Thread 719065853

What does it feel like to play games with cats around?

>>719065853 (OP)
My cat used to be a pest that wanted the door open at the worst times. She died in March :( I miss her.

>>719065853 (OP)
They jump on your desk and smell your face while you try to gayme, that is if they're not showing you their parasite-ridden asshole.

like bags of kitty litter

>>719065853 (OP)
like toxoplasmosis infesting your brain

>>719066082
brown-coded post

All of you are already infected with toxoplasmosis
Enjoy!

>>719066146
Jeets love cats
Ingesting feces of all kinds is a national pastime

>>719065853 (OP)
depends on the cat
growing up we had one (male) cat that sat down in my lap and started purring
my mum has one now (female) that lays down infront of the tv when I visit

>>719065853 (OP)
can be annoying, but they mostly just leave you alone, especially if you have more than one

>>719065853 (OP)
He would like to play :)

>>719066082
>>719066170
>>719066260

>>719065853 (OP)
Toxotransmosis moment.

>>719065853 (OP)
cats are the nortubel of pets

>>719065853 (OP)
omg hi kitty :)))

Toxotransmosis is a myth perpetuated by the dog fags, nobody is attracted to cats shit

>>719065853 (OP)
How does it feel to create a toxotransmosis-brained tranimal thread?

>>719065853 (OP)
ugly feet

Cats will ALWAYS be 4chan
If you don't like this, YOU are an outsider

>>719069315
Toxofaggots have their cats toilet in their kitchen where they eat and cats lick their assholes clean and then proceed to lick their entire body and then proceed to spread their feces all over the toxofaggots environment

Dont try to use false equivalence with dogfags because most dogs shit outside and dogs dont climb over tables and food preparation counters PLUS dogs dont have toxoplasmosis Toxotranny dipshit

>>719069628
>Cats will ALWAYS be reddit
>If you don't like this, YOU are based

Schizo cat hating pajeet having a melty once again

>>719069684
No, dogs are reddit. Le hecking pupper.

>>719069635
>proceed to lick their entire body and then proceed to spread their feces all over
no thats what dogs do
they also eat shit of other dogs and then lick their masters faces

>>719069635
Based. Catniggers BTFO

>>719069695
Cats are vermin pajeet tier pets and browns love vermin pets

https://curlytales.com/this-unique-temple-in-odisha-feeds-cats-before-offering-prasad-and-treats-them-as-sacred-residents/

Nice try thirdie

Post your cat

>>719069774
Dogs dont have toxoplasmosis and have been living with humans in a symbiotic relationship for 50 thousand years

Check and mate toxofaggot

>>719069820
>mutt
but enough about US

>>719069684
So you're based if you don't think cats are reddit, got it

>>719065853 (OP)
You just want to be a woman

>>719069930
again with your bullshit mythos
keep eating that dog shit from your pets mouth fag

>>719065853 (OP)
So long as you play with them a couple times a day they might bug you like 3 times and it's usually to sit in your lap
Just play games that let you pause to avoid any type of frustration and you're good

>>719069980
>Toxotrannies actually believe this

pathetic creatures

>>719065853 (OP)
>no device turned on in sight
safe to say she's going to use the ps5 controller to rub herself off...
what a zoophilic skank whore

>>719065853 (OP)
YWNBAW

>>719065853 (OP)
It is a mixed bag. If you train them young to not bother certain shit and to keep cables out of their mouth, then it is a blessing. Then you have cats you didn't train that are a menace and should be kept out of your room entirely.
Pic related is a couple of well behaved catpanions who I physically pulled out of their mothers butt. We had an understanding early on.
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/105888506/#105932950

Talk about samefag or what

i just like animals in general. why do shitskins hate animals so much? ive only seen such hatred for animals once br*wn “people” started getting internet access

>>719070079
Yeah its gotten real bad since gookmoot removed the unique posters counter

healthychadmosis aryanimal thread

>>719070169
cats are cool. dogs are cool. horses are awesome. shitskins fear the animal

>>719070114
No one hates cats, they are just in fact vermin that spread disease and then their owners toxopasmosis riddled brains make them hate dogs

Sick and twisted circle but there it is

>>719065853 (OP)
I am going to fucking kill my friends cat with my hands if he complains one more time about "me cat is in front of the screen"

>>719070226
>backtreading this hard

>>719065853 (OP)
I ordeard my kitten from https://tapin.gg/egirls/egirl-teammates :3
(she wrote the last part hahah)

>>719070283
ew

>>719070260
You don't have to hate vermin to recognize they are not fit to live in your spaces

Are you such a riddled catshit brain that you cant understand that?

>>719070349
You are already covered in a haze of shit particles because you are a shitskin living in India

>>719065853 (OP)
Epic gamer snacks.

>>719070114
Was going to say this. There would be the occassional animal-hating shitskin before and they'd never deny being from some third-world shithole where animals walk the streets, but now that the internet has become exponentially more brown there are entire packs of these subhumans.
Mods don't do shit about their console war spam either

>>719070435
L-leave the toxotranny alone y-you shitskin!

>>719070435
now that's a keeper. she's the type of wife who would lick your asshole clean after a fresh shartening

I don't understand this campaign of cat hate
If you're alone and feel like shit for it you might as well get a cat, they're cute, they're funny and they don't act like retarded loyal servants

>>719065910
sorry to hear anon

>>719070490
>Keep saying it

>>719070515
>seething this hard over a species indisputably superior to your own
What can I say...Le niggerzs... or however the bread crumbs collect

>>719070586
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whataboutism

>>719070586
Yet again, they can't even deny it. Pure deflection.
This hate for animals always stems from living in some shithole where cats and dogs and probably fucking monkeys roam the streets and steal their children.

>>719070539
it's just brownoids. I think it's just an extension of their obsession with white people, because they know we like cute animals more than their stinky ugly asses.

>>719070658
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whataboutism

>>719065853 (OP)
>Playing a game on the living room TV
>Cat jumps in front of it, sits down facing me and meows
It's basically the cat version of the Robotnik "I've here to make an announcement" shitpost.

As a fellow indian, let's not make this a war about races and nationalities. Let's enjoying kittens one united.

>Dogfags raiding this thread so they can seethe
I've noticed this is a relatively new thing. I'm assuming the sharty and all its braindead, groomed kids are dogfags.

>>719070435
>toxoplasmosis doesn't affect huma-ACK

>>719070691
We can remedy this by posting adorable, safe, family-friendly pit bulls. Oh I'm sorry I mean "American Staffordshire Terriers"

>>719070635
>>719070682
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis

>>719070663
Go figure. It's their hate for beauty. They cannot stand that people like aesthetically pleasing animals and people. They must look like an asshole and demand you treat them the same way

>>719065853 (OP)
i have this exact controller, so sick

>>719070586
>>719070658
>Some people living under my appalling conditions have enough empathy in their hearts to not shovel random dogs to death = all people who don't have an unnatural hate for animals are brown
The kind of "logic" that a third-world educational system provides.

>>719070927
Their appreciation is of a different nature. These are the individuals who will shove their entire arm up a cow's asshole, with pleasure, as a religious experience. However it is they interface with animals isn't something to even be witnessed much less emulated.

>>719070921
ywnbaw

>>719070746
It's one samefag

>>719070921
>so sick
You definitely will be after ingesting cat shit brother

Cats lost
Dogs won

>>719069627
this

>>719071034
But that means....
You are me, OP

Samefag was very recently ruthlessly sodomized in his Brazilian hometown slum by a pack of rabid stray dogs and was as a result infected with rabies through tears in his asshole and dog semen making its way up and all the way into his intestines. He now spends the last of his days mindbroken spamming gore on cat threads all over the site to a resoundingly loud silence from the jannies, who are themselves Chinese and get their kicks from putting kittens in blenders. Sad!

>>719071386
>#Just toxotranny things

Toxotranny meltdown thread
You love to see it

>>719071386
Kek

>>719071437
Uh oh melty

>>719070539
>they don't act like retarded loyal servants
t. owns a nasty untrained vermin that pisses and shits all over their trailer

>>719065853 (OP)
Like having toxoplasma.

>>719071386
lol

>>719071563
^ yup

>>719071613
I don't have a dog

>>719065853 (OP)
My cats are pretty chill unless it's in the evening and 2 hours before feeding time. Then they come to bug me and find creative new ways to meow louder until I get up and see what they want. For example, sometimes if I ignore them, they will push open the bathroom door and meow in there because it makes them sound louder.

>>719071725
Right because if you did you could just let it out instead if letting it shit in your bed, toxotranny
>>719071727
Toxotranny problems

I think you shouldn't keep any kind of animal in your house, maybe fishes and turtles and things like that
why would you want your home to be filled with even more disgusting shit like fur and dirt

>>719071727
wow

>>719065853 (OP)
My cat wants my attention 90% of the time and will give up when she sees my hands are occupied but 10% of the time she's willing to lay in my lap and not annoy me.

>>719065853 (OP)
I don't know why they are that popular, even the most unruly dog or whatever niche pet you could think is more affectionate than cats. Suppose is kinda why some anons are into tsunderes/femdom but they always seems they are just fuckers lmao

>>719069895
She loves killing mice

>>719071785
Samefag gets off seeing his bvll daschund pozz a blowup sex doll with rabies infected semen from the time he had tried to get his dog to rape the backyard raccoon, he has passed out from the pleasure of this sight and often awakened to getting sodomized himself, notably described in past comments as "Hngggggg so fuckinnnn hottttnnnnnggg"

The surest sign that we live in degenerated times is that you can't even have an animal thread anymore without people projecting politics onto it. Mindbroken to the extreme.

Cats have more good games than dogs

>>719071894
Pretty kot

>>719071894
Toxotrannies cant even rotate pictures

>>719071887
I don't blame evil people for not understanding a cat's affection. Cats sense that shit.

>>719071887
Samefag dutifully notes dogs as infinitely more affectionate than cats, referring to the pressure of the knot on his hemorrhoids from earlier knotty escapades. #knotted

>>719071913
Toxotranny meltdown

>>719071948
I blame brown people who infest this site nowadays

fucking ANNOYING

>>719071386
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>719071985
>Cats sense that shit
Way too many videos of cats getting kicked several blocks for that to be true, toxotranny

Uh oh samefag melty

my cat is obsessed with me and follows me around like a groupie
she wants to be aggressively pet ALL THE TIME
she will literally get up on her back legs and pull my hand down to nom my fingers and run her face into my hand

Cat website
Seethe dogredditors

>>719071993
Its funny because only a toxotranny would meltdown hard enough to craft this erotica

>>719065853 (OP)
I used to play vidya with my cat sleeping on my monitor purring loudly and clogging it up with her fur. I want to go back.

>>719072095
>toxotranny
>posting videos of it flirting with its vermin while in a toxo stupor

>>719072087
Sounds like my cat. It's so pathetic. I love it.

>>719071993
lel

>>719072147
>toxotranny
>is pathetic
>loves pathetic things
Misery loves company

>>719071948
This desu, it's really sad

>>719065853 (OP)
Idk I don't like pussies.

>>719072186
I saw you in an earlier thread talking about ballbusting with a knot dildo to cuckold vids of women getting fucked by their dogs I was there I watched you post it with my own two feet!

>>719072095
>own a cat
>it behaves like a dog
>constantly rolls on the ground and wants bellyrubs
>also catches mice so isnt useless
might have won some genetic lottery desu, wont post her though

>>719072259
That's good because samefag would fap to it imagining it getting raped to death by his dog

>>719072250
that sounds awful! whats the thread ID

Wtf is that toxoplamsosis crap? I though it's natural for people to like cats

>>719072250
Ok toxotranny, take your meds and take a nap on the floor about it

>>719072259
>cat is only good when dog
Based
>>719072285
>toxotranny melts down over it
Double based

>>719066082
>>719066170
Toxoplasmosis is good for men.

I wonder if people who post about toxoplasmosis actually make any effort to protect themselves from parasites. I'm guessing not

>>719069895
Not my cat bit she lives at my work. Super affectionate and makes my day better

>>719072436
>dont be a toxotranny
>dont have a vermin living with me
>BUT BUT BUT DO YOUUUUU PROTECT YOURSELF FROM TOXOTRANSMOSIS?????
The meltdown is reaching critical levels

I'll take that as a no

>>719072436
They are Indians, they are infested with parasites. "Toxotranny" or any variant thereof is about as blatant a jeet calling card as "sir" these days

>h-heh no (You)...I win!!
The toxotranny begs for mercy

>>719072672
>DBZ fan
>toxotranny
Figures, probably a spic too

>>719072731
>Indian

>>719072087
Do you fuck her?

>>719072295
Toxoplasmosis is an infection caused by the parasite Toxoplasma gondii. Cats are its natural host and shed eggs in their feces, which can contaminate soil, water, and food. Most people don’t actually get infected from their pets but from eating undercooked meat, especially pork, lamb, or venison, or from unwashed produce. In healthy adults the infection usually causes no symptoms or just a mild flu-like illness, but it can be dangerous for pregnant women who catch it for the first time, since the parasite can harm the fetus, and for people with weakened immune systems, where it can reactivate and cause brain or eye disease. In rodents the parasite can clearly alter behavior, making them less afraid of cats, but in humans the evidence for similar behavioral changes is weak and debated. For most people with normal immunity, keeping a cat is not a real hazard—the bigger risk comes from what’s on your plate, not from the animal. Niggas on 4chan extrapolate from the behavioral changes in rats and suggest that people who like cats are under mind control by the parasite.

>>719072752
>oh no the spic ball Z image didnt fool anyone
>time to go full toxotranny mode
Sad!

the worst part of this cat hating nigger is the lack of imagination, come up with another slur, you used toxotranny a dozen times already, get better material

>>719072813
Toxotrannies contract it from multiple unchanged litterboxes that they enjoy rolling around in

>>719072824
He's exactly like the mentally ill (in the literal meaning) faggots that shit up gacha threads over on /vg/. I miss when 4chan was down, going over to the other site with the filters shut them down completely, and I wish 4chan got IDs too. Too bad user experience doesn't matter to moderation and management.

>>719072824
>toxotranny demands effort
>isnt worth effort
Sad!

>>719072813
Yeah because crazy cat ladies are totally not a thing right?

>>719072906
>THIS IS EXACTLY LIKE PPL RUINING MY GACHA THREADS! MR. MITTENS SAVE MEEEEEEEEE *huffs cat turds*
Toxotrannies confirmed for mobile gaming retards, of course

>>719066983
KILL YOURSELF.

>719072909
yaaaaaaawn, nigga, not even worth a (You)

>>719072953
There's also crazy dog ladies. Hell, we visited the house of my great uncle who died a few years back and he had like 20 dogs who were shitting up the entire place.

>>719073051
See
>>719072702

>>719073054
See
>>719070635

The toxoposters reek of shartnigger

>>719073131
My argument is that it's caused by loneliness. You should understand that, seeing how you spend unhealthy amounts of time on the internet.

>>719073161
>'no u' bellows the toxotranny
Sad!

>>719073151
>toxotranny likes smelling sharts and niggers on top of cat turds
No surprise

>719073086
YAAAAAAAAAAWN

Tranimal niggers will justify living in shit and parasites and say they are better than jeets lmao

>cat v dog thread
>no lovecraft
slacking

>>719073320
>>719073334
>toxotrannies continue their collective melty per the commands of the vermin hive pumping parasites into their nostrils
Sad!

If you IP wiped this faggot 75% of the posts in this thread would disappear

>>719073352
>toxotranny
>gets cancer at a young age and dies
If only the other toxotrannies could be so based

kek, what a miserable and lonely faggot

>>719073392
>toxotranny entering the plead to mods=gods phase
Sad
>>719073410
>toxotranny projects as it cradles its only friend
>its only friend is some vermin that barely cares about it
Pathetic

My cat is in my lap now.

>>719065853 (OP)
My cat pushed my ps4 off of my desk once.
Lesson learned: Don't buy sony consoles ever again

>>719073392
his gf chose her cat over him, very sad story. He can't face that it might've been his fault.

>>719065853 (OP)
>spreading toxoplasmosis like

>>719069895
There you go, government friend

>>719073593
Aiieeeeee

>>719073632
>introvert toxotranny projects no gf
Very sad

>>719073684
>toxotranny happily lapped up 3 furballs later
Gross

i just wish he were a little more creative, just repeating the exact same reply to everyone over 3 hours, woof.

>>719073789
See
>>719072909

>>719073789
probably just a bot

I have had nothing but dogs for pets for nearly 15 years but I still like cats :)

>toxotrannies denied off topic thread to post the same cat images over and over
>calls others bots
Toxotranny psychosis is intricate

>>719073410
People this far gone need to be shot, they think they own the 4chans, and start pissing and wailing like a 4 year old at anything that upsets them.

>>719073889
is this real!?

>>719073946
>toxotranny eagerly imagines others as being underage
Typical

>>719066146
Mudslime nigger wrote this post.

>>719073960
yes i was there

wtf what's his problem

>>719073979
pissing and wailing LIKE a 4 year old, does not make you 4 years old anon, it would be understandable if a 4 year old were throwing a fit like this, not a fully grown failure of a man.

So if cats didn’t have toxo, they’d be the perfect creatures?

>>719074114
>toxotranny throws an actual fit
Poor, miserable, lonely, projecting toxotranny.

>>719074134
If it weren't for the toxo, you wouldn't find them perfect, toxotranny

>>719074134
I mean, imagine having a personal parasite that makes your prey unafraid of you. If this doesn't make them the pinnacle of evolution, I don't know what does.

>>719074226
>n-no u
last (you), parroting faggot.

>>719074254
So you admit their only fault is toxoplasmosis?

>>719074326
>NOOOOO ONLY I CAN SAY 'NO U' ME ME ME ME ME!!!!
Typical mentally ill toxotranny

>>719074080
Got hissed at by kitty because they could sense his immense faggotry so they've held a grudge ever since, jealous of the love they will never recieved from either animals or their parents

>Hey
>Hey I'm hungry
>Feed me
>I don't care if you're in the middle of an online game
>Fucking feed me
>Also I'm going to kill a bird in the yard after you feed me lol
Fucking hate cats.

>>719074080
the cat in the cat abused him as a child

>>719074350
>the toxotranny enters an unmedicated cope spiral
Sad!

>lived around dogs all my life
>deadly allergic to cats
>hits wizardhood
>deadly allergic to dogs and immune to cats now
what the fuck happened?

I love egging on the /v/ schizos holy shit he's been doing this for hours hahaha

>>719074404
So besides toxoplasmosis, what makes cats so bad? Im obviously brainwashed here but I would like to know your thoughts

>>719074354
>>719074390
>>719074447
The toxotranny meltdown continues, thanks for the "cat" thread, toxotrannies

>>719073352
>Degenerate closet homosexual loves cats
Surprise Surprise

>>719074549
See
>>719074370

>>719074447
I see it a lot here, mentally unwell people always spam the threads they don't like, bumping it for hours and hours, when it would've died shortly had they just ignored it.
Modern greek tragedy.

>>719074623
Cats try to give you prey because they think of you as a retarded cat. Maybe you should try being a bit less dumb?

I'm just egging you on at this point to get more posts out of you that will generate more reports that will hopefully see all your posts wiped and 90% of the thread now disappear
Keep em coming schizokun, dance for me little monkey

>>719074648
>toxotranny admits to no lifing /v/ threads enough to notice pattern
>still can't notice the toxotransmosis
Poor toxotranny
>>719074683
>cat is retarded nuisance
>um its for you, bro!!
Toxotranny cope

>>719074420
For me hitting wizardhood terminated my allergy to dogs, but I've been always immune to cats. I don't have pets but when I visit my friend her cats seem to like me

This good boy waited nine years for his owner to return after he died

Your cat will start consuming you as the meal he sees you as in a matter of hours after your death

Let that sink in

>>719074683
>give you prey
He certainly didn't give me shit. He just drops the corpse around. There was no clear reason to kill the bird in the yard in the tree when he's well fed other than being a sadistic fuck.

>>719069895
Ill replace the chair when they start selling proper cloth and metal chairs again

>>719074732
>toxotranny melts down
>toxotranny publicly admits report
LOL toxotrannies

>>719074683
why the fuck would they give you prey if you're able to feed him everyday?

>>719074807
What so it’s wrong for cats to have fun now? What is this, Cat England?

>>719074447
>>719074732
>Samefag was very recently ruthlessly sodomized in his Brazilian hometown slum by a pack of rabid stray dogs and was as a result infected with rabies through tears in his asshole and dog semen making its way up and all the way into his intestines. He now spends the last of his days mindbroken spamming gore on cat threads all over the site to a resoundingly loud silence from the jannies, who are themselves Chinese and get their kicks from putting kittens in blenders. Sad!
>Samefag gets off seeing his bvll daschund pozz a blowup sex doll with rabies infected semen from the time he had tried to get his dog to rape the backyard raccoon, he has passed out from the pleasure of this sight and often awakened to getting sodomized himself, notably described in past comments as "Hngggggg so fuckinnnn hottttnnnnnggg"
>Samefag dutifully notes dogs as infinitely more affectionate than cats, referring to the pressure of the knot on his hemorrhoids from earlier knotty escapades. #knotted

Gog people will talk about how gross cats are right before they french kiss their dogs. I have never been in a pet owner's house that did not smell like piss and shit and smelly animal. You think you are clean enough. You are not. You either surrender a room in the house or your entire backyard to be a filthy toilet. All pets are fucking revolting.

>>719074907
>i-its just having fun bro!!! Is that illegal???
LOL toxotranny

>>719074821
Because you feed him slop out of a can or dry pebbles

>>719074931
>toxotranny melty reaching its peak
Based toxotranny being an endless source of autism to be easily ridiculed IRL and on 4chan

>>719074931
chatgpt does not write good smut

>>719069895
Here he is……..

>>719074792
My cat got really depressed after my mom died
He would sit and lie on her bed for hours at a time, only stopping to get water or a little food (he was eating noticeably less during this)
He took her death waaaaaay harder than I did.

>>719074937
Humans hunt animals for fun too dumbass

>>719074957
>UMMM BRO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAND PREPARE A MEAL OF FRESH MEAT FOR KING MITTENS BRO!!!
>but Im totally not deranged from my toxotransmosis! Thats schizoposting!!!
Toxotranny slaves and their toxotranny ways

>>719075002
Why did you kill your mom?

>>719074792
On humans moving on is seen as a virtue, so if that dog was a human, he'd be called a pathetic fucking loser that can't let go. Humans that are more like cats are more successful. Cats relate more to humans with free will. They have their goals and their objectives. If your cat loves you, you earned the love from a creature that could decide not to. Dogs are like slaves. There's nothing to be earned there.

>>719075002
>toxotranimal sad it didn't get to eat the corpse
Truly depressing

>>719075053
I’d like to see you eat mystery meat out of a can. Im sure you’d love too

>>719075268
I wouldn't hate it
my cat loves canned food

>>719075324
Wait so toxoschizo has a cat?

>>719065853 (OP)
Mine gets upset that I'm not paying attention to her instead. Forget playing with her earlier until she was tired, forget how she was fine doing her own thing before I sat down to play. As soon as she hears the beep of my PS5, it's time for pouty mode.

>>719075457
Why do you think he is schizo?
Toxoplasmosis

>>719075268
>WHY DONT YOU EAT CAT FOOD HUH HUH HUH?!
Toxotranny tantrum

>>719075457
>>719075504
>toxotrannies coming full circle and realizing that owning a toxotranimal is schizo behavior
Based, now try therapy

>>719066983
what does this mean

>>719075563
There is no cure though, its like mad cow disease

>>719065853 (OP)
Only the top narcissists hate cats because they expect unconditional love and attention from everyone and everything around them.

>>719075758
>tranimal ((pet owner)) slaver calls others narcissists who need unconditional love
>while collaring and slaving vermin for their unconditional love
Toxotrannies

>>719073352
based niggerman

>4chan was always like this
no, in 2007 people did not use specific pet ownership as strawman arguments to fuel their esoteric geopolitical blood feuds, equating ownership of one pet or the other as evidence of brain parasites or skin color. yes, 4chan was always racist. no, 4chan did not always have such a high concentration of users as stupid as they are vocal. niggerfaggots

So in conclusion, if a cat doesn’t have toxoplasmosis then it is in fact the GOAT of the pet kingdom.

>>719065853 (OP)
he leans against the front of my second monitor because it's an old 1080p TN piece of shit from 2011 and it gets warm and I don't give a shit about it. Good cat

>>719076083
No its is still vermin and not a proper pet

>>719076067
>>719076083
Toxotranny copes

>>719076160
How is it vermin? What makes it vermin compared to any other pet?

>>719074994
you can see the greed in his eyes.

>>719076282
>Vermin are pests or nuisance animals that spread diseases and destroy crops, livestock, and property

>>719076334
So dogs are vermin too? Turtles? Birds?

Answer me toxoschizo you fucking coward

>>719076067
True post. I came here in 2006 and even as late as 10 years ago you could still have normal cat or animal threads. Not everything was entirely about current politics. Even the racism was, in a sense, good-natured. In short, people still knew how to take a fucking joke and weren't as entrenched in political partisanism.

man feet

>>719065853 (OP)
>ctrl+f
>"tranimal"
>6 matches
never change /v/

>>719076637
But anon according to
>>719076067
>>719076582
Everything has changed, what will we do now that we can't post about our toxotranimals on vee without being trolled???

>>719076403
Domesticated dogs? No, but wild dogs and other canids can be. Some Birds are vermin. Turtles no
Cats are definitely vermin and satisfy all definitions of such

Cats stay winning

>>719076582
>people still knew how to take a fucking joke
So why so serious?

>>719069784
Dogs will happily eat cat shit straight from a litter tray. Look at you and smile after eating the cat shit. Lick YOUR face afterwards.

>>719076720
>Domesticated dogs can’t spread diseases and destroy crops, livestock, and property
This is absolutely cope. Turtles can also carry all sorts of pathogens and can be a disruptive invasive species

>>719077006
I don't buy it. A turtle disrupting an environment? Things can just move around it.

>>719074420
cats=magic
cant be wizard with that sort of allergy

>>719077000
>toxotranny
>lain
>greenfrog
>lel funny filename
quadruple trooned

>>719077000
I’ve had to basically strangle my dog on their own leash to keep them from eating catshit a few times. It’s crazy how driven they are to get at it

>>719077054
> the red-eared slider (Trachemys scripta elegans) is the most common example, native to the Mississippi Valley but now widespread globally, often released after being kept as a pet. These adaptable turtles thrive in urban and freshwater environments, impacting native turtle populations through increased competition for food and habitat and the spread of diseases like Salmonellosis.

>>719077006
>Turtles can also carry all sorts of pathogens and can be a disruptive invasive species
Perhaps, but they are far from a pest to humans

>>719077148
Damn, turtles are pathetic. Getting out-competed by lil ass turtles.

>>719077210
Oooooh so now it only counts when it’s involves humans, I see I see.

someone didn't take their meds today

>>719066039
You're the shittiest owner if your pet has parasites.

>>719077625
based cat chud

>>719077210
Dogs have Fleas, worms, rabies, monkey pox (I'm serious) and even aids.

>>719076160
what pet is proper then?
real question

>>719065853 (OP)
I still remember when one of my cats had cancer on the ears and we were keeping her inside after surgery. This was years ago when I used a recliner at my PC (dogshit for the back), but she'd be sitting on my lap while I recline back with a controller and she'd sometimes look up at me and stretch her claws out all the way up the chest while looking very content.

I don't think I'd get another cat, but I do miss that.

>>719076867
Being serious and having fun aren't mutually exclusive. They complement each other and are actually necessary for each other. Even the schizo trolling displayed in this thread can be funny, but when virtually every thread has that sort of shit flinging, usually attached to politics, then you need the lobomotized patience of an LLM to indulge it all in good spirits.

>Have had indoor cats my entire life. Made sure they never got out
>got tested for toxoplasmosis out of curiosity
>negative
Just dont let your fucking cat outside its that easy

>>719072414
>brain parasites are good because one study showed a small increase in testosterone

just take hcg at that point, what the fuck

>>719079178
>>negative
be more positive anon
>never got out
damn, neet cats, like their owner, no wonder you so negative

>>719079280
>comparing something that has no effect on your life unless you get AIDs from gay buttsex to a drug that causes heart failure at 40

My cat thinks he's a real predator so he'll wait for me to let my guard down then attack my shoes or the controller in my hand. He doesn't hang out with me, he only fucks with my shit. I don't hate him, but we aren't friends either.

>>719079461
your cat is just tsun

>>719079376
if you admit it has no effect, then why claim it's good for men?

>>719079623
sorry I meant negative effect
I would obviously also take HCG if it had no negative effects

>>719079623
no negative effect

>>719079671
>>719079674
if an increase in endogenous testosterone from hcg causes heart failure at 40, then why is an increase in endogenous testosterone from toxoplasmosis ok? and if it's a dose response issue, then why not take less?

>>719079812
bio magic

amazing unless ur playing league
my cat always jumps on my keyboard and kills me little ngger
love him though

>>719079812
good question
I have no seen much studies on microdosing steroids, but in my understanding they shut down your natural production of it.

>>719080041
hcg is not a steroid; it's an LH analog that signals the testes to ramp up steroidogenesis pathways.

>>719069895
She bit me last weekend when I was playing Mario kart with my friends, because I wasn't petting her enough.

>>719080317
Grandmas post on /v/?

>>719066146
the only people who believe toxoplasmosis shit are /pol/incels are white.

>>719080371
Kek, no this picture was while I had a board game set up on the table, I just threw a placemat on the seat.

>>719070435
cat poop is lowkey delicious

>>719080317
This is a sign of a poorly trained cat. You need to make your cat fear you or it'll think it's literally superior and alpha to you. This is exactly how your shit gets clawed, beer bottles get knocked over, etc. It's because of the lack of training by redditor cat owners.

>>719079015
To be fair, all of those dog would have mauled those cats to death if they were in attack mode and not in playful mode or being restrained by their femoid owner.

>>719066082
cat shit infested trailer trash childhood-coded post

>>719082857
bro chill, your toxoplasmosis is acting up again

>>719065853 (OP)
My cat knows my boundaries, so as long as I'm assertive enough she won't bother me while I'm gaming. She’ll just sleep next to me, somewhere else, or play by herself with her ball.

>>719079461
He's understimulated and trying to play. Get him some cat enrichment stuff.

>>719065853 (OP)
Cats are kino in animal form. My cat loves watching me shoot niggers and swipes at the screen when I'm going through menus. Then she'll fall asleep in front of the tv and I'll pet her in between my nigger-slaughtering.

>>719065853 (OP)
My big male cat eats and sleeps like a NEET
My smol female cat runs, jumps and zooms around like a schizo

>>719073684
Licking order, hierarchy

>>719065853 (OP)
My boy cat aggressively demands your attention. I usually type with my keyboard in my lap, and he’ll walk up and try to flip it off my lap because that’s his spot, or lay down on my mouse pad, and push the mouse off the edge so I can’t use it.

>Adopt male and female kittens from separate litters because I figured they’d keep each other company
>They instead opted to fight constantly, and tag team pestering me in shifts

>play with cat gf
>"here's your controller bro"
https://litter.catbox.moe/vhyqb7o8ftgkuagj.jpg

>>719081014
Genuinely the most retarded post I've read in weeks.

Cats are /trans/core pets. You typically get a cat if you want a pet but don't want the actual responsibilities of owning a pet (very suitable for trannies).

>big old chunky black cat, kinda chubby, but has strong maine coon genes even though he's short haired, he's got the size and face
>he's on me, against me or near me at pretty much all times
>kneads the shit out of my thigh while getting his scratchies while I game, look like im cutting
>always has to cuddle for 20-30 mins when i go to sleep, sometimes he stays all night, which sucks for both of us because it gets so fucking warm
>even though he's actually huge, he's a massive scaredy cat, going into a fit whenever the garbage truck rolls around and whatnot

I love him bros, he is my son

>>719086748
I love unit cats. I know it's bad for them, but they look so comfy.

>>719079015
of course toxofag isn't showing that it's mostly the cats who are the aggressors and always start shit

I wouldn't know. I have a Siberian husky, a golden lab, and a toddler. all of which are vastly superior animals

>>719083256
any TNDcore game recs?

>>719065853 (OP)
Hideously ugly feet.
I'm a nigga and my feet are prettier.

>>719066082
>>719066170

You have niggerplasmosis, son.

>>719065853 (OP)
No different than if they weren't around unless the cat is hungry. If the cat is hungry, it'll do what it can to get your attention until it is fed.

Meds. NOW!

>>719086748
Precious big baby

>>719066082
Question?
What the fuck does toxo even do to you, does it lower your lifespan, give you dementia, randomly shut down your body part, just fucking kill you because apparently its a brain parasite???

>>719065853 (OP)
My cat always jumps on my desk during the evening if i watch a video but he knows he can't when I'm playing a game.

>>719065853 (OP)
Man hands. Man feet.

>>719081014
She's actually very well trained. She was a feral I took in myself. She wouldn't let anybody touch her unless it was to get food. Now she cuddles with someone daily, she loves affection. She's vocalizing her wants, or lightly tapping her paw against someone instead of just biting.

>>719066170
lmaoooo imagine fearing toxoplasmosis, what a weak fag
it's one of those things you wouldn't know you have unless you get a test

>Who should be concerned?
>Pregnant individuals:
>A new infection during pregnancy can lead to serious complications for the baby, including miscarriage, stillbirth, or birth defects.
>People with weakened immune systems:
>Conditions like HIV/AIDS, chemotherapy, or organ transplant recipients are at risk of the parasite causing severe problems in the eyes, brain, lungs, or heart.

since ywnbaw, that just leaves us with...

>Toxo is literally only a danger to AIDSfags and pregnant women
>doubles your T otherwise with literally no other detectable effects other than giving 10% of people mild cold symptoms for a week or two
Why do you hate cats again?
Are you a pregnant woman or an AIDSfag?

>see video of an AI cat
>programming instructs to respond with ''is this real??''
the irony is that the bots are calling others brown

>>719069895
no more brother wars

>>719065853 (OP)
Why are you deranged nutjobs talking about toxoplasmosis and indians?

>>719092524
love this goofy cross eyed bastard

>>719092767
BENCHOD DO NOT TALKING ABOUT FECES

>>719071579
>>719071086

>>719079674
>filename

>>719093587
>>719093587
>>filename

>>719086232
i think you are transcore pet, the trannies already live in your brain rent free

>>719089434
they all taste better, agree

>>719086232
this, they're the only ''pets'' that go outside without supervision. owners don't care if they come back or not

>>719091338
>no other detectable effects

>>719070278
>cats are better than brown people

I mean I could have told you this.

>>719069895
He cute

>>719090479
it may be dangerous if you also have the gay and got aids from someone ejaculating in your asshole

>>719092767
it's just some schizo, ignore him

>>719090479
It gives you higher testosterone (based) and schizophrenia (based)

>>719065910
Follow her in Hell then lmao

>>719094146
>nothingburger

>>719096102
no you don't understand, all the detrimental symptoms don't exist and this one minuscule good thing is the real truth!!

>leave toxotranny thread
>come back
>toxotrannies still screeching about brown people, samefags, and bots
LOL toxotrannies letting their brains rot away for their fleabag toxotranimal

Did you hear something? Sounded like a faggot.

>>719069784
Dogs literally just full on eat entire logs of shit no matter how much you feed them and they'll want to lick all over your face afterwards. I've seen it from owners that take good care of their dogs. Doesn't matter. Just something they love to do.

>>719069895
Kachow!

>>719065853 (OP)
It feels very weird to jerk off when my cat is looking at me with his judgemental stare

>>719070000
Yeah I gave my cat stuff to play with by herself like ball tracks and springs. She loves chasing feather wands and playing fetch with me with a soft ball.

>>719069627
That's a dude.

>>719071386
lmao

>>719097163
This is just how it is. Cats that go outside, dogs and children who don't know any better can bring in shit from outside. You just have to make sure to de-worm them and yourself

>>719066082
>>719066170
Can't you just de-worm that?
>inb4 it's in the brain
There are deworming methods that cross the blood brain barrier. Why wouldn't that work?

>>719079538
kek faggot dog got his shit rocked. what a pathetic animal.

Like cat parasites rotting your cranium

>>719066935
Lel

>>719069895
the beast

>>719098430
C H O N K

>>719065853 (OP)
No different than normal if you just establish barriers for them. If you let cats do something like jump on your desk, they’ll do it. If you clap or shout when they try, they’ll stay near you but not literally in your face.

>>719098430
having a fat cat is animal abuse

bloody bitch bastard cat shitter thread sir

>>719098594
good morning saar!

>>719098483
>>719098559
he's not fat, he's extremely fluffy
dude's tiny as fuck if you grab him, it's like putting your hand into a long threaded carpet

>>719065910
sorry anon

>>719098645
sounds heavenly

>>719098645
>he's just big-boned, not fat
lol

>>719079538
Cat isnt "helping" the dog they are too retarded for that kind of complex reasoning

Cats just go nuts like that when something spazzes out around them, its instinctual

>>719098905
He didn't say "big-boned"

>>719098907
>11 years ago
That kid is probably died by now.

>>719098935
Dogredditor cope

>>719098992
>too retarded to understand the joke

>>719098935
When you put a demented freak in front of them like the guy in that image, their response is only natural

>>719099097
the joke was by retard for retards so I don't blame him

>>719070435
>>719080945
Sing it with me now: TOXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTRANSMOSIS

>>719099097
I get the joke but I'm not laughing.

>What does it feel like to play games with cats around?
Erotic.

>>719097120
Toxotranny seething because all toxotranny threads are filled with faggots
>>719098559
Toxotrannies love abusing their worthless vermin

>>719098935
nah

>>719099205
the joke wasn't for you, you were the joke

>>719099259
My cats never have been outside. How does this toxoplasmosis cope apply to me?

>>719066146
Cats literally originated in brown countries. They are a brown-coded animal.

Dogs are the white man's animal. How can you not know this? They're lazy parasites that infect you and make you easier to use. They kill everything they can for no reason and destroy eco systems. Now that's brown-coded.

My roommates cat is fucking annoying she hops up next to me and starts headbutting me to pet her nonstop, even if I push her away she doesn’t get the hint and just jumps back up 10 seconds later because she’s a retarded fucking cat. Worst part is if I try to pick her up she fucking hisses at me for some reason, cats are just selfish little niggers, dogs are infinitely better.

>>719090479
It makes you temporarily infertile, this is common knowledge in Egyptian culture. They're lazy parasites that stop you having kids so they can parasite resources from you while they destroy local ecosystems. How anyone can defend them is beyond me.

>>719099381
>Dogs are the white man's animal
not in city or urban environment
dog is work animal not a pet

>>719099381
This is the anti cat schizo that spams /an/ btw. Ignore this subhuman.

>>719099327
>my enslaved toxotranimals are forced to be shut in overweight losers like me, the toxotranny, so take THAT!
LOL toxotrannies

>>719099509
Cats created modern humans so they can open tuna cans for them. Its real science.

>>719065853 (OP)
>man hands
>man feet
tranny thread?

>>719099549
Simple things amuse simple people.

I wish goreposter were here posting based things SEAchads do with trannimals

>>719099607
welcome xister

>>719069895
I'll post an actually good animal

>>719099620
>s-simple things a-amuse simple p-people...
>says the toxotranny before being amused by its toxotranimal just sitting there
LOL projecting toxotranny

>>719099958
>:3

>>719099701
>He thinks this little shit is better than a cat
LMAO

>>719100047
>toxotranny too toxobrained to even produce words
Common toxotranny L

>>719099547
It's always funny to see how the mods enable serial shitposters. They'll sooner kill this thread than delete his posts because they wouldn't want to expose how many of the posts are his

>>719071579
Ironic, leftists get bullied in school and then favour the bully animal.

>>719100221
It's probably a janny posting all the toxo shit

>>719098907
>>719098981
every time i see this they cut out the part of the woman getting scared of the cat and leaving the kid behind so he has to limp away on his own

>>719098981
>>719099067
Based dog doing the world a favor

>>719099596
not bengal, not serval, what's the curly q ear cat name, i'm blanking

>>719100108
Faster, stronger, funnier, more loyal, kinder. Has literally gotten me numbers from women while walking cause she just brings attention from her mere existence. Doesn't give me a brain parasite.... im honestly open to any argument you can make but it seems more like youre infected.

>>719100204
>toxotranny too buck broken to even meme
the eternal toxotranny L, from birth to the grave

>>719099701
agree
dogs are more tastier than cats

>>719100108
*runs down your cat and rips it to shreds*

>>719100389
>toxotrannies are unironically entertained by this autism
LOL toxotrannies are autistic as fuck

>>719100403
>He needs his weasel dog to get women
>B-b-but toxo!!!
I accept your unconditional concession

>>719100481
based, inb4 toxotranny seething

>>719100481
Based doggo