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Anonymous No.719735272 >>719735426 >>719735452 >>719735881 >>719735950 >>719735952 >>719735956 >>719735958 >>719736046 >>719736098 >>719736117 >>719736138 >>719736297 >>719736349 >>719736382 >>719736453 >>719736458 >>719736586 >>719736618 >>719736695 >>719736864 >>719736992 >>719737067 >>719737198 >>719737370 >>719737591 >>719737649 >>719737659 >>719737773 >>719738049 >>719738178 >>719738359
Uhhh we're getting called out by FOX news.
Anonymous No.719735403 >>719735531 >>719735592 >>719735671 >>719735754 >>719735779 >>719735934 >>719736080 >>719736139 >>719736282 >>719736392 >>719736607 >>719736705 >>719737436
What did magicians ever do?
Anonymous No.719735426 >>719735526 >>719735917 >>719736131 >>719737807
>>719735272 (OP)
ILL NEVER CHANGE
Anonymous No.719735452
>>719735272 (OP)
anyone who believes what the TV tells them is a moron, full stop
Anonymous No.719735526
>>719735426
holy BASED
Anonymous No.719735531 >>719735671
>>719735403
revealed women tricks
Anonymous No.719735543
IDGAF what these tricks, hoes, trick ass hoes, trifling bitches, simps and shrimps think.
Ima keep it real.
Anonymous No.719735592 >>719735686 >>719737589
>>719735403
Randy ruined magicians for everybody
Anonymous No.719735671
>>719735403
>>719735531
magician is a nerdy eccentric hobby
Anonymous No.719735686
>>719735592
Never began for magiciancels.
Anonymous No.719735725 >>719735885 >>719736124 >>719736639 >>719738145 >>719738270
Female Hobbies
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Anonymous No.719735754
>>719735403
>list of ICKs
>boys smiling while they do a magic trick
Anonymous No.719735765
I love magic tricks and hate women
Anonymous No.719735779
>>719735403
Women are still seething about having their nose stolen.
Anonymous No.719735881 >>719736029
>>719735272 (OP)
>hobbies
>online trolling
Your life must be really shitty for this to be your hobby
Anonymous No.719735885 >>719737097 >>719737769
>>719735725
>fondle black cock
>lick black balls
>suck black cock
>fuck black cock
>clean black cock (with mouth)
Anonymous No.719735917 >>719736548 >>719736603
>>719735426
I need context
Anonymous No.719735934
>>719735403
Their long sleeves make foids feel self conscious.
Anonymous No.719735950
>>719735272 (OP)
I feel li- Magic trick?
Anonymous No.719735952
>>719735272 (OP)
You've been posting this for years now, get some new material retard.
Anonymous No.719735956
>>719735272 (OP)
I’d just rape them and make them coom buckets
Anonymous No.719735958 >>719736213
>>719735272 (OP)
based. I don't want to be attractive nor women attention, I just want to play games and collect figurines.
Anonymous No.719736027 >>719736134
one of the several benefits of being gay is never having to put up with bitches
Anonymous No.719736029 >>719736897
>>719735881
it was not my choice to be born antisocial.
internet trolling is the only interaction i have.
Anonymous No.719736046
>>719735272 (OP)
That's me, except the figurine collecting part.
Anonymous No.719736080
>>719735403
I just told them to pick a card :(
Anonymous No.719736098
>>719735272 (OP)
1. me
1. me
3. not me, but i wish it was me
4. me, but sometimes in the receiving end, bit is ok, i know is just banter guys
5. not me
Anonymous No.719736117 >>719737442
>>719735272 (OP)
What about game developer?
Anonymous No.719736119
figurines and gambling are fucking gay
Anonymous No.719736124
>>719735725
>traveling
Anonymous No.719736131
>>719735426
who was in the wrong here?
Anonymous No.719736134
>>719736027
Gay men are bitches tho
Anonymous No.719736138 >>719736536
>>719735272 (OP)
Phew. It's only unattractive if you perform a singular magic trick.
Anonymous No.719736139 >>719737470
>>719735403
Anonymous No.719736203
I'm glad that mastering the katana is not on the list. I was worried.
Anonymous No.719736206
for me it's 1, 4, and 5
Anonymous No.719736213 >>719737426 >>719737602
>>719735958
Besides the obvious cuteness, whats the appeal of figurines?
I'm a fairly minimalist person, never collected anything, so I don't really get spending hundreds of dollars for innert plastic, however cute it is. Just about the only thing I have a lot of that might be considered a "collection" is books, which have a secondary purpose to just sitting on a shelf.
Just curious, no judgement.
Anonymous No.719736282 >>719736365
>>719735403
Great magicians can change the color of your shirt
Anonymous No.719736297
>>719735272 (OP)
Ilusion's, FOX. Tricks are things whores do for money.
Anonymous No.719736316
>figurines
>gambling
Uh oh gachaweebs... (no they aren't video games)
Anonymous No.719736349 >>719737450
>>719735272 (OP)
This list again right?
I remember it having bird watching on it as well, for reasons.
Anonymous No.719736365
>>719736282
your shirt is red
Anonymous No.719736382 >>719737163 >>719737551
>>719735272 (OP)
>magic trick
It's called an ILLUSION. A trick is something a hooker does for money.
Anonymous No.719736392
>>719735403
They said pick a card but they didn't expect them to take the v card
Anonymous No.719736453 >>719736610 >>719737312
>>719735272 (OP)
I'm really good looking so I can do whatever I want.
Anonymous No.719736458
>>719735272 (OP)
>Nvidia is first $4 trillion market-cap company
>Nvidia powers basically all AI
>Republicans love AI bros, because money
>Republicans too fucking dumb to recognize Nvidia/AI was created through gaming, because gaming is computationally complex, and progess made in the gaming-hardware space leads to progress in other areas that are also computationally complex
There needs to be a federally mandated IQ test to run for office or produce political propaganda
Anonymous No.719736481 >>719736557
My mom plays video games though...
Anonymous No.719736536
>>719736138
Damn, this is the joke I wanted to make.
Anonymous No.719736548
>>719735917
zoomer
Anonymous No.719736557
>>719736481
Damn ur mom mad ugly lmao
Anonymous No.719736586
>>719735272 (OP)
>Fox News
They most likely surveyed 40+ year old women
Anonymous No.719736603
>>719735917
Magic trick gone wrong
Anonymous No.719736607
>>719735403
Anonymous No.719736610 >>719736823
>>719736453
trvthnvke
Anonymous No.719736618 >>719736851 >>719737248
>>719735272 (OP)
Funny how playing video games is ALWAYS #1, yet most of us are married or have girlfriends. Almost like this is less or an indication of what women do and don't find attractive but more of a narrative pushed by mainstream media news networks which have wide appeal to the age demographic of 60+ years old.
Anonymous No.719736639 >>719736783
>>719735725
>traveling
>collecting dogs
>infighting
>alcoholism
>porn addiction
Anonymous No.719736695
>>719735272 (OP)
Don't worry, just call yourself illusionist, get some goth gear (and a nice body) and you can do all magic tri- illusionism you want

Actually, if you look like pic related, you can do magic tricks with your figurine collection while playing videogames, calling people niggers in the game while opening lootboxes, and you will still be attractive.
Anonymous No.719736705 >>719736827
>>719735403
I can make the air smell funny
Anonymous No.719736783
>>719736639
4/5 is literally wife of my co-worker
Anonymous No.719736823 >>719737274
>>719736610
I mean, Henry cavill is a real for real nerd.
Most of you niggas are filthy casual scum, and think girls won't notice.
Anonymous No.719736827
>>719736705
Shut the fuck up, Dentist-kun
Anonymous No.719736851 >>719736938
>>719736618
>yet most of us are married or have girlfriends
Yeah. Haha. Most of /v/, especially me, have a wife and or girlfriend. Yup.
Anonymous No.719736864
>>719735272 (OP)
This is an incredibly bad faith and egregiously incorrect reading of the survey data; those five are the lowest scoring of the MOST attractive male hobbies table.
Anonymous No.719736897
>>719736029
You're not antisocial, you just have a schizoid personality trait. It's might seem like these two things are the same but it's not quite like that at all
Anonymous No.719736938
>>719736851
I have a petgirl and a hypno-domme!
Anonymous No.719736992
>>719735272 (OP)
But there are girls who like those things, so if you like those things, you probably want to be with a girl who likes those things, which means this list is irrelevant, isn't it?

I find it hilarious that when long-lasting couples are surveyed for what it is that keeps them together they'll say things like love and compatibility, and if you ask someone what it is they want in a mate they'll also list those things, but the moment you point out (or are pointed out for) your loneliness, suddenly people whip out objective measurements, the opinions of the masses and your fucking resume. What happened to love and compatibility?
Anonymous No.719737067 >>719737201 >>719737441 >>719737523 >>719737837 >>719738140
>>719735272 (OP)
MEN...
Anonymous No.719737072 >>719737583
>her face when you ask her to pick a card
Anonymous No.719737092 >>719737264 >>719737271 >>719737498 >>719737518 >>719737937
It's okay, Trump is taking care of the incel problem. Your neet gib-sucking days are numbered. You will be FOUND and SENT to work. ICE (Involuntary Chud Enforcement) is going to be knocking on your parent's basement very soon.
Anonymous No.719737097
>>719735885
Most Chinese post I've seen all week
Anonymous No.719737124 >>719737329
MAGIC TRICK bros....
Anonymous No.719737163
>>719736382
Or cocaine!
Anonymous No.719737198
>>719735272 (OP)
I need to get into gambling and magic tricks to get a full house, this set will boost my performance on the upcoming toy soldiers tournament
Anonymous No.719737201
>>719737067
>Like dealbreaker zone
Yeah I'm sure it was a dealbreaker when they told you they're not going to stop playing video games for your walled ass lmao
Anonymous No.719737248
>>719736618
>yet most of us are married or have girlfriends
Speak for yourself buddy
Anonymous No.719737264 >>719737398 >>719737440
>>719737092
you will work in the popcorn mines and you will be happy
Anonymous No.719737271
>>719737092

He won't do shit.
Anonymous No.719737274 >>719737463
>>719736823
Building your own PC and liking Warhammer don't seem that nerdy. I spend all day filling out spreadsheets no one will ever read.
Anonymous No.719737312
>>719736453
I wish I was at least average looking so I could be invisible in public. Sick of being laughed at and being cringed at in disgust.
Anonymous No.719737329
>>719737124
We aren't getting out of the locked chest with this one...
Anonymous No.719737370
>>719735272 (OP)
>magic trick
Anonymous No.719737398 >>719737538
>>719737264
How the fuck is anyone gonna get a job there when nobody goes to the movies anymore
Anonymous No.719737426
>>719736213
I appreciate the quality and detail of the figures and they're like little mementos of games and anime I enjoyed plus decoration. I see my shelves every day and I still enjoy the sight of them. It's definitely not a hobby in the sense that it is an activity, but not all hobbies are activities. It is expensive, but it is what it is.
Anonymous No.719737436
>>719735403
They’re confusing wizard and magician.
Anonymous No.719737440
>>719737264
You can't send me to the popcorn mines, I went to college! I demand to at least work with the falcons!
Anonymous No.719737441
>>719737067
>Everything is devisible by 5
>very real
Anonymous No.719737442
>>719736117
what lousy punch form
Anonymous No.719737448
>fox news
They knowingly spread slanderous lies and got sued for $787 million as a direct result, who cares what they think.
Anonymous No.719737450 >>719737616
>>719736349
>moved to florida
>saw new birds everyday
>now am into identifying birds
>tfw im a birdwatcher
Anonymous No.719737463 >>719738053
>>719737274
that's not nerdy. you're just weird and autistic.
Anonymous No.719737470
>>719736139
>4 spies
>all using guns over knife
Modern tf2 is such a shit show
Anonymous No.719737498
>>719737092
There's no work to be had. Too many imported 3rd world servants.
Anonymous No.719737517
No one cares what women think. They're just mad men won't pay attention to their worthless asses. It's getting about time to take away their rights to permanently shut them up.
Anonymous No.719737518 >>719738279
>>719737092
>SEND them back to work
there are plenty out there actually looking for jobs and you won't fucking hire them
Anonymous No.719737523 >>719737810
>>719737067
>mfw playing MTG isn't on the list
Thank fuck. Now to impress the ladies with my sick Boros combos.
Anonymous No.719737538
>>719737398
They will install a cineplex at every workplace, attendance will be mandatory and employees will be expected to partake of the popcorn trough if they are to recieve promotions at any point in the future.
Anonymous No.719737551 >>719737732
>>719736382
shut yo honkey ass up
Anonymous No.719737583
>>719737072
>her face when you are a shota and have the privilege to grope her like it's nothing
Anonymous No.719737589
>>719735592
he has yet to turn himself into a grease fire
Anonymous No.719737591 >>719737713
>>719735272 (OP)
>seen this list on a /v/ thread the other day
>now it's on fox
you know, it's starting to make sense now
Anonymous No.719737602
>>719736213
Not him but I mostly like to just view characters I like in my day to day and also decorate my space a bit at the same time. Especially since I spend so much time at home working remotely. Surrounding yourself with things you enjoy is mentally good for you I think.
Anonymous No.719737616 >>719737714
>>719737450
It's over for you. no more women.
Instead you will be taken by a birdwife.
Anonymous No.719737649
>>719735272 (OP)
I wish this were actually real because it would be quite funny if literally the most popular hobby in the first world also happened to be the one women find least attractive. It would say a great deal about women.
Anonymous No.719737659
>>719735272 (OP)
3/5 for me
Should I learn magic tricks?
Anonymous No.719737713
>>719737591
Bruh the screenshot is like 5 years old at minimum
Anonymous No.719737714 >>719737834
>>719737616
There was that one huge bird who was at a zoo and kept killing the potential mates the zoo provided, and then it would keep doing mating moves at the male zookeeper who was assigned to it.
Anonymous No.719737732
>>719737551
Ventriloquism isn't on the list either. That's right, chicks dig a funny man with a funny puppet.
IT AIN'T EASY BEING WHITE
Anonymous No.719737769
>>719735885
Why are you gay?
Anonymous No.719737773
>>719735272 (OP)
LMAO MAGICKEKS BTFO
Anonymous No.719737789
Ignore mainstream media.
Anonymous No.719737807
>>719735426
What is that, a taunt from a video game or something? Video game taunts should stay in video games.
Anonymous No.719737810
>>719737523
>MTG
>combo deck
counts as a magic trick
Anonymous No.719737834 >>719738102
>>719737714
F
Anonymous No.719737837
>>719737067
what the fuck is the point of the ellipsis over the image
Anonymous No.719737937 >>719738269
>>719737092
I work. I actually just worked a full year of overtime (and then tariffs destroyed my company). I actually don't know who it is that lives off the government that isn't handicapped in some way. Do people just go to their doctor and say, "Hey, can you lie about me being mentally ill or something," and they're like, "Yeah sure"? How does that work?

That being said NEETs aren't less worthy of your sympathy than single mothers. The government supporting single mothers is part and parcel of a collapsing society. Ask yourself: what is a single mother? It's a woman who had unprotected sex with a man (her choice), she has reproduced that man, and that man cannot provide for the child for some reason or another. What are those reasons? Is it because he's mentally impaired? Is it because he's lazy? Is it because he's in jail? Is it because he refuses to be a parent?

So a single mom is a woman who willingly reproduced a terrible man. And the government wants to steal money from you to give it to that terrible man's little clone. Sounds like a good idea, right?
Anonymous No.719738049 >>719738184
>>719735272 (OP)
You don't need to attract every women, just one (or two).
And given there's like 5 billion, it shouldn't be that hard.

HOWEVER, you might find yourself in a pretty terrible situation.
Anonymous No.719738053
>>719737463
What counts as nerdy? Liking pop science?
Anonymous No.719738102
>>719737834
Lel, he had a loyal one and he convinced her into cucking him with another bird
Anonymous No.719738140 >>719738308
>>719737067
You infidels lost when you started thinking that women's opinions hold any weight.
Tomorow I will buy silksong with the free money that the government gives me.
Anonymous No.719738145
>>719735725
>tiktok
>instagram
>twitter
>onlyfans
>netflix
Anonymous No.719738178
>>719735272 (OP)
coincidentally the most attractive male hobby is dying for Israel
Anonymous No.719738184
>>719738049
>You don't need to attract every women, just one (or two)
That's harder than it sounds since most women are clones of each other. Both biologically (greater male variance phenomenon) and by choice (higher trait agreeableness).
Anonymous No.719738196
>online trolling
Anonymous No.719738269
>>719737937
My favorite thing to do is watch white males (thats you) approach these decisions logically as if your antiquated style of thinking is why any of this stuff happened. Like I can picture you in your little Lord Byron petticoat stroking your hairless mayo face going "Hmmm perhaps mayhaps thine phenomena be-eth happening because perchance" while everyone around you just figured out how to game the new system. Then you ask everyone to go back 100 years into the past because that's when you were allowed to own slaves. You just can't hang when everyone is on an equal playing field. Yet you believe everyone will just dial it back and stop participating in a system because your kind can't do it. Most privileged and entitled race of monkeys on this planet.
Anonymous No.719738270
>>719735725
collecting figures
Anonymous No.719738279
>>719737518
No no no no you don't get it.
We need men to lay concrete, take care of sewage, plumbing, be electricians, etc. You are trying to get hired for fake work THAT IS FOR WOMEN ONLY
Anonymous No.719738308
>>719738140
>Doesn't pirate his games
Anonymous No.719738359
>>719735272 (OP)
>Caring about what a collapsing society thinks about you