Thread 719701164

Boy... BOYYYY!!! GET OVER HERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A BETTER MAN? DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU HOW TOXIC WE ARE? WE. MUST. BE. BETTER. NOW! FUCKING NOW!

>>719701164 (OP)
How did Kratos out of all the characters out there mindbreak incels so badly? Even Taash has only a couple of dedicated schizos seething about it.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDSSSSS

>>719701253
Nobody is "mindbroken" you unfunny latinx. They're sick of this shit being spammed by the hour, it's fucking pathetic.

>>719701253
Incels mindbroke Kratos writers

We live in a world where video game character grow up, but the people who play games don't. What the fuck?

>>719701164 (OP)
>FUCKING NOW!
No father... I'm no longer you toy.

ATREUS, COME
WE MUST TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS

>>719701164 (OP)
>mfw people taking life lessons from video games
Isn't that what parents are for?

>>719701449
You mean the same parents that get a divorce after the kid is born?

>>719701449
>yeah son I nutted in your mom and immediately regretted it
thanks dad

Santa Monica is where people with no fucking creativity go to die
You're in Santa Monica? what did you have for lunch today? water and rice?
bland ass empty head motherfuckers

>>719701449
My parents were both insane, games like final fantasy and monster hunter guided me on the right path in life.

>>719701449
it tells something about our society, anon

>>719701254
god of onions

>>719701449
Tell that to the chuds who claim Kratos from the first three games was an icon of masculinity

>>719701518
His boss battle was one of the coolest in the game

>>719701296
>no one's mindbroken, we just spam the same post every sinhle day for years, where in caps we ritually schreech of our violent victimization from this guy performing charachter development
you faggots are such basedboys it's not even funny

SEA thread

>>719701874
It's not that old kratos was an icon of masculinity. it's just that nu-kratos is a pathetic beeta mail.

>>719701449
>DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO
>NO LOCKED DOORS IN MY HOUSE
>I NEVER FIXED ANYTHING ABOUT THE HOUSE TO SPITE YOUR MOTHER
>*hits me*

>>719701926
underwhelming finisher
mimir's a pussy
but yeah

>>719701949
Nukrato can't have sex with you regardless of how hard you defend his honor on the internet.

>>719701449
Your parents are still together aren't they?

>>719701785
the right path in life is not playing final fantasy

jannies a re faggots that should kill themselves
and double $0yboys if that word really offends them to the point that they'd apply something akin to automated censorship to a place like 4chan

>>719701296
>>719701307
Mindbroken

>>719702126
Mindbroken.

>>719702054
>"the only reason i can ever picture someone having for disagreeing about on fictional man = bad is for sexual intent, and believe me man = REALLY bad"
not just an absolute faggot in the closet and a whole cinematographer worht of projection but also woman coded trully an example of the new meta 4chinners

>>719702260
That's a lot of pentup closeted homosexuality on display. Let's unpack this together in order to be better men.

>>719702260
you seem upset cuckbro. do you want to talk about it?

>when out of options, samefag and gaslight
again, truly faggy behaviour

>>719702089
Not him but if something can give you a sense of what's wrong it's better than nothing., or even something negative like bad parents.

>>719702454
Why are you so afraid of me? This is a safe space. You can talk to me.

>>719701164 (OP)
He never said that thoughbeit

>>719701164 (OP)
...And also women are perfect and don't need to change or have any expectations put on them whatsoever or be judged in any way for anything ever
>written by a woman

>>719702454
thank you for being the better man and forgiving your wife.

>>719702126
Every accusation is a confession

there aren't people who unironically enjoy this "game" are there? i thought it was all shitposting

>>719702613
what makes you say that

>>719702721
There are in fact people who not only enjoy the shitty gameplay, they actually think the story is good too. I can't help but think elites are right in keeping the working man down, most of you people are downright cattle

>>719701254
MY WIFE'S

>>719701949
it's just a funny meme. chill out retard. 80% of memes were forced at some point, this one's one of the more creative ones considering it's not just a single phrase endlessly repeated

SON, I DID NOT RAISE YOU FOR YOU TO SUPPORT THE PATRIARCHY. I RAISED YOU TO BECOME A MALE FEMINIST. BE BETTER, SON.

>>719701449
i learn my life lessons when i poop
it always comes out
both poop and life lessons

>>719701254
>annoying paper skin
>gets soft and slimy
>needs special cutting technique
>tasteless
>NOOO YOU HAVE TO PUT IT IN EVERYTHING AND IT HAS TO GO IN FIRST DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT COOKING WITHOUT THE LIGHT PIQUANCY OF THE HECKIN ALLIUMRINO
Are onions the most onions vegetable?

>>719701164 (OP)
Seriously, get fucking help, thirdie schizo.

>GOOOOODS I'M BEING A BETTER MAN ALL OVER THE PLACE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Was this scene really necessary?

>The game explores how traits like stoicism and aggression can damage relationships
>This installment builds on themes of trauma, parenthood, regret, and growth
lmao

>>719703307
AAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>719703657
Reminds me of that greentext of a guy becoming a stoic to deal with his GFs drama-seeking and it driving her insane

>>719703146
YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS

>>719703564
You're saying OP should become a better man?

they should do Duke Nukem next

>>719704497
>i used to kick ass and chew gum... those days are over. Now this mulatto kid is all I care about.

>>719703146
>"I RAISED YOU TO BECOME A MALE FEMINIST"
>Kratos proceed to teach Atreus how to stalk women, rape them and getting rid of their corpse without raising suspicion
Truly the Better Man™ we all should be.

can we talk about how "being a better man" is a problematic statement? I think "being a better person" or "being a better type a/b bodied person" are more inclusive. there are lots of folk who want to self-insert as atrius and kratos's way of addressing his child(that we don't even know what gender they identify as) makes them feel left out.

>>719701164 (OP)
We MUST be better women!

This is tendies idea of revenge after the Wokey kong threads lol

>>719704497
>i'm gonna forgive those alien immigrants for shooting up my ride

>>719701449
why do people pretend that generational trauma isn't a thing? Do you actually think even a majority of people had actual good parental figures?

>>719704756
Post the elf slut version

>>719705291
Can't find it :(

>719704796
>retard thinks it's a console war thing
lol
your studio is done
won't sell 50k copies

>>719701449
People let electronics/internet raise their children now because being a good parent takes take and effort

I have a theory that nuKratos is a stand-in for the fathers of the /v/tards who spam these threads, who they hate for wanting them to do more than just wasting their lives on the internet but are too chickenshit to do more than impotently seethe about them in private.

>>719705672
And by complete coincidence, today's parents are the biggest advocate of media and internet censorship.

>>719701990
My dad was just like this and ended up alienating not just his kids, but the rest of his family, his own parents included. When he died no one even knew about it until the day after the fact and no one really cared when the news broke.

>>719704796
>eric is retarded

>>719701449
I bet like 90% of millennials and zoomers got completely neglected by their parents after the age of 6. What's genuinely the last thing your parents taught you? Probably how to ride a bike or how to swim.

>>719705291
>>719705374

>>719703307
kek

>>719706101
Why did this mind break Midwashing fans?

>>719703145
>this one's one of the more creative ones considering it's not just a single phrase endlessly repeated

>>719705684
Its just a joke anon. The joke being desperate cucks who lap up the scraps of modern decadent society

>>719706019
My dad helped me with math up until uni. Also taught me how to google shit(keywords, special search chars, etc)

>>719701449
i'm black so my dad still haven't returned home after leaving to buy some milk 20 years ago and my mother ain't got no time to teach me a goddarn thing because she's strong and indepented woman... i'm cooked

>>719706201
Lucky af

>>719701518
this white man was so toxic with his mansplaining that he got from his eyes, thank god kratos better'd him

So this....
Is the power.....
Of nintendo fans......
No wonder they're all socially ostracized trannies lmfao

>>719704717
you sexist chud, only one body type needs to be better... equality or something among these lines...

>>719704717
>sexist nazi incel terrorist chud implying people of color, transfolks and women aren't perfect

>>719701254
The old Kratos would eat garlic instead

ATREUS! COME, WE MUST TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS!
We...must be....better men. More empathetic, docile role
models whom young men can look up to and learn
positive masculinity from. When strong independent
women, BIPOC of color, gender diverse children and
neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and
learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We
will not go back. Now help me prep the bull for your
mother.
COME CLOSER, BOI. LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO
CLEAN YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINAL FLUIDS FROM BULLS
DICK. NO, YOU HAVE TO GRIP IT WITH YOUR THROAT
WHILE DOING SWIRLING MOTIONS MITH YOUR TONGUE.
BE BETTER, BOI #HarrisWaltz2024 #NotGoingBack"
REPARATIONS FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S FATHER!!

another day, another thread of mindbroken monkeys in their 40s raging on behalf of xbox

>>719701253
It's subscribers of blacks that run xbox youtube channels. They don't play games they just collect welfare and run an unpaid antishill campaign on snoy because they're low iq monkeys who actually believed they were part of the "team" with xbox, as if they were actual execs and stakeholders on the company's board of directors. They're low impulse, low iq animals so spending the rest of their life convincing themselves that they've dragged kratos' reputation as a character into the ground is a worthwhile tradeoff.

>snoy getting assblasted over being a Better Man™
And I thought this meme couldn't have gotten any funnier

>>719708047
The crazy thing is that these are all verbatim quotes from God of War: Ragnarok

>>719701874
He was actually, you subhuman piece of jewish shit.

>>719701164 (OP)
The jews and fags try to ruin everything.

>>719701449
It's literally a game about parenting

>>719706101
This is problematic anon, you must be better

>>719701449
Hollywood told me to seek emancipation with a purpose to destroy families and communities.
The god of personal-autonomy has spoken and it told me - to not trust the people closest to me, my parents.

>>719709132
>Um yes this Greek tragic hero consumed by the fatal character flaws of rage and hubris is an example to emulate actually

>>719708047
Yes, you're not mindbroken at all lol

WHAT YOUR MOTHER DID BEFORE WE ME-*glug glug glug glug*
MMMMMMMM

>>719701874
Kratos wasn't an icon of anything, he was an unstoppable rape killing machine and God of War was a slaughterfest which is what made the original games fun. Ripping an undead legionnaire in half and ripping a cyclops eyeball clean out of the socket was what people were drawn towards. The story took a backseat to the satisfying combat and the greek mytho setting was just icing on top. Trannies reading too deep into his character is hilarious

best meme on /v/ kek
makes snoycucks poojeet seethe so much

>>719701254
>>719703307
I'm actually curious why onions got this connotation of being associated with soiboys.
Is it because you're not a real man if you eat anything other than a grilled steak?

>>719706019
I still hop on a video call with them weekly to see how they're doing.
It's specifically people born around or after 2000 that you need to worry about. The iPhone/iPad getting integrated into child-rearing and everyone at every level of school getting online is the watershed moment you're looking for.
To answer your question, the last thing was some history stuff about the 70s and 80s because that trump assassination attempt really freaked me out.

>>719710460
It's the word filter for sòy, retarded newfag.

>>719710524
>trump assassination attempt really freaked me out.
lol
chuddies learning that you can only push people so far

>Look at you, young, arrogant, hateful, misogynistic. Don't support disabled trans bipoc rights. You probably don't even like prepping the bull. But no more! I choose to become a better man, a stronger man. Not physically but emotionally.
>Boiiii! Come now, my work here is done. We must prep the bull. And be. Better. Men.

Post the genderbent Kratos Shadman made back in the days, she was 10/10

>>719701449
You had parents that gave a shit?

>>719701449
Oh mein negger. If you only knew

>>719710668
I was more worried about the aftermath of it, reprisals, power struggles, effects on the job market, etc, and the incompetence of the secret service than surprised some Herostratus-wannabe did something.

>>719710460
Based newfag

>>719709516
I drink onions so I can have large, luscious breasts like Kratos

>>719706019
>little brother is born
>suddenly I am "a big boy" at 3 years old
>expected to be self sufficient
>chastised whenever I asked for help
>ignored never taught anything
>raise myself
>wonder for most of my life why I was struggling when others appeared to have an easier time
I've only recently come to grips with what happened to me.

>>719706019
>probably how to ride a bike
oh man, i remember how my father called me a "retarded faggot" for not immediately understanding how to do it

>>719710460
word filter inside joke

tl;dr mods in 2016 got utterly mindbroken by 8chads spamming "söy" and "söyboi" since they felt called out

>>719710629
>2016 election tourist
>calling people newfags
leave

>>719712107
your dad was a perfect man

>>719705684
Good analysis! We can use this as a starting point for our journey on becoming better men.

>>719706019
My parents just signed me for classes in a bunch of things to see if I would like it, didn't actually teach me anything except my dad showing me how cool computers were.
And what a mistake that was.

>>719711906
If you're curious, being the little brother isn't any better
>constantly compared to your older brother about everything
>forced to do shit you don't want to because "it worked for/we never get to try with your brother"
>downplaying all your problems because they think their experience with your older brother means they know everything about parenting
>can't get to do shit on your own because they're constantly hovering over you
>suddenly reach adulthood and realize you know jackshit about life but you're expected to behave like an adult

>>719712395
Boomers can't teach shit because they're too busy thinking about themselves 24/7.

>>719708174
>consolecucks
lmao

>>719701449
my mother is dull and lazy and my father cares for nothing but work and his own immediate needs
I try to manage but the hand I was dealt was pretty bad

>>719701449
Pretty amazing how many people here have a bad relationship with their dad
Maybe conservatism is just daddy issues for men

>>719712352
i hope you'll break your fingers

Man nuKratos is so lame someone post the Yes meme of him calling him faggot.

>>719713286
Where? I cant see it.

>>719710460
embarrassing

>>719711906
>>719712676
>It doesn't matter who you are your parents probably sucked and are idiots because they're retards who had kids with very little plans at a young age and usually for really selfish reasons
>Half the time the reason for having a kid is because that's how they wrested control of their life away from their parents
Most people are really fucking stupid more news at 11.

>>719703307
>Are onions the most onions vegetable?
professional shitposting anon

>>719701164 (OP)
Better Men Will Be Rewarded.

>>719701164 (OP)
>>719701254
Only the Better Man can platinum the new gows

>>719714550
That's not even true for my parents, we love them and they've always tried to be good parents.
But how you treat your kids can have far reaching implications, ignore your kids too much and they'll fell abandoned and treat life that way, coddle your kid too much and they'll have no fucking idea what to do when you let them out of your grasp, compare one to the other too much and they'll become the polar opposite, etc...
Parenting is a tricky thing.

Atreus... Get off of TikTok, go to the cuckroom, and be a better man. Now. Go to the cuckroom and be a better man. I can smell you leaking testosterone! Misogyny is coming out of your fucking mouth! Be a better man! Now!
>not yet

>>719701164 (OP)
I need to watch this with my dad. He broke the cycle. Even with all his failings, with his struggle for right humility and true self-worth, he fought to be better.
I'm proud of him. I'm proud of my father.

BE BETTER

WHAT YOUR MOTHER DOES WITH ALL OF HER BULLS IS NONE OF OUR BUSINESS, BOY.
NOW BE A BETTER MAN AND BEND OVER FOR THAT MAN WHO LUSTS AFTER YOU.

>>719710460
Onions were a popular meme on /fit/ at the time for allegedly increasing your test levels when eaten raw like an apple, then a mod got really mad at people making sóyboy memes, you had to be there.

>>719702010
Every setpiece in Ragnarok was lame as fuck, don't single Heimdall out.

BETTER MEN DO NOT LET OTHER BETTER MEN DIE OUT, BOY. NOW LET THOSE MONSTERS IMPREGNATE YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

MEN! WE MUST BE BETTER BY GETTING VASECTOMIES!

>>719701449
There is nothing wrong with media depicting wrong things and supporting corrective arguments for them in media.
Everyone needs to learn lessons your parents couldn't teach you. The lessons can come from anywhere. The problem is that you may not connect with a piece of media and so you are blind to the real lesson.

>>719722301
>Single mother
>Abusive partners
Dude never stood a chance

>>719701773
They have more creativity than you've ever witnessed in your life lil bro.
You couldn't design a single of their more complicated axe puzzles if your life depended on it.

Come BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY, let us welcome these dark elf migrants who endured hardships to get here. Go prep them for your mother so they can feel welcome.

My boy, we must be better men and respect wahmen and trans folx.

>>719709263
This is what pisses me off so much about nu God of war and it's retarded fandom and the faggots like >>719709132 Who did not understand god of war. Kratos is not a cool badass epic dude, he is a irredeemable piece of shit that fully commits to get revenge and the endless cycle of violence. Is a story of "revenge le bad" done right that should have ended with his death. You are not supposed to look up to him, and he doesn't deserves a second chance, he threw all of that so he could get what he wanted

>>719708047
KEKAROO

>>719709323
>lol
yes, you are

>>719701254
>>719708047
>>719709516
>>719711120
>>719717598
>>719717891
>>719722301
>>719723109
he canonically said all of this

Someone post the webm already. You know the one.

So why is this meme being so forced lately? Did anything happen or are they just prepping the audience for an upcoming trailer for the third game?

BUT WHAT IS A MAN??

>>719701164 (OP)
This game has literally daily threads. I refuse to believe that's the case for a hated game so i genuinely think it's all trolling and /v/ actually loves the game. Same story with RDR2. My proof? The Last of Us part 2. That game doesn't receive daily threads and when it does none of them get this big.

>>719725267
I think its shartykids trying to force a meme or something