Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:01:49 PM
No.719715253
>>719718523
>>719715170 (OP)
Market's saturated: scalpers have no more storage space left
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:09:43 PM
No.719715737
>>719715170 (OP)
>what the FUUUCK why doesn't the chart go UP forever!!!! ITS DYING
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:10:38 PM
No.719715793
>>719725564
>>719715170 (OP)
massive gloating about its first 4 days, but silent in the following month. why are there now switch 2 systems flooding store shelves?
seems like all early adopters were Nintendo fans but nobody else cares. sad.
I just wonder who makes sales stuff of some industry their whole life or even a hobby. Of course I get the appeal of going to Famitsu threads to post
>Switch 2 sales
>Switch sales
>PS5 sales
But other than that and reading few minutes of some thread schizo go wild in the thread is the extent of me caring. But are there actually people who thinks daily about corpo stocks/sales they have nothing to do with or any kind or market or industry expertise? Maybe OP's Youtuber is some market expert on console/electronics/software stuff even when I have my doubts, but do people on /v/ ACTUALLY care how many consoles are shipped? Other than if it's some record breaking thing ofc, but I keep seeing like daily threads about Nintendo sales.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:12:04 PM
No.719715889
>>719716610
>>719715170 (OP)
hm, I sure wonder, could it be somewhat possible that the christmas holiday in 3 months have some impact on people holding back now to buy...
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:12:20 PM
No.719715905
>>719715987
We had this same song and dance a few weeks ago and then the sales rebounded
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:12:34 PM
No.719715923
>>719715828
seethe and cope
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:13:25 PM
No.719715964
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:13:48 PM
No.719715987
>>719716024
>>719715905
i-i-it was just temporary, guys. i swear!
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:14:22 PM
No.719716024
>>719715987
See you tomorrow
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:14:56 PM
No.719716058
>>719715170 (OP)
Nintendo adults bought their handhelds at release.
Not enough normal people want a Switch 2
Also itโs summer/fall which is usually a lull period for system sales compared to the release window and holidays
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:15:44 PM
No.719716108
>>719715170 (OP)
Probably the week after Obon when the increased stock was wiped out, and the holiday surge combined with the following shortage equals out to the same sell rate.
But that doesn't lure in NDS schizos nearly as well as pretending the console is dying.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:15:53 PM
No.719716116
>>719716346
>>719715170 (OP)
itโs kind of sad how the only way to be relevant online now is by being either super loathsome or super appraising
thereโs very little in between
>>719715170 (OP)
>Wait, what happened?
Mario Kart World happened. Nintendo wouldn't let people just play the fucking game without these stupid intermissions and now nobody gives a flying fuck about the game or the Shitch 2. I'm 100% assured that everyone who isn't a diehard tendie is going to jump ship to Crossworlds the instant it comes out simply because Sega decided "Hey let's make a Kart Racer, but fun!" and they did. The customization in the game is fun, the team racing is somehow even more fun than solo racing, the gadgets are fun, the game is fun.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:17:45 PM
No.719716242
>>719716454
>>719715170 (OP)
>If you buy 5 games a year you're basically buying a new console every year
It's ironically in your best interest to have a game drought on this thing
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:18:03 PM
No.719716271
>>719720632
>>719715170 (OP)
It's still sold out everywhere. If it's not moving as many units then that's a supply issue.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:18:27 PM
No.719716297
>>719715170 (OP)
Switch 2 has no games.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:19:13 PM
No.719716339
>>719715170 (OP)
i just havent felt the need to buy one over my current switch 1 which i only play occasionally
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:19:17 PM
No.719716346
>>719722093
>>719716116
>super loathsome or super appraising
ADHD zoomers literally are children and this is what appeals to them like nsivias. Don't forget the YouTuber tranny thumbnails with inhuman facial expressions shouting or making bizzare faces on TikTok or YouTube. Attention span rates are plummeting, as are literacy skills.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:20:32 PM
No.719716412
>>719720316
I see OP found out about Sony starting to downgrade the storage of digital PS5s.
No fucking games. A brand new console should not be drip feeding shit like this. Most MK World players have already gone back to 8 and literally no one was talking about DK anymore just a couple days after release. People realized there's zero reason to own a Switch 2 right now when the Switch is still getting full support and probably will until at least this time next year.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:21:10 PM
No.719716454
>>719718127
>>719716242
I donโt buy games at full price unless itโs something from From or Silksong.
Video games get 25-50% discounts if you can wait 6-12 months post release.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:21:54 PM
No.719716496
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:23:42 PM
No.719716610
>>719715889
Wouldn't you want to get that thing before christmas season, just so your kids wouldn't cry in case if everything would be sold out in december?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:24:04 PM
No.719716641
>>719717146
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:25:14 PM
No.719716724
>>719717146
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:26:17 PM
No.719716801
>>719717146
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:28:19 PM
No.719716905
>>719715170 (OP)
Quit shilling your videos, faggot.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:29:33 PM
No.719716972
>>719723240
>>719715828
people need something bigger than themselves to obsess over so they feel alive. Most people are not interested in bettering themselves or learning new things, they just want to join a winning team and feel good.
>>719715170 (OP)
>NintenDeen
Why do I keep seeing this faggot everywhere on this board now?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:30:07 PM
No.719717004
>>719715170 (OP)
Their games came out. People who wanted Mario Kart World or Donkey Kong Bananza got their Switch 2s already, but besides Kirby Air Riders, there isn't anything else coming, so other fans don't have a pressing reason to get a Switch 2 right now. Pokemon fans are probably waiting for their next game to release so they can just get a bundle or something.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:30:41 PM
No.719717050
>>719717003
samefagging to push your channel? Sad.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:31:08 PM
No.719717073
>>719717003
Because a schizo fell in love with him after he saw that his whole gimmick is to seethe about Nintendo for no reason.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:32:09 PM
No.719717146
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:33:44 PM
No.719717251
>>719715170 (OP)
I got the switch 2 day one and I regret it. The screen sucks, it has as much ghosting as a psp or a DS, it's insanely behind the times. There are basically no physical games because of the game key card bullshit. There are only like 3 non Nintendo games with switch 2 upgrades, 3rd parties don't seem to care about upgrading their old games, this is a big one imo.
Overall there's just no reason to buy it, there's only 2 exclusives for it so far, Mario kart world (just a mediocre party racing game) and donkey Kong. Maybe it will be worth it later but definitely not now
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:36:01 PM
No.719717413
>>719715170 (OP)
>scalpers
>no games
>half of the games are just a key in the box
>can't play used games
>barely any hardware improvement
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:39:22 PM
No.719717605
Why the fuck would I spend 550 + 80 + 80 + 80 + 80 + 80 + 80 + 20 dollars a year to play some nintendo games when I could spend 20 dollars or less and play an indie game that's actually entertaining for people older than 11?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:40:30 PM
No.719717671
>>719721468
>>719717301
Why are her feet so dirty....
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:42:16 PM
No.719717786
>OP got so mad about the cuck Kratos thread he started to shitpost all over the catalog
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:47:24 PM
No.719718127
>>719716454
Nintendo never does discounts. They're still selling launch year Switch games at full price.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 5:53:32 PM
No.719718523
>>719727031
>>719715253
I don't think you understand what scalpers are and how scalping works.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:11:40 PM
No.719719664
>>719715170 (OP)
im not wasting my time looking up this video nor watching it, what was the decline actually? By how much
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:13:47 PM
No.719719790
>>719715170 (OP)
>Wait, what happened?
I'm getting mine in December though :3
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:15:17 PM
No.719719881
>>719715170 (OP)
<----This happened
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:16:30 PM
No.719719957
>>719725282
>>719715170 (OP)
When the new Pokeslop comes out, the numbers will go up again.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:16:31 PM
No.719719958
>>719715170 (OP)
Nothing
The man who did this video is a well knownfaggot. Sucks cock on the daily
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:17:44 PM
No.719720043
>lying on youtube
It's been by far the best selling console week on week since its launch. By this faggot's logic, the ps5 is a dismal failure.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:19:15 PM
No.719720159
>>719720451
>>719716205
holy copium batman! Your copium levels are off the charts
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:21:26 PM
No.719720316
>>719732779
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:22:08 PM
No.719720364
>>719723287
>>719720248
this movie sucks btw
all quentin tarantino films suck
>>719720159
>>719720248
>I LOVE DRIVING IN A STRAIGHT LINE, WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:24:47 PM
No.719720543
>>719720756
>>719720451
But enough about Nickelodeon Crosssonic
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:25:04 PM
No.719720569
>>719721468
>>719717301
Is that a guy? It's a guy, isn't it?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:25:06 PM
No.719720571
>>719720756
>>719720451
But enough about Crossworlds
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:26:03 PM
No.719720628
>>719721181
>IT KEEPS HAPPENING!
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:26:10 PM
No.719720632
>>719716271
Its not. I'm in a major american city and all the stores have stock.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:27:11 PM
No.719720678
>>719727886
>launch titles is onions kong and a medicore mario kart
Last launch they had was breath of the wild
Grim
I thought they learned this when the gamecube launched with luigi
Go with link or mario
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:28:26 PM
No.719720756
>>719721116
>>719720543
>>719720571
lol and you say i'm the one coping. crossworlds is infinitely better than the straight line intermissions of mkw and you're delusional if you think otherwise.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:28:27 PM
No.719720758
>>719722856
>>719720451
/v/ taken a weird stance on the intermission tracks
Wanting actual well designed and fun tracks is apparently uh sweaty comp shit?
?????????
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:28:31 PM
No.719720763
>>719720905
>>719715170 (OP)
What if the S2 is remembered as this console that crushed records in sales initially but then fell off so hard and became a huge failure. Is that how it will be remembered?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:28:44 PM
No.719720787
>>719715170 (OP)
Gen alpha are Ipad babies so they're out.
Switch 1 can still play a majority of the same games.
There's only two exclusives.
Ipads take the attention from Gen Alpha/Zoomers with disposable income.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:28:48 PM
No.719720792
>>719715170 (OP)
Everyone who wanted one already bought it and there haven't been any new games released that would make new people want to buy the console
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:30:40 PM
No.719720905
>>719720763
Of course not as a new Pokemon will give it big sales.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:31:24 PM
No.719720949
>>719721015
>>719715408
This, no heavy hitter like zelda or a mario game to push a shitload of consoles over the counter.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:31:30 PM
No.719720962
I'm still waiting for games worth buying the console for
>>719720949
>What is Mario Kart World
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:32:23 PM
No.719721026
>>719721314
>>719715170 (OP)
I don't believe either doomposters and nindrones, but the truth is that 'fastest selling console' thing means absolutely nothing.
Wii U sold very well at first. Switch possibly increased the baseline of fans that will buy the console blindly. You can only tell after a year if the console actually sells well.
The exact same thing happened with Monster Hunter Wilds.
Currently the only incentive to get a S2 is DK Bananza and that's basically it. Most games don't even run better on S2
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:32:49 PM
No.719721059
>>719721015
...is no longer the FOTM
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:33:44 PM
No.719721116
>>719720756
>I didn't play the game
>>719721015
Mario kart is not a heavy hitter.
>>719720628
Those launch Wii Us will unironically be worth a ton of money soon if she actually held on to them
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:35:01 PM
No.719721197
>>719721309
>>719715170 (OP)
It already outsold the wii u.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:35:46 PM
No.719721239
>>719721143
Traditionally Mario Kart has been a heavier hitter than the Zelda games. BOTW was a massive outlier in sales.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:35:47 PM
No.719721240
I wonder if that cuck nintendeen is going to rope when nintendo announces the numbers after christmas
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:36:30 PM
No.719721278
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:37:03 PM
No.719721309
>>719721197
Not even halfway there yet.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:37:07 PM
No.719721314
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:37:31 PM
No.719721342
>>719715170 (OP)
Imagine how badly GTA 6 is going to hurt the Switch 2 sales. My goodness.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:38:30 PM
No.719721405
>>719715170 (OP)
Nintendo Adults all bought it the first week and no one else wanted one.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:38:53 PM
No.719721431
>>719721592
>>719721015
do people really get a console for MK.
Always felt more like a game as a filler or when friends are over.
It's relatively cheap in a bundle, Same with S1 and MK8.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:39:17 PM
No.719721468
>>719717671
It happens sometimes when gaming is on the mind
>>719720569
>>719720706
Nope, severely autistic white latina phenotype
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:39:54 PM
No.719721512
>>719721143
lmao @ this cope
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:39:58 PM
No.719721516
>>719721592
>>719721015
I don't think anyone outside of a nintendo fanboy is going to buy a switch 2 for mario kart
>>719721516
>>719721431
>>719721143
Mario Kart Switch sold 70 million copies.
>console is still selling out as fast as nintendo can make them
>they STILL have to do raffles for sales
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:44:07 PM
No.719721769
>>719715170 (OP)
Everyone who wanted it already got one at this point. Are you expecting people to keep buying them monthly or something
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:44:17 PM
No.719721781
>>719722118
>>719721602
Ps5 is better than the switch 2
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:44:21 PM
No.719721785
>>719722010
>>719721592
Croc sold 3 million despite being absolute dogshit
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:45:33 PM
No.719721865
>>719715828
You are talking to a mix of marketing slaves and literal retarded and sad people.
There are some real folks here, who were enslaved by the site back in the day and now they just see this bullshit day after day. This site is a layer of purgatory.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:46:27 PM
No.719721926
>>719721592
And? That doesn't mean people bought the switch for mario kart. Far more likely they bought it for zelda and bought mario kart since they already had the console
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:47:16 PM
No.719721979
>>719722118
>>719721602
The PS5 has sold multiplicatively more than the vita ever did, why would you put it ranked higher?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:47:44 PM
No.719722010
>>719721785
Croc was genuinely no worse than Banjo Kazooie.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:47:46 PM
No.719722012
>>719722156
>>719715170 (OP)
Lmao this retarded nigger is somehow surprised that there is a sales slump after a big holiday in Japan? Meanwhile the Switch 2 is the best selling console of the year in both Japan and America.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:47:54 PM
No.719722024
>>719722556
Fuck off Nintendeen
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:48:49 PM
No.719722093
>>719716346
critical thinking too
it's like no shit switch sales are slowing, everyone who wanted one already bought one.
it's more engagement farming than anything. i mean the bible never mentioned that shit but it should be a sin, or something. it's all journalism now. they deserve a special place in hell
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:49:11 PM
No.719722118
>>719722620
>>719721979
>he can't read
>>719721781
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH PFFFAAAAHSHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:49:44 PM
No.719722156
>>719722557
>>719722012
Per Circanaman
>Nintendo Switch 2 sales in July were so strong that July hardware spending reached $384 million, the highest July hardware spend since July 2008. The Switch 2 was the best-selling console for the month of July, and unshockingly is the best-selling console in the U.S. year-to date in terms of both unit and dollar sales, surpassing the PlayStation 5. The Nintendo Switch 2 Pro Controller is now the best-selling accessory of the year in both dollar and unit sales.
>Switch 2 launch was so strong the US saw the best July for video game hardware since the fucking Great Recession
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:50:52 PM
No.719722246
>>719722363
>>719715170 (OP)
Everyone who wants one has one now. New influx of potential buyers are also put off when some of them saw the vids on how Nintendo don't want games to be made for Switch 2 and want more backwards compatibility with Switch 1.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:52:48 PM
No.719722363
>>719722246
>put off
that line is them wanting devs to do upgrade patches for switch 1 games to keep backwards compatibility instead of them shitting out the same game but with a new price tag
>>719722024
Who is even is he anyway? Is he even a nintendo fan or an actual grifter?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:55:52 PM
No.719722557
>>719725432
>>719722156
>The Nintendo Switch 2 Pro Controller is now the best-selling accessory of the year in both dollar and unit sales.
I'm glad I didn't fall for the Switch 2 Pro Controller meme and stuck with my Switch 1 Pro Controller. The 2 Pro feels like absolute ass to hold, I do know how the fucked up the ergonomics so badly between generations.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:56:09 PM
No.719722576
>>719715170 (OP)
I just paid 11 bucks for a drink, an apple, & a piece of chicken. Ain't no way in fuck im spending 500 bingtendo bucks for 2 games I dont give a shit. I hate open world games, & DK is a button mashers dream that I've already watched on YouTube & I will probably skip the next generation or 3 of pokemon so until there's a fire emblem or a xeno blade i dont care. Zelda is dog shit btw
>>719722118
Can the switch 2 play call of duty without hackers, full haptics, at 120fps? I doubt it.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:57:24 PM
No.719722661
>>719721592
As the holiday bundle every single year, yes.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:58:13 PM
No.719722730
>>719715170 (OP)
Well they rightfully believed that tendies are completely retarded and incapable of thinking but it turns out they still have some inhibitions and blaming their blatant attempt at getting more money on orange man didn't work out
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:58:46 PM
No.719722754
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 6:59:27 PM
No.719722795
>>719722854
>>719722620
the ps5 sure can't
AHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:00:02 PM
No.719722840
>>719715828
Tendies only care about sales. It's that simple.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:00:18 PM
No.719722854
>>719722795
It absolutely can. It literally runs cod at 120fps.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:00:18 PM
No.719722856
>>719720758
It's quite simple: World (the newest Mario Kart product) prioritizes a different type of race format, so now the lap format and the older games (which primarily focused on it) must have been terrible all along since they're no longer the current product.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:00:48 PM
No.719722896
>>719722556
hes some mindbroken grifter seething because the switch 2 is popular and successful
standard N.D.S.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:01:03 PM
No.719722914
>>719715170 (OP)
>>719716205
I JUST KILLED A CONSOLE!
WITH MY FUCKING MIND!
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:01:27 PM
No.719722938
OP made the mistake of insulting nintendo in the nintendo cult
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:02:24 PM
No.719723000
>>719723124
>>719715170 (OP)
>Wait, what happened?
What do you mean? Nothing happened? According to /v/intenyearolds, the Switch 2 is selling like absolute HOT CAKES. BEST SELLING CONSOLE OF ALL TIME
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:02:45 PM
No.719723032
>>719715828
sony cultists are mindbroken by the switch and switch 2 so they spam endlessly trying to make up scenarios in their heads about how the switch 2 "flopped" despite every source proving it was a massive hit
>>719715170 (OP)
Say it with me Eric..
>Be PS5
>Multiplatform
>Dead in Japan
>Dying in the USA
>Putting their games on Xbox
>Have no exclusives
>Selling worse than PS4
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:03:43 PM
No.719723113
>>719721181
>Those launch Wii Us will unironically be worth a ton of money soon if she actually held on to them
No. They won't be. Nobody cares.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:03:49 PM
No.719723124
>>719723000
switch 1 is the best selling console of all time
switch 2 had the best console launch of all time and nothing even comes close
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:03:48 PM
No.719723126
>>719726714
>the switch 2 is the fastest selling console in history but let me let you why that doesn't count
lol
How did Nintendo mindbreak snoys so thoroughly?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:05:18 PM
No.719723240
>>719733052
>>719716972
Switch 2 hate is basically a religion at this point.
>>719715828
>FUCK YEAH EAT SHIT SNOYS THESE 8 YEARS ARE PAYBACK FOR YOUR PS4 SALES THREADS
>w-w-who caaaaares about Switch 2 sales, i-i-it's so stupid you guys
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:06:02 PM
No.719723287
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:06:02 PM
No.719723290
>>719723182
Simple, Nintendo made games, Sony didnt. Snoys are so starved for games they are hallucinating.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:06:35 PM
No.719723325
>>719723528
I mean look at all those games on the switch 2: you have mario kart, that donkey kong game, pokemon...soon...and uhhhh..........
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:06:40 PM
No.719723332
>>719724647
No megahit games yet, a game that make you go "I really want this console just to play this game"
Gamecube had Melee
Wii had Wii Sports
Switch had BOTW
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:07:00 PM
No.719723353
>>719723817
the honeymoon phase wore off and people saw it for the boring piece of shit it is
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:07:41 PM
No.719723390
>>719715170 (OP)
Nintendeen lost and got raped
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:08:45 PM
No.719723456
>>719721015
a disappointing overpriced entry
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:09:21 PM
No.719723505
>>719721015
The biggest piece of dogshit since the 3ds
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:09:26 PM
No.719723513
>>719723182
they gaslit themselves into thinking nintendo would die before the switch 1 released and they would get all of nintendo's IPs gifted to them
then the switch 1 released and bent the entire industry over a table
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:09:42 PM
No.719723528
>>719723325
The Pokรฉmon game is a switch 1 game
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:10:41 PM
No.719723602
>>719723248
you care a lot since you keep seething that the sales keep going up
Piss5 sold like shit so much that the Switch 2 already beat in in revenue and sales this year and the S2 Pro controller already outsold the Portal. Thank God I lived to see the day the PissStation die. Good riddance to a shit console.
Imagine following up on a system which had BOTW, Super Mario Odyssey and Splatoon 2 on its first year with fucking spin-offs and a gimped version of Mario Kart
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:12:36 PM
No.719723719
>>719723610
hey thats not fair
sony counts those portals as if they were full price PS5 consoles!
>>719715170 (OP)
I feel a bit bad knowing that there are people who just watch these vids endlessly.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:13:55 PM
No.719723795
PissStation is so dead that there is more hype for the Lenovo Legion Go 2 than the PS6.
>>719723610
The ps5 is sonys most profitable console to date and generated more operating income than all previous gens combined. Also on track to beat the PS4 in sales probably.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:14:16 PM
No.719723817
>>719724143
you can tell exactly when the Nintendiscord finds a thread
>>719723353
It's not helping that we're a quarter of a year into the thing's lifespan and we still have no general Direct yet. The fact that there's still nothing shown for a mainline Mario OR Zelda game yet is INSANE.
>>719723760
You go into Nintendo related threads on a daily basis to shitpost about Sony. Pipe down.
>>719723685
I love how you people pretend Bananza doesn't exist or doesn't matter.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:14:54 PM
No.719723859
>>719723685
haha yeah imagine releasing a console with only 3 games then it being months before any more come out ...
>Tendies have nothing left but salesfagging
Sad. Their games just don't matter to anyone but themselves these days. Despite heavy lolifagging the gorilla game didn't even last long enough to be a FOTW kek, I don't think they know how to cope with the fact that nobody cares anymore other than to shit on them
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:15:35 PM
No.719723905
>>719723853
It doesn't have half the appeal of mainline 3D Mario and you know it. It's not the 90s where DKC was cutting edge
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:15:42 PM
No.719723916
>>719723853
Because it's a mediocre game.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:16:06 PM
No.719723935
>>719724230
>>719723804
is that why sony still has 30 billion USD of debt?
the ps4 is STILL selling less than the ps4 at the same point in its life
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:18:45 PM
No.719724125
>>719724313
what's their gameplan in gatekeeping switch 2 dev kits and forcing devs to dev for switch 1 instead
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:19:03 PM
No.719724143
>>719723817
>It's not helping that we're a quarter of a year into the thing's lifespan and we still have no general Direct yet.
This too. Prime 4 is way way overdue yet there's been radio silence on it and nintendo decided to priortize 3rd parties and indies, the former not even running well on the system going off recent reports
>>719723935
I dont know why they have that much debt but theyre worth more than their debts.
Yeah and the ps4 had the pro model release a year earlier than the PS5 Pro did in the PS5s life cycle. And GTA 6 is coming out and wont be on PS4 either. With GTA v it was split onto a large number of consoles.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:20:09 PM
No.719724236
>>719728405
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:20:26 PM
No.719724253
Even tendies know how bad the shitch poo is
>>719724125
It makes sense to me. Switch 1 has a massive install base and is just shy of PS2 from being the best selling console period. They want to keep that for as long as they can, so why wouldn't you have devs keep making switch 1 games that can also be played on switch 2? (sometimes with upgrade packs too).
When they have to truly pull the plug on Switch 1 they can bring out the actual new games they've been sitting on when it has more of an install base
>>719723804
When you fire everybody so you dont have anyone to pay, kill all first party games, so no spending on games development, go multiplatform, cut all the marketing budgets to zero and sell off assets like EVO, of course Snoy are going to have money left over to pay off 30 billion dollars of debt they have.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:22:20 PM
No.719724367
>>719722556
Nintuber who made it big with his first Switch 2 hate video so now he is in perpetual grifting mode with the hopes of having another hit (it's not happening and his views are decreasing)
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:23:06 PM
No.719724425
>>719715170 (OP)
nintendo is feeding all these motherfuckers.
they should love nintendo.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:23:21 PM
No.719724447
>>719723182
9 years of making games
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:23:23 PM
No.719724449
What did he mean by this?
>>719724313
it just turns the switch 2 into a switch pro
i'm sure it'll work out since people are obsessed with nintendo
but if people weren't so attached to nintendo they'd just write the switch 2 off before it even properly gets started
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:23:36 PM
No.719724461
>>719724705
>>719724230
>coping this hard because no one wants an $800 "pro" console
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:23:38 PM
No.719724463
>>719724654
/v/ doesn't want to admit that the console they collectively bought purely out of consolewarring spite might just be underwhelming lol
>>719724313
>it's good that the Switch 2 isn't getting Switch 2 games
>>719724230
>I dont know why they have that much debt
10 million PS5s sitting in warehouses and not selling is expensive to maintain.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:24:14 PM
No.719724505
>>719715408
SPBP
I have the funds burning a hole in my pocket but DK and MK are just not it.
MKW might have sold me if they didn't lean so heavy on 8DX all these years, i've had my fill
call me when FE drops
>Nintendo stops sending him games
>starts making videos shitting on them
>Nintendo is ironically the only thing keeping his channel alive
>>719724515
>DURRR JERNOS AND YOOTOOBERS JUST MAD THAT NINTENDO NO GIVE GAME
isn't this a tacit admission that a Nintendo Bonus exists/existed after all?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:26:23 PM
No.719724647
>>719723332
I think leaning on DK for launch was a mistake
He was never a system seller, even at his peak during the SNES era he was outshined
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:26:26 PM
No.719724650
>>719724313
It makes sense, but it's not the reality when there are tiny dev studios making Switch 2 only games and everyone who supported Switch also has Switch 2 games announced.
Then there's Nintendo with whopping 4 games announced for Switch: Prime 4 and Pokemon Z-A that's been promised for years, Rhythm Heaven and Tomodachi Life.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:26:33 PM
No.719724654
>>719724764
>>719724463
>might just be underwhelming lol
the only people who are underwhelmed by modern consoles are people who set their expectations unrealistically for the modern day. Stop comparing a console to some imagined figure of perfection and ask the simple question of how many Xbones and PS4s is this console worth.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:26:35 PM
No.719724658
>>719733240
>>719724493
ps6 will be even worse
many people are not falling for it again and scalping is so 2020
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:26:39 PM
No.719724665
jewtuber shill meltdown
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:27:05 PM
No.719724696
>>719724458
>this cope again
if a nintendo console is bad they just let it die
its not like sony cultists who buy 2 or 3 of the same console to "have one for each floor of the house" or to see the first time boot animation again despite the thing having no games
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:27:10 PM
No.719724705
>>719724461
I mean you have to account for the fact that it released a year later respectively.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:27:50 PM
No.719724740
>>719724515
lmao this sure is one of the saltiest faggot I have seen. Just look at those view drops kek
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:27:50 PM
No.719724741
>>719724458
It's working out because Switch 2 already has more 1st party exclusives and 3rd party support than Switch had at this point in time.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:28:10 PM
No.719724764
>>719724919
>>719724654
>stop comparing modern consoles to the past, that's a thoughtcrime
No thanks. I'll compare Nintendo to Nintendo.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:28:15 PM
No.719724769
>>719724927
>>719724515
>>719724601
He literally tweeted about it. His past videos and views, by the way.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:29:03 PM
No.719724819
>>719724601
if they took the money and told us lies they don't have a moral leg to stand on
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:29:12 PM
No.719724831
>>719724601
no, but the sony bonus is objective provable fact
Even MicroSHIT has 60 billion USD in debt. Those unsold XFLOPs are piling up in warehouses. Microsoft is so broke they have to run to ASUS to make their "Xbox".
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:30:04 PM
No.719724898
>>719724515
I wonder how many of those views are just people clicking on it to call him a retard and leaving at this point? He had a melty over Nintendo fans not too long ago and then deleted the video.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:30:19 PM
No.719724919
>>719724764
What are you comparing it to?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:30:23 PM
No.719724927
>>719724515
>>719724769
>resorts to click bait
Now he's a real YouTuber
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:30:58 PM
No.719724959
>>719725792
>>719724458
It is the switch pro. Just like how ps5 next gen never began because ps4 still gets the same games
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:31:34 PM
No.719724997
>>719725251
>>719724945
>Nintendo discord dogpiled another thread
ftfy
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:32:26 PM
No.719725074
>>719725482
>>719715408
/thread. People are already bored of MK and have already beaten DK weeks ago. Now what?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:33:07 PM
No.719725115
>>719726643
>>719724945
don't worry
he'll made a "whats the worst fanbase" thread and samefag his post 300 times again to cope
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:33:39 PM
No.719725156
They release only kiddy 1st party games like Mawio Kart, Donkey Kong and Kirby but forgot to make games that anyone other than a toddler would like. There is only 3rd party for that, and the 3rd party games are on shitty key cards. Absolute blunder.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:33:39 PM
No.719725158
>>719715170 (OP)
>Nintendeen
This guy literally buys every new Nintendo product to shit on them because he got his main account banned trying to mess with a banned console.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:34:19 PM
No.719725204
>>719725273
Welcome to the weekly Eric seething thread before the famitsu thread tomorrow
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:34:20 PM
No.719725207
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:34:49 PM
No.719725251
>>719725321
>>719724997
>confirming you're OP
That's really sad dude
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:35:01 PM
No.719725273
>>719725204
>weekly
I wish anon, it's more like hourly.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:35:12 PM
No.719725282
>>719719957
>also on switch 1
I donโt know
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:35:23 PM
No.719725304
Snoy is in so much debt that they are too broke to make games. All their profits from cost cutting are going straight to Jewish banks.
>>719725251
>confirming you coordinate on Discord
that's sadder dude
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:36:16 PM
No.719725374
>>719717301
>Post feet
>Nintendo fans don't attack you
Nice trick
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:36:41 PM
No.719725409
>>719721181
Itโs been 13 years lol how much longer is she supposed to wait
>>719723182
They world view crumbled.
ps was always shit, but now is irrefutable shit.
Years of propaganda does that to you.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:37:02 PM
No.719725432
>>719722557
poor + tiny hands cope
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:37:19 PM
No.719725451
>>719725592
>>719725321
>believing either side has a discord out to get people
Now I really feel bad for you
Genuine schizophrenia
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:37:41 PM
No.719725482
>>719725761
>>719725074
The Nintendo Direct is next week.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:38:20 PM
No.719725540
>>719725724
>>719725321
Nigga did you really just give up just like that
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:38:39 PM
No.719725564
>>719725768
>>719715793
>IT NEEDS TO SELL 6 MILLION EVERY MONTH OR ITS A FLOP!!
the absolute state of Nintendo hating schizos. Aren't you tired and embarrassed of constantly being raped by Mario?
>>719725415
why are Nintendo's biggest fanboy anons Euroid ESLs now?
>>719725451
You literally think any post that says the slightest negative thing about Nintendo must be one same guy.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:39:22 PM
No.719725614
>>719723853
I love how you pretend that boring fucking game is worth talking about.
>>719723804
so profitable they have to raise prices
and reduce how much it costs to make PS5 Slims be reducing the size of the HDD inside of it
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:39:59 PM
No.719725656
>>719725724
>>719725592
all the "points" you "guys" make are so fucking stupid, you may as well be
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:40:52 PM
No.719725724
>>719725830
>>719725540
What was "given up"?
>>719725656
>no you see MY accusations are sound
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:40:59 PM
No.719725732
>>719725592
Nintendo won.
sony lost.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:41:23 PM
No.719725761
>>719725482
is this even true? either way, doubt they will announce a big game coming out before pokemon, (which I have no reason to believe will be any better than the last 10 games gamefreak has put out)
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:41:29 PM
No.719725768
>>719726007
>>719725564
They got raped by Sony's shit consoles and games for 20 years. Their bleeding assholes are used to it.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:41:42 PM
No.719725786
>>719723093
>PS is only liked in India
Truly a fate worse than death.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:41:46 PM
No.719725792
>>719724959
But unlike PS5 Switch 2 actually has exclusives, which doesn't make it a Switch Pro
September direct is make or break for this thing. If there's no big holiday game (no kirby air riders is not avsystem seller) or a short glimpse of what to expect next year then its gonna come to a screeching halt. Mario Kart bundle ends in October so when $80 is the only option people aren't going to buy
>but pokemon
Also on Switch 1 and gen 10 od rumored to be as well
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:42:20 PM
No.719725830
>>719725724
say something non-stupid and you won't be called eric, it's that simple
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:42:33 PM
No.719725843
>>719725640
>and reduce how much it costs to make PS5 Slims be reducing the size of the HDD inside of it
WHAT THE FUCK
>>719725415
>PS was always shit
what a ridiculous thing to say. Either you were born in 2006 or youโre just outright lying
>>719725801
Why are all you people so sure there will be a Nintendo direct in September?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:43:14 PM
No.719725902
>>719725592
Nobody was getting defensive until the OPs mentioned.
>>719725870
PS2 was the last good Sony console.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:44:22 PM
No.719725976
>>719725930
exactly. Granted weโre talking over 20 years ago but to say PS was always shit is factually incorrect
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:44:37 PM
No.719726003
>>719726270
>>719725640
don't forget forcing an update to make the pro run worse because it kept melting
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:44:39 PM
No.719726007
>>719726253
>>719725768
implying
>nintendo doesn't censor games
>nintendo didn't release some statement supporting blm
why are fangays like this
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:45:33 PM
No.719726069
>>719726385
>>719725874
Nintendo does one every year in September.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:46:06 PM
No.719726103
>>719726231
>>719725930
True and the DS was Nintendo's last good anything, they are absolutely gutter trash now the Switch was nothing but shovelware and wii u ports and the switch 2 is looking like it's nothing but switch ports of wii u ports.
>>719725640
The Switch 1 got a price increase also and its 8 fucking years old
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:46:19 PM
No.719726118
>>719726385
>>719725874
They typically do one that month and natethehate with good leak track record said so
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:46:29 PM
No.719726131
Nothing happened
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:47:13 PM
No.719726192
Total
Tendie
Death
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:47:43 PM
No.719726231
>>719726103
Gamecube was good, Wii sucked, Wii U was good, Switch โkind ofโ sucked but youโre right, way too many Wii U ports
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:48:02 PM
No.719726252
>>719715170 (OP)
Yeah, that's weird. I bougnt 7 Switch 2's and suddenly, I don't feel like buying another.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:48:03 PM
No.719726253
>>719726007
what cope will he drag out
trying to pretend NoA going behind Nintendo's back until they fucked around and found out
or trying to shill compile shart's disproven lies for the 1000th time?
>>719715170 (OP)
>Reuses his bait pic from 2 months ago when he tried the "ok it sold well in first 3 days, but then sales died" cope
>When all the data since then destroyed his barrative:
>Switch 2 is selling 2x faster than Switch launch aligned after 2 months
>Switch 2 in 2 months outsold PS5's sales for the entire year
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:48:17 PM
No.719726270
People got tired of shovelware for kids, and they want actual games.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:48:45 PM
No.719726307
>>719726105
And it was already using dated hardware back in 2017
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:49:16 PM
No.719726348
>>719726574
>>719726282
>The actual games in question
>>719726282
thats why no one buys piss5s and funkobot was a flop
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:49:50 PM
No.719726385
>>719726512
>>719726069
>>719726118
And they also did one every June too except for this year when they told their cultists to go kick rocks and buy more paid performance patches of switch 1 games.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:50:01 PM
No.719726396
>>719723248
Who are you quoting?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:50:02 PM
No.719726397
ITT Snoy corpses everywhere.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:50:10 PM
No.719726412
>>719726105
Good thing it's a system everyone already has and not Nintendo's current gen system like Sony did with PS5
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:50:18 PM
No.719726421
>>719725801
Yes because the Switch 2 is flopping horribly as the fastest selling system of the year
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:50:35 PM
No.719726438
>>719732042
>>719715408
I read it in her voice lol
>>719715408
>>719715170 (OP)
It's nothing but shitty kiddie sequel games. Another stale Mario game, half baked pokemon game, and Kart game again
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:51:12 PM
No.719726481
>>719726363
Iโll hardly defend Sony these days but Astrobot was actually fun although it mostly rubbed me the wrong way saying โhey look at all of this cool shit we used to put out!!โ
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:51:12 PM
No.719726482
>>719726363
Astrobot didnt sell astronomically well because people buy PS5s for more than exclusives. Call of Duty, FIFA, 2k, etc. Ease of use. Astro bot was a nice addition. Oh yeah, and it had trophies.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:51:22 PM
No.719726503
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:51:31 PM
No.719726512
>>719726630
>>719726385
Are you done being upset?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:51:31 PM
No.719726514
>>719726612
>>719715408
yyyyep. done with dk, kirby's not until november, what else we got going on that's exlusively on switch 2?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:51:50 PM
No.719726531
>>719715828
Why the Lana pic? Do you not fear the Jannies?
>>719725801
You might not like it personally, but Pokemon Z-A is a system seller. Especially when they are replacing Switch 2 MK World bundles with it.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:52:23 PM
No.719726559
>>719715408
AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE DERETE THIS
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:52:26 PM
No.719726564
>>719726670
>>719722620
>it can play call of duty!
So the bottom of the barrel most normalfag shit imaginable?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:52:31 PM
No.719726574
>>719726715
>>719726348
is this that lost soul aside game that just came out?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:52:44 PM
No.719726602
>>719726468
says a lot about how dogshit sony is if thats all it took to rape the PS5 into the grave
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:52:49 PM
No.719726606
>>719726257
>Switch 2 in 2 months outsold PS5's sales for the entire year
Grim.
>>719726534
also on the switch 1**
>muh sales
Why don't you fags ever talk about the hardware or the actual games, it's like you feel validated that a bunch of consumer morons consumed something for whatever reason, fucking embarrassing apple tier normal scum. No wonder everyone hates tendies, every thread is the same fucking thing.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:52:55 PM
No.719726612
>>719726709
>>719726514
PS5 literaly didn't get another exclusive until like 4 months after launch
still no stellar blade, e33 or new MGS remake for switch2.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:53:08 PM
No.719726630
>>719726512
Not at all. I have so many switch 2 games to tide me over until next year when we might possibly perhaps maybe get more games. Games likeโฆ
Uhhโฆ
Thereโs alsoโฆ I can pretend to have fun playing the $70 fetus game I bought.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:53:20 PM
No.719726643
>>719725115
Ironically, those were originally made by an actual cultist.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:53:43 PM
No.719726670
>>719726864
>>719726564
>it can play Mario
So the bottom of the barrel most baby shit imaginable?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:53:45 PM
No.719726673
>>719726809
>>719715170 (OP)
Needs more games. I'm pretty sure sales will pick up over time, but right now nobody's obligated to buy a brand new console just to play Mario Kart.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:53:47 PM
No.719726675
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:53:57 PM
No.719726687
>>719726609
Yeah let's get the version with shit performance instead
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:53:58 PM
No.719726692
>>719715170 (OP)
I cant fucking wait for the stores to sell them on sale for just 350-400$.
Thats when im going to buy this shit.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:53:59 PM
No.719726695
>>719726887
>>719726534
But are that many going to buy a performance upgrade over an actual exclusive?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:54:08 PM
No.719726709
>>719726612
>b-b-but [other console]
yes the ps5 sucks I completely agree with you, happy? hell I probably hate sony more than you do.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:54:10 PM
No.719726714
>>719723126
>21 videos on Nintendo in the span of a week
Good God, what causes this?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:54:15 PM
No.719726715
>>719726787
You can tell how mad OP is as he's started to pull out his funnyjunk folder yet again.
>>719726574
Yes. The same game that went all-in on market China to the world and this is how the chinks responded.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:54:30 PM
No.719726735
>>719726973
>>719715170 (OP)
no games
here's what's they've released for switch 2
new mario kart
new DK 3D platformer
here's what they were too lazy to make
new star fox 3D adventure game
new kid icarus
new luigi's mansion
new pikmin
new nintendo land
new mario baseball
new mario tennis
new mario soccer
new mario every damn sport possible
new 3D zelda
new 2D zelda
new duck hunt
new ice climber
new pokemon stadium
new pokemon puzzle league
new pokemon channel / hey you pikachu style game
new kuru kuru kururin
new golden sun
new wario land
new advance wars
new fire emblem
new 2D kirby
new donkey kong country
new pokemon pinball
new 2D metroid
new F-zero
new mother
new animal crossing
new mario and luigi
new yoshi's island
new diddy kong racing
new chibi robo
new fossil fighters
new pokemon trading card game RPG
new warioware
new traditional Paper Mario game (n64/ttyd style)
mario odyssey 2
new smash
for some reason nintendo decided to make a new console without making any games of their many many IP to go with it. and games sell consoles, that's why people buy these things - to play the games
no games, and you'll struggle to sell units since there's no reason for anyone to bother buying your thing
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:54:37 PM
No.719726741
>>719726629
All three of those devs have a switch 2 devkit
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:54:44 PM
No.719726749
>>719726629
It has no game
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:55:08 PM
No.719726786
>>719726610
>hardware
Kek they tried that before it launched, I remember they claimed it was stronger than a series s then cyberpunk ran at 15 fps with 2 visible npcs Vaseline smeared from 360p so they stopped that
>games
They have none kek, sales is literally all these monkeys have
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:55:09 PM
No.719726787
>>719726715
What a shame.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:55:14 PM
No.719726797
>>719726609
Ok? It doesn't change the fact people will buy it in droves on Switch 2.
It might not make you buy the console, but millions of people will
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:55:23 PM
No.719726809
>>719727046
>>719726673
they've got time, its only been 3 months since launch
its been 5 years and PS5 still has less games than switch 2
even the PS2 took months before it had any game worth playing
>>719725870
Then explain why the n64 is fondly remembered instead the vastly more popular ps1?
I can argue the ps2 was a good console, because it has a great variety of games. I can give you that. But 1 console is not enough to make all of playstation's legacy good.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:55:57 PM
No.719726864
>>719726670
Mario is a good game though. If that anon wanted to prove his point that the ps5 was better, he should have posted a good game rather than a nikki minaj twerking sim.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:56:11 PM
No.719726880
>>719727036
>3 GAMES
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:56:21 PM
No.719726887
>>719726695
Considering how shit Scarlet and Violet ran on Switch 1, yes
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:56:28 PM
No.719726893
>>719727069
>>719726610
>OP is an assblasted tard crying about Switch 2 sales
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY ARE TENDIES TALKING ABOUT SALES?!?!?!?!?!?!?1
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:56:54 PM
No.719726936
>>719715170 (OP)
Zooms and alpha lack nostalgia
Young people are also poorer
PC has more options
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:57:01 PM
No.719726941
>>719726610
Eric's getting mad.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:57:11 PM
No.719726953
>>719727043
>>719726856
The n64 is fondly remembered by you cultists infesting this site. You might have had a better argument if you said GameCube since that at least had smash bros. The good one I mean.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:57:29 PM
No.719726973
>>719727297
>>719726735
I know you're just kinda throwing whatever IPs you can think of on there but I'd be interested in seeing another attempt at Ice Climber. I think back to DK98 and how well they expanded upon the original, it makes me think Ice Climber could get something neat like that as well.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:57:46 PM
No.719727002
>>719726629
All will be announced at the game awards. Screenshot this.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:57:47 PM
No.719727003
>>719723248
>w-w-who caaaaares about Switch 2 sales, i-i-it's so stupid you guys
it's selling really well though. It sold almost 6 million in the first month, best selling console in all/almost all markets in July, and I can't imagine it's doing too poorly in August.
And this is with 2 games out, and next month we're getting another Pokemon game, and then Christmas is obviously going to sell tons.
I don't see why you're pretending that it's selling like shit when it's breaking records for selling so well
>>719723894
Don't worry they have enough trannies samefagging and bumping peach, Zelda and Samus threads
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:58:09 PM
No.719727031
>>719718523
How many trunks of cars and spare apartment rooms do you have to fill scalperanon?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:58:11 PM
No.719727036
>>719726880
Remember when your poor meme attempt failed?
>>719726953
Ok, macaco.
ps is shit.
Nintendo WON
sony lost.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:58:19 PM
No.719727046
>>719727323
>>719726809
didnโt PS2 have like FFX, MGS2, DMC1, SH2 all like within the first year
>>719726893
Don't act like you famicunt niggers don't do this unprompted in every fucking thread about nintenjew regardless, I could fart and one of you sycophantic tendie kids would talk about how the switch 2 is muh fastest selling console. You're also sure on here shitposting a lot, why don't you go play some of your amazing tendie games on your awesome switch 2.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:58:53 PM
No.719727085
>>719726610
But the PS5 is selling like shit and that the reason Sony has gone third party, sales are important.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:58:54 PM
No.719727087
>>719727112
the 100$ chinkphone is more powerful and has more games than the switch 2 lol.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:59:05 PM
No.719727102
>>719715170 (OP)
I'm waiting for Metroid 4 and Pokemon Z-A
Feels like Switch 2 will come into its own in 2 years or so when the OLED version comes out
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:59:09 PM
No.719727108
I wonder how the guy who made "ONE GAME" feels about his shitpost mindbreaking snoys so badly that years later they still try to project it at everything else
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:59:10 PM
No.719727112
>>719727219
>>719727087
this was debunked
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:59:20 PM
No.719727123
>>719727069
Go cry to daddy Nintendeen
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:59:33 PM
No.719727140
>>719726610
>thread is about switch 2 sales supposedly slowing down
>nigger gets mad when people point it out to be complete saar-shit.
your mask slips at the simplest gust of wind.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:59:38 PM
No.719727149
>>719727025
People who get really mad at coomer art are infinitely worse than the people who post it self contained in their own threads. If you donโt like it just make your own. Why does it make you so angry?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:59:51 PM
No.719727159
>eric makes a thread
>eric got dunked on in the thread
This is brutal. Truly tendie board
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:00:04 PM
No.719727176
>>719727043
Playstation makes more operating profit than Nintendo.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:00:08 PM
No.719727182
>Eric has started to cry to the point he can't keep any of his characters straight anymore
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:00:16 PM
No.719727193
>>719727260
>>719727043
Youโre mind broken lmao
You deserve your mental illness and I hope you get a moment of clarity that lasts long enough to kill yourself someday.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:00:23 PM
No.719727204
>>719727491
>>719726856
You might have autism if you think the N64 is remembered better than the PS1
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:00:29 PM
No.719727215
>>719725592
>why are Nintendo's biggest fanboy anons Euroid ESLs now?
I know a lot of Yuros who didnโt even play Nintendo games until like 3 years ago because they found out about Midnaโs fat ass
That was literally all it took
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:00:31 PM
No.719727216
>>719717301
I SEE CUTE FEET :D
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:00:35 PM
No.719727219
>>719727112
it literally was not.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:00:50 PM
No.719727242
>>719727860
>>719727025
Now you bitches are jealous over our Nintendo waifus!
Love to see it.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:01:09 PM
No.719727259
>>719727337
>>719726856
youโre insane if you think PS1 wasnโt the home of legendary classic games. FF7-9, resident evil, silent hill, metal gear solid. Play some games or something before you spout nonsense
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:01:09 PM
No.719727260
>>719727341
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:01:25 PM
No.719727280
>>719723093
How do 3rd parties STILL keep getting caught with their pants down about nintendo console launches? How many "we totally didn't expect it to do well" moments do they have to endure before finally realizing that they should be making games for the platform?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:01:31 PM
No.719727287
>>719727069
Obsessed and projecting. Take your meds and go to bed, kid.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:01:35 PM
No.719727292
The numbers that were circulating weren't real.
Was stated in the Nintendo investor meeting, they have not released any numbers.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:01:39 PM
No.719727297
>>719726973
I mean I don't care what they decide to make new games of, Ice Climber would be fine. I'd be interested to see how they approached it too.
I'm just pointing out that they've made new games of approximately 0 of their IP, which seems like a strange decision when having games is so important. They have lots and lots of spare cash lying around, so you'd think they'd be making some games - it's not a matter of lack of capital or something
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:02:03 PM
No.719727323
>>719727714
>>719727046
the PS2 released in march, it wasn't until october that it finally started getting decent games like timesplitters and armored core 2
games like MGS 2 came out over a year after the console launched
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:02:04 PM
No.719727327
>>719727545
Speaking of sales, anyone want to buy a used Switch 2 for less than retail? I've been trying to sell it on ebay but no one wants it, not that I can blame them it's a pretty shit console and I have buyers remorse already lol just want to recuperate some of my loses.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:02:10 PM
No.719727336
>>719727580
Is this gonna just be the go-to narrative for every schizo now? Iโm seeing it with literally every game/console now
>oh no no no (thing) isnโt selling as much after opening day it must suck
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:02:10 PM
No.719727337
>>719727624
>>719727259
>All third parties
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:02:13 PM
No.719727341
>>719727260
Whatever you say thirdie
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:02:58 PM
No.719727403
>>719715170 (OP)
The console's reached a plateau for the time being. Expect sales boosts when Pokemon's 10th generation is announced on Pokemon Day next year (February 26th) when all of the Pokedrones finally have no choice but to buy a Switch 2 in order to keep up with their favorite dumpster fire.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:03:22 PM
No.719727432
This thread sucks.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:03:45 PM
No.719727464
>>719715170 (OP)
>NintenDeen
lol
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:04:03 PM
No.719727491
>>719727204
no realistically he lives in a little bubble and only owned an N64 and his friends had N64s. Itโs easy to pretend like a console wasnโt well received if you never owned one or didnโt know somebody who owned one. Or its autism lol
The only reason Switch 2 is selling so much is because of the stock surplus. Yes, sure, I'm Eric. You don't have to reply to me to tell me. You caught me.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:04:14 PM
No.719727509
>>719727563
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:04:22 PM
No.719727517
dogshite console that is not even good for weeboids anymore unlike the first switch.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:04:43 PM
No.719727545
>>719727327
Gonna probably have to knock the price down more unfortunately, sold one for 350, ate a big loss but no regrets as I turned that into a 9060 xt
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:04:51 PM
No.719727559
>>719727750
>>719724834
>Even MicroSHIT has 60 billion USD in debt
yeah, it's a fortune 20 company worth almost 4 trillion dollars. It's debt to income ratio is ridiculous. Sony is worth less than 200bil with 40bil of debt.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:04:55 PM
No.719727563
>>719727509
>another snoy meme port
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:05:06 PM
No.719727580
>>719727336
It's especially funny when PS5 was at 2.5 million after 2 days and 3.4 million after 4 weeks. What a collapse.
And atill a half of Switch 2's sales in the same time frame
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:05:41 PM
No.719727624
>>719727337
I never said they were first party. Since you were born in 2008 Iโll remind you that at the time PS1 was the only place to play them. Itโs ridiculous to say a console with such heavy hitting software was โalways shitโ and before you even say it I donโt even own a PS1 until like 2003 and was also the n64 kid
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:05:54 PM
No.719727642
George Cappacio got arrested again.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:06:13 PM
No.719727670
>>719723853
>Bosses that just throw out MMO AOEs for a few seconds and then die in two hits
>Level design doesnโt matter because of destruction
>Increasing DPS on enemies means listening to constant Pauline sound vomit
>UE3 visuals with all levels draped in a sickly green, blue, or orange haze
>Somehow this took the Odyssey team 8 years to make
No oneโs talking about it because itโs overhyped garbage
The K. Rool reveal is the best thing about the game and itโs a fuckinโ cutscene
Why are so many Snoys Indians?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:06:50 PM
No.719727714
>>719727323
Well then I stand corrected. I didnโt have a ps2 until like 2003 so I donโt know what the launch looked like
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:06:52 PM
No.719727716
>>719729754
>>719715408
Second post worst post. Good job!
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:07:21 PM
No.719727750
>>719728065
>>719727559
Why does Microsoft have to borrow 60 billion? Are they broke?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:08:00 PM
No.719727790
>>719727826
>>719727676
Japan is Indian now
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:08:24 PM
No.719727820
>>719727069
Honestly this. For every thread shotting on Switch 2 I haven't seen any defenses beyond "muh 6 million sales". And when they arent perking off sales they're doing nintendo direct prediction threads. Its clear as day that there isn't enough substantial to play on Switch 2, so sales figures is all they have.
MKW could become the best selling game in the series but I don't think anyone would say its the best one
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:08:27 PM
No.719727826
>>719727790
kek. weebfags btfo.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:08:57 PM
No.719727860
>>719728084
>>719727242
Here is our new waifu.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:09:12 PM
No.719727874
>>719728054
>>719723760
I might copy these videos but just ai them with a pro nintendo agenda, that way the retards thinking it's nintendo hate will consume it and make me money
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:09:21 PM
No.719727886
>>719720678
Onion Kong is better than Straight Road Kart
>>719727492
You almost had a coherent thought.
Yes, it sold well because there was a lot of stock, BUT you don't ship a lot of stock if there is no demand. (Case in point: retailers shipping Wii Us back to Nintendo).
Nintendo knew 8 months before release that the demand was huge and started mass production much earlier than usual to meet it.
Why didn't Sony, or Microsoft?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:10:43 PM
No.719727981
>>719727676
Deep discounts after a week
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:10:54 PM
No.719728003
>>719728225
>>719727890
>Why didn't Sony, or Microsoft?
Because Sony/Microsoft didn't use 5 year old hardware and wasn't immediately outdated on release
>>719727492
its still selling out faster than they can make the things
nintendo has even made public apologies that they can't meet the demand for switch 2s
>>719727874
Post here when you do so I can be sure to report your channel so Nintendo copyright strikes you. Don't leech off Nintendo asshole.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:11:44 PM
No.719728065
>>719728612
>>719727750
>Why does Microsoft have to borrow 60 billion?
Good question actually.
I know you're just baiting because you have no personality, but I don't know how big ass companies work so I'm also interested on why a 4 trillion dollar company that brings in about a quarter of a trillion dollars annually would have debt.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:11:54 PM
No.719728084
>>719727860
OUHHHH BANANA
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:12:05 PM
No.719728102
>>719728054
What is wrong with tendies?
WiiU Syndrome:
>too small launch library
>reissue games
>name confusion โwe have Switch at home!โ
>die-hard fans early adopt, then sales dropt
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:13:29 PM
No.719728224
>>719727890
Because Xbox and Sony cpus and gpus weren't dug up in a Taiwanese landfill I'd imagine and there was a massive chip shortage back during Kung flu.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:13:29 PM
No.719728225
>>719728003
They do.
T239 in Switch 2 was taped out in 2022.
Internal MS timeline that was leaked during the Activision trial for the next Xbox shows the SoC being taped out 3 years before launch.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:13:30 PM
No.719728226
>>719723248
100% the switch2 is going to end up selling more than the ps5
>>719715828
It's been like this since the FORUM DAYS of Yore. Basically people that have lost their way focus on things like politics or companies, they don't work for them, they are shitty k-mart employees but there they are, giving their professional input on completely irrelevant babble.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:13:48 PM
No.719728247
>>719728129
>name confusion โwe have Switch at home!โ
That didn't stop Super Nintendo or the Gameboy line of systems.
>>719728047
You just making shit up? It's in-stock and read for immediately shipment on Walmart and Best Buy
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:15:08 PM
No.719728337
>>719728047
No it isn't there's 100s nearby for me in stock and I live in a mid size metro
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:15:11 PM
No.719728340
>>719723853
>doesn't exist
Might as well not, nobody cares.
>doesn't matter.
It really doesn't, nobody cares.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:15:22 PM
No.719728352
>>719728129
>More games than Switch had on launch
>More brand new games than Switch had on launch
>Everybody knows what 2 means
>It's still outselling Switch two to one after 3 months
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:15:55 PM
No.719728383
>>719728479
EVERYONE had switch 1 to play BOTW. Far less people boughted Switch 2 or are in the fence about it due to not being able to afford one or lacking lineup. No matter how you slice it there was far more positive buzz around the first switch than this one. That might not show just yet in sales numbers but believe me my friend it will in 2 weeks
>>719728253
>snoy refuses to accept basic fact
>>719724236
>My wife's boyfriend told me so.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:16:32 PM
No.719728426
>>719728054
it from employee buybacks it and debted it used kehenboughted blizzard; Microsoft makes 70 billion in 1 quarter to they can pay back easily
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:16:46 PM
No.719728445
>>719728405
At least he has a wife, incel.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:17:00 PM
No.719728463
>>719728921
>>719715408
It's true, why the fuck would I buy a new console when there's nothing to play on it. Especially one that's overpriced and underpowered. Nintendo seems to have forgotten that the only reason people give them leeway with their shitty weak consoles is because of the GAMES, which there are none to speak of at the moment. New smash Bros would fix all this but Sakurai is checked out.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:17:11 PM
No.719728479
>>719728710
>>719728383
Mario Kart 8 sold 2x more than BotW.
People are buying Switch 2 to play MK World and it's selling two times faster than Switch.
>>719728253
They'll be gone when Christmas gets into full swing.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:17:23 PM
No.719728497
>>719728626
>>719728392
Probably talking about Japan where the console is actually priced correctly, retard. It's not out of stock in USA.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:17:32 PM
No.719728508
>>719728621
>>719723853
The Switch 2โs Knack
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:17:57 PM
No.719728547
>>719728405
>seething snoys turn on one of their own when reality is too much for their cope to cover up
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:18:12 PM
No.719728565
>>719721143
8 Deluxe selling as much as it did convinced Nintendo otherwise and is probably a double edged sword now that MKW isnโt having the same staying power
Just wait until Smash 6 and how a lot of folks will easily compare it to Ultimate.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:18:13 PM
No.719728567
>>719730116
>>719728405
>The guy who's been providing official US numbers for 2 decades doesn't count now!
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:18:53 PM
No.719728612
>>719728065
Why doesn't Nintendo have to borrow money?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:18:54 PM
No.719728613
>>719728738
>>719728486
>They'll be gone when Christmas gets into full swing.
Considering the big holiday game is a Kirby spinoff and a Pokemon spinoff Switch 1 port bundle, I doubt it.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:18:58 PM
No.719728621
>>719730096
>>719728508
>old man shows his age.
Kekekekeke
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:19:03 PM
No.719728626
>>719728497
still fuming that no one believed your photo, fagtanga?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:19:04 PM
No.719728627
>>719728771
>early adopters have their systems
>very few system seller games out
>3rd party offerings are more in line with last, assume that most people have played them already
>higher price point compared to switch 1
>price closer to base ps5 which has most of the 3rd party titles already
Based on the fact that the switch 1 was an 8 year old console when the 2 came out, I'd wager they are just building momentum slowly.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:20:19 PM
No.719728710
>>719729014
>>719728479
Its front-loaded. The fanboys bought it faster because there were more switch owners than wii u ones but there is going to be a cut off point with the larger more casual audience who doesn't care.
And we have to remember that once MKW bundle is over then the game is $80 on top of the price if the console itself. It has no chance of doing as well as deluxe did in its lifetime, especially if they leave the game in the state its in with no major updates soon
>>719728613
Normies love pokemon.
Metroid will satisfy the core Nintendo base.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:21:08 PM
No.719728771
>>719728627
>price closer to base ps5 which has most of the 3rd party titles already
not with the rate sony keeps raising the price of PS5s
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:21:32 PM
No.719728803
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:21:51 PM
No.719728832
>>719729114
>>719715170 (OP)
too expensive for too little a step up from switch 1
game cartridges being glorified QR card holders is also insulting
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:22:20 PM
No.719728861
>>719723853
Because everyone who played it said it fucking sucked, especially after we got Astro Bot last year which pushed 3D platformers forward in difficulty and level design.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:22:34 PM
No.719728880
>>719728738
These are both Switch 1 games
>>719728738
Arceus didn't sell that hot and besides it's out on the switch 1, this isnt a console mover.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:22:40 PM
No.719728893
>>719721181
Agreed, those Wii Us can be modded and become a whole catalog full of games old and retro
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:23:04 PM
No.719728921
>>719729147
>>719728463
But there's like four exclusive games on this thing already, including an enormous open world platformer.
>Indians are paid to say shit, not to make sense or argue facts
>>719728710
You've been saying that since launch
>Boo hoo it will bomb!
>Ok, it broke all records in first 3 days, but it's front loaded!
>Ok, it broke all records in first 4 weeks, but it's front loaded!
>Ok, it broke all records in first 8 weeks, but it's front loaded!
>*You are here*
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:24:13 PM
No.719729016
>>719729193
>>719728738
Metroid has never sold well. Its an internet darling game
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:24:16 PM
No.719729021
>>719729217
>>719715170 (OP)
it's Shittendo.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:24:52 PM
No.719729061
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:25:32 PM
No.719729114
>>719728832
thankfully only the retarded third parties are dumb enough to use the game keys and they're getting punished for it
first party and actually smart devs just put their games on real carts and get sales
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:25:33 PM
No.719729119
>>719729014
I will die on that hill. Switch will not succeed long term
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:25:52 PM
No.719729147
>>719729292
>>719728921
Man is this what Nintendo exclusives are like? If so I deeply regret my purchase, I didn't grow up with Nintendo like a lot of you did but no offense these exclusives have been boring and bad. If this level of quality is all I have to look forward to then yikes.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:26:19 PM
No.719729181
>>719727676
Because Sony is balls deep inside of India. So every time you're called by a scam caller or you see a jeet ruining any online space, be sure to thank Sony for it.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:26:22 PM
No.719729184
>>719732889
>>719728392
I literally just went on target.com and can get either the console or the MK bundle shipped to me by Monday. what the fuck are you rambling about
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:26:25 PM
No.719729187
>>719732992
>>719715170 (OP)
No games
Underpowered
Overpriced
Censored games
Too many troons in the fanbase
Lacklustre Mario Kart after waiting a decade
Wokey Kong Bananza lol
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:26:30 PM
No.719729193
>>719729016
Your mom is an internet darling game.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:26:51 PM
No.719729217
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:27:02 PM
No.719729229
>>719729139
Make sure to film it so we can all have a good laugh.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:27:05 PM
No.719729234
>>719728881
Arceus was sandwiched between Diamond and Pearl remakes and Scarlet and Violet announcement with a single month to itself, it didn't have online battles like Z-A and it didn't have a bundle
>>719729014
>>Boo hoo it will bomb!
>>Ok, it broke all records in first 3 days, but it's front loaded!
>>Ok, it broke all records in first 4 weeks, but it's front loaded!
>>Ok, it broke all records in first 8 weeks, but it's front loaded!
>>*You are here*
>>Ok, it broke all records in first 20 weeks, but it's front loaded!
>>Ok, it broke all records in first 30 weeks, but it's front loaded!
>>Ok, it's starting to fall behind at 40 weeks, but it's still slightly ahead
>>Ok, it's behind at 50 weeks but they haven't even released Pokemon or Animal Crossing yet
ftfy
>>719728486
Kirby air riders is not a system seller and the original pokemon legends was outsold by the shit ass D/P remakes
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:27:45 PM
No.719729292
>>719729147
you wouldn't know, because you haven't played them.
>>719715170 (OP)
its only a matter of time before some Japanese autist gets mad at Nintendo's anti-consoomerism and plants a bomb at their headquarters in Kyoto, Nintendo just thinks they go full anti-consoomer and people will just tolerate it
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:27:59 PM
No.719729313
>>719729139
>Switch
Calm down Eric. You are so assblasted and mad that forgot to put 2 in the sentence. Type slowly.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:28:32 PM
No.719729353
>>719729573
Genuinely impressive that the PS5 had so much more hype than Switch 2 at launch online. Switch 2 did have a really lacking launch lineup in comparison though.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:28:50 PM
No.719729376
>>719728738
Metroid isnโt as popular as the internet leads you to believe. Itโs not selling consoles
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:28:53 PM
No.719729380
>>719729586
>>719729248
This sound exactly like the snoy cope did with the switch and PS4.
Switch is the best selling console of all time, btw
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:29:04 PM
No.719729406
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:29:46 PM
No.719729443
>>719729579
>>719729139
anon Switch has sold 153 million units, it has been 8 years of total ass blasting for you.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:29:54 PM
No.719729456
>>719729785
>>719728054
if a faggot is making fake propaganda videos and making money off it then yea im going to straight up rob his videos and repurpose them, got a problem? cry about it
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:30:23 PM
No.719729494
>>719729610
>>719729265
To be fair legends was released in January for some retarded reason and didn't have a cross release with a new console. But I agree that its not going to do the numbers a new generation would
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:30:33 PM
No.719729502
>>719729672
>>719715170 (OP)
I'll be interested to see how he spins the holiday sales when it breaks records.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:30:38 PM
No.719729507
>>719723610
Based, fuck PlayStation and fuck Xbox. Feels good to see both die, Microsoft thinking their OEM Xbox handhelds can beat the Steam Deck including the Steam Deck 2. Can't wait for the Deck 2 stump Xbox into the ground once and for all. Switch 2 will finally put an end to the PlayStation once it crushes the PS6.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:31:11 PM
No.719729557
>>719729306
You are talking about Arabs. Arabs do that bombing shit. When the Japs get mad at you, they stop buying your product... OH WAIT!!!!
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:31:20 PM
No.719729573
>>719729865
>>719729353
it did? the only person I know who has a PS5 besides myself got one last year, it was completely fucking dead in the water over here in Europe and the price hiking is just making it way worse.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:31:25 PM
No.719729579
>>719729443
Im talking about Switch 2 tho, the more expensive one
>>719728405
Thousands of tweets about Switch 2 sales, and people pick a guy who looks like this...
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:31:36 PM
No.719729586
>>719729380
>Switch is the best selling console of all time, btw
It also cost $150 less and had a Lite version that was $220 less. The games were also $10-$20 cheaper.
>>719729494
True. Itโs not comparable but I remember being bummed out that Arceus got outsold by D/P because it had a semblance of a good game
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:31:54 PM
No.719729617
>>719729725
>>719729248
Are you seriously reading tea leaves to predict what will happen in 3 fucking years with the basis of your projection being FUCK NEENTENDOOO?
Do you understand how deranged you look?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:32:23 PM
No.719729642
>>719729306
anon Nintendo is like a deity in Japan, what you want is a horde of sandniggers to pillage and rape the island nation in order to stop nintendos evil aryan reign.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:32:25 PM
No.719729646
>>719729306
still waiting for any proof of these "anti-consumer" things nintendo is supposedly doing
is it charging money for a product?
not letting people used hacked devices to cheat in online?
is it not forcing random devs to make a new f-zero game?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:32:30 PM
No.719729651
>>719729926
>>719729248
>Ok, it's behind at 50 weeks but they haven't even released Pokemon or Animal Crossing yet
new pokemon next month, anon
>>719729502
Breaking records with what? Fucking kirby?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:33:28 PM
No.719729725
>>719730136
>>719729617
>3 fucking years
Do you think 50 weeks is 3 years? Ok, you are retarded. Please do not respond to me again until you pass first grade.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:33:34 PM
No.719729731
>>719724314
>of course Snoy are going to have money left over to pay off 30 billion dollars of debt they have
Is this why Microsoft is also doing this, it's not just because of AI, lol?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:33:35 PM
No.719729735
I own one but haven't actually played anything on it yet.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:33:50 PM
No.719729754
>>719715170 (OP)
All the sycophants bought it day one.
>>719727716
Cope
>>719729456
You're not a real Nintendo fan, just another grifter. All profits off Nintendo IP must go to Nintendo.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:34:13 PM
No.719729795
>>719729584
>People pick the guy who's been providing official US sales data for decades and not Nintendeen or Asmonglod? WHAT THE HECK???
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:34:39 PM
No.719729831
>>719729584
he got picked because he spent the past 5 years damage controlling for sony as the PS5 flopped
so him being forced to praise the switch 2 is funny
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:35:11 PM
No.719729865
>>719729573
At least on Reddit I remember everyone was insanely excited. Meanwhile the only posts now that get a lot of traction there are about Nintendoโs anti-consumer behavior.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:35:20 PM
No.719729886
>>719729265
To be fair, the last numbers, the D/P remakes were only 60k higher than Arceus. It literally only sold more because it was a remake of a game people already loved. Arceus has still done 15m.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:35:46 PM
No.719729920
>>719730306
>>719729248
>even in cope post, he admits that it will continue to break all records for 7 months
>before falling off and becoming irrelevant for no reason before hitting 1 year
interesting analysis anon
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:35:48 PM
No.719729926
>>719730026
>>719729651
Pokemon ZA is a shitty spinoff and is not exclusive.
>>719729672
Yes. And Metroid.
>>719729785
so true
lets report nintendeen and the other AI sloptubers that doompost about nintendo to try make money by using nintendo characters
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:36:43 PM
No.719730003
>>719729962
Again, Metroid is niche
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:36:46 PM
No.719730007
>>719729785
This, guy sounds like Eric.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:36:55 PM
No.719730026
>>719730216
>>719729926
>spinoff
made in-house by GF and is main series
>not exclusive
fair, but it'll still move consoles
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:37:19 PM
No.719730053
>>719730370
>>719724834
Holy shit! This is why Sony and Microsoft are dropping out. Nintendo and Valve knew this which is why they went for a different strategy for their hardware. Sony and Microsoft are fucked, good riddance. Hope they sell off their IPs and studios.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:37:50 PM
No.719730091
>>719729672
By just fucking existing. The Switch was selling bananas through 2018 when there was absolutely nothing. This holiday has a Pokemon game, and a bundle as well.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:37:50 PM
No.719730096
>>719728621
donkey kong is older you 36 year old retard
>>719728567
>official US numbers
>here's a ranking with no numbers at all, where some games don't have digital sales
THANK YOU MATT PIZZERIA WE'D BE LOST WITHOUT YOU
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:38:10 PM
No.719730127
>>719729962
Iโll eat my shoe if Metroid is out before Christmas
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:38:17 PM
No.719730136
>>719730306
>>719729725
Ok, I've read it as 'months'. Good job finding an irrelevant point to deflect to.
Doesn't change the fact you are predicting IT WILL SLOW DOWN IN 10 MONTHS BECAUSE I HATE NINTENDO YOU WILL SEE with zero data to back it up.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:39:11 PM
No.719730216
>>719730629
>>719730026
>main series
no it isnโt. Itโs a spin off with the โlegendsโ moniker. The main series is red/blue black/white etc. I know Iโm arguing semantics but legends isnโt main line
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:39:16 PM
No.719730225
>>719726629
All of those are coming, baby
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:39:17 PM
No.719730228
pEdoRIC is an admitted dog rapist by the way.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:39:35 PM
No.719730243
>>719729967
I do, I report anyone who talks bad about Nintendo as well as anyone who tries to profit off their IP. Protect Nintendo.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:39:40 PM
No.719730250
>>719730116
>He's so mad he is denying the same model he has been using in his seethe posts
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:40:25 PM
No.719730306
>>719730653
>>719729920
>>719730136
>he thinks I'm just making up numbers
Switch 1 was constantly out of stock for 7 months, so this is most likely when the gap will start to narrow before Switch 2 ends up falling behind.
> IT WILL SLOW DOWN
I did not say it will slow down, but as Switch 1 becomes more available in the same timeframe it will catch up and Switch 2 falls behind. Common sense.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:41:02 PM
No.719730353
>>719730116
"Selling 75% faster than Switch" and "outselling PS5 in July and year to date in units and dollar sales" are pretty concrete data points that completely destroy the cope in OP.
>>719730053
Both those idiots are neck deep in debt caused by pissing money away on dead consoles. Now the Jews want their money back plus interest, so both have to resort to going third party and cancelling games.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:41:22 PM
No.719730381
>>719730116
>snoy spends YEARS posting those numbers that only count revenue, and openly state they leave out nintendo numbers to make sony look better
>snoy loses his mind trying to discredit those same numbers when switch 2 wins anyway
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:41:48 PM
No.719730410
>>719730676
>>719715170 (OP)
nintendeen is my favorite nintendo slop ranter
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:41:59 PM
No.719730421
>>719729967
To be frank, at the current zeal he's going at, he's likely to find himself in trouble sooner rather than later.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:44:40 PM
No.719730629
>>719730735
>>719730216
>I know Iโm arguing semantics but legends isnโt main line
So, for what it's worth, I agree with you, but TPC says it's main line. Literally until Arceus, all spin offs were handled by different companies. There is also huge autism about it's Logo which is for some reason important, and it's the same logo as the main line games like Red and Blue and Scarlet and Violet and shit like that.
tl;dr despite being under a different name since it's made by Game Freak they say it's main line.
If you think that's dumb and not what main line means then join the club but you're arguing with the wrong dude, take it up with Pokemon themselves.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:45:02 PM
No.719730653
>>719730928
>>719730306
Cool. Too bad my post
>>719729014 was never comparing Switch 2 to Switch 1 in the first place.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:45:20 PM
No.719730676
>>719730410
Fuck off nintendeen
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:45:50 PM
No.719730723
>>719730896
>>719730370
This is either going to end with both killing their AAA ventures and going AA, outsourcing their games, or just dropping out of the game industry entirely. Doesn't matter what choice they make, their era and influence in gaming is over and it will scare any other major big corporation that has never made a video game from entering this industry. Thanks Jews.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:46:00 PM
No.719730735
>>719730629
huhโฆ.well that IS dumb
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:46:39 PM
No.719730787
>>719730885
>>719730370
Sony even with their debt still has more assets than debt, and more money than Nintendo.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:48:03 PM
No.719730885
>>719731075
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:48:11 PM
No.719730896
>>719731389
>>719730723
Why couldn't they have a steady stream of non-Triple As to keep the money going. Nintendo does it and have great success with it.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:48:45 PM
No.719730928
>>719730653
Ok, a little deduction means that if it falls behind Switch 1 after a year it will no longer be breaking any records anymore. Let's use some common sense, please.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:48:51 PM
No.719730935
>>719723894
Nigger you started the thread with fake sales freak out you dumb fucking abomination of a human
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:50:56 PM
No.719731064
>>719715170 (OP)
>NintenDeen
get that trash off the board immediately
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:51:09 PM
No.719731075
>>719730885
That is nothing
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:51:54 PM
No.719731135
>>719715170 (OP)
>Wait, what happened?
Someone uploaded a youtube video
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:53:24 PM
No.719731248
>>719715170 (OP)
The manchildren already bought it, the rest (normal people and children) will wait until it's cheaper and/or it get more games.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:55:33 PM
No.719731389
>>719733262
>>719730896
Sony and Microsoft always hated video games. Their goal was to get it away from kids and nerds and turn it into a major entertainment all-in-one device instead of just being fun game machines like Nintendo's consoles. Sony wanted to also do this with handhelds but failed. The game market is now reverting to the direction it was supposed to head towards without Sony's and Microsoft's involvement which was just Nintendo and PC gaming, but PC will be under Valve with their Steam. Indies and AAs are the future of gaming.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:01:33 PM
No.719731836
>>719715170 (OP)
Like with modern Hollywood, the manchildren who buy these things buy them in the first few weeks and then sales drop off a cliff edge.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:02:17 PM
No.719731880
>>719724601
You're right, reviewers and game journalists should have to buy a game from companies before it releases so they can write their review.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:02:41 PM
No.719731907
>>719726468
>It's nothing but shitty kiddie sequel games.
you could say this about literally any nintendo console over any period of time
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:04:19 PM
No.719732042
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:07:31 PM
No.719732301
>>719723894
>makes a thread about sales
>WTF STOP TALKING ABOUT SALES
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:08:41 PM
No.719732380
>>719723894
Name a notable game released in 2025 that isn't a live service platform like Fortnite or Roblox that has maintained relevancy for longer than a month or two.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:08:54 PM
No.719732397
>>719729610
>but I remember being bummed out that Arceus got outsold by D/P because it had a semblance of a good game
Arceus is absolute dogshit and the fact we didn't get proper remakes for that piece of shit is what bums me out.
games are weirdly the most and least they've ever cost to make
peak > dk bananza
and idk what happened with mario kart, i assume it still has its core audience
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:10:26 PM
No.719732514
>>719729610
Arceus sold like ass because they sandwiched it between BDSP (meaning the junkies had their annual fix) AND the month before Pokemon Day, meaning Arceus would near-instantly be usurped in relevancy by the announcement of Scarlet and Violet, telling people "HEY, DON'T SPEND YOUR MONEY ON THIS, WAIT FOR THE REAL GAME!"
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:11:46 PM
No.719732616
>>719715170 (OP)
>nintendeen
stopped reading there.
you lost and got gaped.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:12:41 PM
No.719732689
>>719732832
>>719732401
>i assume it still has its core audience
Barely. You can never find a full lobby
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:13:53 PM
No.719732771
>>719732401
It does, don't let the internet fool you into thinking it's a dead game.
Some people are just wholly burnt out on Mario Kart 8 after playing it for a decade, even if it is the more content-rich game, and they're going to get the most out of World while they can.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:13:58 PM
No.719732779
>>719720316
Why the fuck do you think?
You dumb naive cunt
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:14:39 PM
No.719732832
>>719732891
>>719732689
Still peddling that lie, faggot ?
>$90 gaymes
>$500 tablet
Why did it flop?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:15:24 PM
No.719732889
>>719729184
>i can reserve a system and pick it up in a week! that means it's in stock right now!!
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:15:24 PM
No.719732891
>>719733348
>>719732832
you are the faggot for letting nintendo fuck you in the ass
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:15:34 PM
No.719732901
>>719732862
poor people couldn't afford it
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:15:45 PM
No.719732917
>>719732862
thats more accurate to PS5 game prices and the PS portal thingy.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:17:06 PM
No.719732992
>>719733205
>>719729187
>No games
>Censored games
>Lacklustre Mario Kart after waiting a decade
>Wokey Kong Bananza lol
?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:17:37 PM
No.719733037
>>719733275
>>719729306
They're selling the Switch 2 to their Japanese customers at it's actual fair price of $330. It's everyone else that they're treating like shit
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:17:54 PM
No.719733052
>>719723240
religion and worship always exists in some form or another regardless of age.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:19:22 PM
No.719733180
>>719715828
>go on site for societal losers
>finds out why they are
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:19:45 PM
No.719733205
>>719733389
>>719732992
>no games
He means "very few exclusives".
>censored games
He means "what the industry as a whole has been doing for the past decade now".
>lackluster Mario Kart
He fails to realize Mario Kart World was never going to live up to the sheer amount of content Mario Kart 8 Deluxe has accumulated over the past literal decade, and also fails to realize Mario Kart World will be in a similar state by the end of the Switch 2's lifespan that the Mario Kart after THAT will have even bigger shoes to live up to.
>Wokey Kong
Pure garbage noise that's yet another way to say "thing I don't like" without actually elaborating why he dislikes it. Alternatively, he's too lazy to say "I hate Nu-Donkey Kong because it's not the Rare Era Donkey Kong I grew up with".
>>719724493
>>719724658
The weird hate some of you queers have for Sony is unsettling.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:20:25 PM
No.719733262
>>719733379
>>719731389
>Sony and Microsoft always hated video games.
yeah and nintendo loves video games by pattening mounts when they wasn't even 1st just alot of nip jews hiding behind jew jews
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:20:36 PM
No.719733275
>>719733037
>It's everyone else that they're treating like shit
you're literally the only one crying.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:21:38 PM
No.719733348
>>719732891
Faggot can't stop thinking about gay sex. As usual for snoytrannies
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:22:02 PM
No.719733379
>>719733520
>>719733262
Congrats, you figured it out! No one's loved videogames since the era of passion projects that basement dwellers shared with each other whenever they met up at one of their basements stopped being a thing.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:22:12 PM
No.719733389
>>719733205
>list "no games"
>then go and list "censored games", MKW and Bananza.
so it has games.
>>719732357
it's continuing to break records. It's sales aren't as high as they were because it's no longer BRAND new, but is still selling millions weekly. They're making it sound like it's selling 10 copies but it's not only selling more than all other consoles combined it's probably still selling better than any other console in history.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:23:42 PM
No.719733496
>>719733592
>>719732357
>NintenDeen
nope.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:24:03 PM
No.719733520
>>719733379
bro I am still buying ps4 games till I get all the games I went then move onto 5 and everything I buy is used or limited editions at a decent price
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:24:19 PM
No.719733534
>>719733720
>>719733412
Also, it's due another massive sales kick when Pokemon's 10th generation and 30th anniversary celebration comes around next year, especially when there's a bundle.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:25:09 PM
No.719733592
>>719733715
>>719733496
I trust him more than /v/ frankly
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:25:28 PM
No.719733612
>>719733240
they're just fun to beat up on
also they chose to make gay propaganda instead of games
also their fans are incredibly obnoxious and brown; see OP
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:25:34 PM
No.719733618
>>719716452
I realized there was no reason to own a Switch 2 way before the Switch 2 is released.
Am I a genius or are people just retarded?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:26:02 PM
No.719733651
>>719733412
>but is still selling millions weekly
monthly*
it's probably not selling 2+ million a week, got my words jumbled.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:27:04 PM
No.719733715
>>719733592
you're an actual retard then. or you're actually nintendeen which would make you double retarded.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:27:09 PM
No.719733720
>>719733534
>pokemon next month
>Christmas in december
>gen 10 next year
I'd be shocked if this console didn't do well at least until 2027
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:27:21 PM
No.719733738
>>719716452
Nintendo's last big deal game was TOTK in 2023, and both bananaz and MKW were leftover Switch 1 projects. They have nothing to show after all this time
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:28:33 PM
No.719733820
>>719733934
>>719716452
>No fucking games. A brand new console should not be drip feeding shit like this.
but why it was okay when Sony did it with the PS5?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:28:42 PM
No.719733832
>>719733240
they're annoying and it's fun to make fun of annoying people. Probably the same reason these people make 100 nintendo threads a day and the loser who uploads 3 nintendo videos a day to his YT. Only real difference is Sony is actually doing bad and people claiming Switch 2 has no legs are pretending to be retarded
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:29:11 PM
No.719733865
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:30:07 PM
No.719733934
>>719733820
>but why it was okay when Sony did it with the PS5?
>nintendo has 2 games a month after launch
>PS5 has 2 games after 5 years
as soon as Nintendo gets its third game it's officially better than Sony lol
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:30:19 PM
No.719733953
>>719733412
it's still sold out in most of places btw.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:33:20 PM
No.719734154
>>719734259
>>719733240
I don't hate Sony, I hate their fans.
to prove that, here's a cap of a Sony game that I pre-ordered on my Switch. yes, I'm brazilian.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:35:00 PM
No.719734259
>>719734154
>I don't hate Sony, I hate their fans.
unfortunately it's the same thing at this point
I hope Sony goes bankrupt just to see their fans sad
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:35:45 PM
No.719734318
>>719734521
>>719715170 (OP)
Wii U sold well initially too
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:38:39 PM
No.719734521
>>719734318
it didn't though.