>>537858129
AIEEEEEEEE THIS PISSES ME OFF WHAT WERE YOU THINKING SHIFT UP
SEND THE TRUCKS

>>214228791
>at the doctors office
>really good movie on the waiting area tv
>nurse calls me, its my turn to go in
It would have been over in another 10 minutes, goddamnit

>>719209242
No I think the concept is good or at least makes sense. Like a young Mike Tyson VS now. The problem is the execution of it. Making it a faggy story of how bad he was. If Kratos was just the same but mellowed out and had ONLY a soft spot for his son, then go apeshit like in the old games when his son is in danger/kidnapped etc. It would make perfect sense.

Instead you get passive aggressive shit like "what your mother did before we met is her business" aka her past doesn't matter, she could be the biggest cumslut public bike and it would be fine etc..

Also the mood is always just fucking sad, tired, boring, etc. . Fleekazoid put it perfectly: "it's a movie about sad gods learning how to live laugh and love again" in a faggy voice. Because there is barely any anger, testosterone, uplifting energy.

He became the goy of war and lost Pic related energy

>>719213365
I'm 23 years old and the pain WON'T FUCKING STOP OUT OF ALL THE PLACES THIS SHIT CAN APPEAR IT DECIDES TO MATERIALIZE IN THE ONE SECTION THAT IS ALWAYS EXPOSED TO THE ELEMENTS THIS SHIT IS HELL FUCK FUCK FUCK I FEEL LIKE IM BURNING THE PAIN WONT STOP FUCK

>>536760219
>bookfags when the story isn't a one to one recreation of the source material

>It's been 34 years and they still haven't made a remake of alttp
What the fuck is wrong with this company STOP FUCKING AROUND AND MAKE IT ALREADY AONUMA

>>719054304
+INF days
Lost Life has been put on hiatus indefinitely

>>718951929
>Win the fight
>Lose in the cutscene

This slime bitch abnormality is making me lose my mind. So from what I gather she seems like the type where you really don't want to work on her unless she melts down. Or else you have to worry about the spread of the slime
I know if you do insight work it'll make it so no one can get infected for 30 seconds. But that's just 30 seconds, AND you have to get 24 boxes which is a pretty good work result for her

She just seems very hard to manage, and it's not like you can just isolate who ever works on her since you can't control where clerks go.

>>536435538
>Mei gets called OP
>twitch chat will spam residentsleeper when she's picked
>they don't do it when Akuma is picked though
>when he's picked more and arguably stronger
Why does Akuma get a pass for being a broken piece of shit? Has every tool in the game and does a million damage all the time

>one chance at life
>born a man
>good looking
>first world country
>to a well off family
>have impregnation fetish
>be gay
>mfw

we went from this >>536311559
to this >>536308232
literally how? HOW?

I've gone like 70 rolls without an ssr...
I need crown to complete my siren/red hood/rapi team
pls shift up

>they're fucking tied
they're fucking tied
>they're fucking tied
they're fucking tied
>they're fucking tied
they're fucking tied
>they're fucking tied
they're fucking tied
>they're fucking tied
they're fucking tied
>they're fucking tied
they're fucking tied
>they're fucking tied

STOP MAKING THE SAME FUCKING THREADS EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY I AM FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR FUCKING SHIT BE ORIGINAL BE YOURSELF DONT YOU GET TIRED OF DOING THE SAME SHIT DAY IN DAY OUT FOR FUCKS SAKE I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE and that is my message for today

>>718690729
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

>>536108551
>>536108465
>quit your job so now you ABSOLUTELY have to walk on egg shells around these retards

>It's another multipack
I'm nowhere near completing Ho-oh and Lugia wtf slow down

>get random drive impacted into just raw lvl 3
>half my health gone
The more I play the game the more I fucking hate it holy shit. So many people just play "neutral" waiting to catch this with a cr.mk it's so fucking frustrating

>female character frauds
>Wholesome chungus :D - /tekgen/
>male character frauds
>WÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅGH

You can't be an incel if you're just picky

>>718330341
>born 2006

Because I am an ugly fat 5ft8 male with trauma from being treated like SHIT his whole life

How is PETA still a thing?
They've been more harmful and inhumane to animals than the industries they fight against
It feels like another fucking kike subversion like the people fighting against usage of crude oils as they tarnish renowned artworks and carjacking vegetable oil trucks

>>718176562
Wait, so am I supposed to hate it or not now, I'm so confused, someone tell me what to think I can't think unless it's ai and I hate ai, but it's not being made by ai, but it's influenced by ai and oh my god I hate ai and

>>5030034
Why are cats like this?
>flatmate has a bitchy cat
>i pack my lunch for work the night before to save time in the morning
>get up
>lunch box broken into and lunch eaten and/or strewn on kitchen floor
>scold the cat for its insolence
>quickly leave for work
>get home
>piss and shit on my bed

>turn based strategy game
>mandatory stealth section
>multiple mandatory stealth sections
>gameplay becomes complete ass where you savescum every mission
this shit ruined reverse collapse for me

>>717890703
>tfw fell for the 64gb ram meme

>Spectate and ally playing spy
>Heavily disabled people constantly turn their back to him, don't notice when someone next to them is stabbed, walk directly at him, never hear the uncloak, and believe any disguise he puts on
>Play Spy
>Sniper decides to randomly shoot and headshots me while invisible, Medics are physically unable to look away from me, hit registration turns 70% of backstabs into butter knifes, and every single person changes their movement just enough to bump into me constantly

I need the V hardcore servers because killcam is the gayest shit ever and it makes the best use of the class abilities. And guns make sense damge wise.

tekken players when the match starts (the opponents character entered a fighting stance)

YOU MIGHT START A FIRE SO WE MADE GOING INTO THE WOODS ILLEGAL

>You might squeeze that IV drip, or say mean words to the duty nurse, so going into hospitals is now illegal.
>You might stab people with your knife, so we outlawed chefs.
>You might run people over, so we made cars illegal. We gave automatic-driving AI car companies sole remit over vehicular transport from now on, however; all those companies are partly owned or invested in by friends of the Prime Minister & his cabinet. And it's ethical for those cars to run people over in the event that they might, an ethics philosopher said so.
>You might say things that potentially somewhere, at some nebulous potential future point in the expanding nature of space-time, might offend someone; rather than just tell this person to suck it up and stop being a huge baby, we made free speech illegal.
>You might do something unsafe, so we made being unsafe illegal.
>You might breathe too hard and pass out. We passed laws and guidelines with strict fines and prison terms for people misusing their own lungs.
>You might grow up to be a terrorist, so you cannot grow up (okay, this one is actually a real policy somewhere).

What madnesses?
What madnesses have rendered unto us in our collective sleep?
When the night borne unto us in secret a cadre of bureaucratic psychopaths, who by degrees whilst we laid dreaming, paved our futures with oppression, lined our skies with darkness, and wrote madness into law? By our natures as dreamers did they rob us blind and line their own pockets? When merely to awaken from slumber is to see the dream torn down; and now by way of waking, criminals are born?
They did build a prison around our bed whilst we slept. And now we are trapped.

The only place where I have RGB is my CPU cooler, which came with the chip
I have a closed case so minimal light escapes. I don't want any blaring lights in my room, that shit is just distracting.

>>717524985
>when the game teases you with games you’ll never be able to play like Mortol III

tekken 8 players win the round starts (the enemy character entered a fighting stance)

>IT'S TENDIES!!!
>IT'S UBISOFT!!!!
>KOJIMA'S IN MY FUCKING CLOSET!!!

Not a single link posted to the FUCKING video
Kill yourself, im not looking up your retarded twitter post

>waiting all day to come home from work and get on Nightreign
>get home
>get undressed
>do dishes
>make dinner
>eat
>shit
>finally boot the game
>server dies the absolute second I hit "Commence Expedition"

collectiveshout coin just dropped, sell all your sweetbaby coin right now! BUY BUY BUY

>THE HECKIN BRAIN IS MAKING THE BUTTERFLY MOVE WITH SIGNALS
>the signals:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY SHITTY UNFINISHED WEGS. I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF, LITERALLY 1984

>WAAAAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAH FIREBALL SLIME RUSH BAD WAAAAAAH
*Capcom removes slow fireball that would make him another fireball slime rush character*
>AIEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK CAPCOM AAAAAAAAAAH

Killing Floor 3 beta is going up again in three hours

ubisoft used operation HEALTH to lie and fired all the original dev team and replaced them with freaks

i would unironically fucking leap on a zflip if it just had a fucking s-pen. i'll even cope with the fucking round corners.

JUST RERELEASE HARMONY OF DESPAIR ON PC YOU GOD DAMN STUPID GOOKS

>>530440437
I want a fire themed merc now, but knowing that they are indestructible and kill you in the blink of an eye makes it already daunting.

The game was almost great, but the looter shooter stuff, conveniently placed lore documents everywhere, obnoxious side quest FaceTime calls, and car text messages were terrible

>NOOOOOOO WHY IS MY PSYCHO POWER A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT SHADE OF PURPLE WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK I'M GONNA KMS! MUH LOOOOOOORE IN MY FIGHTAN AAAAAAAH
So this is what peak autism looks like

>>714435486
I play turtlewow because i refuse to give blizzard any money and am bitter and rage-filled for how they destroyed the game that I grew up with.

>YOU REMIND ME OF A MAN
>WHAT MAN
>A MAN WITH THE POWER
>WHAT POWER
>THE POWER OF THE VOODOO
>VOODOO
>YEAH YOU DO YOU DO

>>714247124
It's so fucking dry and hot... I miss the cold...

>>714248320
I THINK YOU OWE ME A GREAT BIG APOLOGY

TERRIBLE LIE!

>>529537086
NOW MAKE THEM KISS!!!!!!!!!!

>spent my late social years in school being a reclusive autist who wore headphones all the time
>decide to buy a webcam and mic so i can practice talking to people (mostly women) on cam sites
>keep putting off actually going through with it because my crippling social anxiety impacts even digital interactions with people i will never see again
im so fucked

>>508996497
i dont know what deterministic materialism means. SATAN is the original rebel. the Catholic church made it criminal to participate in secret societies. after the protestant reformation, secret societies flourished and all the secret society-fomented rebellions in history flows from SATAN, not some made up concept. everything can be traced back to SATAN and the 1/3 of angels who rebelled-- from adam and eve, to cain, to the depraved acts before the flood, to the canaanites and egyptians who practiced human sacrifice and on...

it's not that complicated. so much of these concepts in philosophy are just made up words, its jewish navelgazing. 90% of philosophy is literally just nonsense designed to keep you busy and distracted. everything we think and do can and should be boiled down to what God wants from us and what demons want from us. everything else is jewish pilpul designed to take your eye off the ball.

>>713902042
Without regulations you would literally be eating shit.
Every single everyday object you interact with on a daily basis is regulated, and thanks to those regulations, they're not utterly worthless garbage that breaks in a single day, but rather, they last you a lifetime if you're not a complete idiot.

You are truly the type of retard that would fight against having seat belts in cars.

>>529150894
They are 100% going to censor the game this time!

>Matador mementos boss
>Variant that is immune to 2 damage types at once and switches after every attack
>mfw he gets the "immune to normal attacks and skills" 12 times in a row
Still managed to beat him through heal spam from Lafel and defending until I could finally smack him a few times with skills

>get home
>no vgs

>>713542893
>endless amounts of ugly tacky plastic crap, not even high quality because like 80% of the room is fucking funko pop garbage.

>iran is the aggressor
>bomb iran
>israel must be protected at all cost
>MIGA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>talisclair cucks rupture id ever since canto 4
>nerf him
>mao faust will now cuck rupture ids for the next few years

>>713172050
>the entire OC/CE feedback segment was "yeah, anyway...."
I'm boiling. I'm not even that mad about ultimate because I already expected it and now I can convince my static to do DSR in the meantime, but the OC/CE stuff is unacceptable. AND THE FUCKING TEXT BUBBLES STILL IN DEVELOPMENT AND ONLY CAPABLE OF SHOWING TWO LINES OF TEXT ARE YOU SHITTING ME

>Raven's bond is with the fucking black robot and not with me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB BALDMAN

Tbqhfamalam I feel like anger is the strongest emotion I have that motivates me.

>save up packs for months
>finally 250
>cant wait to get a new leader
>get screwed with a lobby avatar instead

>>527649886
>ISSA CAPCOMUSA

>>712759913
i will never forgive this shit

>>712760257
He thinks he has the will to withhold knowledge from the vessel and Susie, but the truth is he literally doesn’t know shit and the info spontaneously generates in his “mind” when he has to say something important.
The Dark World and its inhabitants are ultimately a singular being and Ralsei is a fragment left in the dark. Ralsei thinks he is withholding info but he’s a puppet that lacks freedom of will, so he reacts more like a machine being fed new info periodically than a truly sentient being.

>>527414479
>NOOOOO IT'S CENSORED HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE IT CAMMY'S LEOTARD THONG COVERS 0.03 MILLIMETERS MORE OF HER ASS (((CAPCOMUSA))) IS ATTACKING US GAMERS

when will something ever happen

>A communication error has ocurred.
>Failed to log in. Start the game in offline mode?
FIX YOUR FUCKING GAAAAAAAAME I NEED TO RANKBOAR WHAT THE FUUUUUCK CAPCOM

>game has status ailments
>majority are fixed damage amounts and immediately get outscaled after the early game
>bleed is just poison but better
>bosses have insane resistances to being inflicted with status effects