Thread 719724828

Thanks.

Meh

it's gonna be shit

Better than the last girl

>>719724828 (OP)
wanked to her a few times back in the day, maybe I will do so again. shan't be watching this tho

>>719724828 (OP)
Thats a man

>>719724828 (OP)
I hate how whiny her voice sounds
>>719724975
my door has bigger tits than her

>>719724828 (OP)
Passed over hunter schafer yet again. It's getting obvious.

Here's you're Lara Croft bro

>>719724828 (OP)
I'm sure she'll be showing as little skin as possible, but in this case, that's probably a good thing with this andro looking thing.

i dun wan it

>>719726112
post your door

>>719724828 (OP)
She looks sickly. Is she alright?

>>719726215
this is a recent pic

>>719726919
Why is she dressed like a jester?

>>719724828 (OP)
are they going to pad her bra?

>>719726904
Probably did the face fat removal that celebs and the rich love even though most sane people look at them and recoil in disgust.

>>719726993
have you seen modern fashion in the UK?

>>719724975
Would

>>719726993
Fashion. Or something.

>>719726993
Why aren't you?

this is the retard that got married in her early 20s

>>719726706
My door doesn't consent to having its nudes posted online, sorry bud.

wait, they had the opportunity to finally cast a latina in a latina role and they chose some dry old blonde bitch instead????????????

>>719726919
Bro... she's only 29. I can't believe she walled so bad already

>>719727207
Would it hurt her to eat once in a while?

she looks like one of my friends when he crossdresser when drunk

>>719727409
>laura croft
>latina
????????????

>>719726919
>>719727207
>>719727417
Wait this is 29? Damn, bri'ish genes are no joke.

>>719727409
Lara Croft is white lil macaco

>>719724828 (OP)
Are they allergic to casting tits for this role? WOKE is not dead until Lara Croft has a big hefty rack again.

She is a terrible actress, when I watched GOT I sped up everytime she appeared because of how bad her acting was

>>719724828 (OP)
someone explain whats wrong with this to me? lara croft is a british lady. did you want a black transexual or something?

>>719726215
is this bad lipstick or did she bogged herself?

>>719724975
exercise is a disease and a sin. why do hot babes always ruin their bodies like this? season 3-5 of got was peak sophie for me.

>>719727854
Yes

>>719727706
>>719727565
she was never white in anygame incarnation

why is she blonde

>>719728343
that's her natural hair color

>tattoos
>bucal fat removal
>weightlifting
women are such a meme, they literally fall for every single thing

>>719729010
>fat
>anti-semite
>racist
>chud
>shitposter
you ain't in no position to talk

>>719728176
Retard.

How hard could it be to find an actress who actually looked like the 360 era games, even 2013?

>>719724828 (OP)
How do you turn 'er?

>>719729085
womeme

I'm just surprised she isn't black or trans.

God Tier

Jolie

Good Tier

Driver

Shit Tier

Vikander
Turner
Atwell

>>719724828 (OP)
>tall
>snobby
>terminally english
Not terrible casting although she doesn't have the sex appeal of Lara and needs a tan

Should've got Sweet Anita

>>719727417
Multiple kids and a failed marriage will do that to you.

>>719729623
Elder God tier

>>719727703
She was a notorious pisshead even during GoT.
Getting shitfaced daily for years on end in the single best way to completely fuck up any chance of aging gracefully, and that’s on the very generous assumption she was only on alcohol. This is by design, incidentally. Starlets get pressured into it so they’re forced to get cosmetic procedures, which are naturally expensive and force them to keep acting rather than just fuck off with their money. This in turn forces them to spend more maintaining a hollywood lifestyle, which puts even more financial pressure on them, until they’re effectively an indentured servant.

Something similar happened to Brendan Fraser.

>>719726919
Professional photoshoot photoshopped and flattering.

Versus a red carpet event of her just being photographed how she actually looks.

>>719729848
elder alright

>>719724828 (OP)
>Tomb Raider
How much of a boomer faggot do you have to be to even care about this shit anymore

>>719726919
my 50 year old mother looks younger than her
holy shit

>>719729906
Irrelevant. Both are un-natural looks. And one is like 5 years old.

>>719724828 (OP)
>slag in her 40's
>Lara Croft
lel

>>719729738
Looks like Fat Lara Croft lost a fight with Freddy Krueger from the look of those arms.

>>719726919
>>719726215
do they switch them with somebody else in holywood?

>>719729918
That's a very good question
Even the latest game is 7 years old now and it was horrible. The reboot trilogy didn't do much for the series

I miss them..

>>719724828 (OP)
>no ass.
>NFL shoulders
>already 10 years past her prime

>>719726919
She looks nice for being 49

>>719726919
>J

>W

what does her wrist tattoo mean?

>small tits
>not brunette
lol

>>719724828 (OP)
is that sansa

>>719730190
jewish whore

>>719724828 (OP)
how the fuck do people even find time to watch all these fucking tv series

>>719730123
Zamn! She looks like one of those worms from Men in Black. Totally hot!

>29
>looks 50
>this is perfect for Lara Croft according to Amazon jews

>>719730495
damn

>>719728035
Fat fuck

>>719724828 (OP)
Why do they keep hiring titlets to play THE big titty character?

how do you go from this...

i know it would make culture war faggots seethe because muh stronk woman, but i feel like that latina(?) bitch from the fast and furious movies would make a good lara

>>719730812
Hit the gym bro, only 50 more days of squats and chaz down at the bath house will let you suck his cock.

>>719731104
to this...

>>719731178
to this >>719730495 >>719730123

>>719730612
I have always imagine lara croft as some rich old spinster with bolt ons and a bit too much plastic surgery. Sounds good to me.

>>719731178
that is a boy

Is this skeletal woman going to raid her own tomb or what

>>719731178
at least she's a good actress, sansa on the other hand is just atrocious

>>719730495
gross white girl body

>get paid $20 million a year for five years to produce new TR
>project is dead in year 6 with nothing to show for it
>enjoy $100 million in free money
Why are women like this?

>>719730190
She's a jehovah's witness. She doesn't celebrate birthdays. That's why she says she's 29 but is actually like 80 by the look of her.

>>719731376
because people are stupid enough to enable them.

>>719729981
Send her over to my dick, bro.

>>719731290
you take that back!

can't you see how closely she resembles lora craft??!

>>719727854
it's called aging, she was a child on the left

>>719724828 (OP)
>>719724975
>soul-less cold eyes
>no tits
>tats
The corrrect answer is German model Charleen Weiss

>>719724828 (OP)
why do white women age like shit?

>>719731476
more like loren craftberg

>>719727565
She was originally supposed to be named Laura Cruz.

>>719724828 (OP)
They casted Boy George?

>>719728734
bro you can literally see her brunette roots

>>719730123
>>719730495
pure british rose

>>719724828 (OP)
>No ass
>No tits
What's the point?

>>719731495
insta thots can't act for shit though

>>719731576
many blondes have dark roots, are you dumb?

>>719731614
She's actually a professional model.

here is your tomb raider bro

>>719731796
They really do have the same eyes and overall face.

she should have big tits and nice ass

>>719731694
>many blondes have dark roots
anon...

I mean this wasn't great casting either but highly prefered.

>>719731694
>many blondes have dark roots
>are you dumb?
oh the ironing

the most astroturfed actress ever, how many cocks did she suck? she couldnt act to save her life, she is terrible in everything and looks like shit

>>719724828 (OP)
Why are there no actresses with big breasts left in movies? Seriously. What happened to breasts? What is wrong with modern women? Where are their breasts? Is THE pill fucking up their hormones and they all end up with no breasts?

>>719731734
modeling isn't acting dipshit

christina ching was RIGHT FUCKING THERE what the fuck? literal worst casting ever

>>719724828 (OP)
wtf

>>719729848
They should've unironically gotten her to play Lara Croft.

>>719731992
>hire a Mexican to play a British woman
For real? Didn't they learn anything from the Snow White trainwreck? Somehow Boy George would be a better choice.

>>719730106
Why does it look like she has more tits in this pic than in the others?

It's too late now of course but I think Kate Beckinsale could have been great as Lara.

>>719724828 (OP)
Didn't this shit get canceled?

What changed?

>>719732307
Or Rhona Mitra who was one of the models for the games.

>>719732273
'member when Aria didn't look like Quasimodo?

>>719731376
I'll never forgive her for ruining PotC

>>719724828 (OP)
I still haven't watched the Reboot of Uncharted Lara. The hell are they going to Re-reboot as? Underworld?

Jolie was Angel of Darkness/Core.
Alicia was Hunter/Dynamic Re-reboot.
That just leaves the Dynamic Reboot?

>>719732307
Kate or Evangeline.

>>719732119
Don't act like Turner is an Oscar-grade A-list actress to begin with.

>>719732148
>Hollywood
>Allowing big breasted sexy women
LMAO

>>719732602
she is in star trek strange new worlds and is one of the best parts of the show

>>719732714
>he thinks anyone ever leaves this place

>>719732714
>implying it's just one

>>719732483
CANCELLED. Like with Tomb Raider, she most likely made free money for producing absolutely nothing.

This IP is just dead, isn't it? Like its been a zombie for a long time now.

>>719724975
alright i'm sold

>>719732432
no

>>719724975
Lara would NEVER get tattoos

>>719732818
what do you mean? They literally had a netflix animated series last year

>>719732432
this is the cutest she ever looked

>>719732776
maisie needs to stop trying to look hot and embrace her original aesthetic: the autistic, slightly offputting girl who gives you an awkward but enthusiastic handjob in her messy dorm room as your first sexual experience after meeting at anime club in freshman year of college

>>719732818
It's not dead at all. It's just that they just can't get it right due to their non-stop woke bullshit. They want to find a balance between their woke-inserting for (((MODERN AUDIENCES))) while appeasing the old-school fans. They already tried with "unified Lara" where CD claimed that old and new Lara are now both the same person, but that didn't work.

>>719733041
That nobody liked.

>>719732273
...She has nice legs

>>719733041
oh, i memba that shit

>>719732818
Stick with the remasters, the comics, and the Angelina Jolie movies.

Modern TR is dead.

>>719724975
here we got with AI edited pictures. In reality this bitch is lanky as fuck. Tall, very thin, no tits or ass

>>719733069
it's because we live in a SOCIETY that shames cuteness in women, let them look cute and let men like their cuteness

>Sophie Thatcher is right there
They have the woman with what I think is arguably the best fit for a modern Lara and they're too stupid to not see it.

>>719733041
>Lara is a butch dyke who has "team diversity" help her stop treasure hunters because that's racist colonialism stuff

However much money they lost on it, it wasn't enough

>>719733041
Let me guess, the black guy's a faggot

>>719726993
Because it looks good

>>719733571
fag isn't a strong enough descriptor for how zesty this dude is

>>719724828 (OP)
They couldn't find a woman with black hair to play Lara?

>>719724828 (OP)
This is a fake screenshot, right?

>>719731274
begone tourist

>>719733069
That's oddly specific but I can see it. She's never going to be conventionally attritive but really it is very much possible to own being a bit weird looking with proper aesthetic.

Never forget what they took from you.

>>719731112
>fat incel faggot can't help but think about gay sex when thinking about the gym
Kill yourself.

>>719724828 (OP)
>>719724975
interesting

>>719732776
Its super rare for eye shadow to not work on me but I genuinely think she pulls it off better without.

>>719733710
Sadly not.

Just did a google search.

>>719733795
Lucky bastard kid.

>>719734026
that's not Maisie-chan

>>719733759
>>719733913
she should have leaned into the legal jb angle

>>719724828 (OP)
>>719724975
Too old, no tits, doesn't look anything like Lara. Fuck off with this shit.

If you can't find an actress with E-cups don't make the movie.

>>719734178
It will flop after 1 season and it will be quickly forgotten about.

We can take solice in that.

>>719734196
>Those calves
Jesus Christ, she has leg game locked the fuck down at least

Liz Hurley would be a better choice than any actress considered so far, and she's fucking 60

>>719733959
>Those cheeks
Oh no no no no

>>719726919
Has she been partying really hard with her GoT money?
I've seen methheads look better.

>>719724828 (OP)
>we need lara to have hag face
>hire a hag
brilliant

>>719724828 (OP)
Didn't this can? I swear something like this from amazon did

>>719724828 (OP)
I had the biggest crush on her
Legit thought she was the most beautiful woman

>>719734416
she did dancing

Notice they put a man as a co-show runner to make sure Waller Bridge doesn't completely shit the bed.

>>719726919
>cute hebes turn to this

>>719729876
>Something similar happened to Brendan Fraser.
He got raped by jewish producers. That will fuck up your body and soul.

>>719727703
Brendan Fraser fuck up his body filming The Mummy 3 and his cunt wife divorced his ass and he got fucked by the judge for child support and alimony. They based the amount off of when he was a huge star so he got fucked in the ass, spiraling him into depression. He was sexually assaulted by a producer too.

It's based on the modern small-booba Lara, so who gives a shit.

>>719724828 (OP)
>>719724975
>>719726215
>>719730123
>>719730495
I really don't understand how she aged so bad.

>>719736163
Drugs and plastic surgery

>>719731614
neither can most actors forced upon us by zoggywood

>>719733959
>google
>trustworthy source

>>719736482

Expose this *grabs dick*

>>719735230
The worst tragedy in life.

>>719730495
She looks like an auschwitz survivor

>>719726215
Right is 1000% edited.

>no tits
they had 1 job

Did anyone other than Sean Bean come out of Game of Thrones with a career?

>>719737224
the I dun wan it guy got married to one of the people on the show and had a few gigs after the fact

>>719724975
>Random doodles
Modern women are gutter trash

>>719732273
someone post the pasta

>>719727383
i wish i had a conservative trad-door
most of them, like sophie turner, are filthy whores

>>719730190
she's a fan of counterstrike clearly.

>>719724828 (OP)
Why is it so hard to replace Angelina Jolie?

>>719736976
yeah, and that one job was to cast the least male-gaze-attracting woman possible for SJW brownie points. they did a great job. raises for everyone while the show flops and they get hired onto the next "shit on the fans" nepotism project with Phoebe My Parents are Billionaires Waller Bridge.

>>719732273
what even is this bathroom, there's no toilet

brits live like this?

>>719729738
now this is some good shit

>>719729623
why don't you like Atwell? she's a bit old for the role now but if there was a movie or show about a slightly older Lara with less emphasis on running and jumping she would be perfect for it.

>>719724828 (OP)
Do you really think you can face her?

>>719737224
Bean was already famous thanks to Lord of the Rings.

>>719729848
Love her hairy bush desu

>>719732639
wan piss is so fucking gay i hate you spics for making me even see thumbnails of it on this site

>>719739534
brits aren't savages who have their latrines right where they clean their bodies. That's subhuman shit

>>719724828 (OP)
at least she lost her weight and is looking acceptable again. thank god for ozempic

>>719724828 (OP)
>at least its not a trans nigger lesbian
ok but she still has no tits and looks like she owns a cauldron

>>719740129
I personally know at least 3 people that would pay to have her do this to them

what happened to all the bitches with fat titties in hollywood? whys it so hard to get one to play lara croft?

>>719732776
didn't her dad rape her and her sisters?

>>719741030
post the first 3 people you're thinking of and they've aged out of the role.

>>719741030
There's a shitload of beautiful women in hollywood working shitty jobs
No one wants to hire anyone that's hot anymore, lest they get as someone trying to prey on hot women

>>719741224
sydney sweeny (la forma de dyed hair)
alison brie
alexandria dadadrio
kat dennings
eve alice
even anne hathaway could maybe pull it off

>>719741030
its all nepo babies and nobody wants to submit their daughters to having fake tits because "health reasons".
nepotism was also one of the key factors behind normalization of ugly women in lead roles. cant cast your ugly kids if they dont fit beauty standards, so you change beauty standards.

>>719724828 (OP)
Since when is Larry Craft blonde?

>>719724828 (OP)
>fridge lara
yay

>>719739534
They shit in the tub

>>719741030
>>719741224
>>719741410
alex mammario would have been great although her soul-piercing blue eyes aren't quite fitting for Lara who has that warm, trusting brown. I don't know how good brown contact lenses are.

the obvious fit would be grace currey. she's got the booba, she's got the dark hair, dark eyes, yet pale skin that most Laras have had. I don't know if she can sound British but honestly who cares since we know the writing will be trash any way. the lines won't matter.

and she's basically played the role already

>>719726993
>>719727207
They're just copy pasting Madonna's peak aesthetics onto her so the old hag can body jump.

>>719724828 (OP)
>dead eyes
>no tits
into the trash it goes.

>>719740831
>looks like she owns a cauldron
do you not?

>>719730495
kek

>>719729738
when did she get so fat

>>719731515
>anglos
>white

>>719739534
the tub is the toilet

>>719724828 (OP)
The other girl they had mentioned as being in the running before.

>>719727854
It's makeup for the Met Gala. For some reason /tv/ keeps posting it over and over as if it is "current".

>>719743545
i can tell from her face that her titties are small

>>719729906
>how she actually looks.
hang on, you think the low res picture of her with glowing red lipstick and white foundation is "how she actually looks"?

>>719729848
Honestly, a pretty good choice.

>>719741030
There's Grace Caroline Currey

>>719741410
>Americans
No thanks

>>719743874
>Grace Caroline Currey
S-Tier hangers i tell you hwat

>>719581621
>>719581914
>>719582089
>>719582096
>>719582213

>>719582336
>>719582505
>>719582523
>>719582807
>>719582891

>>719583203
>>719583503
>>719583634
>>719583754

>>719736582
>retard doesn't understand what a search engine is.

>>719743946
They are good, but to saggy for S Tier.

>>719726919
These bitches are removing fat from their cheeks now
And end up looking like zombies

>>719744249
don't ever reply to me with f tier balloon implants again

you know I'm right

>>719733041
That Jonah fag was the worst thing about the nu raider games.
The last one even had some solid gameplay sections.

>>719724975
>realistic natty for a woman
color me fucking shocked

>>719743601
They are, she's not short but she's very petite and delicate. But most certainly a better actress than Turner, and much posher.

>>719724975
I will always pay my respect to a pack of abs,

but holy shit what happened to the super cute girl from GoT? >>719726215

>>719744502
laugh all you want

>>719743735
She's even fit.

>>719744718
She looks fine.

>>719744804
you know who else looks fine? keke palmer, but she wouldn't make a good laura croft.

>English
>Milkers
>DSLs

>>719744917
Relevance to the exchange?

>>719731104
Did we get lucky with Angelina Jolie's movie?

>>719744931
we get it anon, you grew up watching stranger things or some shit

>>719732273
Brutal

>>719744804
DOWNGRADE

>>719732273
>>719732432
She always looked weird, but those legs.

>>719729848
she too short

I fucking hate protestants and marxists so badly

ok

>>719745352
Use camera angles

What could possibly go wrong?

>>719726919
she's aging worse than mommy Rowling jesus

>>719744705
>>719743545
She's very beautiful but not really "Lara Croft".
Cast her as a Bond girl or something.

Dafne Keen

>>719724828 (OP)
What a crock of SHIT. They've been shitting on my favorite franchise CONSTANTLY in every way possible for 12 years now
Here's some eye-bleach

>>719733057
Man this webm gave me a massive boner. But i was always for her even during got i would have fucked her having to choose between all the girls.