Thread 719640191

After six and a half year, just 48 hours until Silksong is real.

Or 47 hours more like it.

>>719640191 (OP)
I don't care, brown marketer. The first game was mid

>>719640215
46 hours already. To be exact.

on a scale of to Madness Combat to Rainworld how faggy is the playerbase?

>>719640191 (OP)
how long is the first game? finally playing this thing to see what all the hype is about

>>719642307
about 30 hours on your first playthrough

>>719642712
What about on my second?

>>719641749
Probably not as faggy as you

so we're all dilating when it releases right? is there gonna be a countdown or what?

>>719642749
15-20

>>719642749
yes

I was going to buy hell is us, seems to be reviewing fairly well top, but now I'm skipping because SS.

It's Shawver
>>>/wsg/5962619

low effort

>>719641194
45 hours.

>>719643536
the one where it says it was delayed because of silksong is funnier

>>719642749
There's a speedrun achievement for beating the game in under five hours.

>>719643536
Would almost be worth it just to watch the devs that already delayed their games lose their minds.

>>719645631
That's hilarious. Post it.

>>719647094
I wonder what would have happened if they had actually posted this, even as a joke.

>>719645631
I like this one.

Will this release break the internet?

>>719649921
It will break /v/.

>>719645464
43:40

43 hours

>>719650595
Imagine shitposting on /v/ instead of playing the game. Or any game.

>>719654747
Yep, Silksong will be one of those games that causes me to avoid /v/ until I finish it

Don't care they let the hype die off and Reddit Knight is an overrated 6/10 anyway.

Guys I may have gotten a leak of the title screen theme https://files.catbox.moe/vuimzv.mp3

>>719655331
Is Sonic Music its own genre?

42 hours

Playing hollow knight for the first time. started about a week ago sitting at 85% with just over 20hrs. This game is not as hard as people have been making it out to be. I stumbled onto bosses at like half hp and beat them first try. i beat Hornet in Kingdoms Edge immediately and Nosk only took me like 3 tries. Are hollow knight fans just bad at games?

>>719650595
Good. I had fun memories of this board when Cuphead launched.

>>719658285
The only hard parts are the final boss gauntlet and the super meat boy platforming section

>>719658571
>super meat boy platforming section
im gonna copy down your post number and get back to you whenever I find whatever that is

>>719658285
>only took me like 3 tries.
Dream Nosk I am assuming?

41 hours

>>719658285
the only difficult things are the pantheons, but even then it's mainly just the last one

bindings are really fucking annoying though

made this for my gf, since shes a big fan
please no bully

39 hours, 50 minutes

>>719665670
I wish I could make things like this.

>>719665670
she cute

I just need one night of sleep, then one more. And I'll have Silksong.

>>719668774
If you abuse sleep medication, you can dramatically lower the subjective time until Silksong.

Bros.......

39 hours
This is fun
>50 minutes
Lel don't bother doing that

>>719640191 (OP)
Incoming 7/10 and 8/10 scores and /v/ zoomers seething uncontrollably.

Lets keep this thread going all the way to release boys

>>719667167
you can. this is the second plush ive made ever.

>>719658285
Why do fags like you want to make everything into a dick measuring contest?

>>719671404
I'd wager he has nothing going on in his life besides vidya. Sad, many such cases! I would kms lmao

oi no one told me there was a hornet funko

>>719670791
Cute

>>719671632
built for hotglue

>>719671632
These are going to be absolutely impossible to get soon right?
Or already I guess.

>>719669451
he needs a happy ending

>>719671961
Apparently they were selling them back in '23 then brought them back a few months ago on the goodsmile site. Can't preorder it from goodsmile directly anymore but you can on fangamer so whatever, I threw a 50 at them so let's see if I get my plastic

>>719641749
Not nearly as bad as rain world is. Furries didn't latch on to it.

>>719640191 (OP)
*flops*

>>719672542
No possibility. Team Cherry are chad darlings and doom-immune. Stop trying you goobers. It looks lame.

Playing Bat to the Heavens right now waiting.
Jesus christ this game is hard. Silksong is going to seem like nothing after this.
Imagine a game that is the Path of Pain but is that hard 1/4h of the way in and keeps getting harder.

>>719640191 (OP)
/r/ing Dawn of the Final day pic

>>719673281
cute mc but the rest of the visuals are placeholder tier

>>719673281
havent played what you linked but aeterna noctis made path of pain look like noob shit, it was pretty much the default. the superbosses are crazy too

38 hours remain

>>719673812
>>719673478
Don't care I love it
>Cute Mc
She REALLY is. Giving me a specifically baseball uniform fetish.
>>719673812
This is the hardest game in my steam library and I'm not even halfway through it yet I think? is Port Naga halfway?
The tagline of Bat to the Heavens should be: You are not good enough to beat this game.
I don't expect I'm good enough to get every achievement in this game

>still no pre-order
IT WILL BE DELAYED AGAIN TRUST THE PLAN
Also the release isn't time locked right? So some regions like Japan, China, Russia will have it early.

>>719674575
The doom is looking so forced so why even bother? People just need to be irritated about shit I swear.
>So some regions like Japan, China, Russia will have it early.
Untrue

>>719674575
There won't be pre-orders
Release is 14:00 UTC worldwide

>>719674965
Thursday at 8 AM Mountain Time. Excellent.

>>719674965
>worldwide
Team Cherry are heroes.

i neva played hollow night is it good? or shud i simply purchase the new one?

>>719675972
Yo fellow MST bro, we are like the rarest st

>>719676785
Very. Hornet is in the game as a boss twice so yeah I'd reccommend:
Buying Silksong and speedbeating it
112%ing Hollow Knight
100%ing Silksong

>>719676804
I swear 15% of pol is Albertan.
I recently learned FF1 sold only 300k copies, but Ive never been to a garage sale with videogames and not seen it for sale. I swear 100k of those sales had to be in AB too. I own 3 copies.

Found out the streets of rage 4 people made a hand drawn platformer themselves. Its $30 but definitely worth the money. It feels like a light vania and the perfect time killer. It's been killing me that I had nothing to play.

>>719677496
I meant Burger-wise. CO here. I guess Leafs do exist.

>>719677695
You guys have a shit ton of FF1s at garage sales too?

37 hours remain

>>719678297
I was supposed to go to a music festival but I bashed my knee river surfing. Team Cherry saved my weekend, only took 7 years.

>>719676785
Im sure hollow knights 3 dollars now so I'd definitely buy it, see if you even like it.
I thought it was 8/10.

>>719640191 (OP)
Im getting Silksong fatigue

>>719679170
I think it will be a hit but no GOTY, and it will be forgotten a year later like Astrobot or Hades.

>>719679170
Just wait until people can actually discuss the game rather than fathom over it. It'll be great

>>719679245
People couldnt shut up about HK more than half a decade later. Dont kid yourself lmao.

>>719679245
Hollow Knight was never ever EVER forgotten, I don't see why Silksong would be

>>719679245
The game has DLC coming for years

Is Hornet's head a mask

>>719680358
>>719680452
>>719680501
I started a new game, 3rd run. It wasn't nearly as good as I remember. You all make very valid points but I just feel times and expectations have changed.
As I said it will be a hit, I just dont think it will have the staying power IF the games just a clone, which I think it is.
If its all new concepts than Im probably wrong. DLCs are a really good point though.

36 hours remain

>>719680946
It's movement is different enougth that it can't be. Far more diagonal

>>719671528
>>719671404
>faggot can't handle being a big dick chad
yeah you probably should just do it

>>719680946
It clearly has enough differences from the first game for it to escape the "just another sequel" trap.

I'm willing to bet it will be a Dark Souls vs Bloodborne scenario. People will be arguing for years.

>>719681061
I just cant imagine a 3 man team of filthy rich millionaires with families and toddlers being that innovative but if they are, Ill definitely kneel in awe.

>>719680946

what expectations
people expect more hollow knight
HK lasted as long as it did because it has an immaculately well-realized world
this is why nine sols was such a cult classic too

>>719681231
Yep. HK's biggest flaw were it's charms (happy day Silksong is using something different) while NS's biggest flaw was it's map design

>>719672520
Anyone that wants to fuck these bugs are also furries

>>719674965
I'm gonna be working at that time, fuck them.

I don't know if I should play the game while lurking and posting here community-style, or do it all by myself. Normally I don't care about spoilers and having real-time opinions is nice, but this genre is all about exploration so I can't decide.

>>719681185
Why? Sounds like some dumbass hangup of yours.

>>719680452
You're not wrong, but I wonder how much Silksong looming over the horizon played a role in HK's continued relevance over the years. If there's a final stop to the content after Silksong, things might start petering out overall.

>>719682063
I dont know, Im a millionaire. Its made me lazy. An uneducated poorfag genetic deadend whos life is so pathetic he faboys for indygames wouldnt get it. Id also bet you dont have any friends who have reproduced. Toddlers are draining, not that you will ever know, kek.

>>719682246
One of them doesn't have a family as far as I know, he's full autism.

>>719682246
>I'm a millionaire. Its made me lazy.
Sounds like a stagnation problem chief. Try not projecting your lack of mental mobility on others eh?

Anyone else getting it through the Japanese eshop? What time does it go up?

>>719682117
Bro Hollow Knight is literally the best selling metroidvania of all time. It has completely supplanted SotN and Metroid in the minds of the new generation and the fucking genre is named after them.

>>719682285
Sounds like he is the 80/20.
>>719682431
Id say we will see when it happens to you but...

>dawn of the final day
>35 hours remain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU7U5LR8JWQ

>>719682665
8am MST

>>719683091
Three of us!
>>719676804
>>719675972

>>719683251
Kek no still 2

>>719682891
<—blocks your path

>>719684029
Nice gen fag

>>719684029
I'm so glad that this European style bullshit is not (yet) possible in america

35 hours remain

>>719684029
You laugh, but somewhere a conservative who can read is getting very upset on Social media about this.

In approximately 26 hours I'm going to call in sick. Fuck you Goldberg I have more important things to do.

>>719684483
This may cause economic harm

I SLEEP

>>719684670
WAKE UP

No cute gay beetles, no buy. Pirate only.

>>719684917
Bro...

>>719684951
Yes?

>>719684483
>Okay Anon feel better, but I'll be watching your Steam activity. If you're too sick to come to work, you're too sick to play Silksong.

>>719685008
That would be hilarious.

No Zote the Immaculate, no buy

>>719685008
private mode + invisible

Why did the knight leave the kingdom anyway? Was he doing anything or just stumbling blindly through the wastelands?

>>719684561
This is the board of economical terrorism.

am i the only one who's fucking pissed at the price tag? it's almost patronizing, god damn.

>>719685708
Pissed? Probably
My ideal price was free OR $60, no inbetween. Both legendary prices.

>>719685708
It's still too expensive for me.
Gotta save up for those $70 Switch 2 games!

>>719685708
bait

>>719685008
another GOG victory

>>719685269
He wasn't on a quest, bro was just built different. Literally crawled outta the Abyss like "guess I'll go vibe check everything west of here" and ended up accidentally solving the kingdom's plague problem like a confused janitor. Probably didn’t even know what he was doing half the time. Silent protagonist energy at its peak.

34 hours remain

i'm getting my ass beat by a fucking hazbin hotel character again

Keep this going all the way to release anons!

>>719665670
Awww cute. I painted this for my imaginary gf :) (also working on sculpting the hollow knight)

>>719640946
You're gay if u think team cherry would pay a marketer or a brown.

>>719687498
that's really cool

>>719685708
I was going to pirate it anyways so...

>>719687498
The attention to detail on the grass wows me. Bricks too.

>>719665670
She will love it and treasure it.

>>719687287
Titties too small.

>1:00 AM EST
Silksong literally comes out TOMORROW

>>719689068
No... unless there is another EST outside of North America. >>719675972

>>719689214
Nigger I said EST. I am two hours ahead of that shit.

33 hours remain

>>719689554
dim dim dam da da

>>719689373
Today is the day where this pic means the most
o7

Keep this going after I sleep in 5 hours anons

https://xcancel.com/griffinmatta/status/1963104885722730672
Ultrawide support confirmed

>>719690014
Oh man that might look nice. A shame I'm just a 1080fag.

now i'm actually ready for silksong
4hr32m 100% steel soul
i used a video guide and it's really not that bad since the plan skips the riskiest bosses and uses some of the DLC stuff to get extra completion%

now that the game is almost within our grasp..
hopes? dreams? nightmares?

>>719690121
Isnt the only risky boss in that run the watcher knights

>>719640191 (OP)
Oh sweet, it's finally releasing. Is it still $15? Planning to get it on a 50% sale.

>>719690132
>Hopes
That the game is 40 hours long and that even just traversing the later areas is heart pounding. I want the Steel Assassins to ambush Hornet at various parts of the game and really put the fire under your feet, especially when you are playing a Steel Soul run.
>Dreams
That the Shade Lord is a super secret hidden boss for us to take on.
>Nightmares
That Hornet is going to be revealed as gay and it will be the only discussion going on. The entire well will be poisoned.

>>719690154
i did do watcher knights. i think it was pretty late, the guide guy prioritizes nail upgrades so you can be overpowered when you fight the worst bosses. if anyone's missing the achievements i recommend trying it out because it's not hard with a guide, but you need enough boss familiarity to do pantheon 1 and 2 without wasting time on retries.

>Hollow Knight with all expansions is 7.39gb
>Silksong is listed as only 8gb

OH NO NO NO NO BROS???
HOW SMALL IS THIS GAME?

>>719690014
Oh, oh, OH!
This calls for some WIDESCREEN

>>719690925
its over

>>719640191 (OP)
Nintendo lost

>>719687498
legs

>>719690925
its all jpgs

>>719684353
>hopes
That its an upgrade to the original in every way.

>dreams
Returning characters like zote and a super secret area thats hard to get into but has lots of cool rewards/lore

>nightmares
Unreadable attacks because team cherry didnt do proper QA

>>719691217
what about them anon? explain what about the legs. you better not be sexualizing the bug

>>719691614
upskirt aesthetics
the bug is sex

>>719691823
Gap...

>>719692145
So guys, you think we will get the Hunter as a boss? I wonder what it actually looks like, dude is huge and obviously a bug of some kind.

>>719692584
>right

>>719692507
spider
i hope it fucks Silk

>>719692763
shaw is a cringe tagline ngl

Ultrawidebros. 21:9 support

>>719692878
Genuinely looks kino. Wish I had ultrawide.

>>719690014
>widefags don't have to wait for mods
based TC, probably a side effect of making the game deck verified since it's 16:10

31 hours remain

I really hope little ghost is in this game in some form, I love this guy a bit too much

>>719695473
Shade Lord preferably

30 hours remain

>still 300 hours left
It's over

>>719697592
idgi

29 hours remain

>>719685708
i'm mad at the price because it's going to kill the whole indie economy
TC are scumbags only think for themselves

Will we ever get an area intro as kino as the City of Tears?

>>719690132
I just hope for cute bug boyfriends.

>>719698634
>do what you want
>everyone bends the knee, begrudgingly or otherwise
Based

>>719698693
>not killing him when he begs you to

>shazam and general bad faith posting going down
its going to be so comfy in here bros

>>719699293
Shazamers are waiting until they can spam datamined spoilers here.

>>719699413
Can they datamine how big Hornet is compared to six inch cock

>>719699293
Maybe but I'm still staying out for at least three weeks

How many hours left?

>>719699502
28.5

>>719699535
Fuck it I'll replay Hollow Knight

>>719696650
its canceled

>>719699293
here he is >>719699618

>>719690154
They aren't that bad now that you can hit them with spells while they are spinning.

HK was a 5/10 at best and only /v/ gives a shit about this game

>>719640191 (OP)

Don't mind me, just pirating Silksong real quick. Redditors already paid for my copy.

>>719658285
the difficulty of your game hinges mainly on
>how many upgrades and good charms you found by thoroughly exploring
how prepared you are to utilize magic and the shadow dash
that's why there's a wide disparity in terms of how people describe the difficulty. some people just stick to the beaten path and fight nail only, so some fights are hard for them. while some people already have unbreakable strength + shaman stone + descending dark, etc before they even reach the dreamers

>>719699674
That's a lot of /v/

>>719692878
BASED

>>719699752
Oh, look. A poor person trying to make others think he's some kind of cool Blackbeard-type of pirate who doesn't care about the rules. Well, buddy, the only thing black here is the cock that penetrated your mother's vagina, and gave birth to such a miserable existence such as yourself.

>>719690925
Realistically HK could have been about 5gig, but their optimization was shite. Anyone who's done file digging can confirm.

>>719640905
it's here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEZsGUqgtHQ

HollowFAGS OWNED

>>719700601
What was his job?

>>719700601
chat is that real?

>>719700601
Do you happen to have this in higher quality?

bluds really excited for a cartoon looking ass sidescroller in the year 2025 huh? sure is fun to run through these blue and gray corridors for 30 hours with snippets of ''''''good''''''' content in between hmm?

>>719700601
It's really fun to go through that thread and see how many cynics deleted their comments.

>>719700861
I melemaw in your general direction

SILKSONG HAS 53 TRACKS

HK + DLC WAS 26 + 15

BROOOOOOS

>>719700927
Jesus...

>>719700927
The music in this game puts me to sleep. Compared to SOTN and La Mulana, it's what's holding it back from true peak for me.

>>719700927
Bloated game.

>>719640191 (OP)
>femmc
I shall be playing this
trans btw if that matters

>>719700927
>Confirmed buggy
For fuck sake, maybe optimize your shit a little if you're going to take 7 years

>>719658285
>got killed by Nosk TWO times
You are banished to Super Weenie Hut Jr's

>>719700927
>sister-sequel

OH NO NO NO NO PREQUEL TROONS???

>>719701271
Someone ran into a bug on the first screen. This game is Gollum tier.

>>719701291
The skill disparity is really interesting in hollow knight. I've seen pro gamers (people who do that shit literally for a living) get rekt repeatedly by the easiest of bosses. And yet I've also seen people who've never touched a 2d platform absolutely shred like they were born playing SMB.

>>719700168
Why you seething

>>719701516
I breezed through every boss prior to the endgame, but Nosk came the closest to killing me because his hitbox is way bigger than is apparent in the darkness. When I fought him in the pantheon he was a pushover.

>>719700601
lmao

Post best times while we wait

>>719700168
Malding

>>719701671
>>719700601
LMAO SILKSONG WILL BREAK RECORDS

>>719700927
Jesus how big is this game gonna be?

27 hours remain

>>719703119
I cleared Hollow Knight ahead of time, so now I'm just waiting and reading about the lore. Honestly I'm surprised more people aren't talking about it this close to release.

>>719663695
>those hips

>>719703229
It's been discussed to death already, it has been seven years.
Plus I'm going off /v/ in three hours

>>719703229
There's been a few threads with lore discussion but mostly it's been drowned out by hypeposting and/or shitposting.

>>719640191 (OP)
it's literally never coming out. later today it's gonna be announced it is going through extensive sensitivity rework by sweetbaby inc. they did this just to hurt you.

>>719703229
because I'm not gonna drop everything I'm playing to play it

>>719703886
it's getting canceled by collective shout

>>719703348
thigh gap erotic

>>719703963
Make sense, it's a fascist game. In 2025 making a game like this with no arachnophobia option that turns all crawlies into puppies is simply shitting on the people who struggle with trauma everyday

>>719700927
>500 hours of content confirmed
Game is too cheap
Game is too good

What minor change/non-change/whatever could majorly hurt your enjoyment of the game?

>>719700927
This doesn't necessarily indicate a lot more content, just a lot more content that got its own unique score

>>719705042
Surprise! Silksong is actually a roguelite with procedurally-generated levels

>>719640191 (OP)
Who gives a shit.

26 hours remain

>>719705042
pic related lmao
grim that it would be more hype for certain people

GOTY 2025 is arriving soon...

>>719705042
53 songs

Not 1 headbanger

>>719699293
I can't imagine playing the game alongside the threads and spoiling yourself on all the shit that's ahead for your playthrough

>>719705647
Lace already MOGS most of HK's tracks.

>>719705042
>non-change
If they keep the quill/compass shit before you can actually start mapping out places

>>719690121
>watched a guide
You didn't beat the game

>>719705042
Contact damage. That shit is still there even though other metroidvanias like Ender Lilies (NG+) and Ender Magnolia got rid of it.

>>719705879
But the combat is all about spacing, which is why your weapon has short range and pushes you back.

>>719705869
what makes you think speedrunners do their runs blindly?

>>719705963
I just don't like contact damage unless enemies have spikes on them or something like that. I mostly play 2D games and 99% of them have contact damage, I just think it's time to get rid of it.

>>719706018
I've beaten every metroid, old school resi, hollow knight and even the fucking new Shinobi under the required time limit for the bonus with no guides whatsoever having learnt and developed my own strategy based on previous playthroughs
TLDR git gud

>>719705879
>Ender Lilies (NG+)
NG+ changes the game?

>>719706331
You get the option to disable contact damage.

>>719640191 (OP)
HK is one of those games where I don't find it great or terrible, but I fucking HATE its fans.
They're just so obnoxious
>OMG OMG OMG WE HAD TO WAIT SOOOOOO LONG FOR THIS!
No you fucking didn't. Six and a half years for a sequel is no time at all and the fact you think so is proof of how young the fanbase is.

>>719685708
Yeah it should've been $90 at least, real fans would gladly pay up.

>>719706413
Very few games get announced and have you waiting 6+ years for its release.

Releasing a highly anticipated indie game for $20 is literally fascism. Only nazis would support this. Are ya'll literally going to do a heckin' fascism?

>>719706240
uh yeah, that's not exactly impressive. THK is a boss you can beat with a minimum of 11% of the game completed, anybody can do that competently under 5 hours.
i got 100% completion under 5 hours while on permadeath all at the same time

>>719707213
I would've made it to 2nd Hornet with permadeath on. But I died, changed my charms and beat her with ease.

How tf do I get out of the spider web cave? There is no map

>>719707565
>died to hornet
why are you trying to lecture me when you have such major skill issue. go do your pantheons, you didn't beat the game

>>719707636
Upper left gets you a tram pass.

>>719707565
What's the best charms to have equipped?

>>719707883
kingsoul and joni's blessing, hope that helps bud

25 hours remain

>>719685708
I'm elated. I get to enjoy a game that's cheaper than dirt while a bunch of dogshit indies get a reality check that their projects might not be worth what they once thought. Hopefully this encourages developers to produce polished, feature-complete titles in order to justify their price tag instead of mass producing early access UE4 asset store slop for a quick buck.

>>719708594
>Still have to beat trail of the fool, nkg, the hollow knight and radiance
>Don't even have the woke dream nail and i'm still missing three shards of the final mask
>Only beat the second pantheon
I'm not gonna make it! FUCK!

>>719685708
I feel 15 would have been an absolutely diabolical dab on the industry, but 20 is good

>>719709373
I hear Silksong requires you have an 112% completion HK save before it will let you start a new game, so you'd better hurry.

>>719705647
i wouldn't really call most of hk's songs headbanger
they're excellent, but i wouldn't "headbang" to it

>>719707213
Not bad if this really was steel soul. Took me like double that lol
>>719709373
I feel like this is a retarded take. Indies get a miniscule fraction of the amount of sales silksong is gonna rake in - TC can afford to make it affordable, they've got the reach and the capital.
If it's a huge fuck you to anyone, it's all these quad-A slop corpos thinking they have to hike prices because their consumer reach is plateauing (I wouldn't be doing that if they weren't making slop)

>>719705647
>Doubting christGODPher LarKING

>>719700927
Every single one will be better than parryslop 33's masturbatory dogshit

24 hours and 20 minutes

>>719671980

He gets to stop existing in this cruel world.

That's the happiest ending.

Dawn of the Final Day pic?

>>719709693
Lace is headbangy

The fuck are rancid eggs for?

24 Hours Remain
Dawn of the Final Day

>>719640191 (OP)
>>719640215
>>719641194
>>719645464
>>719650873
24 HOURS

Literally silksong tomorrow, 24 hours remain.

>>719711628
You ever heard the phrase, "teach your weird vaguely middle eastern grandma to suck eggs?"

>>719711651
>>719711658
We waited 8 years

You give them to the dude in the graveyard and he summons your shade so you don't have to go retrieve it yourself.

24 HOURS REMAIN
~LITERALLY~ TOMMOROW

At this time tomorrow I will be downloading Silksong, or possibly yelling WTF IT'S 10 AM WHERE'S SILKSONG YOU AUSSIE FUCKS

>>719711651
This is the home stretch boys, nobody fucking die

>>719711918
>that silksong looker-forwarder-to who will die in a car crash today
RIP

>>719711651
such an unladylike sitting position

Silksong tomorrow.... for real this time surely....

Will we get a grappling hook mechanic?

>>719712580
Horizontal harpoon throw at tethering points, going by the trailer

Imagine if the game comes out and it's just fucking dogshit. Like it's fine for three hours to get past the refund period and then it reveals itself as a rugpull

>>719712736
No.

For the hell of it, fuck it. Early
>>719712913
>>719712913
>>719712913

>>719712736
Imagine if your entrails came to life and slithered out your asshole to strangle you

>>719712725
Diagonal even

>>719712736
I would unironically start calling for the immediate nuking of their entire godforsaken island

>>719713085
It's more likely than you think, and it COULD happen to YOU

>>719713084
Yeah. It deserves its own thread.

>>719711651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK_zGY996to&list=RDjK_zGY996to&

>>719688725
i hope so. shes been kinda distant lately.
>>719687498
damn thats cool

>>719684965
The joke is that both of these two will go to the Roach Love Motel and never emerge.

>>719705042
If spamming the dodge button is still the best way to move around I'll be kinda ticked.

>>719640191 (OP)
SEVEN FUCKIN YEARS
I wanted to explore bug pusy. I compromised. I jerked off a grilled cheese instead.

>>719714764
Hornet can sprint and vault over steps, we gonna reach sanic speed