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Anonymous No.719745282 >>719745419 >>719745436 >>719745543 >>719746316 >>719748879 >>719748974 >>719748998 >>719755053 >>719756365 >>719756734 >>719758619 >>719758853 >>719762921 >>719770108 >>719770431 >>719775985 >>719776180
APPROACHING CRITICAL MASS
Anonymous No.719745390 >>719759136 >>719768079 >>719768284
bro I do not care
Anonymous No.719745419 >>719745472 >>719745587 >>719751626 >>719759071 >>719760285 >>719768079 >>719768180 >>719777492
>>719745282 (OP)
OH MY SCIENCE IVE BEEN WAITING 4 HECKING YEARS FOR THIS!
WHO DO YOU PLAN TO WATCH WHILE PLAYING? I'M KEEPING COHN SO HE SO COMFY!

THANKS FOR THE GOLD FELLOW REDDITOR!
Anonymous No.719745436 >>719745587 >>719768079
>>719745282 (OP)
you guys are gay lol
Anonymous No.719745472 >>719745587 >>719774201
>>719745419
took the week off and sent my partner and her kids on a nice vacation. this. will. be. EPIC.
Anonymous No.719745475 >>719768079
buy an ad
Anonymous No.719745483 >>719745536 >>719745584 >>719749383 >>719750797 >>719752274 >>719759930 >>719762861 >>719778598
Can I jump into this without playing Hollow Knight?
Anonymous No.719745536 >>719745639 >>719745650 >>719766621 >>719769698 >>719776030 >>719778902
>>719745483
Hollow Knight has literally 0 story (or a """story""" like Souls games) so I think you can yeah, you're probably going to miss some references and stuff since this is a prequel
Anonymous No.719745543
>>719745282 (OP)
GOT MY MINIFRIDGE STOCKED FULL OF ONIONS AND I'M READY TO GAME
SHAW!!!
Anonymous No.719745584 >>719760286
>>719745483
probably
you'll probably also miss references to the first game anyway
Anonymous No.719745587 >>719745762
>>719745472
>>719745436
>>719745419
15 hours until you join the 41%, savour them
Anonymous No.719745639
>>719745536
it clearly has a story it's just delivered subtly
Anonymous No.719745650 >>719745921 >>719746390 >>719766621
>>719745536
>this is a prequel
[citation needed]
Anonymous No.719745762 >>719768809
>>719745587
you're saying this about a company that's in deep with fangamer, the tranniest of troons
Anonymous No.719745921
>>719745650
I thought it was
Technically there shouldn't be any yellow shit around since that's part of the plot of Hollow Knight
Anonymous No.719746316
>>719745282 (OP)
Not as critical as your mom's mass
Anonymous No.719746317 >>719746371 >>719746678 >>719746780 >>719748763 >>719749431 >>719758959 >>719763076 >>719765103 >>719766364 >>719766462 >>719766510 >>719768000 >>719768079 >>719776180 >>719776998 >>719777054 >>719779715
overhyped shill trash,
This combat sucks i hate 2D games and just because its really hard doesnt mean its good.
Shill campaign for this shitty game
Anonymous No.719746371
>>719746317
>WAHOO
Anonymous No.719746390 >>719746541 >>719766621
>>719745650
If all endings in Hollow Knight are equally canon, as Team Cherry has said, then how could Hornet be the protagonist when she's sealed away in one of the endings?
Anonymous No.719746410 >>719751742
Shazamfags status?
Anonymous No.719746541
>>719746390
That's easy; it was a shitty PR statement so every player can feel equally heckin' valid with whatever ending they got and not feel bad that they didn't bust their balls through the coliseum for the Void ending.
Anonymous No.719746631
this game will be forgotten about 2 weeks after release
Anonymous No.719746678 >>719777056
>>719746317
>this is what people are so excited for
grim
Anonymous No.719746780
>>719746317
>just because its really hard
bro what? you have to go out of your way to face anything hard
Anonymous No.719748763
>>719746317
lel is this your gameplay?
I won't laugh, promise.
Anonymous No.719748879 >>719748958 >>719749304
>>719745282 (OP)
Before I buy this game I need to know:
>how it runs on swtich 1
>how woke it is
Anonymous No.719748938 >>719752190
I hope anons have fun tmmro even the shit posters
Anonymous No.719748958
>>719748879
It's full of bugs, just like your burgers will be.
Anonymous No.719748974 >>719765143 >>719771715
>>719745282 (OP)
I have bots at the ready when it drops to spam reports so it gets auto-taken down.

I look forward to you fucking chuds and meritocracy bigots' tears.
Anonymous No.719748998
>>719745282 (OP)
OH BOY
IT'S TIME
GAMING IS SAVED
>4chan will hate it just to be contrarian
Anonymous No.719749067 >>719749204
Manufactured hype
Paid shill post sanctioned by mods.
Anonymous No.719749204
>>719749067
printed :^)
Anonymous No.719749304
>>719748879
>how woke it is
you play as a female bug
you know what female bugs do right
Anonymous No.719749383
>>719745483
I wouldn't.
Anonymous No.719749431
>>719746317
bait
Anonymous No.719749483
YOU FUCKING CHUDS BETTER NOT BUY IT
FUCK YOU
Anonymous No.719750086
imagine getting excited for a indieplatformer
Anonymous No.719750632
I shan't be playing any metroidvania slop.
But I'm happy for you fans of the genre. Have fun!
Anonymous No.719750797 >>719760286
>>719745483

yes but don't
Anonymous No.719751626
>>719745419
Kek you're seething over a $20 indie game
Anonymous No.719751742
>>719746410
Raped, for the second time in the year.
Anonymous No.719752190
>>719748938
fuaaaaaaaaaaak uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
i hate fun
Anonymous No.719752274 >>719760286
>>719745483
story wont make any sense if you do
Anonymous No.719752363 >>719753063 >>719758528 >>719776334
Why are there no pre orders? I want to preload you damn aussies
Anonymous No.719753063 >>719755026
>>719752363
feel this, but all the same its prolly gonna take like 2 minutes to download anyways
Anonymous No.719755026
>>719753063
true lol
Anonymous No.719755053 >>719759836
>>719745282 (OP)
Holy shit legendary
Anonymous No.719756365
>>719745282 (OP)
GO GO GO GO
Anonymous No.719756734 >>719758820
>>719745282 (OP)
I shan't be playing this spriteslop
Anonymous No.719758528
>>719752363
It's more exciting this way
Anonymous No.719758619 >>719758673
>>719745282 (OP)
You guys act like it's a countdown to losing your virginity.
Anonymous No.719758673
>>719758619
this will be better than that
Anonymous No.719758820
>>719756734
>spriteslop
WTF are you even talking about? Go back to your yearly COD and Madden slop.
Anonymous No.719758853 >>719759894
>>719745282 (OP)
I thought this shit was coming to switch 2? I can't find it. I don't want it on my PC I want it on switch 2
Anonymous No.719758959
>>719746317
Posted it again award
I don't think spamming one clip of your bad gameplay is a good strategy anon
Anonymous No.719759071
>>719745419
Look at the state of you.
Anonymous No.719759136
>>719745390
Filtered
Anonymous No.719759836
>>719755053
based and backflipping off the hype, LET’S GOOOOOO
this is one of those rare launches where the stars align and NEET energy reaches peak efficiency
Anonymous No.719759894
>>719758853
backers got switch 2 keys so it'll probably be on there soon
Anonymous No.719759930
>>719745483
It's clearly made to be another entry point for newcomers, you just won't know backstory of the character.
Anonymous No.719760285
>>719745419
Grow up.
This is just sad.
Anonymous No.719760286
>>719752274
>>719750797
>>719745584
nigga nobody plays this for the story
Anonymous No.719761872
It's all coming up milhouse baby
Anonymous No.719762181 >>719762718 >>719779124
never did the true boss on hollow knight since you had to beat the game like 5 times i think. I guess it's too late now.
Anonymous No.719762285
aiee, we're not ready! they have to delay it for 4 more years!
Anonymous No.719762718 >>719767538
>>719762181
You can get all the endings using the same save file if you want, and not one is locked behind getting another.
Anonymous No.719762861
>>719745483
Just watch one of the million videos aboit the story of the first game. Its a metroidvania with a "story" in the same way Dark Souls has a "srory", who cares
Anonymous No.719762921
>>719745282 (OP)
I honestly cant wait any longer, after my transition theres been nothing else I look forward other than this game
Anonymous No.719762965
Let those faggy aussies cook nigga
Anonymous No.719763018 >>719763319 >>719763361
>NO REVIEWS
NO REVIEWS
>NO REVIEWS
NO REVIEWS
>NO REVIEWS
NO REVIEWS
Anonymous No.719763076
>>719746317
>plays like a retard
>dies like a retard
this series isn't for you
Anonymous No.719763118 >>719763361
>>719038760
>>719038943
>>719039040
>>719039179
>>719039987
>No reviews
Anonymous No.719763319
>>719763018
LET
>THEM
COOK
>LET
THEM
>COOK
Anonymous No.719763361
>>719763018
>>719763118
>game isn't even fucking out yet
>"DUURRRR WHY NO REVIEWS DUUUUUURRRRRR"
Anonymous No.719765103
>>719746317
That fuckin gameplay lol
Captcha: 2XDJK
Anonymous No.719765143
>>719748974
Have you considered not being pathetic and enslaved to the whimsy of others?
Anonymous No.719765182
You literally can't refute this
Anonymous No.719766364 >>719767956 >>719777205
>>719746317
>boss enemy walks into you and dies
silksong is so trash
Anonymous No.719766462
>>719746317
Wait this is what we getting hyped about!?!?
Anonymous No.719766510
>>719746317
these are bugs? what kind of bugs are they?
Anonymous No.719766621 >>719779170
>>719745536
>>719745650
>>719746390
Anonymous No.719766654 >>719767587 >>719767924 >>719770042
If you are actually looking forward to a 2D bing bing wahoo unity asset flip with Zanzibart Forgive Me lore and labubu funko pop art style, you are without a doubt a total faggot retard.
Anonymous No.719766690 >>719767028
How hard is the first game? Can I beat it in 9 hours?
Anonymous No.719767028 >>719777397
>>719766690
>9 hours
no
And it is not that hard, until the DLC
Anonymous No.719767538
>>719762718
Last time i asked i had to clear it multiple times. wtf
Anonymous No.719767587
>>719766654
This but unironically.
Anonymous No.719767924 >>719768152
>>719766654
why are you like this
Anonymous No.719767956
>>719766364
Anonymous No.719768000
>>719746317
I truly don't see the appeal of this art style. Monochrome with one colored object is so fucking boring
Then you stack it on a game that is as simple and repetitive as it gets...
Anonymous No.719768070 >>719771513 >>719776886
seriously man is this series even good
Anonymous No.719768079
>>719745390
>>719745419
>>719745436
>>719745475
>>719746317
game is .. le popular? I MUST BE A CONTRARIAN
Anonymous No.719768140 >>719768263
I'm going to bed, see you on the other side shawnons
Anonymous No.719768152 >>719771487
>>719767924
>responding to a bot
Fuck off retard
Anonymous No.719768180
>>719745419
>e-celeb addicted retard
lol
LMAO
Kill yourself.
Anonymous No.719768263
>>719768140
yeah i'll go to bed in a bit too. I am so excited.
Anonymous No.719768284
>>719745390
I don't care if you care
Anonymous No.719768809
>>719745762
If it's in with troons then it's a woke game. Woke games don't sell (Go woke go broke)
It's going to sell record copies so obviously it's not a troon game
Anonymous No.719769698
>>719745536
>Hollow Knight has literally 0 story (or a """story""" like Souls games)
Anonymous No.719770042
>>719766654
Schizophrenia
>Captcha: WR HK H
Anonymous No.719770108
>>719745282 (OP)
>no early game copies
>everyone will discover secrets at the same time
max comfy
Anonymous No.719770431 >>719771820
>>719745282 (OP)
Feel bad for EXP 33 bros, Silk Song is about to solidify itself as GOTY and GOTD
Anonymous No.719771487
>>719768152
>its le heckin ai
ok faggot
Anonymous No.719771513
>>719768070
yes
Anonymous No.719771715
>>719748974
Anonymous No.719771820
>>719770431
GOTD = Gag On This Dick
Anonymous No.719771901 >>719776086
I got bored of POE2 mapping just in time, I figured I would be addicted to the new POE2 league but this feels like dogshit still. Glad this and DxM2 are coming out because I need something else.
Anonymous No.719774201
>>719745472
>shot of your wife unzipping a bbc
>shot of you starting the download
>splitscreen of you both
>"this is going to be amazing"
>black man appearing behind your wife
>a shot of the download nearing completion
>shot of your wife getting destroyed looking at the camera opening her mouth, but pure sillence
>shot of you playing your 2d side scroller, your mouth opening in slow motion in the reflection of your screen
>splitscreen of your wife being fucked and you playing your video game both shouting "this is aaaamaaaziiiiing"
>shot of one of your kids screaming and running into a wall
>the other kid looks straight into the camera
>"that just happend"
>SILKSONG 4 SEPTEMBER 2025

Im bored
Anonymous No.719775985
>>719745282 (OP)
Just the name of this troon game makes me sick can't wait for it to be shit and see mass troon suicides
Anonymous No.719776030
>>719745536
>Hollow Knight has literally 0 story
retard
Anonymous No.719776086
>>719771901
Nah, I'm enjoying the league so far. Abyss is pretty damn good if your PC can handle. I'll play this when I get bored, so far I am entertained with 0.3
Anonymous No.719776180 >>719776561 >>719779786
>>719745282 (OP)
>>719746317
The combat actually is trash compared to other metroidvanias like Blasphemous and Bloodstained. People kept telling me that Silksong is going to fix that,
Anonymous No.719776247
gimme a shout when the clean steam files are dropped
Anonymous No.719776293
I think I will play though BG3 one more time instead, maybe buy this when it costs 6 bucks
Anonymous No.719776334
>>719752363
Nigga how bad is your net if you need to preload a game that's gonna be 2-6gb
Anonymous No.719776380
I'm more excited for Marvel Rivals coming to PS4 than this 2D goyslop platformer lol
Anonymous No.719776561 >>719776874
>>719776180
>He doesn't know the pure unrefined dopamine of bug parrying
Anonymous No.719776874
>>719776561
that's what i call it when i cut off asians in traffic
Anonymous No.719776886
>>719768070
First one is a really good game. Presentation is already timeless, atmosphere is splendid.
Only bad thing I could say: Map is about 15% to big with all the backtracking you'll have to do, and navigating it turns into a chore. Combine that with a game that has a lot of content - not all of it obvious to find - and that's kind of a bummer. But you can make a normal play though without a guide and I recommend it.
Anonymous No.719776998
>>719746317
Are you a game journalist? Good game
Anonymous No.719777054
>>719746317
GIT GUD!
Anonymous No.719777056
>>719746678
Play it yourself.
It's great
Anonymous No.719777205
>>719766364
top zozzle
Anonymous No.719777397
>>719767028
It's hard early game also if you don't upgrade. But yeah, certain charms and an enhanced weapon makes the difficulty plummet. You can choose not to use them though.
Anonymous No.719777492
>>719745419
So....this is the average Sliksong hater, huh? Not bad, not bad...
Anonymous No.719778598
>>719745483
I would just play Hollow Knight first because it's a good game and this is a sequel to it
Anonymous No.719778902
>>719745536
>Hollow Knight has literally 0 story
why are people hating on you for saying this? There's technically a story, but it's just worthless, unimportant dogshit who cares, the experience is what matters
Anonymous No.719778965 >>719779636
Anonymous No.719779124
>>719762181
>beat the game 5 times
There are 5 gauntlets with bosses out of the way in the sewers and the fifth has the true ending. Is that what you're thinking of?
Anonymous No.719779170
>>719766621
>Captured and taken
ntr in the summary - worrying.
Anonymous No.719779636
>>719778965
Hornet is OUR bug, kameraden!
Anonymous No.719779715
>>719746317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui9hFeUrRrI
Anonymous No.719779786
>>719776180
It just takes the fun parts of the shovel knight system and slaps it into a souls game format.
Anonymous No.719780256 >>719780396
I don't get the appeal of platformers. They are too simplistic to be fun for me, you move, jump and attack and that's it.
Anonymous No.719780396
>>719780256
>They are too simplistic to be fun for me, you move, jump and attack and that's it.
Congratulations on your first day playing video games.