Thread 719251214

Why are gamers LITERALLY like this?

>>719251214 (OP)
Gamers are mentally ill

Posting in a soon to be deleted thread!

>>719251214 (OP)
How does a horse become a 1337 hax0r? I assume the answer is sex with human men.

>>719251292
So why are threads a out this popular VIDEOGAME in a video game board keep getting deleted again?
I see a shit ton of out of topic threads, but this somehow is the one that needs attention?
I don't get it

>>719251432
Because the other gacha threads pay to be here, this one doesn't.

Am I stuck with whatever I have right now if I want to cash out on Christmas Oguri/Half Anniversary?

>>719251571
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1K7sAxoaNqTnTQRHUuS8TYrgY4Vp0JmVcHCnVCz6FcIc/edit?gid=607505096#gid=607505096

>>719251704
>You need access

>>719251432
janny is buttfrustrated because uma got more popular than his gacha of choice

>>719251793
Try this carat calculator then
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15TM8zqn7AYWM8UXJ9vb_xmoeDJItZKEqr5Wb_4_Bl3w/edit?gid=607505096#gid=607505096

>>719251571
They give away some tickets in events before anniversary, but mostly yes.

>>719251432
Because it's not Blue Archive, or Wuthering Waves, or FGO, or whatever other gacha threads that are thriving in the catalog I may have overlooked. I've never seen one janny so buttmad.

Manhattan Cafe

Man, it sure would be bad if uma fans took over all the paid gacha generals instead.

>>719251214 (OP)
Is this mean i'm gonna be promotion to class 6 when i reach 400, 640 pts?

>>719252287
The line moves as more people play/get higher scores, and you won't be promoted as soon as you hit that amount, you have to be above whatever the promotion line is at the Team Trials weekly reset

>>719251932
>>719251934
I could use some SR lbs, but maybe next time
Thanks

>GRAND PRIX DE PARIS
Why are they obsessed with this one when there are significantly older and far more prestigious foreign races?

>>719252508
Because people still thinking France and Paris as some kind of romantic Rose city sumshit

>>719252508
Japanese people love Paris, there's even an official word for it. Paris syndrome

>>719252584
Isn't horse racing more of a British/Irish and
American thing anyway?

>>719252508
Isn't it because more of their horses competed there so they can use it as a setting?

I hope if there an American dlc, they add all those iconic G1 racer courses, since Japan is severely lacking in them.

>>719252256
maybe
which one is most deserving of involuntary coexistence?

>>719253527
Well it is a turf race so maybe that has something to do with it.

>>719251214 (OP)
come join der/v/ before the thread gets deleted neigghas

>>719251432
Because jaded tendie mods hate other ips being popular while they need to spread and samefag their own threads

>>719254097
Forget about spaming the board with Nintendo slop, we now have AI fucking threads and eceleb shit at any given time, and somehow are allowed but a fucking video game isn't?

>>719251292
>>719251432
Reminder that if there is no Uma thread or it gets deleted you can always post in the Dall-e general. It's literally allowed and morally correct!

Nah, let discussing the game instead, fuck the gook janny and his comfort women mother of a bitch. Is this enough for the Long taurus Cup?

>>719255594
>B stamina
lol, umao

>>719255594
Devilish Stamina

>>719255594
Lol
Lmao
Try 1200 stam and two gold recoveries

>>719251214 (OP)
This image is AI generated so it should be allowed on 4chan.net's /v/ board

>>719255690
>>719255729
>>719255752
I want to use Super Freak for the Taurus Cup but she can't use the MLB Super Creek card from my whale friend, what do? This is my current deck

>>719255892
Swinging Maestro is in her kit already

>>719255594
But really, I don't know how I'm going to get any speed at all if I staminamax training with the probably 16 stamina legacy I'll end up using even with taking card choices/stat bonuses into account, I feel like I'm just going to fail career runs due to no speed/power

>>719255892
Use a different card, that's not really an issue, post your cards

>>719255892
Max out her potential?

>>719255892
Drop the rice shower card replace with speed and borrow an MLB creek

>>719256029
Already, problem is none of my card give as much Stamina as MLB Super Creek
>>719256046
>Drop the rice shower card replace with speed and borrow an MLB creek
Well, i use Super Creek trainee

>>719251214 (OP)
Janny is coming back

>>719256401
I don't scare indian neither is gook

>>719256156
Use Sweep Tosho instead of Rice Shower like >>719256046 suggested, maybe borrow Fine Motion or Bakushin?

I WANNA ROLL FOR MAYANO NOW REEEEEEE

>>719256460
What?

Is this the thread or the other one?

test

> ... (Mood: Good)
> Shit Event (Mood: Normal, Slacker)
> Infirmary (Mood: Normal, Slacker Healed)
> Shit Event (Mood: Bad, Migraine)
> Infirmary (Mood: Bad, Did not heal)
> Infirmary (Mood: Bad, Heal)
> Recreation (Mood: Good)
And there you have it, 6 fucking turns down the fucking drain, holy shit this might be the shittiest run i have ever done, even the raffle is a tissue. DOTO HELP MEE!!

WHERE THE FUCK IS BRIDE TOPGUN AND BRIDE AIR GROOVE??? ISN'T TODAY IS THE DAY??

>>719257928
if that is today then it would be here in 3h 30mins

>>719257928
Come back at 3 pm broski

>>719251214 (OP)
MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO MAYANO
I WNNA ROLL

>Sparks are random
>People expect me to do like 50 runs

>Forget I have Iron Will
>Bought the wrong white skill
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Remember /v/, if you ever feel stupid just remember, there are people who somehow didn't understand Beginning of a New Era.

>>719258345
>Iron Will
Might as well have nothing.

>>719258345
>conditional AND early race
What am I missing? I always skip it.

>8* URA Finale but 3* power 1* wit and 2* long
Is this a good enough McQueen to use as a Golshi parent or should I keep grinding?

>>719258440
You're not missing anything, that anon is just retarded. It's completely useless, and even after it gets bugged it's still incredibly niche.

>>719258401
>>719258440
I wanted to buy Corner Recovery for Swinging Maestro, but I forgot I have Iron Will and without checking got Lay Low because there's yellow paint on top of it

Bros...

>>719258490
Do a test run to check and see how much stats you get and how much stamina you can reach (borrow a 9 stamina parent if you want) to see if you're satisfied

I'm trying to make a pace teio for the next CM with 9* Stam and 9* power sparks
Could this + MLB super creek be enough? I do have an MLB cafe if I need an extra Stam card but I'm not sure if I'll reach decent speeds with only 3 speed cards
My only other options for speed cards are LB1 Suzuka, LB1 halo, lb0 tosho, bakushin or turbo which suck
I got fucked with Sr cards despite pulling a shit ton in kitas banner

>>719258698
Forgot to say I also have 9* ura finale

>>719258698
>for the next CM
might as well use Special Week
>free gourmand
>free body in mind
you only need to pray for cooldown, and swinging maestro and 1200 stam (like everyone else) and you should be good

>>719258904
Yeah well I don't have special week and I really like teio

>>719258904
Recommending someone to use a random non-meta 3-star for no reason is wild.

When will they give us free carats again? We deserve it.

>>719259036
i see, then sure go with mlb creek also:
>as for nishino flower, ill go with tosho, they are almost the same strength as per tier list but tosho is always a good card because of charming, not sure if you need bee line burst next CM but no one recommends it so far
>to add above, make sure you got good parents, if you are going with 4 spd, get good stam parents
>lb1 suzuka is bad because of the skills its for front runner
>lb1 halo is good, but tosho is better
here is a post which i think is very helpful, its basically what you need. the link is the stamina calculator i think, its a good sheet, but i cant find it in the long ass documentation, so try finding it here

https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0

goodluck anon!

Is the game playable now? The servers were shitting themselves earlier and I kept getting CONNECTING and booted back to the title screen

I hate how I've probably missed out on almost 1000 carats from never finishing those G1 special missions, they aren't even hard I'm just always doing other stuff

>>719259731
>for no reason
>>free gourmand
>free body in mind
>you only need to pray for cooldown, and swinging maestro and 1200 stam (like everyone else) and you should be good

yeah silly me

>>719258904
>>719260027
>Cooldown
Isn't McQueen's SSR kinda shit?

>>719251214 (OP)
look we made futaba from persona into a horse

>>719252773
I mean they did make their own eiffel tower in Tokyo

>>719260102
It has Guts Bonus so that's bad, but it's a good amount of specialty priority, 30 stamina from events, 30 friendship and mood bonus, Stamina Bonus and another gold recovery skill that's relevant for next CM so I think it'd be good enough for most people

>>719260102
its kinda good, got very good skills for this CM tho, sadly cooldown is fucking random so prepare to have shit runs.

>>719257789
You never needed 5 turns just to cure night owl? How lucky.

>>719259843
Your CM carats?
Your club rewards?

>"sorry onii-chan i stayed up all night on my phone again, but you'll forgive me right?"
>30 energy
should i just kill her?

>>719261170
She's an e-thot so yes

>>719261170
She's such a slut, but she's so cute

Is unruffled any decent for this CM or is it a shitter skill?

>>719261741
You need to be running behind one girl and beside at least one other girl, but it's late race so maybe? You'd have to see how it procs in test races

>>719260027
If intrinsic Gourmand is a reason to use a horse then you should be asking if he has Oguri instead.

>>719260535
>>719260572
At what LB level is it usable? copies costing 900 Club Points is insane

>>719261147
I need more

>>719258645
Tried it and it went okay, will probably keep pumping out McQueens to see if I can get something better. Both parents are my own so getting 6* URA at least isn’t an issue

>>719262025
the last copy costs 3000 lol

>>719262162
Jesus Christ

>>719262025
LB2 is good enough so the 900 point copy, the last two just give you hint levels/frequency and the last 5 or less points in the rest of the stats

umamusume is misinfo game

What skills are most important for making strong pvp umas? Anything I need to teach my parent umas?

>>719262162
Thankfully it hardly gives anything so you can skip it

>>719258904
Free gourmand doesn’t really sound like a perk when you can just run the Special Week card and put it on anyone. If anything, Race Planner seems like the skill you want inherently for a pace chaser since that’s one thing you can’t get from cards.

I HATE SPARK GRINDING I HATE SPARK GRINDING

>>719262823
it means you get a guaranteed good gold recovery and you open up a slot for another good speed card, it might not be meta defining but its good enough if you have her and other better speed cards

>>719262823
>Race Planner
Fuck I wish I had Tachyon

>>719263037
Sure, but it also means you’re running more of a risk by running either only two gold recovery skills or being forced to run one of the two less consistent ones like Cooldown or Breath. And the free Special Week is pretty okay for a free card, it doesn’t feel like throwing on Winning Ticket that rapes your energy just so you can get Body and Mind.

>3 runs with taishin
>3 unusable taishins
I'm getting tired of this bitch jobbing every major race. It's fucking stupid she's got her 20% boost on guts of all things. I'm struggling super hard to reach max stamina with her despite having MLB mayano and cafe.

>>719263558
taishin for gemini is misinfo
just train a goldshi and be done with it

>>719262893
It will ignore your maxed out speed and give you a 1*Guts and you will like it

What do I need to do to make Teio work in the next CM?

>>719261932
>if he has Oguri instead.
no body and mind and B Long (altho it doesnt matter cause you will get long parent anyways)

Which umas had higher chance of Long sparks? Or does it depend on the number of long races run in career?

>>719263434
>but it also means you’re running more of a risk by running either only two gold recovery skills or being forced to run one of the two less consistent ones like Cooldown or Breath
kindly elaborate, spe card if im correct has a chance to only give the white skill, so free one is still better.

>>719261170
My rice did this to me the very turn before the URA qualifier. Mood down, night owl. I couldn't even bring myself to be mad, considering she already failed a 2% rainbow during summer camp. After that, I was just ready to get the run over and hope for good sparks.

>>719263558
Weirdly, things worked fine when I leaned into guts. After reading exactly how it works for the end surge and how it interacts with stamina, it didn't seem as bad as everyone said it is.
Some umas love guts, Slot an urara and have fun with it.

>>719264489
>hope for good sparks.
Well, did you get those?

>>719264148
turn her into end closer with straightaway spurt
>>719264370
i think its based on all of the character's race distance that's A or above, i dont think amount of long races matter as I got so many mediums spark from running URA finale longs

Late, but fuck jannies!
UMAPYOI UMAPYOI UMAPYOII

>>719264489
People say that mood downs are random, but why is that rice shower always seems to consistently have the most mood downs?

>>719264553
Of course not! But on the other hand, I have a 3-stam/6-pwr ryan, a 3-stam/6-pwr creek, and recently got a 3-spd/3-stam/3-pwr Scarlet, so I'm in good shape for building generations. SOON.JPG

>>719259896
Huh I didn't think LB0 tosho was good, I thought it needed to be mlb
Nishino flower is crap but it has the occasional early charming

>>719264792
i think some trainees have more natural mood down events than others

>>719264792
You're just not giving her enough skinship.

>>719264941
>Of course not! I just have a whole bunch of 9 stars :^)
There is a circle of hell reserved just for people like you.

>>719264792
I feel like she's not even the worst. Once they became 3 star, Grass and Groove became the most upsetty spaghetti umas I could imagine. At this point, I've dedicated pal support to my deck for certain UMAs. And honestly, Rudolf could stand to be a little more composed as well.

>>719265041
That's what I thought but someone assured me that's not the case. Apparently each trainee all has the same RNG for moods

>>719264792
Randomness does not imply a frequency that an event happens

Do Potential Lvls carry over if I star unlock that uma? Or do I have to start over?

>>719265103
And you would not believe the amount of toughness potions I've consumed since playing.

If it makes you feel any better, my Kitasan and Creek are only level 30, so I'm a borrowfag anyway.

>>719265312
It carries. No worries.

is Calm and Collected worth the potential 5 for mcqueen?

I want a stamina mother, Special week or super creek?
Spe has more compatibility with more umas, but creek got a heal, if pure heart is worth

>>719265494
I don't really think recovery legacies are good since it's the white version that recovers 1% instead of the usual 5.5%

>>719265494
Pure procs reliably, but while it is a strong heal on creek, the inspiration passdown is only equivalent to a silver heal. Better than nothing, but it's 180 unhinted.

>>719265164
The idea is she doesn't have any more random mood down events than the other trainees

>>719265465
don't even think about it

>>719251949
>Blue Archive
Rent-free, jackass.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/archive/deleted/deleted/type/op/
Not every deleted thread started with the word Archive, however. Furthermore, Wuthering Waves threads cannot exist without Mihomos having a meltdown. It's been almost a year since we last had a thread hit bump limit, baring odd outliers, because they just attack every post. To them, that is gaming and having fun.
Before the Mihobots just suddenly claim it never happened
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/685946849/

>>719265595
>>719265620
Good to know

>>719265106
I've trained up Grass a little bit but I noticed something weird in her second year of Summer camp I was getting forced mood downs, and she didn't even have any bad conditions. This happened twice in a run, but I can't find anything about it online.

>>719265465
Early heals are crap and I presume the reason this is the case is because they can't overheal you basically. It's still the only innate gold heal she gets but I wouldn't rush it if there's other characters you're looking at right now

>>719265792
So it's really the Genshin fags doing this shit? Jannies really might be on their payroll.

>>719265792
Have you guys had a persecution as heavy as ours though? Like these days threads have been getting insta sniped and OP makers usually banned

>>719251214 (OP)
Umas are friends only, nothing more.

>>719265907
I don't know about McQueens but it might be better on a stage like this. As an example I know that Breath Of Fresh Air is normally shit, but due to the straightaway layout for this long CM, they activate much later so it's actually a good gold to grab if you don't have gourmand or whatever.

I heard McQueen's pretty good for this one. I haven't plugged her into the Umalator but it will show where your recovery abilities are likely to proc.

>>719266009
I don't lewd the umas. I'm just in the business of making champions

>>719265948
no, it's just that the chink games are perpetually fighting each other and at each other's throats
Genshin has godawful threads due to it hitting mainstream audience while Wuwa threads are godawful since they're half filled with the tripfag shilling the game nonstop, other misc shills and infinite seething at hoyo or other gachas

>>719265962
No, wuwa threads never get deleted. Only genshin threads specifically get perscuted and deleted while HSR and ZZZ threads are allowed for some bizarre reason. Blue Archive threads get deleted sometimes but usually they don't and every other gacha gets a free pass.

>>719266171
Umamusume is the only one that matters anyways.

>>719264792
She is the type of uma that would kill herself if she won the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe.

>>719251387
Sex with human men

dead game
i dont even log in anymore

>>719266171
>>719265948
Fun fact: There's a Genshin thread up right now and a lot of it is someone trying to start shit between Genshin and umas despite the games having NOTHING to do with each other.
Shit like this happens because gullible cucks fall for it and fight each other while the retards that push for crap like this pat each other in the back for making monkeys fight each other.

>>719251214 (OP)
please don't intentionally misspell the game so i can filter your tranny pedophile thread, thank you

>>719265314
>potions
I can't even use any for 9* attempts because I still don't have a single 3* stam.
>if it makes you feel any better
It does actually, I'm enjoying my rerolled mlb kita.
Best of luck in your future breeding career, and remember to give headpats to rice.

What does /v/ think of best girl?

>>719266346
There really hasn't been too much shitflinging in the uma threads though. Every once in a while brony comes in here and has a meltdown, but that's about it.

>>719266282
I'm so glad umas is japanese so I don't have to deal with the subhuman chinks and their endless gacha wars.

>>719266467
Love NTR

>>719266467
5head. Big enough to place a billboard

>>719266316
How the fuck is it dead nigger?

look at this fucking chestnut dumbass. so ugly it just makes you want to punch her

>>719266601
We all love NTR here.

>>719266710
Love these two
Breeding up two really strong ones

>>719266483
I'll be honest I'm leery to play made anything chinese made, especially a gacha. Wukong or Stellar Blade I might give a try though

>>719266094
But what happen after they become champions and past their racing prime?

Can I re-use my evil nature from last cup as a debuffer? The Gemini grind is exhausting.

>>719266407
Right on, anon. Best of luck to you as well. Don't give up on the 3 stam or let it get you down. It all started for me with a lucky 3 pwr from a random air groove run. You'll get there sooner than you think.

>>719266891
They become breeding stock for the new umas silly. The ones that aren't up to snuff well...glue.

>>719266793
got a deck for grass wonder? im trying to build one up myself but keep fumbling her career when focusing stam

>>719266943
>Grooby is an uma supremacist
This is problematic human bros...

>>719266894
She won't have Stamina Eater, and Mystifying Murmur won't do anything because it's a Long, but everything else will work the same so sure