>>719183462
because I say so

>>719022102
You aren't siding with the humans just you and the other vampires are using the cold war espionage as a proxy for the masquerade war. Also I'd add Damsel in the game

>>718806406
Absurd!

>>718808913
yeah it stinks good tho
despite the communist shit and the retarded politics having a brujah gf would be the best because
>they're emotionally sentimental
>they're loyal due to their inner cause (won't backstab you unlike other clan members)
>their piercings
>and they're dumb cute meathead broads that would protect you and help you whenever you get into fights

>>718611369
isn't california mostly camarilla in parts of it with the kuei-jin and Anarchs in San Francisco

>>717347884
nah
Malk are schizo /x/ users making those long ass essays about being gangstalked

Gangrel are the guys that use animal reaction images also shitposting to ragebait threads and leave

Ventrue are 4chan users that live somewhat successful lives but are egotistical faggots that gloat their accomplishments like sore losers

Tremeres are just autistic people so they can fit both sides