Thread 719739115

>want to play borderlands 4 with gf
>that'll be $180 + tax + tip
I FUCKING hate this timeline bros

Just wait 6 months and you can pick it up for half the price.

Just have him suck like 3 dicks on craigslist boom now you're gaming

>>719739115 (OP)
buy it on consoles, it has couch co-op

>>719739115 (OP)
>paying full price for dogshit
lmao

You can make that money in 1-2 days of work

>>719739194
yeah you're right so what anime girl game/gacha would you recommend instead?

>>719739115 (OP)
borderlands humor be like
>LMAO I GONNA SHOOTY MCFUCK MYSELF WITH THIS SHOTGUN
>IM SO ZANY AND WACKY
>DONT FORGET GAY TOO

>>719739363
I make $27/hr which is considered good for my area but my rent is $2200 a month and the cheapest house I had my eye on last year was 1 bed 1 bath sold for $470k

for reference my mom bought a 3 bed 3 bath beach house for that price in 2004

>>719739115 (OP)
>Mad about the most expensive bundle that's only exclusive is a handful of skins
>Not mad in the slightest about borderlands trying to play like CoD, retardedly huge maps, movieshit, and/ or wokeshit
ngmi

>>719739253
This.
Any retard buys borderlands before sale+all DLC edition is why gaming is shit now.

>>719739708
>most expensive bundle
Are you retarded?

>>719739536
>so what anime girl game
So are you or are you not talking about Borderlands 4?

BL3 was cracked like week in or something and you could play with other through hamachi
Guessing all that hubab about Randy changing it to live slop was to prevent this sort of lan play

>>719739115 (OP)
>being poor
Imagine having to care about what you buy
Can't be me

Personally I cant wait for the kernel-level anti-cheat drop. So many morons gonna get a big surprise when they install this shit. They 100% knew what they were doing when they took it off the steam page for now. They'll have to put it back when it launches.

>>719740031
I'm simply pointing out your "le i hate the game you're talking about" attitude is retarded when the catalog is half full of anime gambling machines and wow private servers

>>719739115 (OP)
>with gf
WTF happened to my /v/... GET OUT

>>719739891
>that'll be $180 + tax + tip
>$180
>173 leaf fun muney in picrel
Are you double retarded?

>>719740434
nta but i'm 35, i've been posting since high school 2006 and i've had 2 different girlfriends during that time... not everyone here is a pathetic loser like you

>>719740539
Do you have brain damage? Can you not add $90 + $90? Are you rain man? How fucked in the head are you? Are you brown?

It has splitscreen f or 2 players

>>719740539
anon he specifically stated he wants to play with his girlfriend, that's 90 dollars per copy = 180 dollarydoos, get it together

>>719740720
Yes, for consoletards, I posted a steam page screencap, take a guess if I'm PC or console

Why is /v/ full of pajeets?

>>719740839
>Why is a thread about a game being shilled/defended by jeet companies full of retarded browns

>>719740839
ah ookaay yes just send money to your "girlfriend". i recommend it. i'm sure there's totally valid reason why "she" doesn't visit you and only asks for you to buy games

>>719741590
>faggot with stunted object permanence can only perceive his faggot friends if they're stinking up his favela

>>719739708
>Not mad in the slightest about borderlands trying to play like CoD
of course a rightoid has a retarded take like this

>>719740656
>>719740762
unc went real silent after this, curious

>>719739891
>Deluxe
>Super deluxe
I still have no idea what's inside in either. The most expensive got everything, sure. But the deluxe? Are only the new vault hunters cut from it? Are regular DLCs missions like we had in previous titles included? Maybe Randy has won, I will simply buy the most expensive one, as I'm confused and don't want to miss out.

>>719739194
FPBP

>>719742273
>Cut from it
Sir
SIR WHAT ARE YOU SUGGEST
SIR KINDLY RETRACT YOUR WORDS

>>719741590
>No more social normies in gaming
Good.

>>719741752
>bro hearing voices over a shitty mic is just as good as in person
PC loner cope

>>719739115 (OP)
RANDAL WON
Anyway just buy the thing on a reseller site
it's like $50

>>719742273
You don't have to buy anything that isn't the normal slop, the big thing from the super deluxe is the 2 big dlcs and they are not coming out this year.

>>719739194
>IS THAT SOMEONE PLAYING SOMETHING OTHER THAN ASTROSURFED INDIESLOP OR GACHANIGGERY???? NOOOOO THIS CAN'T BEEEEE

trans here i hate borderlands lol

>>719739115 (OP)
Why would you give money to Randy Pitchford you little faggot?

>>719743385
same but i love borderlands
slop comedy is peak

People already having a melty over borderlands that will have its GTA six moment on release..

>>719739629
the canadian and american housing crisis is truly bleak, I hope things get better for you

t. 27 y/o still living with parents

Member how the starfield threads showed the only faggots using gigachad unironically were jeets?

>>719739536
Balatro

>4channers are excited for a new Basedderlands
What? How? Are you all gay and secretly actually love instead of despise irony-poisoned millennial humor?

I'll admit that enjoyed Borderlands 2 once upon a time but everything since Australian Lesbians on the Moon it has been THE woke mind virus posterboy franchise.
>Muh weapon roulette wheel
You're little more than a fucking gambling addict.

>>719744317
BL was already woke, you tard. BL4 is supposed to be more like 1.

Are you saying you buy games for your girlfriend you little faggot?

>>719744387
>BL4 is supposed to be more like 1
>Believing marketing lies
You're too far gone.

>>719739115 (OP)
>Playing games with girlfriend
>On PC
Show us Xirs little cock and programming socks.

>>719744686
BLIZZARD FIXED EVERYTHING THO
THEY LISTENED TO US THIS TIME
WERE GOING HOME BRO

>>719744387
It's a return to form you might say.

Mozebros...all these freaks are bad for us...

>>719744686
No one with a brain believes that
It's literally BL3.5 with hopefully better story.
Like let's be honest, shit can get worse than BL3...

>>719739194
/thread

>>719742889
>ASTROSURFED
But enough about the Borderlands franchise.

>After all the shit Gearbox put you through.
>After Avalands 3
>After the movie
>You fags are still hyped for Avalands 4
You assholes are worse than Pokefags.

>>719739336
And it doesn't sell all your PC data to data brokers cause "muh kernel level anticheat you never asked for"

>>719747685
Ava was raped and murdered between the two games.

>>719748458
anon , if you are playing on consoles, you are having your data sold already

>>719747685
Pokemon diehards want to fuck the girls and the animals but don't give a shit about the mechanics. Borderlands diehards love the mechanics and wish ever character was a grey rectangle with no voicelines.

>>719747685
Nigga they are so scared to show Ava or Lilith like, we don't even know if Ava is still alive

>>719749697
>Borderlands diehards love the mechanics and wish ever character was a grey rectangle with no voicelines
fake fans
real fans love the comedy slop too

>>719739891
That's not a real currency

>>719739536
>>719742889
>if you dont like borderlands its because you only play gacha/indie/anime girl games
What? Borderlands 1 was alright back when it came out but 2 onwards were not particularly great. Just because someone doesn't like what you like doesn't mean they like some other trash games. Fags

Is this you OP?

>>719739115 (OP)
>could've boughted an eligible 50 series GPU to get the game for FREE (offer is still running)
>still complains

>>719752204
>missed out on being a whore
This supposed to be a bad thing ? Is this bait ?

>>719752309
50 series finna be outdated in few months lilbro lmao

>>719752441
I think it's more like, "she wanted to be a whore but just couldn't"?

>>719752441
It means that she wanted to be a whore, but couldn't. Father figure present, too much competition, etc.

>>719739115 (OP)
I was curious to play it with my wife. Luckily we managed to snag 5090 FEs in stock Friday and those came with free Memelands 4 codes. So now I don't have to feel guilty playing it as we didn't explicitly pay for the keys.

5000 series was scam series

>>719748458
You can just block that with a hosts file edit.
>>719739115 (OP)
Do you faggots not know how to shop deals? Steam allows publishers to generate an unlimited amount of Steam keys for sale on other official key seller sites (GMG, Fanatical, etc) or on their own site. That means no 30% cut taken by steam which means those official key sellers can offer discounts of up to 30% on prerelease games. Most games these days I'm able to get 25% off on average for a preorder. Memelands isn't one of those games but it is going for 58 right now with no tax: https://gg.deals/game/borderlands-4/

>>719739115 (OP)
Doesn't it have split screen? Why are you buying 2 copies?

I'm only buying it if creamapi works fuck paying for gayss dlc.

>>719752441
western culture.
they are unashamedly like that. they want to be part of chads harem. they settle with a simp when they lose their youth and desirability.

>>719753967
>Doesn't it have split screen? Why are you buying 2 copies?
He means his e-girl(male)friend(someone he pays to be his friend on discord).

>>719739115 (OP)
go pimp your girl friend to get some money if not what do you have a gf for?

Why are you guys so uninformed? I got the nvidia promotion code for $25

>borderlands is a guilty pleasure game
>kernel level anti-cheat
Nigga why it's a fucking single player or PvE game.

>>719754963
good chink, i just pirated it.

>>719755048
It has denuvo you mongololid

>>719739194
>/v/irgin
>Having a gf

>>719739115 (OP)
Why is she buying it?

>>719755104
sorry good goy

>>719755182
that's all you can do
being a court jester

>>719755235
at least i'm not the one funding this tranny lgbt woke circus game

>>719755352
and yet you are posting in this thread and willing to pirate the tranny lgbt woke circus game lol

>>719755532
yeah, i'll play your clown game for free. Cope harder spending one fourth of your welfare check for it tranny fag.

>>719755976
He got visibly angry lmao

>borderlands 4
who would play this shit? did you see the fucking dei characters? they looked awful

heh. guess she'll be playing with me then, timmy.

>>719739629
We ended up buying a trailer together because we aren't going to do a condo/apartment and have some shitty stay at home mom's kids stomping around or their baby screaming through the walls, only paid about 40K in '23. After 2 years we had it reassessed and it's now worth 73K. Granted we've put like $5,000-$8,000 in renovations but it was our roof, bathroom and mud room; saved a lot by using a family friend for the roof.

I can't imagine trying to get a place now, even for 2023 that was pretty rough.

>>719739536
Play Xenoblade 2

who gives a shit, all borderlands games besides the first needed full dlcs+2 years of patches to be fun, it will be the same for this one

>>719756203
bwo...you nig*as would call bl2 characters dei if they released today :V

>>719739115 (OP)
>Normalnigger has dogshit taste
Every single time

>>719739115 (OP)
Wait until he gives it to you for free.

>>719756513
theres a stark difference between having a diverse and interesting cast than one that was drawn up by purple haired fat bitches at a commitee within a game studio.

>>719756815
bwo you n*ggas would still call them dei

>>719756796
>no dlc
kys timmy

>>719756815
>"The narrative goal with Ellie was to have a character who hits all of the tick marks of a good Borderlands character (funny, unexpected, looks as if they could probably kill you in thirteen different ways if you got on their bad side), while also making an independent female character who looked the exact opposite of how most females tend to be represented in games," the developer said.
>"We also wanted to make sure that, through her dialog and visual design, we never cast her in a light where the player is encouraged to pity, laugh at, or mock her because she doesn’t look like Jessica Rabbit."

>>719742273
Deluxe comes with the Bounty Pass things and some skins, Super Deluxe includes those and the Season Pass with the actual story DLCs.

>>719740839
nta but why would we assume splitscreen is only on one platform when its been one of their main selling points in advertising? Seems like a weird oversight no?

>>719756815
>>719756203
>black gay disabled husband of the fruity southern beaux gun-magnate

>>719739115 (OP)
Personally I bought copies for my wife’s son, her bull, and his son

>>719757064
I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP

>>719757757
Um that doesn't count because borderlands 2 came out when I was young and didn't care about culture war shit so I just blindly ignore it and many other games I played when I was younger that I would hate now

why would anyone play this shit series after the cancer that was 3?
its honestly so fucking cringe, the millennial core went way overboard and killed what ever semblence of decent writing it had

Every single idiot in this thread is going to play this game, either by spending money, or pirating. No amount of "hurr durr" is going to stop you, because most of you can't control yourselves.

I know it, you know it, we all know it. /v/ never changes, all bitch and cope.

>>719739115 (OP)
Oh they made a game for the Borderlands Movie?

>>719739194
Literally me

>half tempted to get it since amons gameplay looks fun as fuck
god i hope this ends up being trash

Curious how nobody ever says they want to just play Borderlands. They always say they want to play it with friends or their gf or whatever. Makes you think.

>>719759307
I play through the story with my wife, then grind solo. She enjoys exploring, looting the maps, and ogling Moxxi, but isn't really interested in grinding for stuff afterwards.

>>719759307
>Curious how nobody ever says they want to just play Phasmophobia. They always say they want to play it with friends or their gf or whatever. Makes you think.
>Curious how nobody ever says they want to just play R.E.P.O.. They always say they want to play it with friends or their gf or whatever. Makes you think.
Curious how nobody ever says they want to just play Lethal Company. They always say they want to play it with friends or their gf or whatever. Makes you think.
>>719759490
that is so wholesome chungus of her i also love bitches

>>719759617
Thats different. Those games dont have a single player story mode.

>>719759150
bro 3 underperformed lol.

>>719757757
It's literally just a mechanical arm that can do anything a normal arm can.
It's like saying fucking Luke is disabled.

>>719759787
ok fine then the forest 1 and 2, outlast trials, GTFO, remnant or literally any game ever.. pretty much anything ever can be expanded to your shitty friendslop comment

>>719759974
wat. 3 sold fuck loads of copies.

I dont even know what character to pick. None of them stand out as appealing this time. I played these in the old games:
1: Lilith
2: Maya
Pre Sequel: Athena
3: Zane

Also I'm not trans despite playing as girls in 1,2 and Pre Sequel. They just seemed like the most fun characters.

>>719747685
>After the movie
I unironically managed to forget this ever came out.
You know how there's "so bad it's good" movie because at some point it wraps back? I would argue Borderlands movie is so bad it goes even further and wraps to being bad again.
It's like laughing at some moron, in case of usual bad movie, but with Borderlands it's like genuine retard that can barely function, it just becomes sad and you want to ignore it and get out.

>>719759974
maybe you don't know because you were just a child when it came out in 2019 but it was their highest selling PC title in 2K's history at the time

1 and 2 are probably the games that i've played the longest nonstop without sleeping in a LAN party for some reason
something just clicked
3 i couldn't even manage to get anyone to play with me for more than a few hours, something was really horrendous about it

I want to play as the most supporty/assisty character

>>719739115 (OP)
How many shitass Borderland games are people going to endure before they realize this franchise is fucked?

Who is the least Reddit character to pick in 4?

>>719739115 (OP)
>+ tip
What

>>719739194
flippy dippy

>>719739115 (OP)
Get a job at a ice cream parlor.

>>719760972
OP is an Ontario cuck. On top of tax you need to tip the province. It's bullshit.

>>719739115 (OP)
Borderlands The Movie The Game.
I i i iiiit's going to be great, guys. Ttt tt t rust me.

>streamers are already playing the game
Fuck you randy, refunding right now

>>719760775
Streets are saying rafa

>>719760775
Amon

>>719761509
I dunno he seems pretty reddit to me

>>719739115 (OP)
>paying for full price for broken buggy release while they drip fed you content
I may be dum but I'm not that retarded

>>719761552
>while they drip fed you content
I mean most BL games at launch have enough content that will last you for months, the dlcs are more shit you will get later.

>>719739115 (OP)
just wait a year and it and all the dlc will be 80% off on steam. what benefit is there to play this game on release? have you already played all the popular co op games already? it takes two, split fiction, etc

>>719761536
your options are either him, a literal pajeet, a negress, or a siren who just summons shit instead of cool siren stuff. pick your poison

>>719756930
Nobody complains about the Tekken or Streetfighter cast, you wannabe-nog.

“Girl”friend

Lol

>>719762054
the sf6 threads were full of /v/tards complaining about DEI faggot

>>719739194
Shitty games can be worth it to bond with your girlfriend. Assuming OP isn't fucking a tranny.

>>719741590
>pc
>even though consoles are fucking up every fun about gaming
>controllers give aim bot now, accepted as normal
>matchmaking and no server browsing, can't be fucked to make a server browser ui for consoles just force 50% all multiplayer games
>only communities alive mean dealing with faggots like you on /v/ or pedo discords full of pateron ads and Chinese bots to DM you
>also you're a gorilla nigger and closet faggot

>>719739536
BrownDust2

>>719759974
>/v/ is retarded
>/v/ makes retarded claim about shit they know nothing about
>shocked when it's wrong

truly ebin

>ur rong
>no i dont hav proof
>no i dont has statistics
>im just sayin ur rong so ur rong
>heres my gay anime fighting game image proving im a south american brown

>>719762730
>a multiplayer game is only fun if I can have an ERP server
maybe that means the game wasn't fun to begin with

>>719764542
>zoomer /v/tard mad at the truth
>resorts to baby speak

>>719752126
Have you seen the catalog anon
Its been pages and pages of gacha slop for years aside from flavor of the week stuff like e33 and silksong

>>719762670
would be based if they were though

>>719739590
>LMAO I GONNA SHOOTY MCFUCK MYSELF WITH THIS SHOTGUN

kek

>>719739194
This

>>719739590
i fuckin laughed at shooty mcfuck myself, that SHOULD be in the game fukin kek

>>719746542
>All the cutscenes are skippable
Who cares about the story if you're able to skip it if it's bad
You can't skip bad gameplay and BL4 looks super fun to play
Hopefully they cut down on the waiting for people to move and talk though, that's always annoying

>>719740762
Steam price isn't the real price. Hasn't been for eons. 2 copies can be had for $150 Canadian.

>>719739115 (OP)
Wait for it to be cracked (I'm assuming these fags are still using Denuvo) and combined with all the DLC next year. Borderlands has never been worthy of a day 1 buy, double so if they continue their inability to skip cutscenes bullshit.

>>719739115 (OP)
>https://isthereanydeal.com/game/borderlands-4/info/
Dumb fuck

>>719739115 (OP)
>be a huge fan of franchise
>BL3 disappointed big time with story & characters
>vow to never buy BL game again
>BL4 comes out right on my birthday
ffffck, I really don't want to give them that much money. Game will suck cocks in a sad way. But I wanna see how my husband Zaney-boyo is doing

>>719768251
bl2

>>719760486
I don't care about borderlands at all but that movie legitimately makes me mad

Nerds have been trampled on and have had everything they loved taken and shamelessly molested so that some rube can justify himself as a "screenwriter".
Borderlands has 5 characters and they still managed to fuck it up with a 55 year old Kate Blanchett with no siren tattoos.

I'm so sick of this shit. I'm not mad because you took my precious bideo game and made it different and for the normies. You're just retarded.
Jesus christ. Gamers rise up.

What was the deal with the kernel level drama that came up a few months back?

I'm happy that some of you buy this shit at launch so that I can buy it and all dlc in a year for $20.

>>719768251
>i fuckin laughed at shooty mcfuck myself, that SHOULD be in the game fukin kek

It was.

>>719773683
Me after playing BL3 for 10 minutes

>>719739115 (OP)
You want to "play" "Borderlands 4" with your "gf"?
Jannies, get this bot nigger outta 'ere!

haha oh no i sure hope i dont accidently bump this shit thread by pretending to mock OP after its been dead for half an hour for the fourth time hah oh no oopsie doodles

>>719740539
Cucknadians are tripletards.

>>719739115 (OP)
Anon did you know two accounts in the same family group can play the same game at the same time if both of you press the play button at the same time... Requires coordination though

>>719740357
KaiCHAD TANKED that btw.

>>719739115 (OP)
Nothing has changed, retard.

>>719739194
I will play Borderlands 4 solo. I'm looking forward to it, even.

>>719739115 (OP)
>with gf
at least make it believable and say discord femboy or some shit like that

>>719739115 (OP)
180 "canadian dollars" is worth like 50 real bucks. Stop crying

>>719740292
yes that's clearly the only possible choices that exist
retard nigger kys