>By the end of the round he goes "let's just end this game so this can be over"
>The "gay" lilt to his voice he had for the first half of the game is noticeably gone by this point
>teammate #6 kept going "oh my God dude" while trying not to laugh
Looks like Valve games still got it lol.

>>719042509
>leave lane to get buff (tell my teammate as much)
>in the 10 seconds I'm gone they die trying to push into lash ult
>"useless dog"
Doesn't seem like banter

Drifter bros what the FUCK happened?
Judging by the voting: furrys>twink portal lovers>trannys
Drifter is the chud vote. Who votes for victor?

>>719045184
Oh right and at the end they tried to get everyone to report the gay sounding guy before the game booted back to lobby.
Good times.

>>719045239
>Who votes for victor?
Me, I want to play as skeleton king
But I did vote for Drifter to not spoil the vote

>>719045239
I'm going to 50/50 drifter and victor votes. I don't feel strongly one way or the other, they're both going to be neat characters

>>719045239
Drifterbros ended up being a vocal minority.

>>719038085 (OP)
very very boring kit and character like all these heroes are legit bad and boring

>>719045239
drifterbros got too cocky
I didn't feel very strongly for paige but I voted for her anyway to knock them down a peg, plus having a support at the start of the week will be good for player numbers

>>719045239
Chuds turned out in droves to vote for the Doorman, dumb nigger.

>>719045428
let's see your cool hero idea

>drifterbros
us bro drifterbros am I right fellow gamers?

>>719045536
Lol i dont get paid to make characters but so far it hasnt been great kit wise the most interesting character is doorman but overall he is just corny

>>719045536
I'm annoyed because I came up with a cool hero and Paige ended up having a similar ult

It was a British Empire Prince/Military sargent and his ult would be summoning a line of ghostly riflemen that fire in a big straight line. t2 would make it two rows of riflemen. And the t3 would have them start bayonet charging like troopers

>>719043679
Anon, I hate to be the one to break this to you but the people who self-insert in characters like this aren't women

>>719043581
TF2 was still early enough that valve weren't finding they were making games where the style clashed. Dota 2 definitely seems like the point they could have considered dropping it. Maybe they were in some serious denial.

>>719045891
dota ended up dropping it with the source 2 update in like 2017

is abrams just useless or am i completely fucking retarded
Every single game i play I just get shit on the entire match

Are there any characters you wish would get their own game or book or something?

>>719045821
these fujo landwhales do

>>719046081
Aren't they making a VN featuring the Deadlock heroes?

Her voice is so fucking obnoxious.
but she's perfect for babysitting my retarded friend who likes playing with me

>>719045536
Not that anon but I want a hero who is a office lady with a typewriter. The keys on the typewriters have magic runes on them and she type out spells to do her attacks. Her rapid fire primary is literally her typing.

Her reload is doing that thing where typewriter reaches the end of the line and you need to shove the bar back.

Is Yoshi icefrog
Did Yoshi say if he's the one posting the updates
Updates are posted by Icefrog
ergo

>>719046183
Yes
No

There is a reason you can't view who posted the news anymore.

>>719043281
>Everyone associates the valve logo with half life
Especially since the valve logo tune is literally from the half-life soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95qvqkf4EqE

>>719045958
>>719045891
>>719043581
>>719043281
Real reason is that they realized people just -nointro these on multiplayer games

>>719038085 (OP)
>Bookish nerd woman that playfully bants with the Punk goat dude and gets him to soften up
Valve, I fucking kneel

Three wins in a row with my wife. She's so fun.

What's his endgame?

>>719043087
True

>>719046504
gman's son

>>719045536
>>719042621
Plumbum

>>719046504
5 star service with a smile

Victor bros... we're gonna be last pick

She seems kinda boring.
>Line aoe
>Teammate barrier
>Aoe cc puddle
Ult is neat but it's also on an almost 200s cooldown. I haven't actually played her yet, is there anything I'm missing here?

welp drifters lost now he will lose to victor, oh and now theres a ton of yaoi gay shit of the two kissing and fucking, maybe this game does suck ass after all

>>719046798
nope, she's lame

>>719046757
>Inb4 he beats Drifter

>>719046504
>Last thing I remember
>I was running for the door
>I had to find the passage back to the place I was before

>>719046504
have fun
return to his patron form and torture mortals once he gets bored within the next few centuries

>>719046815
Fujo's gonna fujo bro, gotta sift through the gaysludge to find the kino.

>>719046815
Why do you think /v/ was trying to push him instead of the girl? Of course he and the other guy are for fags and fujos.

>>719046179
That's a cool idea aesthetics wise but you gotta come up with the skills too

>>719045239
People aren't voting for Drifter because we already HAVE Drifter.

>>719046869
reddit has turned on drifter because the players tried to win and made posters for him, so vote victor if you are #teamreddit

>>719046914
The more range you get on Doorman, the longer this path should be.

Finally won a game. That makes me 1-9 all time.
This hero fuckin owns but at the same time it feels like the kind of hero that's really good against people who are bad but probably not so good at higher levels. Maybe I'm wrong though.

>>719047252
Bullet Dance used to not be split between people, after that change yeah she is worse against people who understand to group and split it. Also with the change from 4 to 3 lanes, pickoffs solo are definitely harder to get

Sooo why is there a robot and why is he not a golem.
Seems kind of lore breaking.

>>719042351
She refers to herself as a Gorgon so she's a separate species like Ixians are.

>>719046504
Fend off boredom.

>>719047410
retarded ESLroach

Bros...
I'm not smart enough to use Doorman's doors effectively...

>>719047252
when will valve free her from this gay ass design?

>>719047613
>1. Put door near friendly tower/in spawn
>2. Put door near enemy
>3. Cart enemy through door

>>719047613
Go play portal 1 and 2 then come back to Doorman.

Paige is the girl from the 'creative people' memes to a T

>>719047729
>"Who you callin' pinhead?"

>>719047729
>I've been doing a lot of thinking lately

>>719045239
Drifter will be last after Skeleton King returns from his pressing ceremonial leave.

>>719038313
Might be cool idea but a janitorial hero might tread too much on Trapper's toes given he's already a magical municipal servant
I'm sure there's something that could be done with a haunted wet floor sign though

game is doing insanely well for having no way to play from the store

>>719046914
Imagine you're playing your shooter MOBA and then suddenly you go through a door and you have to play a horror game.

>>719046914
They should really extend the hotel sequence, the hallway is too short.

>>719048159
Invites are piss easy to get.

Whose penis do I have to put in my mouth for an invite

>>719048324
Post your Steam id

>>719039717
>I don't want bloodseeker in every game
I do.

>>719038505
I have a better question:

>>719048324
Sent :^)

>>719048517
They better go right. Won't lie I'll miss his Mama Coco look a bit.

>>719047729
miku ginnis....

>>719041837
Her voice alone would make you cum i dont care if shes a snake thats a bonus. The way she laughs makes me hard sleazy fucking long island whore.

>>719048517
right, I fucking hate how he looks

>>719046815
There's already bara art of him and he hasn't even been released yet.

>>719048517
He definitely needs a more wizened and pissed off look.
Everything about his voicelines screams quiet fury.

>>719038085 (OP)
post the original pic pls

why is there not more art of holliday in just her boots

post vindicta feet
NOW

>>719048902
>more art of holliday in just her boots
>more
>Implying some exists
Link that shit nigga

I got myself an invite even though every clip I see gives me a geriatric attack
Do they have a hero for an old man that's never touched an assfaggots before like me

>>719038505
A reminder that Mina farts in her sleep

>>719048979
vindicta if you are good at fps games

what do i do if my lane opponents just ignore all the creeps and go after me

>>719048979
bebop is the same hook and grab character in every game

>>719049125
stay behind the guardian and kill his creeps, he's not winning

>>719049193
>do this
>teammate runs in and dies repeatedly
is it just over in that case?

Jesus the barrier on her shield spell is low

>first game as doorman
>get the biggest apes possible on my team
very fun very cool
sending people to gay baby jail is fucking great though
>Infernus comes running at us with ult
>send his ass to the shadow realm then gangrape him with my team

>>719045536
A visage-esque hero would be interesting in 3rd person. Summon two companions on your shoulders that fire with your gun, you can direct them to fly around using your abilities, they can be killed/disabled by enemies but can manually go into stasis to recover.

>>719046041
Abrams isn't useless but he's best for charging people and is mostly a big sack of meat aside from that. You want to catch enemies out of position and charge them into a wall by your team so you can pick them off together.

>>719048979
Assfaggots elements aren't hard to deal, first thing you need understand is that map control is a huge thing, think about 5cp but every point is capped permanently.

Dying for objective is a ridiculous good tradeoff most of time.

>>719048968
only good one is by welwraith cry

>>719038085 (OP)
Why are her panty lines backwards

Billy really can just automatically win teamfights
It's a bit absurd just how influential he can be

>just realized the hero labs are gone
Hope this means we're getting more incremental updates and not another on in 6 months with nothing in-between

>>719049581
>The ultimate contrarian is the best team player

Its poetry

>>719049265
tell the retard to be less retarded

>>719049623
Problem is that commuity is filled with low IQ monkeys that don't understand the concept of playtest and feedback.

Cue retards complaining about balance matchmaking and all other irrelevant shit. Sekrit club build have all the cool stuff but valve keep strict nda on that.

>>719048979
Abrams
Warden
Mo & Krill
Haze
Wraith

Which button opens the ingame radio again? To say stuff such as retreat, etc

>>719049912
Hold middle mouse.

Mina is fun to play as, but she really needs a buff or she'll end up as a low tier

>>719038085 (OP)
FUCK Paige

>>719042185
And human women too

>>719049950
Thanks, haven't played in a while so I forgot basically everything. Is Seven still OP?

>>719050059
Yeah him and Infernus are still a bitch to go up against.

I voted for her 5 times :)

>>719049995
full pic?

>>719049421
>Dying for objective is a ridiculous good tradeoff most of time.
I wish people understood this.
>lose game
>team mates with 500 obj dmg

>>719050116
I voted for her seven times.

is this fucking game even out yet?

I voted for her a dozen of times just to make the other faggots mad, don't even like her

>>719050193
nope, invite only

>>719050153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP1Msu-oWRU
But bro I need pew pew pew on people

>>719039326
You hate women so much you had to put trans-women as smarter.

>>719046504
Why does he hate Grey Talon in particular so mich

>>719050270
>Mad at a guy for playing objective instead of being kill hungry
What the fuck?

>>719050267
So it's gonna be like DOTA2
By the time it actually hits it'll be basically solved and most people will have lost interest

>>719049581
Billy is really good. I wouldn't be surprised if they nerfed Chain Gang, since it's crazy easy to connect on enemies unless they juke and get out of your line of sight for a moment.

Now that she's in the game I don't care for her kit.
Gay ass support hero.

>>719050359
Because dumb cunts want play like hero shooter rather than semi assfaggots that game is.

Back on first invite wave top rank was full of dota players.

>>719050270
based and objective pilled

>>719050337
Ragebaiting is easy when you use a guy's dead son.

>>719050378
>So it's gonna be like DOTA2
As in the second most played game on Steam at any given time?

>>719050337
he doesn't hes just a cunt

>>719050147
Don't bother, there's a dark penis.

>>719050446
>one shield that can also be used on allies
>support hero
ok

>>719050270
Is that not how you are supposed to play?

>>719049995
>poo dick
kys

>>719048979
the shooting part isn't hard to figure out, just click on people and use your skills to do damage/help others do damage. There are heroes with pretty braindead simple skills to use
the assfaggots part, you can't really build the game sense very quickly to know what is best to do and when. the goal is to attack/defend objective and gain map control, everything else you do in the game is in order to support that

>>719050801
No, you're supposed to randomly brool in the jungle like a retard and drop a huge bag of unsecured souls for the enemy team to turn in after they get comeback souls from the urn that you ignored.

>>719050270
>I mean he kills their base but.... we lost
How fucking retarded can you be? Killing their base is winning.

>>719050702
As in a game I don't personally give a fuck about so it doesn't matter and barely exists in my reality.

Do I have to move like a sweat to be descent at the game

At the full release I want an old hag Geist skin

>>719051232
disgusting artstyle

>>719051026
see>>719050543

>>719051195
They need a mix of ages. I want middle aged Geist where she's not quite a wrinkled hag but she's gotten a few crows feet, her breasts have gotten bigger and less perky, she's stopped shaving her armpits. and she wears less make up and her hair's a little messier

it's that easy

>>719051142
You can get really sweaty with it, so I'm sure there's some autists that have insane movement from no-lifing the game.
But the basic stuff like sliding, wall-jumping, wall punch are good enough for like 90% of your matches if you have good movement + routes.

WHO FUCKING VOTED FOR THE SUPPORT KEK INSTEAD OF DRIFTER

GOD DAMN VELMA OBSESSED COOMERS

>>719051142
half of it is just knowing where/when to go somewhere on the map
can't do shit if you aren't where things are happening
if you move like a sweat, maybe you can kill someone that should've gotten away, or maybe you avoid dying where people should've caught and killed you

>>719049421
The fact that objectives give you inventory slots is one of the main reasons why your team should deathball or at least have an inverse position compared to the other team.
So many times I'm stuck with 10k souls because my team wouldn't simply group up to get a guardian.

Is it just me or did Valve EXPLICITLY design this character for women?

>>719051763
Everyone is saying that.
>low skill floor support with quirky literally me tumblrina character
Genuinely feels like someone t old them "make some more characters that appeal to the female audience" and they pumped up 3 tumblr sexymen and two young egirl bait

>>719051901
>>719051763
Even her gun is piss easy to use.
And all her skills are point and click AoEs ypu can use from a distance.

>>719051763
then why do I want her to sit on my face so bad?

>>719052204
Because you're based.

Game needs a concede function.

>>719051321
I mean at the end of the day it's just coping by disconnecting from reality.
>I lost the game because they didn't group for a teamfight
No you lost the game because your job was to stall off a teamfight clearly the enemy team wants to engage you in a 6v5 when they can fucking see your 6th member destroying their base.

>>719052003
pretty much. They made it so it can't headshot which allows it to be the skilless "easy" weapon because it can't be abused by someone who has skill.

Look at the bright side. At least Pauge isn't as braindead as Mercy.

>>719044915
>>719045009
I dunno I just get games like this and it's a stomp. I've stuck with supports too.

Do we even know if Drifter has a gun? Would've been cool to see how he plays already.

>>719038505
Big tiddy nerd girl ofc, gay pedompire is out of discussion here.
>>719043019
Trannies love pedoshit and you know it so quit with this revisionism.

>>719047729
next major update so laybe around november/december

>>719050270
That support Bebop in the last 3 minutes who unironically believes in him and actually communicates a plan around him is the most fucking based person in this video by a wide margin
They even win off the back of the plan while the guy complaining just won't shut the fuck up

>>719048517
they are making him bald

>>719050270
>Look, you had to walk in 424134's shoes to see what he went through. People thought the game was a hero shooter for crying out loud. Then he landed in a match with a bunch of MMR-obsessed savages in it, that takes a lotta guts. You remember when we played back with 4 lanes? The ganking, all those fags?
>>Like it made us ignore fights and leave our teammates to die.
>>>He was a victim of his strategy.
>>Who cares? It's what he did.
>He perfected split pushing is what he did. He was a brave McGinnis main and on this board, 424134 was a hero. End of story.

>>719052563
Drifter's gun is his claws.

>>719052656
>man I can't stop sucking all these dicks like the huge faggot I am

>>719052595
Vampires can't be pedos

>>719052662
>Not only is his family dead but now he's bald
Brutal.

>>719052204
Because most girls, even girls who are or would have been tumblrinas, actually want to play cute/pretty characters and not hambeasts. Why do you thin Overwatch is one of the most successful shooters of all time with the female demographic?

>>719052705
Excellent

>>719049623
maybe not 6 months but definitely not faster updates
main problem is the ammount if retards that care about ranked, which is valves fault for including this in the first place, because people would rather grind thsn test new heroes and give feedback or ideas about them

>can make her book comes to life
>as a mountain of smut

Uhhhhh Paigebros???

>>719049058
is that supposed to be a bad thing

>>719051456
how do you even get her i cant seem to get any new heroes

>>719051763
It's pretty obvious, yeah.

>>719053457
it's because she's my wife, sorry anon

>>719038360
>>719038906
lol they wont stay deadlock players really think players are going to stay this game past a week the game got worse from the 4 lanes stage

>>719053553
porn addict loser retard

>>719051763
duh, these chubby support types are the women's favorite for some reason

>my friend already invited his """"girlfriend"""" to the party and all she does is babysit him as Paige

FUCK YOU ICEFRAUD FUCK YOU

>>719053667
look dude, valve made a character that fits my tastes perfectly, it's not my fucking fault

>>719050270
love how the ginnis almost has the most player dmg too
what a bunch of pussies lmao

>game is unbalance mess
>some character is better than another despite being easier to use
>the game is over when you have retarded team, but you are stuck for another 30 minutes and can't leave
Dead game

Deadlock could be cool when it's finished but I'm not going back to a moba every again after sinking hundreds upon hundreds of hours in dota2.

>>719046504
Wait so he's like arc warden in dota in that he is the third big guy to the two fighting sides? And just being a combatant for shits?

>>719054003
>it's called dead lock because when you realise you're on the losing team you're locked in and keep dying over and over

>>719054171
Same concept, yeah. I think the biggest difference is that there are many Patrons that we've only seen three of, compared to specifically the three Ancients.

Every other support in Deadlock is literally too hard for the average egirl to play.

What's the matter of having on Paige in a roster of 30+?

>>719054454
marketing material

>>719050272
Nu-/v/ is mind-broken by the thoughts of female characters/players in their games.

>>719054454
I DONT WANT WOMEN PLAYING IN MY GAMES

>>719054543
gay

>>719054171
Warden seems closer to Arc Warden since he's supposed to be raised from birth to fight against both Patrons

>>719054003
wouldn't say its unbalance but the game is just kinda boring now plus the map is horrible this is probably a top 3 worst maps in this genre history

>>719050270
LMAO that audible seeth at 7 mins

>>719054608
retard

>>719054256
I think it's based on the programming concept of deadlock (basically when a program gets stuck because one process is waiting for the other to finish something, while that process is also waiting for the former to finish something), Valve loves using scientific terms in their games
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadlock_(computer_science)

>>719038085 (OP)
Why does Valve keep making these tumblr looking games instead of a real fucking Half-Life game?

>>719054762
Lol yes im playing a map that everywhere you turn you see another wall in front of you the map is way too tight for all these AOE spells and active going on like its insane no one is talking about this

>>719054936
>he doesnt know

lmao

>>719054936
Remember this post in 6 months.

>>719054984
learn to play on it

>>719038505
Turn around and walk back to Ivy.

>>719054816
anon the term deadlock far predates computer programming

>>719054816
Deadlock is hardly a scientific term it just means stalemate

So Viscous is the highest IQ support while Paige is the lowest IQ yeah?

>>719055051
>>719055060
I don't care if there's "rumors" of a new Half-Life game. It's has been hypothetical since like 18 years ago

Can't wait for the trickshot videos with Paige's ult.

>>719055381
No Ginnis is lowest IQ

>>719046504
Enjoy himself
Make the baroness more popular with ghosts.

>>719055421
All you have to do is look into the files of any Source 2 game right now.

Paige isnt for women
Paige is for niggas who just want to chill

I played a game as her and just went full spirit with one rescue beam and spammed from the backline like a drooling retard while I ate a sandwich
IDEAL braindead hero desu

>>719055498
Valve had been "working" on a new Half-Life game since Episode 2. Whether or not they're working on one was never the issue, so you don't need prove to me with hidden bread crumbs of hints. The problem with Valve is being able to commit and finish and ship a (good) product.

>paige is finally a hero you can build splitshot on because her projectiles are long range and piece targets
time for funny business

>>719055737
You act as if Alyx never came out

>>719055247
>>719055294
oh
I'm CSfag but english is not my native language, thought it was exclusively a programming thing

>>719051901
>picrel
Isn't this the bitch from that one hero movie?

>>719052319
its called leave the game.
Concede is cancerous

>>719038085 (OP)
she doesnt wear any underwear either

>>719055885
There's a reason they didn't call it Half-Life 3

>>719038192
his obsession with that obese overwatch character killed all interest in I had in keeping up with his stuff

PAIGE-CHAAAAAAN!

>>719055885
for 99% of the population, it didn't

>>719055921
she's wearing spats bro

>>719045536
page is fine it's just her spells are boring

rework it as

1 summons a dragon that flies forward and burns an area, same as usual
2 is a hex that disables all dashing dodging, and movement based spells but you have to get practically right next to the enemy to cast it (synergys with 4) probably some sort of play on words with silence in the library/ she has to get so close she practically whispers it into the enemy's ear
3 briefly summons a decorated horse under a targeted ally, they cannot dash or use spells but have a drastic speed boost, can be self targeted and cancellable
4 is a summoned green knight that attacks a single enemy player, can be shot and killed but is incredibly strong, is ai controlled

Is there a character that don't require aim at all and is not a melee character?
I'm talking someone like scarlet witch, where you just need to aim the general direction.

I don’t like that last Geist still has kinda a bit of an old lady’s voice despite being young

>>719056419
paige

>>719056446
>based retard
her gun build is insane dmg

>>719056419
Unironically the new hero

Hope you like being a caster cuck

Is it just me or is deadlock actually becoming a decent game now?

>>719055921
She farts from there

>>719056685
no bro I agree

Valve NEEDS NEEDS NEEDS to make a non-MOBA mode and they have a fuckihg massive hit on their hands

>>719038192
Who?

>>719042185
Did they finally update her model to this or is she still an ugly frog

>>719056685
its always been a good game now it just looks good too

>>719056446
>>719056682
Sounds like a good timing for me to go back and give it another chance

>>719056419
Shotgun heroes

>>719056685
>becoming a decent game
show this to someone random and ask if this looks decent
https://x.com/taffythas_art/status/1958239479887782200

>>719057606
Lol that map is so bad everything is way too tight

>>719057606
>jump into the middle of the entire enemy team like a retard
no shit you can't tell what's going on

>>719038085 (OP)
>no loli = pozzed game

Paige's ult sucks. Insane cd for KOTL of the Light's basic ability.

>>719057780
every fight is like that unless you get to one of the open areas on the map which is very few

>>719052662
That's a hwite pipo trait howeverbeit

>>719056419
MCGINNIS

buy turret build!!!
Mystic Slow, Rapid Recharge, Healing Tempo, Heroic Aura, Echo Shard. You can place 8 turrets in 5 seconds that will do 1200 damage per second and you can just sit back and relax.

I notice I'm not seeing much at all of any Paige gameplay compared to the last few heroes. Is Paige really that uninteresting?

>>719057931
yes

>>719047154
Or duration increase should extend it. Instead, it just gives them more time to escape. Get your shit together, Valve.

>>719057693
slow them and activate your fleetfoot item. makes it easy to escape around the corners

>>719057931
i posted like 4 doorman webms and I havent gotten paige once, too much demand
she isn't very flashy either, funniest thing you could post is the ult ragdolling people on kill from across the map

>>719058098
>>719057931
Paige is literally the hero for drooling support cucks and women

Hard for a basic bitch support to follow up DoorCHAD.

>>719057693
I think it needs a revamp. The current map looks like a small street but with buildings made for giants.

>>719047081
>Make fun posters and content to stir up some fun
>Everyone now fucking hates you because people are so retarded they think wrestling is real and now see you as the villain

I hate retards.

>>719057931
Amazingly she does everything Ivy does but about four times better. (Ivy nerf next patch btw).

>>719050270
I couldn't make it 5 minutes. How did all these retarded fucking Fortnite zoomers get an invite? The game isn't TDM, it's about the objectives. Every single one of these useless zoomer cunts getting butthurt about low KDR, when the Mikuginnis chad wins them the game every time?

>>719058407
she has the same level of mobility as mikugniss with no wall to make up for it and way less hp

>>719057812
It stuns though and doesn't require you to stand still for 7 seconds. Throw a lightning scroll on it and it'll stun a second time.... not bad. The CD is actually relatively low for an ult in this game.

>>719058429
He is a retard with gorillion deaths but yes.

Miku is pushing.

>>719050270
When did "int" become a thing? I haven't watched DOTA in a long time, but I thought it was diving.

>>719058563
She also has a large DOT AoE, a root, a shield + fire rate + bullet dmg buff and a combined heal/move speed + stun ult. What the fuck are you smoking thinking she has any actual downsides?

>>719058694
league terminology

how fat is Paige's culo?
also, they need to give Ivy a fatter ass

Did they nerf the stamina? The game feels slow now.

>>719058916
they probably just nerfed the movespeed of whatever hero you like playing because they have an ungodly winrate but they don't want to actually address the problems with their kit

>>719058916
Did you play as Abrams?

>>719058765
Oh, no wonder they're all absolute fucking dogshit at the game.

>>719058576
It's not very wide though. The extender items should affect it, but they don't.

>>719059048
It's giga wide what do you mean. The second upgrade makes it even wider.

>>719059048
instead of a range stat it uses the horses
kind of retarded but the hero already gets insane benefit from pumping range on her other skills

what the fuck is a Patron? What do they all want to do? Why are they fighting?

>>719059169
You perform a ritual and the patron grants wishes. Everybody wants their wish granted.

>>719057860
>which is very few
the people that have a hateboner with tvis game are all brown skinned
something to keep in mind

>>719059169
>patron
extradimensional demons
>want
to enter our plane of existence
>why patrons fight
they need to perform a ritual to enter our plane, and only the winning one gets to do it
>why heroes fight
the patrons are able to grant wishes, some heroes have selfish wishes, other ones have dying family members or want revenge or something

>>719050270
This guy legitimately might be in part responsible for the decision to go from four lanes to three

>>719059318
hate? pointing out the clear problems with the game isn't hate

>>719059478
Nah, map was gigantic and laning vs certain characters could be gg right there depending on what you faced.

>>719038313
Writhing Mass

LMB: hold to spray a strange fluid, deals damage periodically at a short range, afflicting any enemy unit caught with [SLUDGE] repeatedly
RMB: lobs the aerosol canister as a bomb, dealing area damage and afflicting [SLUDGE] to any units hit
>1: Sludge Whip
-Writhing Mass quickly flicks his mop in a horizontal arc in front of him, damaging units hit with it as well as spewing [SLUDGE] in a further arc.
- If any units afflcted with [SLUDGE] is hit they take additional spirit damage and get afflicted with [SLUDGE]
- Enemies hit by the mop also get pushed back slightly.
>2 Rampant Recycling
- Passive: Enemies that have [SLUDGE] or died a second after a mark expires or consumed give bonus souls upon death
- This bonus also applies for allied heroes
- Active: In an area around Writhing Mass, consume all [SLUDGE] marks within the aoe to gain a flat amount of health based on the number of marks consumed.
>3: Mop Up
- Writhing Mass whips out his mop and gains massive movement speed as he paints the floor with a trail
- When Writhing Mass comes in contact with an enemy hero, Mop Up ends and the enemy hero is dealt spirit damage and is afflicted with [SLUDGE]
- If the collided hero is already affected with [SLUDGE], they take additional spirit damage and deal less damage for a short duration
- The created trail itself also slows all enemy units that cross it.
>4. Waste Walk
- After a few seconds, Writhing Mass removes his bucket helmet and reveals his true form.
- For the next five seconds, Writhing Mass gains vision of every enemy unit afflicted with [SLUDGE] across the entire map with a new targeting reticle
- He can then [LMB] affected non-hero enemy units to detonate them, dealing spirit damage and consuming the [SLUDGE] marks they have
- If Writhing Mass detonates an affected enemy hero, he is transported on top of them, ending Waste Walk but dealing an aoe explosion around the area that deals spirit damage and applies [SLUDGE]

>>719058367
ikr its fucking insane, and they have this giant victim complex when drifter has been the underdog the entire time, we just have more dedicated autists (myself especially) who dedicate more time to shilling

>>719059169
>what the fuck is a Patron?
a sort of god or really powerful entity
>What do they all want to do?
be summoned to grant a wish, some dialogues hint at something bigger
>Why are they fighting?
to complete the ritual so they can be summoned because they need souls

>farm religiously in lane
>fall behind in souls
>follow around a player to gank lanes
>fall behind
wtf is this game

>>719058916
They nerfed movement 3 times since first invite wave.

>>719059503
>every fight is like that
not only is that not true but also not real criticism, its nitpicking
im other words your subhuman mind had to scan through xitter to find a clip that would suit your stupid narrative

Sorry, was that too much english for you to understand, pedro?

>>719059601
>His wish for the Patrons?
>...None... he does it for free.

I know nothing about this game but these guys look cool are they any good? (do we have any idea on what the abilities on the locked guys are?)

>>719059914
It's literally a shit janny that throws shit everywhere and appears out of nowhere to throw shit.

i pray we may succeed come monday, but the redditors have taken offense that we made some memes and now want victor to win to spite us.

>>719048869
POST IT PLEASE

>>719059934
we have some ideas based on old versions of their kits that shipped with the last update

>Victor
First ability shocks a nearby enemy and gains extra damage
Second ability damages himself for a speed boost and regen (which heals more than the damage)
Third is a toggle between passive damage resist and an aura that hurts himself and all nearby enemies
Ultimate is a self-revive that slows nearby enemies by 80%

>Drifter
abilities based around hunting individual targets down
gains temporary strength whenever he kills someone
no gun, runs on all fours to chase people and only has short ranged attacks

>>719059934
>but these guys look cool are they any good?
they range from good to almost broken
> (do we have any idea on what the abilities on the locked guys are?)
the first one is just frankestein, he can use electricity, tanks shit and has a resurrection ability
the second is a vampire that, supposedly, track low health enemies

>>719060082
>monday
he's going to come out either wednesday or friday, there's only two days between these releases

>>719041713
They can't even do black voids right, they just look like spats with unrealistic fading edges.

>>719059853
listen i get you love the game but everywhere on the map feels smaller tight and congested you can even compare older footage of the game to understand the biggest example of that is getting to the mid boss and how congested it feels

>>719041837
hearing Vyper's voicelines she's such a fucking disaster of a person

Any idea if Paige's shields stack? Wondering if I could use echo shard.

>>719060082
I'm telling you he will be last cause valve is rigging the voting to keep the best for last so people keep beeing maximum excited cause there is no way in hell the gooner bitch won, ever huge streamer who plays this fucking game for at least 10 hours per day voted for Drifter. Fuck you, volvo

>>719060440
>cause there is no way in hell the gooner bitch won,
Imagine being a flaming faggot. You already got furfag bait and a twink, you don't need a third obviously homo hero in a row. Cope and sneed.

>>719060334
i don't speak your retarded language paco.
but if you are trying to say that the map is small and that every tf is like that again (what you posted was't even a teamfight) you are wrong, retarded and lack the brain power to know what criticism is

so go back to your favela and try to not get killed for a peso

>>719054003
>team is getting stomped the whole match (only me and one other guy have neutral K/D, we haven't really gone after objectives well, our Mike Ginnis is like 1/13 and that kill was stolen from me, and I'm not even doing that well)
>their Pigman can literally 3v1 half our team
>they team wipe pushing our patron somehow
>we push down mid and kill them as they stagger out one by one and just delete their patron in like 30 seconds
>completely unearned victory but a win's a win
>gg
Works on my machine, I guess.

People don't actually think Drifter will have "no gun"? He'll probably do little blood shard projectiles from his hand. Think of that blood knife in Elden Ring

>>719059684
you can't just kill lane creeps, you need to be hitting boxes/jungle/slots in between

>>719060629
lol instead of these lame ass insults tell me a place on the map where its not smaller tight and congested

>>719059934
doorman, gooman, and magicman probably have the highest skill floor in the game

>>719060769
>gooman
also, why did they change his design? I thought he had yellow eyes and his "skeleton" wasn't visible since he was wearing the suit thing.

>>719060704
No gun will look lame. And it won't make sense for the arsenal system.

>>719060836
they changed his head and eyes color like 8 months ago
and they just changed the portrait in the recent update

>>719060881
>>719060704
Drifter doesnt have a gun

His primary fire sends out blood claw waves that need to be reloaded
Meanwhile he has an altfire that's also meleeish but doesnt use ammo like weak mid ranged fury swipes

>>719060759
how about you learn english instead, paco? then you can try to learn what nitpicking is and why it is bad, and then maybe realize that the clip from xitter you used as an example of an average fight in game wasn't even a fight.

Don't bother replying back unless you educate yourself first or you offer yourself to clean my house, pedrito

>>719061142
what does Victor do?

How do I look upskirt?

>>719061324
check for ceiling traps

>>719061312
Viktor is Pudge+Mundo+Wraith King

>>719061547
please don't tell me they put a second hook character in already

>>719061569
Nah by Pudge I mean he has rot

>>719061258
lol you need to stop riding deadlock dick like you are right now its actually embarrassing doesn't take a genius to understand that the map is bad

>>719061638
oh, that's not bad

>>719042243
Worrying whether or not you are acting like you have low or high T is a symptom of low-T, btw

>>719061695
hi, cuck dane

I fucking love Doorman holy shit

>>719048517
i'm fine with either. the left looks like a guy i used to deposit my loads into and the guy on the right looks like he would smoke peace pipe with me

they hate him for no reason...

Have they seriously not added those plant creeps that were datamined over a year ago? I checked most camps and it's the same goddamn eyeball monsters.

>>719062262
its probably gonna come out as a grouped update, all the jungle towers and patrons, but idk the alien things now are really bad looking and out of place

When will they add a character that transform between a guy & a girl?

>>719062332
what possible purpose would turning into a girl mid combat even serve

>>719062332
>>719061940
This game really is 99% fags and trannies, isn't it? Has DOTA gotten this fucking bad too?

>>719062332
you'll never fucking guess what one of Sinclair's abilities do.

>>719062332
Futa succubus/incubus hero

>>719062395
>>719062401
>>719062478
>>719062510
Marvel RIvals is superior then, they are able to do it.

>>719062572
For how short you actually transform into Cloak, Sinclair's basically the same.

>>719062262
it will be the last thing they update because of animations and how they interact with abilities

So we all agree Paige just has a massive, completely untamed forest, right?

>>719062856
Obviously.

Eh, she's ok. But she'll never replace HER.

>>719062856
Without question.

>>719063150
Nope, this is superior librarian

>>719044173
>but aren't most trannies fat? At least in the US
Come on, that's not fair.
Everybody in US is fat, straight or not, male or female, young or old.

>>719062262
This shit looks fucking creepy what the hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBU3KKB1H44

>>719063150
I haven't thought about ROD in 20 years, but I just realized the Paper Magician book (books?) completely stole this gimmick. Unless it's a well known trope that I've missed.

>>719063207
Yomiko's not a librarian, she's a substitute teacher.

>>719060836
because his portrait looked too muh like dynamo

>>719045239
I think a lot of people are scared he will be shiv tier. I voted Viktor cause I'm curious what he does but if drifter has hunter leap he will probably be the funnest hero ever.

GUESTS CHECK IN
THEY DON'T CHECK OUT

I love when people chase after me through my door and discover it leads to the fountain.
And then I lock the door behind them.

>>719045239
Valve rigged the vote to keep the best for last

>>719059601
Interesting little concept
So sludge does nothing on itelf and has infinite duration, just acts as a mark?

>>719045698
Best kit is easily Billy. The portal gimmick isn't even that cool unless u max it for range and if you do that bye to your dog shit damage. His ult for the player is just some point and click nuke and the parkour gimmick is already mid. The suitcase is usually a dog shit skill. He's essentially potential man: the hero.
He will have the craziest content clips but only cause the shit he can pull off is insanely rng and enemy behavior dependent.

>>719062856
The game is, ambiguously, set sometime in the first half of the 20th century. Genital shaving was not popularised until the 1990s. The only characters that would not are Vyper, and Wraith, Calico and Mina who should be sparse based on ethnicity.

>>719045821
I play with an 8/10 normie girl and she essentially refuses to play anything not a hot girl. Not even cute is a factor. In league it's a hot anime bitch. In apex it's loba or Watson. I'm not even kidding she says if she can't be hot in game while playing why bother.

Alright deadlock general, I've played basically every other ASSFAGGOTS on the market, what do I need to look into and figure out before playing this one? All the "beginners guides" I've looked at only go over the shit like map control that all roughly translates from other ASSFAGGOTS. What important game mechanics are specific to deadlock?

>>719063728
Just movement tech in general

>>719050337
I thought so too at first but then his line about how "I'm sure your wife will see it that way" almost seems to imply that hes rage baiting him into getting his attention and then reminding him about whats more important...even if he knows GT won't listen anyway.

>>719062572
that's a hero shooter character though.
this is a moba.

>>719063348
>>719063150
When are they releasing Agent Paper?!

>>719062332
that is literally sinclair

>>719063728
Map objectives that aren't obvious shit like the box and gold statue spawns, the boxes have a chance to have souls and the gold statues have a chance to give small perma buffs like + health/max ammo/fire rate/cd. There's always shit to whack. Sinners sacrifices (the slot machines that play music) have a unique mini game where if you melee hit them with all the lights lit up you get 3-4 small permanent buffs.
The room above midboss aloine can generate like 600 souls if you whack all them boxes.
Youll have to look up the timers for all those objectives.
The urn spawns and has to be ran across the map. if you're over 10% ahead of enemy team in networth the capture point is favoured to their side instead of neutral so its more dangerous to attempt cap.
Each walker kill unlocks an item slot. Killing base guardians unlocks the last item slot.

If you're looking at the map, maximising farm and pushing lanes you're ahead of most players.

>character 4channers are supposed to be
billy
>character 4channers identify as
the doorman

prove me wrong

>>719064198
I like Bebop because I, too, would strap improvised explosives to people in order to save my mom from terminal illness.

>>719062572
ugly overdesigned chinkslop

The fuck is wrong with the character selection? 4 games tonight and 3 times multiple higher priority characters in my list just weren't in the game and it slaps me with one of the lowest pri picks.

>>719051763

Pretty much yeah. She's cute in a realistic way, she has some clear sex appeal without being a hoe and her skills are
>Simple to understand
>Supportive
>Long range (important)
>Fire and forget (important)

I'd say the biggest thing really is that the skills are long range and fire and forget. Girls on average HATE getting in close, so they really designed her to dump all her shit into a brawl and then run away lmao

>>719051901

I explicitly left them that feedback over half a year ago lmaooo

I think its good, the zoom zoom girls need their characters

>>719065041
that is weird, it's odd that mm is this fucked up a year later. try putting high prio on who you want but also select 2 or 3 heroes you never play apparently that helps

>>719058718

She's really immobile and has no good options to engage an opponent up close since her whole kit is built on long range attacks. She will get absolutely mauled if a Shiv/Abrams/Billy gets on top of her.

>>719038085 (OP)
for the retards in the back saying she's mid, L2P. This bitch can do a ton of damage with the right build

>>719065862
Thanks for giving me three heroes to play so I can indulge my rape fantasies with equally porn sick tranny faggots.