Thread 719224208

Are game devs so creatively braindead they can only remake or remaster games now? Presumably they even have the skills for it.

This is the hardest I've seen the janny working in YEARS.

>>719224208 (OP)
Is that bitch from the horse game? Get these horse bitches out of here.

SPARK FARMING IS SO LAME AND GAY

>>719224702
Retribution

>>719224283
he seriously spent ALL day harassing uma threads

Why are we only limited to 3 rentals a day?

What's your uma type?

>>719224283
>>719192462
Unironically use wuthering waves so the paid mods won't remove your threads
>This is the hardest
Wait till genshin Nord krai update is out kek

>>719224916
built

>>719224926
>Half of the thread is that Shin schizo
I wonder how much they paid for jannies to let his samefagging up

>>719224926
If you do then you get the insufferable chinks shilling their garbage and doing their gacha wars which is a fate worse than getting deleted

Though honestly I don't understand why people can't just use the /vmg/ threads. Like I'm not saying everyone should move there and not come to /v/ but using a thread like >>>/vmg/1770070 as a bunker when there's no thread up should be fine.

If either of the tryhards from my club leaves next month I'll be joining them. We've got too many deadweights who didn't even get 10m this month. Those two are the only reason we're still in B+.

I mambopost as a cry for help

>>719224873
It's up to 15 now in JP after being 5 for a while

>>719225117
Don't cry that it happened
Smile because it's over

>>719225126
Fucked up that KR started with 10 and we're cucked with 3

>>719225126
Yeah but that doesn't help me now.

>>719224991
it's trve the brovvn filipinx bribed me with a month's svpply of hot pockets

>>719224916
Mayano is dangerous

The shovel was a ground breaking invention!

can I save up the tickets and do a x10 pull with it?

>>719225527
nyo

>>719225032
nah, that is just letting janny get what he wants (you off 'his' board)
you stand your ground, you push back, until he gives up or finds someone else to harass
anything less is letting that fat fuck 'win'

I want to get topped by air groove so fucking bad

>Win CM group A
>Use my ace uma to race against CM winners in /uma/
>Place 7th
I'm a fucking fraud

Why does Curren-chan have her own selfie as her wallpaper?

>>719225032
Won't give that satisfaction to the fire emblem janny

>>719224208 (OP)
Under assumption that game devs are co-creators in metaphysical sense, the answer is both obvious, and unpleasant.
The Creator is elsewhere. He has been at least since 2007.

>>719225686
Based fraud

>>719225690
Why don't you, anon?

>>719224208 (OP)
It's not that devs are braindead, it's that their bosses want nice safe products for their kike shareholders. Capitalism ruins absolutely everything that it touches.

J-J-J-JANNY
HE'S A TRANNY
J-J-J-JANNY
HE'S A TRANNY!

>your trainee seemed anxious. her pacing was off as a result.
the fuck is this supposed to mean
this is the first time I've gotten that one

>>719226175
>he still listens to the lying bitch
after a while you just tune her out
...but enough about my wife!
Tazuna is saying you were boxed in

>>719224284
What are you, gay?

>>719224367
>janny when xe sees an unwashed asshole

Which uma would hate jannies the most? My vote goes to Tamamo.

how feasible is that?

>>719226329
https://youtu.be/eXkeE7AEoKw?si=W7GDHo23rXZ4FTDg

>>719226375
Jungle Pocket, Air Shakur, Goldship, and Sweep Tosho

>>719224991
You should see the Blue Archive thread, it’s literally just 3 dudes dumping images and ERPing with each other LMAO

>>719224916
Front runners
I want my Uma to be number 1 from start to finish

>>719226508
Many slower threads go under the radar because no schizo is bothering to report them.

It's not just the jannies that are pissed off, it's the randall ass niggers who hate it when something is popular enough to sustain discussion here. If people talk too much about one game in particular, people start getting upset.
>HURRRRRRRRR IT'S REOCCURING! THE DREADED GAME DISCUSSION IS REOCCURING! MODERATORS, I GROW TIRED OF THIS REPETITION. SEND THEM TO THE GENERAL CHAMBERS!
autistic no life NIGGERS who are so miserable that when they see people having fun with a video game they get agitated.

>>719226460
I feel like Air Groob and Rudolf would take very seriously the abuse of power

>>719224283
isnt ABIB at least a mod?
why dont you fags try making smash uma threads next and see how he react?

>>719226684
The guy who uses "cultural phenomenon" as a blanket way to allow spam that he likes?

>>719226684
You know that's a good idea for a thread.

"Should Smash start adding gacha characters?"
It's an interesting question that I don't see elaborated on. Is Uma a games franchise or just a media property that was made with a game and anime in mind? Smash autists would throw a hissyfit because they lost their minds over minecraft steve because of some autistic gripe they have

Jannie's favorite uma? You guessed it

>>719226875
fine taste

>Cingrey OC horse are never going to be in the game
RIP

>>719224873
Who knows, I would be playing this game a lot more if I could borrow a custom made parent or have a 3spark myself.

>>719225032
you might as well just use /vg/

>>719227042
even if they'd got in they'll get their rights and use their real names instead of kino obey your master
at least we'll get BONECRUSHER

>>719227114
>use /vg/

>>719227114
Or
Check this
OR:
I could just stay here and talk about video games. Problem?

>>719227174
not on my watch

>>719227238
Hold still while I glue ya

>>719227114
Because I want to talk about the game and not have to bother with tripfags, avatarfaggots and ritual posters

This game better not die until my husband (female) arrives

KWAB

Remember for every winner, there are losers. How would you help your uma cope with losing. Beside sex or glue factory.

>>719227491
Is it true that the jannies are agents for china? Is THAT why they are trying to shut down discussion on superior Japanese made video games? The agents of Genshin?

Our esteemed Janiteurs are working quite hard. The amount of pecuniary compensation they receive for this amount of labor must be incredibly high.

>>719225086
They'll likely leave and you'll be orphaned
Join a /v/ club, I heard there will be tryouts

>>719227543
My girls don't lose
>but what about the champion's mee--
MY GIRLS DON'T LOSE

>>719227545
yes, that's unironically how they get money. They are told to nuke any gacha not under Tencent's umbrella, that's why Uma and Blue Archive threads are in their crosshairs

>>719227737
This is bad...real bad.
Thankfully I don't give a fuck
The threads continue.

Post uma songs ITT, I'll start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4IWA9syq0o

>>719227616
If umas are this retarded should they even be allowed to race?

Cups don't need to be monthly.

>>719227882
you WILL enjoy the ACELERATION

>>719227882
Your auto-select, bro?

>>719227819
Head empty Uma Run

>>719227882
You will spend those steam card and you will roll to do those cups

>>719227670
I am in a /v/ club ackchyually, it even has /v/ in the name.

>>719227819
they were bred to be this stupid so they don't #umagamersriseup

>>719227819
I need more borderline retarded umas

Where the fuck are the free carats??!!!??!!

Damn i can't believe Gaylo is a gamer....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ey6fIGbolk
I can't believe Oguri isn't a gamer....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdpo8feNp4Q

>>719224208 (OP)
How are you guys taking the janny melty of these last days? I hate that the only thread that reached bump limit yesterday was when I had to go to sleep

I've been randomly saying Oguri Capu since i started playing it's so fun to say

>>719226875
Would pay to see this uma ingame

>>719224283
Chubby!

>>719224208 (OP)
Woul you date a girl who likes uma musume

>>719228327
You did watch her anime/read her manga, right?

>>719228327
Oguri Kyappu
Naisu Neichaaa
Mejiro Makweeeeen
Hachimi hachimi hachimi
Goo goo babies

>>719228384
worse, I'd date a girl who just likes horses (it's not worth it but at least I learned how to ride)

>>719228397
only the anime

Trying to make an uma with 1 in every stat just to see if I can. You'd probably have to get the acupuncture lady to really make it stick and then immediately hit give up as soon as you get all 1s to avoid any random event stat bumps before you can lose. Anyways it's really hard so I probably won't waste my time further

>>719228167
That's what you have Matikanefukukitaru and Matikanetannhouser for

>>719228420
RAISU SHOWA
GULASS WANDAH
MARBEROUS SANDAY

The absolute state of Teh Teio

>>719228571
>8 lengths behind

I wonder who the Jannies favorite uma is

what did she mean by this?

>>719228635
isn't Mambo actually the name of El's hawk?

>>719228665
see
>>719226875

>>719228673
oops, this one

>>719228676
who?

Do you guys like Fenomeno's singing voice?
https://files.catbox.moe/69k6p7.mp4

>>719228673
She soars above all

>>719225086
How many /v/ clubs are there and what the fan level to be considered tryhard?

>>719228764
Man I love beautiful deep voiced women

>>719228721
El Condor Pasa

>>719227882
woudnt have problem with the cups if participating in them was faster. waiting for matchmaking then clicking through to see you lose for the 10th time in a day is a humiliation ritual like no other

>>719228778
This was the /v/ race? Holy KINO
I fucking kneel to top gun chads holy shit

>>719228764
cute boy

>>719228778
I just bought her her jacket and she's going nuts.

>>719228828
you seem to be mistaken. come to the wrestling ring after school.

>>719227882
How would the Special One train umas and act in the racecourse?

>>719228816
what about sounds of earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeDmH479Y5s

>>719228764
Pretty good

>>719228801
There's at least 4
>tryhard
This one guy in my club got 80 million this month alone. You can stalk your clubfrens here
https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile

For me its https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iddnmiV37Bc

>Debut at second place
>Didn't get enough fans to leave Maiden
>Didn't check it
>Cucked out of my career run
Ack

>>719229004
Fem's voice sounds better

>>719229103
I love my umas jobbing their debut matches

>>719229103
It happens and there is nothing you can do about it

>>719226875
SMASHED and SLAMMED

>>719229237
Not being a lucklet is always an option

so... whens the gemini cup? how much time do i have to build a long Mcqueen with 3 gold recovery skills?

>>719229039
>80M
Well shit. Gotta respect that Red Dwarf bloke for his autism. I hadn't even broken 40M and like 5M of that was farming Rudolphs for CM finals. Here I was thinking I was overdoing it since we up by 400 ranks this past week.

>>719228778
brian bros we got mogged again...

she can't beat teio

>>719229410
Probably some time mid-next month. So a couple weeks

>>719229406
But can (You)?

DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuaO2p0lL4s

>>719229443
>Late Surger with Guts at 262
Your trainee didn't have enough guts for the last spurt.

>>719229425
I know right? Genuinely the only reason we're still keeping our rank. Look at him go!

>>719229039
The fuck is this, I feel nude all of a sudden. Kinda sad to see who is not gonna get anything as far as rewards go because they joined clubs too late.

>>719228909
Yeah
My little girl hard carried me to a completely undeserved Group A final and then won this
I don't think I have the means to build her for the Gemini cup or I would make her my Ace there too

>>719229443

700 stamina, below 300 guts. You run out of stamina unless you proc a gold recovery.

>>719229493
This is a good version, very rock n roll

>>719229039
fuck some of you niggers play all day

>>719229559
It should look more like this.

>>719226175
your mood was below normal

>>719229629
>3stars
You didn't beat it

>>719229605
"Ore no aiba ga" goes hard

Theoretically if you get the right sparks on King Halo to fix her aptitudes and win ALL the G1 races AND get good sparks on her, that'd make King Halo the best Umamom for compatibility right?

>>719229614
You get enough tp to do ONE run every 5 hours. A run takes like 20 minutes. Yes I use up my stamina when it's ready, fight me. I'm breeding right now neighga!

sudden update kicked me out

for me it's

>picrel beat my 1200 stamina 1 gold recovery skill at 3000, 3200, 3600m races
will it be okay for the Gemini? ive heard that U=ma2 is as powerful as a gold recovery skill

>>719229684
I need my umawife to be maximum happi and lucky.

>>719229039
God I love my freaking club. You guys are great

>>719229760
Let's see your best build

so uhhh, what do you guys think about the new metal gear remake?

>>719229039
bwos i feel doxxed...

>>719229853
Heard it runs like shit. I'm more interested in building up my CM team honestly

>>719229853
I would have liked them continue using the V engine and gameplay instead of unreal shit

>>719229801
build?

>>719229863
calm down, barfyman362. No I will not give you a long shoe, are you insane?

>>719229039
Is there any chance I'll ever join a /v/ club? I like my laid-back club atm but I feel like I could be getting more, unless there are spreadshit autists or monthly quotas

>>719229763
Its the same effect, just a guaranteed trigger if you pass the conditions

which uma should I use to farm sparks?

>>719229919
built*

>>719229930
how does level affect it btw? more stamina recovered?

>>719229972
kys

>>719229972
Daiwa-san your areolas are showing...again

>>719229972
based

>>719230010
do you think they ever slip out during a race

>>719229962
Depends on your target ace. Otherwise anyone who has a high percent bonus in the stat you want but it really doesn't matter as long as you can clear the career.

>>719229962
I personally keep Maruzensky, Rudolf, and Oguri broodmothers. Im too lazy to breed other parents

>>719229853
its a ps2 game that runs like trash, more of a remaster than remake

>>719229926
There's 3 spots open in der/v/ and it'll probably stay that way until next month, get your rewards for this month in your club then hop on over. There's no quotas or anything, just log in every 3 days at minimum

>>719229962
Tachyon is a good one, she goes through a lot of G-1s easily, is strong, and compatible with a lot of different umas

>>719229853
As with all remakes ever, I don't care about it

>>719230173
>>719229972
Eleven Foals

>>719229763
You're still about 300 stamina off. The goal line is 1200 with two gold recoveries, or 1000~ with three (and the latter is leaving more up to skill activation RNG).

>>719230107
I'll try to remember

>>719224208 (OP)
A mix of creatively bankrupt and fear of risking

Bakushin bros do we risk it?

>>719229921
>No I will not give you a long shoe, are you insane?
It's only recently that I've noticed my dirt shoe supply going down because of everyone asking for them. Rude!

>>719229801
>>719229919
>>719229972
It's weird how, even though I like massive titties, I still prefer Vodka over her

>>719230216
Maybe more

>>719230306
Just kidding club bro I have like a billion long shoes you can have as many as you want

>>719230354
>new data
>its nothing

>>719227134
>obey your master
Localizers won't like this...

>>719230281
LET'S BAKUSHIN

>>719230334
>Long F
>Run in Arima Kinen
Humiliation Ritual: The game

>>719230446
Isn't that just a Metalica refrence?

>>719230281
Bakushin!

>>719227042
2 US, 1 french, 1 italian, and 1 UK?

>>719230453
>>719230513
>BAKUSHI— ACK

>>719230616
At least you didn't lose any Wit.

I laughed

>>719230752
KEK

>>719230752
No wonder she kept doing worse. Imagine how discouraged she was that her trainer wouldn't even show up to watch her races

>>719230752
>not watching the races
I swear you lose more when skipping them.

>>719230896
I actually get pissed off if I start watching races, seeing my uma get stuck behind another uma despite her left and right lane being open.

>>719230848
>>719230896
It's the exact opposite whenever I accidentally press watch instead of skip

>>719230990
She's marking them.

>>719230896
That'd be because you're skipping most of them to begin with. Congratulations on your data sampling.

Has anyone drawn Still in Love with horse height yet?

>>719230707
KWAB

>>719230752
You need at least 600 power to not die in the finals. I had the exact same thing happen to me as well.

What is Grass Wonder wondering?

>>719230616
Its over

IN THIS HOUSEHOLD SPECIAL WEEK IS A HERO! END OF STORY

>>719231232
How to become more Japanese

They'll run out of games to remaster soon.

>>719231232
How to rape Spe-chan.

Anyone else like putting Grass and Spe on the same team?

you know its a special week when she feels a horse dong up her ass

>>719231312
>Implying the won't start remastering the remaster
Just look at TLOU

>>719231230
I got all Kitasan and Creer skills early on, but then not a single multirainbow training...

>>719231436
Alright chill bro that's going too far

I'm doing Falco's career for the first time and I just got "Fan Promise" from an event, but I can't find anything about what it does, anyone knows?

>>719229469
What is it with this game and making their retards this sexy? We've got her; Bakushin; Turbo and Mambo and they are all pure sex

>>719231463
You gotta hit pwr and stam in summer camps. Late umas need more power anyway.

>>719231486
tried clicking on it? longtap on mobile

>>719231492
Matikanefukukitaru is not a retard. She's smart and Shiraoki is real.

>>719231492
How's Fuku sexy? She looks like a retarded gremlin, cute but unfuckable

>>719231486
run a race in kokura track

>>719231543
>>719231623
I tried clicking, but not longclicking, jesus I'm retarded

>>719231263
The 1999 Arima Kinen...what ever happened there...

>>719231232
>もし私の思を読める人がいるスペーの後のはお前だ

>>719231610
>Fuku
>Unfuckable
You shut your whore mouth

>>719231810
You wouldn't fuck a retard

>>719231610
Now now, thats bad karma and luck

>>719231664
Grass Rapist

For me it's the Murder Ponies

>>719231810
>>719231864
This isn't on-character

>>719231940
The AI sloppers ain't gonna like this one, chief