Thread 719048904

All your video game achievements will be lost in time like tears in the rain.

>>719048904 (OP)
>Don't cry for me I'm already dead

>>719049052
NANI!?

Like a fart in the breeze is a better analogy because that gets carried away whereas tears in the rain form a pool of collective tears from the sky.


Just fyi.

Also *critical hit backstabs you for a one hit kill*

>>719048904 (OP)
it's "like tears in rain"

>>719048904 (OP)
Why would finitude erase meaning instead of creating it

>>719048904 (OP)
Wrong, my steam account is gonna go to my kids and my kids kids. they'll live forever just like vidya achievements

>giving a shit about cheevos
I ainte 10 anymore

>>719049283
THAT'S AGAINST THE TOS YOU BASTARD

*pummels you with my bare fists until you're dead*

>there are two wolves inside
>one is clinically depressed

>>719048904 (OP)
achievements don't matter to me. they do absolutely nothing for me. in fact they're annoying to get that steam bleep telling me i got an achievement for some bullshit I wasn't even thing of.

Like queers in pain...
...time to die...

>>719050470
that's a sick line...

*cuts your throat and you bleed out instantaneously*
*loots the phrase from your corpse*

>>719051445
You've done a trans-man's job. Its a shame she won't transition. But then again, who does?

Not mine those will go in my museum

>>719051896
I could have used a good trans man. But sadly, I had to buy a new car.

>>719048904 (OP)
I'm putting all my videogame saves in a zip file and backing it up on 1000 different flash drives, so others can enjoy my game saves after my death

My son will enjoy my 1000+ day Lost Life save.
What are you leaving behind?

>>719051896
I don't get it.
>>719052309
I get it but it's not relevant in any way.

*casts a massive Fireball and catches you both in the blast radius*

>>719053062
how many days does it take to unlock this cute scene that doesnt make anyone wince?

>>719054153
Its a Blade Runner quote
"You've done a man's job. Its a shame she (Rachel) won't live. But then again, who does?"

>>719048904 (OP)
Maybe it's time to start earning spiritual achievements that last for eternity... at the foot of the cross of Jesus Christ.

>>719054304
+INF days
Lost Life has been put on hiatus indefinitely

>>719054364
sAMEN

I'm physically incapable of caring less.

>>719048904 (OP)
Nuh uh my Steam account will live on forever with all of its achievements.

>>719054364
You should start by not dishonoring Christ by posting him as some gay dress wearing long haired hippy.