>>719903627 (OP)
King DeDeDe actually once saved my life.
You see, many years ago, I bought a Smash Bros edition King DeDeDe Amiibo. I only used it once or tice when playing Smash Bros, but for the most part it has just been collecting dust.
But one faithful night, I heared my window shatter behind me and a vice telling me to "Lead me to your safe with all your valuables if you want to live, gringo o algo!" I turned around and there was this short, fat brown man wearing a Playstation hat and a stained Playstation T-Shirt. Overall, he looked like someone that I could easily curb in a fist fight. Or at least that would be so if it wasn't for the huge, meanacing looking blood stained axe he was carrying that looked as if it was stolen from a fire truck. I got scared because I did not have a weapon, but my King DeDeDe amiibo was standing besides me on my desk, so I knew what to do. I grabbed the amiibo and launched it at the brown man like a peasant throwing rock. It prcisely hit into his head, sending some blood splattering from it and knocking him to the floor unconcious. I then immediately tied up the black man before he could wake up again and called the police. Sadly, the King DeDeDe amiibo didn't survive that fight, but it saved my life. If it wasn't for that King DeDeDe Amiibo, I might have been six foot underground now as we speak. I gave him a honor burial in my garden. RIP, my great hero.
