Thread 719880460

What would a game set in the MODERN UK be like?

escape from tarkov

Majora's Mask

>>719880460 (OP)
My brit friend had 4 girlfriends and two of them were trans

its kind of like land of the livid dead from rayman 3 if you go outside of the cities

resident evil 5

Half Life 2, lol

GTA but the brown characters can't collect stars

>>719880460 (OP)
homefront 2

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we're getting a documentary soon

GTA but you're immune from wanted levels. But forced to play as a brown

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>>719880607
>if you go outside of the cities

>>719880460 (OP)
dol before the trannies go to it

>>719880460 (OP)
Modern UK is still great

>>719880460 (OP)
first person stabber

Modern Warfare 2019 also took place in the UK (partially)

>>719880460 (OP)
GTA, but you are the defenseless NPC instead of the main character.

>>719880460 (OP)
fascism simulator 2025

>>719881060
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>>719880460 (OP)
Far Cry 2 but its raining

We Happy Few is the most recent Brit game iirc

>open world rpg
>get attacked by saracen bandit
>guards aggro to the player

>>719880460 (OP)
1984: The Game

>>719880460 (OP)
Actual bong here.
It depends. The countryside? Relaxing. Cities? A shitshow but not as bad as obsessed Americans like to pretend.

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>>719880460 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuBHoUVCjUM
game sadly isnt that good, the vibe is immaculate though

>>719880460 (OP)
low quality bait

>>719881708
>t. Abdul Rashid ibn al-Islam posting from his flat in Birmingham

More games should be set in glasgow.

>>719881159
you think its like land of the livid dead inside the cities? do you even know what land of the livid dead in rayman 3 is? its the opposite of how it sounds. niggas really just come online to say dumb shit on this board.

>>719880460 (OP)
You wouldn't be allowed out of the tutorial without getting at least 5 government job workers to identify you, non-family and must have known you for at least 10 years.
Truly life is suffering in bongland.

To johnny foreigner hot fuzz is a pure comedy. To the locals it is a mockumentary.

>>719880597
classic comfy

It'd be assassin's creed 1 without Acre

>>719880460 (OP)
Fending off the Celts from your castle with your longbow

>>719881279
>anon said while held at gunpoint

>>719881708
>house flipper game set in the Scottish countryside
>everything's a 45° slope and blows away the moment you place it

>>719880460 (OP)
hellgate: london but the demons are brown

>>719880460 (OP)
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>>719882969
HAHAHAHA THE FIFTH TIME WAS THE FUNNIEST

>>719882770
*Knoifpoint

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>>719880460 (OP)
>go outside
>get stabbed by an illegal immigrant
>get arrested for hate speech after

هل يمكنني الحصول على المزيد من المال من فضلك

>>719883182
*Whil ebeing arrested for being knoifed

gonna miss me that fit ginger munter.
I'll take a tax avoidance simulator please.

What are the downsides of living in the UK?

>>719883375
lmao geordies

>>719883436
You live in the UK

>>719883436
you have to speak to british people

>>719883436
We have the bad browns and not the good browns like the US

>>719883529
only if you can find them

>>719883436
It's a modern dystopia.
The government realized it can just employ soft power to turn the average citizen against one another with concepts such as racism and transphobia. The government also allows criminals to run free to further beat down the population.

>>719880514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEZsGUqgtHQ

>>719880460 (OP)
Rape and Stab capital of the world.

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What's depressing about the UK is that at no point before the 90s was it destined to turn out this way. Everything that has happened to the country was a conscious choice by elites.

they took down the last non-greggs bakery in my town to make room for an islamic education centre

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>>719880460 (OP)
Rape simulator.

British English is so...mild compared to American phrasing.

Like I understand what "sex pest" is but it just makes the person sound like they're an annoying horndog, not "borderline rapist".

Ngl fellas it can be a bit grim at times. But living in the English countryside during summertime is absolute peak comfy.

>>719880661
Lel this

What is uni like in the UK

When 4chan pays the fines that are stacking up we'll be RICH and live like KINGS

>>719880460 (OP)
Terrible & smells like piss on the street

>>719880794
kek

>>719884139
if they don't pay we'll just have to colonize them!

>>719882798
>must have atleast one spiral staircase with steps that are just waiting to murder someone when walking down them at night.

>>719883529
not for long

>>719884204
You're thinking of california USA, not california england.

>>719883436
The government, Londoners and Birmingham

>>719880460 (OP)
I made look into beautiful future britisher future sars

[This poster was awarded the Victoria Cross for promoting culture diversity through the brilliant use of cutting edge technology.]

Eating a lovely steak pie at Dino’s because I am the absolute govnah

>>719884313
Nah, it was like that in London last time I was there too.

I'm a not massive fan of my country but seeing burgers pretending as if the same dystopian shit isn't happening to their country is retarded.

>>719884098
How is it even possible to fuck up your country so bad?

>>719883760
it was destined to be this way from the very first windrush nignog to step on our soil, retardo
you can't just abandon your colonies and empire expecting browns won't take revenge on you

>>719884342
you didn't do this, you massive thieving faggot

>>719884424
Crabs laughing at other crabs despite being in the same bucket.

>>719884351
ABOSH

>>719884507
denial is a hell of a drug

>>719884351
There better be a pint with that or you'll never beat those poofery accusations.

>>719884480
This is disgusting.

>>719880460 (OP)
I will never be blackpilled I will always be optimistic.

>Be Brit
>Watch Britain will plunge into a year-long recession this autumn in which households will be hit by the deepest fall in living standards on record, the Bank of England has warned
>Inflation will now peak at 13.3 per cent in the final months of the year as average energy bills trebel from £1200 to £3500 by October
>It's impossible to get anything to rent in any major town in the UK for less than £900
>Liz Straight up says Chinese workers are better than lazy, low productivity Bri'ish workers who don't know the meaning of graft because British work culture is crap and and Brexit voters are idiots who just chose something because of hollow messages
https://youtu.be/7A5ehnIC-TI
>UK loves the NHS, But they can see it's going downhill and needs more funding. Hence why the Tories use that £350m as a carrot to their Brexit stick
>America wants to export race mixing, BLM and LGBT issues and pushing non-binary/genderfluid/trans
>average house earns more by just sitting there all year than the average worker earns in a year
>houseprices: rose by 30k in the last year and growing as a result of a tax break that cost the taxpayer £3.6bn
>modern English tv: a black man and a paki gleefully cheering for the last white man
https://youtu.be/s9etnCbimNg [Embed]
>Hey Northerners, we've decimated your industry, slashed nurse's wages by a quarter and we're spending 90% of your taxes on London
>Wow the northern is falling apart why do you keep asking us for money
>BBC video shows 6-year-old schoolkids being made to write 'gay' love letters
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uWuy-aDwM4U
>"The largest group of property owners in London are Indians, who are represented by those who have lived in the UK for generations"
>NHS almost collapsed when they tried to enforce the vaccine mandate on doctors
>British women are massive sluts, it's not even funny
>Leave UK

>>719884480
>middlesex

>>719884424
>b-but Americ-
I came here to laugh at you.

>>719884480
shut down your entire industry while importing cheap labor to fuck up your local population, simple as

>>719884507
Honestly its even more pathetic when you think about it. They will larp about MUH GUNS and MUH FREEDOM... but guess what? They'll never do anything to fight oppression with said freedom. They're more likely to get gunned down by a nigga having a nigga moment then they are to actually use said guns against any of the dystopian bullshit infesting society.

>>719884684
>webm
That is dangerously civilised for leeds.

>hitman level in Britain
>you can't infiltrate anything because everyone is brown

Ever played Half Life 2?

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If only you knew how bad things really are

>>719884929
What's the context?

>>719885043
Police trying to get information on a child trafficking ring gets ambushed by a million indians.

I can see why Germany would be punished into becoming an islamic shithole but why the UK? Why is it even worse for them???
Video games

>>719884480
That's what happens when you side with jews and against nazis

>>719880460 (OP)
>thread making fun of India
>deleted
>thread making fun of Britain
>completely allowed
Makes you think

>>719881708
Real Bong here, I'm white, real british people are white.
The country side is fine especially in nice villages, cities are hellscapes about to explode in racial conflicts, so it'd be like cyberpunk OP , every brown npc will fly into a berserker rage at any random moment but the police will never attack you until you initiate dialogue with them or kill brown NPCS

>>719881368
>right wing anti immigration goverment
Projection as usual

>>719880460 (OP)
Bloodborne is basically the average London commute

>>719880460 (OP)
Homefront the revolution

doesn't the UK have nukes?
shouldn't the USA be worried if UK is being run by illegal immigrants?

>>719882770
>She thinks anon is a natural born brit
Muhammad came during the great Syrian migration by Merkel during 2015,his life is great

>>719885181
Came to post this. Everyone’s wielding giant blades and there’s monstrous dog-beasts (chocolate people) prowling the streets

>>719885157
Wish I were in a village. I'm in some kind of hellscape middle ground on the main train line from london. Slowly becoming one of the drug capitals as more and more foreigners slide into town since the government were so happy to build houses for them and only them.

Fuck england so much. Glad I'm going to be dead in the next couple of years.

>>719883436
Nothing to really do other than get pissed (drunk) every other weekend. Any fun outdoorsy activity requires you to be a hobbyist and is expensive.

Public service / customer facing twats who think they're above the people they serve.

Nanny state laws, can't build or change anything about your own property without ''''planning permission''''

Loicensing this, loicensing that

Idiotic banter culture that reduces everything to a joke

Eternal infatuation with brown people

People being ironically jaded and cynical

Speech laws

>upsides

Prostitution is legal, that's it.

>>719880460 (OP)
Already made one.

>>719885250
I wonder why this never gets brought up.

>>719885250
We pay a netflix subscription for them.
Our nukes are rented from America and they rely on US maintenance to actually work. I wish this was a joke but despite manufacturing the warheads we can't launch them without American missiles.

>>719884480
Well you have to have firm control of the education institutions so you can churn out self hating retards that think making everywhere Somalia is not only diversity but a fuck you to the system

>>719885394
>Glad I'm going to be dead in the next couple of years.
qrd?

>>719880460 (OP)
Hellgate London, only less optimistic.

>>719880858
is this all top nosh, governor?

>>719885250
You bring up a good point.
Honestly nuclear war would improve much of the world. Cities would be destroyed and with them globalism, while the nuclear winter would hit the turd world the hardest causing their numbers to collapse.

>>719885415
>Nothing to really do other than get pissed (drunk) every other weekend.
this is just you being a sad cunt

>>719885528
NHS is cucked, so even getting something simple like a blood test is literally impossible in some places.
God forbid you need something more than simple, enjoy your 2+ year waiting time to hope you die before they have to do something.

>>719885415
>>719885710
QRD on why Brits love getting shitfaced drunk

>>719880661
Correct

>>719885153
Why did you say India twice?

>>719885250
Our nukes don't work. The last two trident tests failed horribly and we have more admirals than actual warships. We've been a dying power for decades but the average moron in this country still thinks we are the British Empire.

>>719885732
I think that's made up

>>719885250
Will probably be a south africa situation where the final 'real' government dismantles them.

>>719885730
Unless you're brown then you get to jump the queue

>>719885732
When you think the sky is Grey and everyone else around the world says it's blue you too would go into alcoholic depression

>>719885732
have you seen our women?

>>719885732
try living here

All these pictures I always see posted of classrooms where every single student is some flavor of brown HAVE to be from some kind of school for immigrants or something of the sort, right? There's no way your average school in the UK is 90%+ brown, right?

>>719886224
Anon...

>>719885732
Depends on where you are in the UK and your age demographic. The north of England drinks because they are all bums and live off the dole. Scotland is a shithole with no jobs so they decided to do drugs instead. The younger generation drinks to cope with the face they will never own a house and will be in debt for the rest of their shit lives but more and more are finding themselves too poor to drink which is even more depressing.

>>719886084
>>719886052
>>719886154
Brits in Australia also get shitfaced drunk

Explain this

>>719886320
other people in other countries also drink alcohol

>>719886320
You are just swapping one hellhole for another bro.

>>719886224
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>>719886224
it's a combination of millennial/zoomer women refusing to have kids and cities being full of imported pakijeets

>>719886636
That makes sense. I still don't see how anyone can claim this is fine.

>>719886771
You go to prison for complaining

>>719885153
atleast one of the jannies on /v/ is a pajeet

>>719886771
it's not fine, but it's also likely not your average school

>>719886879
So, the only difference between the UK and North Korea is the in NK you don't have to live surrounded by jeets.

>>719886771
The UK is a massive victim of Nimbyism and all these brown classrooms are only in shithole cities like London and Brum.

>>719886771
In the UK if i tweet "these immigrants need to fuck off and die" the bobby will show up to arrest me for hate crimes before the new corrie ep finishes, meanwhile if I walk into Tesco and shove the entire beer section into a trolly and walk out with it i will never hear a thing.

The place is fucked.

Can british people even recover from this? Once immigrants overtake the native population, UK will cease to be a country.

>>719885710
You can't swim in lakes and rivers, fishing requires a license and has ten thousand rules on what tackle you're allowed to use, hunting is practically non-existent - sure there's sports stuff but name one /out/ activity that isn't licensed or taxed to death. Compare that to US or Canada and tell me there's that much more to do in this shithole.

>>719885732
When you get drunk, real conversations happen. You connect more with people. Almost a right of passage if you want to progress friendships and get relationships too.

>>719887319
No, Britain is dead. The only solution to this would be a mass purge which will never happen.

>>719887319
>>719887497

>>719885164
it really is incredible just how tone deaf Ubisoft is. actually no, it's not ignorance. it's distilled malice. Legion is probably more blatant in its woke propaganda than AssCreed Shadows was

>>719887497
let the right people take over the government and the "mass purge" will 100% happen

>>719887981
not even trump could make a mass purge happen

>>719887375
I don't know about that stuff, but can't you just break the rules?
the constant 'le funny self deprecation' sure is tiresome and gay

>>719887981
there'd be a military coup on the side of the immugrants

>>719888143
>goes to prison for 50 years for swimming in a lake
kek