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Anonymous No.719177858 >>719178006 >>719178593 >>719178765 >>719179417 >>719179524 >>719179548 >>719179605 >>719180557 >>719180658 >>719181054 >>719181954 >>719182132 >>719182732 >>719182772 >>719182996 >>719184407 >>719184557 >>719186470 >>719187424 >>719187709 >>719191159 >>719191435 >>719192172 >>719194324 >>719196171 >>719198336 >>719198529 >>719199262 >>719199846 >>719201915 >>719202083 >>719205157
vtm
which clan would be the best to be a ghoul to
Anonymous No.719178006
>>719177858 (OP)
Toreador mommy for those wild orgies
Anonymous No.719178593 >>719178812 >>719179219 >>719182657 >>719182982 >>719190457 >>719198997
>>719177858 (OP)
>Brujah
would take you with her to watch her back as she throws tags at the local camarilla ancilla's haven
>Toreador
she would be amorous toward you at first, then she would lose interest as you lose what made you interesting to her
>Nosferatu
agent, go get shit done type, think Knox
>Malkavian
you would get slightly schizoid as her blood affects your mind too, wild card, who knows?
>Gangrel
"go get me beer bitch"
>Tremere
you would guard the chantry, failure certainly means death (or worse)
>Ventrue
chauffeur, bodyguard, Mercurio-esque, "good boy" pats
>Lasombra
you would groom her, dress her and do her make up as they can't see their own face
Anonymous No.719178765
>>719177858 (OP)
None of those fags
Probably Salubri (if you can find one lol)
Anonymous No.719178812 >>719178860
>>719178593
>>Gangrel
>"go get me beer bitch"
Am I the beer?
Anonymous No.719178860
>>719178812
canonically, yes
Anonymous No.719179202 >>719186341
Being a ghoul in general would be shit. I guess Salubri since their whole gimmick is being nice. Toreador as far as normie clans go, they’ll still treat you like shit but at least there might be sex.
Anonymous No.719179219 >>719179542 >>719179612 >>719181135 >>719184487 >>719194139
>>719178593
Brujah are one of the most empathetic vampires so no they wouldn't whore/cheat out on you, but they would beat the shit out of you if you stared at another girl.
Anonymous No.719179417 >>719179617 >>719180857 >>719181281 >>719207909
>>719177858 (OP)
>Best
Ventrue for stable employment (hopefully you actually get paid)

>Worst
Tzimsce unless you're kinky like that
Anonymous No.719179524
>>719177858 (OP)
does anyone have the edit where cappadocian is replaced with british
Anonymous No.719179542 >>719179885
>>719179219
>so no they wouldn't whore/cheat out on you,
havent stated otherwise, but yes
Anonymous No.719179548
>>719177858 (OP)
second one
Anonymous No.719179605
>>719177858 (OP)
>those tongue piercings
I got a bj from a girl with a tongue piercing. Shit tore up my frenulum, took me forever to heal. 10/10 would again.
Anonymous No.719179612 >>719179885
>>719179219
you're delusional
Anonymous No.719179617 >>719179701
>>719179417
kinda fucked how your permanently forced into a job for your immortality
Anonymous No.719179701
>>719179617
Depends on your worldview and how much of a ball buster your Ventrue is.
Anonymous No.719179885 >>719180106
>>719179542
>>719179612
how nigga ya got evidence?
Anonymous No.719180106 >>719180427 >>719181992
>>719179885
are you blood bonded to a brujah anon
Anonymous No.719180231
Nosferatu blowjobs
Anonymous No.719180427
>>719180106
If he was he couldn't tell us. Camarilla restricts all information to the /schreck/ thread on /tg/
Anonymous No.719180557 >>719180696
>>719177858 (OP)
Toreador, easily.
Anonymous No.719180658 >>719180764 >>719193324
>>719177858 (OP)
None since you're still someone's bitch. Hunt vampires and drink their blood, be your own master and get all the benefits without being a worse version of a waggie.
Anonymous No.719180696 >>719180927
>>719180557
>pampered for a month or two
>then discarded as you suffer ego death
>no more blood fix
Anonymous No.719180764 >>719182050
>>719180658
how?!
Anonymous No.719180857 >>719181776
>>719179417
>ventrue best
Ventrue will eliminate you if you ever fuck up, like Mercurio.
Anonymous No.719180901 >>719183409 >>719183637 >>719183691
What's Lasombra's thing? What are they like? I haven't played the tabletop so all I know is from the video game
Anonymous No.719180927 >>719181049
>>719180696
>every toreador is the same
"No"
Anonymous No.719181009 >>719181223 >>719188972
are there any actually good vampire games?
are there any that have been made in the last 10 years?
Anonymous No.719181049
>>719180927
then you can make a case for each clan being the best as none of them aren't the stereotypes
stop being dumb
Anonymous No.719181054
>>719177858 (OP)
>Nosferatu and Cappadocian are just British.
KEK
Anonymous No.719181115 >>719181490 >>719181750
vtmb2 isn't even a role playing game anymore i knew it was going to be trash but WHY did they get rid of the role playing elements
Anonymous No.719181135
>>719179219
Brujah are shit. Christopher Moltisanti/Jesse Pinkman of vampires.
Anonymous No.719181223 >>719181414 >>719184158
>>719181009
>Laura Bailey
>Good
Anonymous No.719181281 >>719181389 >>719181865
>>719179417
>Tzimsce unless you're kinky like that
Who actually has a kink of turning into a meatball of rage?
Anonymous No.719181389
>>719181281
anon...
Anonymous No.719181390
living as a human chandelier sounds chill no expectations no human worries just endless suffering
Anonymous No.719181414 >>719196785
>>719181223
>Laura Bailey
i dont know who that is
Anonymous No.719181490 >>719181663
>>719181115
Because it ended up being handed to The Chinese Room. A studio that has never made something with any choices involved ever. They have solely made linear story games since their inception.
Anonymous No.719181663 >>719181750 >>719181852
>>719181490
why why why why would they get the walking sim studio to save their project
Anonymous No.719181750 >>719181870
>>719181115
>but WHY did they get rid of the role playing elements
they wanted to make it that way
>>719181663
because paradox liked their pitch
Anonymous No.719181776 >>719181946
>>719180857
Any of them will eliminate you if you fuck up
Anonymous No.719181791
all phyres look like brujahs
Anonymous No.719181852 >>719181968 >>719182037
>>719181663
Because they would get it out the door.
Project was sitting around too long, it needed to be finished and the walking sim studio would finish it with the least fuss.
You're not understanding getting the game out the door, even if it wouldn't be good, is still financially better than having it hang around unfinished.
No one making these decisions gives a single solitary fart about whether the game is good, only if it makes money. Thats why its being advertised fairly heavily.
Anonymous No.719181865 >>719187345
>>719181281
>"I get to be Mistress' favorite chair!"

You have no idea how bad some guys get
Anonymous No.719181870 >>719182037
>>719181750
but will their target audience like this game?
Anonymous No.719181946 >>719182115 >>719187062
>>719181776
Except me. I kept Heather alive.
Anonymous No.719181954
>>719177858 (OP)
I watched their stream today and the game looked ok, there are side quests and such. I liked how they distracted one of the guards by throwing a glass, then using charm on him to have him kill the other guards
Anonymous No.719181968
>>719181852
true true i'm just sad that this happened to vtmb
Anonymous No.719181976 >>719182068 >>719204684
The Salubri sounds like the coolest clan ever. Like Vampire Paladins. Unsurprising that they're nearly irrelevant in a mega piece of shit product like modern VTM is.
Anonymous No.719181992
>>719180106
Hahaha nope .... gulp

she's not looking right now but yes I am please help me
Anonymous No.719182037 >>719182158 >>719212042
>>719181852
>Thats why its being advertised fairly heavily.
fucking what lmao, there's barely any marketing for bloodlines 2
>>719181870
idk
Anonymous No.719182050
>>719180764
Patience, Anon. Wait and have Faith
Anonymous No.719182068 >>719182141 >>719182773
>>719181976
*the faggiest clan ever
Anonymous No.719182115 >>719182163
>>719181946
I... Kind of forgot about her. I had asked her to dress up and then just never went back to the apartment so in the cutscene this random goth chick died and I was just left wondering if I had missed a character at some point.
Anonymous No.719182132 >>719182576
>>719177858 (OP)
Do Ghouls get a promotion to Vampire if they do a good job?
Anonymous No.719182141
>>719182068
no that would be toreador
they're literal vampire sluts
schizo vampires are funny
Anonymous No.719182158 >>719182228
>>719182037
it's been in all the big gaming events lately i think
Anonymous No.719182163 >>719182260
>>719182115
>and then just never went back to the apartment
...not even to check your mails?
Anonymous No.719182228
>>719182158
they showed a two minute trailer at gamescom and thats it, i don't remember the last time it was shown at an event
Anonymous No.719182260
>>719182163
Never even occurred to me after Santa Monica
Anonymous No.719182281 >>719182363 >>719182578 >>719182678
you're a bad person if you kept heather as your ghoul
Anonymous No.719182285 >>719182362
>pisha will never plunder your flesh
its not fuckin fair
Anonymous No.719182359 >>719182404 >>719182440 >>719183856
What % chance is Paradox actually rolling back the disgusting DLCs?

The Reddit thread claims that VTM2 went from like 23rd most wanted game on Steam during the trailer to 123rd in one day
Anonymous No.719182362
>>719182285
i can fix her
Anonymous No.719182363
>>719182281
well duh, im Kindred
Anonymous No.719182404
>>719182359
0%
Digusting DLC is what Paradox does.
Anonymous No.719182440 >>719209991
>>719182359
vtmb2 should have even more clans available than 1 did not less
Anonymous No.719182569
>VTMB2 is now "making adjustments" to the pre-order DLC
>Whereas before they were squeezing blood from a stone to get the hardcore mega WoD fan's money, now they will be getting even less money because the people were already going to buy the game bought it with the pre-order DLC, and those who weren't going to buy it before won't buy it just because 2 clans are now cheaper/free
>This will now flop even harder
Maybe there is some good in this world
Anonymous No.719182574 >>719182691 >>719182853
I've finished her game bros
I liked it

I've heard the 3rd one is a turd
should I?
Anonymous No.719182576
>>719182132
Yes, just like anywhere else in the world, if you work hard enough you can make it!
Anonymous No.719182578
>>719182281
A vampire NEEDS a ghoul. You need a human to do things only a human can do, like do shit for you during the day.
So, at least make sure they're a good master. After all, they live longer and heal faster. They're probably immune to disease, too.
Anonymous No.719182657
>>719178593
>rule34 tier rp
Nigger and actual tranny
Anonymous No.719182678 >>719182759
>>719182281
I didn't know that i turned her into a ghoul. As my first time I tried to save her life roaming around the ER as all the other docs were busy .... Then she was like "I wanna live with you now" and I was like alright cool.
I got super fucking pissed when the Sabbat killed her and I could do nothing about it, I literally killed everyone in sight after that
Anonymous No.719182691 >>719182851
>>719182574
>I've finished her game bros
>I liked it
Based, which ending? There is a canon choice you see in 3
>I've heard the 3rd one is a turd
should I?
it has some ok characters like the second protagonist
Anonymous No.719182723 >>719189086 >>719189674 >>719189956
>that one innocent creed hunter who had a vampire gf that eventually ripped his fuckin legs off because she thought he sold her out to another hunter who tried to kill her
Anonymous No.719182732 >>719182757 >>719182834 >>719182924 >>719184882 >>719211214
>>719177858 (OP)
How to become human again
Anonymous No.719182757
>>719182732
kill the head vampire
Anonymous No.719182759
>>719182678
>spoiler
welcome to vampire, fuck you and enjoy your stay
Anonymous No.719182772
>>719177858 (OP)
Sloppy bruhah kisses with lots of tongue and drool
Anonymous No.719182773
>>719182068
No, that would be the rest of trashclans who get all the spotlight like the anarchs. The Salubri read like a diverse clan with people dedicated to both heal the innocent and fight against evil. Again, too cool modern VTM.
Anonymous No.719182816 >>719186584
why are the muslim vampires suddenly so important?
Anonymous No.719182834 >>719182895 >>719183763 >>719184329
>>719182732
hope that caine apologizes to abel and then god instantly deletes vampirism from the world
spoilers he isnt going to do that
Anonymous No.719182851 >>719183407
>>719182691
>which ending?
all of them
Anonymous No.719182853 >>719184525
>>719182574
Third one was fine. IIRC people didn't like it because the ending is kind of like 'and then nothing happened'
Anonymous No.719182895 >>719183118
>>719182834
is caine autistic
Anonymous No.719182924
>>719182732
Stop drinking vampire blood. You'll go through cold turkey for a few months, but eventually you'll be a normal human again.
Just... don't do this after drinking vampire blood for decades, because when you stop drinking, you'll age in comparison to the years you stopped aging. So, if you've been drinking for a century, you'll turn to dust.
Anonymous No.719182982 >>719198997
>>719178593
being a lasombra ghoul is fucking hell
they hate your guts, they only keep you around because they need you to tell you what they currently look like
Anonymous No.719182996 >>719183163 >>719184362 >>719190897
>>719177858 (OP)
Being a ghoul is generally not very good but you won't notice because of the power of the blood bond.

Clans that are, on average, relatively good to be the ghoul of
>Ventrue
Ventrue are big on the idea of noblesse oblige, and even if one doesn't, they care enough about appearances to avoid coming off as overtly abusive. A Ventrue's ghoul is a favored servant, an elite bodyguard, or a specialist who isn't leader material but should be kept around. If you know your place, they'll take care of your needs and are the most likely clan to actually pay you.

>Nosferatu
Sounds counterintuitive, but because they genuinely need you to interface with the human world, they'll treat you fine, and give you a good deal of autonomy. There's a reason Knox likes his job, he doesn't suffer most of the downsides. Small chance you'll turn normal ugly if you drink nossie blood for long enough though.

>Followers of Set
Okay hear me out on this one. The Setites are a cult. They're about vice, and sin, so as a ghoul you're basically a sub in an egyptian themed bondage club. If you're into that shit though and don't care about your immortal soul, it's a good deal and you're pretty likely to get embraced later on.

Clans you really don't want to be a ghoul of.

>Lasombra
Despite needing ghouls to groom them due to their clan curse, Lasombra are infamously abusive to their ghouls. "If you brush my hair any more or less than exactly 1000 strokes, I will beat you bloody with the brush" type abusive. No sexy stuff here, just full on violence. Most probably wouldn't even rape you because they're that big into inhumanity.

>Tzimisce
You will be turned into a chair (not in a hot way), a malformed murder beast, or get lobotomized and thrown into a vat with 20 other guys to make an elephant sized monstrosity.

>Toreador
Hear me out. Toreador are famously fickle. You will get pump and dumped, and unlike a normal bad breakup you're addicted to them, but they've already forgotten you.
Anonymous No.719183118 >>719191387
>>719182895
why would be apologize he was in right
>god doesn't like your sacrifice
>he liked abel's sacrifice more because he gave Him his most valued thing, the prize animal from his herd
>now, you sacrifice your brother instead because its what you value the most
>God tells you to fuck off
caine did nothing wrong
Anonymous No.719183163 >>719183312 >>719183462 >>719183487
>>719182996
which would offer the best sex and companionship
Anonymous No.719183312
>>719183163
Toreador for a couple of months. Then they drop you.
Brujah for life, since they kept in touch with their humanity enough to care about sex.
Sex is only a thing if the vampire keeps their Humanity high enough, otherwise they don't bother.
Anonymous No.719183378
if i was a tzimisce i would turn a whole retirement home into ghouls and watch chaos enfold
Anonymous No.719183407
>>719182851
my knees...
Anonymous No.719183409 >>719183528 >>719183592 >>719183663 >>719183674
>>719180901
They're ventrue but evil.
Anonymous No.719183462 >>719184302
>>719183163
why would a vampire have sex
Anonymous No.719183487
>>719183163
That's specific to the point it's more of a question about individuals than clans. Many vampires are disinterested in sex or romantic companionship entirely. Some get really caught up in perversion and fetish stuff. Sex = high humanity is a V5 retcon. The Sabbat are inhuman but much more sexually degenerate than the Camarilla. That being said, you want SOME humanity unless you want to have sex with a dry, cold body. Many vampires who aren't on humanity can't put on a simulacra of life.
Anonymous No.719183528
>>719183409
and ventrue aren't evil?
Anonymous No.719183592
>>719183409
>They're ventrue but evil.

Ventrue but more evil, and far dumber about it. Also shadow powers. Most people just play them for the shadow powers.

.t Ventrue fan.
Anonymous No.719183637
>>719180901
If Ventrue was Frederick Barbarossa, Lasombra would be Pope Adrian IV.
Anonymous No.719183663
>>719183409
Okay, so that would make La'Croix just not kill you as a reward for running his errands instead of giving you money and a cool apartment. Or is it some other kind of evil?
Anonymous No.719183674 >>719186108 >>719207346
>>719183409
I think they're the only clan inherently evil (besides the baali, and maybe the tremere, actually fuck saulot and all of his 3 clans)
Bunch of bastards, of course they're mostly Spanish and Italian. One committed genocide in South America, the others killed Jesus.
Anonymous No.719183691 >>719183884
>>719180901
Ventrue but assholes (even more so).
While the Ventrue try to maintain their Humanity high to blend in with society, the Lasombra are like reclusive billionaires who don't even want to mingle with the riffraff (humans) unless they HAVE TO.
Their clan's specialty is Shadow Magic; they can control Shadows and camouflage themselves even better than the Nos. The clan's bane is that they don't reflect in any mirrored surface, so they can never see their own appearance.
Anonymous No.719183763 >>719183876 >>719183898 >>719184329
>>719182834
Now we are talking.
How to make Caine apologise?
Anonymous No.719183813 >>719183851
what clan wouldve king cobra jfs been in?
Anonymous No.719183851
>>719183813
nosferatu thinblood
Anonymous No.719183856 >>719210107
>>719182359
> Game about being a Muslim Jackie Chan and fighting clowns
> Why don't people like it? Sure it must be microtransactions.
Anonymous No.719183876
>>719183763
Revoke his Taxi Driver license.
Anonymous No.719183884 >>719184078 >>719184763
>>719183691
>they don't reflect in any mirrored surface, so they can never see their own appearance.
Sounds like a shitty gimmick that would only serve as means to identify them. They could still have someone paint them or maybe even photograph them in some way. Unless you mean to tell me they don't even appear in x-ray scans
Anonymous No.719183898
>>719183763
therapy and bible school
Anonymous No.719184078
>>719183884
That's what a bane is for: to fuck you over. Paintings work(takes time, as always, so it's not pratical just to look how you look like for an single evening), but photographs are extremely blurry and cameras show too many artifacts to make the Lasombra visible.
Anonymous No.719184084 >>719185569 >>719185758
When I took the clan test in the last Vampire thread I read on here, I got Salubri. So, I guess I'd want to be one of their ghouls, if they even have any. I know next to nothing about this setting.
Anonymous No.719184158 >>719184356
>>719181223
>AIEEEE IS THAT A PEACEFUL SCANDINAVIAN EXISTENCE, I NEED TO BURN DOWN CHURCHES AND KILL MY FRIENDS, HITLERSAMA PLEASE HELP ME
do blvck cvck metalfags really
Anonymous No.719184170
v6 with all the woke shit removed when?
Anonymous No.719184302 >>719184341 >>719186923
>>719183462
because I say so
Anonymous No.719184329 >>719196013
>>719182834
>>719183763
in one gehenna book scenario lucifer meets caine and tells him that most of his pain is self inflicted
also he's shocked caine is still alive because he thought caine would apologize after a few months or so, but it's been hundreds of thousdands of years and he still thinks he did nothing wrong
Anonymous No.719184341
>>719184302
wow she's flexible
Anonymous No.719184356
>>719184158
Most of us think he's a retard actually lol
Anonymous No.719184362
>>719182996
>You will get pump and dumped, and unlike a normal bad breakup you're addicted to them, but they've already forgotten you.
Pretty much this. Torey a shit.
Anonymous No.719184378 >>719185154
"play" her "game" its great
Anonymous No.719184407 >>719184451 >>719184513 >>719184567
>>719177858 (OP)
I'd rather kill myself than have anything to do with a vampire desu
Anonymous No.719184451
>>719184407
this guy gets it
Anonymous No.719184487
>>719179219
I wish they would see her shirt
Anonymous No.719184513
>>719184407
Death is but a beginning, ya fanook.
Anonymous No.719184525
>>719182853
The 3rd one also has a vastly inferior artstyle compared to Shadows.
Anonymous No.719184557 >>719184657
>>719177858 (OP)
which is the best at sex though?
Anonymous No.719184567 >>719184789 >>719187572
>>719184407
You don't have to serve vampires, if your balls are big enough you can start a vampire hunting business and just drink the blood of your victims to keep your addiction from killing you.
Anonymous No.719184610
daily reminder that nicktuku literally do not exist
Anonymous No.719184657
>>719184557
Pelvis crushing hip slams with Potence.
Anonymous No.719184673 >>719184824
need vamp loli gf

thing is it would be hard to hold hands with her out in public
Anonymous No.719184763
>>719183884
It's honestly pretty inconsistent from book to book and between editions. Anything from "only optical cameras don't show them", through "they turn out fucked up in every picture, digital too", all the way to "you are stopped by your archnemesis - the automatic door at the 7/11". GM decides the extent, really.
Anonymous No.719184789
>>719184567
sounds easy and risk free!
Anonymous No.719184824
>>719184673
I think it was in what we do in the shadows where vamp lolis meet up with pedos and drink their blood before killing them, pretty based
Anonymous No.719184882
>>719182732
Simple, you need to find someone with faith and I mean real faith. You'll feel it / see it. At that point you need to let them embrace you. It may sting at first but soon enough your vampire troubles will be over and you'll be cleansed
Anonymous No.719185029
*falls into torpor*
Anonymous No.719185064 >>719185351
So what's the best edition of VTM just to read the lore and have a fun time reading vampire stories and shit? 1st edition? 2nd? Revised? V20? Please don't tell me that is censored trash like V5.
Anonymous No.719185154 >>719185287 >>719185345
>>719184378
The writing for this game perfectly captured the pretentious pseud millennial wannabe journalist archetype with Julia. They only thing it gets wrong is making her hotter than this type of girl would realistically be, but that's a valid artistic liberty.
Anonymous No.719185287
>>719185154
>the pretentious pseud millennial wannabe journalist
yeah it was great lol, especially the part where she pretends to read the book she borrowed from her girlfriend
Anonymous No.719185345 >>719187793
>>719185154
>They only thing it gets wrong is making her hotter than this type of girl would realistically be
na they are usually pretty hot and also as mentally unstable as the lasombra
Anonymous No.719185351 >>719185716 >>719201330
>>719185064
1e, 2e, and Revised are all good for that. Each has a slightly different flavor though.

1e is more mysterious. The setting wasn't fully crystalized yet so there's a lot more mystery to things and it feels more open-ended. I highly recommend the 1e corebook on vibes alone.

2e is where things are established, but also pretty wild. The setting has mostly crystalized but the metaplot hasn't taken over yet.

Revised is the era of metaplot. If you like the constant updates and slow march towards gehenna, you'll love revised. But revised can also feel rather restrictive and small by comparison.
Anonymous No.719185569
>>719184084
They're the sole good guys so they're obviously borderline extinct. Also, I don't think the whole concept of creating ghouls meshes well with their nice vampire schtick. They're basically humans turned into enslaved drug addicts, hard to justify that, even if you otherwise treat them well.
Anonymous No.719185716 >>719187142
>>719185351
Thanks. Any recs for cool vampire titbits?
Anonymous No.719185758 >>719186440 >>719186846
>>719184084
>clan test
post link
Anonymous No.719186108 >>719186339 >>719186597
>>719183674
>lasombra killed jesus
wait they are jews??
Anonymous No.719186250
post totentanz
Anonymous No.719186339 >>719186563 >>719199232 >>719207346
>>719186108
romans did, basically italians
Anonymous No.719186341
>>719179202
>but at least there might be sex.
I feel like I read somewhere that Ventrue do it too, strictly as a reward for high performing ghouls.
Anonymous No.719186440 >>719186820
>>719185758
most anons were nossies, furries and banu haqim (for some reason)
Anonymous No.719186470
>>719177858 (OP)
Malk lips look the most kissable here, so that's my choice.
Anonymous No.719186563 >>719187068
>>719186339
>romans did
anon...
Anonymous No.719186584 >>719186845
>>719182816
Because in modern VTM V5 lore the Camarilla and Ashirra (middle eastern Camarilla) formed a tenuous alliance in the Gehenna war.
Anonymous No.719186597
>>719186108
ssh
Anonymous No.719186820
>>719186440
>no link
whatever you stinky dog
Anonymous No.719186840 >>719187092 >>719187242
When you become a vampire is it still (You) except mutated, or do (You) die and a vampire creature is formed inside your body except with your memories?
Anonymous No.719186845 >>719190687
>>719186584
gehenna this gehenna that i'm so sick of gehenna
Anonymous No.719186846 >>719187282 >>719187824 >>719188247 >>719188459 >>719188467 >>719188801 >>719189771 >>719189798 >>719191456 >>719191785 >>719192391 >>719196885 >>719197867 >>719198258 >>719198761 >>719199013 >>719202590 >>719204742 >>719204812 >>719205151 >>719205410 >>719205492 >>719207669 >>719208202 >>719208828 >>719211416
>>719185758
I dunno what test they're talking about but paradox has one on the official site
https://www.paradoxinteractive.com/games/world-of-darkness/community/get-inspired
Anonymous No.719186923
>>719184302
Love her
Anonymous No.719187062
>>719181946
Heather is best girl! I just want to save her and cuddle during the day
Anonymous No.719187068 >>719189393
>>719186563
Who do you think made him wear the crown of thorns and nailed him to the cross?
Anonymous No.719187092
>>719186840
not known, can't be proven, some clans believe in A and some in B
Anonymous No.719187142 >>719204675
>>719185716
Well, if there's any clans you like, check out their clanbooks. There's a 2e and Revised version for every clan. Some can be tonally quite different. Guide to the Sabbat and Camarilla are good for similar reasons, though the 2e and Revised Sabbat books are markedly quite different. VTDA can be interesting if you want to see the setting outside of the modern context, though imo VTDA can be a little too direct with using clans as direct counterparts to IRL ethnic groups and cultural movements. If you like metaplot, Gehenna, and want to read a premade adventure designed to take you from the 1100s to the early 2000s, Transylvania Chronicles is that.

Unfortunately I can't help you if you want more conventional novel style narratives. Also, something I wish more people would tell people when getting into WoD. If you are reading through the lore and find yourself thinking something is immensely stupid, unfun, or just not to your tastes, that's fine. It was written on for over a decade just in the original run alone, by many, many different authors.
Anonymous No.719187242 >>719187781
>>719186840
It's you. Vampires can even very rarely leave behind ghosts. Diablerie involves devouring another's soul. Clinically, you're dead, but your soul is still in there. It's always you, and that's why humanity matters.
Anonymous No.719187282 >>719187632 >>719187835 >>719188272 >>719188652 >>719189771
>>719186846
this test is bullshit
Anonymous No.719187345 >>719192000
>>719181865
y-yeah haha imagine that... man, those kinds of guys must be crazy...
Anonymous No.719187424
>>719177858 (OP)
which ones would you let blow you?
Anonymous No.719187434 >>719187617 >>719187665
>Fabien just opens it in VTMB2
What kind of idiot just opens it? heh
Anonymous No.719187572 >>719195084 >>719195529
>>719184567
Won't being a Ghoul mess up your True Faith skills?
Anonymous No.719187617 >>719187714
>>719187434
Anonymous No.719187632 >>719187778
>>719187282
lmao schizo
Anonymous No.719187665
>>719187434
Anonymous No.719187709
>>719177858 (OP)
The new VtM game will be shit in part because it lacks the 90s goth aesthetic.
Anonymous No.719187714
>>719187617
hate when this happens
Anonymous No.719187778
>>719187632
I'm not even mentally ill besides adhd and thats not real
Anonymous No.719187781 >>719188643
>>719187242
Humanity also helps you from turning into a Wight, which is a state you can never return from, and now you are basically just an animal, incapable of higher thoughts.
Worst yet, you can end up as pet of some Sabbat elder.
Anonymous No.719187793 >>719187941
>>719185345
Lasombra* without the. In romance language "la" is already femenine "The".
Anonymous No.719187824 >>719189771
>>719186846
I am sigma male
Anonymous No.719187835 >>719187926 >>719188137 >>719188247 >>719195487
>>719187282
it definitely had some questionable prompts
the "who embraced you?" irked me the most
>Malkavian
it's ok buddy, remember to take your meds
Anonymous No.719187926 >>719189771
>>719187835
whoops forgot to post this
Anonymous No.719187941 >>719188596
>>719187793
I know. I had to take french for 6 years in school but I dont care about that made up language
Anonymous No.719188137 >>719188525
>>719187835
>the "who embraced you?" irked me the most
Yeah, I just picked which I would like the most. Like my lover embracing me in this instance
Anonymous No.719188247 >>719189583 >>719211416
>>719186846
Several of those questions are terrible
>pick a flaw
>in dire situations you tend to be controlling and ruthless
How the fuck is stepping up to do what's neccessary a flaw?
>>719187835
>the "who embraced you?" irked me the most
I don't get that one either, why am I choosing who embraces me
Anonymous No.719188272 >>719188414 >>719188652 >>719188658
>>719187282
Me too, what the fuck?
Anonymous No.719188414 >>719188724
>>719188272
I'm gonna send the N word into the cobweb in a minute, be ready
Anonymous No.719188459
>>719186846
>Banu Haqim
Inshallah
Anonymous No.719188467
>>719186846
Got the same result when I did the test in Bloodlines 1.
I guess I'm a Tremere for life...
Anonymous No.719188525 >>719188836
>>719188137
>my embracer is a hippie nature woman with a forest of a bush (female gangrel)
erm yes
Anonymous No.719188596 >>719189101
>>719187941
French is older than English.
Anonymous No.719188643
>>719187781
There was actually one vampire who came back from the wassail. It took an entire group of humanityfag vampire mystics, but they restored her humanity.

Not sure why they chose her over all the other ferals, but they did. Probably because she was 4th generation and hot.
Anonymous No.719188652
>>719188272
>>719187282
fuckin schizos
Anonymous No.719188658 >>719188724 >>719188932
>>719188272
You will say "nigger" on the internet?
Anonymous No.719188724 >>719188932
>>719188658 meant for >>719188414
Anonymous No.719188801 >>719188878 >>719198982
>>719186846
I got gangrel argh
Anonymous No.719188836
>>719188525
>hippie
>nature
>woman
>bush
based
Anonymous No.719188878
>>719188801
welcome to the pack dog brother
Anonymous No.719188932
>>719188724
>>719188658
I already said it. I heard lots of laughter. I'm somewhat of a legend down there
Anonymous No.719188972
>>719181009
Vampyr is pretty good in recent ones. Combat is shit but the theme and writing is nice
Anonymous No.719189086 >>719189674
>>719182723
Huh?
Anonymous No.719189101
>>719188596
funny of you to assume i care about the english language either
Anonymous No.719189393 >>719199674
>>719187068
Being an executioner is one thing , being an accuser and instigator is another. Romans didn't care about Jesus until pharisees came and demanded his death.
Anonymous No.719189423 >>719189498
>nossie gf doesn't believe you love her for what she is because she views herself as a disgusting monster
Anonymous No.719189498 >>719189702
>>719189423
thing is
the smell
Anonymous No.719189583 >>719190057
>>719188247
they meant you become an asshole when you have to take charge of a situation
Anonymous No.719189674 >>719190208
>>719189086
That was part of the metaplot of HtR.
https://whitewolf.fandom.com/wiki/Jackson_Washington

>>719182723
It wouldn't have worked out well for him anyway. She was trying to bloodbond him. Would not have been pretty when she finally realized he was immune.
Anonymous No.719189702
>>719189498
its something you would get used to after a couple of weeks being with her
Anonymous No.719189745 >>719189846 >>719190289 >>719191318
Are any of the VTM text game/visual novels good or worth buying on a sale?
Anonymous No.719189771 >>719190000 >>719190270
>>719186846
>>719187282
>>719187824
>>719187926
I remember when /v/ took the clan test en masse 3 or 4 years ago and it was an even split between Nossies and Malks, with a few Gangrel and Tzims sprinkled in.
Anonymous No.719189798 >>719189941 >>719189951 >>719190849
>>719186846
I'm Hecata apparently. I don't really know who they even are.
Anonymous No.719189846
>>719189745
The first VN is neat but ends abruptly. The second is more liked. The third no one likes.
The first text game is well liked. I am not sure about the others.
Anonymous No.719189941
>>719189798
giovanni & cappadocian
Anonymous No.719189951
>>719189798
nuWoD clan, basically a modern nights revival of the extinct Clan Cappadocian. Necromancer scientists.
Anonymous No.719189956
>>719182723
>Hunter
>Doing anything but killing a literal monster
Disgusting
Anonymous No.719190000 >>719190374 >>719190747 >>719191656 >>719194106 >>719195939
>>719189771
>4chan
noss, malk, gangrel, tzim, tremere
>Reddit
brujah, toreador, ventrue,
Anonymous No.719190057
>>719189583
And how is that a flaw if it's a "dire situation" as the quiz specifically says. If it's dire then any measures are automatically justified and fuckups can't happen, so controlling everyone into following my plan instead of letting them panic increases everyone's chances
Anonymous No.719190208
>>719189674
>That was part of the metaplot of HtR.
Oh. I only skimmed HtR books, never found them interesting enough to seriously get into.
Anonymous No.719190270 >>719190348
>>719189771
I wouldn't mind having a malk gf
being the malk doesnt sound like fun at all
Anonymous No.719190289
>>719189745
I played Night Road and the Parliament of Knives, soon after release and they were cool, although very raw and clunky. Now they're all polished.
Swansong is also a VN, essentially.
Anonymous No.719190348
>>719190270
Pretty sure there are less agonizing ways to die. Because she will kill or embrace you eventually.
Anonymous No.719190374 >>719190470 >>719190824 >>719193210
>>719190000
>reddit
>brujah
>The Brujah craves to take a stance against those who represent the status quo
Anonymous No.719190457
>>719178593
I feel like being a gangrel’s ghoul would depend on if it’s a city or country gangrel. City might be a dickass but country would probably view you like a grounds keeper they occasionally drink from. Think working for a live in mountain lodge but with slightly more burying unlucky campers. Sounds pretty cozy actually
Anonymous No.719190470 >>719190667 >>719190735 >>719190824 >>719192836
>>719190374
>The Brujah craves to take a stance against those who represent the status quo
But they never really do or achieve anything and are easily manipulated by other clans and sects. Checks out.
Anonymous No.719190667
>>719190470
>But they never really do or achieve anything and are easily manipulated by other clans and sects
sounds like nearly every /v/irgin
Anonymous No.719190687
>>719186845
>t. Camarilla
Anonymous No.719190735 >>719192478
>>719190470
>But they never really do or achieve anything
city of angels baby
Anonymous No.719190747
>>719190000
CHECKED
Anonymous No.719190824 >>719191043 >>719191680 >>719191887
>>719190374
>>719190470
You guys must be from Reddit to actually think this place is anything more than coomers, schizofags and bots.
>But they never really do or achieve anything and are easily manipulated by other clans and sects
That's this place to a fucking T. 4chan is ass.
Anonymous No.719190849 >>719191305 >>719205620
>>719189798
Somebody at White Wolf got the bright idea to merge every single clan that dabbles in necromancy into one.
This is quite possibly the most retarded V5 change out there.
Anonymous No.719190897
>>719182996
Setite ghoul would mean having to bend and spread for whatever politician they're trying to blackmail this week, tho.
Anonymous No.719191043
>>719190824
Okay schizofag
Anonymous No.719191093
brujah are definitely reddit let's be real
Anonymous No.719191159 >>719191543 >>719191672
>>719177858 (OP)
>cappachino

/v/ tell me about the cappachino race of vampires. Why is their teeth missing how do they suck blood do they just gnaw on you
Anonymous No.719191305
>>719190849
i dunno there's some stiff competition
Anonymous No.719191318
>>719189745
Night Road is great. It's structured like an actual video game with a hub area, full stat sheet, equipment stores, side characters you can visit between missions and so on. Elevates it way above the usual Choicescript CYOA. It also has a lot of fun mechanics that encourage replayability - choice of three different ghouls, multiple approaches, succeeding too hard at skill checks making "pick the best stat" not always the optimal choice or how one of the game's vamps is always made your sire with special content depending on your clan pick. It's great, play it.
The author recently did a Werewolf title that's pretty meh. The fact that woofs are retarded by design is one thing, but he seemingly forgot what made Night Road fun and the whole thing just feels linear and overly wordy.
Anonymous No.719191387
>>719183118
That was basically the jist of the story back when human sacrifice was common in the region, later altered for changing sensibilities.
Anonymous No.719191435
>>719177858 (OP)
https://youtu.be/OTUW5lvkF38?si=cZtED_SD0D0YazBb

I want to go to Cairo
Anonymous No.719191456
>>719186846
>Tzim
I was expecting Malk or Nos honestly
Anonymous No.719191543 >>719191672 >>719191735
>>719191159
Their lore is a clusterfuck. They used to be regular vampires but then the Giovanni killed them all, then they were vampire ghosts possessing corpses to get revenge, and now for some reason they're regular vampires again but still look like corpses.
Anonymous No.719191656
>>719190000
It doesn't seem like anyone here got Toreador or Ventrue so true.
Anonymous No.719191672 >>719191983
>>719191159
>>719191543
werent they like monks or something? they got gigafucked by having their clan taken over by italian mafia niggers
Anonymous No.719191680 >>719191887 >>719191905 >>719192254
>>719190824
People on here are rebelling just for the cause or rebelling. It may be petty bullshit like "wokeness" or other shit but its still against what the current zeitgeist is promoting. Which is pretty brujah if you ask me
Anonymous No.719191735 >>719191983
>>719191543
Wait what? There's modern nights Cappadocians now?
Anonymous No.719191785 >>719205410
>>719186846
>you are given a link to an online personality test
Feels like whoever wrote it gave up half way through.
Anonymous No.719191887
>>719190824
>>719191680
i hate nu-brujah so much it's unreal
Anonymous No.719191905 >>719192070 >>719192157
>>719191680
People here aren't rebels just huge faggots. I seriously hate these delusions of grandeur people still have about this place. It's long been subsumed by normalfags and Reddit and anything edgy or rebellious is long dead.
Anonymous No.719191983
>>719191672
Basically yeah, but IIRC it was actually all part of a plot by their antediluvian to try and eat God or some shit.

>>719191735
Yeah they're back in V5 for some reason as one of the Hecata bloodlines. IDK the lore on why.
Anonymous No.719192000 >>719193446
>>719187345
>have to spend every moment her ass isn't on you in stasis
>somewhere between vaguely to extremely uncomfortable
>intellectually unstimulating if your face is in an unlucky spot
honestly you tards never think out your one day fetishes
Anonymous No.719192070
>>719191905
I mean even old 4chan was just a place for people to behave like retards. This was never what Fox News or CNN told you that it was.
Anonymous No.719192157 >>719195309
>>719191905
shut the fuck up newfag
Anonymous No.719192172 >>719192598
>>719177858 (OP)
Ventrue for me, just because it's the most predictable. They'll view me as a pawn, sure, but a valuable pawn is worth protecting and promoting. At least I'll know my value to them as an asset instead of having to stake my life on how they are feeling any specific day.
Anonymous No.719192252
shitposting in schrecknet /v/
Anonymous No.719192254
>>719191680
If I could just be a Libertarian Brujah, that'd be great. Sucks how you always have to be linked to some counter culture instead of just being radically individualist.

A brujah turning an actual commie like Damsel into a vampire seems retarded, even if I do want to fuck the bitch out of her.
Anonymous No.719192391
>>719186846
>go for freedom
>moralfaggotry blindside me
Anonymous No.719192430
remove banu haqim honestly
Anonymous No.719192454 >>719193227
Give Banu Haqim a 1 word name again
Anonymous No.719192478 >>719192609 >>719192664 >>719192739
>>719190735
> the greatest achievement of the clan in modern days
> a shithole
checks out
Anonymous No.719192584
For me? Its Vampire: Dark Ages.
Anonymous No.719192598 >>719208525
>>719192172
Also mommy ventrue will call me a good boy
Anonymous No.719192609 >>719192686
>>719192478
Well when they started it was pretty great but then Silicon Valley happened
Anonymous No.719192664 >>719192951
>>719192478
a FREE shithole, boot
Anonymous No.719192686
>>719192609
the brujah had nothing to do with the golden age of LA
Anonymous No.719192739 >>719192951
>>719192478
Its a free shithole. Our shithole.
Anonymous No.719192836 >>719192951
>>719190470
The Brujah ran the Soviet Union. Everybody forgets that, even the current writers.
Anonymous No.719192951 >>719193013 >>719193102 >>719193161
>>719192664
>>719192739
> kicks the cam out of the city for a bit
> thinks they're free
> still oblivious to the influence of the antediluvians

>>719192836
you say that like that's a good thing?
Anonymous No.719193013 >>719193130
>>719192951
Fucking up at scale is still doing something.
Anonymous No.719193102
>>719192951
They killed a bunch of people which is cool
Anonymous No.719193130
>>719193013
that's fair, plus they didn't completely run it into the ground. got killed before they could
Anonymous No.719193161
>>719192951
eat shit cammie
Anonymous No.719193210 >>719193293 >>719193531
>>719190374
>Imagine the hatefucking
Anonymous No.719193227
>>719192454
thats racist or something
Anonymous No.719193293 >>719193434 >>719193585
>>719193210
Vampires don't care about sex
Anonymous No.719193301
Fuck the camarilla
Anonymous No.719193324
>>719180658
>Drink their blood
>Be your own master
You're ultimately still a slave to the vitae.
Anonymous No.719193414
vampires only care about one thing and it's disgusting :/
Anonymous No.719193434 >>719193623
>>719193293
eternal hearts nigga. official erotica book.
Anonymous No.719193446 >>719197265
>>719192000
denial is also my fetish althoughbeiteverwithstanding
Anonymous No.719193478 >>719193689 >>719193706
If you drain some whore in an alley and hide the body so that no one ever finds it the Camarilla won't give a shit right?
Anonymous No.719193531
>>719193210
damsel using her physical brujah strength pinning you to the wall while you stick it in her while sucking the blood from your neck
Anonymous No.719193585 >>719193631
>>719193293
With high humanity they do still care about it snd thr brujah do usually tend to have high humanity
Anonymous No.719193623
>>719193434
That's pretty fucking gay.
Anonymous No.719193631
>>719193585
get help
Anonymous No.719193689
>>719193478
Yes. The Camarilla wants you to keep the Masquerade. Bodies winding up drained of all blood gets you heat, but a missing person is just another weekday. Heck, even if the body is eventually found it's fine as long as it's rotted enough that the coroner can't find any evidence of vampire activity.

Now if you make a habit of it you'll probably go feral eventually and then you'll be put down like a dog, otherwise you're good.
Anonymous No.719193706
>>719193478
Tear the corpse up enough so the cops will interpret the lack of blood to mean the victim was killed elsewhere then moved and dumped, just to be safe.
Anonymous No.719193972 >>719194041 >>719194065 >>719194080 >>719194807 >>719194824
WHY would your vampire waifu have sex when nothing feels like anything compared to just sucking blood? besides she would have to spend precious vitae to make her vadge work. come on now
Anonymous No.719194041
>>719193972
Variety is the spice of unlife, anon.
Anonymous No.719194065 >>719194142
>>719193972
Don't care. Vampire gf will rape and correct me.
Anonymous No.719194080
>>719193972
Humanity, por que no los dos, etc
Anonymous No.719194106 >>719194360 >>719194589
>>719190000
4chan's proper Clan isn't on that test.
Anonymous No.719194139
>>719179219
>Brujah are one of the most empathetic vampires
Maybe the Prometheans, but the modern ones are a bunch of degenerates.
Anonymous No.719194142 >>719194238
>>719194065
vampire gf will lure you into her apartment with promises of rape and then just suck your blood and kill you. this is how they get you
Anonymous No.719194238 >>719194453
>>719194142
vampire hunter lies
Anonymous No.719194291
Don't they feel like corpses
Anonymous No.719194324
>>719177858 (OP)
>bruhah
>toreador
>lasombra
>banu haquim
>ministry
>tzimisce
Anonymous No.719194360
>>719194106
Baali? Aren't they a bunch of demon worshippers?
Anonymous No.719194385 >>719194681 >>719194691 >>719194731
Could a tzimsce use fleshcrafting to make a person into something like a super soldier (think 40k's space marines for the most obvious example) or is that power only good for creating undead abominations?
Anonymous No.719194445 >>719201797
Is this line supposed to her interpreting Janus as referring to two distinct sisters being joined by their business/political role or is she subtly acknowledging their madness while otherwise seeming unaware of it?
Anonymous No.719194453
>>719194238
Yeah? Say that to my face when the sun is shining. You won't
Anonymous No.719194589 >>719194721
>>719194106
We might be gross, but I don’t think we’re evil enough to be Baali.
Anonymous No.719194681
>>719194385
would be smart to start with a gargoyle as your base
Anonymous No.719194691
>>719194385
Yes, but while you're at it why not give them wings and blade arms and unhingeable jaws too?
Anonymous No.719194721
>>719194589
Baali are former 8 chan users and deep web degenerates
Anonymous No.719194731 >>719194837
>>719194385
Nothing that extreme. Most Tzimisce have specialized combat ghouls called Szchlacta, they're dangerous but nowhere near post-human super soldier.
Anonymous No.719194807
>>719193972
>WHY would your vampire waifu have sex when nothing feels like anything compared to just sucking blood?
Depend on their humanity.
They can have pleasure while having sex, they just need to make their organs function again using Blush of Life. A skill that basically makes you "live" again. Hell, you can even pass any medical checks using that.
Anonymous No.719194824 >>719194902
>>719193972
There's more to sex than just the physical pleasure.
Anonymous No.719194837 >>719194935
>>719194731
Gargoyles are stronger than WH40cucks cuckmarines.
Anonymous No.719194902 >>719195326
>>719194824
yeah and i'm sure vampires care about things like that a lot
Anonymous No.719194935
>>719194837
Space Marines are anywhere from "peak human with some mods" to "solo a low tech planet" depending on who is writing it.
Anonymous No.719195084
>>719187572
As it turns out, no.
https://whitewolf.fandom.com/wiki/Caiaphas_Smith
Anonymous No.719195148 >>719195330 >>719195485
Does /tg/ talk a lot about VTM?
Anonymous No.719195309
>>719192157
imma firin mah laz0r!
Anonymous No.719195326
>>719194902
Some do. As far back as the original Chicago by Night, the first city sourcebook, there was a multi-thousand year old Methuselah named Helena. Unlike most of her clan, she was highly devoted to one man for her entire unlife, her ghoul Prias. They were betrothed, a vampire kidnapped and embraced her, but Prias came to rescue her and even staked the bastard personally. She then diablerized her sire as an extra "fuck you". Despite the thousands of years of unlife eroding her humanity, the two remained madly in love with each other. During her long torpor Prias would hunt other vamps for their blood to keep himself from dying. When he was finally killed it drove Helena mad. and the nu writers don't know what to do with her so she's trying to somehow find living distant descendants
Anonymous No.719195330
>>719195148
nah, it's mostly magefags
Anonymous No.719195485
>>719195148
Sometimes on the WoD general, even occasionally it'll get its own thread. Watch out though, the WoD general is a cesspit of bait, edition wars, and low quality shitposts. But sometimes people talk about something interesting. Also, they have all the old books on file.
Anonymous No.719195487
>>719187835
I just picked likeliest
so, not a lover or anyone I look up to (neither exist) or friend (very few, none nearby). so just a choice between perceiving the one that converted me as a person (stranger) or a monster

>gangrel
knowing nearly nothing about this whole thing, I'm just going to blame it on having defaulted to "survival in the wilderness" as a third option because I like the primitive technology channel
Anonymous No.719195515 >>719195597 >>719195659
mages existing in the same universe as vampires makes the vampires look bad
Anonymous No.719195529
>>719187572
Unlike Arete or Glamour you can't lose True Faith through supernatural means, only actually losing faith in your god will remove it. Even the embrace won't necessarily do it (though the kind of person that can maintain true faith while being a vampire is one in a billion).
Anonymous No.719195597
>>719195515
Crossing splats was one of the most retarded decisions
Anonymous No.719195659 >>719195698 >>719197459
>>719195515
>laughs in Tremere
Anonymous No.719195698 >>719195767
>>719195659
nigga they make you look extra bad
Anonymous No.719195767 >>719195840
>>719195698
Why? They job to the Tremere alot.
Anonymous No.719195840 >>719196610
>>719195767
when
Anonymous No.719195939 >>719196123 >>719196240 >>719196652 >>719197459
>>719190000
I got lasombra, what does that mean
Anonymous No.719196013 >>719196379
>>719184329
Yeah I think Caine just likes being immortal.
Anonymous No.719196123
>>719195939
You're a narcissistic normalfag
so reddit
Anonymous No.719196171
>>719177858 (OP)
None
Anonymous No.719196207 >>719196318 >>719198121
lacroix is a capable leader
Anonymous No.719196240
>>719195939
you're a prick who thinks he should be on top and has a massive inferiority complex.

from my experience reddit
Anonymous No.719196318
>>719196207
t. lacroix
Anonymous No.719196379 >>719203182
>>719196013
>quits being overlord of vampires out of boredom
>causes a huge power vacuum between vampires all around the world
>decides to live multiple humble lives as kine
>one of them is being an LA cab driver
>probably doesn't feed on blood anymore so he probably drinks tomato juice
based
Anonymous No.719196610
>>719195840
The First and Second Massasa Wars both ended with the Order of Hermes' power base effectively broken while the Tremere had actually gained ground.
Anonymous No.719196652
>>719195939
You're a janny
Anonymous No.719196785 >>719197068
>>719181414
>>Laura Bailey
>i dont know who that is
NTA but she's a voice actress who is in literally everything and has a bit of a cult following.
I don't think she's particularly outstanding as a VA, good or bad, but I guess some people just don't like her probably because of how many shows/games/movies she is in
Anonymous No.719196885
>>719186846
>Nosferatu
Highly unsuprising
Anonymous No.719197068 >>719197234
>>719196785
there's an iron chef game? i love trying out awful slop games
Anonymous No.719197234 >>719197341
>>719197068
It's a poor Cooking Mama clone. Better than the Hell's Kitchen one but still pretty bad.
Anonymous No.719197265
>>719193446
then me playing fun police must make you rock hard
Anonymous No.719197341
>>719197234
hell's kitchen is so bad lmao
Anonymous No.719197459
>>719195659
An average mage can wipe the floor with a Tremere. Vampires generally aren't that powerful in WoD, and vampire mages are the lowest on the magic totem pole, it's like pitting stone age unga bunga stone throwers against a modern special ops squad.
>>719195939
You're an arrogant, narcissistic, insecure shitbag. Except unlike actual Lasombra, you don't have cool shadow manipulation powers to compensate.
Anonymous No.719197867 >>719197938 >>719198015 >>719198063 >>719198982 >>719199070
>>719186846
why thee fuck do i always end up with gangrel?
Anonymous No.719197938 >>719198030 >>719198079
>>719197867
bad news anon...
Anonymous No.719198015 >>719198604
>>719197867
you never choose to be gangrel you simply become one just like me fr
Anonymous No.719198030 >>719198228
>>719197938
give it to me straight doc: how badly should i kill myself?
Anonymous No.719198063 >>719198604
>>719197867
what's your fursona
Anonymous No.719198079 >>719198315 >>719198604
>>719197938
Good news if anon is a white woman though.
Anonymous No.719198121
>>719196207
>works with the kuei-jin
Anonymous No.719198228 >>719198328
>>719198030
Being a Gangrel isn't that bad. You're gross and dirty but there's a good chance you avoid a lot of the bullshit someone inducted into a more social clan might get wrapped into. Though there might be some scary shit in the woods.
Anonymous No.719198235 >>719198508 >>719198925 >>719199036 >>719203673
I've been fantasizing about a vamprie biting my neck and sucking my blood out while she gives me a handjob. She just moans and bites harder as she strokes me faster. I start to get light headed form the blood loss and she starts to taunt me about being so hard from her sucking on my blood. I've literally jerked off to this exact fantasy for like a week straight. Someone fucking help me.
Anonymous No.719198258 >>719198392 >>719198652
>>719186846
>Salubri
Wtf, am I the libtard of vampires?
Anonymous No.719198315
>>719198079
white women want to become dogs now?
Anonymous No.719198328 >>719198462
>>719198228
woods ain't that scary if you know where you're going
Anonymous No.719198336
>>719177858 (OP)
If bloodlines 2 weren't made by lazy faggots these would all be playable
Anonymous No.719198392
>>719198258
you're the libtard that brings a medpack to protests
Anonymous No.719198462
>>719198328
Hopefully the Fae don't start fucking with the trees.
Anonymous No.719198508 >>719198846
>>719198235
>having your blood sucked out
>being hard
Pick one, because that's physically impossible.
Anonymous No.719198529
>>719177858 (OP)
really depends on what you do as a ghoul. a tory ghoul would be safest and probably just a decoration or sex slave ghoul.
if you want to put in work ventrue or nosy
Anonymous No.719198604
>>719198079
>>719198063
>>719198015
alright, gonna walk into the sun first thing tomorrow
Anonymous No.719198652
>>719198258
More like a kind survivalist whom everyone else considers some mix of school shooter, terrorist, devil worshipper and doom cultist.
Libtard vampires existed, though. Thankfully, they got retconned out.
Anonymous No.719198761 >>719198919 >>719198982 >>719207368
>>719186846
being asocial basically consigns you to gangrel
Anonymous No.719198846
>>719198508
It's a fantasy about a vampire I don't give a shit if it's realistic or not it makes me fucking cum you autist
Anonymous No.719198919
>>719198761
Lots of clans who aren't big on interaction out there. City Gangrel can be social butterflies no worse than Toreador, if they decide to give enough of a shit.
Anonymous No.719198925 >>719204938
>>719198235
sounds like you need a dom gf that would choke you
Anonymous No.719198982 >>719199124 >>719199132 >>719207628
>>719198761
>>719197867
>>719188801
why do you guys hate gangrel?
they have like one of the coolest fucking abilities
Anonymous No.719198997 >>719199202
>>719178593
>>719182982
>tfw no lasombra tsundere misstress demanding you to brush her jet black hair
Anonymous No.719199013 >>719199121
>>719186846
Never heard of them
Anonymous No.719199036
>>719198235
Kate Beckinsale gave a whole generation of zoomers a fetish for vampire chicks and black latex. Not that I hear anyone complaining.
Anonymous No.719199070
>>719197867
you just got that dog in you
Anonymous No.719199121 >>719199415
>>719199013
Harbingers, Giovanni, Samedi and Nagaraja thrown together into one pseudo-clan in probably the most retarded decision of V5.
Anonymous No.719199124
>>719198982
i don't hate them, i just don't get what i have in common with them
Anonymous No.719199132
>>719198982
uh-huh...
Anonymous No.719199202 >>719200572
>>719198997
Sacha is an archetypal Salubri.
Anonymous No.719199232
>>719186339
jews occupied rome
Anonymous No.719199262
>>719177858 (OP)
Test
Anonymous No.719199415 >>719199568
>>719199121
Throw Ministry on that retarded decision list. V5 is so fucking retarded.
Anonymous No.719199568 >>719199858 >>719199963
>>719199415
Ministry is just a rename, so I can live with that.
But yeah, V5 is a whole clusterfuck of idiocy. The Second Inquisition thing could be so much more interesting without all the gay shit that WW added or changed to go along with it.
Anonymous No.719199674 >>719202564
>>719189393
"demanded" an emperor to do something... lol
Anonymous No.719199846
>>719177858 (OP)
>What I want
Toreador babe who thinks I'm cute and wants to go to concerts or at galleries and make out.
>What is actually probably the best
The Nosferatu whose slumming in your attic/basement and wants to play vidya and grab him a bulk shipment of ASICs for his bitcoin farm
Anonymous No.719199858 >>719200080
>>719199568
Ministry is not just a rename. They divorced the Set from the Setites who are only technically there. They also smashed them together with the Samedi who are not Hecata for some reason. And other nonsense.
Anonymous No.719199963 >>719200152
>>719199568
Putting my disbelief in glowies being anything other than vampire toadies aside, I always felt that the Second Inquisition was an ultimately reductive concept.

VtM already had lots of interesting Hunters, both small and large scale. By rolling them all into one faceless, nebulous organization, you remove a lot of what made them each interesting and unique. I like the zealotry of the Society of Leopold independent of the X-Files-esque fed in over his head of the S.A.D.

Just because most tables didn't bother with hunter antagonists, doesn't mean that we need to force plot armored giga-hunters into the setting.
Anonymous No.719200080
>>719199858
no?ministry is short for "ministry of set" and was mainly a rebrand, the only real thing that changed is that they got a bit more into new-age religion bullshit but setites have always adapted their faith to be more palatable to local religions so that's not that out of character
also the samedi are in the hecata
Anonymous No.719200152
>>719199963
Everything V5 did was to dumb it all down in generic archetypes. Everything.
Anonymous No.719200324 >>719200475 >>719201139
rudi
Anonymous No.719200475 >>719201139
>>719200324
Based rudiposter.
Anonymous No.719200572
>>719199202
I know, just wanted to post a black haired girl with a big schnoz
Anonymous No.719200606 >>719200670 >>719200714
The salubri mouth is just a normal mouth. My teeth are like there, slightly pronounced canines is normal
Anonymous No.719200670 >>719200918
>>719200606
thank you for telling us about your mouth
Anonymous No.719200714 >>719200918
>>719200606
they are the most human
Anonymous No.719200918
>>719200670
I could tell you more if you're interested

>>719200714
I'm human
Anonymous No.719201002 >>719202045 >>719202527
https://youtu.be/UKvWJc5v4Ts

Did you watch it? Thoughts?
Anonymous No.719201139 >>719210780
>>719200324
>>719200475
I can't wait to be a Canadian Anarchic Homosexual Islamist Feminist Communist BLM Pro-Human Rights Vampire in the new game too!
So based!
Anonymous No.719201330 >>719201465
>>719185351
Did Lilith essentially not exist in 1e? I remember skimming the sourcebook at one point, and being surprised by her absence in the origin of vampires.
Anonymous No.719201465
>>719201330
I don't know what book she first popped up in. By the time the book of nod got made she was firmly in there.
Anonymous No.719201797
>>719194445
"Or"?
Anonymous No.719201915
>>719177858 (OP)
Nos would be best followed shortly by Ventrue and Toreador realistically
Nos comes with the benefits of vampires without any of the drawbacks, like yeah you won't be as strong but you'll live long and you won't be
well you're still ugly but you won't be supernaturally ugly
Anonymous No.719202045
>>719201002
uuuh, i like that it has side quests
i liked the imsim-esque fight they did where they distract the guy then charm him
city is nice
Anonymous No.719202083
>>719177858 (OP)
nosferatu blowjobs
Anonymous No.719202527
>>719201002
>turn on video
>see two quirk chungus plebbit goblins
>hear their annoying voices
>close the video
You got a stream without commentary, chief?
Anonymous No.719202564
>>719199674
Do you think they called the emperor up on the phone or something?

The Sanhedrin demanded that the governor, Pontius Pilate, do something about it. They put him on trial, and Pilate could find no fault with him.
Pilate even offered to let Jesus walk free seeing as it was Passover, when they would customarily release one man from prison. Pilate offered them the choice between Jesus, who the Romans could find no fault with, and Barrabas, a murderer. They chose Barabbas and demanded that Christ be crucified.
Anonymous No.719202590
>>719186846
I always get Hecata which pisses me off to no end because it's not even a real clan. And I did this test numerous times whenever it gets posted her and I always choose somewhat different answers and STILL get the notarealclan clan. ARGGGH.
Anonymous No.719202779 >>719203086
i like vtmb2 because it's doing a good job of portraying a malkavian and making me know what it's like when you just want the voice in your head to shut the fuck up and not comment on every single thing that ever happens
Anonymous No.719203086
>>719202779
Derangement and mental illness aren't just "hurr durr voices in my head".
You want a good portrayal of a Malk, see Leysha in Swansong.
Anonymous No.719203182
>>719196379
>>probably doesn't feed on blood anymore so he probably drinks tomato juice
Anonymous No.719203673 >>719204021 >>719204116
>>719198235
how do you even maintain a boner while losing blood
go donate blood while your blood sugar is low or something, blood loss isn't a sensation that would enhance and orgams imo
Anonymous No.719204021
>>719203673
what if you're lying face down on one of those tables that have a hole for your dick so blood will naturally pool into it and keep it hard due to gravity?
Anonymous No.719204116 >>719204447
>>719203673
Actually, you can maintain an erection while losing a small amount of blood, especially if you continue to be turned on. If you have a significant loss in pressure you'll go soft but given that being fed on feels really good, paired with an extra sexual stimulus, you could stay hard throughout a light and slow bleeding.
Anonymous No.719204321 >>719204438 >>719204675
i have been interested in learning more about vtm for awhile which games/books etc are best to play read watch?
Anonymous No.719204438 >>719205030
>>719204321
Just play VTMB, and if you must play the tabletop game, do not associate in any way with a V5 dm
Anonymous No.719204447
>>719204116
that poster said they'd be getting lightheaded from blood loss
Anonymous No.719204512
le realistic and sensitive portrayals of mental illness are boring
fishmalks are fun
Anonymous No.719204675 >>719205030
>>719204321
For tabletop books see >>719187142

Check out Midnight Siege if you want to learn more about how vampires war with each other.

If you want another classic VtM vidya, try Redemption. Gameplay is a dungeon crawling slog, but you can cheat to make yourself OP and zoom through every dungeon at mach 12 with celerity. Story is worth a playthrough.
Anonymous No.719204684
>>719181976
Mary sue clan who are also muslim.
Anonymous No.719204742
>>719186846
some of the questions are ass and i would take a different route but there wasnt the option
Anonymous No.719204812 >>719204917
>>719186846
i dont get how i got tzimisce?
i spend most of my time in creative pursuits, i love fashion i thought i was gonna get a toreador
im not even sadistic, in fact being dominated seems more my speed, but only if i respect them
the one thing that is based about their self improvement
Anonymous No.719204917 >>719205069 >>719205108
>>719204812
We got a femboy on our hands here
Anonymous No.719204938
>>719198925
dom girls are not real
Anonymous No.719204965
I would love to play the tabletop game irl but all the nerd events where i live only feature the freaking vtm card game
Anonymous No.719205030 >>719205140 >>719205291
>>719204438
>bloodlines
the classic!
>do not associate in any way with a V5 dm
what is wrong with v5? also been noticing a trend with the playerbase hating any v5 of a tabletop that gets released
>>719204675
Anonymous No.719205069
>>719204917
How cute do you look wearing girlmalk's cheerleader outfit?
Anonymous No.719205082
Tzimisce. Sure you might be turned into a horrific war machine but you also have the chance of being used to breed more revenants
Anonymous No.719205108 >>719205614
>>719204917
i do have a soft face, but my body is HARD
i do advanced calisthenics and cardio on a regular basis,i am not a weak ass femboy
Anonymous No.719205140 >>719205367
>>719205030
>what is wrong with v5
Anonymous No.719205151
>>719186846
>https://www.paradoxinteractive.com/games/world-of-darkness/community/get-inspired
>Paradox
>my clan is a clan that isn't even in the game

Fuck Paradox. Fuck the Chinese Room.

Fuck everyone involved in this vile act of defacing a long loved classic with a sequel infused with nothing but the most malign and hideous distaste for the original game and the people that loved it.
Anonymous No.719205157
>>719177858 (OP)
malkavian looks like she would give you life changing head
Anonymous No.719205291 >>719205534
>>719205030
>what is wrong with v5?
I swear I have to explain this on a weekly basis. V5 has been out for seven years now how has nobody explained it to you? Here's a QRD
>Changed the lore radically
>Changed the mechanics radically
>Very, very different tone from the older books
>Got caught up in modern idpol shit, basically corpo-lefty "punk" stuff
>After it came out the IP holder throttled the production of all other Vampire material, so it couldn't compete with V5
Anonymous No.719205367
>>719205140
wow guys rudi is so cool
Anonymous No.719205410 >>719205573 >>719208505
>>719191785
If I could choose I'd choose Salubri.
>>719186846
I got Malkavian

and I'm pretty sure my choices weren't unhinged or insane, so much as secretive, isolated, gentle, stealthy, and quiet leaving no evidence and helping in the few small ways the test allowed. I answered with intent of getting my desired clan Salubri and got Malk.

Maybe I just don't understand Salubri very well. I think it was the stealthy that did me in. I took their rarity and general not wanting to reveal themselves (for good reason) as something that would be represented by avoidance of detection.
Anonymous No.719205492 >>719205589
>>719186846
>You are Tremere!
>The arcane Clan Tremere were once a house of mortal mages who sought immortality but found only undeath. As vampires, they’ve perfected ways to bend their own Blood to their will, employing their sorceries to master and ensorcel both the mortal and vampire world. Their power makes them valuable, but few vampires trust their scheming ways.
Anonymous No.719205534 >>719205794 >>719206058
>>719205291
>After it came out the IP holder throttled the production of all other Vampire material, so it couldn't compete with V5
wow that sounds weak af
>change lore
>change mechanics
understandable, and reasonable reason to be mad
>ID politics
yeah idk im kinda tired of these, most of them are just attacking ppl for shit they cannot help
Anonymous No.719205573
>>719205410
> I S O L A T E D

Yes, you got Malkavian
Anonymous No.719205589 >>719209397
>>719205492
you will never be a wizard
Anonymous No.719205614
>>719205108
i also wanna make it clear that i am not a femboy at all dont misread what i wrote please
Anonymous No.719205620
>>719190849
damn that's fucking stupid
Anonymous No.719205728 >>719205979
some of these tzimisces look kinda hot, monster fuckers stay winning amirite?
Anonymous No.719205794 >>719206572 >>719206625
>>719205534
>ID politics
It goes well beyond that, anon. White Wolf entertainment was actually, IRL, censured by the Chechnya government because they wrote the Chechen sectarian ethnic wars that actually happened into VTM tabletop V5 and then blamed actual real world ethnic murders on the "non-woke Camarilla"
Anonymous No.719205979 >>719206492
>>719205728
>tzimisce
>hot

Post pics because I don't believe you.
Anonymous No.719206058
>>719205534
i think they tried to force v5 so strongly because the people in charge had some sort of a politics spergout and they wanted to get "nazis" out of the fandom. the v5 rulebook starts with a long screed where they tell you to fuck off and stop playing if you don't agree with them politically. i dunno why they cared so much.
Anonymous No.719206492
>>719205979
i was looking around the galleries on the wiki
https://whitewolf.fandom.com/wiki/Tzimisce#Gallery
Anonymous No.719206558 >>719206695 >>719207019 >>719207045 >>719207080
I never understood how there are effective vamp hunters in WoD. Do they just kill fledglings?
Anonymous No.719206572
>>719205794
>censured by the Chechnya government because they wrote the Chechen sectarian ethnic wars that actually happened into VTM tabletop V5 and then blamed actual real world ethnic murders on the "non-woke Camarilla"
wait hold up wtf, this is a lot to swallow at once
Anonymous No.719206625
>>719205794
this was a power move though who cares about chechnya
Anonymous No.719206695 >>719206968 >>719207036
>>719206558
Vampires have tremendously exploitable weaknesses, in particular their forced daytime coma and lethal vulnerability to sunlight.
Anonymous No.719206968
>>719206695
this i imagine its how hunters manage to kill animals who would otherwise rock their shit in a 1v1 with ingenuity and planning
i imagine they lure the vampires into traps most times right?
Anonymous No.719207019
>>719206558
>I never understood how there are effective vamp hunters
API rounds, dragon breath rounds, magnesium point crossbow bolts

vampies dunt liek fier
Anonymous No.719207036 >>719207167 >>719207196
>>719206695
you will piss off every vampire in the city if you start doing this
Anonymous No.719207045
>>719206558
Faith is OP, also that scene in Interview when he sets fire to the sleeping vampires, they are weak as shit during the day.
You JUST need to know where they sleep and get past their ghouls or mortal security.
Anonymous No.719207080 >>719207196
>>719206558
imagine a vampire embracing a hunter to troll them, imagine how pissed off they would be
>during the act the hunter feels orgasmic pleasure followed by the agonizing aftermath of an embrace
Anonymous No.719207167
>>719207036
>you will piss off every vampire in the city
Yeah, being a vampire hunter comes with that.
Anonymous No.719207196 >>719211671
>>719207036
why would the hunter care?
>>719207080
though this may be the result
it makes for a good revenge story
Anonymous No.719207346 >>719207589
>>719183674
>>719186339
I thought Lasombra were hardcore catholics
Anonymous No.719207368
>>719198761
I thought thats what i would get but surprisingly got lasombra. The how often are you around other people question was probably the deciding factor because im married with children
Anonymous No.719207543 >>719207823 >>719207884 >>719209729
How does self vicissitude even work? Can a Tzimische just shapeshift, or do they have to get in front of a mirror and just start pulling around on their flesh by hand?
Anonymous No.719207589 >>719207798
>>719207346
Some El Sombreros are true believer catholics, more are perverted nega-catholics. Some are nega-muzzies. Some are weird shadow worshipping mystics. Some are pirates. Most these nights are just power hungry psychos.
Anonymous No.719207628 >>719209379 >>719209818 >>719209963 >>719210524
>>719198982
>talk with stupid animals
>or control the fabric of reality
>move like neo in matrix
yeah
Anonymous No.719207660
what was gary golden's problem? like damn nigga let it go already
Anonymous No.719207669 >>719207782
>>719186846
>You belong in the Hecata
What the fuck does that mean
Anonymous No.719207680 >>719207798 >>719208143
The Hunter vs. Vampire match-up is really fascinating, and a lot more nuanced than "oh hunters smoke them" or "vampire wins gg no re".
Anonymous No.719207782 >>719207856
>>719207669
You're an autistic nerd.
Anonymous No.719207798 >>719208136
>>719207589
I guess there's just a lot of variety then, bloodlines 2 makes them seem rather catholic
>>719207680
Hunters are kind of like Batman to your average vampire, a lot of preparation and they can win quite well but it's a matter of not getting caught before or in a bad situation by what's effectively a cannibal on the super soldier serum
Anonymous No.719207823
>>719207543
it's like getting an erection
Anonymous No.719207856
>>719207782
Accurate, sadly
Anonymous No.719207884
>>719207543
yeah they use their hands to push and pull meat around and they crack bones and unhinge jaws and shit
Anonymous No.719207909
>>719179417
>Tzimisce
If you happen to be a regular-ass ghoul, then yeah. If you're from a Revenant family, however, you're going to be better off.
Anonymous No.719208112 >>719208217
guys being a ghoul is bad actually
Anonymous No.719208136 >>719209416
>>719207798
>bloodlines 2 makes them seem rather catholic
Why would modern Lasombras be Catholic if Catholicism has no power or relevance in modern world? It made sense to infiltrate the institution in Dark Ages, but now it holds no real benefits.
Anonymous No.719208143
>>719207680
There can be a lot of social engineering involved, spycraft, each vampire has a different support system working for him and you have find a weakness or blindspot somewhere.
Anonymous No.719208202
>>719186846
>Haha, I will deliberately get Tzimisce to be funny!
>Get Tzimisce
>Ha, okay now to be serious
>Get Tzimisce again
Uh oh.
Anonymous No.719208217
>>719208112
what if you are suicidal and looking for a cause?
Anonymous No.719208256 >>719208650 >>719208713 >>719208935
so am i the only one here or what?
Anonymous No.719208428
don't stake my heart
my cold unbeating heart
Anonymous No.719208505 >>719208630
>>719205410
I assume a big part of it is interests and powers, one point for each group. I picked medical, art and just talking to animals.
Anonymous No.719208525
>>719192598
>reduction mammaplasty
SAD
Anonymous No.719208630
>>719208505
I don't think Salubri talk to animals though. They're more concerned with helping troubled people find their own way while staying away from other vampires and society as much as possible because of 1. Tremere Propaganda, and 2. Their blood being super tasty.
Anonymous No.719208650
>>719208256
eww
Anonymous No.719208713
>>719208256
you are a gypsy harry
Anonymous No.719208828
>>719186846
>Nossie

Can't say i'm surprised.
Anonymous No.719208935
>>719208256
SHE CRIES
CHILDREN OFTEN DO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVcPUUQZ2hQ
Anonymous No.719209379 >>719209464
>>719207628
even a "weak" power can be strong with a smart user
Anonymous No.719209397
>>719205589
at low to mid levels mages aren't even that better, vampires are immortal and don't risk paradox
Anonymous No.719209416
>>719208136
iirc there is a minority within the clan who consider themselves actual Christians but they have a weird take on it, believing that Jesus wants them to be evil monsters in order to drive humanity back into the arms of the Church. They save the sheep by playing the wolf as opposed to the shepherd. I expect a lot of the elders are also just sort of out of touch and in denial about how fast many ancient institutions are dying in the modern world.
Anonymous No.719209464
>>719209379
>s-size doesn't matter it's how you use it
now imagine a strong power with a smart user
Anonymous No.719209729
>>719207543
At early ranks, they probably need their hands for altering themselves. But at Higher ranks, they do shit like Transform into Warforms nearly immediately, which is something you'd have no way to do manually unless you had enough celerity, or just straight up turn into a pool of blood
Anonymous No.719209818 >>719212029
>>719207628
>be me
>fast reflexes
>can dodge and block bullets easy
>have beef with some hippie whose only power is chatting to animals
>see a big brown cloud floating my way
>upon closer inspection, it is a swarm of wasps
>they are coming right at me
>cannot outrun them
>swat a few clusters of the wasps but i feel a sting in my back
>slap it
>another sting on my shoulder
>slap it
>the wasps begin to swarm all over me
>i feel them crawling and stinging me all over all at once
>feel a heat rising around me before black begins to take over my vision
fast forward
>i stand over your corspe.
>it is full of puncture marks and inflammed skin
>most of all you are thoroughly cooked
>these wasps are a nest that i raised myself and trained them to heatball threats
Anonymous No.719209963
>>719207628
The City Gangrel bloodline gets protean, fortitude, and celerity, which is one of the best discipline spreads.
Anonymous No.719209991 >>719210806 >>719210920 >>719212995
>>719182440
The clans in VTMB1 didn't really determine a whole lot plot wise.
Anonymous No.719210107 >>719212782
>>719183856
the game actually looks good thoug, it's just the marketing being mismanaged and weak MC visual design
Anonymous No.719210313 >>719211215
So, in Bloodlines 1, the "strange aura" that vampires were sensing in LA wasn't the sarcophagus, but Caine himself?
Anonymous No.719210524 >>719211459
>>719207628
No they get to become the animal. I think the final fight is an advanced protean power
Anonymous No.719210780
>>719201139
>Canadian
Rudi's Danish, anon.
Anonymous No.719210806 >>719210973 >>719211987
>>719209991
i want to roleplay as different clans in my vampire roleplaying game
i want to beat the game using different skills and skill point distributions
i want unique dialogue
i want to look different
Anonymous No.719210920
>>719209991
The clans don't serve much plot in 2 either
Anonymous No.719210973 >>719211075 >>719211710 >>719213416
>>719210806
I think the best hope would be for some dude to adapt VtM or WoD into a CRPG or a VN like disco
Anonymous No.719211075 >>719211584 >>719211702 >>719211736 >>719211750
>>719210973
Owlcat or Larian could do a nice job.
Anonymous No.719211214
>>719182732
Deep lore answer, but didn't a vampire meet Jesus in a tent somewhere, and when he spoke "the beast fled from him?" You just gotta meet Jesus himself, simple
Anonymous No.719211215
>>719210313
Not aura. Pressure or dread.
But yes.
Anonymous No.719211416
>>719186846
>>719188247
Lasombra represent, best clan best powers.
Anonymous No.719211459
>>719210524
wow they can turn into one lousy animal. gangrels lose to animorphs for chrissakes
Anonymous No.719211584
>>719211075
Larian for sure could make an insanely good WoD game with their current production value yeah
Anonymous No.719211671
>>719207196
It's a pretty cool story hook.
Anonymous No.719211702
>>719211075
I want it so bad. Never ever instead we get the walking sim people.
Anonymous No.719211710 >>719211804
>>719210973
not with v5 that would drive me nuts
Anonymous No.719211736
>>719211075
>Owlcat
no please no
Anonymous No.719211750 >>719211859 >>719211881
>>719211075
china would do a better job
Anonymous No.719211804 >>719211934
>>719211710
if Paradox says v5 no one really has a choice, just like Wizards pushing heavy into 5E and 5.5E
Anonymous No.719211859
>>719211750
>China dev doing a WoD property without insane amounts of Chink wank
I doubt it
Anonymous No.719211881 >>719211916
>>719211750
I've never seen a good chinese game, no hot girls don't make a game good.
Anonymous No.719211916
>>719211881
yes they do
Anonymous No.719211934 >>719212439
>>719211804
i know and i am seething
Anonymous No.719211987
>>719210806
Same
Anonymous No.719212029 >>719213335
>>719209818
>spend years training your wasps to hug your enemies to death
>vampires don't have metabolic functions to preserve so slightly overheating won't do shit to them
>get beaten to death by a fist covered in your own bees
Anonymous No.719212042 >>719212145
>>719182037
>there's barely any marketing for bloodlines 2
Have you seen this board lately? Half the threads about the game are created by shills
Anonymous No.719212145 >>719213370
>>719212042
I still don't get why they would shill here. Its 0 positive reception.
Anonymous No.719212290 >>719213205 >>719213386 >>719213467
dont worry asmongold will play it and call it gay and then hopefully they go out of business
Anonymous No.719212439
>>719211934
Reasonable reaction. Few modern editions are as good as older editions these days
Anonymous No.719212782
>>719210107
olo
lamo even
Anonymous No.719212995
>>719209991
It's not about plot, it's about gameplay. Malkavian and Nosferatu are really fun to play as, can't imagine bloodlines1 without them.
Anonymous No.719213205
>>719212290
god I hope. save us you bald, roach-infested man.
Anonymous No.719213335
>>719212029
>when i see the vampire sprinting to me, i wonder how he found my hiding spot
>regardless, there is no time to think, i order my wasps to fly into his mouth and his butthole and fuck him up from the inside out
>as the wasps bunch up in his ass, he begins to have an orgasm from all the tiny legs crawling up his anus in an orderly fashion
>the repeated presses on his prostate bring him to his knees
>the remaining wasps then fly into his mouth and sting him there too
M O R T I S
sweet and dirty victory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVCrmXW6-Pk
Anonymous No.719213370
>>719212145
I don't get it either, but it's really noticeable. Since the beginning of the year there have been constant threads about the game, one every three weeks or at least one a month. Then at the beggining of this month theres a new one every two days or so, and OP always spews out useless info about trailers and dev logs etc.
Anonymous No.719213386
>>719212290
people really cant thiink for themselves?
Anonymous No.719213416 >>719213714
>>719210973
>VN like disco
Disco Elysium is a poor man's visual novel.
Anonymous No.719213467
>>719212290
>asmongloid
i cannot believe people take this grown ass man who cannot do basic human functions such as cook, clean, or wash his ass serious
he is a few bad incidents from becoming a lolcow
Anonymous No.719213714
>>719213416
It would be a good vampire game though